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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,530 --> 00:00:09,597 - ARE YOU FINISHED WITH THE SPORTS SECTION YET? 2 00:00:09,632 --> 00:00:12,166 - YEAH! OH, WELL, GOOD! LET'S GO! 3 00:00:12,202 --> 00:00:13,401 HERE, HOW ABOUT--- 4 00:00:13,436 --> 00:00:14,936 YOU WANNA PLAY PATTY-CAKE? - YEAH. 5 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:19,173 - OKAY, READY? PATTY-CAKE, PATTY-CAKE, BAKER'S MAN... 6 00:00:19,209 --> 00:00:20,575 - [squealing] 7 00:00:20,610 --> 00:00:22,110 - OKAY, WAIT, HEY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 8 00:00:22,145 --> 00:00:24,712 I KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO. A HORSEY RIDE! 9 00:00:24,748 --> 00:00:26,647 - YEAH! - DO A HORSEY RIDE? YAY! 10 00:00:26,683 --> 00:00:29,817 LET'S GO! HORSEY RIDE! HEY! 11 00:00:29,853 --> 00:00:32,787 [humming William Tell Overture] 12 00:00:32,822 --> 00:00:35,323 WHOA, HORSEY! WHOA! 13 00:00:35,358 --> 00:00:39,227 ALL RIGHT, SCOTTY, GO TO THE STABLES AND HAVE SOME OATS. 14 00:00:39,262 --> 00:00:41,396 - WELL, DADDY, I FINISHED MY LIST. 15 00:00:41,431 --> 00:00:43,631 DO YOU NEED ANYTHING FROM THE VALUE-SIZE DISCOUNT CLUB? 16 00:00:43,666 --> 00:00:45,600 CAROL, YOU JUST WENT THERE YESTERDAY. 17 00:00:45,635 --> 00:00:46,768 I THOUGHT YOU BOUGHT IN BULK 18 00:00:46,803 --> 00:00:48,369 SO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SHOP AS OFTEN. 19 00:00:48,405 --> 00:00:51,039 - BUT I LOVE IT THERE, DADDY. 20 00:00:51,074 --> 00:00:53,941 - BUT EVERYTHING'S SO...BIG! 21 00:00:53,977 --> 00:00:58,880 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A DRUM OF YOGURT? 22 00:00:58,915 --> 00:01:01,783 THE FRUIT'S AT THE BOTTOM, CAROL. WAY AT THE BOTTOM. 23 00:01:01,818 --> 00:01:05,953 YOU'VE GOT TO SINK A WELL TO GET A STRAWBERRY. 24 00:01:05,989 --> 00:01:08,656 - SILLY HYPERBOLIZING DADDY. 25 00:01:08,691 --> 00:01:09,991 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH? 26 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:12,093 IF WE BRING TWO CARS, WE CAN GET TWICE AS MUCH. 27 00:01:12,128 --> 00:01:14,929 - NO, NO, NO, NO, WE CAN'T, WE CAN'T, NO. 28 00:01:14,964 --> 00:01:16,764 NO, I THINK SCOTTY AND I ARE GONNA GO TO THE PARK 29 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,801 AND HAVE A LITTLE BULK FUN. 30 00:01:19,836 --> 00:01:22,103 - ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T FORGET SCOTTY'S SUNSCREEN. 31 00:01:26,509 --> 00:01:28,476 - CAN'T YOU PUT IT IN A SMALLER BOTTLE? 32 00:01:28,511 --> 00:01:31,112 - I DID. 33 00:01:31,147 --> 00:01:35,249 34 00:01:35,285 --> 00:01:39,153 - LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE 35 00:01:39,189 --> 00:01:43,257 JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY 36 00:01:43,293 --> 00:01:47,195 ONE BY ONE WE FILL THE DAYS 37 00:01:47,230 --> 00:01:50,998 WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 38 00:01:51,034 --> 00:01:54,802 SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND 39 00:01:54,838 --> 00:01:57,638 THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE 40 00:01:57,674 --> 00:02:00,475 I'M ALWAYS HERE 41 00:02:00,510 --> 00:02:06,514 FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED 42 00:02:06,549 --> 00:02:10,384 RAIN OR SHINE, I'LL BE THE ONE 43 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:14,755 TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 44 00:02:14,791 --> 00:02:17,492 WE SHARE IT ALL 45 00:02:17,527 --> 00:02:21,996 AS LIFE GOES ON 46 00:02:34,805 --> 00:02:37,706 - GREAT GOING, SCOTTY! 47 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:42,177 YEAH, MY SCOTTY! MY BIG BOY! 48 00:02:42,212 --> 00:02:43,445 THAT RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT! 49 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:46,548 THAT'S THE WAY TO SIT RIGHT DOWN... 50 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:50,719 ON THE SAND CASTLE GRANDPA JUST MADE FOR YOU. 51 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,121 NO, SCOTTY, SCOTTY, GIVE THE BALL BACK TO THE LITTLE GIRL. 52 00:02:53,156 --> 00:02:56,091 SCOTTY! SCOTTY! GIVE IT BACK. 53 00:02:56,126 --> 00:02:58,193 - SAY THANK YOU, AMANDA. 54 00:02:58,228 --> 00:03:00,328 THAT'S A GOOD GIRL! 55 00:03:00,364 --> 00:03:02,130 NO, DON'T THROW THE BALL TO ME, HONEY. 56 00:03:02,165 --> 00:03:03,331 NO, DON'T THROW THE BALL TO ME. 57 00:03:03,367 --> 00:03:06,501 NO, NO, NOT TO ME--OH, GOD! 58 00:03:06,536 --> 00:03:08,536 SHE THREW THE BALL TO ME. 59 00:03:08,572 --> 00:03:12,107 - NICE CATCH. - HM...THANKS. 60 00:03:12,142 --> 00:03:13,575 [exhales] 61 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,444 - OH, YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER. 62 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:17,746 - GRANDDAUGHTER. 