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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 548 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,715 Wow! 549 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,279 I wonder what train he taking. 550 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,277 Is he going on the tracks? 551 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,840 Oh, man... 552 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,350 You want to use the bathroom, 553 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,671 there's a perfectly nice bathroom upstairs at Starbucks. 554 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,239 Hey, hey! 555 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,720 Hey, you're not supposed to be down here, man. Only subway... 556 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,875 Whoa! 557 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,430 What in the sweet hell? 558 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,908 Exquisite. 559 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,551 Uh, I'm cool, dude. Yeah. 560 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:48,869 Forget this, man! 561 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,190 Forget this! 562 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,395 Aldridge Mansion? Check. 563 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,150 Seward Street subway station? 564 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,309 Check. 565 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,518 Well done, Rowan. 566 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,756 But still so many more checks to go. 567 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,718 You have been bullied your entire life. 568 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,590 Now you will be the bully. 569 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,113 Trust in your abilities, 570 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,795 and the universe shall bend before your will. 571 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,669 Hey, weirdo. We got a clogged toilet in 1843. It's bad. 572 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,440 I mean, like, biblically bad. Get on it. 573 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,669 Absolutely. 574 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,591 Nothing would make me happier. 575 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,911 Whatever, freak show. Just do it. 576 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:44,198 And the universe shall bend before your will. 577 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,838 Charge the lines. 578 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,309 Create the vortex. 579 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,118 Break the barrier. 580 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,879 I found a fantastic spot for your business. 581 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,279 It's more of a research lab. 582 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,236 - What do you think? - That's it? 583 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,200 Let's go see your new home. 584 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,896 - Oh, my God! Look at... - Look at it! 585 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,840 - Look at how high! - Look at the amazing spread! 586 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,518 Look at the ceiling to the floor height! 587 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,400 Oh. 588 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,277 Look at this. Look at it. 589 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,800 It's perfect. 590 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,552 - We got tons of space. - Stripper pole! 591 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,233 - Uh, we'll take it. - Great. 592 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,914 - The rent is $21,000 a month. - Fuck you. 593 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,679 - Excuse me? - I'm sorry. That's the rent? 594 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,591 - Yeah. - Who can afford that? 595 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,999 All your friend said was that 596 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,310 you were looking for a place to explore the unknown. 597 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,256 Okay, we need to explore something a lot cheaper. 598 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,349 There's an upstairs! 599 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,396 Are you offended by the smell of Chinese food? 600 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:39,709 I have now moved above you, and you still can't help me out. 601 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,031 How does it take you an hour to go up one flight of stairs? 602 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,439 I have really bad knees. 603 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:45,915 You know what? 604 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:47,560 What is that? 605 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,511 It's our hot and sour shrimp soup. 606 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,195 That looks like dishwater and one shrimp, and I think it's... 607 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,157 I hope that's a water chestnut. 608 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,511 When it feels like 609 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,477 The world is on your shoulders 610 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,869 And all of the madness 611 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,473 Has got you going crazy 612 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,512 Oh, we're dancing? Okay. 613 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,188 Let's be safe, though. 614 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,920 Where all of the action 615 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,996 Is right there at your feet, well 616 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,958 Holtz. Holtz. Holtzmann! 617 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,439 Fire! 618 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,958 Over towards the fire. 619 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,720 Thank you. 620 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,314 You'll be doing fine once the music starts 621 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,630 I hate to DeBarge in. 622 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,551 - She loves that. - Is that by DeBarge? 623 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,816 I thought it was Devo. 624 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,035 - Anyway, I got the website up. - Oh. 625 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,096 I passed out a bunch of these fliers all over town, 626 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,917 so I'm drumming us up a little business. 627 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,992 "If you see something, say something." 628 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,718 - It's catchy. - It's good. 629 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,997 - Yeah, I'll take it. - I think it might be the anti-terrorism slogan. 