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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,383 --> 00:00:03,452 Get the needle, man. 2 00:00:03,477 --> 00:00:05,429 It's coming around again. 3 00:00:06,023 --> 00:00:10,025 Yeah. Noodles doesn't do needles. 4 00:00:12,863 --> 00:00:14,529 Wait. 5 00:00:14,553 --> 00:00:16,553 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 6 00:00:19,403 --> 00:00:21,203 [Police radio chatter] 7 00:00:24,344 --> 00:00:26,177 Police officer: Good evening, sir. 8 00:00:27,242 --> 00:00:28,242 Hello? 9 00:00:28,309 --> 00:00:32,178 Okay, uh, just give me a second, please, officers. Sorry. 10 00:00:33,055 --> 00:00:35,823 Hey, Cipher, it's the police. 11 00:00:35,925 --> 00:00:36,984 Police? 12 00:00:37,023 --> 00:00:38,421 It's the police. 13 00:00:38,563 --> 00:00:39,862 The police. 14 00:00:39,965 --> 00:00:43,054 It's the police. Shit. Come on! 15 00:00:43,196 --> 00:00:45,363 I'm sorry. My fly was down. 16 00:00:46,304 --> 00:00:47,603 Oh, for God's sake. 17 00:00:47,628 --> 00:00:49,210 - Slippery little thing. - [Zip] 18 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,140 Are you a resident at this address? 19 00:00:51,243 --> 00:00:53,743 Me? No. Uh, I am a house sitter, 20 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:56,846 uh, for Doug... Doug and Barvin. 21 00:00:56,948 --> 00:00:58,448 - Barvin? - Yes. 22 00:00:58,550 --> 00:00:59,976 And you are? 23 00:01:00,216 --> 00:01:01,682 I'm their cousins. 24 00:01:01,753 --> 00:01:05,722 They needed to go to the, uh, Toyota dealership 25 00:01:05,824 --> 00:01:07,790 to... to test drive the car 26 00:01:07,892 --> 00:01:09,826 that they were talking about, a minivan. 27 00:01:09,928 --> 00:01:12,128 - They're test driving at night? - Yeah, at night. 28 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:14,506 They, uh, do that at night a lot because, uh... 29 00:01:14,531 --> 00:01:16,041 Are you okay, sir? 30 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:17,909 Uh, can I just, uh... 31 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:19,156 I think they just got an email. 32 00:01:19,181 --> 00:01:21,343 Just give me one second. I'm so sorry. 33 00:01:21,359 --> 00:01:23,192 - Cipher: Let's go! - Go, go, go, go. 34 00:01:23,294 --> 00:01:25,428 - Come on. - Go, go, go, go. 35 00:01:25,530 --> 00:01:26,562 Shit. 36 00:01:33,671 --> 00:01:34,671 Noodles. 37 00:01:34,772 --> 00:01:36,305 This way. 38 00:01:37,285 --> 00:01:39,319 - Okay. Yeah. Great. 39 00:01:40,344 --> 00:01:41,811 Come on. Get down. 40 00:01:46,918 --> 00:01:50,519 [Police radio chatter] 41 00:01:57,662 --> 00:01:59,595 Okay. Yes. 42 00:01:59,697 --> 00:02:01,163 - Go on, get down. - You. Get in, get in, get in. 43 00:02:01,265 --> 00:02:03,265 Yes. Get down, get down. 44 00:02:06,304 --> 00:02:07,870 All right, they'll stop looking for us soon. 45 00:02:07,972 --> 00:02:09,872 We'd better stay put for now. 46 00:02:09,974 --> 00:02:11,941 Let's get some rest. 47 00:02:12,043 --> 00:02:14,877 Look out for the cops. Go to sleep. 48 00:02:14,979 --> 00:02:17,246 That's a recipe for nice dreams. 49 00:02:17,368 --> 00:02:18,834 That's sarcasm. 50 00:02:18,859 --> 00:02:19,892 Okay. 51 00:02:19,917 --> 00:02:21,717 You're on look out, Noodles. 52 00:02:26,335 --> 00:02:27,335 [Sigh] 53 00:02:42,415 --> 00:02:45,616 [Applause] 54 00:02:45,723 --> 00:02:49,225 [Woman singing in French] 55 00:02:50,454 --> 00:02:52,154 [Bull roars] 56 00:02:52,179 --> 00:02:53,016 [Laughter] 57 00:02:53,087 --> 00:02:55,618 Announcer: Oh, Baskets the Clown, y'all! 58 00:02:55,790 --> 00:02:58,595 [Laughing] Man, you are crazy. 59 00:02:58,620 --> 00:03:00,086 Just doing my job. 60 00:03:02,297 --> 00:03:05,365 Hey. I know clowns are supposed to piss outside, 61 00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:07,563 but you can use the cowboy toilet. 62 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,121 Hell, you earned it. 63 00:03:13,375 --> 00:03:14,807 [Urinating] 64 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:16,871 This is nice. 65 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:18,255 - I never thought... - Jesus! 