63 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,481 - REALLY? - MM-HM. 64 00:03:19,516 --> 00:03:22,117 AND YOU HAVE A GREAT-LOOKING SON. 65 00:03:22,152 --> 00:03:26,221 - YEAH, THANK YOU. 66 00:03:26,256 --> 00:03:28,289 ACTUALLY, HE'S MY GRANDSON. 67 00:03:28,325 --> 00:03:32,761 - ACTUALLY... NO KIDDING. 68 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,996 OOH! A REDHEAD, HUH? 69 00:03:35,031 --> 00:03:37,198 I USED TO HAVE ONE LIKE HIM. 70 00:03:37,234 --> 00:03:39,901 IS HE PART RETRIEVER? - ARE YOU--ARE YOU KIDDING? 71 00:03:39,936 --> 00:03:41,403 WATCH THIS. 72 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:43,238 WATCH THIS...ALL RIGHT. 73 00:03:43,273 --> 00:03:45,740 OKAY, DREYF...READY? 74 00:03:45,776 --> 00:03:46,975 FETCH! 75 00:03:50,013 --> 00:03:51,312 DREYF, FETCH! 76 00:03:55,085 --> 00:03:56,651 ALL RIGHT, THEN... 77 00:03:56,686 --> 00:03:59,354 PLAY DEAD. 78 00:03:59,389 --> 00:04:02,957 - [laughs] 79 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:06,694 I'M AN ANIMAL TRAINER BY PROFESSION. 80 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:08,463 - I HOPE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO FALL BACK ON. 81 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,998 - YEAH. 82 00:04:10,033 --> 00:04:11,399 - I'M GWEN LANGLEY. 83 00:04:11,435 --> 00:04:14,602 HARRY WESTON. IT'S, UH... 84 00:04:14,638 --> 00:04:16,004 VERY NICE TO MEET YA. 85 00:04:16,039 --> 00:04:17,672 - AND YOU. 86 00:04:17,707 --> 00:04:19,874 [sighs] 87 00:04:19,910 --> 00:04:22,277 OH, BOY, LOOK AT THOSE KIDS! 88 00:04:22,312 --> 00:04:24,512 AREN'T THEY HITTING IT OFF? - YES. 89 00:04:24,548 --> 00:04:26,414 OH, OH, NOW--NOW THEY-- THEY'RE JUST HITTING. 90 00:04:26,450 --> 00:04:28,683 SCOTTY, STOP! - AMANDA, STOP THAT! 91 00:04:28,718 --> 00:04:31,052 WELL, I THINK I SHOULD GET GOING. 92 00:04:31,087 --> 00:04:33,788 AMANDA'S BEEN IN THE SANDBOX SO LONG SHE THINKS SHE OWNS IT. 93 00:04:33,824 --> 00:04:36,491 - YEAH, WELL, I SAW HER COLLECTING RENT FROM SCOTTY. 94 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,759 YEP. 95 00:04:37,794 --> 00:04:40,195 - WELL, MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU HERE AGAIN SOMETIME. 96 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:42,230 - OH, MAYBE. - WELL, I'LL BE HERE TOMORROW. 97 00:04:42,265 --> 00:04:45,066 - OH, I MIGHT BE HERE. - GOOD! THEN I MIGHT SEE YOU. 98 00:04:45,101 --> 00:04:47,068 - OH! YEAH, YOU MIGHT. 99 00:04:47,103 --> 00:04:49,370 - WELL...BYE. - BYE. 100 00:04:54,144 --> 00:04:56,311 NO! SCOTTY! SCOTTY! [whistling] 101 00:04:56,346 --> 00:04:59,247 THEY'RE GOING HOME! 102 00:04:59,282 --> 00:05:01,549 SCOTTY! YOU LIVE WITH US! 103 00:05:01,585 --> 00:05:04,586 JUST COME...TO... COME HERE, SCOTTY! 104 00:05:11,358 --> 00:05:13,525 - WHAT IS THAT? - A BIRD. 105 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,859 - I CAN SEE THAT. 106 00:05:14,895 --> 00:05:16,494 WHAT THE HELL IS IT DOING IN MY CLINIC? 107 00:05:16,530 --> 00:05:18,696 - WELL, I FOUND HIM OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT, 108 00:05:18,732 --> 00:05:20,598 AND I COULD SEE HE HAD A LITTLE HITCH IN HIS GET-ALONG. 109 00:05:20,634 --> 00:05:22,066 SO I TOOK HIM TO THE VET. 110 00:05:22,102 --> 00:05:23,668 SAID ALL HE NEEDED WAS SOME TLC. 111 00:05:23,703 --> 00:05:25,870 - LET ME REPHRASE MY QUESTION. 112 00:05:25,906 --> 00:05:28,506 WHAT IS IT HELL IS IT DOING IN MY CLINIC? 113 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:30,375 - I COULDN'T LEAVE HIM AT MY HOUSE. 114 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:31,676 MY CAT MIGHT EAT HIM. 115 00:05:31,711 --> 00:05:35,013 - SO? YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST THE FOOD CHAIN? 116 00:05:35,048 --> 00:05:37,916 - DOCTOR. - ALL RIGHT. 117 00:05:37,951 --> 00:05:41,352 HOLD THE CAT AND GIVE THE BIRD A 10-MINUTE HEAD START. 118 00:05:41,388 --> 00:05:42,687 - STOP THAT! 119 00:05:42,722 --> 00:05:44,422 NOW, HE'S ONLY GONNA BE HERE TEMPORARILY. 120 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:46,324 I'M GONNA RUN AN AD AND FIND HIS RIGHTFUL OWNER, 121 00:05:46,359 --> 00:05:47,859 SO I DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 122 00:05:47,894 --> 00:05:50,195 - THE PROBLEM IS BIRDS! I HATE 'EM! 123 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:53,565 - HAVE YOU KNOWN MANY? 124 00:05:53,597 --> 00:05:55,182 LAVERNE, I'M FROM NEW YORK. 125 00:05:55,202 --> 00:05:57,502 THE PIGEON CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. 126 00:05:57,537 --> 00:05:59,552 THEY'RE SO CREEPY. THEY TAKE OFF 127 00:05:59,591 --> 00:06:02,140 MAKING THAT FLA-FLA-FLAPPIN' SOUND. 