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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,219 --> 00:00:02,328 - SOPHIA, DEAR, WOULD YOU PASS ME THE MARMALADE? 2 00:00:02,375 --> 00:00:04,641 - GET IT YOURSELF, SMUCKER. 3 00:00:09,215 --> 00:00:10,781 I'M A LITTLE CRANKY. 4 00:00:10,816 --> 00:00:12,049 MY ROOMMATE KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT 5 00:00:12,084 --> 00:00:15,152 PLAYING STARDUST ON HER OXYGEN HOSE. 6 00:00:16,381 --> 00:00:19,193 - FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS, TAKE A GOOD LOOK-- 7 00:00:19,225 --> 00:00:21,990 THAT IS, BEFORE YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE PLEASURE. 8 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:25,457 - HE MUST BE REFERRING TO THE NEW IDIOT TAX. 9 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:28,293 - I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT BEEFCAKE MAGAZINE 10 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:29,694 HAS SELECTED CHARLEY DIETZ 11 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,464 FOR NEXT MONTH'S MEN OF THE SEA PICTORIAL. 12 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:33,832 - WHAT'S THE THEME? 13 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,500 SHRIMP BOATS? 14 00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:42,774 - GOD, CHARLEY. HAVE YOU SEEN THESE PICTURES? 15 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:44,309 GOD, THEY'RE EMBARRASSING. 16 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:47,112 AND WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD READ THIS MAGAZINE? 17 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:52,384 - HEY! THE PRINTED MY LETTER. 18 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:55,053 19 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:58,156 - LIFE GOES ON 20 00:00:58,191 --> 00:00:59,991 AND SO DO WE 21 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:03,928 JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY 22 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:05,930 ONE BY ONE 23 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:08,433 WE FILL THE DAYS 24 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:12,270 WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 25 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:16,207 SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND 26 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,977 THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE 27 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:21,746 I'M ALWAYS HERE 28 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:24,983 FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED 29 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,187 RAIN OR SHINE 30 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:31,623 I'LL BE THE ONE 31 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:36,027 TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 32 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:38,596 WE SHARE IT ALL 33 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,599 AS LIFE GOES ON 34 00:01:56,218 --> 00:01:58,352 - AAH! - GUESS WHO. 35 00:01:58,387 --> 00:02:00,054 - I KNOW THAT VOICE. 36 00:02:00,089 --> 00:02:01,956 ARE YOU BIGGER THAN A BEAR TRAP? 37 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,357 - YES, MA'AM. 38 00:02:03,392 --> 00:02:06,360 - ARE YOU STRONGER THAN A BOURBON AND A BRANCH WATER? 39 00:02:06,395 --> 00:02:07,962 - YOU'RE GETTIN' WARM. 40 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:10,431 - THEN IT'S GOTTA BE... 41 00:02:10,466 --> 00:02:12,833 LITTLE MATTIE KANE. 42 00:02:12,868 --> 00:02:16,036 OH! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 43 00:02:16,072 --> 00:02:19,039 - OH, SOME OLD MEDICAL CONFERENCE. 44 00:02:19,075 --> 00:02:20,407 - NOW THAT YOU A DOCTOR, 45 00:02:20,443 --> 00:02:22,076 YOU'RE GOIN' SOFT LIKE THE REST OF THEM? 46 00:02:22,111 --> 00:02:23,711 - OH, WHO YOU CALLIN' SOFT? 47 00:02:23,746 --> 00:02:25,179 I CAN STILL WHOOP YOU, GIRLY GIRL. 48 00:02:25,214 --> 00:02:26,680 - WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' A GIRL? 49 00:02:26,716 --> 00:02:28,349 - PUT 'EM UP. PUT 'EM UP RIGHT HERE. 50 00:02:31,821 --> 00:02:33,620 IT'S PHYSICAL THERAPY. 51 00:02:33,656 --> 00:02:35,155 - AAH! 52 00:02:41,297 --> 00:02:43,163 WELL... 53 00:02:43,199 --> 00:02:45,099 I GUESS I OWE THE LITTLE LADY A PRIZE. 54 00:02:45,134 --> 00:02:47,034 - OH. 55 00:02:47,069 --> 00:02:49,203 OH, MATTHEW! 56 00:02:49,238 --> 00:02:51,238 A SNOW GLOBE! 57 00:02:51,273 --> 00:02:53,107 OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 58 00:02:53,142 --> 00:02:55,242 - I THOUGHT YOU'D APPRECIATE ONE FROM HICKORY. 59 00:02:55,277 --> 00:02:57,544 - OH, YEAH. THAT LOOKS LIKE COCO, THE SWAYBACK HORSE. 