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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,492 --> 00:00:02,325 - HEY, HARRY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:03,827 - PACKING. 3 00:00:03,862 --> 00:00:05,061 - THIS IS A COOL WATCH. 4 00:00:05,097 --> 00:00:06,429 HEY, I CAN MAKE IT ANY TIME I WANT. 5 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:10,400 "N" FOR NOON, "S" FOR SIX. 6 00:00:10,435 --> 00:00:11,634 HEY, I MISSED LUNCH. 7 00:00:11,670 --> 00:00:12,902 NO, I DIDN'T. YES, I DID. 8 00:00:12,938 --> 00:00:16,206 - JUST-- JUST GIVE ME THAT. 9 00:00:16,241 --> 00:00:18,508 - WOW, HARRY WESTON, 10 00:00:18,543 --> 00:00:21,244 YOU GOT YOUR OWN BRAND OF UNDERWEAR? 11 00:00:21,279 --> 00:00:23,780 - THOSE ARE NAME TAGS, CHARLEY. 12 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,014 COME ON, CAROL SEWED THEM IN. 13 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:28,118 - OH, I GET IT. YOU'RE GOING TO CAMP. 14 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,786 - CHARLEY, NOT CAMP. 15 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,155 - "WILDERNESS ADVENTURE. 16 00:00:32,190 --> 00:00:34,791 "FEEL LIKE A MAN AGAIN. 17 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,693 EAGLE SPRINGS, MONTANA." 18 00:00:36,728 --> 00:00:38,828 HEY, I THINK MY NIECE WENT TO THAT CAMP. 19 00:00:42,634 --> 00:00:44,334 - IT'S NOT A CAMP, CHARLEY. 20 00:00:44,369 --> 00:00:45,935 THIS IS ABOUT PITTING YOURSELF 21 00:00:45,971 --> 00:00:48,638 AGAINST THE ELEMENTS, ABOUT SURVIVAL 22 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:50,507 AND GETTING IN TOUCH WITH YOUR MANHOOD. 23 00:00:50,542 --> 00:00:51,875 - HARRY, WORD OF ADVICE-- 24 00:00:51,910 --> 00:00:53,676 YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR MANHOOD, 25 00:00:53,712 --> 00:00:56,346 WAIT TILL THE OTHER CAMPERS ARE ASLEEP. 26 00:01:00,452 --> 00:01:02,252 - HEY, HARRY, WHAT'S ALL THIS? 27 00:01:02,287 --> 00:01:03,853 - I'M TAKING A LITTLE VACATION, DEAR. 28 00:01:03,889 --> 00:01:07,423 I-I-I REALLY NEED TO GET AWAY FROM IT ALL. 29 00:01:07,459 --> 00:01:08,725 - WHAT DO YOU NEED TO GET AWAY FROM? 30 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:09,793 - DADDY! 31 00:01:09,828 --> 00:01:13,229 - RUN. RUN. 32 00:01:13,265 --> 00:01:15,064 - OH, DADDY. 33 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:17,333 I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT I LOOK LIKE NAKED FROM BEHIND. 34 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:19,369 - OH, PLEASE. CAROL, DEAR... 35 00:01:19,404 --> 00:01:21,171 - JUST NOW WHEN I WAS PLUCKING MY EYEBROWS 36 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,573 AND BLEACHING MY MUSTACHE... - AH! COME ON, CAROL! 37 00:01:23,608 --> 00:01:25,475 - I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED, AND THE LITTLE MIRROR I WAS HOLDING 38 00:01:25,510 --> 00:01:27,043 CAUGHT MY REFLECTION DOOR MIRROR. 39 00:01:27,078 --> 00:01:28,912 MY WHOLE BODY IS FALLING APART. 40 00:01:28,947 --> 00:01:32,582 I ASK YOU-- WHOSE KNEES ARE THESE? 41 00:01:32,617 --> 00:01:33,883 - DON'T WORRY. 42 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:37,287 IN A COUPLE YEARS, YOUR BREASTS WILL COVER THEM. 43 00:01:39,524 --> 00:01:40,723 [car horn honking] 44 00:01:40,759 --> 00:01:43,459 - CAROL, HONEY, IT'S MY CAB, DEAR. 45 00:01:43,495 --> 00:01:45,695 I CAN'T MISS THE PLANE. I GOT--PLEASE, CAROL, BABY, 46 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,697 CAN'T YOU FIND A FRIEND TO TALK TO? 47 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:48,865 I GOT TO GO. I LOVE YOU. 48 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:49,966 I LOVE YOU. SEE YA. 49 00:01:50,001 --> 00:01:52,135 WHOO-HOO. 50 00:01:52,170 --> 00:01:54,070 - DADDY'S RIGHT. 51 00:01:54,105 --> 00:01:56,873 I'VE BEEN SPENDING ALL MY TIME WITH HIM AND SCOTTY. 52 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:58,408 I NEED A FRIEND. 53 00:01:58,443 --> 00:02:01,611 I NEED--I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN RELATE TO ME. 54 00:02:01,646 --> 00:02:02,745 - DON'T LOOK AT ME. 55 00:02:02,781 --> 00:02:05,281 I LOVE THE WAY I LOOK NAKED FROM BEHIND. 56 00:02:10,822 --> 00:02:12,288 - LIFE GOES ON 57 00:02:12,324 --> 00:02:14,190 AND SO DO WE 58 00:02:14,226 --> 00:02:18,094 JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY 59 00:02:18,129 --> 00:02:21,931 ONE BY ONE, WE FILL THE DAYS 60 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:26,336 WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 61 00:02:26,371 --> 00:02:30,273 SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND 62 00:02:30,308 --> 00:02:33,042 THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE 63 00:02:33,078 --> 00:02:35,879 I'M ALWAYS HERE 64 00:02:35,914 --> 00:02:39,148 FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED 65 00:02:41,019 --> 00:02:43,319 RAIN OR SHINE 66 00:02:43,355 --> 00:02:45,688 I'LL BE THE ONE 67 00:02:45,724 --> 00:02:50,159 TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 68 00:02:50,195 --> 00:02:53,396 WE SHARE IT ALL 69 00:02:53,431 --> 00:02:57,367 AS LIFE GOES ON 70 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:05,282 - OH, WHOA. 71 00:03:05,317 --> 00:03:06,850 OH, THAT WAS SOME TRIP. 72 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:09,887 I MEAN, THREE HOURS ON A MULE, 73 00:03:09,922 --> 00:03:12,542 NO SADDLE. 