128 00:06:02,175 --> 00:06:03,608 THEY FLY AROUND YOUR HEAD 129 00:06:03,643 --> 00:06:07,445 WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO PECK YOUR EYES OUT. 130 00:06:07,481 --> 00:06:10,482 - HE IS NOT A PIGEON. HE IS AN AFRICAN GREY PARROT. 131 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:11,783 - [chirping] PRETTY GIRL. 132 00:06:11,818 --> 00:06:14,652 - OH, GOD! IT TALKS. 133 00:06:19,926 --> 00:06:22,827 - WHERE'S CAROL? SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE AN HOUR AGO. 134 00:06:22,863 --> 00:06:24,863 - MAN, I LOVE THAT DISCOUNT CLUB! 135 00:06:24,898 --> 00:06:28,399 LOOK AT THIS, SOPHIA! COLD CUTS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE! 136 00:06:28,435 --> 00:06:32,036 IT'S LIKE "THE GOOD SHIP BALONEY-POP." 137 00:06:32,072 --> 00:06:33,738 - I KNOW, IT'S GREAT. 138 00:06:33,773 --> 00:06:36,307 CAROL GETS ME POLIGRIP AT 35 CENTS AN OUNCE. 139 00:06:36,343 --> 00:06:38,710 AND I SELL IT ON THE STREET FOR 75. 140 00:06:38,745 --> 00:06:42,847 AND IF I CUT IT, I CAN MAKE A REAL KILLING. 141 00:06:42,883 --> 00:06:45,016 YOU GOT THE STUFF? 142 00:06:45,051 --> 00:06:47,418 - THERE IS NO STUFF. - WHAT HAPPENED? 143 00:06:47,454 --> 00:06:49,454 - I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE CHECK-OUT LINE 144 00:06:49,489 --> 00:06:51,689 WHEN I SPOTTED A SUPERCASE OF MOTOR OIL. 145 00:06:51,725 --> 00:06:54,192 FORTY-EIGHT CANS FOR 7 DOLLARS. 146 00:06:54,227 --> 00:06:56,094 THAT'S LESS THAN 15 CENTS A CAN. 147 00:06:56,129 --> 00:06:57,795 - WHY DO YOU NEED MOTOR OIL? 148 00:06:57,831 --> 00:06:59,197 - DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? 149 00:06:59,232 --> 00:07:01,165 I SAID IT WAS LESS THAN 15 CENTS A CAN. 150 00:07:01,201 --> 00:07:03,768 ANYWAY, THERE IT WAS ON THE TOP SHELF 151 00:07:03,803 --> 00:07:05,603 JUST OUT OF MY REACH. 152 00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:08,447 THE MORE I STRETCHED, THE FARTHER AWAY IT SEEMED. 153 00:07:08,475 --> 00:07:09,874 - OH, THE STORY OF MY LIFE. 154 00:07:11,367 --> 00:07:13,205 - THERE WAS NO ONE AROUND TO HELP. 155 00:07:13,242 --> 00:07:17,044 AND I WASN'T ABOUT TO LEAVE MY MOTOR OIL. 156 00:07:17,079 --> 00:07:20,814 THAT'S WHEN I SAW THE FORKLIFT. 157 00:07:20,850 --> 00:07:22,549 IT WHISPERED... 158 00:07:22,585 --> 00:07:26,920 "CAROL, I CAN HELP. DRIVE ME." 159 00:07:26,956 --> 00:07:28,155 THE NEXT THING I KNEW, 160 00:07:28,190 --> 00:07:30,457 SHELVES WERE CRASHING, PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING 161 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:31,959 THERE WAS OIL EVERYWHERE. 162 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:33,527 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY WERE SO UPSET, 163 00:07:33,562 --> 00:07:37,164 THEY'VE GOT PAPER TOWELS UP THE GAZOO! 164 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:39,666 - SO, NO POLIGRIP? 165 00:07:39,702 --> 00:07:41,969 I GOT PEOPLE WAITING AT SHADY PINES. 166 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:44,605 BIG PEOPLE WITH LOOSE TEETH. 167 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,007 I'M DEAD. 168 00:07:47,042 --> 00:07:49,410 - AH! WHERE'S SCOTTY? - DADDY... 169 00:07:49,445 --> 00:07:51,578 I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM MY DISCOUNT CLUB. 170 00:07:51,614 --> 00:07:53,180 - HALLELUJAH. 171 00:07:53,215 --> 00:07:55,249 WHERE'S SCOTTY? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE PARK. 172 00:07:55,284 --> 00:07:56,817 - HE'S TAKING A NAP. - AGAIN? 173 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:58,986 HE TOOK A NAP YESTERDAY! 174 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:02,589 - DADDY, YOU'VE BEEN TO THE PARK EVERY DAY THIS WEEK. 175 00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:04,558 - WAIT A MINUTE. 176 00:08:04,593 --> 00:08:08,829 COLOGNE. NEW SPORTS JACKET. YOUR SHOES ARE SHINED. 177 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,731 HEY, I CAN PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER. 178 00:08:10,766 --> 00:08:15,269 YOU'RE GOING TO THE PARK FOR A JOB INTERVIEW! 179 00:08:15,304 --> 00:08:18,005 - I HAPPENED TO HAVE MET SOMEONE AND WE KIND OF HIT IT OFF. 180 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,473 - OH, WELL THAT'S SMART. 181 00:08:19,508 --> 00:08:23,010 IT'S ALWAYS EASIER TO GET A JOB FROM SOMEONE WHO LIKES YOU. 182 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,513 - SO, DADDY, WHO IS SHE? 183 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,982 - WELL, SCOTTY WAS PLAYING WITH HER GRANDDAUGHTER, 184 00:08:29,018 --> 00:08:31,785 WE WERE SITTING TOGETHER AND WE, UH... 185 00:08:31,821 --> 00:08:33,387 WE STRUCK UP A CONVERSATION. 