Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:03,003
* (jazz)
2
00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:15,683
FX presents Baskets.
3
00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,785
MAN: Get on with it!
(sighs)
4
00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,355
DALE:
My mom opened a rodeo.
5
00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:24,525
-She's spending a lot of money
on shit we don't need. -Dad.
6
00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,060
My back. Oh...
7
00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,328
You're getting sued,
Mom, I'm suing you.
8
00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,897
MRS. BASKETS:
You can't be serious.
9
00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:31,999
Why are you wearing
this costume?
10
00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,501
This is my French clown outfit.
11
00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,935
You're not a French cloon.
12
00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,210
(phone ringing,
printer whirring)
13
00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,380
I'm sorry about
your collision, sir,
14
00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:48,216
but we don't cover glass eyes.
15
00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,750
They're considered accessories.
16
00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,752
-Martha!
-Oh, my God.
17
00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,387
-Hold on, sir.
-It's Christine.
18
00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:54,955
Mrs. Baskets, you scared me.
19
00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:57,024
We're going to Vegas.
20
00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,226
You and Chip?
21
00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,460
No, you and me.
22
00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,429
A girls' weekend.
23
00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:04,265
We're going
to a businesswoman's conference.
24
00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:06,534
Lori Greiner's gonna be there,
from Shark Tank.
25
00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,737
She's a real business leader.
26
00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,605
-Well, she...
-Anyways, I got us
27
00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:12,640
a two-for-one package.
28
00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,074
You're going, I'm going.
29
00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:16,144
We get a free tote.
30
00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:18,279
We're businesswomen, aren't we?
31
00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,080
Well...
32
00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:22,783
So, what's fun to do in Vegas?
33
00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:24,385
You know, I could always
clear up a weekend
34
00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,586
and show you around.
35
00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:28,156
It's a woman's weekend, Ken.
36
00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:30,991
You know, enough men have been
telling me what to do.
37
00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:32,793
My brother Jim.
38
00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,962
Dale is suing me.
39
00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:36,630
-Chip was mad at me.
-What?
40
00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:38,732
You said, wha...
Dale is suing you?
41
00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,335
-Did you ever have any of your
kids sue you, Ken? -No.
42
00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:42,803
It's awful that he's suing you.
43
00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,438
I wish I could talk
to his little ass.
44
00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:45,839
There's no talking to him, Ken.
45
00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:47,975
I've been through this.
46
00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:49,109
Hey, what's the name
of that steakhouse
47
00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:51,078
you like so much there in Vegas?
48
00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,181
Oh, the Outback.
49
00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:56,016
MRS. BASKETS: You know, Martha,
this is gonna be a hoot.
50
00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:58,486
That's what you guys say
in the sticks, don't you?
51
00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:01,522
MARTHA:
Um, I guess.
52
00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:04,458
Steak fries, yes--
well done, please--
53
00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:08,462
and, uh, oh, a piña--
virgin-- piña colada.
54
00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:10,331
Yeah-- Martha,
you want a colada?
55
00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,499
Oh, no, thanks.
56
00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:12,633
I have a canker sore.
57
00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,368
-Oh, just one.
-Thank you, sir.
58
00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:18,005
You know... Hey, will we get
the USA Today tomorrow?
59
00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,640
Oh, damn it.
60
00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,709
Never mind. I'm sorry, Dinah.
61
00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,611
Yeah, just one colada.
62
00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,713
Thanks a lot.
Oh, she's nice.
63
00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,981
Hey, Martha, I almost forgot
to give you this.
64
00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:30,951
Your lanyard and your tote.
65
00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,186
Thanks, Mrs. Baskets.
66
00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,454
Yeah.
67
00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,055
You know what? I'll fill it up
68
00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,891
with hygiene products
and give it to a homeless lady.
69
00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:41,128
No, Martha, that's your tote
for the seminar.
70
00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,031
You put all your seminar package
stuff in there.
71
00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:45,833
I wouldn't even
carry your purse.
72
00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:48,135
I'd consolidate it
and just carry the tote.
73
00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,071
I think I'll just use it
like an extra bag, as intended,
74
00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:52,473
but thank you.