74 00:03:13,559 --> 00:03:17,527 - YEAH. I SURE WOULD HATE TO BE YOUR KEISTER TOMORROW. 75 00:03:17,563 --> 00:03:20,397 - WHOA, WELL, THIS IS--THIS IS GREAT. 76 00:03:20,432 --> 00:03:21,899 IT'S, UH-- IT'S A TEPEE. 77 00:03:21,934 --> 00:03:23,634 - HOME SWEET HOME, DOC. 78 00:03:23,669 --> 00:03:25,535 - BUT--BUT WAIT A MINUTE. 79 00:03:25,571 --> 00:03:27,537 THE BROCHURE SAID THERE WERE CABINS. 80 00:03:27,573 --> 00:03:28,739 - OH, YEAH. 81 00:03:28,774 --> 00:03:32,242 WELL, WE'RE NOT THROUGH BUILDING THOSE YET. 82 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:34,611 IS THIS TOO RUGGED? - OH, NO. RUGGED IS-- 83 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:36,680 THAT'S OKAY WITH ME. I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I DO. 84 00:03:36,715 --> 00:03:38,749 I MEAN, I DO RUGGED, YES. 85 00:03:38,784 --> 00:03:40,951 - OH, MAN. 86 00:03:40,986 --> 00:03:43,420 HUH, NAME TAGS? 87 00:03:43,455 --> 00:03:44,888 - OH, OH, YEAH. 88 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:46,723 WELL, MY DAUGHTER CAROL SEWED-- 89 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:48,558 I MEAN, IT'S SILLY. - NO, NO. 90 00:03:48,594 --> 00:03:49,893 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, DOC. 91 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:51,495 IT'LL HELP IDENTIFY THE BODY 92 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:53,196 IN CASE WE LOSE YOU IN THE RAPIDS. 93 00:03:53,232 --> 00:03:55,432 - OKAY. THAT'S... 94 00:03:55,467 --> 00:03:56,533 MY BODY? 95 00:03:56,568 --> 00:03:58,268 - IT'S JUST A JOKE, DOC. - OH. 96 00:03:58,304 --> 00:03:59,903 - COME ON, LIGHTEN UP. 97 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:01,772 YOU'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN... 98 00:04:01,807 --> 00:04:03,440 AND TO TEST YOURSELF A BIT. - OKAY. 99 00:04:03,442 --> 00:04:05,375 - WHO KNOWS? BY THE END OF THE WEEK, 100 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:09,673 YOU MIGHT WIND UP GETTING. THE MEDAL OF TAKOO WAKAN. 101 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:13,617 - UH, THE BROCHURE SAID I WOULD GET A COFFEE TABLE BOOK. 102 00:04:13,652 --> 00:04:16,186 - OH, YEAH. WELL, WE'RE ALL OUT OF THOSE, DOC. 103 00:04:16,221 --> 00:04:17,521 YOU BETTER GET A GOOD NIGHT'S REST. 104 00:04:17,556 --> 00:04:19,056 YOU GOT A BIG DAY TOMORROW. 105 00:04:19,091 --> 00:04:22,826 - OKAY. WAIT. EXCUSE ME. WHAT DO I DO ABOUT DINNER? 106 00:04:22,861 --> 00:04:25,829 - CATCH IT, KILL IT, EAT IT. 107 00:04:27,499 --> 00:04:30,133 WELCOME TO EAGLE SPRINGS, DOC. 108 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:32,703 [engine droning] - WHOA, WHOA, WHAT'S THAT? 109 00:04:32,738 --> 00:04:33,971 - THAT'S A JEEP. 110 00:04:34,006 --> 00:04:35,439 - A JEEP? YOU HAVE A JEEP? 111 00:04:35,474 --> 00:04:37,674 WHY--WHY DID I RIDE SIX MILES ON A MULE? 112 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:40,711 - YOU ORDERED THE HE-MAN PLAN. 113 00:04:40,746 --> 00:04:44,014 - OKAY. OH, GOD. I'M SO TIRED. 114 00:04:44,049 --> 00:04:45,349 BUT THIS IS GREAT. 115 00:04:45,384 --> 00:04:46,383 THE AIR... 116 00:04:46,418 --> 00:04:47,985 IT'S GREAT. IT'S QUIET. 117 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:50,454 OH, BOY. IT'S SO PEACEFUL. 118 00:04:50,489 --> 00:04:51,755 OH, YEAH. 119 00:04:51,790 --> 00:04:53,423 [engine turning] Charley: THANKS FOR THE LIFT, GUYS. 120 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:54,658 - [sobbing] 121 00:04:54,693 --> 00:04:56,493 - HEY, HARRY. 122 00:05:02,234 --> 00:05:04,534 SURE IS PEACEFUL AND QUIET AROUND HERE, HUH? 123 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:05,936 - HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 124 00:05:05,971 --> 00:05:07,471 - OH, COME ON, HARRY. DON'T BE COY. 125 00:05:07,506 --> 00:05:09,006 YOU SHOWED ME THAT BROCHURE. 126 00:05:09,041 --> 00:05:11,241 YOU LEFT YOUR CREDIT CARD IN YOUR DRESSER DRAWER. 127 00:05:11,276 --> 00:05:13,010 I CAN TAKE A HINT. 128 00:05:13,045 --> 00:05:15,479 - GOOD. WELL, HERE'S ANOTHER HINT-- 129 00:05:15,514 --> 00:05:16,947 GET OUT OF HERE, CHARLEY. 130 00:05:16,982 --> 00:05:18,315 I WANT TO BE ALONE. 131 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:21,752 - OH, COME ON, HARRY, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO CAMP BEFORE, 132 00:05:21,787 --> 00:05:26,323 EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME MY PARENTS SENT ME TO FAT CAMP. 133 00:05:26,358 --> 00:05:30,260 I WAS THE ONLY SKINNY KID THERE. 