630 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,479 Oh, God. 631 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,110 - It is, isn't it? - It is. I'm sorry. 632 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,336 Well, I guess now we know why so many people are calling 633 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,476 about suspicious-looking bags. 634 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,434 Dang it. 635 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,511 - I love the green paper! - Thank you. 636 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,669 Hey. Uh, I'm here about the receptionist job. 637 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,310 - Hi. Hi. - Hi. 638 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,232 Is this a big ol' robot? 639 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,835 What? 640 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,816 The receptionist job that was in the paper. Um, that's what I was here about. 641 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,193 You're hired. 642 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,955 Okay, I... God, you're all sweaty. 643 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,600 I think I got it. "If there's something strange in the..." 644 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,720 Ow. 645 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,720 Oh! 646 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,040 Kevin. Right? 647 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,120 - Kevin. - Yeah. 648 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,553 Abby. We spoke on the phone. 649 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:41,800 - We did. Yeah. - Hello there. 650 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,115 - Okay. - Kevin. Oh. 651 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,872 That's a manly name. 652 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,394 My name's Erin. With an "E." 653 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,630 For "everything you want." 654 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,030 - Okay. Well, we should probably... - Hmm. 655 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,154 Should probably get started. 656 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,151 Erin? Do you want to join us? 657 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,629 - Yes. - Erin. 658 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,153 I've got some questions. 659 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,511 Okay. Here we go. 660 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,273 Let me just get to my notes. 661 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,351 Um... Okay. 662 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,396 All right, first off, I just want to say... 663 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,074 You know, we should probably start with a very important question 664 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,709 that we're asking all of the applicants. 665 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,314 Um, you know, are you seeing anyone right now? 666 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,552 - Um, seeing anyone? - Yeah. 667 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,074 - Just for business purposes. - Business purposes only. 668 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,120 Well, I'm seeing all three of you. 669 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,474 In front of me. 670 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,678 Oh, just forget she even asked, because if she did, that would be illegal, so... 671 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Forgotten. 672 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,080 Good. 673 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,116 No, I've forgotten. I don't know what you asked. 674 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,640 There we go. 675 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,553 Uh, Jillian Holtzmann, Radio Times. 676 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,349 Uh, what have you been doing with your whole life? 677 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,509 Great question. 678 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,875 Oh, well, um, lots of different jobs. 679 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,520 Um, I did the "actor thing." 680 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,160 - Worked for... - I'm just gonna... Just real quick. 681 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,791 Can I ask why no glass? 682 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,475 Oh, uh, yeah. They just kept getting dirty, so I took them out. 683 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,216 - That's... - Don't have to clean them anymore. 684 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,296 - Oh, boy. - And I can just... 685 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,311 - I got to try to keep that in mind. - Yeah. 686 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,715 Would it be okay if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimes? 687 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,950 He has major anxiety problems. 688 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,470 You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you, 689 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,869 but I have a pretty severe cat allergy. 690 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:19,559 No, I don't have a cat. 691 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,200 He's a dog. His name is Mike Hat. 692 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,591 Your dog's name is My Cat? 693 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,159 No, Mike Hat. 694 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,470 Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat? 695 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,312 Well, his full name is Michael Hat. 696 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,075 I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs, so... 697 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,878 It's all right. He lives with my mum. 698 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,056 - Well, then we have that figured out. - Okay. That was... 699 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,150 One down. No cat. 700 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,629 But you know what I say, let's jump ahead, uh... 701 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,475 Kevin dabbles in web design. 702 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,153 And I asked him to throw together 703 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,356 - maybe a couple of logos for us. - Uh-huh. 704 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,856 - You want to see them? - Now is your moment. 705 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,677 - Pull it out. - Oh. 706 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:52,829 Sure. 707 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,588 You're like a lawsuit waiting to happen. 