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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,275 (PHONE RINGS) 2 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:09,835 Hiya. 3 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,434 Gav, where have you been? I've been trying you for ages. 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,557 Sorry, I had a meeting with Owain about... 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,392 Actually, I've got no idea what it was about. 6 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:20,040 Hang on a sec. I'm just getting on the bus. Hiya. 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,998 - You're going in early. - I know. Marco rang. 8 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:24,991 He wants me to open up. He's goin' the dentist. 9 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:28,390 I'm quite excited, I am. It's my first time opening up on my own. 10 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,879 Anyway, shut up a minute. 11 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,837 - I've got something to tell you. - What? 12 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,388 I think I might be pregnant. 13 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:41,391 Oh, my God. Seriously? 14 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:43,516 Yeah, cos when I woke up this morning, 15 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,909 I felt really sick and I've got sore boobs. 16 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,956 - So, what does that...? - They're all signs, Gav. 17 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,873 - They're things that happen. - But have you done a test? 18 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,076 No, I want to do it with you. I want you to be there. 19 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,355 - Oh, my God. I can't believe it. - I know. 20 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:56,759 - (PHONE RINGS) - Hang on a minute. 21 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,512 Might have to take this. 22 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,555 Gavin Shipman? 23 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,552 Nessa's just text me. I've just had a text from Nessa. 24 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,029 She's text me. She's just sent a text. Nessa's just text me. 25 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,076 Can I call you back? I'm on the phone to Stacey. 26 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,958 - Did you not hear what I just said? - Yeah, Nessa sent you a text. 27 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,519 I don't really see what the problem is. 28 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,636 There's been no contact, nothing. 29 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,871 This is the first contact. She never texts. 30 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,359 There's been no contact since... 31 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:19,998 that. 32 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,115 So, what do I do? 33 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,111 But surely you talk to her about the baby, Neil. 34 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,839 No. I've been talking to Bryn and Gwen when they've got the baby. 35 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,797 I spoke to Dave twice. That was a barrel of laughs. 36 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,075 Right. Just calm down. Where are you? 37 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,798 Outside your old man's house, aren't I? 38 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,552 Having a look at this extension with Deano. 39 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,914 Hang on a minute. Babe? 40 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,513 - What's going on? - It's Smithy. 41 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,909 - He's had a text from Nessa. - Oh, my God. Serious? 42 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,399 Nessa never texts. 43 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,517 - I didn't know she could write. - Right. Did you just tell Stacey? 44 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:44,999 - Yes. - Are you a dick? 45 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,071 Gav, Nessa's on the other line. I'll call you back. 46 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,559 OK, just don't tell her that... 47 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:49,595 Oh, God. 48 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,069 - Ness? - All right, Stace? 49 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,799 I got you on the Bluetooth. Power walking, I am. 50 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,075 Just tryin' to shift a few pounds for the weddin', like. 51 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,470 - Ness, did you text Smithy? - Yeah, I did, as it goes. 52 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:01,549 Why? 53 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,198 Well, I've not spoken to him since Essex. 54 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,714 I know he's comin' down this weekend, like, with the boys. 55 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,199 I just don't want it to be awkward. 56 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,157 I'm meant to come down with the boys this weekend. 57 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,719 All she's done is make things awkward. 58 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,836 - Why? What did she say? - I'll tell you what she said. 59 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:16,708 I've got it here. Ha! You won't believe this. 60 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,196 ''Hope you're OK.'' 61 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,199 Well, what's wrong with that?! 62 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,918 What does that mean? 63 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,594 That could mean so many things. What's she trying to say? 64 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,875 I just meant, ''I hope things are OK.'' That's all. 65 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,359 What - since you had sex? 66 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,510 I told you, Stacey - I can't be sure if we did. 67 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,160 It was your choice to sleep with her. You could have said no. 68 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,958 I don't know if I slept with her, do I? 69 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,076 I mean, I know we fell asleep together. 70 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,196 I mean, I know we opened the oven door, 71 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,033 but whether we actually baked the potatoes, I don't know. 72 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,395 What were you wearing when you woke? That's usually a clue. 73 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,438 He was completely naked. I was in my Aston Villa strip. 74 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,158 - Aston Villa? - Yeah, I know. 75 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,275 Aston Villa? 