134 00:05:30,295 --> 00:05:31,895 THE OTHER KIDS WERE SO MEAN. 135 00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:33,330 THEY PELTED ME WITH CARROT STICKS, 136 00:05:33,365 --> 00:05:34,698 AND THEY CALLED ME NAMES-- 137 00:05:34,733 --> 00:05:37,801 MR. FAST METABOLISM. 138 00:05:39,938 --> 00:05:43,607 - CHARLEY, LEAVE ME ALONE. I WANT TO GO TO BED. 139 00:05:43,642 --> 00:05:45,075 - DON'T YOU WANT TO SIT AROUND THE CAMPFIRE 140 00:05:45,119 --> 00:05:46,447 AND SING SONGS? 141 00:05:46,478 --> 00:05:48,445 - GOOD NIGHT, CHARLEY. 142 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,776 - TELL GHOST STORIES? 143 00:05:49,823 --> 00:05:52,049 - JUST GO TO SLEEP, CHARLEY. 144 00:05:52,084 --> 00:05:54,284 [groans] 145 00:05:54,319 --> 00:05:56,987 [animals chattering] OH. 146 00:05:57,022 --> 00:05:58,722 OH, GOD. 147 00:05:58,757 --> 00:06:02,092 - LOOK, HARRY... 148 00:06:03,228 --> 00:06:04,828 IT'S A BUNNY. 149 00:06:04,863 --> 00:06:06,396 - GO TO BED, 150 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,632 OR THE BUNNY GETS IT. 151 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:14,704 - HI. - OH, GOOD MORNING. 152 00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:16,540 LISTEN, OFFICE HOURS DON'T START TILL 9:00, 153 00:06:16,575 --> 00:06:18,008 BUT YOU CAN JUST-- - OH, NO, NO. 154 00:06:18,043 --> 00:06:20,110 I JUST CAME BY TO INTRODUCE MYSELF--I'M BRIDGET CAHILL. 155 00:06:20,145 --> 00:06:22,112 I JUST OPENED UP A SHOP NEXT DOOR. 156 00:06:22,147 --> 00:06:25,649 - BRIDGET CAHILL. PSYCHIC READINGS. 157 00:06:25,684 --> 00:06:27,084 WELL, HOW DO YOU DO? I'M LAV-- 158 00:06:27,119 --> 00:06:28,418 - LAVERNE TODD, YEAH. 159 00:06:28,454 --> 00:06:30,287 - OH. 160 00:06:30,322 --> 00:06:32,089 - OH, I READ IT ON YOUR SMOCK. 161 00:06:32,124 --> 00:06:33,723 - OH. 162 00:06:33,759 --> 00:06:36,460 - BUT I CAN SEE YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED SOON. 163 00:06:36,495 --> 00:06:38,795 - WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU SAW MY ENGAGEMENT... 164 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:40,397 RING. 165 00:06:40,432 --> 00:06:44,193 IT'S AT THE JEWELER'S BEING SIZED. OH! 166 00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:47,104 WHY, YOU'VE GOT THE GIFT. 167 00:06:47,139 --> 00:06:48,505 - OH, IT'S-- 168 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:51,808 I'M GETTING SOMETHING THAT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. 169 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:54,144 SOMETHING ABOUT A GRUMPY BEAR... 170 00:06:54,179 --> 00:06:56,313 - LAVERNE, WHERE THE HELL'S THE SUGAR? 171 00:06:59,751 --> 00:07:03,954 - OH! DR. DOUGLAS, I WANT YOU TO MEET BRIDGET CAHILL. 172 00:07:03,989 --> 00:07:05,388 SHE MOVED IN THE SHOP NEXT DOOR. 173 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:06,756 SHE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE. 174 00:07:06,792 --> 00:07:08,959 - BIG DEAL. SO CAN I. 175 00:07:08,994 --> 00:07:10,894 I PREDICT YOUR STOREFRONT WILL BE TAGGED, 176 00:07:10,929 --> 00:07:13,096 AND WITHIN TWO WEEKS, YOU'LL BE ROBBED. 177 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:15,932 - DOCTOR... 178 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:17,467 - OH, LAVERNE, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 179 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:18,835 SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T BELIEVE. 180 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:20,537 - WELL, THEY SHOULD. 181 00:07:20,572 --> 00:07:23,106 BACK IN HICKORY, WE HAD THIS OLD LADY DOTTIE MAE JACKSON-- 182 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:26,676 - [laughing] 183 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:30,647 SORRY. I JUST GOT AHEAD OF YOU. 184 00:07:30,682 --> 00:07:33,283 - SHE ROLLER-SKATED INTO TOWN ONE DAY. 185 00:07:33,318 --> 00:07:35,652 SHE PROCLAIMED, "THE HORROR. THE HORROR." 186 00:07:35,687 --> 00:07:36,820 TWO WEEKS LATER, 187 00:07:36,855 --> 00:07:40,123 JAKE AND THE FAT MAN WAS CANCELED. 188 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:43,627 - WELL, YOU'VE MADE A BELIEVER OUT OF ME. 189 00:07:43,662 --> 00:07:45,061 - WELL, LISTEN, IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU. 190 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:46,463 I BETTER GET GOING. 191 00:07:46,498 --> 00:07:48,165 - WELL, HOW ABOUT SOME PARTING PREDICTIONS? 192 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,866 - OKAY, UH... 193 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:51,501 JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD. 194 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:52,736 IF I WERE YOU, 195 00:07:52,771 --> 00:07:55,005 I WOULD NOT DRIVE ON FRONT STREET TOMORROW. 196 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:56,740 - OKAY. I'LL TAKE A DIFFERENT ROUTE. 197 00:07:56,775 --> 00:07:59,075 - OH, LAVERNE, PLEASE. 198 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:01,945 - AND SOMETHING ABOUT A ROOF ON FIRE... 199 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:03,280 - OH, MY LORD. 200 00:08:03,315 --> 00:08:05,949 - LORD, HAVE MERCY. HEAD FOR THE HILLS. 