708 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,473 Here we go. 709 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:58,920 Okay, so... 710 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,919 What do you think of that? 711 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:02,788 Oh. 712 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,909 Yeah, you do see how this might make us look bad, right? 713 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,191 Uh, is it the boobs you don't like? 'Cause I can make them bigger. 714 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,952 No, I can see them. 715 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,190 Ghost Tits was my nickname in middle school. 716 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,315 Oh, right? 717 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,656 You know what? I think it's not always about the end result. 718 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,113 It's about the journey. 719 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,599 Well, uh, what about this one? 720 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:22,949 - Oh, uh... - Uh... 721 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,713 I think that's already a thing. 722 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:26,835 What, 7-1-1? 723 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,035 It's 7-Eleven. 724 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,576 Yep, it is. I have another option, though. 725 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,033 - Okay, please. - It's this one. 726 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,376 That's one of my favorites. 727 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,216 Uh... I think you might've made a mistake. I don't think that one's for us. 728 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:37,673 Oh, no. No, that's for you. 729 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,839 You know, I just thought the floating hot dog implies that a ghost is holding it. 730 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,757 Your work is more cerebral than I expected. 731 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,310 Still, so many questions about that choice. 732 00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:51,995 First one is, why a hot dog? 733 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,515 Oh, I just like them. 734 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,710 Both food groups, all in one. 735 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,755 Dogs and buns. 736 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,193 - Those are great. - Yeah. 737 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,511 We're actually gonna discuss everything just for a second, 738 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,232 so if you could just stand over there, 739 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,197 - we just need to convene for a moment. - Okay. 740 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,679 - Sure. All right. - Thank you. 741 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,096 Just go right over there. 742 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,235 Don't listen. 743 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,880 I won't. 744 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,912 Oh. He covered his eyes. 745 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:21,313 Guys, look, as much as I would like to have him here to look at... 746 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,628 - Um... - What? 747 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,878 You don't find him attractive? 748 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:26,515 Kevin? 749 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:27,955 Ow! 750 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,638 God, no. Poor guy. 751 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,200 Ow! 752 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,433 - I don't know, guys. I don't know. - Come on, Erin. 753 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:35,953 We need help around here. 754 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,856 We cannot keep carrying that equipment up here. 755 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,997 And I know the phones aren't ringing off the hook right now, but they will be. 756 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,911 You know, an aquarium is a submarine for fish. 757 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,536 Listen, let's just see how the rest of the day goes. 758 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,838 You know, talk to other people, and we will hire who is most qualified, okay? Deal? 759 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,150 There are no other people. He's the only applicant. 760 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,240 Excellent. 761 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,872 God, that's loud, huh? 762 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,598 - It's loud. - It's loud. 763 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,589 - Kevin. You got the job. - Hmm? 764 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,238 - Welcome aboard. - Cool. 765 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,874 Can I bring my suitcases up? 766 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,279 Yep, you sure can. 767 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:07,909 Look at him. 768 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:09,240 Ow! 769 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,032 Oh, uh, ma'am? 770 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,396 Hi, ma'am. If you're waiting for takeout, you should really wait downstairs. 771 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,480 Oh! 772 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,274 This... The magazine was here, so, I don't know, 773 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,476 I just thought that might be your waiting room. 774 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,755 You know, fun fact about this place, 775 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,400 that this building is built in the same place 776 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,995 as the first Chinese gambling den in New York. Did you know that? 777 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,435 I mean, it's, like, coincidence, huh? 778 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,199 Also, um, I got chased by a ghost. 779 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,549 What? 780 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,393 You know, up above us was the old New York prison. 781 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,552 It's the first place in New York that they electrocuted people. 782 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,029 I'm telling you, it used to take so long 783 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:48,032 that they'd just be like, "Shoot him. We using too much electricity." 