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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,281 --> 00:00:09,998 - BYE, AMY. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 2 00:00:10,817 --> 00:00:13,963 - THEY LAW, I SWAN. 3 00:00:14,153 --> 00:00:15,573 - I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT. 4 00:00:16,022 --> 00:00:18,189 - MAMA PACKED THESE PRESERVES IN MY HOMETOWN PAPER 5 00:00:18,224 --> 00:00:20,157 AND, LORD, THERE IS A SCANDAL IN HICKORY. 6 00:00:20,193 --> 00:00:22,126 BOBBY FISHKELLY DONE CAUGHT HIS WIFE DONELLA 7 00:00:22,161 --> 00:00:24,678 OUT BEHIND THE BARN BELLY-TO-BELLY WITH ANOTHER MAN. 8 00:00:25,966 --> 00:00:27,751 - GET OFF THE BUS. 9 00:00:29,987 --> 00:00:32,103 - IT SAYS HERE, "BOBBY GRABBED HIS 12-GAUGE 10 00:00:32,138 --> 00:00:33,738 "AND CHASED THE FELLA UP A WEEPING WILLOW. 11 00:00:33,773 --> 00:00:35,506 "BOBBY'S HUNTIN' DOGS KEPT HIM TREED 12 00:00:35,542 --> 00:00:37,304 FOR THREE DAYS AND THREE NIGHTS." 13 00:00:38,344 --> 00:00:40,711 - RAISES SOME INTERESTING HYGIENE QUESTIONS. 14 00:00:40,747 --> 00:00:41,913 - OH, LISTEN TO THIS. 15 00:00:41,948 --> 00:00:43,400 "SHERIFF TYLER RESCUED THE MAN 16 00:00:43,432 --> 00:00:45,182 "WHO WAS WEARING NOTHING BUT A CONTRIVED EXPRESSION 17 00:00:45,218 --> 00:00:46,676 "AND ONE SOCK. 18 00:00:48,087 --> 00:00:49,954 "HICKORY CITIZENS WERE SHOCKED TO LEARN 19 00:00:49,989 --> 00:00:52,691 THAT HE WAS NONE OTHER THAN...CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT." 20 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:54,993 WHERE'S PAGE EIGHT? 21 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,194 OH, LORDY, SHE DIDN'T PACK PAGE EIGHT. 22 00:00:57,230 --> 00:00:58,727 I'M GONNA GO CALL HER. 23 00:00:59,714 --> 00:01:01,987 - ASK HER WHERE HE WAS WEARING THAT SOCK. 24 00:01:06,573 --> 00:01:08,005 - LIFE GOES ON 25 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:08,164 - OSCAR, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE, UH, AN ULCER. 26 00:02:08,314 --> 00:02:10,414 - ULCER? I CAN'T HAVE AN ULCER. 27 00:02:10,447 --> 00:02:11,689 HOW WOULD I GET AN ULCER? 28 00:02:11,742 --> 00:02:13,251 WHAT'S AN ULCER? 29 00:02:14,445 --> 00:02:17,146 - WELL, IT'S A SORE INSIDE YOUR STOMACH. 30 00:02:17,181 --> 00:02:18,714 WE'LL TREAT IT WITH MEDICATION 31 00:02:18,749 --> 00:02:20,749 AND A SPECIAL DIET TO SEE IF IT HELPS, 32 00:02:20,788 --> 00:02:22,434 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS... 33 00:02:22,887 --> 00:02:24,421 YOU DON'T HAVE TO MISS ANY SCHOOL. 34 00:02:28,228 --> 00:02:30,239 - CAN I GET A SECOND OPINION? 35 00:02:31,028 --> 00:02:33,362 - NOW, OSCAR, ONE OF THE THINGS 36 00:02:33,397 --> 00:02:34,697 THAT CAN CAUSE AN ULCER IS STRESS. 37 00:02:34,732 --> 00:02:36,665 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? ARE YOU DOING OKAY AT SCHOOL? 38 00:02:36,701 --> 00:02:38,677 - YEAH, I MEAN, I GET As AND Bs MOSTLY. 39 00:02:38,717 --> 00:02:39,935 - AH, GOOD FOR YOU. 40 00:02:39,971 --> 00:02:42,195 - AND I HAVE THIS REALLY COOL ART CLASS. 41 00:02:42,315 --> 00:02:44,187 LAST WEEK WE MADE ASHTRAYS, 42 00:02:44,487 --> 00:02:47,970 WHICH WAS KINDA WEIRD 'CAUSE THEY TELL US NOT TO SMOKE. 43 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:51,549 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA WRITE A PRESCRIPTION. 44 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:53,624 YOU MAKE SURE THAT YOUR UNCLE GETS IT FILLED OUT, OKAY? 45 00:02:53,656 --> 00:02:55,317 - YEAH, OKAY, DOC. - ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 46 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:58,046 UH, LAVERNE, WOULD YOU GIVE OSCAR 47 00:02:58,078 --> 00:02:59,989 A COPY OF THE ULCER DIET, PLEASE? 48 00:03:00,024 --> 00:03:01,708 - OH, ABSOLUTELY, DOCTOR. 49 00:03:05,241 --> 00:03:08,753 - WOW, HOW CAN YOU WORK WITH A GORGEOUS BABE LIKE THAT? 50 00:03:14,006 --> 00:03:15,390 - LIKE WHAT? 51 00:03:16,886 --> 00:03:18,201 - YOUR NURSE. 52 00:03:18,238 --> 00:03:20,456 I MEAN, SHE COULD DRIVE A GUY CRAZY. 53 00:03:21,425 --> 00:03:24,465 - YOU ARE WISE BEYOND YOUR YEARS, AMIGO. 54 00:03:51,974 --> 00:03:54,123 - HERE, I BROUGHT SOME STUFF FOR YOUR GARAGE SALE. 55 00:03:54,613 --> 00:03:57,781 - SOPHIA, I'M SORRY. THE GARAGE SALE WAS YESTERDAY. 56 00:03:57,816 --> 00:03:59,149 - THEN YOU MUST HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM. 57 00:03:59,184 --> 00:04:00,650 HERE, TAKE THIS JUNK. 58 00:04:00,686 --> 00:04:03,553 - SOPHIA, THE WHOLE POINT OF HAVING A GARAGE SALE 59 00:04:03,588 --> 00:04:05,321 IS TO CLEAN OUT THE GARAGE. 