76 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,191 Look, Stace, I gotta go. 77 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,589 I've reached a steep incline. 78 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,672 Your dad's calling me on the other line. Ring me on your lunch, OK? 79 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,318 You are still coming down, aren't you? 80 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,152 - I dunno. - Oh, please. 81 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,674 Bryn's really excited. We all are. 82 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,638 - Well, I'm really excited, Gwen. - We all are. 83 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:11,675 I know. 84 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,797 But this is the first time Gavin's friends are gonna get to see 85 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,518 what I call ''My Barry''. 86 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,192 I'm gonna take 'em down the front. 87 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,236 We're gonna get some doughnuts, some candyfloss. 88 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:21,799 Bryn, I don't think they'll have time. 89 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,758 They'll probably just want to go straight out in Cardiff. 90 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,354 Oh, Cardiff, Schmardiff. 91 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,591 What is this obsession with Cardiff and the young people? 92 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,035 I mean, what has Cardiff got that Barry hasn't? 93 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,190 I just think there's a bit more going on, Bryn. 94 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,989 Oh. Well, you say that. But come and have a look at what I've done. 95 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,348 Wowee! 96 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:47,395 I know. 97 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,994 Beers. That's some football players. 98 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,640 Trevor's old Subbuteo, God rest his soul. 99 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,789 Oh, yes! 100 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,677 I just wanted them to feel at home, 101 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:59,548 so they didn't have to go out if they didn't want to. 102 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,870 And look at this. I probably shouldn't show you this. 103 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,599 It's just me being silly. Don't read anything into it. 104 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,910 - Other than... - (LAUGHS) 105 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,116 It's just something for them. 106 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,759 To look at. 107 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,272 So, how many have you got altogether now? 108 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:17,839 Right. I've got... 109 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:21,111 Tonight, Matthew, staying in my house, 110 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:26,832 Fingers, Dirtbox, Dean, Budgie, Swede, Gary - not Simon... 111 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,911 Chinese Alan. 112 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,355 And if Smithy doesn't want the sofa at yours, 113 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,715 he's more than welcome to top and tail with me. 114 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,199 He's got the option. 115 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,669 Oh, I feel bad, you having them all in here. 116 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,159 Won't it be too much for you? 117 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,276 No, but I like it, Gwen. 118 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,033 I like being one of the boys, one of the gang. 119 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,588 - Part of the crew. - Doris has offered as well. 120 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,274 - She's got the room. - (GROANS) I bet she has. 121 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,839 No, I'm sorry. 122 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:54,913 I know what Doris wants and I know what she's after. 123 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,594 She's not getting her hands on my boys. 124 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,233 Smithy, you just put one out. You're chainin' it. 125 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,989 I know. I always do. 126 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,753 It helps me, you know... be creative. Don't it, Deano? 127 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:21,239 Yeah, yeah, it does. 128 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,395 And you're sure you just want a conservatory? 129 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,879 Look, we've been through this. 130 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,791 I know, but hear me out, right? 131 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:33,271 So, say you're already brickin' it to here, right? 132 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,079 - Why not go the whole hog? - The full Monty. 133 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,479 Brick it to here. 134 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,471 Windows. 135 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:42,791 And then, instead of a glass roof, which gets dirty 136 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,598 with watermarks and leaves and... 137 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:45,874 Cats. 138 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:49,589 Right? Have three - one, two, three - 139 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,238 skylights. 140 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:53,834 - It'd add value. - You'd need planning permission. 141 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,275 No! I ain't had planning permission for any of my extensions. 142 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,713 I did nine last year. 143 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,791 Look, I want a conservatory. 144 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:03,077 I want somewhere for me, where I can get away from it all - 145 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,310 all the stresses and pressures of modern life. 146 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,799 That's it. 147 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,029 - Pamela... - Finito. 148 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:11,157 In memoriam. The end. Now, who wants a cup of tea? 149 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,912 Yeah, I'll have a quick one before I go back. 150 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,956 Go on, then. Milk and five sugars. 151 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,439 Dean? 152 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:17,999 Dean? 153 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:19,354 Dea-ean? 154 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,351 - Deano. - Yep? 155 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,192 Do you want a tea or a coffee? 