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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,016 --> 00:00:03,616 - IF YOU'VE JUST JOINED US, WE'RE TALKING TO YOUNG ADULTS 2 00:00:03,651 --> 00:00:05,885 WHO ARE IN SEARCH OF THEIR BIOLOGICAL PARENTS. 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:07,453 - AH, BORING. 4 00:00:07,488 --> 00:00:09,155 LET'S TURN ON REGIS AND KATHIE LEE 5 00:00:09,190 --> 00:00:11,390 AND COUNT HOW MANY TIMES SHE SAYS "CODY". 6 00:00:12,615 --> 00:00:14,727 - SOPHIA, WAIT. I WANNA WATCH THIS. 7 00:00:15,317 --> 00:00:16,996 - FIRST, MEET RAYMOND BURNS, 8 00:00:17,031 --> 00:00:18,798 A MUSIC STUDENT FROM NEW YORK CITY. 9 00:00:18,833 --> 00:00:20,966 THE ONLY LEAD HE HAS IN LOCATING HIS FATHER 10 00:00:21,002 --> 00:00:22,519 IS AN OLD PHOTOGRAPH. 11 00:00:22,736 --> 00:00:25,638 - REMINDS ME OF MARIO CATALANO BACK IN SICILY. 12 00:00:25,673 --> 00:00:28,622 SEARCHED FOR HIS FATHER FOR TWO YEARS. 13 00:00:28,906 --> 00:00:30,784 FINALLY FOUND HIM IN PRISON. 14 00:00:31,479 --> 00:00:32,812 - HOW AWFUL. 15 00:00:32,847 --> 00:00:34,146 - HEY, MARIO WAS LUCKY. 16 00:00:34,182 --> 00:00:35,381 HIS FATHER WAS IN PRISON 17 00:00:35,416 --> 00:00:37,714 FOR KILLING THE LAST SON WHO CAME LOOKING FOR HIM. 18 00:00:41,222 --> 00:00:42,492 - I STILL-- 19 00:00:42,990 --> 00:00:44,390 SOPHIA, LOOK. 20 00:00:44,425 --> 00:00:45,658 THAT BOY LOOKING FOR HIS FATHER. 21 00:00:45,693 --> 00:00:47,026 LOOK AT THE PICTURE HE'S HOLDING. 22 00:00:47,061 --> 00:00:50,463 [TV playing] 23 00:00:57,538 --> 00:00:59,538 [phone ringing] 24 00:01:04,912 --> 00:01:06,189 - YO. 25 00:01:07,148 --> 00:01:08,848 CHANNEL THREE? OKAY. 26 00:01:08,883 --> 00:01:09,915 [music playing] 27 00:01:09,951 --> 00:01:11,684 [click] 28 00:01:11,719 --> 00:01:14,887 - CHARLEY, DID YOU SEE YOUR PICTURE ON TV? 29 00:01:14,922 --> 00:01:16,188 - THAT WAS MY PICTURE? 30 00:01:16,224 --> 00:01:19,138 I THOUGHT IT WAS A REFLECTION OFF THE SCREEN. 31 00:01:20,661 --> 00:01:22,595 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES WHEN THE LIGHT IS JUST RIGHT 32 00:01:22,630 --> 00:01:23,796 I CAN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE MY HEAD IS IN ONE 33 00:01:23,831 --> 00:01:25,649 OF THE BRADY BUNCH SQUARES. 34 00:01:27,068 --> 00:01:29,869 - IDIOT, THAT BOY IS LOOKING FOR HIS FATHER, 35 00:01:29,904 --> 00:01:31,237 AND HE SAYS IT'S YOU. 36 00:01:31,272 --> 00:01:32,903 TURN UP THE SOUND. 37 00:01:33,574 --> 00:01:36,609 - MY MOTHER TOLD ME THEY MET 17 YEARS AGO ON A CRUISE. 38 00:01:36,644 --> 00:01:38,911 - OH, COME ON, THAT COULD BE ANYBODY. 39 00:01:38,946 --> 00:01:41,632 - AND HE TOLD MY MOTHER HE OWNED THE SHIP. 40 00:01:49,157 --> 00:01:50,672 - UH-OH. 41 00:01:51,726 --> 00:01:55,995 42 00:01:56,030 --> 00:01:57,530 - LIFE GOES ON 43 00:01:57,565 --> 00:01:59,365 AND SO DO WE 44 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:03,302 JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY 45 00:02:03,337 --> 00:02:05,304 ONE BY ONE 46 00:02:05,339 --> 00:02:07,139 WE FILL THE DAYS 47 00:02:07,175 --> 00:02:11,644 WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 48 00:02:11,679 --> 00:02:15,581 SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND 49 00:02:15,616 --> 00:02:18,350 THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE 50 00:02:18,386 --> 00:02:21,220 I'M ALWAYS HERE 51 00:02:21,255 --> 00:02:26,225 FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED 52 00:02:26,260 --> 00:02:28,561 RAIN OR SHINE 53 00:02:28,596 --> 00:02:30,996 I'LL BE THE ONE 54 00:02:31,032 --> 00:02:35,367 TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 55 00:02:35,403 --> 00:02:37,970 WE SHARE IT ALL 56 00:02:38,005 --> 00:02:40,973 AS LIFE GOES ON 57 00:02:53,823 --> 00:02:55,389 - HI, MAXINE. 58 00:02:55,424 --> 00:02:58,125 YEAH, LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY TO BOTHER YOU ON A SUNDAY, 59 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:01,478 BUT... I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS. 60 00:03:02,346 --> 00:03:04,398 WELL, LAVERNE, HAD TO GO BACK TO HICKORY. 61 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:06,504 SHE'S GONNA BE AWAY FOR A WHILE. 62 00:03:09,004 --> 00:03:12,012 NO, MAXINE. THAT-- THAT IS THE BAD NEWS. 63 00:03:15,244 --> 00:03:17,477 I KNOW LAVERNE WAS SUBPOENAED AS A WITNESS 64 00:03:17,513 --> 00:03:18,812 AT A TRIAL. 65 00:03:18,848 --> 00:03:22,049 SOMETHING INVOLVING THE--THE HICKORY MAFIA 66 00:03:22,084 --> 00:03:23,650 AND A SCARECROW WITH BROKEN LEGS. 67 00:03:23,686 --> 00:03:24,751 I DON'T KNOW. 68 00:03:27,251 --> 00:03:28,255 I DON'T KNOW. 69 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:31,104 I REALLY COULDN'T HEAR OVER ALL THAT BANJO MUSIC. 