66 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,525 I'd see the day a clown would be a-pissin' 67 00:03:21,550 --> 00:03:22,949 in the white people's toilet. 68 00:03:23,051 --> 00:03:25,321 Now get over here and sit down. 69 00:03:25,346 --> 00:03:27,086 I got a proposition for you. 70 00:03:27,111 --> 00:03:27,876 I'm not going to the bar with you. 71 00:03:27,901 --> 00:03:29,390 Last time we did that, 72 00:03:29,415 --> 00:03:31,382 you pulled a knife on the jukebox. 73 00:03:31,484 --> 00:03:32,484 Oh. 74 00:03:32,876 --> 00:03:36,521 Now, then, my host, he's had a brain fart. 75 00:03:36,623 --> 00:03:37,922 Okay. 76 00:03:38,024 --> 00:03:39,400 The doctors call it a stroke, 77 00:03:39,425 --> 00:03:41,826 but I know a brain fart when I see one. 78 00:03:41,928 --> 00:03:43,605 - Um... - Sorry to hear that. 79 00:03:43,630 --> 00:03:46,330 So I need you to be my host. 80 00:03:47,567 --> 00:03:49,300 Free tickets in it for you. 81 00:03:49,402 --> 00:03:50,759 Free tickets? 82 00:03:51,221 --> 00:03:52,557 Free tickets. 83 00:03:52,739 --> 00:03:54,005 Okay. 84 00:03:54,107 --> 00:03:55,804 Like a master of ceremonies type thing. 85 00:03:55,829 --> 00:03:56,908 Yeah, yeah. 86 00:03:57,010 --> 00:03:58,883 - Okay. - Good, good. 87 00:03:58,908 --> 00:04:00,107 And don't forget, 88 00:04:00,209 --> 00:04:03,079 scrape all the bubble gum and puke off the seats 89 00:04:03,104 --> 00:04:04,290 before you leave tonight. 90 00:04:04,376 --> 00:04:06,776 Yes, sir. It would be my honor. 91 00:04:06,878 --> 00:04:08,745 Good night, Baskets. 92 00:04:09,914 --> 00:04:11,180 Good night, Eddie. 93 00:04:12,851 --> 00:04:14,250 Found another one. 94 00:04:14,352 --> 00:04:16,886 That's like 11 on one bench. 95 00:04:16,988 --> 00:04:19,088 A Hubba Bubba or something. 96 00:04:24,629 --> 00:04:26,095 I think we're in the clear. 97 00:04:26,197 --> 00:04:27,789 Cops are probably off sucking jelly 98 00:04:27,814 --> 00:04:28,847 at the Donut Shack. 99 00:04:28,949 --> 00:04:31,182 We should paint a penis on their squad car. 100 00:04:31,284 --> 00:04:32,684 I vote nay on that one. 101 00:04:32,786 --> 00:04:35,923 Noodles is right. Let's press on. 102 00:04:35,948 --> 00:04:37,243 There should be a river north of here, 103 00:04:37,268 --> 00:04:39,032 so we'll just go by way of the river 104 00:04:39,226 --> 00:04:40,725 and, uh, find the rails. 105 00:04:40,827 --> 00:04:43,328 Noodles: Maybe we could separate, you know? 106 00:04:43,430 --> 00:04:45,630 Throw them off our scent. 107 00:04:45,732 --> 00:04:47,832 Make it harder for them to find us. 108 00:04:47,934 --> 00:04:51,336 Or maybe I could just branch out on my own. 109 00:04:51,438 --> 00:04:53,404 I'm all for losing Noodles. 110 00:04:53,507 --> 00:04:55,243 Come on, Morpheus. He's dead weight. 111 00:04:55,314 --> 00:04:57,414 She has a good point, Morph. 112 00:04:57,516 --> 00:04:59,283 Noodles is part of the family. 113 00:04:59,385 --> 00:05:00,918 We already lost Trinity. 114 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:01,641 [Cough] 115 00:05:01,712 --> 00:05:02,790 Besides, he wouldn't last an hour 116 00:05:02,815 --> 00:05:05,556 here on his own, so no, Noodles. 117 00:05:05,658 --> 00:05:07,126 We stick together. 118 00:05:17,196 --> 00:05:18,362 [Sneeze] 119 00:05:18,387 --> 00:05:20,040 Man: This little 16-year-old, 120 00:05:20,065 --> 00:05:23,099 22-pound cockapoo named Teddy 121 00:05:23,188 --> 00:05:25,389 proudly brings in the morning paper. 122 00:05:25,414 --> 00:05:27,581 Oh, look at that little guy. 123 00:05:27,681 --> 00:05:28,880 I'm gonna get a little dog 124 00:05:28,905 --> 00:05:31,173 that brings the newspaper to me, Chip. 125 00:05:31,351 --> 00:05:33,952 What do you think about that? 126 00:05:34,054 --> 00:05:35,219 Chip. 127 00:05:35,322 --> 00:05:37,088 No, I'm im-imagining it, Mom. 128 00:05:37,190 --> 00:05:38,389 Thank you. 129 00:05:38,491 --> 00:05:39,851 Woman: She just loves her routine. 130 00:05:39,926 --> 00:05:41,359 He's so smart. 131 00:05:41,461 --> 00:05:43,009 She's a little dog. 132 00:05:43,034 --> 00:05:45,204 Oh, I love a smart animal. 