60 00:02:57,580 --> 00:02:58,679 - YEAH, YEAH. 61 00:02:58,714 --> 00:03:00,014 - AND, LOOK, THEY MADE THE SNOW 62 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:02,516 LOOK KINDA LIKE GRAY ON ACCOUNT OF THE COAL MINE. 63 00:03:02,551 --> 00:03:04,651 - I GOT IT AT ELSIE'S GENERAL STORE. 64 00:03:04,687 --> 00:03:07,621 - SHOP UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME 65 00:03:07,656 --> 00:03:10,924 AT ELSIE'S 66 00:03:10,926 --> 00:03:13,027 - UH-OH. HEE-HAW! ALERT. 67 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:15,129 TURNIP TRUCK AT 4:00. 68 00:03:18,667 --> 00:03:21,001 - OH, DR. WESTON, DR. DOUGLAS. 69 00:03:21,037 --> 00:03:23,137 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET LITTLE MATTIE KANE. 70 00:03:23,172 --> 00:03:24,872 - [clearing his throat] - OKAY, EXCUSE ME. 71 00:03:24,907 --> 00:03:27,107 DOCTOR LITTLE MATTIE KANE. 72 00:03:27,143 --> 00:03:28,976 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - HOW DO YOU DO? 73 00:03:29,011 --> 00:03:30,110 - HOW ARE YOU DOIN'? 74 00:03:30,146 --> 00:03:31,278 - MATT AND I GREW UP TOGETHER. 75 00:03:31,313 --> 00:03:33,247 HE'S LIKE THE LITTLE BROTHER I NEVER HAD. 76 00:03:33,282 --> 00:03:34,515 I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO HUNT, 77 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:35,716 HOW TO FISH, 78 00:03:35,751 --> 00:03:39,086 HOW TO HOT-WIRE A COMBINE FOR A JOYRIDE. 79 00:03:39,121 --> 00:03:40,487 - YOU WERE KINDA LIKE THE BIG BROTHER 80 00:03:40,523 --> 00:03:42,423 I NEVER HAD, BERNIE. - BERNIE? 81 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:43,891 - OH, YEAH. SEE, WHEN I WAS LITTLE 82 00:03:43,926 --> 00:03:45,159 I COULDN'T SAY MY "V"s, 83 00:03:45,194 --> 00:03:46,393 SO I CALLED HER BERNIE INSTEAD. 84 00:03:46,429 --> 00:03:49,329 - OH, BERNIE. 85 00:03:49,365 --> 00:03:52,299 THAT'S BERY, BERY CUTE. 86 00:03:54,537 --> 00:03:57,404 I LOBE YOU, BERNIE. 87 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,940 - OH, MATTHEW, WE TRY TO KEEP 88 00:03:59,975 --> 00:04:02,876 THE HICKORY STORIES TO A MINIMUM AROUND HERE. 89 00:04:02,912 --> 00:04:04,845 - IT'S NOT THAT WE DON'T LIKE THEM, 90 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,947 IT'S JUST THAT WHEN SHE STARTS A-TELLIN' 'EM... 91 00:04:06,982 --> 00:04:09,016 WE KICK OFF OUR SHOES AND START TO WHITTLIN' 92 00:04:09,051 --> 00:04:10,517 AND NOTHING GETS DONE. 93 00:04:12,288 --> 00:04:13,520 - COME ON, MATT. 94 00:04:13,556 --> 00:04:15,355 I WISH YOU COULD A-TOLD ME YOU'S COMIN'. 95 00:04:15,391 --> 00:04:17,191 I'D HAVE TRIED TO CLEAR SOME TIME. 96 00:04:17,226 --> 00:04:19,893 - LAVERNE, I'D LET YOU GO, BUT THIS AFTERNOON... 97 00:04:19,929 --> 00:04:20,994 WE'RE SWAMPED. 98 00:04:21,030 --> 00:04:22,429 - IF YOU'RE REALLY SWAMPED, 99 00:04:22,465 --> 00:04:24,498 HOW ABOUT I STRAP ON SOME HIP BOOTS AND WADE ON IN? 100 00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:25,933 - WELL, THAT'S GREAT. 101 00:04:25,968 --> 00:04:27,768 - I DON'T KNOW. HOLD ON A SECOND. 102 00:04:27,803 --> 00:04:30,003 NOW, THIS MIGHT NOT BE WHAT YOU'RE USED TO. 103 00:04:30,039 --> 00:04:31,905 IF YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING, 104 00:04:31,941 --> 00:04:34,174 WHERE EXACTLY DID YOU GET YOUR MEDICAL TRAINING? 105 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:37,511 - OH, A LITTLE OLD PLACE CALLED HARVARD. 106 00:04:37,546 --> 00:04:40,514 - WELL, HUSH MY MOUTH AND GRAB A LAB COAT. 107 00:04:40,549 --> 00:04:42,349 - THERE YOU GO. 108 00:04:45,921 --> 00:04:49,022 - OH, GOOD. YOU'RE HERE. 109 00:04:49,058 --> 00:04:50,390 I NEED YOUR OPINION. 110 00:04:50,426 --> 00:04:51,792 HOW DOES THIS LOOK? 111 00:04:54,196 --> 00:04:55,896 - GREAT. NOW BALANCE IT ON YOUR NOSE 112 00:04:55,931 --> 00:04:57,164 AND CLAP YOUR HANDS. 113 00:04:58,968 --> 00:05:00,934 - SOPHIA, COME ON. 114 00:05:00,970 --> 00:05:02,836 I NEVER POSED FOR A MAGAZINE BEFORE. 115 00:05:02,872 --> 00:05:03,871 HELP ME OUT HERE. 116 00:05:03,906 --> 00:05:04,872 - ALL RIGHT, BEACH BOY. 117 00:05:04,907 --> 00:05:07,341 SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. 118 00:05:07,376 --> 00:05:08,709 - HOW DOES THIS LOOK? 119 00:05:08,744 --> 00:05:12,012 - I'M FEELING SOMETHING I HAVEN'T FELT IN YEARS. 120 00:05:12,047 --> 00:05:15,315 - REALLY? - THE URGE TO RUN. 121 00:05:30,766 --> 00:05:31,865 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 122 00:05:31,901 --> 00:05:33,600 - COME ON, HARRY. I NEED YOUR ADVICE. 123 00:05:33,636 --> 00:05:36,065 I REALLY WANNA IMPRESS THEM ON THIS PHOTO SHOOT. 124 00:05:36,105 --> 00:05:39,673 THE QUESTION IS: HOW FAR SHOULD I GO? 125 00:05:39,708 --> 00:05:40,841 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 126 00:05:40,876 --> 00:05:43,510 - YOU THINK I SHOULD SHAVE? 