156 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:25,396 Uh, yeah, can I have half and half, please? 157 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,277 - Sorry? - Like... 158 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,157 can I have tea in the bottom half of the mug 159 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,993 and then coffee in the top half of the mug, please? 160 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,036 Oh, right. 161 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,951 Yeah, I started drinking it about 1 8 months ago. 162 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,076 I call it a ''toffee'' or a ''c-ea''. 163 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,878 But you can't ask for that in a cafe, 164 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,632 cos they just bring you a toffee... 165 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,312 or a key. 166 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:46,233 - Is it nice? - I've no idea, Mick. I like it. 167 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:49,232 Can I just say to you, as I do to everyone, 168 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,595 Deano will never be working here on his own? 169 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,194 I will always be here to monitor him. 170 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,270 STACEY: Thanks a lot. 171 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:03,035 - So, how far gone are you? - Hardly anything, I think. 172 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,714 - A week, ten days. - Have you done a test? 173 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,279 No, I'm gonna wait for Gav. 174 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,079 I can't believe I'm gonna be a mum. 175 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,037 Yeah, well, don't get too excited, Stace. 176 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,792 It's not all it's cracked up to be. 177 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,711 I mean, don't get me wrong. I loves Neil the Baby. 178 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:19,270 He's a good bloke. I wouldn't be without him for the world. 179 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:22,636 But at the end of the day, he's needy. He's always after something. 180 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,438 Stace, I need your help. 181 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,670 - Hiya, Ness. - All right, Bryn? You comin' in? 182 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,637 I won't. Not today. I've got too much on. 183 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:30,790 - How come? - Breakfast cereals. 184 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,599 The list is endless. I don't know what to get for the boys. 185 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,750 I mean, in my day, it was simple. 186 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,956 Weetabix or Corn Flakes. You knew where you stood. 187 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,077 But now, I'm looking at a Weeto, a Cheerio, 188 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:44,709 a Coco Pop, a Frosted Shreddie, an Oatso Simple, 189 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:48,315 a Gillian McKeith Organic Amaranth Cereal Flake. 190 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:52,154 And would someone please tell me what on earth is Choco Rock? 191 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,832 Oh, they're lush, they are. 192 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,717 They're like chocolate and bits of rocks. 193 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,199 Why don't you do 'em a fry-up? 194 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,872 Well, I'm doing a fry-up. Of course I am. 195 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,359 But this is the continental option. 196 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,829 Oh, Bryn, don't raise your voice at me, all right? 197 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,439 Sorry, Stace. 198 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:09,035 I was just gonna say, why don't you get a variety pack? 199 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,236 Well, I thought about that. I really did. 200 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,198 But answer me this - who's gonna eat the Ricicles? 201 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,793 - Good point. - Fair play. 202 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,791 - (NEIL CRIES) - Right. 203 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,713 I gotta get off. Dave's going Stonehenge. 204 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,836 Party of 1 2 - pensioners. 205 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,036 Who's havin' Neil, then, the baby, if we're goin' out? 206 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,997 - Who do you think? - Mum. 207 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,274 - Gwen. - Have you asked her yet? 208 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:32,035 No. I'm just gonna drop him round. What's she gonna do? 209 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,519 (SHOP BELL RINGS) 210 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,352 - Hiya. Sorry I'm late. - Hiya. 211 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,034 Babe, there's so many - Clearblue, First Response, 212 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,475 Answer One, Answer Two, True For You. 213 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,915 - Let's just get the lot of them. - They're like a tenner each. 214 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,797 We only need one, don't we? Let's ask the woman. 215 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,438 - No! - Why? 216 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,796 I know her. Natalie Lewis. She's a right bitch. 217 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,440 Nessa once had a fight with her dad and her brother. 218 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,033 All right, Stace? 219 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,473 All right, Nat? 220 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:00,629 How's Ness? 221 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,119 Fine. 222 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,795 - How's your dad? How's your brother? - Dad's all right. 223 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,189 Wayne's still on crutches. 224 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,319 Right, so, shall we...? 225 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:22,958 Hang on, Gav. 226 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,589 (SHOP BELL RINGS) 227 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:31,195 Excuse me, love. Where to's the fake tans? 228 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,872 I'll show you now. 229 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,828 Oh, God, I hate her. 230 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,638 Come on. I'm not buying a test from her. 231 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,075 - She don't work on commission. - I don't care. Let's go Superdrug. 