133 00:05:45,332 --> 00:05:46,572 Carry that big paper like that. 134 00:05:46,633 --> 00:05:48,821 Hey, Mom, I've got some free tickets 135 00:05:48,846 --> 00:05:49,969 to the rodeo. 136 00:05:50,003 --> 00:05:51,368 [Coughing] 137 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:54,038 I'm sorry. Ohh! 138 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:56,174 Say that again, honey. 139 00:05:56,276 --> 00:05:58,520 I just said that I have some free tickets 140 00:05:58,545 --> 00:06:00,220 to the rodeo tonight if you'd like to go. 141 00:06:00,245 --> 00:06:01,915 Rodeo? 142 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:04,515 Uh, free tickets. 143 00:06:04,618 --> 00:06:06,918 Well, I see you free every day. 144 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:08,486 [Chuckling] 145 00:06:08,588 --> 00:06:10,154 And what about the smell? 146 00:06:10,179 --> 00:06:13,324 Isn't it terrible, the cows and... 147 00:06:13,426 --> 00:06:15,601 Yeah, I just thought maybe you'd like to see the horsies. 148 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,095 You know, free tickets. 149 00:06:17,197 --> 00:06:18,618 Ah, look at him prancing. 150 00:06:18,643 --> 00:06:19,665 Part of the reason she's lived so long... 151 00:06:19,690 --> 00:06:21,590 Oh, this guy. 152 00:06:22,102 --> 00:06:25,003 He should have his own show. 153 00:06:25,105 --> 00:06:26,595 I think his name is Rusty. 154 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,696 What a good name for him. 155 00:06:28,908 --> 00:06:30,174 [Phone rings] 156 00:06:30,276 --> 00:06:32,310 - Rodeo? - No, I just... 157 00:06:32,335 --> 00:06:33,798 I... I have some extra tickets, 158 00:06:33,823 --> 00:06:35,477 and I thought maybe you could use them. That's all. 159 00:06:35,502 --> 00:06:38,438 Uh, thank you, but no. It sounds boring. 160 00:06:38,518 --> 00:06:39,790 Dale, I didn't think you would go. 161 00:06:39,815 --> 00:06:41,407 - I was thinking maybe for Nicole... - No, nobody's interested. 162 00:06:41,454 --> 00:06:43,421 - [Click] - Hello? Geez. 163 00:06:44,422 --> 00:06:45,922 So you're the host? 164 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,072 Yeah. 165 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:49,617 Wow. The host with the most. 166 00:06:49,829 --> 00:06:51,262 Well, that's fun. 167 00:06:51,364 --> 00:06:53,102 Hey, you know, if you need any jokes, 168 00:06:53,127 --> 00:06:55,293 I found a joke book at the dump. 169 00:06:55,669 --> 00:06:57,268 What were you doing at the dump? 170 00:06:57,293 --> 00:06:58,293 On a date or something? 171 00:06:58,438 --> 00:07:00,610 No, I was just snooping around. 172 00:07:00,635 --> 00:07:02,001 Snooping around? 173 00:07:02,075 --> 00:07:04,509 Yeah. What else do you do at the dump? 174 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,380 Well, say hi to your wife for me. 175 00:07:09,482 --> 00:07:11,382 I doubt she remembers you, Martha. 176 00:07:11,484 --> 00:07:14,886 But, you know, I'll be lucky if she remembers me. 177 00:07:15,579 --> 00:07:17,188 Should I wait? 178 00:07:17,290 --> 00:07:18,690 No, I'm good. 179 00:07:18,792 --> 00:07:19,610 Are you sure? 180 00:07:19,635 --> 00:07:21,059 Because I don't have to be... 181 00:07:25,588 --> 00:07:26,887 Okay. 182 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,766 I come to your rodeo. 183 00:07:30,303 --> 00:07:32,603 [Coughing] 184 00:07:34,874 --> 00:07:35,907 You will? 185 00:07:36,009 --> 00:07:37,575 Sure. 186 00:07:37,677 --> 00:07:41,118 It will be fun to see an animal get, uh, torture. 187 00:07:41,143 --> 00:07:42,032 [Laughing] 188 00:07:42,057 --> 00:07:43,602 Yeah. Torture. That's the word. 189 00:07:43,817 --> 00:07:46,050 - Mm. - Penelope, 190 00:07:46,075 --> 00:07:47,452 this means so much to me. 191 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:50,062 You mean the world to me. You always have. 192 00:07:50,087 --> 00:07:51,391 - You always will. - No, no. It's okay. 193 00:07:51,416 --> 00:07:53,950 Go now. I see you there. 194 00:07:54,050 --> 00:07:55,891 See you at the rodeo. 195 00:07:55,916 --> 00:07:58,781 Joy to the world 196 00:07:58,806 --> 00:08:01,307 The Lord has come 197 00:08:01,370 --> 00:08:06,406 Let Earth receive her king 198 00:08:06,431 --> 00:08:09,141 [Losing breath] Let every... heart... 