784 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,600 That's why I knew something weird was going on down here, man. 785 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,480 Whoa. Did you see that? 786 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,336 - Yes. I saw that. - Did you see that? 787 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,237 - That wasn't me. - I saw that quite a bit. 788 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,073 Wait, wait. Hey! Seriously? For real? 789 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,275 'Ey. Come on, man. 790 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,915 - Didn't I tell you? - Is he down here all the time? 791 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,116 Oh, he think this is his art studio. 792 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,839 No, no. My studio is in SoHo. This is more of a gallery. 793 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,148 Okay, hello there. 794 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:15,995 Uh, have you seen a Class 4, semi-anchored entity anywhere in the vicinity? 795 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,150 - You talking like a boat? - Can you speak English? 796 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:20,276 - I'm being specifically clear. - Let me. Let me. 797 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,960 Hi. Have you seen a ghost down here? 798 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,336 - Okay, that's clearer. - Yeah. 799 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,078 - Yeah, I've seen a ghost. - You, too? 800 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,160 Oh, yeah. 801 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,832 Would you be able to describe it to us? 802 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:31,875 - Thank you. - But... 803 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,393 Ah, come on, man. Come on, man. 804 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,816 No, no, no, no. Let him, let him... 805 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:35,856 - I'll take a visual. - No! I can't let him. 806 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:36,976 This is my job. I'm gonna get fired! 807 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,336 - We want the visual! - No, no, this is very helpful. 808 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,952 This is not helpful for me. 809 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,076 'Ey. Look at me. Stop. 810 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,511 - Stop painting. - I'm so sorry. 811 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,736 I don't like this on my wall. 812 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:47,816 You don't want it here anymore? 813 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,896 - I don't want this ghost on my wall. - No ghost. 814 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,216 - Let me fix this, then. - Well, I... 815 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:52,240 No ghosts allowed. 816 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,816 - You know what? You know what? - Right? 817 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,136 - Get your ass up out of here. - Come on. 818 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,275 Bye, Patty! 819 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,793 - I love you. - Man! 820 00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,359 This ain't art! 821 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,074 And y'all encouraging him. 822 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,479 Come on! 823 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,595 Come on! 824 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,234 Am I on crack, or is that a good logo? 825 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,950 Guys, I cannot do it by myself. 826 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,759 This equipment is untested and highly unstable. 827 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,476 All right, ladies, we got a limited window 828 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,959 for when the next train arrives, 829 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,075 I'm telling you. 830 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,360 And don't touch the third rail 831 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,631 unless y'all little dainty ass can handle 750 volts. 832 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,155 - Oh, come on. - You know what? 833 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:33,232 I should've gave you some coveralls, man. It's so unsanitary down here. 834 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,393 You know, you don't usually think about the amount of urine smell. 835 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,990 That's pretty much how it's gonna be. It's not gonna freshen up at all. 836 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,638 Oh, boy. Okay. 837 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,216 Definitely got something over here. Look at... Is that... 838 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,355 What is that, a burn? 839 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,240 That's where I saw that weird sparking thing. 840 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,315 What was it? 841 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,597 Baby, if I knew what it was, I wouldn't say "a weird sparking thing." 842 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,790 You're mouthy. I like that. 843 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,075 It looks like fission scorch. 844 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,799 What? Fission scorch down here? 845 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,199 Except that you're right. 846 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,556 What is... Wait, I'm smelling both electrical discharge 847 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,232 - and isotopic decay. - Isotopic decay. 848 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:08,799 How is that... Holtzmann? 849 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,400 - Yeah. What? - Come here. I need your snoot on this. 850 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,000 Am I nuts? 851 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,200 'Ey, 'ey, ladies. 852 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,078 While y'all over there making out with that dirty piece of garbage, 853 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,936 we only got a couple of minutes. 854 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,274 Do you see that? 855 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,998 - The eyes. - All right, Holtzmann. 856 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,355 - Now is not the time to be messing with... - No. 857 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,390 Oh, cream and sugar. 858 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,319 Hey, Patty, can I get some illumination on this subject? 859 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,840 Yeah, I can put some light on that. 860 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,079 - Oh, boy! - Oh! 861 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,072 That is more and more unsettling. 862 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,674 That's the dude I saw! I'm telling you, that's him! 863 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:44,988 We got another Class 4, 864 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,277 and this one's even more ionized than the one at the Aldridge Mansion. 865 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,351 Where are these ghosts coming from? 866 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,176 You know what? I got to get this thing on film. 867 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,200 - Holtzmann? - Yup. 868 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,315 - Power us up. - Okay. 869 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,755 'Cause we are taking this pretty boy back to the lab. 870 00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,416 This is a little rough. It's in its early stages. Got to be honest. 871 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,237 Just gonna plug these things in here. 872 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,754 - Okay, Erin, come here. - Let me document this. 873 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,440 - Grab it, grab it. - Wait. 874 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,680 That's gonna shoot a proton stream at that ghost, okay? 875 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,671 So whenever I say, "Go," you just do that. 876 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,876 Uh, why am I operating the untested nuclear laser? 877 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,473 - You have the longest arms. - Oh. 878 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,936 You guys might want to hurry up. 879 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,758 Oh, my God. I forgot the most important part. 880 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,239 Yeah. Sorry. 881 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,949 Erin, this is just a little bit of grounding so you don't die immediately. 882 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,393 Do you know your iron level? 883 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,600 Mmm-mmm. 884 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,910 It's fine. 885 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,513 You have done this before, right? 886 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,919 Okay, Erin, on my cue. 887 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,720 Aim the barrel at him. 888 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,395 Ready, aim, fire! 889 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:38,240 Oh! 890 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,560 Oh, wah-wah. 891 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:43,616 Okay, this is a little underwhelming. Can we get more power? 892 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:44,959 And once again, fire! 893 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,875 - This isn't working! - Wow! 894 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,871 Can this beam get any stronger? 895 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,190 Well, not at the moment. 896 00:41:58,720 --> 00:41:59,720 Ah. 897 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,040 That's the train! We got to move! 898 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,000 Just try to lure him back to the platform! 899 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,189 Grab her! 900 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,909 - Come on! - Move, move, move! 901 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000 Come on, move! 902 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,718 Hurry! 903 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,120 That's the express train! 904 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,758 And it's not stopping! 905 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,033 It's coming! Get her up! 906 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,474 Oh, not the collar! 907 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,235 Well, I guess he going to Queens. 908 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,914 He's gonna be the third scariest thing on that train. 909 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,991 God, did you see that? 910 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,071 Oh, you can't see anything. 911 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,636 My God! I mean, that power surge really held him. 912 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:42,756 Wow! We need more juice. 913 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,456 We need to be more mobile. I know what to do. 914 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,799 - Yes. - I almost got killed. 915 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,438 Yeah, I know. It was so awesome. 916 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,520 It was awesome. 917 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,119 Everyone thinks this video is fake. Look at these comments. 918 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,536 We have to bring a ghost back to this lab and document it, you guys. 919 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,028 I mean, this stuff is real. We have to be able to prove it. 920 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,040 We will. And you shouldn't be reading this stuff. 921 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,016 You're not supposed to listen to what crazy people write 922 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,256 in the middle of the night online. 923 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,111 Look at... "Bogus equipment"? You know what? 924 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,589 I'd love you to meet me any place, any time. 925 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,591 No, no, no, let's... You're right. We should... 926 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,148 - Here is your coffee, Abby. - Thank you. 927 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:15,117 Did you get sugar in it this time? 928 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:16,720 Uh... 929 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,154 I hate coffee. 930 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:24,040 - Yeah, the sugar's in there. - Sugar's in it. 931 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,515 I'll take it. 932 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,194 Don't want to waste a cup of coffee. 933 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,479 Can we just pretend that didn't happen, please? 934 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,630 All right, well, what do you think? 935 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,995 I... You know what? I just can't watch that. 936 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,837 I'm not sure. I mean, it's just a lot of bits and pieces. 937 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,376 I'm pretty sure none of it is supposed to be in the subway, though. 938 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,834 It's like it was part of a miniature cyclotron. 939 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,593 And they used a chromium alloy for the hull. 940 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,234 I would've used aluminum, but I'm crazy. 941 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:54,398 What's that weird thing that guy said to the lady from the subway? 942 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:56,416 Um... Oh, I know what you're talking about. 943 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,351 - Fourth Cataclysm. Yeah. - Oh. 944 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,473 - Hi. - Fourth Cataclysm. 945 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,199 Man, what they gonna do, make a fifth one, starring The Rock? 946 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,111 Oh, yeah, you guys, you have a visitor. 947 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,270 Um, she's here to see you in the booth. 948 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,351 Booth number one. With the earrings. 949 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,836 - Yeah. - Yeah. We see her now. 950 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:12,995 - Thanks. - No worries. 951 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,680 I'm joining the club. 952 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,560 Um... Well, it's not really a... I'm sorry. 953 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:20,956 Kevin. Hi, can you answer the phone, please? 954 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,758 - I can't. It's in the fish tank. - Uh, no. 955 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,256 The one on the desk that's ringing. That one. 956 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,838 - Oh, that one. - Yep. 957 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,256 - Oh, my God. - What's this place called again? 958 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,589 Conductors of the Metaphysical Examination. Talk. 959 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,990 Got it. Uh, Conductors of Metamucils and Stuff. 960 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,958 Whee, oh, slow down. I... What... 961 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,509 They hung up? 962 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,636 No, I was just not into that conversation. 963 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:46,474 Kevin, I'm really gonna need you to try a little harder. Okay, buddy? 964 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,915 Well, if they call back, I will. I got to take off, though. 965 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,998 I'm in a hide-and-seek tournament, and we are in the semis. 966 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:55,356 Uh, Kevin, I'm gonna need you to pick up all those suitcases. 967 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:56,520 - Ouch. - Oh! 968 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,113 Eh, did you hurt your face? 969 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,431 Hey, did y'all hire that big dumb dude? 970 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,589 Bye! 971 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:04,551 Man, I got a cousin Mookie. 972 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,990 He is half as stupid, and he will work for Vienna sausages. 973 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:12,517 The thing is, this isn't really a club. It's a scientific research group. 974 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,955 And I understand that, but let me tell you something. 975 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,636 I read a lot of nonfiction, 976 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:20,473 and you guys know a lot about this science stuff, 977 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:21,595 but I know New York. 978 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,398 And check this out! 979 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,710 I can borrow a car from my uncle, 980 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,136 and y'all won't have to lug all this heavy equipment around. 981 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,136 - Oh, guys, we got to get a car. - Come on, baby. 982 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,596 You need me. You need Patty. Patty come with benefits. You need me. 983 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,238 Stop playing like you don't. 984 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,389 You're in. 985 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:37,600 Ha! 986 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,352 Oh, yeah. 987 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,115 You get a car, and you get a car, and you get a car! 988 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:50,069 Uh, you didn't disclose that the vehicle was gonna be a hearse. 989 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:54,119 I'm sorry. My uncle owns a funeral home, not a Enterprise Rent-A-Car. 990 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,400 Hope you checked to see there wasn't a body in the back. 991 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,550 Uh, I don't think so. I don't really know. 992 00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,834 You didn't check? 993 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,035 I mean, I was in a hurry. 994 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,873 I checked to see if we had gas. That was more important. 995 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:05,995 So there is a body? 996 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,275 Let Holtzmann check. She likes that type of stuff. 997 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,511 Yeah, I can think of seven good uses of a cadaver today. 998 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,272 No, Dr. Frankenstein, 999 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,794 we got to turn in the body if there's one in there. 1000 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,475 - All right. - Don't do that. 1001 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,718 - Excuse me, maintenance man. - Mrs. Ponner. 1002 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:26,949 How may I help you? 1003 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:31,795 Well, for starters, perhaps you can tell me what in God's name this is? 1004 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,757 Mrs. Ponner, this is nothing more than some leakage from our air conditioning. 1005 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,232 Well, I think it's touched my skin, and it's given me a rash. 1006 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,879 Does it look right? 1007 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,750 Mrs. Ponner, I wanted to say no. 1008 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,271 But, yes, I'm afraid there is some redness 1009 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:51,840 in here. 1010 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,111 - Is it very bad? - No. 1011 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,073 Of course not, Mrs. Ponner. 1012 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,879 But I assure you, whoever is responsible for this 1013 00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:03,349 will be flogged within an inch of their life and then left on the street to die like a pig. 1014 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:07,753 - Well, I didn't ask for that. - Well, in that case, I'll send up some cream. 1015 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:24,078 I know everyone is anxious, but we have to be patient. 1016 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:28,359 Who thought it would be funny to put Earl in that old lady's back? 1017 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,038 The guests are starting to complain. 1018 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,709 And we don't want to give away any spoilers before the big show. 1019 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:40,915 See you soon. 1020 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:43,591 Very soon. 1021 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,274 Based on the results of the subway field test... 1022 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:47,936 The one where you were almost killed, remember? 1023 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,029 I remember. 1024 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:53,636 I added a booster using microfabricated radio-frequency quadrupoles 1025 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:56,439 to speed up particles before entering the DLA device, 1026 00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,873 - portable, wearable for maximum flexibility. - Wow. 1027 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,554 Then we add the reversible psychokinetic energy sync 1028 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,712 plus Holtzy's hollow beam to this baby, and voilĂ . 1029 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,438 - We got a ghost in there. - Whoo! 1030 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,590 - Slap me. - Okay. 1031 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,318 I will slap you as... 1032 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,336 I just want to say what an exciting moment this is. 1033 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,271 Holtzmann, I am beyond impressed. 1034 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,952 Abby, is that comfortable? 1035 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,071 It's a lot heavier than I expected, 1036 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,958 and I'm pretty sure it's compacting my spinal column, but... 1037 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,136 - So you're gonna want to plant your feet firm. - Okay. 1038 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,628 Bend your knees to compensate for the extra kickback. 1039 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:28,915 All right. Turning the machine on. 1040 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,832 Whoo! 1041 00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:33,549 Boy, she's got an impressive purr. 1042 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,592 Okay, so, that little asshole over there is the target. 1043 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:37,715 Okay. 1044 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,229 Just put your thumb on that red trigger button there. 1045 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:41,992 - Yeah. - And go to town. 1046 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,080 Okay. 1047 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,115 And here we go! 1048 00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:47,600 Whoa! 1049 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,040 - Oh! - Oh! 1050 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,536 I guess she's not bending her knees enough, right? 1051 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:54,675 Whoo! 1052 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,911 She's doing a marvelous impression of a deflating balloon. 1053 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,468 We just got to let her ride it out until she's out of juice. 1054 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,312 She's corkscrewing me! 1055 00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,120 Abby, I'll make some adjustments. 1056 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,519 It's like fighting a gator! 1057 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:11,269 Hello. 1058 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,478 Looking forward to this metal show. 1059 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,160 Hi. 1060 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,509 Ozzy rocks! Whoo! 1061 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:19,720 Yeah! 1062 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,119 It's... 1063 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,872 He certainly does rock. 1064 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,035 This world cannot be cleansed fast enough. 1065 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:29,720 Hi. 1066 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:30,960 Enjoy the show. 1067 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,000 Rock and roll. 1068 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,316 So, how did the two of you guys meet? 1069 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,551 Uh, Abby transferred to my high school, junior year. 1070 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,119 Go, Karate Cats. 1071 00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:47,034 We started telling ghost stories, and we just kind of bonded right away. 1072 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,896 And all the other kids were, you know, getting drunk and going to parties, 1073 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,480 and we're like, "Uh, that's stupid." 1074 00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:54,920 Plus, we weren't invited to any parties. 1075 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,016 Oh, you know what? You know what I thought... 1076 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,216 Oh, I'm not gonna tell you. I'm just gonna show you. You'll see. 1077 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:02,312 So, how did y'all get into ghosts? Did one of you see one? 1078 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,518 Yeah, I did. 1079 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:05,600 Really? 1080 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,878 When I was eight years old, the mean old lady that lived next door died. 1081 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,429 And that night, I woke up 1082 00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,511 and she was standing at the foot of my bed, 1083 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,795 just staring at me. 1084 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:26,593 She did that every night for almost a year. 1085 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:27,795 What? 1086 00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:32,193 And I told my parents, and they didn't believe me. 1087 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,111 Still don't believe me. 1088 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,837 I had to go to therapy for years, 1089 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,798 and the kids at school found out, 1090 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,758 and they would laugh at me and make fun of me, 1091 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:44,273 call me "ghost girl." 1092 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,630 Abby was the only person who believed me. 1093 00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,591 Kids is mean, man. But I believe you. 40956

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