75
00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,741
Martha, what if
you get bogged down?
76
00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:55,142
You'll be sorry.
77
00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,844
I'll be okay, but thanks.
78
00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,846
Okay, to each his own.
79
00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:09,690
Hello?
80
00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,225
Hello?!
81
00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:12,393
Good.
82
00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,528
Okay.
83
00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,163
(grunts)
84
00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,065
(beeps)
85
00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:20,401
(sighs)
86
00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:22,570
Gatorades is mine.
87
00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:25,038
All four of 'em.
88
00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,707
This is mine.
89
00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:29,343
These is mine.
90
00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:31,245
What are you doing?
91
00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,614
I'm taking what's mine.
92
00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,082
I reinjured my back
93
00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:37,084
dealing with a broken pipe
on Thanksgiving,
94
00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:39,186
over at the rodeo,
when Mom bailed on me.
95
00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,188
This cinnamon's mine.
96
00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,090
Jellybeans are mine.
97
00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,459
Now I have a bulging disc
98
00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:48,128
between my L4 and my L5
on my spinal cord.
99
00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:50,598
Right on my lumbar vertebrae.
100
00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:53,233
And I got this surgeon, who
comes highly recommended on Yelp
101
00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,469
and some bus stations,
and he says that I need surgery,
102
00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:57,505
so...
103
00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,975
What does this have to do
with you taking stuff?
104
00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:04,745
Well, my surgery's gonna be
very expensive,
105
00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:08,416
and Mom maxed out
my credit card, so it's...
106
00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:11,251
it's payback time. You know?
107
00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:13,387
Need to... I'll take this.
108
00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:15,889
Where's my Bonnie Raitt CD?
109
00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:18,158
There it is. Where is Mama?
110
00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:20,260
'Cause I need to know
how much time I have to loot.
111
00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:21,595
I don't really need
to take that.
112
00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,631
She's in, uh, Vegas,
with Martha,
113
00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:25,098
at a woman's conference.
114
00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:27,335
Ah, Vegas.
Well, I tell you one thing.
115
00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:29,637
The rodeo won't be paying
for that, that's for sure.
116
00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,972
Oh, all right.
117
00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,641
I'll be in the shower.
118
00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:34,642
I'll take this lamp.
119
00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:35,676
I'll just...
120
00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,110
-(bulb shatters)
-Ah...
121
00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:38,278
My back.
122
00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,850
Martha, can you put this
in your tote?
123
00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,251
Mine's full of bric-a-brac.
124
00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,654
-Sure, you gonna read it later?
-I am.
125
00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:49,089
Ooh, soft-boiled eggs.
126
00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,859
Excuse me, ladies,
I've got to hit the buffet.
127
00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:54,928
So, anyway, I own a rodeo.
128
00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,964
It's smelly, but I love it.
129
00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,198
-(chuckles)
-Ooh.
130
00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,600
I try to make it more beautiful,
131
00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,035
but people don't seem
to really care.
132
00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:04,104
My sons also work there,
133
00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,707
and they think
they know more than me, so...
134
00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,976
What do you ladies do?
135
00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,311
Well, I own a hair salon
in Phoenix.
136
00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:13,781
-The Hipster Snipster.
(chuckles) -Ah!
137
00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,850
Dee Dee's got Scissor Barn
and Kiki's got Cut and Dry.
138
00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:18,352
Oh, cute names.
139
00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:19,853
And you own a salon?
140
00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:21,855
Oh, no, actually,
I'm the CEO and owner
141
00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,891
of Chin Chan's Chinese Bistro.
142
00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,726
Chin Chan's?
143
00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,961
Martha, the Chin Chan lady!
144
00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,397
Oh, hi.
145
00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,832
I'm obsessed
with your fortune cookies.
146
00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:34,134
-Thank you.
-Oh.
147
00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,570
They must kill you
on the refills, huh?
148
00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,739
You know, that's what
keeps them coming back.
149
00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,408
So smart.
150
00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:41,709
That, and the lo mein.
151
00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:42,876
(both chuckle)
152
00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,847
Lo mein.
153
00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,550
Good insights, gentlemen.
And that is what it's like
154
00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:52,252
to be a woman
in today's business world.