127 00:05:43,546 --> 00:05:45,512 - OH, SURE, I GUESS. 128 00:05:45,548 --> 00:05:48,849 - I MEAN MY BODY. 129 00:05:48,884 --> 00:05:52,052 I'M HAIRY, HARRY. 130 00:05:52,087 --> 00:05:54,588 THIS MAGAZINE IS FULL OF MEN WHO GLISTEN. 131 00:05:54,623 --> 00:05:56,056 YOU KNOW HOW CHICKS ALWAYS SAY 132 00:05:56,091 --> 00:05:57,758 THEY LOVE A GOOD GLISTENER. 133 00:06:01,864 --> 00:06:04,398 - THAT'S--THAT'S-- THAT'S LISTENER, CHARLEY. 134 00:06:08,437 --> 00:06:11,138 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, HAVE YOU REALLY THOUGHT THIS THROUGH? 135 00:06:11,173 --> 00:06:13,140 I MEAN, THERE ARE GONNA BE THOUSANDS, 136 00:06:13,175 --> 00:06:14,808 MAYBE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE 137 00:06:14,843 --> 00:06:18,946 LOOKING AT THAT MAGAZINE, STARING AT YOU NAKED. 138 00:06:18,981 --> 00:06:22,583 - PEOPLE READ THIS MAGAZINE NAKED? 139 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:29,289 - [laughing] 140 00:06:29,325 --> 00:06:30,591 YOU REMEMBER-- 141 00:06:30,626 --> 00:06:32,492 YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE'S PLAYIN' HOSPITAL 142 00:06:32,528 --> 00:06:36,196 AND YOU CUT UP A GARDEN HOSE TO MAKE THAT BIG IV? 143 00:06:36,232 --> 00:06:38,865 LORD, I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR MAMA CUSSIN' US DOWN THE ROAD. 144 00:06:38,901 --> 00:06:40,167 - SHE DID. 145 00:06:40,202 --> 00:06:42,236 YOU KNOW, LAVERNE, 146 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,538 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT INSPIRED ME TO BECOME A DOCTOR. 147 00:06:44,573 --> 00:06:46,206 - OH, NOW, I DID NOT. 148 00:06:46,242 --> 00:06:47,674 - YOU DID TOO. 149 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:49,109 AND I STILL LOOK UP TO YOU. 150 00:06:49,144 --> 00:06:50,677 - WELL, I WOULD BE TOUCHED, 151 00:06:50,713 --> 00:06:51,979 BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE A DOCTOR, 152 00:06:52,014 --> 00:06:53,780 YOU HAVE TO LOOK UP TO YOUR NURSE. 153 00:06:53,816 --> 00:06:56,316 - [laughing] 154 00:06:56,352 --> 00:06:57,851 - ALL RIGHT. KNOCK IT OFF, YOU TWO. 155 00:06:57,886 --> 00:06:59,019 YOU'RE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN. 156 00:06:59,054 --> 00:07:00,721 - OH, COME ON, DR. DOUGLAS. 157 00:07:00,756 --> 00:07:02,422 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH CHILDHOOD FRIENDS. 158 00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:03,624 - I GUESS. 159 00:07:03,659 --> 00:07:05,225 - OH, COME ON, DR. DOUGLAS. 160 00:07:05,261 --> 00:07:06,793 YOU SAYIN' NEVER HAD ANY CHILDHOOD FRIENDS? 161 00:07:06,829 --> 00:07:10,464 - NO. I BEAT 'EM ALL UP. 162 00:07:10,499 --> 00:07:12,299 - WELL, THAT'S A SHAME. 163 00:07:12,334 --> 00:07:14,201 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY BACK IN HICKORY. 164 00:07:14,236 --> 00:07:16,937 A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A FISHIN' POND. 165 00:07:16,972 --> 00:07:18,472 - IT'S DEEPER THAN YOU THINK. 166 00:07:18,507 --> 00:07:21,141 - YOU CAN ALWAYS SEE YOURSELF REFLECTED BACK. 167 00:07:21,176 --> 00:07:23,977 - PLUS, ON SATURDAY NIGHTS YOU CAN GET POLLUTED TOGETHER. 168 00:07:26,715 --> 00:07:29,082 - YEAH, WELL, WE HAVE A SIMILAR SAYING IN THE BRONX. 169 00:07:29,118 --> 00:07:32,085 A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A FISHING POND. 170 00:07:32,121 --> 00:07:35,088 GOOD LUCK FINDING ONE 'ROUND HERE. 171 00:07:37,793 --> 00:07:39,426 - I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW. 172 00:07:39,461 --> 00:07:40,861 I DON'T WANT ANY SHOTS. 173 00:07:40,896 --> 00:07:44,131 - GOOD MORNING, MR. MCCULLY. WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU TODAY? 174 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:46,500 - I'M HERE FOR MY SHOTS. 175 00:07:46,535 --> 00:07:50,003 - OH, GOOD. WE GET TO BE A PAIN IN HIS ASS FOR A CHANGE. 176 00:07:51,974 --> 00:07:54,207 - NO WAY. 177 00:07:54,243 --> 00:07:57,044 I'M NOT LETTING ANY WOMAN TOUCH ME. 178 00:07:57,079 --> 00:07:58,278 - HEY, THAT'S OKAY. 179 00:07:58,314 --> 00:07:59,946 LET ME TRY, DR. DOUGLAS. 180 00:07:59,982 --> 00:08:02,916 I AIN'T NEVER GIVEN NO SHOTS TO NO PEOPLE PERSON BEFORE. 181 00:08:02,951 --> 00:08:04,651 NOW, REMIND ME. 182 00:08:04,687 --> 00:08:07,554 AIR BUBBLES IS BAD, AIN'T THEY? 183 00:08:07,589 --> 00:08:09,690 - I'LL TAKE HER. 184 00:08:09,725 --> 00:08:12,326 - COME ON, MR. McCULLY. 185 00:08:16,765 --> 00:08:18,598 - OH, EXCUSE ME. 186 00:08:18,634 --> 00:08:19,900 I WAS LOOKING FOR MY... 187 00:08:19,935 --> 00:08:23,103 MY, MY, MY. - YOUR... 188 00:08:23,138 --> 00:08:25,005 - UH, MY FATHER. 189 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,239 I'M CAROL WESTON. 190 00:08:26,275 --> 00:08:28,875 - OH, HEY, MATT KANE. GOOD TO MEET YOU. 191 00:08:28,911 --> 00:08:30,444 I'LL GO TELL YOUR FATHER YOU'RE HERE. 192 00:08:30,479 --> 00:08:33,080 - OH, THANK YOU. 193 00:08:33,115 --> 00:08:36,750 AND THANK YOUR MAMA FOR HAVING YOU. 194 00:08:36,785 --> 00:08:39,753 OH, HOWDY, LAVERNE. 