232 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:48,275 - (PHONE BEEPS) - Who's that? 233 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,032 It's Smithy. They've arrived. 234 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:09,878 (HORN HONKS) 235 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,155 (ALL SHOUT) 236 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,475 Yeah, that is lovely. Yeah. Where's your bags? 237 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:28,154 I dunno. Where's your sheep, you dirty Welsh slag? 238 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,390 - No, you slag! - SMITHY: No, you slag! 239 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,631 ALL: You slag! You slag! 240 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,676 - Hiya! - SMITHY: You are a slag! 241 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,318 All right, Gwen? 242 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,277 Um... You know everyone from the wedding. 243 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,794 - I think so. Hello again. - She hasn't met Deano. 244 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,314 Hello, Deano. Welcome to Barry. 245 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:49,713 S'mae? Deano ydw i a dw i'n hapus iawn bod yma yn y Barri. 246 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,592 Sorry, but I don't s... 247 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,079 Gwen, wait a minute. What you doin'? 248 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:55,479 I've been learning Welsh. 249 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,596 I did an intensive course, cos I knew we were coming down. 250 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,591 I wanted to understand what everyone was saying. 251 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,511 - (SCOFFS) - You twat. 252 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,556 - What? - No-one speaks Welsh. 253 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,073 - No, that's not strictly... - Gwen, 254 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,515 don't make it more complicated for him than it already is, OK? 255 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,272 Listen, Deano? Hey? (CLICKS FINGERS) 256 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,318 No-one here, or where we're going tonight, 257 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,277 none of them speak Welsh. 258 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:17,193 - But what about the signs? - I know. You just gotta ignore it. 259 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,589 - I don't understand. - Deano, seriously, just forget it. 260 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,513 Right, if I don't understand it, then you...you definitely won't. 261 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,477 - All right? - (DOOR OPENS) 262 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,313 - Fee, fi, fo, fum! - ALL: Hey! 263 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,870 I smell the blood of several Englishmen. 264 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,235 Jokin', I am. I'm not a giant. Chinese! 265 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,675 - All right, Bryn. How are you? - (CHUCKLES) Swede! 266 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:36,909 All right, Bryn. 267 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,433 Yeah, all right. 268 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,317 Easy, Bryn. 269 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,558 Oh...! 270 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,153 (BRYN MOANS) 271 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,630 - Budgie. - Hey. 272 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,553 - Now, you must be Dean. - Deano. 273 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,790 - And is it your first time to Wales? - Yeah. 274 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:58,633 - Croeso i Gymru. ALL: Bryn... Don't... Pack it in. 275 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,995 Right. Should we show you where you're staying? 276 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,799 Right, Fingers, Dirtbox, Deano, 277 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:07,350 Budgie, Swede, Gary - not Simon. 278 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,398 No need to explain there. Chinese, Alan... 279 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,199 Oh! Chinese Alan. (LAUGHS) 280 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:17,034 Step forward into my new bachelor paradise. 281 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:20,476 ALL: Hey, hey, hey! 282 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,631 - All right. See you later. - See you in a bit. 283 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,469 Right, listen. 284 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:29,154 I need your help this weekend, all right? This is seriously awkward. 285 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,832 - What? - This. 286 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,878 Her - Nessa. All this...texting business. 287 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,359 I keep readin' it and rereading it. 288 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,317 Smithy, all she said was, ''Hope you're OK.'' 289 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,833 Exactly. ''Hope.'' 290 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,070 ''Hope you're OK.'' She's saying there's hope. 291 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,593 I've given her hope - false hope. 292 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:43,999 I think she was just checking... 293 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,674 Don't leave me on my own with her this weekend. Not at all, not ever. 294 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:47,715 All right? 295 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,836 Honestly, I think you're reading too much into this. 296 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,115 Her and Dave are all right. They've set a wedding date. 297 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,428 Have they? 298 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,431 Yeah, June 1 3th or something. 299 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:56,839 (CAR HORN HONKS) 300 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,751 Sorry. 301 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,991 Can I do you something before you go out? 302 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,071 We'll probably eat later, so I'm all right, thanks. 303 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,958 Me too. I'm not hungry, really. I'll just have a couple of omelettes. 304 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,395 Cheese? Mushroom? Ham? Tomato? 305 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,311 Yeah. Cheers. 306 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,799 - STACEY: Gav? - Yeah? 307 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,233 Will you come here a minute? 