186 00:08:33,422 --> 00:08:38,358 - A GRANDMA? EW! 187 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:40,727 - CHARLEY, I HAPPEN TO BE A GRANDPA. 188 00:08:40,763 --> 00:08:45,032 - EW! WRINKLE MANIA! 189 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,634 - YOU THINK SCOTTY'S AWAKE YET? 190 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:49,536 - I THINK WE WOULD'VE HEARD HIM. - YEAH, WELL... 191 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:52,906 MAYBE I'LL JUST GO CHECK. 192 00:08:52,942 --> 00:08:55,375 [shouting] SCOTTY, ARE YOU AWAKE? HUH? 193 00:08:55,411 --> 00:08:58,011 YOUR GRANDPA'S HOME! 194 00:09:01,784 --> 00:09:05,018 - NO, WAIT, WAIT, GWEN, GWEN, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, 195 00:09:05,054 --> 00:09:07,754 OUR ROWBOAT HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY! 196 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:09,556 - IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 197 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:12,059 - OH, COME ON! THEY CUT ME OFF ON PURPOSE! 198 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:15,429 - HARRY, THEY WERE DUCKS! 199 00:09:15,464 --> 00:09:18,432 - FINE, TAKE THEIR SIDE. 200 00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:21,034 ANYHOW, I NEED DRY SOCKS. 201 00:09:21,180 --> 00:09:25,115 - YES, I CAN HEAR YOU SQUISHING. 202 00:09:32,414 --> 00:09:35,115 - I SHOULD--I SHOULD-- I SHOULD GO GET MY SEX. 203 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:38,552 MY SOCKS! I'M GETTING-- I'M GETTING SOCKS! SOCKS! 204 00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:43,683 - HOW ARE YA? 205 00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:45,918 WHO ARE YA? 206 00:09:45,954 --> 00:09:48,855 - WHO ARE YOU? - I'M CHARLEY. I LIVE NEXT DOOR. 207 00:09:48,890 --> 00:09:50,022 - OH, HI! I'M GWEN. 208 00:09:50,058 --> 00:09:52,525 - OH, GWEN, HA HA... WHAT A COINCIDENCE! 209 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:55,027 YOU KNOW, HARRY'S DATING SOME OLD BROAD NAMED GWEN. 210 00:09:55,063 --> 00:09:56,562 - OH, AN OLD BROAD, HUH? 211 00:09:56,598 --> 00:09:57,930 - YEAH, SHE MUST BE LOADED. 212 00:09:57,966 --> 00:09:59,665 HE GOES TO SEE HER AT THE PARK EVERY DAY. 213 00:09:59,701 --> 00:10:00,967 - MAYBE HE LIKES HER. 214 00:10:01,002 --> 00:10:02,402 - I LIKE DINOSAURS, 215 00:10:02,437 --> 00:10:04,971 BUT I WOULDN'T WANNA DATE ONE. 216 00:10:05,006 --> 00:10:08,141 - EXCEPT MAYBE BARNEY. HE'S RICH. 217 00:10:08,176 --> 00:10:10,009 - WHO'S--WHO'S RICH? 218 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:12,645 - CHARLEY WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT DINOSAURS. 219 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:16,115 LIKE THE ONE YOU'RE DATING. 220 00:10:16,151 --> 00:10:18,151 - CHARLEY WAS JUST LEAVING. 221 00:10:18,186 --> 00:10:19,952 - NO, I WASN'T. - NOW, YES YOU ARE! 222 00:10:19,988 --> 00:10:22,588 GET OUT! COME ON. 223 00:10:22,624 --> 00:10:25,825 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! 224 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:27,760 YOU'RE GWEN! 225 00:10:27,796 --> 00:10:29,262 GWEN, GWEN! 226 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:30,663 - BYE-BYE. 227 00:10:33,935 --> 00:10:35,435 I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. 228 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:36,969 - HARRY, WHAT'S THIS FOR? 229 00:10:37,005 --> 00:10:40,306 - UH, WE MET ONE WEEK AGO TODAY AND IT'S--HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. 230 00:10:40,341 --> 00:10:43,676 - OH, IT'S A LITTLE PARK BENCH. 231 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,145 OH, HARRY, YOU'RE SO SWEET. 232 00:10:52,353 --> 00:10:54,954 UH, SO WHERE ARE CAROL AND SCOTTY? 233 00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:56,389 - UH, THEY'LL BE BACK TONIGHT. 234 00:10:56,424 --> 00:10:57,890 CAROL'S OFF TRYING TO GET A MEMBERSHIP 235 00:10:57,926 --> 00:11:00,426 IN THE VALUE-SIZE DISCOUNT CLUB OF... 236 00:11:00,462 --> 00:11:03,062 I DON'T KNOW--ORLANDO. 237 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:04,764 - YOU KNOW WHAT, HARRY? 238 00:11:04,799 --> 00:11:06,999 I THINK I JUST CAME UP WITH A PERFECT WAY 239 00:11:07,035 --> 00:11:08,968 FOR US TO CELEBRATE OUR ANNIVERSARY. 240 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:11,137 - HOW? 241 00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:12,905 - SHOW ME THE REST OF YOUR HOUSE. 