195 00:08:39,788 --> 00:08:41,722 DEAR, DEAR FRIEND. 196 00:08:41,757 --> 00:08:42,923 - HOWDY, I THINK. 197 00:08:42,958 --> 00:08:44,358 - WHO'S THE NEW DOCTOR? 198 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,093 DADDY DIDN'T MENTION ANY NEW STAFF. 199 00:08:46,128 --> 00:08:48,528 - OH, HE'S JUST AN OLD FRIEND HELPIN' OUT FOR A FEW DAYS. 200 00:08:48,564 --> 00:08:52,165 - I MUST SAY HE'S QUITE EASY ON THE EYES. 201 00:08:52,201 --> 00:08:54,301 - YEAH, I GUESS. 202 00:08:54,336 --> 00:08:57,704 - SO, ARE--ARE YOU INTERESTED IN MATT 203 00:08:57,740 --> 00:08:59,439 AS A POSSIBLE PARAMOUR? 204 00:08:59,475 --> 00:09:01,708 - WHAT YOU MEAN, AM I SWEET ON HIM? 205 00:09:01,744 --> 00:09:02,876 PLEASE! 206 00:09:02,911 --> 00:09:04,444 I MEAN, HE'S A NICE KID AND ALL-- 207 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,580 - SO THEN YOU WOULDN'T MIND IF I ASKED HIM TO DINNER TONIGHT? 208 00:09:06,615 --> 00:09:08,715 - WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR? I AIN'T HIS NANNY. 209 00:09:08,751 --> 00:09:11,017 - WONDERFUL. 210 00:09:11,053 --> 00:09:12,252 WHAT'S HIS FAVORITE FOOD? 211 00:09:12,287 --> 00:09:13,754 - ACTUALLY, HE HAPPENS TO BE 212 00:09:13,789 --> 00:09:15,389 A SUCKER FOR MY SWEET POTATO PIE, 213 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:16,723 AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE RECIPE. 214 00:09:16,759 --> 00:09:19,526 - THANKS A HEAP, REBEL SISTER. 215 00:09:19,556 --> 00:09:20,766 - NO PROBLEM, 216 00:09:20,796 --> 00:09:23,163 YANKEE NUT... 217 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,007 - LAVERNE, I KNOW IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 218 00:09:28,041 --> 00:09:30,101 BUT WHY DID YOU TELL CAROL 219 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,769 THAT YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED IN MATT? 220 00:09:31,808 --> 00:09:33,474 - BECAUSE I AIN'T. 221 00:09:33,509 --> 00:09:36,043 - LAVERNE, YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN YOUR EYES OFF OF HIM ALL DAY. 222 00:09:36,078 --> 00:09:37,578 COME ON. 223 00:09:37,613 --> 00:09:41,415 YOU'RE ITCHING FOR HIM TO ROTATE YOUR CROPS. 224 00:09:45,939 --> 00:09:47,305 - DR. DOUGLAS, 225 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,423 MATTHEW AND I ARE NOT IN THE BUSINESS 226 00:09:49,459 --> 00:09:51,912 OF CROP ROTATION. 227 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,863 NOW, NOW, WE ARE JUST FRIENDS. 228 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,754 - YEAH, SO ARE SIEGFRIED AND ROY. 229 00:10:06,809 --> 00:10:09,176 - BE MY 230 00:10:09,212 --> 00:10:11,790 COUNTRY 231 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:15,919 GIRL 232 00:10:16,001 --> 00:10:17,568 - OH. 233 00:10:17,619 --> 00:10:19,909 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 234 00:10:19,946 --> 00:10:22,680 GOD HAS COME DOWN FROM THE OZARKS 235 00:10:22,716 --> 00:10:25,770 AND INTO MY LIVING ROOM. 236 00:10:26,164 --> 00:10:27,864 - JUST A HOBBY. 237 00:10:27,899 --> 00:10:30,099 - WHAT A COINCIDENCE. IT'S MY HOBBY TOO. 238 00:10:30,135 --> 00:10:31,367 LET ME GET MY GUITAR. 239 00:10:31,403 --> 00:10:33,169 - CAROL, YOUR GUITAR IS BROKEN. 240 00:10:33,204 --> 00:10:34,837 - NO, IT'S NOT. - YES, IT IS. 241 00:10:34,873 --> 00:10:38,107 IT FELL OFF THE ROOF. 242 00:10:38,143 --> 00:10:39,776 - WHEN? 243 00:10:39,811 --> 00:10:41,210 - TOMORROW. 244 00:10:42,582 --> 00:10:44,113 [doorbell rings] 245 00:10:44,149 --> 00:10:45,681 I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT. 246 00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:49,519 OH, LAVERNE! 247 00:10:49,554 --> 00:10:50,620 - HI, Y'ALL. 248 00:10:50,655 --> 00:10:51,988 CAROL, I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTRUDE, 249 00:10:52,023 --> 00:10:53,856 BUT I FORGOT THE ALLSPICE FOR THE SWEET POTATO PIE, 250 00:10:53,892 --> 00:10:55,892 SO I'S JUST GONNA SPRINKLE AND BE ON MY WAY. 251 00:10:55,927 --> 00:10:57,693 - ARE WE HAVING YOUR SWEET POTATO PIE? 252 00:10:57,729 --> 00:10:59,896 - YEAH, I DID GIVE CAROL THE RECIPE. 253 00:10:59,931 --> 00:11:01,731 - BOY, I REMEMBER. 254 00:11:01,766 --> 00:11:04,033 BERNIE SENT ME A PIE WHEN I WAS IN MED SCHOOL. 255 00:11:04,069 --> 00:11:06,102 - YEAH. HE DIDN'T WANNA SHARE IT WITH ANYBODY 256 00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:09,739 SO HE SNUCK OFF TO THE MORGUE TO EAT IT. 257 00:11:09,774 --> 00:11:11,507 - BOY, YOU GOT SOME SERIOUS EXPLAININ' TO DO 258 00:11:11,543 --> 00:11:12,809 WHEN THE DEAN CATCHES YOU 259 00:11:12,844 --> 00:11:16,079 MAKING YUMMY SOUNDS IN THE MORGUE. 260 00:11:16,114 --> 00:11:18,181 - WHAT A NICE STORY. 