155
00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:54,021
(applause)
156
00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:57,591
Oh! Worth every damn penny.
157
00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,893
MRS. BASKETS:
Ooh, samples.
158
00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,895
(laughs)
Little early.
159
00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:04,231
Wine, Martha.
160
00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:05,499
Zinfandel.
161
00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:08,402
That looks a little healthy
for me.
162
00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:11,672
Oh, I don't know how they do
a massage in public.
163
00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,675
I won't even do one in private.
164
00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,444
Do you like massages, Martha?
165
00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:19,447
I don't really like
to be touched by strangers.
166
00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,381
Hmm.
167
00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:23,083
-Oh, look at those flowers.
-SANDRA: Oh, Christine.
168
00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:26,420
-Christine, there you are.
-Chin Chan! The Chin Chan lady.
169
00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:29,289
We were just talking about going
to the strip club.
170
00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:32,025
We go every year.
Do you want to come with us?
171
00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:35,596
There are gonna be
free refills on men.
172
00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:36,897
-(laughter)
-Oh! With men...
173
00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,466
(laughing):
Oh.
174
00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:40,868
-Well, yeah, I guess.
-Yeah.
175
00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,269
-Awesome.
-I don't know.
176
00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:44,572
I'm pretty tired,
and my feet hurt.
177
00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:46,273
Oh, does your lap hurt?
178
00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,976
Because it is going to.
179
00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,143
(laughter)
180
00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,713
Count us in.
181
00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,781
-Yes. Awesome.
-I don't...
182
00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,883
You can bow out later.
183
00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,017
(laughter)
184
00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:02,656
Oh!
185
00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,761
Hey! Dale!
186
00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,262
-(grunts)
-Whoa!
187
00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:10,564
What are you doing?
188
00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,500
I'm taking what is mine!
189
00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:15,002
You know your mother's very
upset that you're suing her.
190
00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,403
Oh, yeah, uh, guess what.
191
00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,806
Ow, my back.
Yeah, I'm upset, too.
192
00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,641
-(door opens)
-I'm up...
193
00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,075
Are you taking
the treadmill, too?
194
00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,578
-Hey, Ken.
-Chip.
195
00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:27,615
Yeah, uh, you're stealing
Christine's treadmill?
196
00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:30,751
It's called collateral,
for my impending back surgery.
197
00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,819
(groans)
198
00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,287
Don't Carpet King me, Ken.
199
00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:36,524
We're not in Colorado.
200
00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:39,292
Hey, Chip? Can you get
your phone out, please?
201
00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:42,162
I'm gonna need
two angles on this.
202
00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:44,197
My phone doesn't do video.
203
00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:47,200
Look, your mother just wants you
204
00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,302
to drop the lawsuit.
205
00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:51,639
Don't gaslight me...
Let me put this on me.
206
00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,974
Don't gaslight me, Ken.
207
00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,109
You know, you didn't even
put a ring on it.
208
00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,378
So this is really
none of your beeswax.
209
00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:01,882
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a treadmill to move.
210
00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:07,888
Don't die on me, Dale.
211
00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,890
Don't die on me.
212
00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:12,359
-(music playing)
-(cheering)
213
00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,632
(music ends)
214
00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,300
(laughs)
Oh!
215
00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:24,137
I wish I had some ones.
216
00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,140
Ladies and... gentlewomen,
217
00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:31,311
one special lady will get
her very own strip show.
218
00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,413
Can Martha Brooks
please come to the stage?
219
00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:34,882
-Martha!
-What?
220
00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,384
-I signed you up.
-Why?
221
00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,486
I thought you wanted
to live a little.
222
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,988
I never said that.
223
00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:44,191
Well, you should.
Live a little, let it go.
224
00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:45,993
-(cheering)
-Li... Well, live a little...
225
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,228
-Yeah.
-Mrs. Baskets...
226
00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,897
Go have some fun, Martha,
it's all in fun.
227
00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:53,000
-I... this isn't... fun.
-I'm right here, Martha.
228
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,836
If they try any hanky-panky,
I'll be right up there.