201 00:08:05,984 --> 00:08:08,618 THE END IS NEAR. THE END IS NEAR. 202 00:08:10,956 --> 00:08:14,057 - WAIT. ONE MORE... 203 00:08:14,092 --> 00:08:17,427 I'M SEEING THE WORDS "RED NUT." 204 00:08:17,462 --> 00:08:20,130 - PISTACHIO? - NO. 205 00:08:20,165 --> 00:08:22,432 NO, JUST THE WORDS "RED NUT." 206 00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:24,968 - GOOD MORNING, LADIES OF HEALING. 207 00:08:29,741 --> 00:08:32,442 WHO WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND? 208 00:08:32,477 --> 00:08:34,411 - THEY'S YOUR PISTACHIO. 209 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:38,615 - I'M LOOKING FOR A CONFIDANTE-- 210 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:41,651 SOMEONE WHO, WHEN I'M FEELING HOPELESSLY FAT, 211 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,820 WILL SAY, "IT'S NOTHING, CAROL. 212 00:08:43,855 --> 00:08:46,623 YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST A LITTLE BLOATED." 213 00:08:46,658 --> 00:08:49,059 LAVERNE, LET'S START WITH YOU. 214 00:08:49,094 --> 00:08:52,896 I'M FEELING KIND OF FAT. 215 00:08:52,931 --> 00:08:56,066 - THEY LAW, I WISH I COULD GAIN SOME WEIGHT. 216 00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:02,672 - I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE LIKE THAT. 217 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,975 - REALLY? 218 00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:06,509 ME TOO. 219 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:09,346 - CAROL, UH, BELIEVE ME, 220 00:09:09,381 --> 00:09:10,680 IF I COULD, 221 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:14,414 I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND, BUT... 222 00:09:14,814 --> 00:09:16,614 I HATE THAT CRAP. 223 00:09:22,288 --> 00:09:23,821 - YOU OKAY, HARRY? 224 00:09:23,857 --> 00:09:26,023 - YEAH, FINE. OH. 225 00:09:26,059 --> 00:09:27,859 - SAM SAYS YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON 226 00:09:27,894 --> 00:09:30,895 EVER TO FALL OFF OLD DAISY. 227 00:09:30,930 --> 00:09:33,931 - I DID NOT FALL OFF OLD DAISY. 228 00:09:33,967 --> 00:09:35,800 SHE REARED BECAUSE OF A RATTLESNAKE, 229 00:09:35,835 --> 00:09:37,435 AND I WISELY... 230 00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:39,237 SLID OFF HER BACK. 231 00:09:39,272 --> 00:09:40,972 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT SAM SAYS-- 232 00:09:41,007 --> 00:09:43,207 ONLY ONE OF US CAN BE INITIATED INTO THE ORDER OF THE EAGLE 233 00:09:43,243 --> 00:09:44,809 AND WIN THE MEDAL OF TAKOO WAKAN. 234 00:09:44,844 --> 00:09:46,644 - CHARLEY, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MEDAL. 235 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:48,212 - DON'T CALL ME CHARLEY. 236 00:09:48,248 --> 00:09:52,316 MY EAGLE SPRINGS NAME IS... LITTLE DINGO. 237 00:09:52,352 --> 00:09:53,584 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 238 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:56,154 'CAUSE I DID BETTER THAN YOU, SILVERHEAD. 239 00:09:56,189 --> 00:09:59,657 - IT'S "SILVER CLOUD," AND STOP CALLING ME THAT. 240 00:09:59,692 --> 00:10:01,726 SAM SAID THERE'D BE DINNER WAITING FOR US HERE. 241 00:10:01,761 --> 00:10:04,562 THIS--THIS-- THIS MUST BE IT HERE. 242 00:10:04,597 --> 00:10:05,630 WHAT IS THAT? 243 00:10:05,665 --> 00:10:07,632 - HI, BUNNY. 244 00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:10,301 NOW WE GOT SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH AFTER DINNER. 245 00:10:10,336 --> 00:10:13,004 - CHARLEY, THE BUNNY IS DINNER. 246 00:10:13,039 --> 00:10:15,173 THIS IS FROM SAM. 247 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:18,342 "I CAUGHT IT. YOU KILL IT, AND YOU EAT IT." 248 00:10:18,378 --> 00:10:19,944 HE CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 249 00:10:19,979 --> 00:10:22,713 I'M NOT GONNA KILL A LITTLE BUNNY. 250 00:10:22,749 --> 00:10:24,549 THAT'S IT. I'M FINISHED WITH THIS JOINT. 251 00:10:24,584 --> 00:10:26,417 I'M WALKING OUT OF HERE. I'M HIKING OUT. 252 00:10:26,452 --> 00:10:27,919 COME ON, LITTLE BUNNY. 253 00:10:27,954 --> 00:10:29,654 YOU GOT A REPRIEVE. 254 00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:31,956 COME ON, I'LL TAKE YOU HOME. 255 00:10:37,063 --> 00:10:39,530 - TABLE FOR ONE? 256 00:10:39,566 --> 00:10:42,500 YES, THANK YOU. I'LL BE DINING ALONE TODAY. 257 00:10:42,535 --> 00:10:45,703 I'LL PROBABLY BE DINING ALONE EVERY DAY. 258 00:10:45,738 --> 00:10:48,706 HELLO, LITTLE BIRD... 259 00:10:48,741 --> 00:10:51,809 WITH YOUR LIFE SO SIMPLE, 260 00:10:51,844 --> 00:10:54,445 A WEALTH OF FRIENDS SURROUNDING YOU, 261 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:59,083 NO WORRIES, NO CARES, NO CREDIT-CARD BILLS TO PAY, 262 00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:02,053 NO BIKINI WAXES TO SCHEDULE. 263 00:11:02,504 --> 00:11:06,807 OH, THAT I HAD YOUR LIFE TO SAIL AMONG THE CLOUDS. 