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- Hey!
- Hey.
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Not here. We can do that in the car.
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- I took the bus.
- Well, we can do it on the bus.
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Slut!
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(SHE LAUGHS)
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- What time's your sister getting in?
- Not until eight.
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Oh, can't wait to see her.
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She's bringing me over some Diazepam.
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- Happy pills.
- Yeah, I know what it is.
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Why do you take that shit?
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Dunno. Just..
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sometimes like to feel a bit
better than my factory settings.
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(THEY LAUGH)
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What's the new foster kid like?
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- I dunno. I know he's a teen.
- Really?
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Bloody hell! Good for her.
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Maybe when Frankie
and Muireann are older,
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we should think about
fostering some kids.
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Are you mental? Why
would we wanna do that?
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- Cos it's a good thing to do.
- We don't have time to do good stuff...
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- or space.
- Well, just say you don't wanna do it.
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Don't say we don't have enough space.
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Those kids come from
clusters, hives of kids.
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They don't give a shit about space.
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Give 'em an apple and a blanket,
they think they're at Disney World.
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- Oh, did I tell you she's a Quaker now?
- Huh?
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Yeah. She started checking
it out after Colton left her,
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- and now she's full-bore.
- Really?
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God, that worries me. Your sister's
ripe for being taken advantage of
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- by a cult. Plus, they're hypocrites.
- It's not a cult.
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You know, "I won't use a
BlackBerry but I will use a wheel."
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A wheel's technology.
They use wheels like crazy.
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They're fucking nuts
about wheels. And barns.
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Barn technology. Also, that's Amish.
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Hang on. How did she even get
over here, if she's a Quaker?
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- I mean, how is she allowed to use a plane?
- Huh...?
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- She should come in a covered wagon.
- (HE CHUCKLES)
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- That's Amish. It's a different thing. You're a bigot
- It's the same thing.
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So what? What are you gonna
do, text an Amish person?
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It's not the same thing,
so your joke doesn't work.
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- (BLOWS RASPBERRY) Who cares?
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com
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My asshole ex drew a
swastika on my passport
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- so I wouldn't be able to leave the country.
- Oh, my God!
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The TSA guy said, "That's fine,
so long as they can read the chip."
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And then on this side,
the guy just smiled at me
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and invited me to something
called a... a ooh-kip.
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Colton thinks that if he
makes my life miserable,
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he's gonna feel better. He's so unhappy.
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I'm just praying for him. Did I
tell you that he took all my money
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from the company we started together?
Yeah, I had to sell the house.
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- You did, but... Oh, no.
- (SHE MOUTHS)
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So Mom showed me how to eBay
some of his Bruins jerseys,
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and that's how I paid
for the plane tickets.
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Oh! (CHUCKLES)
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- What's the bandwidth here?
- Huh?
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How long would it take
to download 75 gigs?
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Oh, I-I don't know. But
we have a full-colour TV.
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You can watch a whole show,
right now, as it's happening.
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Well, we're gonna get out
from under your feet very soon.
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- Oh, don't worry about that.
- No, I wanna dive right in.
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Do you guys wanna go to
Buckingham Palace with us?
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Oh, no, thank you. I
don't like the monarchy.
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Oh, that's funny, cos I've
seen you looking at pictures
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of Princess Beatrice on your phone.
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Well, that's not cos she's a royal.
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She has giant beautiful eyes,
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and even if she worked at Pizza Express,
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I'd still look at pictures
of her on my phone.
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(CHUCKLES) That's not creepy.
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And also, d-do you know how
much the Crown Jewels are worth?
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If they sold one of those,
just one of those jewels,
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it'd fund the NHS for 200 years, so...
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for that reason, I hope
they all get rickets.
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- Other than that, they are quite fun.
- Mmm. (SHE LAUGHS)
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- Morning.
- Mm.
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I hope you don't mind that
I helped myself to breakfast.
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- Oh, God, no. Knock yourself out.
- These Weetabix things are hilarious.
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They start out as this wheaty brick,
then you pour some milk on them
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and they turn into this
sort of tasty slime.
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- Yeah! They're fun, all right.
- Mm...
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- where's Rob?
- He's, er, doing his morning meditation.
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- Really? Oh.
- No. He's having a shit.
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Between you and me...