242 00:11:17,946 --> 00:11:20,046 - LET ME CALL YOU SWEETHEART 243 00:11:20,081 --> 00:11:22,615 I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU 244 00:11:22,650 --> 00:11:26,652 LET ME HEAR YOU WHISPER THAT YOU LOVE ME TOO 245 00:11:26,688 --> 00:11:28,221 OH, DREYF! COME--COME OVER HERE! 246 00:11:28,256 --> 00:11:29,722 - OH, IT'S OKAY. 247 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:33,426 - NOT IT'S NOT. EVERY TIME I SING HE TRIES TO RUN AWAY. 248 00:11:33,461 --> 00:11:35,294 OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! 249 00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:38,698 - NOT BAD. USUALLY, I'M IN THE OFFICE AT THIS TIME. 250 00:11:38,733 --> 00:11:41,467 - EVEN ON WEEKENDS? - ALL THE TIME. 251 00:11:41,503 --> 00:11:44,770 MY WIFE IS THREATENING TO RENT OUT MY SIDE OF THE BED. 252 00:11:44,806 --> 00:11:47,940 AMAZING HOW KIDS LOVE THAT SANDBOX, ISN'T IT? 253 00:11:47,976 --> 00:11:49,442 - YEAH...YEAH. 254 00:11:49,477 --> 00:11:51,077 - WELL, WHICH ONE IS YOURS? 255 00:11:51,112 --> 00:11:52,378 - THAT ONE. 256 00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:55,748 PLAY NICE, AMANDA! DON'T FIGHT! 257 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:59,452 - A-AMANDA? - YEAH. 258 00:11:59,487 --> 00:12:01,087 - YOUR--YOUR DAUGHTER? 259 00:12:01,122 --> 00:12:03,389 - GRANDDAUGHTER. 260 00:12:03,424 --> 00:12:05,091 HE'S A GOOD-LOOKING DOG, ALL RIGHT! 261 00:12:05,126 --> 00:12:07,393 WE USED TO HAVE A REDHEAD. 262 00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:08,928 MY WIFE GWEN AND I. 263 00:12:08,963 --> 00:12:12,932 GWEN KEEPS ASKING FOR ANOTHER ONE, BUT I DON'T KNOW. 264 00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:14,700 WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOY? 265 00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:22,984 ANYHOW, IT GOT TO THE POINT WHERE GWEN AND I WERE... 266 00:12:23,014 --> 00:12:24,147 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. 267 00:12:24,182 --> 00:12:27,150 SHE SAID, I SAID. SHE SAID, I SAID. 268 00:12:27,185 --> 00:12:28,985 THEN WE STOPPED TALKING TO EACH OTHER. 269 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:30,320 DO YOU REALLY WANNA HEAR ALL THIS? 270 00:12:30,355 --> 00:12:32,255 - WELL, ACTUALLY, IT IS- IT IS GETTING KIND OF LATE 271 00:12:32,290 --> 00:12:34,290 AND I DID PROMISE MY DAUGHTER-- - THE TRUTH OF IT IS... 272 00:12:34,326 --> 00:12:36,092 NEITHER ONE OF US HAS BEEN VERY HAPPY. 273 00:12:36,127 --> 00:12:37,827 ALTHOUGH, WHEN I GOT HOME LAST NIGHT, 274 00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:39,996 GWEN HAD A GREAT BIG SMILE ON HER FACE. 275 00:12:40,031 --> 00:12:42,832 - [nervous chuckle] OKAY. 276 00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:44,000 UH, WHAT DO YOU SAY, DREYF? 277 00:12:44,035 --> 00:12:46,102 TIME FOR A LITTLE EXERCISE! 278 00:12:46,137 --> 00:12:48,504 COME ON...COME ON. 279 00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:51,007 - ALL I KNOW IS, I STILL LOVE HER. 280 00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:52,375 - [exhales] 281 00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:55,845 WHO CAN BLAME YOU? SHE'S--SHE'S WONDERFUL. 282 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,448 I MEAN, UH, I MEAN, SHE SOUNDS... 283 00:12:58,483 --> 00:13:01,017 FROM WHAT YOU SAID. 284 00:13:01,052 --> 00:13:02,752 WELL, IT WAS-- IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. 285 00:13:02,787 --> 00:13:03,920 - OH, YOU TOO. 286 00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:05,254 YOU KNOW, GWEN'S RIGHT. 287 00:13:05,290 --> 00:13:07,757 YOU OPEN UP, YOU MEET NICE PEOPLE. 288 00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:10,593 - YEAH...WELL... 289 00:13:10,628 --> 00:13:12,528 COME ON, DREYF, LET'S GO HOME! 290 00:13:12,564 --> 00:13:14,163 COME ON...COME ON. 291 00:13:17,802 --> 00:13:19,635 - DOCTOR, I HATE RUNNIN' OUT ON YOU LIKE THIS, 292 00:13:19,671 --> 00:13:21,938 BUT YOU KNOW I'VE HAD THESE TICKETS FOR A MONTH. 293 00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:23,973 - OH, I UNDERSTAND, LAVERNE. 294 00:13:24,008 --> 00:13:28,444 IT'S NOT EVERY DAY THE FUNNY CARS COME TO TOWN. 295 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,214 - I'M GONNA GET SHIRLEY "CHA CHA" MULDOWNEY 296 00:13:31,249 --> 00:13:33,950 TO AUTOGRAPH MY DRAG CHUTE. 297 00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:35,952 - YOU BOUGHT YOUR OWN DRAG CHUTE? 298 00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:39,956 - DON'T BE SILLY. IT COME FREE WITH THE ASBESTOS SUIT. 299 00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:41,958 [blowing kisses] 300 00:13:41,993 --> 00:13:43,459 - [wolf whistle] 301 00:13:43,495 --> 00:13:45,128 - OH, AIN'T THAT THE CUTEST THING? 302 00:13:45,163 --> 00:13:47,497 - NO, THAT AIN'T THE CUTEST THING! 