308 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,878 Will you go back and get one now - a test? 309 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:28,919 - Babe, it's a bit awkward now, innit? - Oh, why? I'm really excited. 310 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,309 I know. Me too. But Smithy's here, the boys are over the road. 311 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,958 I can't just leave 'em. Why can't YOU go? 312 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,190 I've gotta get ready. I haven't done my hair or nothin'. 313 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:38,397 - Why don't we wait till tomorrow? - But I just want to know. 314 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,311 So do I. But tomorrow, everyone will have gone. 315 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,992 We can do it properly, take our time. 316 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,196 - On our own? - Yeah. 317 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,236 All right, then. 318 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,117 Can you believe it, Gav? 319 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,918 There might be a little baby in there. 320 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,594 I know. It's amazing. 321 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,157 NESSA: All right, Gwen? How's it going? 322 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,515 GWEN: Hello, Ness. Hello, lovely. 323 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,989 All right, Gav? 324 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,638 All right, Nessa? Hiya, Neil. 325 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,039 Where to's Smithy? 326 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,792 He's, um... 327 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,675 He's... 328 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,035 Well, he's under the table, actually. 329 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,591 All right, Smithy? What's occurrin'? 330 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,635 All right? 331 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:28,994 (NEIL GIGGLES) 332 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,354 Hello! 333 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:33,716 Lovely boy! How are you? 334 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:34,994 Ah! 335 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,911 Oh, I've missed you! 336 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,070 Mmm! Mwah! 337 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,796 Actually, I might take him over Bryn's, see the boys. 338 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,950 - Gav, you want to come? - Yeah, OK. 339 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,554 Forget those omelettes. We're going to Bryn's, see the boys. 340 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,312 Oh, that's a shame. They're done now. 341 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,231 No worries. I'll take 'em off your hands. 342 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,594 Will you? All right, love. 343 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,669 Stace? 344 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,035 - Nessa's here. - STACEY: OK. 345 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,439 Oh, Gwen? 346 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,078 What are you doing tonight? 347 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,559 Well, I've got a few options. 348 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,039 Elaine wants to go to the pictures, 349 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,951 but Janet fancies the bingo, so I'm not really sure. 350 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,712 You may have to take a rain check on all them. 351 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,438 I need you to mind Neil for me, the baby. 352 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,909 - Oh. Really? - Afraid so. 353 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,353 - Is there nobody...? - No. 354 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,158 I'd better ring the girls then. 355 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,468 I would. 356 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,551 - MAN: Shot! - That's 2-1 . 357 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,756 Here we go. Mini burgers. 358 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,319 BUDGIE: Oh, Bryn, this is amazing. 359 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,517 The mini hot dogs will be ready in a minute. Have as many as you like. 360 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,751 Not very filling, but I just think they're more fun when they're mini. 361 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,274 - How are we all doing down here? - Absolutely terrific, Bryn. 362 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,952 - (DOORBELL RINGS) - Who could that be? 363 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,996 Swede, would you, uh, get the door, please? 364 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,277 I honestly think this is the best day of my life... 365 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,349 so far. 366 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,954 Oh, Dean, that means the world to me. 367 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,430 There are some mags over there - Loaded, FHM, Zoo, what have you. 368 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,431 Hey, hey! Bryn Diesel! 369 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,033 Bloody hell. What's going on here? 370 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,715 I know. It's exactly the effect I wanted and more. 371 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:04,749 I feel like Fagin, and you, Gav, are my Oliver Twist, 372 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,876 standing next to the Artful Dodger. 373 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,190 Mate, let's have a hold. 374 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,191 Hey, you want to go to your Uncle Dirtbox? 375 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,636 Oh, he's incredible! Oh, he's so cute! 376 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,029 And there's your Uncle Budgie. Budge, do you want a hold? 377 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,838 Uh, no, I'm good, thanks. I'm playing this. 378 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,912 I really like him, you know? 379 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,150 (SNIFFS) Yeah, I want one. 380 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,196 - Yeah, it's good, isn't it? - Yeah. 381 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,555 - Deano, do you want to hold Neil? - Here you are, mate. 382 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,639 - What? - Babies freak me out a bit. 383 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,790 - GAVIN: Why? - DEANO: I dunno. It's just... 384 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:40,555 He looks like Smithy but smaller. 385 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,073 Like a mini version. 386 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,435 BRYN: Talking of which, who'd like a mini hot dog? 387 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,953 - I'd love one. - GAVIN: No, thanks. 