199 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:21,761 [Sneeze] 200 00:08:29,047 --> 00:08:30,047 [Sneeze] 201 00:08:34,870 --> 00:08:36,432 Eddie: Hey, Baskets. 202 00:08:36,457 --> 00:08:37,268 Listen up now. 203 00:08:37,293 --> 00:08:39,034 I've got the running order here for you. 204 00:08:39,059 --> 00:08:40,059 Okay. 205 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,450 Old Clint Cassidy, 206 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,748 he's out with a busted-up knee. 207 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,714 - Yep. - Big Beauty is swapped out 208 00:08:45,739 --> 00:08:47,472 - with Balls of Fire. - Okay. 209 00:08:47,497 --> 00:08:49,526 So he'll get ridded by Lala Doloo... 210 00:08:49,551 --> 00:08:52,081 Doo... Lily O'Doul. 211 00:08:52,254 --> 00:08:54,425 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get ridded by who? 212 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:57,425 L-Lily. Lily O'Doul. New cowboy. 213 00:08:57,658 --> 00:08:58,723 Elliott Gould? 214 00:08:58,784 --> 00:09:02,862 Lily O'Doul. 215 00:09:02,887 --> 00:09:03,722 Got it. 216 00:09:03,747 --> 00:09:04,878 And the Griffith family, 217 00:09:04,903 --> 00:09:06,284 they're going to be doing 218 00:09:06,309 --> 00:09:07,995 - a stunt riding routine. - Yeah. 219 00:09:08,078 --> 00:09:11,315 Hi. Uh, Ben Haines from Jack Daniels. 220 00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:12,901 - Hey, Jack. - Uh, Ben. 221 00:09:12,926 --> 00:09:14,313 So after the show, 222 00:09:14,338 --> 00:09:15,472 we're raffling off a grill. 223 00:09:15,497 --> 00:09:16,362 Now, it's important 224 00:09:16,387 --> 00:09:17,642 that you get the language right. 225 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:18,736 - Okay? - Yeah. 226 00:09:18,761 --> 00:09:20,353 It's a Jack Daniels Edition 227 00:09:20,378 --> 00:09:23,135 - double-walled... - [Wolf whistles] 228 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,213 Hello. 229 00:09:24,238 --> 00:09:25,775 Hey, guys, that's my wife. 230 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,200 With porcelain-coated... 231 00:09:27,294 --> 00:09:28,018 - Hello. - Hi. 232 00:09:28,043 --> 00:09:29,176 - How are you? - Good. 233 00:09:30,699 --> 00:09:32,565 Kiss me on the mouth once. 234 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:34,534 You said that I shouldn't do that. 235 00:09:34,636 --> 00:09:36,369 It's okay. Forget what I say. 236 00:09:36,471 --> 00:09:38,438 Really? Okay. 237 00:09:43,341 --> 00:09:44,407 Mm. 238 00:09:44,432 --> 00:09:46,464 You have, uh, clown make-up on you. 239 00:09:46,515 --> 00:09:50,150 Oh, no. I look like Michael Jackson. 240 00:09:51,381 --> 00:09:53,581 Um, you have my ticket? 241 00:09:53,628 --> 00:09:55,722 Yes. Uh... Oh, here it is. 242 00:09:56,245 --> 00:09:57,206 And what time you start? 243 00:09:57,231 --> 00:09:58,323 6. 6. 244 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:01,003 Oh, but I have a pool party after. 245 00:10:01,028 --> 00:10:02,961 Can't you start early? 246 00:10:03,057 --> 00:10:04,378 Uh, sure. Let me ask. 247 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:06,104 Hey, Eddie, can we start the show early? 248 00:10:06,129 --> 00:10:07,028 Is that possible? 249 00:10:07,270 --> 00:10:08,636 No. 250 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,056 Ah, so American. 251 00:10:10,081 --> 00:10:11,614 - Yeah. - Anyway, 252 00:10:11,646 --> 00:10:12,778 I'm going to get my seat. 253 00:10:12,803 --> 00:10:14,057 Okay. 254 00:10:14,082 --> 00:10:14,714 Hello. 255 00:10:15,453 --> 00:10:16,685 That's Troy. 256 00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:19,175 Okay. Well, I'll see you later, okay? 257 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,299 Okay. Bye. 258 00:10:20,492 --> 00:10:21,991 Oh. 259 00:10:22,226 --> 00:10:24,660 See you, cowboy. Bye, cowboys. 