261 00:11:18,216 --> 00:11:19,649 PIE'S IN THE KITCHEN, LAVERNE. 262 00:11:19,684 --> 00:11:21,818 - IT'LL KEEP. HEY, YOU GOT YOUR GUITAR. 263 00:11:21,853 --> 00:11:23,352 PLAY THAT SONG YOU WROTE FOR ME 264 00:11:23,388 --> 00:11:24,487 WHEN WE WERE SEVEN. 265 00:11:24,522 --> 00:11:26,188 - OH. 266 00:11:27,677 --> 00:11:30,061 BERNIE SMELLS BERNIE SMELLS 267 00:11:30,085 --> 00:11:32,395 BERNIE SMELLS BERNIE SMELLS 268 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,697 GOOD 269 00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:41,170 - DADDY, DON'T YOU WANT SOME PIE? 270 00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:42,405 - NO, THANKS. I'M STUFFED. 271 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,975 UNH! BUT THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR PIE. 272 00:11:46,010 --> 00:11:47,143 - DID YOU HEAR THAT, LAVERNE? 273 00:11:47,178 --> 00:11:48,845 DADDY WANTS PIE. 274 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,413 AND WHEN DADDY WANTS PIE, 275 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,014 WE GET HIM PIE. 276 00:11:52,050 --> 00:11:55,151 SO I SUGGEST WE SASHAY INTO THE KITCHEN 277 00:11:55,186 --> 00:11:57,120 AND GET DADDY'S PIE. 278 00:11:59,924 --> 00:12:04,560 - YEAH, I'M A PIE GUY. 279 00:12:04,596 --> 00:12:08,698 - WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE? 280 00:12:08,733 --> 00:12:10,166 - YOU'RE HAVING DINNER WITH MATTHEW. 281 00:12:10,201 --> 00:12:11,901 - AND, ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU. 282 00:12:11,936 --> 00:12:13,469 - I'S JUST TRYIN' TO BE SOCIABLE. 283 00:12:13,505 --> 00:12:15,638 - WELL, BE SOCIABLE ON YOUR OWN TIME, LAVERNE. 284 00:12:15,673 --> 00:12:17,340 YOU TOLD ME YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED IN HIM, 285 00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:19,442 AND THEN YOU COME OVER WITH SOME LAME EXCUSE 286 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,577 AND MONOPOLIZE THE CONVERSATION. 287 00:12:21,613 --> 00:12:23,179 - EXCUSE ME. 288 00:12:23,214 --> 00:12:24,847 THE ONLY THING I AM INTERESTED IN 289 00:12:24,883 --> 00:12:26,883 IS THE INTEGRITY OF MY PIE. 290 00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:29,118 - YOU MEAN, YOUR LITTLE MATTIE PIE. 291 00:12:29,154 --> 00:12:30,286 - HOW DARE YOU? 292 00:12:30,321 --> 00:12:31,787 - HOW DARE I WHAT? 293 00:12:31,823 --> 00:12:34,924 - HOW DARE YOU CALL MY FRIEND A DESSERT? 294 00:12:44,738 --> 00:12:46,705 - [stammering] 295 00:12:49,757 --> 00:12:51,857 YOU CAN LICK YOUR LIPS ALL YOU WANT, PAL. 296 00:12:51,892 --> 00:12:53,392 THIS IS THE LAST PIECE OF PIE. 297 00:12:53,427 --> 00:12:55,027 IT'S MINE. 298 00:12:55,062 --> 00:12:57,022 [knocking on door] 299 00:12:57,054 --> 00:12:59,131 CHARLEY, GO AWAY. IT'S MY PIE. 300 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:01,200 [knocking continues] 301 00:13:01,235 --> 00:13:03,902 HOW DID HE SMELL IT? 302 00:13:03,938 --> 00:13:06,839 [Laverne] - DR. WESTON... 303 00:13:06,874 --> 00:13:08,407 - LAVERNE? 304 00:13:10,277 --> 00:13:13,012 - HI. IS CAROL HERE? I NEED TO TALK TO HER. 305 00:13:13,047 --> 00:13:14,346 - UH, WELL, SHE'S SLEEPING. 306 00:13:14,382 --> 00:13:16,348 - OH, THAT'S EVEN BETTER. 307 00:13:16,384 --> 00:13:18,083 THEN I CAN JUST TELL YOU, AND YOU CAN TELL HER. 308 00:13:18,119 --> 00:13:19,251 - OKAY. 309 00:13:19,286 --> 00:13:22,187 - UH, I REALLY JUST WANTED TO SAY 310 00:13:22,223 --> 00:13:24,023 I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT MY BEHAVIOR TONIGHT. 311 00:13:24,058 --> 00:13:25,991 ALTHOUGH I DO RESENT HER INSINUATION 312 00:13:26,027 --> 00:13:28,093 THAT I DID IT ON PURPOSE WHICH IS NEITHER HERE NOR THERE 313 00:13:28,129 --> 00:13:31,663 BECAUSE MAYBE I DID MESS UP, IN WHICH CASE I DO APOLOGIZE. 314 00:13:31,699 --> 00:13:33,098 OKAY? HAVE A NICE NIGHT NOW. BYE. 315 00:13:33,134 --> 00:13:34,666 - WHOA, WHOA. 316 00:13:34,702 --> 00:13:37,603 JUST-- LAVERNE, JUST A MINUTE. 317 00:13:37,638 --> 00:13:39,571 COME ON. 318 00:13:39,607 --> 00:13:40,739 SIT DOWN WITH ME. 319 00:13:40,775 --> 00:13:42,141 - I DON'T WANNA SIT DOWN. 320 00:13:42,176 --> 00:13:45,244 SITTIN' MEANS WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. 321 00:13:45,279 --> 00:13:46,912 - I THINK WE NEED TO-- 322 00:13:46,947 --> 00:13:49,081 - OKAY, I KNOW. 323 00:13:54,455 --> 00:13:56,588 SO, DID I WRECK THE WHOLE NIGHT? 324 00:13:56,624 --> 00:13:58,657 - WELL, MATT LEFT, CAROL GOT A MIGRAINE, 325 00:13:58,692 --> 00:14:01,860 BUT THAT'S OFTEN THE WAY HER DATES WORK OUT. 326 00:14:03,963 --> 00:14:06,063 - OH, I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE. 327 00:14:10,838 --> 00:14:12,037 - GO AHEAD. EAT MY PIE. 328 00:14:12,073 --> 00:14:14,606 NO SENSE IN ANY OF US BEING HAPPY HERE. 329 00:14:16,277 --> 00:14:18,410 UH, LAVERNE, FORGIVE ME FOR PRYING, 330 00:14:18,446 --> 00:14:21,447 BUT IS THERE SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN YOU AND MATT? 331 00:14:23,414 --> 00:14:25,184 - DOCTOR... 