303 00:13:47,532 --> 00:13:49,132 WHEN ARE YOU GETTING RID OF THAT VULTURE? 304 00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:51,300 - AS SOON AS SOMEONE COMES TO CLAIM HIM. 305 00:13:51,336 --> 00:13:53,703 - OH, I BET YOU NEVER EVEN RAN AN AD. 306 00:13:53,738 --> 00:13:55,838 - OH, YEAH? 307 00:13:55,874 --> 00:13:58,040 JUST LOOK RIGHT HERE. 308 00:13:58,076 --> 00:14:00,710 - FOUND. AFRICAN GREY. 309 00:14:00,745 --> 00:14:02,111 THAT'S IT? 310 00:14:02,147 --> 00:14:03,646 AFRICAN GREY? 311 00:14:03,681 --> 00:14:05,415 YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT WAS A BIRD! 312 00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:09,419 THIS COULD BE... NELSON MANDELA! 313 00:14:09,454 --> 00:14:12,588 - THE RIGHTFUL OWNER WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 314 00:14:15,193 --> 00:14:17,260 - YEAH, RIGHT! 315 00:14:17,295 --> 00:14:20,596 WHO ARE YOU LOOKING AT? - [wolf whistle] 316 00:14:20,632 --> 00:14:22,331 - I WONDER HOW YOU WOULD TASTE 317 00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:25,935 IN THE COLONEL'S 11 HERBS AND SPICES. 318 00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:28,538 - [chirping] PRETTY GIRL! 319 00:14:28,573 --> 00:14:29,872 - SHUT UP! 320 00:14:29,908 --> 00:14:33,709 - PRETTY GIRL. - UGLY BIRD. 321 00:14:33,745 --> 00:14:36,179 - PRETTY GIRL. - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 322 00:14:36,214 --> 00:14:37,380 YOU GOING TO SLEEP. 323 00:14:41,119 --> 00:14:43,119 - [snoring] 324 00:14:47,225 --> 00:14:50,526 - [laughing] 325 00:14:50,562 --> 00:14:52,528 YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY. 326 00:14:52,564 --> 00:14:54,363 WELL, YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. 327 00:14:54,399 --> 00:14:56,332 - [snoring] 328 00:14:56,367 --> 00:14:59,035 - [laughing] 329 00:15:01,506 --> 00:15:05,141 - I'M SO DEPRESSED. SUPERMARKET? 330 00:15:05,176 --> 00:15:08,644 THEY SHOULD CALL IT "THE ITSY-BITSY FOOD PLACE." 331 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,379 - NOTHING ITSY-BITSY ABOUT BETSY. 332 00:15:10,415 --> 00:15:12,215 - WHO? - THE CHECK-OUT GIRL! 333 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:15,785 TALK ABOUT YOUR JUMBO-SIZED CANS! 334 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:19,489 - LARGE? LARGE? I KNOW LARGE. I'VE HAD LARGE. 335 00:15:19,524 --> 00:15:21,924 LET ME TELL YOU-- YOU ARE NO LARGE! 336 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,127 - CAROL...LET IT GO. 337 00:15:25,163 --> 00:15:27,129 - SOPHIA, IS DADDY STILL IN THE PARK? 338 00:15:27,165 --> 00:15:30,800 - UNLESS HE AND HOT-LIPS CHECKED INTO A MOTEL. 339 00:15:30,835 --> 00:15:33,302 - SOPHIA, DON'T MAKE IT OUT TO BE SOMETHING CHEAP. 340 00:15:33,338 --> 00:15:36,639 - ALL RIGHT, A HOTEL. 341 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,007 - SOPHIA, CAROL'S RIGHT. 342 00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:39,842 WHEN IT COME TO ROMANCE, THERE'S... 343 00:15:39,878 --> 00:15:42,411 NOTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN TWO PEOPLE ENJOYING EACH OTHER. 344 00:15:42,447 --> 00:15:45,982 EXCEPT MAYBE THREE PEOPLE ENJOYING EACH OTHER. 345 00:15:46,017 --> 00:15:48,918 - BACK FROM THE PARK, LOVER BOY? 346 00:15:48,953 --> 00:15:50,953 - OH, NOT NOW, SOPHIA, DEAR. 347 00:15:57,762 --> 00:16:00,496 - YOU ALL RIGHT, DADDY? 348 00:16:00,532 --> 00:16:03,199 - I'M FINE. 349 00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:05,134 - YOU AND DREYFUSS WERE GONE QUITE A WHILE. 350 00:16:05,169 --> 00:16:06,602 - WELL, WE TOOK A LONG WALK. 351 00:16:06,638 --> 00:16:09,138 I HAVE A LOT OF STUFF ON MY MIND. 352 00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:15,645 - THE DOCTOR IS IN... DOCTOR. 353 00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:20,750 ALL RIGHT, DADDY, I UNDERSTAND. I AM NOT GOING TO BE A PEST. 354 00:16:20,785 --> 00:16:24,186 I MEAN, IF YOU ARE HARBORING SOME WEIGHT, 355 00:16:24,222 --> 00:16:27,423 SOME BURDEN, SOME UNSPEAKABLE PAIN, 356 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,726 FAR BE IT FROM ME TO PRY. 357 00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:33,462 BUT THE TRUE NORTH OF MY EMOTIONAL COMPASS TELLS ME 358 00:16:33,498 --> 00:16:35,765 THAT IT WOULD BE MUCH BETTER-- - OH, CAROL, CAROL. 359 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,333 IF I TALK, WILL YOU STOP? 360 00:16:37,368 --> 00:16:40,169 - THAT'S MY PLAN, DADDY. 361 00:16:40,204 --> 00:16:43,506 - IT'S GWEN. SHE'S MARRIED. - WHAT? 362 00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:46,008 - I JUST MET HER HUSBAND IN THE PARK. 363 00:16:46,044 --> 00:16:49,812 - OH, GOD! DADDY, DON'T BLAME YOURSELF. 