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I came over here because I
wanted to check how he's doing.
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Mom didn't paint a
great picture. How is he?
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How is he? Er... I don't know, really.
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I mean, he's not drinking,
but he's not really happy.
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He's sort of ashamed, I guess, you
know, so he's working on himself,
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- which is great, but also selfish.
- Mm-hm.
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It's like he's on a crusade,
but to somewhere boring,
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- and we all have to come.
- Doesn't sound very fun for you.
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Yeah. I mean, I don't
need fun all the time.
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It's just that, like, up till recently,
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his alcoholism was just folklore,
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you know? And now it's kinda in my face.
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- But, er... Oh! There he is. Morning.
- Morning!
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Oh, hey, Syd, uh, assuming you get
your fill of touristy stuff today,
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do you think you could possibly
watch the kids for us tonight?
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Why? What we doing? You
taking me somewhere nice?
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Well, there's an open AA
meeting at St Andrew's tonight
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that you can bring family to,
so I thought we might hit that.
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They usually have a
pretty good biscuit spread
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if you get there early
enough. They go pretty fast.
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♪
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- Hey!
- Morning!
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- Morning.
- I was wondering,
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would you like to come and see the
opening night of Jeffrey's play?
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Late notice because, I'll be
honest, you weren't my first choice.
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- Oh, wow! Yeah, I'd love to.
- Well, great!
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- Uh, you have to be there at 6:30.
- Why? How long's the play?
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- Three and a half hours.
- (SHE MOUTHS)
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I don't think I can make that.
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(SHE SIGHS DEEPLY)
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Chris is bringing his new girlfriend,
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and I could really do
with the moral support.
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Please!
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- Will anyone famous be there?
- Benedict Cumberbatch's brother,
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- Rollo, is playing Sebastian.
- Oh, Christ.
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♪
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Mom said you were a real
mess last time she was over.
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How you doing now?
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I mean, my head's still a
bit of a clown graveyard,
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- if I'm being honest. But, uh, you know,
- Yeah?
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- don't tell her that.
- I didn't even tell her about the accident.
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Thank you. How's she doing, by the way?
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Oh, she is... just... rough work!
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Her hearing's going, so
she shouts at me a lot,
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and then I shout at
her just to be heard.
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- Everybody's just screaming.
- Ugh!
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- Is there anything I can do to help?
- Well... not from here.
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Do you ever think about moving back?
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Yeah. I think about
it all the time, but...
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you know, that idea doesn't gain
a lot of purchase with Sharon.
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Maybe when she dies.
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Why would Sharon die? She sick?
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- Not that I know of.
- OK!
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- Um, oh, hey, Dave called,
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and he wants to see you, so
I invited him over for dinner.
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- I hope that's OK. Yeah.
- Dave Norton?
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- Yeah. Shockingly.
- Oh, my God. He's still alive?
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Whoa! All right. We'll
see you home for dinner.
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We're just gonna pop in here.
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- _
- Oh, you're quakin' already?
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- Yeah, you can Quake on vacation.
- Mm-hm. OK.
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- Can I come in?
- Totally!
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Yeah, come on. Let's go.
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OK! So, for your homework tonight,
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uh, I would like you to use
your spelling words from today
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to make a picture, OK? I
want you to all use colours,
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that's crayons, colouring pencils...
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Don't just borrow your
dad's bettin' Biro...
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- and, er...
- (BELL RINGS)
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All right, everyone. Leave
your papers on your desk.
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Sam? Sam, I want you to stay behind.
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OK. Right, no talking! Out!
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Thank you. James, Sonny, stop flossing.
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(CHILDREN LAUGH)
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Hey!
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Did you have a little accident? Yeah?
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Do you still need to go to
the toilet, or did you...
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did you do it all here?
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OK. Um, I tell you what,
I will go to lost property,
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and see if they've got any
spare trousers, like last time.
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Yeah? And don't worry about it
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This kind of thing used to
happen to me all the time.
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You should hear what my husband
did at his sister's wedding.
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I'll tell you when I
get back. OK. Good man.
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(SHE SIGHS QUIETLY)
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- What's happening now?
- Oh, you just listen.
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- To what?
- Whatever's on your mind...
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or God... if you believe in that crap...
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which I do.