388 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,873 SMITHY: Right. What's going on tonight? What's the plan? 389 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,996 - What's happening? - This guy in work, Owain... 390 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,798 - Owain Hughes? - Yeah. 391 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:56,270 - Before you ask, no, he doesn't. - (LAUGHS) 392 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,276 SMITHY: Right. Seriously... 393 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,759 what is going on? 394 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:07,116 OK, so, Owain said best to start off in Ten Feet Tall, but Stacey and... 395 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,236 Which is irrelevant to us, cos this is a boys' night. 396 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,072 Yeah, so I thought we'd go to Buffalo to start 397 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,559 and Tiger Tiger, maybe. 398 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,154 Are there ladies there? Is that where the ladies are at? 399 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,231 Fingers, that's the beauty of Cardiff. 400 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,595 There's girls everywhere. 401 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,877 I say we go Walkabout, Tiger Tiger, Vodka Revolution. 402 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,838 It's exactly like being in Essex. That's why it's so brilliant. 403 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,831 Bryn, where's good to go in Cardiff? 404 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,797 Oh, now, there's the question. 405 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:30,835 Um... 406 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,480 I've not been out in Cardiff since... 407 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,516 1 9 78. 408 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,478 I went with Dick - Dick Powell - and my brother, God rest his soul. 409 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:42,155 We went to a place called Bumpers in the Castle Arcade. 410 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,992 It's closed down now, Bumpers. 411 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,674 No, it's not for me, the night-life. 412 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,637 You should come out with us, Bryn. It'd be a laugh. 413 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,551 Gosh, no, that's not my scene, Budgie. 414 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:54,155 I'd much rather wait in for you young men to come home, 415 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,357 all boozed up and disorientated, 416 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,158 not knowing what's what or who's who. 417 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,198 - DIRTBOX: Oh, come on! Come out! - (ALL SHOUT) 418 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,078 (LAUGHS) 419 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,276 - (ALL CONTINUE SHOUTING) - BRYN: Boys! Boys! 420 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,591 There's no way you're getting me out in Cardiff tonight. 421 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,717 (LAUGHS) Well, I never thought you'd get me out in Cardiff tonight. 422 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,189 BUDGIE: Right, who wants a drink? Pint? 423 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,190 - Pint. - Pint? 424 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:17,837 - Pint. - Pint. 425 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,478 - Me. - Pint. 426 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,709 - I'll have a pint. - Pint. 427 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,755 - Pint. - Pint. 428 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,559 - Bryn? - I'll have a pint, please, Budge. 429 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,710 Are you sure, Bryn? I thought you liked a Cinzano. 430 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:30,588 Put a sock in it, Gav. I'm out with the boys. I'm having a pint! 431 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,238 Get over yourself! 432 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,470 (ALL LAUGH) 433 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,232 SMITHY: Nice one, Bryn. 434 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,750 (STACEY LAUGHS) 435 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,195 - All right, Nev? - All right, Ness. 436 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,436 - Kev. - All right. 437 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,714 - Who's the new boy? - That's Dev. 438 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,392 - All right, Dev? - All right. 439 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:55,359 - Stace, Lou, Anje...Nev, Kev, Dev. - GIRLS: All right. 440 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,874 - All right. - How's it goin' tonight? 441 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,598 - Yeah, good. - Any trouble? 442 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,513 Nah, it's early doors. You in for the duration? 443 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,478 Ah, we'll be here for a bit. Any nonsense, give me a shout. 444 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,790 Will do. Cheers, Ness. 445 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,030 - Just the four of you, then, is it? - Yeah. 446 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,792 Go on, then. In you go. 447 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,313 Tidy. 448 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,677 Four Cokes, please. 449 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,159 Do you miss being on the doors, Ness? 450 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,514 Yeah, bouncing, like. 451 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,079 Sometimes. 452 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,435 I miss the camaraderie, but I don't miss the rage. 453 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,919 I don't miss getting home 454 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,389 and soaking my knuckles in a bucket of ice. 455 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,879 That's no way to live. 456 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,394 Not for an attractive woman. 457 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,798 Oh, not for me, thanks. 458 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,030 - How comes you're not drinking? - I can't really say. 459 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,951 - She thinks she may be up the duff. - Nessa! 460 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,314 - Oh, my God! - Serious? 461 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,356 - What? - I weren't gonna say nothin'. 462 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,193 Oh, come on, Stace. We both know, once you get a drink inside you... 463 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,431 That's the point. I'm not gonna have a drink inside me. I'm not drinking! 464 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,272 Fair point. 465 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,191 You've got a point. 466 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,197 She's not up the duff. 467 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,753 I was lying. 468 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,353 Sorry. 469 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,678 ( # LITTLE BOOTS: Remedy) 470 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,996 # Spin me faster like a kaleidoscope 471 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,913 #All I've got's the floor 472 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,911 # Yeah, you can try 473 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:31,438 # But I've found the antidote Music is the cure... # 474 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,476 BUDGIE: Do you like this kind of music? 475 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,233 I can't hear a word you're saying. 476 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,436 What music do you like? 477 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,794 Yes! 478 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,474 # ..Poison killing my emotion 479 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,357 # I will not be frozen 480 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,079 # Dancing is my remedy, remedy... # 481 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,799 Slow down, Smithy, mate. 482 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,394 - What? Why? - There's Owain. 483 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,711 - Owain? - Gav! How's it goin'? 484 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,189 - Yes. All right? - All right, mate. How you doin'? 485 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,235 Nice to meet you. 486 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:05,359 Hey! Owain! Owain Hughes! 487 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,955 Do you want a glass of white Owain or red Owain...Hughes? 488 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,315 You must be Smithy. Nice to meet you. 489 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,231 Come here, you little prick. (LAUGHS) 490 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,992 Sorry, mate. He's had a few. 491 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:19,437 Hey, do you know what your favourite TV programme is? 492 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,398 - Last Of The Summer ''Owain...Hughes''. - (PHONE RINGS) 493 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,311 (SMITHY LAUGHS) 494 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,630 Keep an eye on him a minute. It's Stacey. 495 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,914 - Stace! - Where are you? 496 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,673 - Oceana. - Is Louise there? We lost her. 497 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,832 - BOTH: She couldn't get into Revs. - That girl still works there. 498 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,115 - She's talking to Deano. - OK, I'm comin' over, all right? 499 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,918 Yeah, brilliant. 500 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,753 - And I've got a surprise for you. - What? What surprise? 501 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,273 You'll have to wait. 502 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,998 DEANO: Reit, 503 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:47,152 a ble ydych chi'n mynd ar eich gwyliau eleni, te? 504 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,232 Oh, my God! You're so lush, you are. 505 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,550 Yn Gymraeg, os gwelwch yn dda! 506 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,235 O, ti mor lysh, ti'n gwybod! Mor, mor lysh... 507 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,709 Deano's talking Welsh to Stacey's mate, 508 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,711 and she's speaking it back to him. She's all over him. 509 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,597 It's a beautiful language, Gav. 510 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,592 And you, Owain Hughes, are a beautiful man. 511 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,399 I like you. I like you a lot. 512 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,277 My son's half Welsh. 513 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,032 - Is he? - Yeah, his mum's Welsh. 514 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,634 We're not together or anything, though. It's not like that. 515 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,119 But she...she texts me. 516 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,430 She sends me texts. 517 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,715 Let me show you... In fact, let me show you this text. 518 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,234 - See what you think. - Oh, for God's sake, Smithy... 519 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,675 Shut up! Shut up! 520 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,797 I am talking to Owain Hughes, who, quite frankly, 521 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,599 is a better friend to me than you have ever been. 522 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,511 Sorry. He always gets like this when he's drunk. 523 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,592 How do you know? You don't know me! 524 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,750 You don't even come out with me any more! You live here! 525 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,359 Now, let me show you this. 526 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,397 Oi, has anyone seen Bryn? 527 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:49,393 What do you say? Seriously, Owain Hughes, what would you say? 528 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,792 Oh, my God! Uncle Bryn! 529 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,472 Stace... 530 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:02,155 - Are you OK? - I feel a bit weepy, Stace. 531 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,878 Have you been drinkin'? 532 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,077 Yeah, a few pints and some shots. 533 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,391 You've overdone it, Bryn. You don't know your limits. 534 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,993 (SOBS) I don't. 535 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,271 Oh, Ness! 536 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,112 What have I become? 537 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,918 Come on. You're fine. 538 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,715 In through the nose, out through the mouth. 539 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,394 (BOTH INHALE) 540 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,675 (SOBS) 541 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,715 BUDGIE: Oi! 542 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,678 There you are. Are you all right? 543 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:35,715 Is he all right? 544 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,711 Yeah, he's just a bit drunk, he is. 545 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,119 Oh, Budge. 546 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,317 Of all the boys, I knew you'd come and look for me. 547 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,958 Here you are. There's some water. 548 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,554 Oh, you're so kind. 549 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:50,394 You're kind and lovely and sweet and attractive... 550 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,119 Can you stay with him for a bit? I've got to see Gav about something. 551 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,350 Uh...uh... Yeah, OK. 552 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,516 Deano, where's Chinese? He's got my phone. 553 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,558 I think he's gone out for a fag. Um, Fingers, this... 554 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,629 Hey, Louise, right? 555 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,119 - Hiya. - Hey. 556 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,792 ( # GIRLS ALOUD: Something Kinda Ooooh) 557 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,394 - Yeah. Long time. - Yeah. 558 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,391 - How have you been? All right? - Yeah, good. 559 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,993 You? 560 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,755 Right, so, do you two know each other? 561 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,908 - Uh, well... - You could say that. 562 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,549 I learnt Welsh and everything. 563 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:29,995 Gav! 564 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,116 - Hiya. - SMITHY: Oh, here we go. 565 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,668 - Uncle Bryn's really drunk. - He's only had a couple. 566 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,398 I know, but he doesn't drink, does he? 567 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,631 - I'll go and see if he's all right. - No. I have something to show you. 568 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,871 - Where did you get that? - Anje had it. 569 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,394 She always keeps one on her, apparently - ever since, you know... 570 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,469 Yeah, of course. 571 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,630 - So, come on, then. Shall we? - What, here? 572 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,551 Yeah. Don't you just want to find out? 573 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,789 Yeah, yeah, I do. 574 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,595 All right? 575 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,195 Yeah. You? 576 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:11,477 Yeah. You havin' a good night? 577 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,471 Yeah. It's all right. 578 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,437 It's Cardiff. 579 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,710 Gav says you've set a date for the wedding. 580 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,199 Yeah, June the 1 3th. 581 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,748 - You all right to look after Neil...? - Goin' through with it, then? 582 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,875 Yeah. Why? 583 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,199 I'll look after Neil. No worries. 584 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:37,319 # Something inside of me wants a part of you 585 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,995 # Something kinda ooooh makes my heart go boom-boom 586 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,277 # Something inside of me wanting what you do-oo-oo 587 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,713 # Something kinda ooooh... # 588 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,353 (TOILET FLUSHES) 589 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,398 - How long's that now? - We've got about 30 seconds. 590 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:57,071 I can't believe I just wee'd on my hand in front of you. 591 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,196 You did worse things than that on our honeymoon. 592 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,555 Gav, that was a treat! 593 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,512 - OK. - (SQUEALS) 594 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,910 Oh, never mind, babes. 595 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,750 - Babe? - Just give me a minute. 596 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,949 Look, come on. It's only our first try. 597 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,109 No, it's not. 598 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,119 What? 599 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,758 Stace? 600 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,598 Stacey? 601 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,679 It's not our first try. 602 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,796 I don't understand. 603 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,871 I haven't been on the pill for over a year. 604 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,279 What are you talking about? 605 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,356 I stopped taking it when we got married. 606 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,873 You've been trying to get pregnant 607 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,518 for over a year and you didn't tell me. 608 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,749 - Why? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 609 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,159 Why did you think it was OK to do that? 610 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,390 - I don't think it's OK. - Why did you do it then? 611 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,789 Because I thought it would speed things up. 612 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:16,710 What? 613 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,597 Like, if I got pregnant, we'd have to move out, 614 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,079 get a house - oh, I don't know. 615 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,958 You cannot make decisions like that without talking to me about it first. 616 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,395 - What is wrong with you? - Exactly. 617 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,072 What is wrong with me, Gav? 618 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,193 What if I can't have children? 619 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:43,390 # Tell me tomorrow I'll wait by the window for you 620 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,991 # I'll wait by your big house for you 621 00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:01,070 # I'll wait by the squeeze-box for you. # 622 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:05,670 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47024

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