70 00:03:33,195 --> 00:03:34,928 WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND SOMEBODY 71 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:37,018 TO AT LEAST ANSWER THE PHONES. 72 00:03:37,566 --> 00:03:39,900 ALL RIGHT, DEAR. I'LL--YEAH. I'LL THINK OF SOME NAMES, TOO. 73 00:03:39,935 --> 00:03:42,346 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL TALK. ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE, DEAR. 74 00:03:42,935 --> 00:03:43,971 CAROL, SWEETHEART, 75 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,839 WOULD YOU HAND ME MY ADDRESS BOOK, PLEASE? 76 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:47,248 - YOU DON'T NEED IT, DADDY. 77 00:03:48,210 --> 00:03:49,443 - YES, DEAR, I DO. 78 00:03:49,478 --> 00:03:51,211 I HAVE TO FIND A REPLACEMENT FOR LAVERNE. 79 00:03:51,247 --> 00:03:54,159 - DADDY, DOES THIS GIVE YOU AN IDEA? 80 00:03:58,354 --> 00:03:59,720 - YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE NUMBER FOUR. 81 00:03:59,755 --> 00:04:01,655 GRAVY ON THE SIDE. 82 00:04:01,690 --> 00:04:02,990 - NO, DADDY. 83 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:05,158 I'LL BE YOUR FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE. 84 00:04:05,194 --> 00:04:06,894 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR JOB AT THE NEWSPAPER? 85 00:04:06,929 --> 00:04:08,762 - I ALREADY FILED MY STORY FOR THE WEEK. 86 00:04:08,797 --> 00:04:09,897 I'VE GOT A FEW DAYS OFF. 87 00:04:09,932 --> 00:04:11,621 PLEASE, DADDY. 88 00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:13,600 - WHY IS THIS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU? 89 00:04:13,636 --> 00:04:16,837 - BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEED HELP. 90 00:04:16,872 --> 00:04:19,473 THIS IS MY CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU. 91 00:04:20,198 --> 00:04:21,942 - WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, 92 00:04:21,977 --> 00:04:23,877 I REALLY CAN'T SAY NO. 93 00:04:25,247 --> 00:04:28,555 YOU WANNA TRY PUTTING IT SOME OTHER WAY? 94 00:04:28,951 --> 00:04:31,551 IT'S--ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 95 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:36,356 - MY GOD. WAS THAT A CAR DOOR? 96 00:04:36,392 --> 00:04:37,624 - NO, NO. CHARLEY, CALM DOWN. 97 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:38,825 HE'S NOT HERE YET. 98 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:40,494 - WHAT ABOUT THIS TIE? IS THIS TIE ALL RIGHT? 99 00:04:40,529 --> 00:04:42,529 - THE TIE IS PERFECT. 100 00:04:42,564 --> 00:04:43,664 IT SAYS "DAD". 101 00:04:43,699 --> 00:04:45,816 - IT SHOULD. IT'S YOUR FATHER'S. 102 00:04:48,237 --> 00:04:49,970 OH, MY GOD. I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. 103 00:04:50,005 --> 00:04:51,872 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO STOCK UP ON GROCERIES. 104 00:04:51,907 --> 00:04:54,022 I'M GONNA BE MOOCHING FOR TWO NOW. 105 00:04:54,376 --> 00:04:56,043 - CHARLEY, JUST--JUST TRY TO RELAX. 106 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:57,411 - RELAX? 107 00:04:57,446 --> 00:05:00,290 IT'S MY SON. THE FRUIT OF MY LOOMS. 108 00:05:04,219 --> 00:05:05,819 [doorbell ringing] OH, MY GOD. IT'S HIM. 109 00:05:05,854 --> 00:05:07,837 WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? 110 00:05:09,024 --> 00:05:11,266 - OPEN THE DOOR. - OH. 111 00:05:12,097 --> 00:05:14,494 I HAVE SO MUCH TO LEARN FROM YOU. 112 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:18,432 - HI. 113 00:05:19,303 --> 00:05:21,546 - YOU'RE GROUNDED, YOUNG MAN. 114 00:05:24,506 --> 00:05:25,706 - EXCUSE ME? 115 00:05:25,741 --> 00:05:27,741 - NOT REALLY. I JUST ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT. 116 00:05:27,776 --> 00:05:29,309 COME ON IN. 117 00:05:29,345 --> 00:05:30,677 - RAYMOND? 118 00:05:30,713 --> 00:05:33,847 HELLO, I'M CAROL WESTON. THIS IS MY FATHER HARRY WESTON. 119 00:05:33,882 --> 00:05:35,015 WE LIVE NEXT DOOR. 120 00:05:35,050 --> 00:05:36,483 - HELLO. IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 121 00:05:36,518 --> 00:05:37,572 - PLEASURE. 122 00:05:37,619 --> 00:05:39,653 - YOUR F-FATHER TELLS ME THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE 123 00:05:39,688 --> 00:05:40,854 STUDYING MUSIC AT JUILLIARD. 124 00:05:40,889 --> 00:05:42,322 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YES. 125 00:05:42,358 --> 00:05:44,224 SOMEDAY I'D LIKE TO PLAY THE FLUTE PROFESSIONALLY. 