264 00:11:06,809 --> 00:11:08,108 OH, MY GOD. 265 00:11:08,143 --> 00:11:09,643 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 266 00:11:09,678 --> 00:11:11,556 HEY, HEY. WAIT. 267 00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:13,547 - NO, NO. LEAVE ME ALONE. 268 00:11:13,582 --> 00:11:16,583 - WAIT, LADY! AAH! 269 00:11:22,639 --> 00:11:25,173 - PLEASE GIVE ME MY PURSE. - I CAN'T DO THAT. 270 00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:26,941 YOU WON'T LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. 271 00:11:26,976 --> 00:11:28,409 YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF. 272 00:11:28,445 --> 00:11:30,144 I AM NOT GOING TO LEAVE YOU ALONE. 273 00:11:30,180 --> 00:11:32,580 - I WAS NOT TRYING TO KILL MYSELF. 274 00:11:32,615 --> 00:11:34,982 - YOU HAD WEIGHTS STRAPPED AROUND YOUR ANKLES AND WRISTS. 275 00:11:35,018 --> 00:11:37,285 - I WAS JOGGING. 276 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,287 - LOOK... 277 00:11:39,322 --> 00:11:42,023 I FOUND THE NOTE IN YOUR PURSE. 278 00:11:42,058 --> 00:11:44,225 "I HAVE LOST ALL SENSE OF PURPOSE, 279 00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:45,993 AND I CAN NO LONGER GO ON." 280 00:11:46,029 --> 00:11:49,831 - I THINK YOU'RE READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THAT. 281 00:11:49,866 --> 00:11:53,118 - "SO I HAVE DECIDED TO END MY LIFE." 282 00:11:53,158 --> 00:11:55,492 - GREAT. CAN I HAVE YOUR LIVER? 283 00:11:58,645 --> 00:12:00,111 YOU TWO LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF DROWNED RATS. 284 00:12:00,146 --> 00:12:01,312 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 285 00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:04,448 - ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF A FUNNY STORY. 286 00:12:04,484 --> 00:12:05,983 - YOU WANT TO HEAR A FUNNY STORY? 287 00:12:06,019 --> 00:12:08,753 YOUR KID FLUSHED YOUR JEWELRY DOWN THE TOILET. 288 00:12:09,989 --> 00:12:12,590 TOP THAT ONE. [laughs] 289 00:12:14,194 --> 00:12:16,494 - LOOK, YOU'VE BEEN A LOVELY HOST, 290 00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:17,962 BUT I REALLY NEED TO GO HOME NOW. 291 00:12:17,997 --> 00:12:19,297 - VALERIE... 292 00:12:19,332 --> 00:12:22,266 YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST. 293 00:12:22,302 --> 00:12:24,869 - [chuckles] THAT'S FUNNY. 294 00:12:24,904 --> 00:12:26,717 [laughing] 295 00:12:26,771 --> 00:12:31,607 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - I AM A PSYCHIATRIST. 296 00:12:33,445 --> 00:12:34,744 - REALLY? 297 00:12:34,779 --> 00:12:36,412 AND WE NEVER MET? 298 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:43,052 - YOU DIDN'T GET TOO FAR, DID YOU, HARRY? 299 00:12:43,088 --> 00:12:47,890 THAT WAS ONE MEAN PUDDY TAT. 300 00:12:47,926 --> 00:12:49,826 - IT WAS A BOBCAT. 301 00:12:49,861 --> 00:12:52,895 - OH. YOU NAMED HIM? 302 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:57,433 YOU'RE LUCKY I FOUND YOU. 303 00:12:57,469 --> 00:13:01,070 IT'S A GOOD THING YOU SCREAM LIKE A WOMAN. 304 00:13:01,106 --> 00:13:03,206 - I WAS NOT SCREAMING. 305 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,974 I WAS TRYING TO SCARE IT AWAY. 306 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:06,843 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW, HARRY. 307 00:13:06,878 --> 00:13:09,278 IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO SCARE ME, THEY USUALLY YELL, "BOO," 308 00:13:09,314 --> 00:13:12,048 NOT, "OH, PLEASE, GOD. DON'T LET HIM EAT ME." 309 00:13:13,718 --> 00:13:18,354 - WELL, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT SPANKED BY MOTHER NATURE. 310 00:13:18,390 --> 00:13:21,357 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THERE WERE BOBCATS OUT THERE? 311 00:13:21,393 --> 00:13:23,292 - YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME, SAM. I WAS GREAT. 312 00:13:23,328 --> 00:13:24,927 I SAW HARRY CORNERED, 313 00:13:24,963 --> 00:13:26,963 SO I PULLED A HOT DOG OUT OF MY BACK POCKET, 314 00:13:26,998 --> 00:13:29,198 THREW IT DOWN THE RAVINE, AND THE CAT WENT RIGHT FOR IT. 315 00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:32,201 - YOU HAD HOT DOGS? 316 00:13:32,237 --> 00:13:34,337 - WELL, THAT'S NICE WORK, LITTLE DINGO. 317 00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:36,039 THAT'S, UH-- THAT'S AN OLD INDIAN TRICK. 318 00:13:36,074 --> 00:13:38,408 - OH, YEAH, MADE FAMOUS BY THE OLD INDIAN CHIEF 319 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:41,110 RESCUES WITH HIS WIENIE. 320 00:13:44,749 --> 00:13:47,784 - EASY, NOW, SILVER CLOUD. 321 00:13:47,819 --> 00:13:49,085 - STOP CALLING ME THAT. 322 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:53,823 - YEAH, BETTER NAME WOULD BE SCREAMS LIKE SQUAW. 323 00:13:53,858 --> 00:13:55,992 - THAT'S RIGHT, POCAHONTAS. 