60 00:04:05,357 --> 00:04:07,013 I DON'T WANNA CLUTTER IT UP WITH... 61 00:04:07,993 --> 00:04:10,506 HOMO ERECTUS SPEAKS? 62 00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:13,963 SOPHIA, I HAD NO IDEA 63 00:04:13,999 --> 00:04:15,865 YOU WERE INTERESTED IN ANTHROPOLOGY. 64 00:04:15,901 --> 00:04:18,298 - I'M NOT. I THOUGHT IT WAS A DIRTY BOOK. 65 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:22,825 - LOOK. 66 00:04:23,210 --> 00:04:24,607 IT'S AUTOGRAPHED. 67 00:04:24,643 --> 00:04:25,942 "DEAR, SOPHIA, 68 00:04:25,977 --> 00:04:28,953 "FOR THE LAST TIME, THIS IS NOT A DIRTY BOOK. 69 00:04:30,982 --> 00:04:32,415 ADAM BLAKELY." 70 00:04:32,451 --> 00:04:34,384 SOPHIA, ADAM BLAKELY 71 00:04:34,419 --> 00:04:36,920 IS A RENOWNED CULTURAL ANTHROPOLOGIST. 72 00:04:36,955 --> 00:04:39,122 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE ACTUALLY MET HIM. 73 00:04:39,157 --> 00:04:40,172 - MET HIM? 74 00:04:40,204 --> 00:04:42,806 I'VE GOT PICTURES OF HIM NAKED WITH A SHEEPDOG. 75 00:04:45,138 --> 00:04:46,162 - EXCUSE ME? 76 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:47,244 - BABY PICTURES. 77 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:48,830 HIS MOTHER LEFT THEM IN MY ROOM. 78 00:04:48,865 --> 00:04:50,366 SHE LIVES AT SHADY PINES. 79 00:04:50,402 --> 00:04:52,328 - SOPHIA, I HAVE TO MEET HIM. 80 00:04:52,604 --> 00:04:54,003 DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN ARRANGE IT? 81 00:04:54,623 --> 00:04:56,223 - WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME? 82 00:04:57,045 --> 00:04:59,242 - I'LL TAKE THIS JUNK OFF YOUR HANDS. 83 00:04:59,277 --> 00:05:00,428 - JUNK? 84 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,267 THESE PRICELESS ANTIQUES? 85 00:05:04,433 --> 00:05:07,117 - OKAY, SOPHIA. TEN BUCKS. NOT A PENNY MORE. 86 00:05:07,152 --> 00:05:09,481 - HA-HA. I WOULD HAVE TAKEN FIVE. 87 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,402 - ADAM BLAKELY. 88 00:05:12,441 --> 00:05:15,452 DID YOU KNOW THAT IN 1991 HE SHOCKED THE WORLD 89 00:05:15,491 --> 00:05:18,716 WITH STARTLING REVELATIONS ABOUT RELIGION IN THE HINDU KUSH? 90 00:05:19,431 --> 00:05:21,831 - DID YOU KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN HE SHOCKED HIS TEACHER 91 00:05:21,867 --> 00:05:23,794 BY POOPING IN THE SANDBOX? 92 00:05:32,773 --> 00:05:34,757 - LAVERNE, ARE WE OUT OF PENS AGAIN? 93 00:05:34,922 --> 00:05:37,540 - DR. DOUGLAS, YOU REMEMBER I TOLD YOU 94 00:05:37,572 --> 00:05:40,049 'BOUT BOBBY FISHKELLY AND HIS CHEATIN' WIFE DONELLA? 95 00:05:40,085 --> 00:05:43,353 - LAVERNE, BEFORE YOU TELL ME SOME LONG RIDICULOUS STORY, 96 00:05:43,388 --> 00:05:44,661 WHERE'S A PEN? 97 00:05:44,923 --> 00:05:46,431 - I'LL BE BRIEF AS A THIEF. 98 00:05:46,459 --> 00:05:47,665 TWO WORDS. 99 00:05:47,699 --> 00:05:49,110 DEWEY FLYNT. 100 00:05:50,912 --> 00:05:53,008 - I DON'T CARE ABOUT DEWEY FLYNT. 101 00:05:53,037 --> 00:05:54,737 DO WE HAVE A PEN? 102 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:57,247 - NO. YOU DON'T GET IT. 103 00:05:57,292 --> 00:06:00,056 DEWEY FLYNT, THE MAN IN THE SOCK? 104 00:06:02,707 --> 00:06:06,012 HE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE MAYOR OF HICKORY. 105 00:06:06,089 --> 00:06:07,518 AS WELL AS THE MAITRE D' 106 00:06:07,566 --> 00:06:09,023 OF HICKORY'S MOST POPULAR RESTAURANT, 107 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:10,574 NOTHIN' BUT BEEF. 108 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:14,566 - AND IF I WANTED TO WRITE TO THIS MAYOR 109 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:16,316 TO EXPRESS MY OUTRAGE, 110 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:18,303 WHERE WOULD I FIND A PEN? 111 00:06:20,391 --> 00:06:21,774 - THAT IS A GREAT IDEA. 112 00:06:21,806 --> 00:06:23,970 A LETTER-WRITING CAMPAIGN. 113 00:06:25,397 --> 00:06:27,090 - WHAT ABOUT THE PEN?! 114 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:30,389 - NO, THANKS, 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY GOT ONE. 115 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,132 - OSCAR, ARE YOU TAKING YOUR MEDICATION 116 00:06:36,156 --> 00:06:37,507 AND STICKING TO YOUR DIET? 117 00:06:37,542 --> 00:06:38,858 - YEAH. 118 00:06:39,211 --> 00:06:40,810 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY BETTER. 119 00:06:40,846 --> 00:06:42,196 IF ANYTHING, YOU'RE GETTING WORSE. 120 00:06:42,225 --> 00:06:43,696 IS SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU? 121 00:06:43,716 --> 00:06:45,336 - NO, NO. 122 00:06:45,717 --> 00:06:46,904 - I THINK THERE IS. 123 00:06:46,935 --> 00:06:48,918 COME ON. COME ON NOW. YOU'D BETTER LEVEL WITH ME. 124 00:06:48,954 --> 00:06:52,535 - WELL, THERE'S SOME KIDS AT SCHOOL, NINTH GRADERS, 125 00:06:52,838 --> 00:06:54,557 THEY PICK ON ME SOMETIMES. 126 00:06:54,593 --> 00:06:55,825 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 127 00:06:55,861 --> 00:06:57,583 - IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 128 00:06:57,619 --> 00:06:59,626 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE THEY TAKE MY LUNCH MONEY 129 00:06:59,650 --> 00:07:01,330 AND STUFF ME IN MY LOCKER. 130 00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:04,064 - OSCAR, IT IS A BIG DEAL. 131 00:07:04,095 --> 00:07:05,869 IT'S PROBABLY GIVING YOU THIS ULCER. 132 00:07:05,904 --> 00:07:07,333 - TELL YOU WHAT, DOC. 133 00:07:07,373 --> 00:07:09,263 HOW 'BOUT WHEN I SEE THEM COMING, 134 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:11,361 I JUST STUFF MYSELF IN MY LOCKER? 135 00:07:11,521 --> 00:07:13,284 CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN. 136 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:16,195 - YOU'RE A VERY FUNNY YOUNG MAN. 137 00:07:16,230 --> 00:07:17,779 - THANKS. - CUT IT OUT. 138 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:20,933 NOW, HAVE YOU TALKED ABOUT THIS WITH ANYBODY IN SCHOOL? 139 00:07:20,968 --> 00:07:22,535 WHAT ABOUT-- WHAT ABOUT YOUR PRINCIPAL? 140 00:07:22,570 --> 00:07:24,069 - DOC, DON'T GET ME WRONG. 141 00:07:24,105 --> 00:07:25,404 I LIKE THE PRINCIPAL AND ALL, 142 00:07:25,439 --> 00:07:26,939 BUT I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE 143 00:07:26,974 --> 00:07:29,357 THE LAST PERSON I SEE BEFORE I DIE. 144 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:32,611 - OSCAR, THIS IS NOTHING TO JOKE ABOUT. 145 00:07:32,647 --> 00:07:34,282 YOU BETTER TALK TO HIM. 146 00:07:34,339 --> 00:07:36,058 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. I DON'T KNOW. 147 00:07:36,092 --> 00:07:37,324 - ALL RIGHT, FINE. 148 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,959 IF YOU DON'T TALK TO THE PRINCIPAL, I WILL. 149 00:07:38,995 --> 00:07:40,561 - OKAY, OKAY. I'LL TALK TO HIM. 150 00:07:40,596 --> 00:07:42,439 - LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO DEAL WITH. 151 00:07:42,479 --> 00:07:43,831 I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THING. 152 00:07:43,866 --> 00:07:45,332 - YOU GOT PICKED ON? 153 00:07:45,368 --> 00:07:47,311 - WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, YEAH. 154 00:07:47,350 --> 00:07:48,803 - A BIG GUY LIKE YOU? 155 00:07:49,546 --> 00:07:52,435 - WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS A BIGGER GUY. 156 00:07:52,976 --> 00:07:56,061 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, I REMEMBER DANNY FLANNIGAN. 157 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:59,911 ACTUALLY, HE WAS-- HE WAS SMALLER, BUT... 158 00:08:01,752 --> 00:08:03,778 HE HAD THIS BIG ATTITUDE. 159 00:08:07,229 --> 00:08:08,807 - WHAT'D HE DO TO YOU? 160 00:08:09,471 --> 00:08:12,210 - WELL, EVERY MORNING, DURING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, HE'D... 161 00:08:13,838 --> 00:08:15,905 HE'D-- HE'D PANTS ME. 162 00:08:20,016 --> 00:08:21,261 - PANTS YOU? 163 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,162 - YEAH, YOU KNOW... 164 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:26,104 PULL MY PANTS DOWN. 165 00:08:28,658 --> 00:08:29,790 - THAT'S IT? 166 00:08:29,826 --> 00:08:31,392 - WHAT? THAT'S IT? 167 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,727 IT WAS VERY EMBARRASSING. 168 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:36,163 I WAS 13 YEARS OLD BEFORE I REALIZED IT WASN'T: 169 00:08:36,199 --> 00:08:37,398 "I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE--" 170 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:39,184 [sobbing] 171 00:08:40,003 --> 00:08:41,135 GET OFF HERE. 172 00:08:41,170 --> 00:08:42,914 - [laughing] - GET OUT. 173 00:08:45,575 --> 00:08:47,575 - ADAM BLAKELY HAS TO BE 174 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,677 THE MOST SENSITIVE MAN EVER BORN. 175 00:08:49,712 --> 00:08:51,245 LISTEN TO THIS, SOPHIA, 176 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,647 IT'S FROM HIS NEW BOOK, 177 00:08:52,682 --> 00:08:55,123 WALKING AMONG THE LEATHER PEOPLE. 178 00:08:55,927 --> 00:08:58,619 - SOUNDS LIKE THE SUN DECK AT SHADY PINES. 179 00:09:00,779 --> 00:09:02,490 - IT'S ABOUT A TRIBE IN NEW GUINEA. 180 00:09:02,525 --> 00:09:03,658 LISTEN. 181 00:09:04,576 --> 00:09:06,676 "THEY ARE AS LEATHER. 182 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:08,944 "EACH ONE, LEATHER. 183 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:12,007 "SOME ARE SOFT AND SUPPLE, 184 00:09:12,207 --> 00:09:15,041 "SOME BAKED-DRY, HARD, 185 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,990 "DEEPLY CRACKED. 186 00:09:17,707 --> 00:09:19,674 "A FEW, SUEDE. 187 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,999 "THEY ARE THE LEATHER PEOPLE, 188 00:09:27,550 --> 00:09:29,261 YET THEY CRY." 189 00:09:34,211 --> 00:09:36,272 THAT IS SO MOVING. 190 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,583 - YEAH, IT'S MOVING ME OUT THE DOOR. 191 00:09:40,897 --> 00:09:42,063 FORGET ABOUT THE BOOK. 192 00:09:42,098 --> 00:09:43,698 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR WHEN HE COMES OVER? 193 00:09:43,733 --> 00:09:45,666 - WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR? 194 00:09:45,702 --> 00:09:49,170 SOPHIA, THIS IS A MEETING OF THE MINDS. 195 00:09:49,205 --> 00:09:51,517 ADAM BLAKELY IS A SCHOLAR. 196 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:55,486 - HE'S ALSO RECENTLY DIVORCED AND HORNY AS A VIKING. 197 00:10:00,149 --> 00:10:02,696 - SOPHIA, IS SEX ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT? 198 00:10:02,907 --> 00:10:04,827 - THAT AND JELL-O. 199 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,935 SOMETIMES TOGETHER. 200 00:10:13,514 --> 00:10:15,429 - DR. DOUGLAS, I'M GLAD YOU'RE SITTIN' DOWN. 201 00:10:15,465 --> 00:10:16,902 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 202 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,325 - LAVERNE, I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO HICKORY, 203 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,003 I DON'T PLAN TO GO TO HICKORY, 204 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,571 AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS 205 00:10:23,606 --> 00:10:26,207 ABOUT BOBBY FISH, MAYOR DEWEY, 206 00:10:26,242 --> 00:10:28,457 FLOYD THE BARBER, OR ARNOLD THE PIG. 207 00:10:29,821 --> 00:10:31,312 - WELL, I WAS JUST GONNA TELL YOU 208 00:10:31,347 --> 00:10:34,682 THAT THE STATIONERY STORE DONATED A WHOLE CASE OF PENS. 209 00:10:38,287 --> 00:10:39,954 GOOD LUCK FINDIN' 'EM. 210 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:52,099 - OSCAR, HEY. COME OVER HERE. 211 00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:54,368 WHAT'S GOING ON? - NOTHING, NOTHING. 212 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,059 - THOSE KIDS ARE AFTER YOU AGAIN, RIGHT? 213 00:10:56,093 --> 00:10:57,426 COME ON. I'LL GO OUT THERE WITH YOU. 214 00:10:57,450 --> 00:10:58,973 - DOC, THE LAST THING I NEED 215 00:10:59,008 --> 00:11:02,086 IS A BIG NEON WHITE GUY DRAWING ATTENTION TO ME. 216 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,758 - WE'LL TALK TO THEM. - NO, PLEASE. 217 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,382 IF YOU TALK TO THEM NOW, THEY'LL BEAT ME UP LATER. 218 00:11:09,243 --> 00:11:11,193 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA TALK TO YOUR PRINCIPAL. 219 00:11:12,722 --> 00:11:14,386 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. YOU WAIT HERE. 220 00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:15,790 I'M DRIVING YOU BACK TO SCHOOL. 221 00:11:15,825 --> 00:11:18,191 WE'RE GONNA TALK TO THE PRINCIPAL RIGHT NOW. 222 00:11:18,361 --> 00:11:19,547 WAIT. 223 00:11:21,394 --> 00:11:22,806 - YO, LITTLE MAN. 224 00:11:23,019 --> 00:11:24,432 YOU WANT THOSE GUYS TO LAY OFF? 225 00:11:24,467 --> 00:11:25,589 - I'M OKAY. 226 00:11:25,628 --> 00:11:27,655 - IS GRANDPA GONNA GO TO SCHOOL WITH YOU EVERY DAY? 227 00:11:27,697 --> 00:11:29,041 - I'LL WORK IT OUT. 228 00:11:29,073 --> 00:11:31,722 - ALL I'M SAYIN' IS, IF YOU WANT PROTECTION, 229 00:11:32,809 --> 00:11:34,453 YOU NEED ONE OF THESE. 230 00:11:45,221 --> 00:11:47,254 - DR. DOUGLAS, I'M GONNA ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME. 231 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,722 WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS? 232 00:11:48,758 --> 00:11:50,624 - LET ME DRAW YOU A MAP. 233 00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:53,894 [gasping] CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A PEN. 234 00:12:01,246 --> 00:12:02,281 - HI. 235 00:12:02,317 --> 00:12:04,651 - HI, OSCAR. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY? 236 00:12:05,152 --> 00:12:06,513 - HI. 237 00:12:07,036 --> 00:12:08,827 - HEY, HEY, OSCAR. 238 00:12:11,794 --> 00:12:13,026 OSCAR? 239 00:12:13,061 --> 00:12:14,194 - OH, HI. 240 00:12:14,229 --> 00:12:16,233 - WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 241 00:12:16,565 --> 00:12:18,041 - I WANTED TO GIVE YOU THIS 242 00:12:18,073 --> 00:12:19,343 TO SAY, LIKE, THANKS. 243 00:12:20,192 --> 00:12:21,596 IT'S A DOG. 244 00:12:22,395 --> 00:12:23,988 IT STARTED OUT AS AN ASHTRAY, 245 00:12:24,028 --> 00:12:25,863 THEN FOR A WHILE IT WAS A BIG BLOB. 246 00:12:27,003 --> 00:12:28,368 NOW IT'S A DOG. 247 00:12:28,944 --> 00:12:30,176 - WELL, THIS IS WONDERFUL. LOOK. 248 00:12:30,212 --> 00:12:31,745 IT LOOKS JUST LIKE DREYFUSS. 249 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:32,912 - IT'S NO BIG THING. 250 00:12:32,948 --> 00:12:34,904 - WELL, I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL. 251 00:12:35,918 --> 00:12:37,248 - HERE. 252 00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,390 - YOU KNOW, OSCAR, 253 00:12:43,425 --> 00:12:45,358 I HAVE A FRIEND OF MINE WHO HAS AN ART STUDIO. 254 00:12:45,394 --> 00:12:46,593 MAYBE HE COULD USE A HAND. 255 00:12:46,628 --> 00:12:48,261 AND YOU GET TO SEE SOME REAL ARTISTS AT WORK. 256 00:12:48,296 --> 00:12:50,100 - COOL. THANKS, DR. WESTON. 257 00:12:50,132 --> 00:12:52,204 HEY, WILL I GET TO SEE ANY NAKED LADIES? 258 00:12:52,601 --> 00:12:54,001 - OSCAR. 259 00:12:54,569 --> 00:12:56,211 - COME ON, MAN. WE GOTTA GO. 260 00:12:56,338 --> 00:12:57,635 - LATER, DOC. 261 00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:00,621 - WELL, OSCAR SEEMS A LOT MORE RELAXED. 262 00:13:00,652 --> 00:13:02,261 - YEAH, WELL, I GUESS THE PRINCIPAL WAS ABLE 263 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,823 TO HANDLE IT AFTER ALL. 264 00:13:04,207 --> 00:13:06,401 - HARRY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 265 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,581 - YEAH. 266 00:13:11,744 --> 00:13:13,519 - DO YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS THE PRINCIPAL 267 00:13:13,549 --> 00:13:15,423 WHO GOT THOSE KIDS OFF OSCAR'S BACK? 268 00:13:15,824 --> 00:13:17,090 - LOOKS LIKE IT. 269 00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:19,359 - HARRY, IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY AROUND HERE. 270 00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:20,627 I KNOW THESE KIDS. 271 00:13:20,662 --> 00:13:22,295 - SO, WHAT'S GOING ON? 272 00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:24,056 - WELL, YOU KNOW THAT KID 273 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,232 THAT OSCAR'S HANGING AROUND WITH, TJ? 274 00:13:26,268 --> 00:13:28,205 HE'S REAL BAD NEWS. 275 00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:31,137 LAST YEAR HE WAS EXPELLED FOR CARRYING A GUN. 276 00:13:31,173 --> 00:13:32,852 - SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 277 00:13:32,892 --> 00:13:35,275 THAT OSCAR'S HANGING AROUND WITH HIM FOR PROTECTION? 278 00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:37,277 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. 279 00:13:37,312 --> 00:13:39,232 - MAXINE, COME ON. OSCAR'S NOT STUPID. 280 00:13:39,264 --> 00:13:40,613 HE KNOWS BETTER THAN THAT. 281 00:13:40,649 --> 00:13:44,540 - HARRY, IT MIGHT NOT SEEM THAT STUPID TO HIM. 282 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,191 - WELL. 283 00:13:53,756 --> 00:13:56,089 - "CHIEF NAGILI STOOD ON THE SHORE 284 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:57,882 "WAVING GOOD-BYE TO ME 285 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,572 "AS THE SUN SET BEHIND HIM 286 00:14:01,297 --> 00:14:03,534 "AND HIS 1,500 WIVES. 287 00:14:05,985 --> 00:14:07,845 "I DRIFTED DOWN THE RIVER 288 00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:10,505 "NEVER AGAIN TO WALK AMONG... 289 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:12,905 THE LEATHER PEOPLE." 290 00:14:16,602 --> 00:14:18,473 - THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 291 00:14:20,049 --> 00:14:22,447 AND TO HEAR IT FROM YOUR OWN LIPS. 292 00:14:22,685 --> 00:14:25,352 I MEAN, THIS IS BETTER THAN BOOKS ON TAPE. 293 00:14:27,277 --> 00:14:28,489 - IT IS A BOOK ON TAPE. 294 00:14:28,524 --> 00:14:30,132 $23.95. 295 00:14:30,999 --> 00:14:33,361 [both laughing] 296 00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:37,137 - YOU KNOW, I FIND ANTHROPOLOGY SO FASCINATING. 297 00:14:37,191 --> 00:14:39,822 I FAIRLY IMMERSED MYSELF IN IT IN COLLEGE. 298 00:14:40,302 --> 00:14:42,813 - REALLY? YOU MAJORED IN ANTHROPOLOGY? 299 00:14:42,888 --> 00:14:44,649 - WELL, I TOOK A CLASS. 300 00:14:45,404 --> 00:14:47,846 AND I WROTE A COMPELLING FINAL PAPER. 301 00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:50,196 I WONDER WHATEVER BECAME OF THAT. 302 00:14:51,146 --> 00:14:52,517 OH, HERE IT IS. 303 00:14:59,255 --> 00:15:01,602 - "CHILDLESS SOCIETIES AND... 304 00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:03,722 WHY THEY DIE OUT." 305 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:07,287 SOUNDS FASCINATING. 306 00:15:07,905 --> 00:15:10,517 UH, WHY IS THIS LITTLE SQUARE 307 00:15:10,549 --> 00:15:11,834 CUT OUT OF THE TITLE PAGE? 308 00:15:11,873 --> 00:15:13,866 - OH, THE GRADE WAS WRONG. 309 00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:17,671 - WELL, I'D LOVE TO READ IT. 310 00:15:17,706 --> 00:15:19,072 - REALLY? OH, GREAT. 311 00:15:19,108 --> 00:15:21,108 WHY DON'T YOU SIT OVER HERE? THE LIGHT'S MUCH BETTER. 312 00:15:21,143 --> 00:15:23,278 - I THOUGHT I'D READ IT WHEN I GOT HOME. 313 00:15:23,717 --> 00:15:26,413 I MEAN, WHY SQUANDER OUR EVENING TOGETHER? 314 00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:28,096 - YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 315 00:15:29,404 --> 00:15:30,717 - OOPS. 316 00:15:30,753 --> 00:15:31,919 SORRY, CAROL. 317 00:15:31,956 --> 00:15:34,626 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ONE TWITCHING IN THE WEB. 318 00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:45,699 - GO HOME. 319 00:15:45,734 --> 00:15:46,877 - MAKE ME. 320 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,976 HI, CHARLEY DIETZ. 321 00:15:49,009 --> 00:15:50,116 - I'M ADAM BLAKELY. 322 00:15:50,148 --> 00:15:51,398 - WHO HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF THE WORLD'S 323 00:15:51,429 --> 00:15:53,574 FOREMOST CULTURAL ANTHROPOLOGISTS. 324 00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:54,671 - YEAH? 325 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,369 WHO ARE THE OTHER THREE? 326 00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:02,612 - IT'S AMAZING. 327 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,217 IT'S AS THOUGH YOU'RE ACTUALLY SUCKING 328 00:16:04,253 --> 00:16:06,377 THE INTELLIGENCE OUT OF THE ROOM. 329 00:16:07,890 --> 00:16:09,632 - SO, WHAT LINE OF WORK ARE YOU IN, CHARLEY? 330 00:16:09,882 --> 00:16:12,292 - HE HANDS OUT TOWELS ON A CRUISE SHIP. 331 00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:14,601 - AND SUNSCREEN. 332 00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:16,528 - REALLY? 333 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,106 I WAS IN THE MERCHANT MARINE. 334 00:16:18,153 --> 00:16:19,600 - NO KIDDING. IN THE ATLANTIC? 335 00:16:19,635 --> 00:16:20,901 - NO, THE PACIFIC. 336 00:16:20,928 --> 00:16:22,845 - OOH, THAT'S THE BIG ONE. 337 00:16:22,877 --> 00:16:25,135 - [laughing] 338 00:16:25,182 --> 00:16:26,740 OH, BOY, THOSE WERE THE DAYS. 339 00:16:26,775 --> 00:16:28,775 DO YOU FELLOWS STILL RAISE THE DICKENS 340 00:16:28,811 --> 00:16:29,943 WHEN YOU GET INTO PORT? 341 00:16:29,979 --> 00:16:30,993 - SURE. 342 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,146 HECK SOMETIMES I WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, 343 00:16:33,182 --> 00:16:36,072 I FIND I'M RAISING A DICKENS FOR NO REASON AT ALL. 344 00:16:40,823 --> 00:16:43,369 - [laughing] 345 00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:45,659 OH GOD, YOU REMIND ME SO MUCH 346 00:16:45,694 --> 00:16:48,269 OF THE OLD SALTS I USED TO RUN AROUND WITH. 347 00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:51,204 ONCE, WHEN THE CAPTAIN PASSED OUT, 348 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,654 WE SNUCK INTO HIS BUNK AND SHAVED OFF ALL HIS BODY HAIR. 349 00:16:54,687 --> 00:16:58,179 [laughter] 350 00:16:58,203 --> 00:17:00,240 - COOL. - YEAH. 351 00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:02,976 - ADAM, WHAT ABOUT THAT TRIBE? 352 00:17:03,012 --> 00:17:04,144 THE ONE IN NEW GUINEA. 353 00:17:04,179 --> 00:17:05,312 - I CONSIDERED IT, 354 00:17:05,347 --> 00:17:07,216 BUT NONE OF THEM WERE HAIRY ENOUGH. 355 00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:11,351 - NO. THAT-- THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 356 00:17:11,387 --> 00:17:14,599 - HEY, I'M ON MY WAY TO MEET SOME OF THE OTHER BOAT GUYS. 357 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:15,790 WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US? 358 00:17:15,814 --> 00:17:17,662 IT'S D-CUP NIGHT AT STIFFY'S. 359 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,317 - STIFFY'S? 360 00:17:19,642 --> 00:17:21,728 GOD, I LOVE STIFFY'S. 361 00:17:21,757 --> 00:17:23,190 - WHAT?! - WELL, WE'D BETTER HURRY. 362 00:17:23,227 --> 00:17:24,982 WE DON'T WANNA MISS IT WHEN THEY THROW OUT THE FIRST PASTY. 363 00:17:25,022 --> 00:17:26,466 - ALL RIGHT. - ADAM. 364 00:17:26,502 --> 00:17:29,259 - OH, UH, I'M SORRY. I FORGOT. 365 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,477 YOU, UH, MADE DINNER AND EVERYTHING. 366 00:17:31,658 --> 00:17:34,250 - NO. IT'S OKAY. 367 00:17:34,312 --> 00:17:35,494 GO. 368 00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:37,816 WALK AMONG THE STUPID PEOPLE. 369 00:17:39,181 --> 00:17:40,747 - YOU'RE ANGRY, AREN'T YOU? 370 00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:43,696 - I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, 371 00:17:43,728 --> 00:17:45,585 WOULD STOOP SO LOW. 372 00:17:45,621 --> 00:17:48,702 - CAROL, THIS IS PART OF MALE BONDING, 373 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:52,131 NOT UNLIKE THE RITES OF PASSAGE OF THE FIJI ISLANDERS. 374 00:17:52,342 --> 00:17:54,363 IT'S THE TRIBAL RITUAL. 375 00:17:54,451 --> 00:17:56,196 IT'S THE PRIMAL HUNT. 376 00:17:56,231 --> 00:17:58,502 - IT'S TWO-FOR-ONE BEFORE 10:00. 377 00:18:00,254 --> 00:18:02,303 - THEN WE'RE OFF TO HOOTERVILLE. 378 00:18:11,235 --> 00:18:12,517 - HEY, DOC. 379 00:18:12,548 --> 00:18:14,566 THEY SAID AT SCHOOL YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 380 00:18:14,602 --> 00:18:16,413 - OSCAR, SIT DOWN. 381 00:18:16,685 --> 00:18:19,351 - UH-OH, I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 382 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,288 - I'M CONCERNED, THAT'S ALL. 383 00:18:21,323 --> 00:18:22,489 - BUT I FEEL GREAT. 384 00:18:22,524 --> 00:18:25,966 - I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR FRIEND TJ. 385 00:18:26,282 --> 00:18:28,161 WHAT'S HE LIKE? - HE'S OKAY. 386 00:18:28,338 --> 00:18:30,397 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEAR. I HEAR HE CARRIES A GUN. 387 00:18:30,432 --> 00:18:31,798 - WHAT'S IT TO ME? 388 00:18:32,314 --> 00:18:33,887 - OSCAR, LISTEN TO ME. 389 00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:35,754 GOOD KIDS WHO HANG AROUND WITH BAD KIDS 390 00:18:35,778 --> 00:18:37,571 USUALLY END UP IN TROUBLE. 391 00:18:37,747 --> 00:18:40,677 - LIKE IN THOSE AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIALS, HUH? 392 00:18:41,877 --> 00:18:43,610 - OSCAR, WHEN THERE'S A GUN AROUND, 393 00:18:43,645 --> 00:18:46,113 THE ODDS ARE SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET SHOT. 394 00:18:46,148 --> 00:18:47,647 - COME ON, DR. WESTON. 395 00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:50,016 AROUND HERE, WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING SHOT, 396 00:18:50,052 --> 00:18:52,119 IT DON'T MUCH MATTER WHO YOU HANG WITH. 397 00:18:52,652 --> 00:18:54,585 - OSCAR, I KNOW YOU'RE SCARED, 398 00:18:54,656 --> 00:18:57,021 BUT TJ'S GUN ISN'T THE ANSWER. 399 00:18:57,062 --> 00:18:59,226 - OH, YEAH? WELL, MAYBE TJ CARRIES A GUN 400 00:18:59,257 --> 00:19:00,898 BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE DOES. 401 00:19:00,929 --> 00:19:02,565 MAYBE TJ WANTS TO STAY ALIVE. 402 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,865 - WAIT, OSCAR. 403 00:19:03,889 --> 00:19:06,285 - LOOK, I DON'T NEED TJ AND I DEFINITELY DON'T NEED YOU. 404 00:19:06,309 --> 00:19:07,546 - OSCAR, PAY ATT-- - LEAVE ME ALONE. 405 00:19:07,593 --> 00:19:09,326 [gunshot] - [moaning] 406 00:19:09,674 --> 00:19:11,504 - OH, GOD. 407 00:19:11,565 --> 00:19:13,885 - WHAT'D YOU DO?! WHAT DID YOU DO? 408 00:19:13,932 --> 00:19:15,041 - IT WENT OFF. 409 00:19:15,081 --> 00:19:16,585 IT WAS IN MY BACKPACK. 410 00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:20,817 I'M SORRY. 411 00:19:21,522 --> 00:19:22,953 I'M SORRY. 412 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,574 - [mumbles] 413 00:19:31,598 --> 00:19:33,622 - EASY. OKAY. 414 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,953 COMFORTABLE, DADDY? 415 00:19:39,988 --> 00:19:41,474 - I WAS. 416 00:19:42,554 --> 00:19:44,507 - WELL, YOU MUST BE A-GOIN' HOME SOON. 417 00:19:44,539 --> 00:19:46,546 I HEARD A CHORUS OF GLORY, GLORY, HALLELUJAH 418 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,086 COMIN' FROM THE NURSES STATION. 419 00:19:48,611 --> 00:19:50,762 HOW YOU FEELIN'? - I'M FEELING OKAY. 420 00:19:51,595 --> 00:19:53,133 - HAVE YOU VOIDED TODAY? 421 00:19:53,168 --> 00:19:54,442 - TWICE. 422 00:19:55,042 --> 00:19:57,154 - I BEAT YOU BY ONE, HARRY. 423 00:19:59,221 --> 00:20:00,674 - OH, BOY, LOOK AT THE TIME. 424 00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:02,142 VISITING HOURS ARE JUST ABOUT OVER. 425 00:20:02,177 --> 00:20:03,343 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 426 00:20:03,379 --> 00:20:04,845 - UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO SLEEP HERE. 427 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,146 - OH, NO. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 428 00:20:07,224 --> 00:20:08,702 - I'M GONNA STOP OFF AT THE CHAPEL 429 00:20:08,734 --> 00:20:09,984 TO SAY A PRAYER. 430 00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:12,363 - THANK YOU, SOPHIA. THAT'S SWEET. 431 00:20:12,398 --> 00:20:13,444 - NOT FOR YOU. 432 00:20:13,476 --> 00:20:15,565 CHARLEY AND I ARE GOING TO THE TRACK. 433 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,140 - I LOVE YOU, DADDY. 434 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,575 GET SOME REST. 435 00:20:23,696 --> 00:20:24,746 - WELL... 436 00:20:25,831 --> 00:20:27,659 THE WORLD'S GONE MAD, THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. 437 00:20:27,692 --> 00:20:28,941 IT'S JUST THE WORLD'S GONE MAD. 438 00:20:28,976 --> 00:20:31,523 I JUST--I JUST-- YOU KNOW--AND THEN I-- 439 00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:32,893 WHEN I SAW YOU IN THERE ON THE FLOOR-- 440 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,498 AND MY HEART-- 441 00:20:35,049 --> 00:20:36,970 I WAS JUST... REALLY SCARED. 442 00:20:37,010 --> 00:20:39,231 I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TRYIN' TO SAY. 443 00:20:41,462 --> 00:20:42,883 - THANK YOU, LAVERNE. 444 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:46,476 - HE'S A LITTLE SENTIMENTAL TODAY. 445 00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:48,344 I THINK IT'S THE MEDICATION. 446 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,616 - HEY, HARRY. I'M NOT KEEPING YOU UP, AM I? 447 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,885 - NO, DEAR. I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU. 448 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,187 - HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 449 00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,714 - WELL, THE PAIN'S GONE. 450 00:20:58,839 --> 00:21:00,860 - I KNOW. I JUST SAW HER LEAVE. 451 00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:04,828 - [laughing] 452 00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:07,030 OH, GOD. MAXINE. 453 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:08,839 - AND, BY THE WAY, 454 00:21:08,979 --> 00:21:11,095 I JUST TALKED TO OSCAR'S UNCLE. 455 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,043 - HOW IS OSCAR DOING? 456 00:21:13,216 --> 00:21:14,671 - HE'S PRETTY SHAKEN UP. 457 00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:16,039 BUT, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, 458 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,620 WHEN WORD GETS OUT HE SHOT HIS DOCTOR, 459 00:21:17,668 --> 00:21:19,905 THOSE KIDS WON'T BE MESSING WITH HIM ANYMORE. 460 00:21:21,121 --> 00:21:22,876 - IT'S A COMFORTING THOUGHT. 461 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:27,146 MAXINE, I'VE BEEN TREATING KIDS FOR HALF MY LIFE. 462 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,548 THIS IS CRAZINESS. THIS IS INSANE. 463 00:21:31,163 --> 00:21:34,695 - I'D SAY WE'RE ABOUT A MILE PAST INSANE. 464 00:21:36,483 --> 00:21:38,528 WELL, YOU'D BETTER GET SOME REST. 465 00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:40,230 ANYTHING YOU NEED BEFORE I GO? 466 00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:41,612 - NO, DEAR. 467 00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:43,867 UH, YOU MIND IF I SLEEP IN TOMORROW? 468 00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,498 - HM, WHAT THE HELL. 469 00:21:45,536 --> 00:21:46,706 TAKE THE WHOLE DAY OFF. 470 00:21:46,745 --> 00:21:47,827 - THANKS. 471 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,740 - GOOD NIGHT, HARRY. - GOOD NIGHT. 472 00:21:50,775 --> 00:21:52,876 [moaning] 473 00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:07,185 - I'M SORRY. 474 00:22:09,446 --> 00:22:12,827 - OSCAR, OSCAR, COME ON. 475 00:22:28,429 --> 00:22:30,963 - SHH. 476 00:22:39,403 --> 00:22:41,102 - [Carol screaming] 477 00:22:41,138 --> 00:22:43,505 - PANTY RAID! - PANTY RAID! 478 00:22:43,540 --> 00:22:46,541 [both whooping] 479 00:22:46,591 --> 00:22:51,141 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33345

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