364 00:16:49,847 --> 00:16:53,549 YOU WERE DECEIVED! YOU DIDN'T KNOW! 365 00:16:53,585 --> 00:16:56,719 - YEAH, WELL, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER. 366 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,220 - I UNDERSTAND. 367 00:16:58,256 --> 00:17:00,189 OH, POOR DADDY! 368 00:17:00,224 --> 00:17:04,327 WHAT KIND OF A WOMAN WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOU? 369 00:17:04,362 --> 00:17:06,829 - [sighing] THE KIND OF WOMAN... 370 00:17:06,864 --> 00:17:09,198 I WAS FALLING IN LOVE WITH. 371 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,940 - LAVERNE! COME IN HERE, QUICK! 372 00:17:20,044 --> 00:17:21,444 - [whistling] - LISTEN TO THIS. 373 00:17:21,479 --> 00:17:24,280 - I LOVE YOU, MAX! I LOVE YOU, MAX! 374 00:17:24,315 --> 00:17:26,449 - ISN'T IT GREAT? ISN'T IT GREAT? 375 00:17:26,484 --> 00:17:28,484 - DOCTOR, JUST 'CAUSE THE BIRD SAYS EVERYTHING TWICE 376 00:17:28,519 --> 00:17:30,097 DON'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO. 377 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,002 - I LOVE YOU, MAX! I LOVE YOU, MAX! 378 00:17:32,037 --> 00:17:34,605 - DON'T THAT BIRD EVER WANT A CRACKER? 379 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,441 - DOES LARRY WANT A CRACKER? - LARRY? 380 00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:41,445 - THAT'S WHAT I NAMED HIM. - LARRY BIRD? 381 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,413 - WAS GONNA CALL HIM DENNIS RODMAN, 382 00:17:43,449 --> 00:17:46,784 BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO DYE HIS LITTLE HEAD EVERY WEEK. 383 00:17:52,466 --> 00:17:54,633 - EXCUSE ME, IS THIS THE CANAL STREET CLINIC? 384 00:17:54,668 --> 00:17:55,967 - YES, CAN I HELP YOU? 385 00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:58,537 - MY NAME IS ARLENE CHASE. I CAME FOR MY BIRD. 386 00:17:58,572 --> 00:18:00,372 - I BEG YOUR PARDON. - MY BIRD! 387 00:18:00,407 --> 00:18:02,307 I BELIEVE YOU FOUND MY BIRD. 388 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,775 - WELL... 389 00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:06,745 WE FOUND...A BIRD. 390 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:10,148 - CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE AFOREMENTIONED BIRD? 391 00:18:10,183 --> 00:18:11,783 - IT'S AN AFRICAN GREY! 392 00:18:11,818 --> 00:18:13,451 WHITISH FACE, RED TAIL, 393 00:18:13,487 --> 00:18:17,155 BEAK, FEATHERS, CLAWS-- HE'S A BIRD! 394 00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:19,357 - WELL, THAT'S NOT GONNA DO IT. 395 00:18:19,393 --> 00:18:21,826 I'M AFRAID I NEED SPECIFICS. 396 00:18:21,862 --> 00:18:25,163 - HE'S GOT THIS ONE REALLY ANNOYING HABIT. 397 00:18:25,198 --> 00:18:27,832 HE KEEPS TELLING MY HUSBAND MAX HE LOVES HIM. 398 00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:30,835 - I LOVE YOU, MAX. I LOVE YOU, MAX. I LOVE YOU, MAX. 399 00:18:30,871 --> 00:18:33,638 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, HE LOVES YOU TOO. 400 00:18:33,674 --> 00:18:37,242 - OH, DOCTOR, DON'T BE SAD. 401 00:18:37,277 --> 00:18:41,546 WHO'S TO SAY A BIRD CAN'T HAVE TWO LOVES NAMED MAX? 402 00:18:41,582 --> 00:18:43,148 - THANKS. 403 00:18:43,183 --> 00:18:45,817 - YOU GONNA MISS LITTLE FELLA, AREN�T YOU? 404 00:18:45,852 --> 00:18:47,018 - NO, I'M NOT. - YEAH, YOU ARE. 405 00:18:47,054 --> 00:18:48,219 - NO, I'M NOT. - YEAH, YOU ARE. 406 00:18:48,255 --> 00:18:50,989 MISS THE BIRD! MISS THE BIRD! 407 00:18:51,024 --> 00:18:54,659 - ALL RIGHT! MAYBE JUST A LITTLE. 408 00:18:56,196 --> 00:18:58,930 SEE YOU AROUND, LARRY. DON'T FORGET TO WRITE. 409 00:18:58,966 --> 00:19:01,933 - WELL, IF YOU LIKE HIM SO MUCH, MAYBE WE CAN WORK OUT A DEAL. 410 00:19:01,969 --> 00:19:03,835 - WELL, I DID KIND OF GET ATTACHED 411 00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,604 TO THE LITTLE FELLA. 412 00:19:05,639 --> 00:19:08,273 MIGHT BE FUN TO HAVE AROUND. 413 00:19:08,308 --> 00:19:09,441 HOW MUCH ARE WE TALKIN'? 414 00:19:09,476 --> 00:19:12,577 - $300. - BYE-BYE, BIRDIE! 