126 00:05:44,259 --> 00:05:45,525 MAYBE BE A CONDUCTOR. 127 00:05:45,561 --> 00:05:47,260 - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 128 00:05:47,296 --> 00:05:48,662 IF THE MUSIC THING DOESN'T WORK OUT, 129 00:05:48,697 --> 00:05:50,931 YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE RAILROAD JOB TO FALL BACK ON. 130 00:05:57,906 --> 00:06:00,340 - I THINK CAROL AND I SHOULD--SHOULD 131 00:06:00,376 --> 00:06:02,075 LEAVE YOU TWO TO KINDA CATCH UP. 132 00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:03,477 - OH, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, RAYMOND. 133 00:06:03,512 --> 00:06:05,645 MAYBE YOU CAN COME OVER AND PLAY SOMETHING FOR US LATER. 134 00:06:05,681 --> 00:06:06,980 - OH, MY PLEASURE. - OH, GOOD. 135 00:06:07,016 --> 00:06:08,081 THANK YOU. - TAKE CARE. 136 00:06:12,554 --> 00:06:14,006 - SO... 137 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,447 - SO... 138 00:06:21,330 --> 00:06:24,998 - SO, DOES YOUR MOTHER REMEMBER ME? 139 00:06:25,034 --> 00:06:27,901 - YEAH, YEAH. SHE REMEMBERS YOU VERY WELL. 140 00:06:27,936 --> 00:06:30,202 THAT WAS THE NIGHT SHE QUIT DRINKING. 141 00:06:36,078 --> 00:06:38,779 - AH, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU FOR SCHOOL. 142 00:06:38,814 --> 00:06:40,103 - OH. 143 00:06:47,289 --> 00:06:49,379 SAVED BY THE BELL LUNCH BOX. 144 00:06:51,375 --> 00:06:54,194 THANKS, BUT, UH, I'M A LITTLE OLD FOR THIS. 145 00:06:54,229 --> 00:06:56,736 - YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR LUNCH, SON. 146 00:06:57,466 --> 00:06:59,032 LISTEN, I GOT A BIG DAY PLANNED FOR US. 147 00:06:59,068 --> 00:07:00,634 WE'RE GONNA GO DOWN TO THE BOWLING ALLEY 148 00:07:00,669 --> 00:07:01,802 AND RENT THOSE FUNNY SHOES 149 00:07:01,837 --> 00:07:03,904 AND SEE WHO CAN SLIDE THE FARTHEST. 150 00:07:03,939 --> 00:07:05,972 - WELL, THAT-- THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING, 151 00:07:06,008 --> 00:07:08,675 BUT, UH, I WAS HOPING TO GO HEAR THE MIAMI PHILHARMONIC. 152 00:07:08,710 --> 00:07:11,178 - WELL, IF YOU WANNA HEAR SOME REALLY GOOD MUSIC, 153 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:13,658 TONIGHT IS KAZOO NIGHT AT CHUCK-E-CHEESE. 154 00:07:20,772 --> 00:07:22,689 - LAVERNE, THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME 155 00:07:22,724 --> 00:07:24,424 YOU'VE CALLED THIS MORNING. 156 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:27,405 I TOLD YOU. TRUST ME. EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. 157 00:07:27,866 --> 00:07:30,230 WHAT IS THAT, BANJO MUSIC? 158 00:07:32,003 --> 00:07:34,885 OH, THAT MEANS COURT'S BACK IN SESSION. 159 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:38,007 ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE. 160 00:07:39,044 --> 00:07:40,587 I'M HUNGRY. 161 00:07:41,613 --> 00:07:43,190 10:15. 162 00:07:43,381 --> 00:07:45,947 OH, WELL. IT'S LUNCHTIME SOMEWHERE. 163 00:07:50,522 --> 00:07:52,382 MAXINE, ARE YOU IN THERE? 164 00:07:52,824 --> 00:07:53,990 - WHO IS IT? 165 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:56,515 - MAXINE, IT'S ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 166 00:07:56,570 --> 00:07:57,798 - UH... 167 00:07:58,429 --> 00:07:59,905 DRINKING COFFEE. 168 00:08:00,498 --> 00:08:02,165 - WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED? 169 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,843 - BECAUSE I'M, UH... 170 00:08:05,270 --> 00:08:06,852 NAKED. 171 00:08:08,473 --> 00:08:10,841 - YOU'RE DRINKING COFFEE NAKED? 172 00:08:11,476 --> 00:08:13,318 HOW VERY EUROPEAN. 173 00:08:14,978 --> 00:08:17,413 - IT'S REALLY HOT COFFEE. 174 00:08:17,449 --> 00:08:19,949 I GOTTA GET THAT DAMN MACHINE FIXED. 175 00:08:20,693 --> 00:08:23,094 - MAXINE, I WAS WONDERING-- 176 00:08:23,688 --> 00:08:25,521 WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 177 00:08:25,557 --> 00:08:27,168 - I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING. 178 00:08:27,492 --> 00:08:30,793 - I DISTINCTLY DETECT THE ODOR OF CIGARETTE SMOKE. 179 00:08:30,829 --> 00:08:32,996 WHO WAS SMOKING IN HERE? 180 00:08:33,031 --> 00:08:34,489 - NOBODY. 181 00:08:34,933 --> 00:08:36,467 IT WAS, UH... 182 00:08:36,531 --> 00:08:38,037 AN EXPERIMENT. 183 00:08:38,470 --> 00:08:41,047 WITH A...RAT. 184 00:08:41,573 --> 00:08:43,573 - AND WHERE'S THE RAT? 185 00:08:43,608 --> 00:08:45,174 - HE RAN AWAY. 186 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:47,944 - OKAY, MAXINE. 