324 00:13:56,027 --> 00:13:58,094 WE'LL MAKE A REAL MAN OUT OF YOU YET. 325 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,463 - THAT'S IT. 326 00:14:00,498 --> 00:14:02,665 GET OUT OF THE WAY. 327 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,333 I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, PAL. 328 00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:06,602 I WANT MY MONEY BACK RIGHT NOW. 329 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,171 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO CAN DO. 330 00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:11,140 DIDN'T YOU READ THE BROCHURE? IT SAYS "NO REFUNDS." 331 00:14:11,176 --> 00:14:12,708 - YEAH, I READ YOUR BROCHURE. 332 00:14:12,744 --> 00:14:14,010 IT'S A PACK OF LIES. 333 00:14:14,045 --> 00:14:17,146 THERE ARE NO CABINS, NO FOOD, NO NOTHING. 334 00:14:17,182 --> 00:14:18,448 - THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 335 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,583 YOU GOT A REAL FIRE IN YOUR EYES, AND I LIKE THAT. 336 00:14:20,618 --> 00:14:24,454 I THINK YOU JUST EARNED THE MEDAL OF TAKOO WAKAN. 337 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,189 - THAT'S--THAT'S GREAT, 338 00:14:26,224 --> 00:14:29,492 BECAUSE IF I DON'T GET MY MONEY BACK RIGHT NOW, 339 00:14:29,527 --> 00:14:31,260 I'M GONNA TAKE THAT TAKOO 340 00:14:31,296 --> 00:14:35,264 AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR WAKAN... 341 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:38,901 THEY WILL CALL YOU DANCES WITH INTERNAL BLEEDING. 342 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,505 - ALL RIGHT. 343 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:44,040 ALL RIGHT. 344 00:14:44,075 --> 00:14:47,176 I'LL DRIVE YOU INTO TOWN AND WRITE YOU OUT A REFUND CHECK. 345 00:14:47,212 --> 00:14:49,376 - NO. I WANT CASH. 346 00:14:49,407 --> 00:14:53,650 - GOD. YOU CITY GUYS ARE SO AGGRESSIVE. 347 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:57,138 - WOW. HARRY, YOU WERE GREAT. 348 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,768 YOU KNOW, THIS WILDERNESS STUFF REALLY BRINGS OUT THE MAN IN YOU. 349 00:15:00,803 --> 00:15:02,570 - YEAH. YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 350 00:15:02,605 --> 00:15:03,904 I DO. I FEEL GOOD. 351 00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:06,173 I FEEL STRONG. 352 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,775 [engine turning] 353 00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:09,210 - I HOPE YOU FEEL STRONG ENOUGH TO RUN, 354 00:15:09,245 --> 00:15:10,945 'CAUSE SAM'S TAKING OFF IN THE JEEP. 355 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:13,047 - GET THAT-- 356 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,652 - I KNOW. I KNOW I'M LATE. 357 00:15:18,688 --> 00:15:20,921 - SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE TOOK FRONT STREET... 358 00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:24,124 SOME SKEPTIC. 359 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,160 - LOOK, I'M CRANKY ENOUGH ALREADY. 360 00:15:26,195 --> 00:15:30,164 I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO PICK UP MY JUMBO JAVA AND DOUGHNUT. 361 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,701 - WELL, HERE... 362 00:15:33,736 --> 00:15:35,269 HAVE THIS COFFEE. 363 00:15:35,304 --> 00:15:38,272 I'VE GOT A TURNOVER RIGHT HERE IN THE TOASTER OVEN. 364 00:15:38,307 --> 00:15:41,909 YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT. THIS'LL JUST FIX YOU RIGHT UP. 365 00:15:41,944 --> 00:15:43,377 - THANKS. - YEAH. 366 00:15:43,412 --> 00:15:44,745 SIT DOWN THERE. TAKE THE LOAD OFF. 367 00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:46,247 YOUR FIRST PATIENT DOESN'T COME TILL-- 368 00:15:46,282 --> 00:15:47,548 - OW! - WHAT'S WRONG? 369 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,383 - I BURNT THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH. 370 00:15:49,418 --> 00:15:51,372 - OH! 371 00:15:53,055 --> 00:15:57,024 ROOF ON FIRE, ROOF ON FIRE... 372 00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:02,196 JUST LIKE THAT PSYCHIC LADY SAID! 373 00:16:02,231 --> 00:16:03,297 - DID SHE HAPPEN TO SAY 374 00:16:03,332 --> 00:16:06,133 WHERE YOU'LL BE WORKING TOMORROW? 375 00:16:06,168 --> 00:16:07,534 - COME ON, DR. DOUGLAS, 376 00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:10,504 YOU GOT TO ADMIT THAT WOMAN HAS BEEN AMAZINGLY ACCURATE. 377 00:16:10,539 --> 00:16:12,473 - OH, LAVERNE, YOU'D HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT 378 00:16:12,508 --> 00:16:14,008 TO BELIEVE THAT GARBAGE. 379 00:16:14,043 --> 00:16:17,912 COME ON, HURRY UP BEFORE LAVERNE GETS BACK FROM LUNCH. 380 00:16:17,947 --> 00:16:20,981 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'LL BE $35, CASH UP FRONT. 381 00:16:21,017 --> 00:16:23,350 - HEY, I DON'T CARRY THAT KIND OF MONEY ON ME. 382 00:16:23,386 --> 00:16:25,352 - YES, YOU DO. 383 00:16:27,223 --> 00:16:29,690 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 384 00:16:29,725 --> 00:16:31,158 NOW, WHAT'S MY FUTURE? 