332 00:14:25,219 --> 00:14:27,386 WE ARE JUST FRIENDS. 333 00:14:27,421 --> 00:14:28,587 BUT EVER SINCE HE SHOWED UP, 334 00:14:28,622 --> 00:14:30,222 I JUST CAN'T QUIT THINKIN' ABOUT HIM. 335 00:14:30,257 --> 00:14:32,357 I MEAN, I CAN'T SLEEP. 336 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,559 I CAN'T EAT. 337 00:14:37,932 --> 00:14:42,234 - WELL, TAKE MY MILK IN CASE YOU CAN'T DRINK. 338 00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:46,505 LAVERNE, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 339 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:49,374 I THINK THAT YOU'RE FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND. 340 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,210 - LURLEEN? 341 00:14:54,715 --> 00:14:56,715 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 342 00:14:56,750 --> 00:15:01,320 - DOCTOR, I CANNOT BE IN LOVE WITH LITTLE MATTIE KANE. 343 00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:03,722 - WHY NOT? - BECAUSE WE GREW UP TOGETHER. 344 00:15:03,757 --> 00:15:05,991 WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EACH OTHER. 345 00:15:06,026 --> 00:15:07,926 HE IS MY FRIEND. 346 00:15:07,962 --> 00:15:09,161 - WHAT IF HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU? 347 00:15:09,196 --> 00:15:10,429 - WHAT IF HE AIN'T? 348 00:15:10,464 --> 00:15:12,698 I AIN'T A-RISKIN' IT. CASE CLOSED. 349 00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:15,367 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LAVERNE, LAVERNE, LAVERNE. 350 00:15:15,402 --> 00:15:17,736 THE STRANGE THING ABOUT RISK 351 00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:19,705 IS THAT THE OTHER SIDE IS REGRET. 352 00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:22,841 NOW, CAN YOU LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WONDERING 353 00:15:22,877 --> 00:15:24,343 WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN? 354 00:15:24,378 --> 00:15:25,957 - I DON'T KNOW. 355 00:15:26,614 --> 00:15:28,520 I DON'T KNOW. 356 00:15:35,656 --> 00:15:37,756 - OH, COME ON, DREYF! 357 00:15:50,004 --> 00:15:52,004 - I'M LOOKING FOR A DITZ. 358 00:15:52,039 --> 00:15:54,640 CHARLEY DITZ? 359 00:15:54,675 --> 00:15:56,642 - OH, THAT'S ME, BUT IT'S DIETZ. 360 00:15:56,677 --> 00:15:58,944 - ALL RIGHT. COME ON. LET'S GO. 361 00:15:58,994 --> 00:16:01,795 - WOW, JUST IMAGINE WHAT THIS PLACE MUST BE LIKE 362 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,563 WHEN YOU'RE DOING A CHICK SHOOT. 363 00:16:03,599 --> 00:16:05,131 YOU MUST SPEND THE WHOLE DAY 364 00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:07,267 WIPING THE DROOL OFF THE PHOTOGRAPHER. 365 00:16:07,302 --> 00:16:08,902 - I'M THE PHOTOGRAPHER. 366 00:16:08,937 --> 00:16:11,480 - AND A VERY FINE ONE YOU MUST BE. 367 00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:12,797 - ALL RIGHT, PATTY. 368 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,466 COME ON. LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. 369 00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:16,734 ALL RIGHT, DITZ. OPEN UP YOUR SHIRT. 370 00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,503 JUST SHOW US SOME SKIN. 371 00:16:25,637 --> 00:16:28,271 HMM. HAIRY. 372 00:16:28,307 --> 00:16:31,274 - DAMN. 373 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,676 - LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 374 00:16:32,711 --> 00:16:34,478 ALL RIGHT. DITZ, GIVE ME SOMETHING. 375 00:16:34,513 --> 00:16:35,946 MAKE ME WANT YOU. 376 00:16:41,987 --> 00:16:46,189 OKAY, SHOW ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE SHUFFLEBOARD. 377 00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,325 GOOD. NICE. 378 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:49,960 VERY NICE. OH, THAT'S GOOD. 379 00:16:49,995 --> 00:16:51,495 I LOVE IT, BABY. I LOVE IT, SWEETHEART. 380 00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:52,929 VERY GOOD. LOVELY, LOVELY. 381 00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:54,798 OH, YOU'RE DOING IT FOR ME. YOU'RE DOING IT NOW. 382 00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:57,167 VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD. OKAY, NOW BEND DOWN... 383 00:16:57,202 --> 00:16:58,502 PICK UP THE PUCK. 384 00:16:58,537 --> 00:16:59,669 OKAY, GOOD, GOOD. 385 00:16:59,705 --> 00:17:02,172 NOW, LOOK BACK AT ME BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. 386 00:17:04,576 --> 00:17:05,876 [click] 387 00:17:05,911 --> 00:17:08,745 SORRY, DITZ. THAT ONE WAS JUST FOR ME. 388 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:12,682 - HEY. I'M NOT A PIECE OF MEAT. 389 00:17:12,718 --> 00:17:15,418 - YOU'RE POSING FOR BEEFCAKE MAGAZINE, DITZ. 390 00:17:15,454 --> 00:17:16,853 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 391 00:17:16,889 --> 00:17:18,388 - I DON'T CARE. 392 00:17:18,423 --> 00:17:20,524 I'M STILL A PERSON WITH FEELINGS. 393 00:17:20,559 --> 00:17:21,558 AND IT'S DIETZ. 394 00:17:21,593 --> 00:17:22,692 DIETZ. 395 00:17:22,728 --> 00:17:27,330 AS IN RHYMES WITH... 396 00:17:27,366 --> 00:17:28,798 FEETS. 397 00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:30,634 - OKAY, FEETS. GET DRESSED. 398 00:17:30,669 --> 00:17:31,868 AMATEURS. 399 00:17:39,077 --> 00:17:40,877 - IT'S NOW OR NEVER. 400 00:17:40,913 --> 00:17:42,546 - OH, THANK YOU, ELVIS. 401 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:47,551 - YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU AROUND HERE. 402 00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:50,287 - WELL, YOU JUST HAVE TO COME DOWN TO HICKORY AND PAY A VISIT. 403 00:17:50,322 --> 00:17:52,355 - LIKE I SAID, 404 00:17:52,391 --> 00:17:55,125 I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU AROUND HERE. 405 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,694 - MATT, COME HERE. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP. 406 00:17:57,729 --> 00:17:59,996 - MY PLEASURE, DOCTOR. 407 00:18:00,032 --> 00:18:02,165 - WELL, COME ON. IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY, MAXINE. 408 00:18:02,201 --> 00:18:05,305 LET'S GO INTO THE LOUNGE AND... 409 00:18:05,342 --> 00:18:07,109 LOUNGE. 410 00:18:07,144 --> 00:18:09,444 - COME ON, HARRY. I WANNA STAY. 411 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,714 IT'S LIKE AN EPISODE OF THE YOUNG AND THE REDNECKS. 412 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,917 - JUST-- 413 00:18:19,757 --> 00:18:22,057 - WELL, BERNIE, THIS IS IT. 414 00:18:22,092 --> 00:18:24,259 - YEAH. LOOKS LIKE IT. 415 00:18:24,295 --> 00:18:26,528 LISTEN, MATT, UM, 416 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,030 BEFORE YOU GO, 417 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:31,189 THERE'S BEEN SOMETHING I BEEN MEANIN' TO SAY. 418 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,936 IT'S KINDA HARD. 419 00:18:36,173 --> 00:18:38,340 - WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 420 00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:40,843 - I JUST WANTED TO SAY 421 00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:44,279 HOW REALLY GREAT IT WAS TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 422 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,309 - OH. 423 00:18:49,019 --> 00:18:51,153 I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT. 424 00:18:51,188 --> 00:18:52,955 'CAUSE I WAS THINKIN', UH... 425 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,456 WELL, SAME THING. 426 00:18:54,491 --> 00:18:55,891 - RIGHT... 427 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:59,031 SO, I WANTED TO SAY FROM THE HEART-- 428 00:18:59,063 --> 00:19:00,430 - YES, BERNIE? 429 00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:07,135 - HAVE A REALLY SAFE TRIP. 430 00:19:07,171 --> 00:19:09,771 - OH. 431 00:19:09,807 --> 00:19:11,473 WELL, OKAY THEN. 432 00:19:15,079 --> 00:19:16,378 - MATT? 433 00:19:16,413 --> 00:19:17,679 - YEAH. 434 00:19:17,715 --> 00:19:20,315 - MATT... 435 00:19:20,351 --> 00:19:22,885 I THINK I LOVE... 436 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,520 MY SNOW GLOBE. 437 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,300 - GREAT. 438 00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:32,661 WELL, I GOTTA GO. 439 00:19:32,696 --> 00:19:34,830 - RIGHT. 440 00:19:34,865 --> 00:19:36,732 BYE-BYE. 441 00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:38,066 - BYE. 442 00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:44,722 - CHICKEN. 443 00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:47,843 CHICKEN, CHICKEN, 444 00:19:47,878 --> 00:19:51,847 CHICKEN, CHICKEN, CHICKEN, CHICKEN. 445 00:19:51,882 --> 00:19:54,383 - LAVERNE... - DOCTOR, I CHOKED. 446 00:19:54,418 --> 00:19:56,285 HE'S GONE. DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 447 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,287 CHICKEN! - WAIT NOW, COME ON, LAVERNE. 448 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,223 PLEASE, DEAR, COME ON. DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 449 00:20:01,258 --> 00:20:02,858 WHAT IF YOU HAD ANOTHER CHANCE? 450 00:20:02,893 --> 00:20:04,526 WOULD YOU TELL HIM? - I DON'T KNOW. 451 00:20:04,561 --> 00:20:05,861 - OH, GOD. CHICKEN! 452 00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:07,029 - ALL RIGHT. YES I WOULD. 453 00:20:07,064 --> 00:20:08,230 - FINE. LET'S GO. 454 00:20:08,265 --> 00:20:10,198 COME ON. LET'S GO. MOVE. COME ON. 455 00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:12,034 OH, OKAY, WE MADE IT. 456 00:20:12,069 --> 00:20:13,235 - NO THANKS TO YOU. 457 00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:15,203 YOU'S A-DRIVIN' SO SLOW, BUSHES WAS A-PASSIN' US. 458 00:20:15,239 --> 00:20:17,272 - OH, JUST-- 459 00:20:19,376 --> 00:20:20,542 [beeping] - I'M SORRY, MISS. 460 00:20:20,577 --> 00:20:21,610 CAN YOU STEP BACK THROUGH? 461 00:20:21,645 --> 00:20:24,417 - YEAH, IT'S MY STETHOSCOPE. 462 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,050 [beeping] OH. 463 00:20:28,085 --> 00:20:30,319 - FINAL BOARDING CALL FOR FLIGHT 127 TO HICKORY, 464 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,420 LITTLE ROCK AND TULSA. 465 00:20:31,455 --> 00:20:32,788 - GO ON, DOCTOR. 466 00:20:32,823 --> 00:20:33,822 CATCH THAT PLANE, GET ON IT, 467 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,324 DO WHATEVER IT TAKES, TELL HIM... 468 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:38,393 TELL HIM I REALLY LIKE HIM A LOT. 469 00:20:38,429 --> 00:20:41,596 - LAVERNE... - OKAY, TELL HIM I LOVE HIM. 470 00:20:41,632 --> 00:20:43,131 OH, COME ON. CAN'T YOU LET ME GO THROUGH? 471 00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:44,533 - OH, YEAH, THE OLD 472 00:20:44,568 --> 00:20:46,668 "LET ME THROUGH, I HAVE TO TELL HIM I LOVE HIM" PLOY. 473 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,538 NO, SIR. I'M NOT MAKING THAT MISTAKE AGAIN. 474 00:20:51,408 --> 00:20:53,241 - MATTHEW! 475 00:20:53,277 --> 00:20:55,717 - BERNIE? 476 00:20:56,008 --> 00:20:57,379 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 477 00:20:57,414 --> 00:20:59,181 - WELL... 478 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,816 WHAT I CAME TO SAY IS-- 479 00:21:00,851 --> 00:21:03,118 WELL, WANTED TO SAY-- 480 00:21:03,153 --> 00:21:05,387 WHAT I'VE FINALLY COME TO REALIZE IS-- 481 00:21:05,422 --> 00:21:06,555 - TAKE YOUR TIME. 482 00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:09,394 IT'S NOT LIKE HE HAS A PLANE TO CATCH. 483 00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:11,727 LOOK, SHE LOVES YOU. 484 00:21:14,798 --> 00:21:15,931 - BERNIE? 485 00:21:15,966 --> 00:21:18,233 - WELL, I MEAN-- 486 00:21:18,268 --> 00:21:19,735 YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T FEEL THE SAME, 487 00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:23,672 WE COULD STILL BE FRIENDS. - [laughing] 488 00:21:23,707 --> 00:21:25,207 GOOD LUCK. 489 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,742 ONCE YOU SAY THE "L" WORD, 490 00:21:26,777 --> 00:21:28,210 THERE'S NO GOING BACK. 491 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,644 - EXCUSE ME. DO YOU MIND? 492 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:33,982 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, LAVERNE. 493 00:21:33,984 --> 00:21:35,884 EXCEPT... 494 00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:38,153 I LOVE YOU TOO. 495 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,024 [beeping] 496 00:21:42,059 --> 00:21:44,026 - I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU 497 00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:46,161 BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND. 498 00:21:46,196 --> 00:21:49,231 NOW GET THE HELL OFF MY METAL DETECTOR. 499 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,467 OH-OH, BOYFRIEND, LOOKS LIKE YOUR PLANE JUST LEFT. 500 00:21:52,503 --> 00:21:55,170 - WELL, THAT'S OKAY. 501 00:21:55,205 --> 00:21:57,706 I THINK I'LL STICK AROUND A WHILE. 502 00:22:05,311 --> 00:22:06,982 - WAIT A SECOND. 503 00:22:07,017 --> 00:22:08,884 WHAT ABOUT DR. WESTON? 504 00:22:08,919 --> 00:22:12,854 - OH, MY GOD. I'M GOING TO HICKORY. 505 00:22:18,016 --> 00:22:19,875 - WOW... 506 00:22:19,936 --> 00:22:23,204 YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF INTEGRITY. 507 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,373 - THANK YOU. 508 00:22:25,409 --> 00:22:28,343 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK ANYBODY SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE THAT 509 00:22:28,378 --> 00:22:30,132 AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT. 510 00:22:30,159 --> 00:22:32,426 IT'S NOT NICE. 511 00:22:32,461 --> 00:22:34,595 - I LIKE YOU. 512 00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:36,263 YOU'VE GOT CLASS. 513 00:22:36,298 --> 00:22:38,699 - YOU KNOW, THE OLD ME MIGHT HAVE MADE 514 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:40,768 SOME SLEAZY REMARK ABOUT YOUR LEGS 515 00:22:40,803 --> 00:22:43,837 OR CALL YOUR HOOTERS FUN BAGS. 516 00:22:47,977 --> 00:22:50,344 BUT THAT WOULD BE WRONG. 517 00:22:50,394 --> 00:22:54,944 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35366

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