260 00:10:24,685 --> 00:10:25,784 Ciao. 261 00:10:27,064 --> 00:10:28,297 That's my wife. 262 00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:29,581 Let's go. 263 00:10:29,606 --> 00:10:30,905 All right, guys, let's get, uh, 264 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,797 get to work. Let's have a good show. 265 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,925 All right, now you do five minutes 266 00:10:36,950 --> 00:10:38,417 just right off the top. 267 00:10:38,442 --> 00:10:39,641 Five minutes of what? 268 00:10:40,044 --> 00:10:42,745 Well, whatever will get them all whooped up 269 00:10:42,770 --> 00:10:43,737 and to hollering. 270 00:10:43,762 --> 00:10:44,961 Hey, Chip. 271 00:10:45,501 --> 00:10:46,600 Hey. 272 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:48,136 Hey, Martha. What are you doing here? 273 00:10:48,161 --> 00:10:49,143 I mean, hello. 274 00:10:49,168 --> 00:10:51,347 Well, I just thought I'd show up. 275 00:10:51,422 --> 00:10:54,123 And this is my niece and nephew Bella and Luke. 276 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,187 They wanted to see some of the horses. 277 00:10:56,212 --> 00:10:57,478 Hi, guys. 278 00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:00,817 Yeah, they're definitely related to you. 279 00:11:00,842 --> 00:11:02,008 Eddie: Come on, Baskets. 280 00:11:02,070 --> 00:11:05,018 No sense dillydallying like a shot-up mule. 281 00:11:05,336 --> 00:11:06,886 I'm dillydallying like a shot-up mule. 282 00:11:06,911 --> 00:11:07,878 What do you need, Martha? 283 00:11:07,903 --> 00:11:09,122 I just wanted to give you 284 00:11:09,147 --> 00:11:10,753 the joke book I found at the dump, 285 00:11:10,778 --> 00:11:12,581 just in case you need it later. 286 00:11:12,743 --> 00:11:14,166 Okay. Thanks. 287 00:11:14,191 --> 00:11:15,706 It, um, kind of smells like banana peels 288 00:11:15,731 --> 00:11:17,089 - if you want to... - Yeah. 289 00:11:17,114 --> 00:11:19,448 Work that into your act somehow. 290 00:11:19,859 --> 00:11:21,042 Thank you very much. 291 00:11:21,067 --> 00:11:22,620 Okay. Well, break a leg. 292 00:11:22,645 --> 00:11:23,645 Okay. 293 00:11:23,843 --> 00:11:27,367 Martha, take the children back to the corn. 294 00:11:28,536 --> 00:11:31,537 Come on, guys. Let's go see where the beer is. 295 00:11:31,976 --> 00:11:34,443 All I know... 296 00:11:34,545 --> 00:11:37,913 Whoo! 297 00:11:38,015 --> 00:11:39,593 Oh, hey, Penelope. 298 00:11:39,618 --> 00:11:41,617 Hey, Martha. Hey, kids. 299 00:11:41,719 --> 00:11:43,519 Nice, popcorn. 300 00:11:43,544 --> 00:11:45,544 How's everybody doing tonight? 301 00:11:45,723 --> 00:11:48,090 - [Silence] - Good. Um, 302 00:11:48,192 --> 00:11:50,116 so thank you for... 303 00:11:50,141 --> 00:11:52,041 Thank you for coming to the, uh... 304 00:11:52,066 --> 00:11:53,832 [Microphone feedback] 305 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:57,210 Thank you for coming to the show. 306 00:11:57,306 --> 00:12:00,607 Uh, Bakersfield is, uh... 307 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:03,065 it's a good, uh... 308 00:12:03,385 --> 00:12:06,069 uh, good town to be a part of, 309 00:12:06,094 --> 00:12:07,327 and, uh, you know what? 310 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:10,999 Maybe I'll, uh... I have a... So... I'll read some jokes. 311 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:12,952 Okay, here's one. 312 00:12:12,977 --> 00:12:15,858 "An American went into a London tea shop." 313 00:12:15,883 --> 00:12:16,679 Oh, God. 314 00:12:16,704 --> 00:12:18,155 Get on with it! 315 00:12:18,278 --> 00:12:21,469 Ladies and gentlemen, the Griffith family! 316 00:12:24,094 --> 00:12:25,507 Hey, there, y'all! 317 00:12:25,532 --> 00:12:27,473 Please, give us a warm welcome 318 00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:30,944 for Garrison, Demmy, and Galen! 319 00:12:30,969 --> 00:12:33,202 - [Cheering] - Yeah! 320 00:13:00,608 --> 00:13:01,974 Hey, Chuck. 321 00:13:02,162 --> 00:13:04,339 Hey, you know how every night 322 00:13:04,364 --> 00:13:05,830 I'm up there doing my, uh, 323 00:13:05,932 --> 00:13:07,865 "Clune Sous la Pluie" act? 324 00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:09,567 I think so. 325 00:13:09,669 --> 00:13:11,936 Yeah, the one where you release the bull every night. 326 00:13:12,038 --> 00:13:13,237 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, uh, 327 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:15,407 tonight can you maybe not release, 328 00:13:15,432 --> 00:13:16,974 - uh, the bull? - [Bull snorts] 329 00:13:17,077 --> 00:13:18,157 Well, that's the best part. 330 00:13:18,244 --> 00:13:19,214 I know it's the best part, 331 00:13:19,239 --> 00:13:21,081 but my wife is going to be in the audience, 332 00:13:21,106 --> 00:13:22,393 and I'd like to impress her, 333 00:13:22,418 --> 00:13:24,048 and I think I have a shot with her, 334 00:13:24,073 --> 00:13:25,106 you know, romantically, 335 00:13:25,285 --> 00:13:26,718 if you don't release the bull. 336 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:27,807 All right. 337 00:13:27,832 --> 00:13:29,131 Okay. Thanks. Can I have... 338 00:13:31,524 --> 00:13:33,611 Be sure to stick around after the show 339 00:13:33,636 --> 00:13:35,416 for our annual Barn Burner Hoedown... 340 00:13:35,441 --> 00:13:36,589 Is this ever going to stop? 341 00:13:36,614 --> 00:13:37,614 By CostCo. 342 00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:40,565 Uh... Oh, there he is. 343 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:58,262 [Woman singing in French] 344 00:14:11,944 --> 00:14:13,744 [Crowd booing] 345 00:14:20,269 --> 00:14:22,235 Boo! 346 00:14:22,547 --> 00:14:24,147 Get the bull out here. 347 00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,724 Chuck. Chuck, the bull! 348 00:14:32,963 --> 00:14:34,396 - [Lowing] - [Thump] 349 00:14:34,421 --> 00:14:35,545 Ohh! 350 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,383 [Crowd laughing, clapping] 351 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,754 - [Train whistle blows] - Let's go, go, go, go. 352 00:14:46,132 --> 00:14:48,277 - Ahh. Damn. - [Coughing] 353 00:14:48,769 --> 00:14:50,602 The next one. 354 00:14:51,805 --> 00:14:54,472 [Retching, coughing] 355 00:14:57,884 --> 00:14:59,417 [Blowing into bottle] 356 00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:02,003 Hey, Chip. 357 00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:05,636 Hey, great job, you know? 358 00:15:05,661 --> 00:15:06,410 Thanks. 359 00:15:06,435 --> 00:15:08,144 Um, in retrospect, 360 00:15:08,169 --> 00:15:10,988 maybe using a joke book I found at a landfill 361 00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:12,800 wasn't that great of an idea, 362 00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,424 but you still did a really good job. 363 00:15:14,449 --> 00:15:15,548 Penelope left. 364 00:15:16,168 --> 00:15:20,106 Um, well, maybe this just isn't her thing. 365 00:15:20,131 --> 00:15:21,864 Yeah, maybe I'm not her thing, either. 366 00:15:21,994 --> 00:15:23,121 You know? 367 00:15:23,762 --> 00:15:25,361 Well, um, 368 00:15:25,386 --> 00:15:28,020 I hate to ask you this when you're sulking, 369 00:15:28,036 --> 00:15:29,808 but my niece and nephew 370 00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:31,457 really wanted to get autographs 371 00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:35,176 from the trick riders, if that's possible. 372 00:15:35,426 --> 00:15:36,855 Okay. Yeah. 373 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,047 Um, yeah. Come on, guys. 374 00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:41,200 Come on. I'll take you over. 375 00:15:41,365 --> 00:15:43,415 - Hey, uh... - Hey, there. 376 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:44,300 These are a couple of fans, 377 00:15:44,325 --> 00:15:45,605 and they'd like some autographs. 378 00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:47,863 Of course. Yes. 379 00:15:47,986 --> 00:15:50,246 Gallen, Demmy, we have fans. 380 00:15:50,271 --> 00:15:51,336 Look at that. 381 00:15:51,361 --> 00:15:53,695 Wow, look at all those smiles, Martha. 382 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,619 [Laughing] 383 00:15:54,879 --> 00:15:56,168 Oh, my goodness. 384 00:15:56,193 --> 00:15:59,121 I don't know, whenever I see people smiling that much, 385 00:15:59,146 --> 00:16:02,147 I always think they're about to have a nervous breakdown. 386 00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:06,175 Well, you'll never have a nervous breakdown, I guess. 387 00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,144 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't smile, Martha. 388 00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:09,449 You'll have a nervous breakdown. 389 00:16:09,819 --> 00:16:13,454 Excuse me. Can we get your autograph, too? 390 00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:15,257 Okay. 391 00:16:15,761 --> 00:16:16,993 Sure. 392 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,896 Here. That's $25 each. 393 00:16:21,921 --> 00:16:24,154 - [Giggling] - Where's the bathroom? 394 00:16:24,279 --> 00:16:26,545 Uh, come on, squirt. 395 00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:28,736 I'll show you. 396 00:16:28,806 --> 00:16:31,605 All right, young man, there's your urinal. 397 00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:34,698 Actually, can I pee-pee outside like the clowns? 398 00:16:35,816 --> 00:16:37,712 You want to pee-pee outside like the clowns? 399 00:16:37,737 --> 00:16:39,136 Okay. Yeah. Right this way. 400 00:16:39,315 --> 00:16:40,681 Huh. 401 00:16:44,145 --> 00:16:47,213 A grown man smiling at a kid pissing. 402 00:16:47,455 --> 00:16:49,388 It's my friend's nephew, Bingo. 403 00:16:54,594 --> 00:16:56,694 That's not your pee hand, is it? 404 00:16:56,719 --> 00:16:58,118 Maybe. 405 00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,496 Maybe? 406 00:16:59,736 --> 00:17:01,569 Oh, boy. [Sigh] 407 00:17:10,985 --> 00:17:12,284 [Blowing] 408 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,132 I'm not having fun. 409 00:17:16,157 --> 00:17:17,430 Who said this was about fun? 410 00:17:17,525 --> 00:17:18,958 You guys love this stuff. 411 00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:20,893 Playing cops and robbers all day. 412 00:17:20,995 --> 00:17:22,294 It's not for me. 413 00:17:22,396 --> 00:17:24,130 This your first time running from the cops? 414 00:17:24,232 --> 00:17:26,699 No. It's my second time. 415 00:17:26,801 --> 00:17:29,168 First time was in France, but they just had whistles. 416 00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:31,337 They said, "Freeze, or we'll whistle." 417 00:17:31,439 --> 00:17:33,000 Because the cops got guns in this country, 418 00:17:33,025 --> 00:17:35,975 we got to be scared into living some normal, pre-approved life? 419 00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:37,276 That sucks, dude. 420 00:17:40,481 --> 00:17:43,682 Just tired of making my life harder than it needs to be. 421 00:17:43,784 --> 00:17:44,784 Morpheus: Yeah. 422 00:17:48,055 --> 00:17:49,855 I hear that. 423 00:17:49,957 --> 00:17:51,123 Thanks, Orifice. 424 00:17:51,225 --> 00:17:53,425 Yeah. I mean, I had a kid. 425 00:17:53,953 --> 00:17:55,528 Daughter, I guess. 426 00:17:55,630 --> 00:18:00,484 Got super scared. Shit, a kid. A kid. 427 00:18:01,453 --> 00:18:02,935 So I bailed. 428 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,014 At first I just ran off for the weekend, 429 00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:06,172 hitched to Santa Cruz, 430 00:18:06,197 --> 00:18:08,077 and partied pretty hard. 431 00:18:08,102 --> 00:18:10,069 I had fun, you know? 432 00:18:10,171 --> 00:18:12,848 But once I sobered up, I was, like, embarrassed. 433 00:18:13,336 --> 00:18:16,141 I didn't want to go home and have to explain that. 434 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:19,278 So a couple months went by, 435 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,312 and that feeling, that embarrassment, man, 436 00:18:21,337 --> 00:18:23,170 it just grew like a tumor. 437 00:18:23,859 --> 00:18:26,258 And by now it's been, like, years. 438 00:18:26,654 --> 00:18:27,516 Probably walking around 439 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,508 learning the alphabet and shit. 440 00:18:30,336 --> 00:18:33,236 Anyway, I know it's not cool, 441 00:18:33,261 --> 00:18:34,703 but that is me. 442 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,055 What's your excuse? 443 00:18:38,094 --> 00:18:38,875 I don't know, but I don't have 444 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,109 a one-man show about it, that's for sure. 445 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,537 [Train whistle] 446 00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:44,503 Train. 447 00:18:44,605 --> 00:18:46,272 All right, let's catch this one. 448 00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:47,362 - Come on. Let's go. - Come on, move. 449 00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:48,774 Go. Come on, Chip. 450 00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,618 Is it okay if I go with them? 451 00:18:59,643 --> 00:19:00,643 Yeah. 452 00:19:00,755 --> 00:19:02,788 ... and the corner girl come back 453 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,690 And do-si-do your own 454 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,058 Head back to the corner 455 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,394 Circle a little and keep walking back 456 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:10,129 You want to dance? 457 00:19:10,231 --> 00:19:11,864 - Mm-mm. - Why? 458 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:12,998 I can't dance. 459 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,434 Well, I know that, but you should try to... 460 00:19:15,459 --> 00:19:17,613 - Uh-oh. - Oh, no, no. Chip, help. 461 00:19:17,638 --> 00:19:20,072 Whoo! Dance, girl. 462 00:19:20,174 --> 00:19:21,320 Dance. 463 00:19:21,345 --> 00:19:23,609 Oh, my God. Chip, come on. 464 00:19:23,711 --> 00:19:25,644 Morpheus: Come on, Chip. 465 00:19:27,348 --> 00:19:29,048 Whoo. All right, come on. 466 00:19:33,487 --> 00:19:35,187 Up, up, up, up, up. 467 00:19:35,289 --> 00:19:36,855 Here we go. Come on, Noodles. 468 00:19:36,957 --> 00:19:38,090 Come on. 469 00:19:38,192 --> 00:19:40,032 [Square dance caller continues indistinctly] 470 00:19:49,079 --> 00:19:50,461 - [Train whistle] - Noodles, come on. 471 00:19:50,486 --> 00:19:51,952 Want to get arrested? Get up here. 472 00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:53,555 [Police siren] 473 00:19:54,478 --> 00:19:56,478 Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up. 474 00:19:56,798 --> 00:19:58,131 Whoo! 475 00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:00,989 Suckers! Whoo! 476 00:20:01,091 --> 00:20:02,426 Ha ha ha ha! 477 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,277 Look at us! Whoo! 478 00:20:05,302 --> 00:20:06,868 Ha ha! 479 00:20:23,945 --> 00:20:25,270 Morpheus: Whoo! 480 00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:27,031 Smile, Chip! 481 00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:29,324 - Yeah. - Come on. 482 00:20:29,349 --> 00:20:32,049 - Come on! - Yeah, come on. 483 00:20:32,175 --> 00:20:33,277 There he goes. 484 00:20:33,302 --> 00:20:35,736 Ah. There it is. There it is. 485 00:20:36,675 --> 00:20:39,277 It ain't easy living this life, man, 486 00:20:39,302 --> 00:20:42,246 but hell if it don't have its moments, right? 487 00:20:42,271 --> 00:20:44,910 Cherish this shit! Cher... 488 00:20:44,935 --> 00:20:45,754 - Aah! - Oh! 489 00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:47,946 - Morpheus! - No! No! 490 00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:51,331 No! 491 00:21:02,252 --> 00:21:03,852 [Cipher sobbing] 492 00:21:20,639 --> 00:21:22,773 - Name? - Chipford Baskets. 493 00:21:22,798 --> 00:21:26,066 - Date of birth? - May 21, 1970. 494 00:21:26,091 --> 00:21:27,424 - U.S. citizen? - Yes. 495 00:21:28,094 --> 00:21:30,027 Do you want to make a call? 496 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,367 You get a phone call if you want. 497 00:21:34,012 --> 00:21:35,243 Is there anyone out there 498 00:21:35,268 --> 00:21:36,903 that might like to know you're alive? 499 00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:38,161 [Phone buzzes] 500 00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:41,929 Coming. 501 00:21:41,953 --> 00:21:46,953 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 502 00:21:47,003 --> 00:21:51,553 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32976

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