385 00:16:31,193 --> 00:16:33,160 - GIVE ME YOUR HAND. [clears throat] 386 00:16:33,195 --> 00:16:36,597 I SEE A PICTURE 387 00:16:36,632 --> 00:16:38,966 STRETCHING OUT OVER THE HORIZON. 388 00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:40,801 WORK... 389 00:16:40,836 --> 00:16:42,102 TV... 390 00:16:42,138 --> 00:16:43,337 SLEEP. 391 00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:48,075 WORK, TV, SLEEP. 392 00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:51,045 WORK... 393 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,047 OH, OH... 394 00:16:53,082 --> 00:16:55,716 TV, SLEEP. 395 00:16:55,751 --> 00:16:56,750 - WHOA. 396 00:16:56,786 --> 00:16:58,218 THAT'S MY FUTURE? 397 00:16:58,254 --> 00:17:00,321 - WAIT A MINUTE. 398 00:17:00,356 --> 00:17:03,223 OKAY, OKAY. I'M GETTING SOMETHING. 399 00:17:03,259 --> 00:17:07,227 TONIGHT YOU WILL MEET A HANDSOME STRANGER 400 00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:09,029 IN A DARK ALLEY. 401 00:17:09,065 --> 00:17:11,298 YOU WILL NOT KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAMES, 402 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:14,635 BUT YOU WILL BE IRRESISTIBLY DRAWN TO ONE ANOTHER. 403 00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:17,705 YOU WILL HAVE MAD, PASSIONATE SEX 404 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:20,808 SO LOUD YOU WILL WAKE THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD. 405 00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:25,245 - WOW. 406 00:17:25,281 --> 00:17:26,647 - OOH. 407 00:17:26,682 --> 00:17:29,717 AND--AND AFTERWARDS, YOU'LL... 408 00:17:29,752 --> 00:17:32,252 YOU'LL LICK YOURSELF 409 00:17:32,288 --> 00:17:35,122 AND PEE ON A TIRE. 410 00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:39,994 OH, NO. WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S YOUR CAT. 411 00:17:40,029 --> 00:17:42,129 DON'T LET HER OUT TONIGHT. 412 00:17:54,977 --> 00:17:57,244 - AREN'T THESE CHRISTMAS NIGHT GOWNS GREAT? 413 00:17:57,279 --> 00:17:59,179 MY SISTER BARBARA AND I WORE THEM 414 00:17:59,215 --> 00:18:02,716 MANY A YULETIDE AGO. 415 00:18:02,752 --> 00:18:05,519 - I HATE YOU. 416 00:18:05,554 --> 00:18:08,188 - THAT'S JUST WHAT BARBIE BARB USED TO SAY. 417 00:18:10,059 --> 00:18:13,360 LET ME POUR YOU SOME TEA. 418 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:16,263 NOW, WE'LL JUST RELAX, 419 00:18:16,298 --> 00:18:19,633 PUT OUR FEET UP, AND HAVE A LITTLE GIRL TALK. 420 00:18:24,006 --> 00:18:25,806 SO... 421 00:18:25,841 --> 00:18:28,042 WHY WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF? 422 00:18:28,077 --> 00:18:32,246 - BECAUSE I KNEW I'D END UP HERE? 423 00:18:32,281 --> 00:18:35,849 PLEASE, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU OFF MY BACK? 424 00:18:35,885 --> 00:18:37,418 - I KNOW. 425 00:18:37,453 --> 00:18:39,953 LET'S TURN THE THERAPEUTIC COUCH AROUND. 426 00:18:39,989 --> 00:18:42,122 NOW, YOU JUST GET COMFORTABLE, 427 00:18:42,158 --> 00:18:45,459 AND WE'LL TAKE A NICE, LONG JOURNEY 428 00:18:45,494 --> 00:18:47,461 TO THE CENTER OF YOUR PAIN. 429 00:18:47,496 --> 00:18:48,829 WON'T THAT BE FUN? 430 00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:52,112 - OKAY. 431 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,865 YOU ASKED FOR IT. 432 00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:56,370 I WAS A LOUSY PSYCHIATRIST. 433 00:18:56,405 --> 00:18:58,305 - OH, LOUSY PSYCHIATRIST? 434 00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:03,010 I COULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT LOUSY PSYCHIATRISTS. 435 00:19:03,045 --> 00:19:05,479 YOU WERE SAYING? 436 00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,930 - MY PATIENTS WOULD BE POURING THEIR HEARTS OUT TO ME, 437 00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:12,299 AND I'D BE FILLING PAGE AFTER PAGE OF MY NOTEBOOK WITH. 438 00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:14,701 "YOU THINK YOU HAVE PROBLEMS." 439 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:17,337 - PLEASE, THERE WERE DAYS WHEN I WAS SO HOPELESS, 440 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,072 I COULD HARDLY GET OUT OF BED. 441 00:19:19,108 --> 00:19:20,707 - CAROL... - WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? 442 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:24,678 DAYS--I'VE GONE WEEKS, MONTHS UNABLE TO EMERGE 443 00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:26,613 FROM THE QUILTED PRISON WHERE I LAY. 444 00:19:26,649 --> 00:19:28,815 - CAROL, CAN WE GET BACK TO-- - WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 445 00:19:28,851 --> 00:19:30,350 I'M BACK THERE. 446 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,352 I'M BACK AT THE DARK PLACE. 447 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,588 NO, I NEED TO WORK MY WAY OUT. 448 00:19:34,623 --> 00:19:36,690 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIE DOWN? 449 00:19:36,725 --> 00:19:39,192 - YES, YES, I WOULD LIKE THAT. 450 00:19:43,732 --> 00:19:45,766 - [on television] WITH THE DEHYDRATOR 2000, 451 00:19:45,801 --> 00:19:48,068 YOU CAN DEHYDRATE MEAT. YOU CAN DEHYDRATE FISH. 452 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,938 YOU CAN DEHYDRATE BANANAS. YOU CAN DEHYDRATE TOMATOES. 453 00:19:50,973 --> 00:19:53,106 - I'M SO THIRSTY. 454 00:19:56,545 --> 00:19:58,178 VALERIE! 455 00:19:58,213 --> 00:19:59,613 VALERIE! 456 00:19:59,648 --> 00:20:01,348 - [on television] BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE. 457 00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:07,688 - VALERIE! - DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP. 458 00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:10,190 - VALERIE, PLEASE, WAIT. 459 00:20:17,232 --> 00:20:19,232 CAT LITTER? - YOU HID MY WEIGHTS. 460 00:20:19,268 --> 00:20:23,036 IT WAS THE BEST I COULD DO AT 5:00 IN THE MORNING. 461 00:20:23,072 --> 00:20:26,139 - I-I-I THOUGHT WE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING. 462 00:20:26,175 --> 00:20:28,809 I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU, 463 00:20:28,844 --> 00:20:29,943 ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH, 464 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,878 THAT YOU WOULD ACTUALLY DO THIS TO ME. 465 00:20:31,914 --> 00:20:34,715 - HEY! I'M COMMITTING SUICIDE HERE. 466 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,383 THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. 467 00:20:38,187 --> 00:20:39,519 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 468 00:20:39,555 --> 00:20:41,722 - YOU ARE THE MOST SELF-OBSESSED PERSON 469 00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:42,756 I HAVE EVER MET. 470 00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:44,358 - HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 471 00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:45,692 I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. 472 00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:48,028 - YOU DON'T WANT A FRIEND. YOU WANT A MOTHER. 473 00:20:48,063 --> 00:20:49,796 I CAN'T BE THAT FOR YOU. 474 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,599 NOBODY CAN. 475 00:20:52,634 --> 00:20:55,268 YOU HAVE TO FIND THAT PART IN YOURSELF, 476 00:20:55,304 --> 00:20:56,870 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT SO MUCH WEIGHT 477 00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:58,271 ON EVERYBODY ELSE. 478 00:20:59,748 --> 00:21:02,275 - YOU'RE RIGHT. - THANK YOU. 479 00:21:02,311 --> 00:21:04,511 - W-W-WAIT A SECOND! 480 00:21:04,546 --> 00:21:06,146 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 481 00:21:06,148 --> 00:21:07,447 YOU HELPED ME. 482 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,750 YOU JUST TOLD ME SOMETHING IMPORTANT, 483 00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:13,561 SOMETHING I DIDN'T GET IN--IN 18 YEARS OF THERAPY. 484 00:21:14,289 --> 00:21:18,458 VALERIE, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME TACKLE YOU AGAIN. 485 00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:20,160 COME ON, VALERIE. 486 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,295 GIVE ME THE KITTY LITTER. 487 00:21:31,907 --> 00:21:33,673 - STORY OF MY LIFE-- 488 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:37,611 I BOUGHT GENERIC. 489 00:21:37,646 --> 00:21:42,215 I'M KILLING MYSELF, AND I'M SAVING 23 CENTS. 490 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,385 - WHY DON'T WE GO HOME? 491 00:21:45,421 --> 00:21:48,822 I KNOW A GOOD DOCTOR I CAN CALL. 492 00:21:48,857 --> 00:21:52,459 IN FACT, I-I KNOW 30 OR 40. 493 00:21:52,494 --> 00:21:55,462 - YEAH, WHY DON'T WE? 494 00:21:58,399 --> 00:22:02,135 - WOW, LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 495 00:22:02,171 --> 00:22:04,671 YOU WANT TO STOP AND GET SOME BREAKFAST? 496 00:22:04,706 --> 00:22:06,073 - SURE. 497 00:22:06,108 --> 00:22:08,008 - ALTHOUGH I REALLY SHOULDN'T-- I'M FEELING SO FAT. 498 00:22:08,043 --> 00:22:09,176 - IT'S NOTHING. 499 00:22:09,211 --> 00:22:12,045 YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST A LITTLE BLOATED. 500 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:17,017 - THANK YOU. 501 00:22:23,401 --> 00:22:25,334 - NOW WHAT DO YOU SEE? 502 00:22:25,369 --> 00:22:29,872 - I SEE TWO MEN RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS. 503 00:22:29,907 --> 00:22:31,307 - WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 504 00:22:31,342 --> 00:22:34,743 - THEY SEEM TO BE CHASING A JEEP. 505 00:22:36,881 --> 00:22:41,550 OH, THE DUMB ONE SLIPPED ON A HOT DOG. 506 00:22:41,587 --> 00:22:44,524 WHOA, THERE'S A BOBCAT. 507 00:22:44,579 --> 00:22:46,548 - THIS IS BORING. 508 00:22:46,611 --> 00:22:49,258 GO BACK TO O.J. 509 00:22:49,293 --> 00:22:51,727 - OOH, MARCIA CLARK HAS A NEW HAIRDO. 510 00:22:51,777 --> 00:22:56,327 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35805

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