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So, Syd,
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whatever happened to that
fuckin' asshole who... Oh.
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- I'm-I'm sorry, Jamie.
- Er, Jimmy.
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Oh! Sorry about that, too.
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(HE LAUGHS)
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Syd, whatever happened to
that fuckin'... Oh, shit!
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I'm so sorry. Um, I'm sorry.
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(SCOFFS) Er...
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What do I do, give them money, or...
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No. Just next time you think
you're gonna swear, don't.
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OK. Sure. Syd...
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- Yes?
- whatever happened to that... person...
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you used to be in an
adult relationship with?
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Y-you know, that angry
guy with the greasy face?
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- Mm-hm. Colton? I married him.
- Yeah.
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Stayed with him for a
little over a decade,
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and still detangling
myself from that wreckage.
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(HE LAUGHS)
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I just never thought I would see
Dave Norton strapped to a baby!
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- (HE LAUGHS) I know, right?
- Yeah!
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Ohhh, I am so blessed.
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Uh, I'm sorry her mom couldn't be here.
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She's got a little dose
of the baby blues, so...
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I don't really like being
around her right now.
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Oh, love this little chicken so much!
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Mwah, mwah! (HE LAUGHS)
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I didn't even know what had
come out at first, you know,
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you know, if it done have cloven feet.
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(CHUCKLING) I mean, I thought I
could've been siring the Antichrist...
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because, you know, I sold
drugs to Slobodan Milosevic.
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- Dave!
- Oh! Sorry. Sorry.
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Guns.
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(IN A WHISPER) Drugs and guns.
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- How was your day? How was school?
- Yeah! Grand.
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OK, one of my kids has
started wetting himself,
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so, yeah, the parents are
coming in to see me tomorrow.
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It's happened a few
times now, God love him,
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- and I don't know whether something's going on at home.
- Oh, my goodness.
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Yeah. It's difficult to know what to do,
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but sometimes I think
this is what I'm good at.
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You know, I mean, I hate
that he's wetting himself,
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but at the same time, this is where
I can really... I dunno. Shine.
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You know what I mean.
You know what we do.
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Oh.
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Oh, there's salad in... in
the bowl there, if you...
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Oh, thank you, honey. We're all good.
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Did Rob tell you how much he
enjoyed his first meeting today?
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Looks like we might have
two Quakers in the family!
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♪
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I don't understand why the idea
of me becoming a better person,
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or at least trying to, puts
such a cockroach up your asshole.
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Number one, you're too busy.
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You'd have to go to bloody weekly
harvest feasts and what-have-you.
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You've already got AA, therapy, work...
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And, you know, what about me?
Will I have to wear a bonnet?
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Don't think this doesn't affect us.
229
00:10:40,383 --> 00:10:42,503
Uh, I don't think you're
gonna have to wear a bonnet.
230
00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,185
Yeah, you don't think? You don't know.
231
00:10:44,191 --> 00:10:45,518
Why don't I ask 'em?
232
00:10:49,403 --> 00:10:51,905
- What was all that about at dinner?
- All what?
233
00:10:51,911 --> 00:10:55,649
The... Tupperware. What's up
with the briefcase of vegetables?
234
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:59,656
Maybe Jimmy has scurvy. I mean,
in America they ship vegetables
235
00:10:59,662 --> 00:11:01,865
past poor neighbourhoods
under armed guard.
236
00:11:01,871 --> 00:11:06,288
- Yeah, but I serve vegetables.
- Maybe he needs pure, uncut veg,
237
00:11:06,294 --> 00:11:10,654
you know, and not spinach dissolved
in butter and tinned tomatoes...
238
00:11:10,660 --> 00:11:14,067
which I like, but let's not pretend
Jamie Oliver's gonna be poking
239
00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:17,072
his head out of the cupboard
asking for the recipe any time soon.
240
00:11:18,197 --> 00:11:19,818
Get your feet off me.
241
00:11:19,824 --> 00:11:23,197
♪
242
00:11:23,203 --> 00:11:26,706
So I just wondered if there
were any difficulties at home.
243
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,693
I mean, it's happened a few
times now, and I wanna help,
244
00:11:29,699 --> 00:11:32,686
but I guess I need the whole
picture to be able to do that.
245
00:11:36,177 --> 00:11:39,230
- He's scared of you.
- Right.
246
00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:41,042
- What?
- Well, he's scared
247
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:44,370
to put his hand up to go to
the loo when he's in your class.
248
00:11:46,244 --> 00:11:47,584
(SHE CHUCKLES)
249
00:11:47,831 --> 00:11:51,755
OK... (SHE LAUGHS) well,
I'm surprised to hear that.
250
00:11:51,761 --> 00:11:55,069
Um... I'm not gonna
reject it out of hand.
251
00:11:55,075 --> 00:11:57,952
If that's how he feels...
you know, says he feels...
252
00:11:57,958 --> 00:12:00,546
if that's what you're
saying he says he feels,
253
00:12:00,552 --> 00:12:04,620
but, um, I guess I've just never
made anyone pee themselves before...
254
00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,640
uh, that I'm aware of, to my knowledge.
255
00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:10,519
OK. Let me just, um...
256
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:14,419
Let me digest that. Uh,
and while I have you,
257
00:12:14,425 --> 00:12:17,456
I notice you haven't been
filling in the parent section
258
00:12:17,462 --> 00:12:20,477
of his reading log. If you
could get back on that...
259
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:24,173
- I don't hand them out for fun.
- Of course.
260
00:12:24,179 --> 00:12:25,444
♪
261
00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:27,946
- Bye.
- Bye. Bye-bye.
262
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,128
_
263
00:12:36,134 --> 00:12:38,748
Oh, look! There he is!
264
00:12:38,928 --> 00:12:41,223
- There's another one.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
265
00:12:42,615 --> 00:12:44,844
- And again.
- Yeah. Do you want a drink?
266
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,248
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- White wine?
267
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,800
- (MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
- (BUZZ OF CONVERSATION)
268
00:12:55,785 --> 00:12:57,265
- Hey.
- Hey.
269
00:12:57,675 --> 00:13:00,183
Fran, this is Tanya.
270
00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:02,919
- Tanya, Fran.
- Pleased to meet you.
271
00:13:02,925 --> 00:13:06,788
- And you. Heard a lot about you.
- Oh! All good, I doubt.
272
00:13:06,794 --> 00:13:10,434
Yes. I mean... no.
Not doubt. All... good.
273
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,035
- Did you see Jeffrey?
- Yes. I popped backstage.
274
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:14,455
Went through his
vocal warm-up with him.
275
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,569
"The tip of the tongue,
the teeth and the lips."
276
00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:19,932
"Give me the gift of a grip-top sock."
277
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,984
- "Red leather, yellow leather."
- I'm just gonna pop to the loo.
278
00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:27,501
Won't make it to the
interval with my tiny bladder.
279
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,889
"Tiny bladder"? That
code for tight pussy?
280
00:13:34,141 --> 00:13:35,365
Not really.
281
00:13:36,821 --> 00:13:39,141
- She's very pretty.
- Oh, thank you.
282
00:13:39,147 --> 00:13:41,033
But a lot of people are
pretty when they're younger.
283
00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:42,654
But you know, enjoy the play.
284
00:13:43,829 --> 00:13:45,029
Hi.
285
00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:49,337
(SUBDUED MURMUR OF CONVERSATION)
286
00:13:49,343 --> 00:13:51,743
- Did you see the way she looked at him?
- Who?
287
00:13:52,441 --> 00:13:54,340
Chris's new girlfriend.
288
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,280
(BOTH LAUGH)
289
00:13:58,123 --> 00:14:01,234
- He's obviously very fond of her.
- Is that bad?
290
00:14:01,544 --> 00:14:02,744
No.
291
00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,039
It's just...
292
00:14:08,632 --> 00:14:11,122
not sure we ever looked
at each other like that.
293
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,165
(FRAN SIGHS HEAVILY)
294
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,680
- (AUDIENCE MEMBER) Ssh!
- (CONVERSATION DIES AWAY)
295
00:14:19,264 --> 00:14:20,464
(AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHS)
296
00:14:21,155 --> 00:14:22,355
(LIGHT CLICKS ON)
297
00:14:23,603 --> 00:14:26,722
(FRAN GASPS AND EXHALES)
298
00:14:26,728 --> 00:14:29,136
If music be the food of love...
299
00:14:30,105 --> 00:14:33,318
play on. Give me excess of it
300
00:14:33,324 --> 00:14:35,380
that, surfeiting,
301
00:14:35,386 --> 00:14:39,075
- the appetite may sicken and so die.
- (FRAN SOBS)
302
00:14:39,081 --> 00:14:45,888
- ♪
- (FRAN SOBS)
303
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,393
- Hey, you're home early.
- Yeah. The play finished early
304
00:14:49,399 --> 00:14:51,579
because, er... I left early.
305
00:14:51,585 --> 00:14:54,284
- Do you wanna eat?
- Yeah, OK.
306
00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:56,200
Also, Jeffrey's penis is huge.
307
00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:58,071
I mean, it just felt
wrong looking at it.
308
00:14:58,077 --> 00:15:01,377
- Does Chris have a big cock?
- It feels big,
309
00:15:01,383 --> 00:15:04,263
- but I've only felt it in the dark.
- I mean, it was...
310
00:15:04,457 --> 00:15:06,577
and they were all naked, you know?
311
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,760
I mean, I like looking at naked people.
312
00:15:08,766 --> 00:15:11,231
I sometimes like seeing
plays. But together...
313
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,021
And it was a small theatre, you know?
314
00:15:13,027 --> 00:15:16,833
- I could definitely smell their actory arseholes.
- Yum!
315
00:15:17,614 --> 00:15:19,522
Couldn't concentrate anyway.
316
00:15:19,927 --> 00:15:23,057
Kept thinking about the pee
kid and his parents, you know?
317
00:15:23,063 --> 00:15:25,662
Saying I scare him. Now
Hammond's getting involved.
318
00:15:25,668 --> 00:15:27,647
Just seems so insane to me!
319
00:15:27,653 --> 00:15:29,181
It's not that insane.
320
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,977
I mean, I'm not afraid of you, but,
321
00:15:30,983 --> 00:15:33,051
you know, it's not impossible
that a kid might be.
322
00:15:33,261 --> 00:15:35,671
If I were three feet
shorter, and you made it clear
323
00:15:35,677 --> 00:15:38,796
that I'd disappointed you, it's
possible I might piss myself.
324
00:15:38,802 --> 00:15:42,286
Yeah, but I don't act at school
the way I act with you guys.
325
00:15:42,466 --> 00:15:43,950
I would never behave out in the world
326
00:15:43,956 --> 00:15:45,559
- the way I do at home.
- (DOOR BANGS)
327
00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:47,762
- Oh, hey!
- Hey!
328
00:15:47,775 --> 00:15:49,060
How was the play?
329
00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:51,356
You know what? I am
not a big theatre-goer,
330
00:15:51,362 --> 00:15:55,240
so I'm probably not the best
judge, but I'd say really terrible.
331
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,542
Oh. Well, this looks delicious.
332
00:15:58,548 --> 00:16:02,071
Oh, hang on. I've got,
um, I got a little, er...
333
00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:09,362
- There you go. All OK?
- _
334
00:16:09,578 --> 00:16:10,954
Jimmy?
335
00:16:11,352 --> 00:16:13,104
Can I get you anything else?
336
00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:18,609
Mm. No, thanks. This is so, so good!
337
00:16:18,615 --> 00:16:20,189
♪
338
00:16:20,195 --> 00:16:21,508
Whoo!
339
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:27,473
♪
340
00:16:27,479 --> 00:16:30,391
I find it funny that
you think I'm scary.
341
00:16:30,397 --> 00:16:32,509
I'm not even cross. I
was actually... (LAUGHING)
342
00:16:32,515 --> 00:16:35,585
I was actually laughing
on my way over here.
343
00:16:35,591 --> 00:16:38,390
(SHE LAUGHS)
344
00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:45,019
So, tell me what it is that
you find scary about me, Sam.
345
00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:49,022
(HE WHISPERS) Everything.
346
00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:53,248
- Everything.
- (QUIETLY) Everything
347
00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:55,995
OK. Well, um...
348
00:16:56,001 --> 00:17:00,009
I'm not scary. I'm, uh, I'm
just a woman with opinions,
349
00:17:00,015 --> 00:17:02,400
and, um, for some people
that is scary, (LAUGHS)
350
00:17:02,406 --> 00:17:04,608
but... bu...
351
00:17:04,798 --> 00:17:07,683
but, uh, um, what... Do
you know what I think?
352
00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:09,823
I think we're all scared of something,
353
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,097
right? You know what I'm
scared of? Climate change.
354
00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:13,303
What are you scared of?
355
00:17:15,407 --> 00:17:16,618
You.
356
00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:21,245
OK. Um, well, do you know
what else I'm scared of?
357
00:17:22,393 --> 00:17:23,831
Britain First.
358
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,901
White nationalists, you know? I
mean, where... where do they get off?
359
00:17:27,907 --> 00:17:29,592
Why... why are they so...
360
00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:31,382
What... what else are you scared of?
361
00:17:32,287 --> 00:17:33,864
Nothing.
362
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,296
You're only scared of me?
363
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,943
Well, that's... I'm sorry.
I can't work with that.
364
00:17:40,949 --> 00:17:45,113
♪
365
00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:48,716
I mean, obviously I don't want my
wife to have a drunk husband, cos...
366
00:17:48,722 --> 00:17:52,791
I like her. She's a nice person.
I mean, not lately, but...
367
00:17:52,797 --> 00:17:57,174
I mean, I'm going to AA and
therapy. I got kettlebells.
368
00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:58,797
Uh, but, you know, I just...
369
00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:01,509
I look in the mirror,
and I'm, like, "Blugh."
370
00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:03,696
Can you fix that here?
371
00:18:03,702 --> 00:18:06,611
- You could fix that here.
- Well, great!
372
00:18:06,617 --> 00:18:09,153
You know, cos I really enjoyed
the meeting the other day.
373
00:18:09,159 --> 00:18:11,969
I mean, the quiet... You know,
in my home, we don't have that.
374
00:18:11,982 --> 00:18:15,386
My wife is not a quiet
person. She's Irish, so...
375
00:18:15,392 --> 00:18:17,234
I mean, and you know,
at first that's charming,
376
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,231
- but after a while it's like...
- Of course.
377
00:18:19,237 --> 00:18:22,520
Oh, ah, one other question, uh,
that I already know the answer to,
378
00:18:22,526 --> 00:18:24,546
but I promised my wife I'd ask.
379
00:18:24,919 --> 00:18:26,231
Will she have to wear a bonnet?
380
00:18:26,237 --> 00:18:29,373
Well, normally we don't
bring bonnets up until later.
381
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,635
- Are you serious?
- I am not.
382
00:18:32,641 --> 00:18:35,939
♪
383
00:18:35,945 --> 00:18:38,056
And the quiet there! I mean...
384
00:18:38,062 --> 00:18:40,714
you can be quiet. You can be gay.
385
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,618
You don't even have to believe in God.
386
00:18:42,714 --> 00:18:45,979
- Mm-hm.
- It's just good people doing good things.
387
00:18:45,985 --> 00:18:48,167
- You should come along.
- You know I can't.
388
00:18:48,173 --> 00:18:50,678
- Why not?
- Because of my condition.
389
00:18:50,684 --> 00:18:52,479
- What condition?
- I don't want to.
390
00:18:52,485 --> 00:18:54,078
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
391
00:18:54,084 --> 00:18:56,437
Look, it's different
for you. You're American.
392
00:18:56,443 --> 00:18:59,356
You can go on journeys or
whatever. I can't change.
393
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,764
I'm a teacher and I
frighten the kids I teach,
394
00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:03,467
and I don't even know
what to do about that.
395
00:19:03,473 --> 00:19:05,952
You'll deal with it your
way. You're a good teacher.
396
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,994
- Fuck the piss kid!
- (SHE CHUCKLES)
397
00:19:08,556 --> 00:19:11,468
Yeah, but w-what if I'm like
the nuns who used to terrify me?
398
00:19:11,474 --> 00:19:14,478
- You think I'm angry.
- Anger is OK.
399
00:19:14,484 --> 00:19:16,809
It's not OK to punch
your daughter in the head,
400
00:19:16,815 --> 00:19:19,809
but it's OK to feel anger.
Why wouldn't you be angry?
401
00:19:19,815 --> 00:19:22,284
- Life is shitty.
- Sydney's not angry.
402
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,319
Your Quakers aren't angry.
403
00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:26,815
Well, maybe they should be.
404
00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:30,051
I'm gonna talk to
Brother Lucien about this.
405
00:19:31,053 --> 00:19:35,521
OK. Just... just don't
leave me behind, all right?
406
00:19:35,527 --> 00:19:38,139
Don't become a better
person, and then look at me,
407
00:19:38,145 --> 00:19:40,049
and think you don't need me.
408
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,340
I'm not gonna leave you behind.
409
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:52,382
♪
410
00:19:52,388 --> 00:19:55,259
♪
411
00:19:55,265 --> 00:19:56,756
What are you doing here, Sam?
412
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,666
Are you in trouble?
413
00:20:00,926 --> 00:20:03,552
What's that? Something bad you wrote?
414
00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:09,169
Can I see it? Sam?
415
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:13,163
Can I see it? Can you
show it to me? Can you...
416
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,060
Sam, can you just... Thank you!
417
00:20:18,305 --> 00:20:19,505
(CLEARS THROAT)
418
00:20:20,203 --> 00:20:22,248
_
419
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,602
Is that about Sonny Batali's mum?
420
00:20:32,305 --> 00:20:33,626
(QUIETLY) OK.
421
00:20:38,943 --> 00:20:42,840
I know some people.
I can make it go away.
422
00:20:45,443 --> 00:20:46,841
Are you still scared of me?
423
00:20:46,847 --> 00:20:48,657
- No.
- Good!
424
00:20:49,597 --> 00:20:50,871
Back to class.
425
00:20:50,877 --> 00:20:52,714
♪
426
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:56,886
Hate is short. Love is very long.
427
00:20:56,892 --> 00:20:59,692
Together, let us weather
the passing storms,
428
00:20:59,698 --> 00:21:04,570
and in the long term, love
will somehow win over hatred.
429
00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:08,055
- Somehow.
- Sorry?
430
00:21:08,061 --> 00:21:11,560
No. It was just you said "somehow",
and you mentioned long-term.
431
00:21:11,566 --> 00:21:14,357
I need more help faster.
432
00:21:15,372 --> 00:21:17,872
Look, I'm afraid patience
433
00:21:17,878 --> 00:21:20,845
and humility is a big part
of what we practise here.
434
00:21:20,851 --> 00:21:22,965
We don't offer magical answers.
435
00:21:24,653 --> 00:21:26,091
Did you know this?
436
00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:29,969
- May I ask you a question?
- Of course.
437
00:21:29,975 --> 00:21:32,797
What are Quakers' thoughts
on all the chaos in the world?
438
00:21:32,803 --> 00:21:34,962
- How do you mean?
- You know, Gaza...
439
00:21:34,968 --> 00:21:39,508
Syria... Florida... you know?
Are you angry about all that?
440
00:21:39,514 --> 00:21:41,305
You know, and what about
all the butting heads?
441
00:21:41,311 --> 00:21:43,439
Jews and Muslims?
442
00:21:43,445 --> 00:21:45,445
Christians? What do
you think about them?
443
00:21:45,451 --> 00:21:48,257
Well, we wish them all the best.
444
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:51,259
Oh, come on. You have an opinion!
445
00:21:51,265 --> 00:21:53,250
You know... (SCOFFS) if you
bottle up all that anger,
446
00:21:53,256 --> 00:21:54,548
you're gonna have an embolism.
447
00:21:54,554 --> 00:21:57,678
Maybe you should be angry.
You know, why are you so laid-back?
448
00:21:57,684 --> 00:22:00,093
Is this a pot thing? I... (SCOFFS)
449
00:22:00,099 --> 00:22:03,025
You know, I mean, I feel like
you're trying to sell me a condo
450
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,736
that on the outside looks
nice, but on the inside,
451
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:09,422
there's, like, no floors, and
just some rat riding around
452
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:11,893
- on an electric wheelchair. (SIGHS)
- Pardon?
453
00:22:11,899 --> 00:22:15,173
You know, and I don't think this
is gonna work out. I'm quitting.
454
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:18,682
And, uh, I'm not saying
that you guys should quit,
455
00:22:18,688 --> 00:22:22,891
but you should have a plan
in case you get into power.
456
00:22:22,897 --> 00:22:29,173
♪
457
00:22:29,179 --> 00:22:30,493
- Come here.
- (SHE CHUCKLES)
458
00:22:30,499 --> 00:22:32,799
Oh, I loved having you here so much!
459
00:22:32,812 --> 00:22:35,704
You're the best. And
getting to know Jimmy.
460
00:22:35,824 --> 00:22:37,422
Ah, it's a wonderful thing.
461
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,629
- Well, what?
- Um...
462
00:22:41,635 --> 00:22:44,426
Can I just ask about the vegetables?
463
00:22:44,432 --> 00:22:46,332
- Just about... about the Tupperware?
- Oh, sure.
464
00:22:46,338 --> 00:22:48,410
- Uh, go say goodbye to Frankie.
- Sure.
465
00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:50,987
Oh, no, it's not a big... It's
just, you know, I would always serve
466
00:22:50,993 --> 00:22:52,799
vegetables, but you'd still...
467
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:55,070
- I mean you'd always...
- I should've explained.
468
00:22:55,205 --> 00:22:57,613
Jimmy's dad was the
cook in their family,
469
00:22:57,619 --> 00:22:59,908
and when he went to
prison, his mom would do him
470
00:22:59,914 --> 00:23:02,534
the same red-and-yellow
vegetables his dad used to,
471
00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:04,240
was sort of their little thing.
472
00:23:04,246 --> 00:23:06,711
And then, when his mom died,
473
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:10,509
he got pretty obsessed with having
the same shape and colour vegetables
474
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:12,325
that she used to make for him. So...
475
00:23:12,331 --> 00:23:14,194
I just didn't want
you guys to have to...
476
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:18,710
I dunno, bother with all
that. So I just did it.
477
00:23:18,716 --> 00:23:21,436
(SHE SIGHS) Oh, my God!
478
00:23:22,403 --> 00:23:24,250
Oh, my God!
479
00:23:24,552 --> 00:23:27,140
We're such arseholes!
Because we were just, like,
480
00:23:27,154 --> 00:23:29,369
you know, "What's up with
the vegetable briefcase?"
481
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:32,754
- It's not a briefcase.
- No, no, I'm sorry. It was just our little joke.
482
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,954
- Y-you guys had a joke about it?
- No.
483
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,745
(MOBILE RINGS)
484
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:42,348
Ugh, it's Colton. Ugh!
485
00:23:42,543 --> 00:23:45,975
I should probably take it. He's
missed five calls this trip.
486
00:23:47,137 --> 00:23:48,543
Hello.
487
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:54,024
Yes, I'm having a great
trip. Thank you for asking.
488
00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:57,524
The more time zones that
separate us, the happier I am.
489
00:23:59,227 --> 00:24:02,809
Because you're a brown stripe on
my fucking panties, that's why.
490
00:24:03,107 --> 00:24:04,701
Well, unless you're calling
491
00:24:04,707 --> 00:24:07,607
to tell me that you're wiring
the money that you stole from me,
492
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:10,132
or that you figured out a
way to fix my broken heart
493
00:24:10,138 --> 00:24:12,607
that doesn't involve
ever seeing you again,
494
00:24:12,613 --> 00:24:17,751
you can fuck the fuck off! OK! Yeah.
495
00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:20,667
Oh, you... (SHE GROWLS) Argh!
496
00:24:20,673 --> 00:24:26,048
Well, up yours! Up yours
too, you deadbeat fuck-maggot!
497
00:24:26,054 --> 00:24:28,902
- Argh!
- (BABY GURGLES IN BACKGROUND)
498
00:24:28,908 --> 00:24:30,322
Oh!
499
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,690
I think I'm going to be sick.
500
00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:36,912
(SIGHS) No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm fine.
501
00:24:37,306 --> 00:24:39,864
(EXHALES) OK, no. I am gonna be Si...
502
00:24:39,870 --> 00:24:41,544
- (SHE RETCHES)
- ♪
503
00:24:41,550 --> 00:24:44,670
- (WATER RUNNING)
- (SHE VOMITS)
504
00:24:45,977 --> 00:24:47,284
(SHE GROANS)
505
00:24:48,091 --> 00:24:51,490
- (SHE VOMITS)
- (WATER CONTINUES RUNNING)
506
00:24:52,542 --> 00:24:57,542
- (MUSIC: Catastrophe Theme by Oli Julian)
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