187 00:08:47,979 --> 00:08:51,080 AS ONE MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL TO ANOTHER, 188 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:54,050 YOU KNOW THAT DENIAL IS A SIGN OF ADDICTION. 189 00:08:54,085 --> 00:08:57,553 - CAROL, YOU ARE NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL, 190 00:08:57,589 --> 00:09:00,123 AND I AM NOT SMOKING. 191 00:09:00,158 --> 00:09:01,791 NOW, MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS 192 00:09:01,826 --> 00:09:03,541 AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE. 193 00:09:06,931 --> 00:09:09,808 - WELL, IF THAT ISN'T A CRY FOR HELP. 194 00:09:11,669 --> 00:09:14,637 [flute playing] 195 00:09:14,672 --> 00:09:20,676 196 00:09:25,302 --> 00:09:26,544 - THANK YOU. 197 00:09:27,252 --> 00:09:29,118 - THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. 198 00:09:29,154 --> 00:09:30,684 - OH. 199 00:09:32,257 --> 00:09:34,330 THAT'D BE A BITCH TO WHISTLE. 200 00:09:35,593 --> 00:09:37,996 HEY, COME ON, RAYMOND, DO THAT OTHER SONG WE WORKED ON. 201 00:09:40,899 --> 00:09:43,866 - [playing Old MacDonald] 202 00:09:43,902 --> 00:09:46,135 203 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:49,909 - EE-I-EE-I-O 204 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:51,704 EVERYBODY. 205 00:09:51,739 --> 00:09:53,739 AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD A... 206 00:09:53,785 --> 00:09:55,110 WHAT, RAYMOND? 207 00:09:55,339 --> 00:09:56,893 - JACKASS. 208 00:10:04,589 --> 00:10:06,089 - EE-I-EE-I-- 209 00:10:06,124 --> 00:10:07,323 HEY! 210 00:10:09,427 --> 00:10:11,494 - SO, RAYMOND, HAS YOUR FATHER TAKEN YOU 211 00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:12,962 ON A GRAND TOUR OF MIAMI? 212 00:10:12,997 --> 00:10:14,530 - OH, WE'VE BEEN HAVING A BLAST. 213 00:10:14,566 --> 00:10:17,352 YOU KNOW, TODAY RAYMOND GOT TO RIDE IN A BOAT. 214 00:10:17,727 --> 00:10:21,109 - YEAH, THE LITTLE YELLOW ONE IN FRONT OF THE SUPERMARKET. 215 00:10:22,707 --> 00:10:24,307 - RAYMOND, PLAY SOMETHING ELSE. 216 00:10:24,342 --> 00:10:25,842 - HARRY, CAN I SEE YOU FOR A MINUTE? 217 00:10:25,877 --> 00:10:27,477 - SURE. COME ON. LET'S GO. 218 00:10:27,512 --> 00:10:29,212 - [playing] 219 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,897 - CHARLEY, THAT'S QUITE A SON YOU GOT THERE. 220 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,865 YOU SHOULD FEEL VERY PROUD. 221 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,423 - YEAH, HE'S A CHIP OFF THE OLD-- 222 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,237 OH, HARRY. 223 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,239 HE HATES ME. 224 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:44,454 - CHARLEY... 225 00:10:45,316 --> 00:10:47,206 WHAT'S WRONG? - I DON'T KNOW. 226 00:10:47,337 --> 00:10:49,213 I TOOK HIM TO THE PONY RIDES, 227 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:51,281 I TOOK HIM TO THE PETTING ZOO. 228 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:53,550 WHEN I CUT HIS MEAT FOR HIM, 229 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,920 HE GOT UP AND WENT TO ANOTHER TABLE. 230 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:01,988 HARRY, I JUST WANT HIM TO LIKE ME. 231 00:11:02,747 --> 00:11:05,362 - CHARLEY, YOU'RE TREATING HIM LIKE HE'S A CHILD. 232 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:06,563 - WELL, I'M NEW AT THIS. 233 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,198 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO. 234 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:11,869 - WHY DON'T THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKED TO DO 235 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:13,337 WHEN YOU WERE 17? 236 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:17,708 - WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 237 00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:19,249 OW! 238 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:21,451 - OH. 239 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,781 HEY, HOW ABOUT ANOTHER ROUND OF VIRGIN KAMIKAZES? 240 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:24,848 - SURE. 241 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,317 OH, THIS IS SO GREAT. 242 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,152 I NEVER GET TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS. 243 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,087 I'M ALWAYS PRACTICING MY MUSIC. 