229
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,838
(cheering)
230
00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,873
(music playing)
231
00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,945
Oh! They've called
the fire department.
232
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,917
* I'm saucy, I'm drippin' *
233
00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,419
* I'm tasty, delicious *
234
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:15,022
* Yeah, I'm fresh head to toe
when I step in the spot... *
235
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,891
Oh, okay, I...
236
00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,093
Martha, go along with it.
237
00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,095
I think it's a bad idea.
238
00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,463
-* I'm sau... *
-(music stops)
239
00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,065
-(crowd gasps)
-MRS. BASKETS: Aah!
240
00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,767
Martha!
241
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,141
I thought we had a minibar.
242
00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,143
This cupboard is bare.
243
00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,979
Old Mother Hubbard.
There's nothing the cupboard.
244
00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:41,481
Excuse me, can I get through?
245
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,283
Oh!
Yeah, sure.
246
00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,952
Sorry.
247
00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,454
I should have told you,
Mrs. Baskets,
248
00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:50,290
I just can't go to these
types of things.
249
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,759
You know, I don't know
if you've noticed,
250
00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,794
but I've been giving you
the silent treatment.
251
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:54,795
What?
252
00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,430
No, I didn't notice it.
253
00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:00,467
-Huh. Here, let me help you
with this. -I got it.
254
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,935
How about your pillow?
I could plop that up,
255
00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,470
-couldn't I?
-I don't need it... Ow.
256
00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:07,307
Oh! I'm sorry.
Listen, let me get you some ice.
257
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,947
(sighs)
258
00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:19,486
Lori Greiner? Oh!
259
00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:22,589
My friend Martha's
never gonna believe this.
260
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,793
Lori, oh, God.
(laughs)
261
00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:29,129
Oh, God.
I'm Christine Baskets.
262
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,331
Sorry.
It's Christine Baskets.
263
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,000
-This is just like a...
-Nice to meet you.
264
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,268
-Thank you.
-I'm just getting some ice.
265
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:38,605
-I have a sore neck from my
flight. -Oh, I'm sorry.
266
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,373
I get a sore neck myself.
267
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,609
-We're twins.
-(both laugh)
268
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,279
Ah! Martha!
269
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,648
I met Lori Greiner!
270
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:52,019
It's a Las Vegas miracle!
(laughs)
271
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,054
She was so nice.
272
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,956
(gasps)
I got to call Ken.
273
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,058
Okay, well, I'm trying to sleep.
274
00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,060
KEN: Well, that's-that's
nice, Christine.
275
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:03,630
It sounds like you're having
a really good time.
276
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:07,000
Listen, uh, I don't want
to upset you, but, uh...
277
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,468
Oh, is it the strippers?
278
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,171
-Oh, I don't care about them.
-No, no.
279
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:14,708
Well... I just talked to Dale.
280
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,243
Well, I came down here
to talk to him
281
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,145
about dropping the lawsuit.
282
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,747
You're in Bakersfield?
283
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,015
You didn't have to do that.
284
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:26,486
I know, but I think
I just made things worse.
285
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,555
Well, I'll just deal with Dale
when I get back.
286
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,323
That's what I'm here for,
isn't it,
287
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,026
to learn how to deal with
the business end of things?
288
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,929
I know, I'll talk
to Lori Greiner
289
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:39,099
during my meet and greet
about how to deal with Dale.
290
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:42,936
Oh... thank you.
291
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:46,106
Thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
292
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,440
-Lori!
-Thank you, ladies.
293
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,876
-I think she saw me.
-Thank you.
294
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:51,411
Can we sit down now?
My knee is on fire.
295
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,413
LORI:
Thank you.
296
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:57,384
Today, we are going to get
true financial freedom.
297
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,718
You know how?
298
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,921
We're gonna cut up
our credit cards.
299
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,956
Get 'em out, ladies.
300
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:06,593
Oh, my credit card,
I'd love to cut that up.
301
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,897
Oh, no, my purse.
I lost my purse, Mrs. Baskets.
302
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,866
-Your tote or your purse?
-My purse.
303
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,302
I'm not used to having more
than one thing on my shoulder.
304
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,604
That tote really threw me off.
305
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:20,473
Well, you know,
we talked about this.
