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- DAMN! I CAN'T BELIEVE
LAVERNE ELOPED.
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- THANK GOD!
- WHAT?
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- MY EARS.
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THEY POPPED.
I CAN HEAR AGAIN.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
LAVERNE ELOPED.
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- HOW COULD SHE DO
SUCH A THING?
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- WELL THAT AIN'T
NO BIG MYSTERY.
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LAVERNE SAID SHE WANTED
A SMALL WEDDING.
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BUT YOU HAD TO HAVE IT
YOUR WAY.
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WHAT SCARLETT WANTS,
SCARLETT GETS.
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NOW AIN'T THAT SO?
- YES. IT IS.
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- JUST CHECKIN'.
UH, CAN I GO NOW?
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- I'LL GO WITH YOU.
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I'VE GOT 200 WEDDIN' GUESTS
TO UNINVITE.
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OH, BY THE WAY DOCTOR,
IN ALL THE CONFUSION,
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I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU
THIS MESSAGE.
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YOU GOT AN OFFER
ON YOUR HOUSE.
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- OH, LET ME SEE,
LET ME SEE!
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WOW!
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DAMN, HARRY! YOU JUST GOT
A LOT BETTER-LOOKING.
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- JUST GIVE ME--
COME ON, JUST GIVE ME THAT!
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WHOA! BOY, THIS IS GREAT.
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LOOKS LIKE
I'M SELLING THE HOUSE.
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- IF I WERE YOU, I'D HIT HIM UP
FOR A NICE BIG WEDDING.
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- HONEY, WHATEVER YOU WANT.
BUT WE REALLY SHOULD GET HOME
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BEFORE THIS GUY
CHANGES HIS MIND.
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- HEY, YOU'RE NOT
GOING ANYWHERE.
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I SAW THE WEATHER FORECAST
ON THE LOCAL MORNING SHOW.
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THIS STORM'S GONNA BE
AROUND FOR A WHILE...
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AT LEAST ACCORDING
TO REGIS AND CATFISH.
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- REGIS AND CATFISH.
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THEY SOUND
LIKE SUCH A HAPPY COUPLE.
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- OH, GOD.
CAROL...WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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- KEVIN AND I BROKE UP.
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- OH! WHAT?
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- WELL AFTER I ACCEPTED
KEVIN'S MARRIAGE PROPOSAL,
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I BEGAN TO CONSIDER
THE BIG PICTURE.
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- OH, GOD, NO,
NOT THE BIG PICTURE!
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- DADDY, I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT...
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NO MATTER HOW
BROKENHEARTED, BEREFT,
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OR ABANDONED I MAY FEEL,
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I GIVE YOU
MY FULL PERMISSION
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TO LEAVE ME BEHIND
AND MOVE TO VERMONT.
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- GOOD, BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
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COME ON, YOU'RE AN INTELLIGENT,
CAPABLE YOUNG LADY.
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YOU'RE READY TO STAND
ON YOUR OWN TWO FEET.
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YOU'RE GONNA DO JUST FINE.
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- RIGHT.
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THANKS FOR THAT
VOTE OF CONFIDENCE.
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I FEEL LIBERATED.
I FEEL EMPOWERED.
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- THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S MY GIRL!
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- I FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE A VERY BAD DADDY.
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-
LIFE GOES ON,
AND SO DO WE
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JUST WHY WE DO IT
IS NO MYSTERY
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ONE BY ONE
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WE FILL THE DAYS
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WE FIND A THOUSAND
DIFFERENT WAYS
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SOMETIMES THE ANSWER
CAN BE HARD TO FIND
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THAT'S SOMETHING
I WILL NEVER BE
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I'M ALWAYS HERE
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FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED
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RAIN OR SHINE,
I'LL BE THE ONE
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TO SHARE IT ALL
AS LIFE GOES ON
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WE SHARE IT ALL
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AS LIFE GOES ON
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- STOPPED RAINING.
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- DANG IT, HARRY! WE WAS PLAYIN'
"THROW CARDS IN A HAT,"
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NOT "TALK AND THROW CARDS
AT A HAT"!
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JABBER, JABBER, JABBER!
THAT'S ALL THE MAN DOES!
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- WELL, I JUST CANCELED
ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS.
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WE MIGHT AS WELL START
EATIN' UP THE WEDDIN' CAKE.
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OH, I CAN JUST
IMAGINE LAVERNE
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GETTIN' A PIECE OF THIS...
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[sobbing]
SQUISHED IN HER LITTLE FACE!
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- COME ON, DEAR, COME ON.
TRY NOT TO BE SAD.
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IT'S TURNED OUT TO BE
A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
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THE SUN IS SHINING...
AND THAT MEANS
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THE AIRPORT IS OPEN,
AND I CAN GO HOME.
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EXCUSE ME.
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- HEY HARRY,
YOU WANNA COME WITH US?
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I THOUGHT I'D CHEER CAROL UP
AND SHOW HER,
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SOME OF THE HOT SPOTS
OF HICKORY.
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- NO, I REALLY NEED TO SEE
ABOUT A FLIGHT OUT OF HERE.
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- OH, COME ON HARRY,
YOU CAN'T LEAVE HICKORY
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BEFORE YOU GO DOWN
TO ELMO'S BAIT & TACKLE!
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- WHY NOT?
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- BECAUSE IF YOU GUESS
HOW MANY
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NIGHTCRAWLERS HE HAS
IN HIS JAR,
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HE LETS YOU RUN OVER STUFF
IN HIS MONSTER TRUCK.
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GOD, I LOVE THIS TOWN!
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- OH, LOOK! LOOK AT
LAVERNE'S WEDDING CAKE.
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SEE THE LITTLE BRIDE AND GROOM
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WITH THEIR SILLY
LITTLE PAINTED ON SMILES?
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THEY STAND THERE BLYFRY
HAND IN HAND
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ABOUT TO STEP INTO
THAT ABYSS WE CALL MARRIAGE.
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OH, FOOLISH,
FOOLISH FIGURINES!
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- CAROL, HONEY, YOU NEED
TO GO COUNT SOME WORMS.
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[doorbell rings]
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- I'LL GET IT!
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- OH LORD, I FORGOT
TO CANCEL THE BAND!
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- HI.
- THE WEDDIN'S OFF.
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SO YOU GO PLAY YOUR HOKEY POKEY
SOMEPLACE ELSE.
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- KEVIN!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- I HAD TO SEE YOU.
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- YOU FLEW HERE ALL THE WAY
FROM MIAMI JUST TO SEE ME?
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- I STOLE A PLANE
JUST TO SEE YOU.
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- YOU STOLE A PLANE FOR ME?
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THAT IS SO ROMANTIC.
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- THAT'S ALSO A FELONY.
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- KEVIN, I WAS WRONG.
I WANNA GET MARRIED.
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- REALLY?
- YES, YES!
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CALL ME FICKLE! CALL ME
MERCURIAL! CALL ME CAPRICIOUS!
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- CALL ME A CAB.
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- HONEY, THIS IS GREAT!
LET'S GO HOME AND GET MARRIED.
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- Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TO GO
ANYWHERE.
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I'LL MARRY YOU RIGHT HERE!
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- REALLY?
KEVIN?
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- LET'S DO IT!
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- SCARLETT, FETCH ME
MY MARRYIN' BOOK
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AND MY GOOD SUSPENDERS.
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- COME ON MAXINE,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A WEDDIN'!
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- WHO GIVES THIS WOMAN AWAY?
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- ME. YO, RIGHT HERE!
I GOT IT!
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- ALL RIGHT, THEN, HERE WE GO!
- BUT FIRST...
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MY BELOVED FAMILY AND FRIENDS,
IF YOU'LL INDULGE ME,
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I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE
SOME DEEPLY PERSONAL THOUGHTS.
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AM I THE LITTLE GIRL
YOU CARRIED?
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IS HE THE LITTLE BOY AT PLAY?
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DO YOU REMEMBER
GROWING OLDER?
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WHEN DID THEY?
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SUNRISE! SUNSET!
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- HEY!
- LAVERNE!
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- WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
- I'M GETTING MARRIED!
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- OH! I'M SORRY, UH...
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WE'LL TAKE A SEAT
IN THE BACK.
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- GREAT! WE'RE ALL HERE.
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AS I WAS SAYING...
SUNRISE--
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- NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP
AT CAROL'S WEDDIN'.
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TOO BAD, I COULDN'T SHOW UP AT YOURS.
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- MAMA, MATT AND I
ARE STILL UNHITCHED.
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- SO AM I. SUNRISE--
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- SO, LAVERNE,
YOU WANNA TELL YOUR MAMA
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WHY WE AIN'T MARRIED YET?
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- WELL, YOU KNOW, UM...
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[mumbling] I DIDN'T WANNA GET
MARRIED WITHOUT MY MAMA.
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- WHAT?
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HONESTLY, LAVERNE,
THE WAY YOU MUMBLE.
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AND AFTER ALL THOSE
ELOCUTION LESSONS.
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- ELOCUTION LESSONS?
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- SCARLETT, YOUR DAUGHTER JUST
SAID SHE COULDN'T GET MARRIED
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WITHOUT HER MAMA.
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- LAVERNE? OH!
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- OH, MAMA!
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- SO ARE WE GONNA HAVE
A WEDDING OR WHAT?
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- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
I GOT AN IDEA!
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WHY DON'T Y'ALL HAVE
A DOUBLE WEDDIN'!?
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DID I JUST SAY "Y'ALL"?
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I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
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- A DOUBLE WEDDIN'?
WHY THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! CAROL?
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- YEAH, GREAT, ANYTHING,
COME ON, LET'S GO...
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- MAMA, JUST ONE MORE THING.
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MAY I PLEASE WEAR
YOUR WEDDING DRESS?
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- OH, DARLING!
- OH, MAMA, I LOVE YOU!
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- I LOVE YOU, BABY!
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- I LOVE YOU, HARRY!
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SORRY.
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I JUST GOT CAUGHT UP
IN THE MOMENT.
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- ALL RIGHT, THEN.
LAVERNE AND MATT...
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CAROL AND KEVIN...
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Y'ALL TAKE EACH OTHER
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD,
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FOR BETTER,
FOR WORSE, FOR...
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OH, WELL WHAT THE HECK.
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MOST OF YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED
BEFORE, YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
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SO, DO YOU?
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- I DO.
- I DO.
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- I DO.
- I DO.
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- OKAY, THEN.
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BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME
BY THE STATE OF ARKANSAS,
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AND THE GREATER DARDANELLE
COUNTY BUICK DEALERS...
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I PRONOUNCE YOU HITCHED!
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GENTLEMEN,
KISS YOUR BRIDES.
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- SEE?
I TOLD YOU WE'D MAKE IT!
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- LET THE WEDDING BEGIN.
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- SO WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU GUYS?
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- THE ROAD WASHED OUT, SO WE SAT
IN A MOTEL AND WATCHED CABLE.
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- THAT'S NOT ALL WE DID.
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WE GOT SCHNOCKERED
OFF THE MINI-BAR.
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- THE MANAGER TAUGHT
ME THIS REALLY COOL GAME:
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"THROW CARDS IN A HAT."
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- PARDONEZ-MOI!
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DID YOU SAY
"THROW CARDS IN A HAT"?
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- WELL, LAVERNE. UM...
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I'M NOT, UH,
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REAL GOOD AT THIS,
BUT, UM...
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OH, HELL,
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
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'CAUSE NEXT TO ME,
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YOU'RE THE BIGGEST
PAIN IN THE ASS KNOW.
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- OH, DOCTOR, BACK AT YA!
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- THANKS AGAIN FOR COMIN' OUT
FOR THE WEDDIN'.
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REALLY MEANS
A LOT TO LAVERNE.
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- YEAH, YEAH, ME TOO.
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SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
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YOU MARRIED HER AND SHE'S GONNA
BE THE NURSE IN YOUR OFFICE?
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- YEAH. WE'RE GONNA BE
TOGETHER NIGHT AND DAY.
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- YOU ARE A VERY BRAVE MAN.
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- YOU KNOW DOCTOR, YOU
GONNA DO FINE IN VERMONT.
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YOU JUST REMEMBER
TO BUNDLE UP.
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NOW YOU KNOW
HOW YOUR ARTHRITIS ACTS UP.
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DON'T TRY TO BE A HERO OUT THERE
SHOVELIN' YOUR DRIVEWAY.
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THAT TRICK BACK OF YOURN!
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DOCTOR, YOU RECKON YOU'RE GONNA
BE ALL RIGHT WITHOUT ME?
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- IT WON'T BE EASY.
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00:11:09,475 --> 00:11:12,443
OH, LAVERNE...
- DOCTOR...
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00:11:12,478 --> 00:11:15,213
WE HAVE HAD
A LONG, PRODUCTIVE,
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PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIP.
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00:11:18,651 --> 00:11:22,687
AND THEY IS JUST NO REASON
FOR YOU TO GET WEEPY ON ME!
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- OH, JUST--COME HERE.
- [crying]
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- OKAY EVERYBODY,
IT'S BOUQUET-THROWING TIME!
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ASSEMBLE ALL YE SINGLE WOMEN!
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00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:39,237
- I GUESS IT'S JUST
YOU AND ME, SHAQUILLE.
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- READY?
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00:11:47,947 --> 00:11:52,550
- DANG IT! IT'S NOT
"THROW FLOWERS IN A HAT"!
225
00:11:52,585 --> 00:11:55,319
CAN'T THESE PEOPLE
GET ANYTHING RIGHT?
226
00:12:01,666 --> 00:12:03,599
- AFTER ALL THIS STUFF
YOU'VE TAKEN, I WONDER WHY
227
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:05,301
I NEVER GAVE YOU
A GOOD TROUNCING!
228
00:12:05,336 --> 00:12:07,640
- BECAUSE YOU KNEW
I'D KICK YOUR BUTT.
229
00:12:12,510 --> 00:12:14,610
- HONESTLY, BARBARA,
YOU'RE HOME 15 MINUTES
230
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,312
AND WE'RE ALREADY BICKERING.
231
00:12:16,347 --> 00:12:19,148
- THERE'S NO PLACE
LIKE HOME.
232
00:12:19,183 --> 00:12:21,617
- I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
233
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,319
I WISH YOU COULD'VE BEEN
AT MY WEDDING.
234
00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:24,820
- THERE'LL BE ANOTHER ONE.
235
00:12:24,856 --> 00:12:27,423
CAROL, I'M KIDDING!
236
00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:30,726
KEVIN IS A GREAT GUY
AND YOU SEEM SO HAPPY.
237
00:12:30,762 --> 00:12:33,869
- OH, BARBIE-BARB!
238
00:12:34,465 --> 00:12:37,366
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MR. FOGGITY?
239
00:12:37,402 --> 00:12:39,302
- HE'S GOING TO MY NEW ABODE
240
00:12:39,337 --> 00:12:41,103
WITH THE REST
OF MY FURRY CONFIDANTS.
241
00:12:41,139 --> 00:12:42,672
- I DON'T THINK SO!
242
00:12:44,175 --> 00:12:46,575
HE WAS MY PRESENT
IN THIRD GRADE, REMEMBER?
243
00:12:46,611 --> 00:12:48,878
TO TAKE MY MIND
OFF THOSE UGLY BRACES.
244
00:12:48,913 --> 00:12:51,447
- YOU NEVER HAD BRACES.
I DID!
245
00:12:51,482 --> 00:12:54,216
- I KNOW. THEY SCARED
THE HELL OUT OF ME...
246
00:12:54,252 --> 00:12:56,118
TIN GRIN!
247
00:12:56,154 --> 00:12:57,553
- I'M RUBBER AND YOU'RE GLUE
248
00:12:57,588 --> 00:12:59,121
AND MR. FOGGITY'S
NOT GOING WITH YOU!
249
00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:00,923
- SAYS YOU!
- BARBARA, GIVE IT TO ME!
250
00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:01,957
- IT'S MINE!
251
00:13:01,993 --> 00:13:05,127
- WHOA!
LOOK AT THIS MESS!
252
00:13:05,163 --> 00:13:07,675
- YEAH, CAROL,
CLEAN UP YOUR MONKEY!
253
00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:10,466
HI, DADDY!
- HEY, BABY.
254
00:13:10,501 --> 00:13:16,172
BARBARA. OH, YEAH!
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
255
00:13:16,207 --> 00:13:18,908
- HI, DADDY.
- HI, SWEETHEART.
256
00:13:18,943 --> 00:13:23,412
- THIS IS JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
- YEAH, IF ONLY EMILY WERE HERE.
257
00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:25,247
- ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK
SHE'D BE TOO HAPPY
258
00:13:25,283 --> 00:13:27,810
ABOUT WHAT YOU DID
TO HER MONKEY.
259
00:13:29,053 --> 00:13:33,122
- OH, THAT'S RIGHT!
IN THIRD GRADE YOU GAVE ME...
260
00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:35,358
DUCKY!
- DADDY!
261
00:13:35,393 --> 00:13:38,527
- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!
YOU WANNA GO TO YOUR ROOMS?
262
00:13:38,563 --> 00:13:40,730
- EMPTY THOUGH THEY MAY BE.
263
00:13:40,765 --> 00:13:43,566
[duck quacks]
264
00:13:43,601 --> 00:13:46,635
SOMEHOW I ALWAYS THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE MY ROOM FOREVER.
265
00:13:46,671 --> 00:13:50,306
- AND YOU ALMOST
MADE THAT HAPPEN, DEAR.
266
00:13:50,341 --> 00:13:52,875
- DADDY, WERE YOU PLANNING
ON TAKING
267
00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:54,310
THE PASTA MAKER TO VERMONT?
268
00:13:54,345 --> 00:13:56,579
- YEAH, WELL I WAS THINKING--
- DIBS!
269
00:14:01,786 --> 00:14:04,420
- WHAT A NUT!
270
00:14:04,455 --> 00:14:07,056
- OH, IT IS SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU!
271
00:14:07,091 --> 00:14:10,059
- YOU TOO.
- AH! OOH!
272
00:14:10,094 --> 00:14:12,828
SO, EVERYTHING IN TUCSON OKAY?
- OH, YEAH.
273
00:14:12,864 --> 00:14:16,766
JOB'S GREAT. WEATHER'S PERFECT.
I MEAN, DADDY IT'S NOT HOME,
274
00:14:16,801 --> 00:14:18,501
BUT NOTHING'S GONNA BE
LIKE THIS PLACE.
275
00:14:18,536 --> 00:14:19,769
- YEAH I KNOW.
276
00:14:19,804 --> 00:14:22,104
BUT YOU'LL COME VISIT ME
IN VERMONT, RIGHT?
277
00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:24,974
- YEAH! I WAS GONNA COME UP
FOR CHRISTMAS.
278
00:14:25,009 --> 00:14:27,076
IT'S NOT GONNA BE
LIKE OUR OLD CHRISTMASES.
279
00:14:27,111 --> 00:14:30,579
IT'S GONNA BE KINDA WEIRD WITH
ALL THOSE PINE TREES AND SNOW.
280
00:14:32,984 --> 00:14:35,551
- BARBARA,
I JUST TOOK INVENTORY
281
00:14:35,586 --> 00:14:39,288
AND I AM ONE TROLL SHORT!
282
00:14:39,323 --> 00:14:40,756
- AT LEAST.
283
00:14:43,528 --> 00:14:46,562
SO SEX WITH THIS GUY KEVIN
MUST BE PRETTY LOUSY, HUH?
284
00:14:46,597 --> 00:14:49,899
- BARBARA, WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU
SAY A THING LIKE THAT?
285
00:14:49,934 --> 00:14:51,267
- BECAUSE IF I WERE A NEWLYWED,
286
00:14:51,302 --> 00:14:53,836
I WOULDN'T BE HERE
PACKING BOXES.
287
00:14:53,871 --> 00:14:55,204
- WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW,
288
00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:57,206
I HAD HIM UP ALL NIGHT
LAST NIGHT.
289
00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:59,275
- ENOUGH OF THAT, HEY!
THAT'S ENOUGH.
290
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:02,645
- THAT'S JUST WHAT HE SAID!
291
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,108
- HEY. FROM NOW ON,
WE PACK IN SILENCE.
292
00:15:07,452 --> 00:15:09,084
[floorboard creaks]
293
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,487
TSK!
294
00:15:11,522 --> 00:15:13,656
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS.
- WHAT, DADDY?
295
00:15:13,691 --> 00:15:16,091
- THIS CREAKY FLOORBOARD
USED TO DRIVE YOUR MOTHER NUTS.
296
00:15:16,127 --> 00:15:17,326
[floorboard creaks]
297
00:15:17,361 --> 00:15:19,328
- THAT'S FUNNY,
I NEVER NOTICED IT BEFORE.
298
00:15:19,363 --> 00:15:21,864
- YEAH, I PROMISED LIBBY
THAT ONE DAY I WOULD FIX IT
299
00:15:21,899 --> 00:15:26,001
BUT YOU KNOW, SOME THINGS
JUST NEVER GET DONE.
300
00:15:26,003 --> 00:15:27,770
PLUS IT WAS A GREAT WAY
TO CATCH YOU GUYS
301
00:15:27,805 --> 00:15:29,839
WHEN YOU SNUCK IN LATE.
302
00:15:29,874 --> 00:15:32,357
- SO THAT'S HOW YOU KNEW.
- YEAH, YEAH...
303
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:35,998
THAT AND CAROL YELLING,
"MOMMY, DADDY, BARBARA'S HOME!"
304
00:15:38,815 --> 00:15:42,550
- WE HAD SO MANY HAPPY TIMES
IN THIS HOUSE.
305
00:15:42,585 --> 00:15:44,852
- YEAH, WE SURE DID.
306
00:15:44,888 --> 00:15:47,488
[floorboard creaks]
307
00:15:51,895 --> 00:15:53,494
- I CAN'T DO THIS.
308
00:15:55,131 --> 00:15:56,431
- WHAT?
309
00:15:58,768 --> 00:16:01,669
- I CAN'T SAY GOODBYE
TO THIS PLACE.
310
00:16:03,573 --> 00:16:05,581
- DADDY...
311
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:09,444
- KIDS, IT'S JUST
FILLED WITH US.
312
00:16:09,479 --> 00:16:14,248
EVERYWHERE I LOOK,
I SEE YOU KIDS KINDA PLAYING
313
00:16:14,284 --> 00:16:17,575
ON THE FLOOR,
AND YOUR MOTHER...
314
00:16:18,087 --> 00:16:19,821
I STILL HEAR HER LAUGH.
315
00:16:21,891 --> 00:16:24,444
MY LIFE IS HERE.
316
00:16:25,428 --> 00:16:26,961
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
317
00:16:26,996 --> 00:16:29,297
- ME NEITHER!
318
00:16:29,332 --> 00:16:31,466
- UH, CAROL,
YOU'RE MARRIED, REMEMBER?
319
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:33,267
- SHUT UP!
320
00:16:33,303 --> 00:16:35,717
- DADDY, YOU'RE SERIOUS?
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO TO VERMONT?
321
00:16:37,807 --> 00:16:40,141
- CAN'T. NO.
322
00:16:41,311 --> 00:16:42,643
I'M STAYING HOME.
323
00:16:42,679 --> 00:16:45,546
- OH, HARRY, I KNEW
YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE ME!
324
00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:50,017
- CHARLEY, CHARLEY...
YOU I COULD LEAVE.
325
00:16:51,354 --> 00:16:52,820
- I CAME ALL THIS WAY
TO PACK MY STUFF
326
00:16:52,856 --> 00:16:54,222
AND YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE?
327
00:16:54,257 --> 00:16:56,224
- I'M SORRY.
328
00:16:56,259 --> 00:17:00,294
- I'M NOT!
- OH, GET OVER HERE!
329
00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,997
OH!
- GROUP HUG!
330
00:17:19,015 --> 00:17:20,381
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
331
00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:23,784
YOU COULDN'T SLEEP
EITHER, KIDDO, HUH?
332
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,987
OF COURSE NOT,
YOU SLEEP ALL DAY LONG.
333
00:17:28,725 --> 00:17:32,393
WELL, DREYFIE, IT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME AGAIN.
334
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:33,828
NOW THAT EVERYBODY'S GONE,
335
00:17:33,863 --> 00:17:36,163
WE HAVE THE WHOLE HOUSE
TO OURSELVES.
336
00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:40,187
PLUS THERE'S AN EXTRA SPOT
IN THE GARAGE.
337
00:17:41,938 --> 00:17:43,638
HEY, DREYF, YOU WANT A CAR?
338
00:17:46,142 --> 00:17:47,742
COME ON, HERE.
339
00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:49,710
WHAT DO YOU WANNA EAT?
340
00:17:49,746 --> 00:17:52,170
[floorboard creaks]
341
00:17:53,082 --> 00:17:54,949
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
342
00:17:54,984 --> 00:17:56,710
[floorboard creaks]
343
00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:14,235
STRANGE.
344
00:18:17,206 --> 00:18:18,406
[floorboard creaks]
345
00:18:18,441 --> 00:18:22,165
[chuckling]
OH, THE FLOOR.
346
00:18:23,046 --> 00:18:24,879
ALL RIGHT, LIBBY DEAR,
NOW THAT I'M STAYING,
347
00:18:24,914 --> 00:18:28,530
I PROMISE YOU,
I WILL FIX THIS.
348
00:18:29,218 --> 00:18:31,619
MAYBE NOT TODAY...
MAYBE NOT TOMORROW...
349
00:18:31,654 --> 00:18:33,435
- MAYBE NOT THE NEXT DAY.
350
00:18:38,628 --> 00:18:41,062
HI, HONEY, I'M HOME.
351
00:18:43,099 --> 00:18:44,832
- OKAY, HARRY,
LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.
352
00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:46,467
WE'LL WAKE UP.
LET'S GO, COME ON.
353
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,970
- HARRY,
YOU'RE NOT DREAMING.
354
00:18:49,005 --> 00:18:50,605
- THEN WHAT IS--
355
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,640
- DON'T MAKE, ME
EXPLAIN IT, HONEY.
356
00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:54,809
JUST SIT DOWN.
357
00:18:59,248 --> 00:19:01,782
- WOW, LIBBY,
YOU LOOK GREAT.
358
00:19:01,818 --> 00:19:05,269
- I GET A LOT OF SUN.
359
00:19:05,788 --> 00:19:08,122
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN
TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF.
360
00:19:08,157 --> 00:19:11,325
- WELL I EXERCISE,
I TRY TO WATCH WHAT I EAT...
361
00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:15,096
WHAT AM I DOING?
I'M TALKING TO LIBBY HERE!
362
00:19:15,131 --> 00:19:17,264
- HARRY, YOU'RE THINKING
TOO MUCH.
363
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,532
YOU ALWAYS DO THAT.
364
00:19:18,568 --> 00:19:21,002
YOU AND CAROL.
365
00:19:21,037 --> 00:19:23,804
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
ME AND CAROL?
366
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:28,809
ME AND EMILY MAYBE, ME AND
BARBARA, BUT ME AND CAROL?
367
00:19:28,845 --> 00:19:32,713
- HARRY FACE IT, CAROL IS
DEFINITELY YOUR GIRL.
368
00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:36,317
- DON'T START.
DON'T START, LIBBY.
369
00:19:36,352 --> 00:19:38,085
YOU SPOILED HER.
370
00:19:38,121 --> 00:19:39,754
- I SPOILED HER?
371
00:19:39,789 --> 00:19:42,123
YOU BOUGHT HER EVERYTHING
SHE EVER WHINED FOR!
372
00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:49,563
HARRY, HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION?
373
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:54,268
- I WISH WE COULD HAVE IT
A MILLION MORE.
374
00:19:54,303 --> 00:19:58,121
- BE PATIENT, WE WILL.
375
00:19:59,409 --> 00:20:02,576
NOW, HARRY,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
376
00:20:02,612 --> 00:20:04,211
VERMONT LOOKS PERFECT FOR YOU.
377
00:20:04,247 --> 00:20:05,946
- YOU KNOW ABOUT VERMONT?
378
00:20:05,982 --> 00:20:09,332
- I KNOW ABOUT
THE BASEBALL STRIKE.
379
00:20:10,453 --> 00:20:13,254
HONEY, NOW WHY DON'T YOU GO?
380
00:20:13,289 --> 00:20:16,857
- I CAN'T LEAVE.
IT'D BE LIKE LEAVING YOU.
381
00:20:16,893 --> 00:20:18,359
- I'M A MEMORY.
382
00:20:18,394 --> 00:20:21,062
I'M NOT A PART
OF THIS HOUSE, HARRY.
383
00:20:21,097 --> 00:20:22,563
I'M IN YOUR HEART.
384
00:20:22,565 --> 00:20:26,534
- WE LIVED OUR LIFE.
WE RAISED OUR KIDS HERE.
385
00:20:26,569 --> 00:20:28,999
- AND YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE THAT.
386
00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:33,478
HONEY, IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.
387
00:20:34,577 --> 00:20:37,856
I DID.
[chuckling]
388
00:20:38,881 --> 00:20:43,384
OH, BELIEVE ME, HARRY,
LIFE IS SHORT.
389
00:20:43,419 --> 00:20:48,956
- OH, JUST--JUST--
JUST HOW SHORT ARE WE TALKING?
390
00:20:48,991 --> 00:20:51,859
- NUH-UH!
THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES.
391
00:20:51,894 --> 00:20:53,794
THAT'S JUST LIKE YOU--
ALWAYS WANTING
392
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:56,464
TO PEEK IN THE GIFTS
BEFORE IT WAS CHRISTMAS.
393
00:20:56,499 --> 00:21:00,968
- OH, SO YOU'RE SAYING
THAT DEATH IS LIKE CHRISTMAS?
394
00:21:01,003 --> 00:21:04,271
- MORE LIKE PRESIDENT'S DAY.
395
00:21:04,307 --> 00:21:07,975
WHEN YOU GO,
YOU GET TO MEET THEM.
396
00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:11,979
- GOD...GOD, I MISS YOU!
397
00:21:12,014 --> 00:21:14,607
- THEN TAKE ME TO VERMONT.
398
00:21:14,771 --> 00:21:16,756
[Dreyfuss panting]
399
00:21:16,853 --> 00:21:20,980
WELL, HEY THERE!
THERE'S MY BIG GUY!
400
00:21:21,742 --> 00:21:23,844
THANKS FOR LOOKING
AFTER HARRY.
401
00:21:23,893 --> 00:21:26,460
YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB.
402
00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:37,004
- YEAH. COME OVER HERE,
COME OVER HERE.
403
00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:39,147
YEAH, SURE.
404
00:21:42,512 --> 00:21:45,980
- OKAY, COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET'S GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME.
405
00:21:46,015 --> 00:21:49,316
WE ARE ALL HAPPY
THE DOCTOR IS LEAVIN'.
406
00:21:51,387 --> 00:21:54,155
YOU KNOW, I MEAN FOR HIM.
SO SMILE.
407
00:21:59,095 --> 00:22:00,327
SAY CHEESE, Y'ALL!
408
00:22:00,363 --> 00:22:02,062
[everybody]
- CHEESE, Y'ALL!
409
00:22:17,222 --> 00:22:19,255
- OKAY BUDDY,
THAT'S A WRAP!
410
00:22:21,459 --> 00:22:25,461
- EXCUSE ME?
EXCUSE ME?
411
00:22:25,497 --> 00:22:29,766
HEY WARDROBE, CAN SOMEBODY
GET ME OUTTA THIS DAMN SUIT?
412
00:22:31,803 --> 00:22:35,104
ALL RIGHT, FORGET ABOUT IT,
I'M OUTTA HERE!
413
00:22:38,877 --> 00:22:40,109
- SEE YOU AROUND, STANLEY.
414
00:22:40,145 --> 00:22:42,445
- YEAH, TAKE IT EASY, RICH.
415
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:47,045
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