244 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:32,022 - WELL, THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER STUFF 245 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,366 YOU CAN PRACTICE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 246 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:37,528 - THIS IS REALLY FUN, DAD. 247 00:11:40,651 --> 00:11:41,850 - DAD. 248 00:11:44,063 --> 00:11:45,637 YOU CALLED ME DAD. 249 00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:49,873 IT'S THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 250 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,811 THANKS. 251 00:11:58,889 --> 00:12:01,530 - OH, SHERLOCK, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 252 00:12:01,572 --> 00:12:03,572 JUST DON'T TELL YOUR FATHER. 253 00:12:03,607 --> 00:12:04,907 I'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT. 254 00:12:04,942 --> 00:12:06,426 - PLUS, HE'LL GIVE YOU THAT LOOK. 255 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,541 - [scoffs] 256 00:12:10,568 --> 00:12:13,636 WELL, I QUIT ONCE. I'LL QUIT AGAIN. 257 00:12:13,688 --> 00:12:15,504 - OH, WOULD THAT IT WERE THAT EASY. 258 00:12:15,596 --> 00:12:18,363 MAXINE, SMOKING IS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER ADDICTION. 259 00:12:18,399 --> 00:12:20,532 YOU CAN'T HAVE JUST ONE MORE CIGARETTE, 260 00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:22,267 OR JUST ONE MORE DRINK, 261 00:12:22,302 --> 00:12:24,302 OR JUST ONE MORE CONSTRUCTION WORKER. 262 00:12:28,813 --> 00:12:30,522 THE POINT IS... 263 00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:33,816 YOU'RE A DOCTOR. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. 264 00:12:33,851 --> 00:12:35,845 - YEAH, I DO KNOW BETTER. 265 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,654 IT'S JUST THAT I'VE BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRESS LATELY. 266 00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:41,423 AND THEN THE OTHER NIGHT, I WENT OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS. 267 00:12:41,459 --> 00:12:42,491 SOMEBODY LIT UP 268 00:12:42,526 --> 00:12:46,123 AND IT JUST LOOKED SO DAMN GOOD. 269 00:12:46,452 --> 00:12:48,063 - YOU KNOW WHAT, MAXINE? 270 00:12:48,099 --> 00:12:50,165 I THINK I CAN HELP YOU. 271 00:12:50,201 --> 00:12:51,600 MY GURU SAYS-- 272 00:12:51,636 --> 00:12:53,669 - YOU WOULD HAVE A GURU. 273 00:12:54,516 --> 00:12:56,505 - MAY I CONTINUE? 274 00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:58,807 MY GURU SAYS THAT ALL ADDICTIONS 275 00:12:58,843 --> 00:13:00,643 CAN BE LIFTED THROUGH MEDITATION 276 00:13:00,678 --> 00:13:01,744 AND SELF-HEALING. 277 00:13:01,779 --> 00:13:03,412 LET'S TRY IT, ALL RIGHT? 278 00:13:03,447 --> 00:13:05,447 WE'LL START WITH A SIMPLE CHANT. 279 00:13:07,785 --> 00:13:12,521 OM. 280 00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:16,191 OM. 281 00:13:16,227 --> 00:13:19,008 MAXINE, MMM. 282 00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:20,812 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 283 00:13:21,032 --> 00:13:24,967 OM. 284 00:13:25,002 --> 00:13:27,836 both: OM. 285 00:13:27,872 --> 00:13:28,938 - GOOD. 286 00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:32,308 NOW VISUALIZE WITH ME. 287 00:13:32,343 --> 00:13:34,777 YOU'RE TRAVELING DOWN A COUNTRY LANE. 288 00:13:34,812 --> 00:13:38,080 YOU CAN SMELL THE CLEAN, FRESH AIR. 289 00:13:38,115 --> 00:13:41,383 SUDDENLY, A DARK SHADOWY FIGURE ON A PALE HORSE 290 00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:43,052 COMES GALLOPING TOWARD YOU. 291 00:13:43,087 --> 00:13:45,888 - HEY, IT'S THE MARLBORO MAN. 292 00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:55,965 - OM. 293 00:13:57,301 --> 00:14:00,035 - OM. 294 00:14:00,071 --> 00:14:04,400 - THE HORSEMAN TURNS INTO A GIANT CIGARETTE. 295 00:14:05,042 --> 00:14:06,442 DO YOU SEE IT, MAXINE? 296 00:14:06,477 --> 00:14:08,505 - OH, YEAH. 297 00:14:10,147 --> 00:14:12,081 - YOU REACH FOR THE CIGARETTE... 298 00:14:12,116 --> 00:14:13,748 - I'M REACHING. 299 00:14:14,452 --> 00:14:17,119 - AND IT TURNS INTO A DEADLY SERPENT. 300 00:14:17,154 --> 00:14:19,281 - OOH, SCARY. 301 00:14:20,842 --> 00:14:24,390 I KNOW, I'LL FIGHT THE SERPENT WITH FIRE. 302 00:14:26,197 --> 00:14:28,178 - GOOD IDEA. 303 00:14:28,237 --> 00:14:29,598 GO WITH THAT. 304 00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:31,233 - I'M GOING. 305 00:14:31,268 --> 00:14:32,835 - GOOD. 306 00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:36,171 OM. 307 00:14:41,385 --> 00:14:43,702 - EE-I-EE-I-O 308 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,358 AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD A... 309 00:14:46,457 --> 00:14:47,656 - CINDY CRAWFORD. 