306
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,010
You got bogged down,
you didn't consolidate.
307
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:28,215
Oh, I must have left it
at the strip club.
308
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,217
It must have fallen
off the stage
309
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,985
when I fell off the stage.
310
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,121
We'll get it afterwards.
311
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,989
I've got a meet and greet
with Lori next.
312
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:38,091
No, I can't wait till later.
313
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,327
If it's gone, the first 48 hours
314
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,595
after a crime are
the most important.
315
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,764
Martha, you're acting
so frazzled.
316
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,633
I've never seen you like this.
317
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,168
Well, I told you
I didn't want to go,
318
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,636
and you wouldn't listen to me.
319
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,738
And then you had that stripper
grind on me.
320
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,773
I get it.
321
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:57,610
You want an apology.
I'm sorry.
322
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,612
I just wanted you
to have a little fun.
323
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,849
-(mouths)
-Mrs. Baskets,
324
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,783
you think everyone's
like you, and we're not.
325
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,618
Okay, some of us are
more sensitive,
326
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,654
like me and like Dale.
327
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:10,490
You know, he was just trying
to help you with your budget,
328
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,092
and you wouldn't listen to him,
329
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,527
and that's why he's suing you.
330
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,864
I think that you're
a great businesswoman,
331
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:20,267
but you could maybe be a little
bit better of a listener.
332
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,202
I have to go get my purse.
333
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:26,673
LORI: And made me feel good,
so I just started making more.
334
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:30,477
Thank you.
Thank you.
335
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,880
(sighs)
336
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,087
(knocking)
337
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,891
Hi, Ken.
338
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,159
Oh, I haven't been wearing this
since you left.
339
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,228
I've just been working
on some clown routines.
340
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,064
It's very freeing,
so that's why I have it on.
341
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,833
Is Dale here?
342
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,735
No, he doesn't live here
any longer.
343
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,071
You know where he's staying?
344
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,507
I can take you to him.
Let me get my keys.
345
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,142
How you been?
346
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,743
KEN:
Oh, fine. How-how about you?
347
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,212
CHIP:
You know...
348
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:08,982
I'm kind of rebranding
myself a little bit.
349
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:12,185
We just had a barbecue funeral
for my old clown Renoir.
350
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,889
-Ah. -So I just don't know
what's gonna be next.
351
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,925
-Yeah. -You know,
nothing's clicking.
352
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,727
Yeah, I hear you. I...
353
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,395
You know, I went through
a lot of that stuff myself.
354
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,898
I mean, you see me now,
I'm the Carpet King,
355
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:28,101
but I went through
a lot of levels, iterations.
356
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:31,538
I used to be the--
the Carpet Gnome,
357
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,940
the Carpetbagger.
358
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,375
I was the Carpet Brother.
359
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,377
So, you know. I mean,
you-you-you go through that
360
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,413
until you find
that-that-that character,
361
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:43,917
that-that sweet spot.
362
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,718
Say, how-how do I get
to your brother Dale?
363
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,520
Give me some tips.
364
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,522
Um...
365
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:54,061
Well, Dale likes to win, right?
366
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,097
So as long as he thinks
he's winning,
367
00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:00,200
then you don't have
any problems with him.
368
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,635
I can do that.
369
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,711
I'll take the 90-minute
hot stones massage.
370
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,981
It's for Lori Greiner.
371
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,950
Her neck is sore
from her flight.
372
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,919
She's got everyday people
problems, just like us.
373
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,755
Thank you.
374
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,624
Oh, it's so light.
375
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:28,395
Are the stones in here,
or does she pick them up?
376
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,098
Okay. Thank you.
377
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,333
LORI:
Hi.
378
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,269
Nice to meet you.
379
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:39,272
Hi. Nice to meet you.
380
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:42,109
Lori, I met you
at the ice machine.
381
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,676
Oh, yeah.
382
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,978
Yeah.
383
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,280
-My family has this rodeo.
-Uh-huh.
384
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,616
And then I-I...
My son need... Hey,
385
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,052
I wanted to talk to Lori.
386
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,202
(grunts)
387
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,604
(moans)
388
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,041
(sighing):
Oh.