415 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:27,065 - HI. 416 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,633 - HI. ARE YOU OKAY? 417 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,363 - WELL... 418 00:19:30,404 --> 00:19:31,970 - YOU SOUNDED SO NERVOUS ON THE PHONE, 419 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,205 I WASN'T SURE YOU WERE GONNA SHOW UP. 420 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:38,410 - OH, HARRY, YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN THAT. 421 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,412 - ACTUALLY I--I DON'T. 422 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,383 - THAT'S FAIR. 423 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:52,390 I'M SURE YOU'RE ANGRY, AND YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE. 424 00:19:52,426 --> 00:19:54,993 YOU'RE SUCH A WONDERFUL MAN, AND YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS. 425 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,062 I'D FEEL SO MUCH BETTER IF YOU YELLED AT ME RIGHT NOW. 426 00:19:58,098 --> 00:20:00,231 - I JUST WISH YOU WOULD'VE TOLD ME. 427 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:03,668 - I WISH I HAD TOO. 428 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:07,405 I'M SORRY BUT I-- I WAS JUST SO MIXED UP. 429 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,543 THINGS WEREN'T GOOD AT HOME. 430 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,645 AND THEN YOU CAME ALONG AND ALL OF A SUDDEN 431 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,880 I HAD SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 432 00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:22,086 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, HARRY. 433 00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:25,056 MAYBE I SHOULD LEAVE HIM. 434 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,391 - DO YOU LOVE HIM? 435 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:29,027 - I DON'T KNOW. 436 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,663 ALL I KNOW IS I MET YOU, AND... 437 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,631 SUDDENLY THERE WAS ROMANCE IN MY LIFE 438 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,434 I HEARD BIRDS SINGING! 439 00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:38,269 - THAT'S BECAUSE WE... 440 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,771 WE MET IN THE PARK. 441 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,105 IF WE HAD MET IN A MOVIE, 442 00:20:41,141 --> 00:20:43,575 YOU WOULD'VE HEARD CAR CRASHES AND GUNSHOTS. 443 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:48,213 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? I THINK YOU, UH, 444 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,482 NEED TO GO HOME... 445 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:53,518 YOU NEED TO GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY. 446 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,420 YOUR HUSBAND STILL LOVES YOU. 447 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,956 - HE SAID THAT? 448 00:20:57,991 --> 00:20:59,290 - GWEN, THIS IS NOT EASY FOR ME. 449 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:01,292 I, UH, I WOULDN'T MAKE THAT UP. 450 00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:09,283 - HARRY, I'M SORRY. 451 00:21:10,384 --> 00:21:12,484 - ME TOO. 452 00:21:14,436 --> 00:21:16,069 OKAY...OH... 453 00:21:16,104 --> 00:21:18,638 OH, UH, SCOTTY BROUGHT THIS HOME. 454 00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:21,841 I THINK IT'S AMANDA'S. 455 00:21:21,876 --> 00:21:23,910 HERE YOU GO. 456 00:21:24,656 --> 00:21:26,957 THAT'S A NICE CATCH. 457 00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:39,014 - SCOTTY, I WANT YOU TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME, BECAUSE... 458 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:41,216 - NO. - PLEASE, JUST LISTEN. 459 00:21:41,252 --> 00:21:43,352 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY HERE. 460 00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:45,354 - WHAT? - RELATIONSHIPS. 461 00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:47,756 RELATIONSHIPS ARE COMPLICATED. 462 00:21:47,791 --> 00:21:51,527 AND...EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE YOU MAY GET YOUR HEART BROKEN, 463 00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:53,495 BUT YOU GOTTA KEEP AT IT. 464 00:21:53,531 --> 00:21:57,199 BECAUSE WHEN THEY WORK OUT, IT'S WORTH ALL-- 465 00:21:57,234 --> 00:22:05,507 - GRANDPA! SSH! - OH, SHH. 466 00:22:06,216 --> 00:22:08,547 - [chirping] POLLY WANNA CRACKER. 467 00:22:08,582 --> 00:22:09,948 - POLLY WANNA CRACKER. 468 00:22:09,983 --> 00:22:11,149 - POLLY WANNA CRACKER. 469 00:22:11,185 --> 00:22:12,617 - POLLY WANNA CRACKER. 470 00:22:12,653 --> 00:22:13,852 - POLLY WANNA CRACKER. 471 00:22:13,863 --> 00:22:15,301 - POLLY WANNA CRACKER. 472 00:22:15,325 --> 00:22:18,960 - [chirping] OKAY, NOW LET'S TRY ANOTHER ONE. 473 00:22:18,996 --> 00:22:20,462 PRETTY BOY. 474 00:22:20,497 --> 00:22:21,830 - PRETTY BOY. 475 00:22:21,865 --> 00:22:23,498 - PRETTY BOY. 476 00:22:23,534 --> 00:22:25,500 - PRETTY BOY. 477 00:22:25,550 --> 00:22:30,100 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34228

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