310 00:14:47,691 --> 00:14:51,317 both: EE-I-EE-I-OH, BABY 311 00:14:52,163 --> 00:14:55,130 - WELL, YOU TWO SEEM TO BE IN A PRETTY GOOD MOOD. 312 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:58,167 - YEAH, WE'VE BEEN PARTYING SINCE THURSDAY. 313 00:14:58,202 --> 00:15:00,803 WE STARTED OUT AT STIFFY'S 314 00:15:00,838 --> 00:15:02,538 AND EVER SINCE THEN IT'S BEEN BABE-O-RAMA. 315 00:15:02,573 --> 00:15:05,073 - YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU'VE BEEN SNEAKING HIM 316 00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:06,175 INTO STRIP JOINTS? 317 00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:08,007 - NUH-UH. 318 00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:10,412 DAD GAVE ME A FAKE I.D. 319 00:15:12,817 --> 00:15:14,917 - CAROL, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE RAYMOND IN THE OTHER ROOM 320 00:15:14,952 --> 00:15:16,585 AND SHOW HIM YOUR CD COLLECTION? 321 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:18,120 - GOOD IDEA. 322 00:15:18,155 --> 00:15:19,321 I MUST CONFESS, 323 00:15:19,356 --> 00:15:21,924 I'M AN ABSOLUTE FREAK FOR SHOSTAKOVICH. 324 00:15:23,627 --> 00:15:24,960 - HEY, DAD. 325 00:15:24,995 --> 00:15:27,262 NOW THERE'S A PIECE OF MUSIC I'D LIKE TO PLAY. 326 00:15:27,298 --> 00:15:29,097 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 327 00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:34,336 - OW! WHAT DID YOU HIT ME FOR? 328 00:15:34,371 --> 00:15:35,771 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 329 00:15:35,806 --> 00:15:38,073 A FATHER DOESN'T TAKE A 17-YEAR-OLD BOY 330 00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:39,274 ON A 3-DAY BENDER. 331 00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:41,610 - MY DAD DID. - CHARLEY. 332 00:15:41,645 --> 00:15:43,865 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. IT WAS MY MOM. 333 00:15:46,718 --> 00:15:48,183 THE POINT IS, HARRY, 334 00:15:48,219 --> 00:15:50,408 HE LIKES ME AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU. 335 00:15:51,414 --> 00:15:53,899 - OH, GOD. MAYBE I WASN'T VERY CLEAR. 336 00:15:54,258 --> 00:15:57,092 BUT YOUR SON CAME HERE LOOKING FOR HIS FATHER, 337 00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:59,494 NOT SOME FRATERNITY BROTHER. 338 00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:02,013 - OH, LIKE I COULD GET INTO COLLEGE. 339 00:16:03,439 --> 00:16:04,900 - CHARLEY, LISTEN TO ME. 340 00:16:04,935 --> 00:16:06,735 I--I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WANT THIS TO WORK OUT, 341 00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:08,804 I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WANT RAYMOND TO LIKE YOU, 342 00:16:08,839 --> 00:16:11,857 BUT PARENTHOOD IS NOT A POPULARITY CONTEST. 343 00:16:12,209 --> 00:16:15,010 BEING A FATHER MEANS YOU HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE. 344 00:16:15,492 --> 00:16:17,646 - GEE, HARRY, THIS IS REALLY COMPLICATED. 345 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:22,076 - LET ME PUT IT IN TERMS THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND. 346 00:16:23,409 --> 00:16:26,025 STIFFY'S, BAD. 347 00:16:28,257 --> 00:16:30,344 RESPONSIBILITY, GOOD. 348 00:16:32,031 --> 00:16:33,762 - OH... 349 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,090 IS THAT FROM THE BIBLE? 350 00:16:44,909 --> 00:16:46,205 - SAY, DOCTOR, 351 00:16:46,253 --> 00:16:48,287 WHEN CAN I HAVE SEX AGAIN? 352 00:16:49,322 --> 00:16:51,280 - I DON'T KNOW. IN A WEEK OR SO. 353 00:16:51,315 --> 00:16:52,831 - WITH WHO? 354 00:16:53,617 --> 00:16:55,751 - YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, MR. PARKER. 355 00:16:59,323 --> 00:17:01,189 - NIGHT, HARRY. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 356 00:17:01,225 --> 00:17:02,724 MAXINE, I'VE BARELY SEEN YOU ALL DAY. 357 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,926 EVERY TIME YOU HAD A BREAK, 358 00:17:03,961 --> 00:17:06,128 YOU WERE OUT FOR A WALK OR IN THE LADIES ROOM. 359 00:17:06,163 --> 00:17:07,726 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 360 00:17:08,351 --> 00:17:09,617 - EVERYTHING'S FINE, HARRY. 361 00:17:09,656 --> 00:17:11,667 - HOLD ON A SECOND. CAN I BUM A CIGARETTE? 362 00:17:11,702 --> 00:17:13,045 - SURE, HA-- 363 00:17:14,305 --> 00:17:15,804 CAROL TOLD YOU. 364 00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:18,593 - SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO, MAXINE. YOU SMELL LIKE AN ASHTRAY. 365 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,660 - ALL RIGHT. HERE IT COMES. 366 00:17:21,078 --> 00:17:22,632 GIVE ME THE LECTURE. 367 00:17:23,013 --> 00:17:25,269 - I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU A LECTURE, MAXINE. 368 00:17:25,316 --> 00:17:27,379 I USED TO BE A SMOKER MYSELF. 369 00:17:27,985 --> 00:17:29,151 - YOU USED TO SMOKE? 370 00:17:29,186 --> 00:17:31,653 - BOY, YEAH. WELL, 15 YEARS. 371 00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,524 QUITTING WAS THE HARDEST THING I EVER DID. 372 00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:35,767 - OH, HARRY. 373 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,725 I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 374 00:17:38,228 --> 00:17:40,495 IT'S JUST THAT EVERYTHING I LOVED ABOUT SMOKING 375 00:17:40,531 --> 00:17:41,984 CAME FLOODING BACK. 376 00:17:42,239 --> 00:17:44,099 AND I'D FORGOTTEN HOW GOOD IT FEELS 377 00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:45,968 TO HAVE A NICE DINNER 378 00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:48,203 AND SIT BACK AND TAKE THAT FIRST DRAG. 379 00:17:48,238 --> 00:17:50,605 - OH, YEAH. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 380 00:17:50,641 --> 00:17:51,840 YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS? 381 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,408 SMOKING WHILE DRIVING. 382 00:17:53,444 --> 00:17:56,645 - A CIGARETTE AND A CUP OF COFFEE. 383 00:17:57,114 --> 00:17:58,380 - YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I REMEMBER? 384 00:17:58,415 --> 00:18:00,349 WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 385 00:18:00,384 --> 00:18:02,617 [gasping] AND YOU'RE OUT OF CIGARETTES. 386 00:18:02,653 --> 00:18:05,420 - AND THEN YOU HAVE TO PICK THROUGH A DIRTY ASHTRAY 387 00:18:05,456 --> 00:18:07,469 TO FIND A LONG ENOUGH BUTT. 388 00:18:08,225 --> 00:18:11,560 - SOMETIMES I'VE EVEN FISHED A WET ONE OUT OF THE TRASH. 389 00:18:11,595 --> 00:18:12,928 - [laughing] 390 00:18:12,963 --> 00:18:14,981 [coughing] 391 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:16,787 - OH, MAXINE. 392 00:18:16,822 --> 00:18:19,239 - I KNOW, HARRY. 393 00:18:20,326 --> 00:18:21,532 I'M DONE. 394 00:18:22,528 --> 00:18:23,994 I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO GO 395 00:18:24,029 --> 00:18:25,989 THROUGH THE HELL OF QUITTING AGAIN. 396 00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:27,465 - YEAH. 397 00:18:35,402 --> 00:18:36,871 GOOD FOR YOU. 398 00:18:39,879 --> 00:18:41,793 - HEY, RAYMOND, WE GOTTA GET TO THE AIRPORT. 399 00:18:41,828 --> 00:18:43,261 ARE YOU PACKED YET? 400 00:18:46,786 --> 00:18:47,973 WHAT'S GOING ON? 401 00:18:48,011 --> 00:18:49,957 - WELL, I THOUGHT I'D GO DOWN TO THE BEACH 402 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,789 AND PEEP SOME HOOTERS. 403 00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:54,324 - BUT YOU HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH. 404 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,426 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 405 00:18:56,462 --> 00:18:58,295 NOW, WE JUST STARTED TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 406 00:18:58,330 --> 00:18:59,663 I DON'T WANNA LEAVE YET. 407 00:18:59,698 --> 00:19:01,523 - YOU MEAN YOU WANNA STAY WITH ME? 408 00:19:01,562 --> 00:19:03,433 - DAD, YOU'VE SHOWN ME HOW TO HAVE FUN. 409 00:19:03,469 --> 00:19:06,203 JUILLIARD CAN WAIT. AH. 410 00:19:06,238 --> 00:19:07,768 - UH-OH. 411 00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:12,270 SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THOSE RESPONSIBILITY THINGS. 412 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,004 DON'T MOVE. 413 00:19:20,186 --> 00:19:21,895 HARRY, I GOT A PROBLEM. 414 00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:24,988 - ME TOO. I CAN'T FIND THOSE LITTLE PICKLES. 415 00:19:25,024 --> 00:19:26,523 I CAN'T EAT A SANDWICH WITHOUT THEM. 416 00:19:26,559 --> 00:19:28,926 - OH, SECOND SHELF IN THE BACK, TO THE LEFT, 417 00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:30,928 BEHIND THE BOTTLE OF RANCH DRESSING. 418 00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:32,229 EXPIRES TUESDAY. 419 00:19:35,176 --> 00:19:36,639 - WELL--WELL, THANK YOU, CHARLEY. 420 00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:37,670 WHAT'S UP? 421 00:19:37,702 --> 00:19:39,736 - RAYMOND SAYS HE'D RATHER STAY WITH ME AND PARTY 422 00:19:39,772 --> 00:19:41,055 THAN GO TO SCHOOL. 423 00:19:41,452 --> 00:19:43,412 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET HIM DO THAT, ARE YOU? 424 00:19:44,092 --> 00:19:45,492 - OF COURSE NOT. 425 00:19:49,782 --> 00:19:52,382 - HEY, DAD, YOU GOT A LOT OF CHICKS' PHONE NUMBERS IN HERE. 426 00:19:52,418 --> 00:19:55,052 WHAT ARE THESE LITTLE HAPPY FACES NEXT TO THEIR NAMES? 427 00:19:55,087 --> 00:19:58,543 - OH, WELL, THAT USUALLY MEANS JOB WELL DONE. 428 00:19:58,882 --> 00:20:00,206 GIVE ME THAT. 429 00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:02,426 RAYMOND, I CAN'T LET YOU STAY. 430 00:20:02,461 --> 00:20:03,927 - WHY NOT? 431 00:20:03,963 --> 00:20:05,308 - BECAUSE... 432 00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:07,747 DON'T MOVE. 433 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,480 WHY CAN'T HE STAY, HARRY? 434 00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:18,817 - CHARLEY, YOU KNOW WHY. 435 00:20:18,849 --> 00:20:21,776 HE'S A TALENTED YOUNG MAN WITH A BRIGHT FUTURE IN MUSIC. 436 00:20:21,808 --> 00:20:24,248 STAYING WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE. 437 00:20:24,283 --> 00:20:26,736 - YEAH. THANKS. - FINE. 438 00:20:30,356 --> 00:20:31,655 [music playing] 439 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,239 - HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD THE ECSTASY CHANNEL. 440 00:20:34,297 --> 00:20:35,402 - OH. 441 00:20:35,995 --> 00:20:37,366 GIVE ME THAT. 442 00:20:38,898 --> 00:20:41,398 RAYMOND, YOU'RE A TALENTED YOUNG MAN 443 00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:43,901 WITH A BRIGHT FUTURE IN MUSIC. 444 00:20:43,936 --> 00:20:46,119 AND STAYING WOULD BE... 445 00:20:46,572 --> 00:20:48,058 WOULD BE... 446 00:20:48,086 --> 00:20:49,219 OH, DAMN. 447 00:20:49,257 --> 00:20:50,621 DON'T MOVE. 448 00:20:52,661 --> 00:20:54,060 OH, HI, HARRY. 449 00:20:54,095 --> 00:20:56,095 BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. 450 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,880 - RAYMOND, WHAT IS THIS... 451 00:20:57,927 --> 00:20:59,666 ABOUT YOU NOT WANTING TO GO TO SCHOOL? 452 00:20:59,701 --> 00:21:01,768 - OH, GREAT. NOW THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD 453 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,838 KNOWS OUR FAMILY PROBLEMS. 454 00:21:04,506 --> 00:21:06,372 - LOOK, IT'S MY LIFE. 455 00:21:06,408 --> 00:21:08,741 I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME I MADE MY OWN DECISIONS. 456 00:21:08,777 --> 00:21:10,476 AND I'M GONNA STAY HERE. 457 00:21:10,779 --> 00:21:12,117 WITH MY DAD. 458 00:21:13,374 --> 00:21:14,742 - D'YOU HEAR THAT, HARRY? 459 00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:16,626 HE WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS DAD. 460 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,341 THAT'S ME. 461 00:21:20,622 --> 00:21:22,722 - THAT'S RIGHT, CHARLEY. 462 00:21:24,726 --> 00:21:26,192 - RAYMOND, I WANT YOU TO GO TO YOUR ROOM 463 00:21:26,228 --> 00:21:27,427 AND GET YOUR THINGS. 464 00:21:27,462 --> 00:21:29,111 I'M TAKING YOU TO THE AIRPORT. 465 00:21:29,264 --> 00:21:31,030 - BUT, DAD-- - NO, NO. DON'T "BUT, DAD" ME. 466 00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:32,532 YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AND WORK HARD, 467 00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:34,267 AND THEN, WHEN YOU HAVE TIME, 468 00:21:34,302 --> 00:21:37,107 YOU CAN COME HERE AND PARTY-- RESPONSIBLY. 469 00:21:38,106 --> 00:21:39,904 - SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN STIFFY'S. 470 00:21:39,942 --> 00:21:41,993 - STIFFY'S, BAD. 471 00:21:44,357 --> 00:21:46,091 - DAD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 472 00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,280 YOU WERE SO COOL. 473 00:21:47,315 --> 00:21:48,715 - I'M NOT COOL. 474 00:21:48,770 --> 00:21:50,292 I'M YOUR FATHER. 475 00:21:58,627 --> 00:22:00,723 - CHARLEY, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? 476 00:22:01,072 --> 00:22:02,562 - I DON'T KNOW. 477 00:22:05,262 --> 00:22:06,442 - I'M REAL PROUD OF YOU. 478 00:22:06,536 --> 00:22:08,040 - I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. 479 00:22:08,169 --> 00:22:10,470 YOUNG MAN, YOU GIVE ME BACK THAT FAKE I.D. 480 00:22:10,505 --> 00:22:11,938 - THERE YOU GO, MY MAN. 481 00:22:11,973 --> 00:22:14,532 - CAN'T HAVE A FAKE I.D. TILL HE'S 21. 482 00:22:29,621 --> 00:22:32,788 - [playing virtuously] 483 00:22:42,634 --> 00:22:44,446 - PFFT, THING PLAYS JAZZ. 484 00:22:44,478 --> 00:22:46,042 I HATE JAZZ. 485 00:22:46,092 --> 00:22:50,642 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33146

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