389
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,009
(exhales)
390
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:19,479
This is my first massage.
391
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,714
Are we supposed to talk?
392
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,383
If you want to.
393
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,652
Hmm.
394
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,288
Well, you don't know me, then,
'cause... (chuckles)
395
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,723
if I can talk, I'll do it.
396
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:34,161
-Oh, God, that feels terrific.
-(chuckles)
397
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,796
I should really get
my son a massage.
398
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,866
He's got a lower back problem.
399
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,069
Uh, you know, um,
lower back problems
400
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,537
are from financial worries.
401
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,239
Really?
402
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:49,676
I've got a really good book
on it, actually.
403
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,879
"Healing Back Pain
by John Sarno, M.D.
404
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:56,716
With a new preface
from the author."
405
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,252
-I love a good preface.
-They sell 'em out in the lobby.
406
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,553
You should buy one for your son.
407
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,889
Sounds like he's under
a lot of stress.
408
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:07,760
He's suing me.
That's stressful.
409
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:11,564
Yeah, we have a family business.
410
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,933
A rodeo, if you can believe it.
411
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,768
Wow.
412
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:19,872
Well... a lot of families
fall apart over money.
413
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,075
That's what happened
to our family.
414
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:26,546
We had a chain of pharmacies
across the Midwest,
415
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,948
and, um...
416
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,218
(voice fades)
417
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:41,628
I should tell you that, legally,
you are trespassing,
418
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,397
'cause I pay for rent
on this piece of land
419
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,898
on which my van
and my treadmill sit.
420
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,867
-I don't want no trouble.
-Oh, don't you?
421
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,369
Well, I think you do,
because ever since I met you,
422
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,704
you've been stirring the pot.
423
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,742
Oh, by the way, I brought
the adapter for the treadmill.
424
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:02,215
Thank you.
Well, that's nice.
425
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,317
KEN:
You win, Dale.
426
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,986
-Win what?
-The treadmill. It's yours.
427
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,621
I know that.
428
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,923
-What is your angle?
-Nothing.
429
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:14,127
I just want you to know that
your mom is working really hard
430
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,496
for the both of you
at the rodeo.
431
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,231
-(chair whirring)
-If you just try to see things
432
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,167
from your mom's point of view,
433
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,802
be a little bit nicer to her.
434
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,838
If you can, I think
you'll see things
435
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,341
from her angle--
see it through her eyes.
436
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,977
Are we cool?
437
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,845
-(whirring stops)
-Cool enough.
438
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,182
I appreciate you
coming out here.
439
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,216
Come on, Chip, let's go.
440
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,288
(car door opens)
441
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,291
(chair whirring)
442
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,772
Can I help you?
443
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,441
-Hi. Hi.
-Hey.
444
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,142
You're that girl who fell
off the stage
445
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,277
-last night.
-Yeah.
446
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,479
Uh, are you okay?
447
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,015
Yeah, I'm good, I just...
I think I might have left
448
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,351
my purse here last night,
and I was wondering
449
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,620
if maybe you guys
happened to find it.
450
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,155
Do you know how many purses
we have here, love?
451
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:19,326
Maybe, like, five to ten?
452
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,661
More than a few.
453
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,663
Women really lose their heads.
(chuckles)
454
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,532
That makes sense.
Um...
455
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,033
But we felt really bad.
456
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,035
We wanted to give you
a free lap dance.
457
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,337
Or a hat.
458
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,138
Maybe I'll take the hat.
459
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,906
-Oh.
-Sorry.
460
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:37,076
I mean, you're really talented,
but I have a boyfriend--
461
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:41,013
he's a shepherd-- and I want
to stay faithful to him.
462
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:44,484
Okay.
I made the hat, too.
463
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,319
-Oh, cool.
-Yeah, it's all good.
464
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,887
I do all the merchandise here.
465
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,656
Wow, that's really cool.
466
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,359
Yeah.
Here you go.
467
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,494
Um, okay...
468
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,429
-Oh, here it is.
-Oh, nice.
469
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,931
-Oop. Okay.
-There you go.
470
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,933
Well, thanks a lot.
471
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:05,004
Um... maybe I'll-I'll take
that hat now?
472
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,039
Here you go.
Thank you.
473
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,277
Well, that's it, Martha.
474
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,446
Thank you for coming with me.
475
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,615
-Oh...
-Oh, God,
476
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,684
you're such a great wingman.
477
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,286
I mean, wingwoman.
478
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,021
-Aw... -But I should have
listened to you.
479
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,357
I should have never forced
that stripper on you.
480
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,058
I feel terrible.
481
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:29,128
That's okay, Mrs. Baskets,
there are worse things.
482
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,230
I just love you, Martha.
483
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,199
Well, thanks, Mrs. Baskets.
484
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:37,036
Do we really have to leave
this woman's paradise?
485
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,472
Well, probably.
486
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,140
Okay.
487
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,276
I love that hat.
488
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,577
What does it say?
489
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,713
MARTHA:
Uh, "License to drill."
490
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,716
It's like a innuendo,
like a stripping...
491
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,219
"Innuendo."
I love that word.
492
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:57,089
DALE: A book? How is a book
gonna heal my back pain?
493
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,225
Well, I didn't write it.
494
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,228
"The brain doesn't want to
face up to the repressed anger,
495
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,730
so it's running away from it."
496
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,164
A bunch of psychobabble.
497
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,633
Is that what you think,
that all this is
498
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,100
just in my head?
499
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,102
Well, I'll tell you
what's not in my head
500
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,938
is my lawsuit, so if you think
you're gonna give me
501
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:15,074
some rinky-dink, ho-dink,
boo-dink book,
502
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,778
then you're sorely mistaken,
much like my back.
503
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,513
I'm not thinking anything,
504
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,782
and I want you to do
what you want to do.
505
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:26,653
I just wanted to tell you
that you were right.
506
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:29,155
I should've listened to you.
507
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,691
I made a lot of mistakes.
508
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,826
-We all did.
-That's right.
509
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,663
-Chip made mistakes
on the clowns. -That's right.
510
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,030
You made some mistakes
with the horses.
511
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:41,534
But now what I'm saying
to you is,
512
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:44,604
if we all stay in our own lanes
as business partners,
513
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,339
we can get somewhere.
514
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,274
And I will be listening
515
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,878
to my financial wizard.
516
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,180
That's you.
517
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:57,817
So I'll get... You're saying
I'll get my money back?
518
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,318
Yes.
519
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:02,989
I'm a Lori Greiner
seminar graduate.
520
00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,992
-How could we lose?
-Look at this.
521
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,628
Wow. I don't think
522
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,030
I've ever seen you
stand up that straight.
523
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,533
Yeah, I'm as wrecked
as a navy man during Fleet Week.
524
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,568
-Do a twirl.
-I don't know if I can.
525
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:16,669
Try it.
526
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:19,205
-I can do a twirl.
-Oh...
527
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:21,207
-Look at this, I'm Chip.
-(laughs)
528
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,209
(singing in French)
529
00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:25,244
*
530
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,151
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
531
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:13,426
Yeah-ha-ha!
(laughing)
532
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:16,563
Yeah-ha-ha-ha!
533
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,898
(laughing continues)
534
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:22,034
Yeah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
535
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,437
(slowing down)
Yeah-ha-ha-ha-ha--
536
00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,005
(stops)
537
00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:29,341
I'm out of here!
538
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,879
(bells jingling)
539
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,747
Baskets.
540
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:37,850
All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.
541
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:42,154
(police radio chatter)
542
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,764
The Assassination
of Gianni Versace.
543
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:54,166
All new,
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX.
544
00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:57,436
* (R & B)
(no audible dialogue)
545
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,674
(metallic clanking)
546
00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:07,514
(woman laughing)
547
00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:17,323
(clanks)
548
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:29,602
MAN: A few years working for me,
549
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,904
you won't just visit Morocco.
550
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,142
You'll buy Morocco.
551
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,789
The riveting final season
is here.
552
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,058
(roaring)
553
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,527
The Americans.
554
00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:57,163
Premieres
Wednesday, March 28 on FX.
555
00:24:57,213 --> 00:25:01,763
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
38867
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof