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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,766 --> 00:00:02,333 This is so weird. 2 00:00:02,367 --> 00:00:04,268 It's not poker night without Dave. 3 00:00:04,303 --> 00:00:05,937 I can't believe he's gone. 4 00:00:05,971 --> 00:00:09,807 I know. I just saw him last week and he looked so happy. 5 00:00:09,841 --> 00:00:11,475 Life's fragile, man. 6 00:00:11,510 --> 00:00:13,577 One day you're walking around without a care in the world 7 00:00:13,612 --> 00:00:15,313 and then suddenly, poof, it's over. 8 00:00:16,615 --> 00:00:18,115 When is Dave's wedding anyways? 9 00:00:20,386 --> 00:00:23,621 You know, I was going to take Emma for the night, 10 00:00:23,656 --> 00:00:26,024 but how about I take the three of you instead? 11 00:00:26,058 --> 00:00:27,559 Why don't I sit in? 12 00:00:27,593 --> 00:00:30,828 If by "sit in" you mean make me a sandwich, I'll take ham. 13 00:00:33,265 --> 00:00:36,000 Come on! Why can't I play? 14 00:00:36,035 --> 00:00:38,257 This is like your dad's game all over again. 15 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:40,805 I always wanted to play but they would never let me. 16 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,907 Of course, now I know why. 17 00:00:42,942 --> 00:00:45,176 Talk about a table full of queens and no straights. 18 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:49,748 Or maybe it's because you don't know how to play. 19 00:00:49,782 --> 00:00:50,921 Oh really? 20 00:00:50,923 --> 00:00:54,914 Maybe you're forgetting all those times I left you in your stroller at the Indian Casino! 21 00:00:56,956 --> 00:01:00,959 Besides, we do family game night together every month. Why can't we add poker? 22 00:01:00,993 --> 00:01:03,462 Oh, hell no! 23 00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:05,726 My chips, my cards, my rules. 24 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,700 And rule number one is no boobs allowed. 25 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:10,536 You know, other than these two. 26 00:01:12,111 --> 00:01:13,445 Oh, we'll see about that. 27 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,542 - Will we? - Oh, we will! 28 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,911 Yeah, that's right. You better run. 29 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:20,579 (Bonnie yelling) 30 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,648 Bonnie: I'm right behind you! 31 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:25,051 - Should we help him? - Nah. 32 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:29,155 - Wanna see if the game's on? - Yeah. 33 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:34,460 It's amazing how the unexpected 34 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:37,897 Can take your life and change direction 35 00:01:39,021 --> 00:01:41,021 Baby Daddy - 04x17 Wheeler War 36 00:01:41,022 --> 00:01:43,382 sync and correction by solfieri www.addic7ed.com 37 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,872 Oh. Ben. Hi. Hey. Hi. 38 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:47,740 Hey Riles. Mr. Perrin. 39 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:51,144 Ben, this is Ross. 40 00:01:51,178 --> 00:01:52,979 Remember? My boss. 41 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:54,781 Oh my god. My bad. 42 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:57,216 I just looked up and I thought I saw your dad for a minute. 43 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,086 How's it going, Ross? 44 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,456 Ironically, you're the only dad here. 45 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:09,195 Well, I guess I should get going. See you tonight? 46 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:12,999 Oh, you know what, I'm sorry. I can't. I have this thing. 47 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:16,002 "This thing?" You mean family game night? 48 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:18,204 Game night? I like the sound of that. 49 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:19,806 Oh, dude, it's awesome. 50 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:23,476 We get together once a month and play games until someone cries or passes out. 51 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,878 Then somebody wakes up at a bus depot in a wheelbarrow. 52 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:29,949 Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 53 00:02:31,085 --> 00:02:33,152 It sounds fun. Can outsiders join? 54 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,557 Sure, yeah. Of course. The more the merrier. 55 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:40,026 Fantastic. Then I'll see you both later. 56 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,462 - Yay. - All right? Later. 57 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,034 Oh my god, Ben. What is wrong with you? 58 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:51,003 What are you talking about? You'd think you'd be happy. I'm making an effort. 59 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:53,639 Uh, yeah, making an effort to annoy me. 60 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,208 Hey, I didn't say what kind of effort. 61 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,878 Are you trying to keep Ross away from us or something? 62 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:02,048 Yes. That is exactly what I am trying to do. 63 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:04,450 Ben, please. I really like this guy, 64 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:07,086 but something happens to sweet, innocent men 65 00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:08,821 when they hang out with you people. 66 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:12,859 Riley, calm down. I think you're overreacting a little. 67 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,594 It's not like we're a bunch of neanderthals. 68 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:18,632 (Cheering) 69 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,235 Stop it. Oh, come on! 70 00:03:25,707 --> 00:03:30,577 So, Danny, I don't want to sway your opinion but what do you think of this Ross guy? 71 00:03:30,612 --> 00:03:33,734 You know, other than he's totally not right for Riley on any level whatsoever. 72 00:03:34,816 --> 00:03:37,484 What do you care? You're not still interested, are you? 73 00:03:37,519 --> 00:03:40,454 I don't know, man. I guess I just hated how it ended. 74 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:41,922 I think I pretty much drove her away. 75 00:03:41,956 --> 00:03:43,924 I just couldn't let go of the thought that she was in love with you. 76 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:44,992 And you were in love with her. 77 00:03:45,026 --> 00:03:46,742 Riley in love with me? 78 00:03:46,895 --> 00:03:51,131 Me in love with Riley? Wow... that's you know, wow. 79 00:03:52,367 --> 00:03:54,268 I'm pretty sure that's why she finally broke up with me. 80 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:56,337 (Glass breaks) 81 00:03:56,371 --> 00:03:57,838 Dude, are you okay? 82 00:03:57,872 --> 00:04:00,741 Yeah, I'm fine. Wait... 83 00:04:00,775 --> 00:04:03,677 She broke up with you? I thought you broke up with her. 84 00:04:04,079 --> 00:04:07,081 Not that I care. Who cares? I know I don't. 85 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:10,518 I had this completely insane thought that she was going to go running into your arms. 86 00:04:10,552 --> 00:04:12,987 But she ran right past you into Ross', 87 00:04:13,021 --> 00:04:15,123 and you've been dating half of Manhattan so... 88 00:04:15,157 --> 00:04:18,192 Once again, well done, Ben. Wrong on all accounts. 89 00:04:18,227 --> 00:04:22,330 I just wish Ross would go away so I could see if there was still something there. You know? 90 00:04:22,364 --> 00:04:25,400 I might be wrong but she seems pretty happy with him, 91 00:04:25,434 --> 00:04:27,001 and he's pretty different from you. 92 00:04:28,637 --> 00:04:31,473 Oh my god, Danny, you're a genius. 93 00:04:31,507 --> 00:04:33,908 What better way to get rid of somebody than to make them more like me. 94 00:04:34,911 --> 00:04:37,879 But didn't she just break up with the me that is you? 95 00:04:37,914 --> 00:04:40,782 Dude, you're over-thinking it, okay? This is going to be great. 96 00:04:40,817 --> 00:04:44,119 Especially now that I know the two of you have no feelings for each other whatsoever. 97 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:45,220 (Glass breaks) 98 00:04:46,622 --> 00:04:48,290 Dude, what's the matter with you? 99 00:04:51,394 --> 00:04:55,797 One hand. If I win, you let me in the poker game. 100 00:04:55,832 --> 00:04:59,179 If you win, I leave and never mention it again. 101 00:04:59,369 --> 00:05:01,070 You had me at "you leave." 102 00:05:02,672 --> 00:05:04,373 All right, I'll take two. 103 00:05:06,810 --> 00:05:08,010 I'm good. 104 00:05:09,512 --> 00:05:13,115 Three of a kind. Read 'em and weep. 105 00:05:13,149 --> 00:05:15,684 And by weep I mean get the hell out. 106 00:05:15,719 --> 00:05:19,221 Ooh, have you met the king and his family? 107 00:05:19,255 --> 00:05:22,057 Royal flush, baby! 108 00:05:23,259 --> 00:05:25,627 No luck for the tuck tuck. 109 00:05:25,662 --> 00:05:29,231 I will see you at the next poker night, Lieutenant Loser. 110 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:38,170 My dry cleaner has a serious gambling problem. 111 00:05:48,386 --> 00:05:50,820 Knock, knock. Ross? 112 00:05:50,855 --> 00:05:53,490 Oh, hey, Riley. Just playing a little poker with the guys. 113 00:05:53,524 --> 00:05:56,459 Hey, look at this, my two ladies just beat these three ladies. 114 00:05:56,494 --> 00:05:59,362 (Chattering) 115 00:05:59,397 --> 00:06:00,730 Hey, hey, Ross? 116 00:06:00,765 --> 00:06:04,601 I can't reach something on the top shelf in the kitchen cabinet. 117 00:06:04,635 --> 00:06:07,370 I'm not sure what I need so can you just take it down? 118 00:06:08,873 --> 00:06:10,741 I'll be right back, guys. 119 00:06:10,775 --> 00:06:13,177 (All together) Boom, boom, boom, boom! 120 00:06:15,513 --> 00:06:19,383 Thanks, honey, you're the greatest. Okay, hurry back. 121 00:06:19,417 --> 00:06:21,318 Oh my god. What the hell are you doing? 122 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:25,155 I said that I didn't want you hanging out together and, uh, 123 00:06:25,190 --> 00:06:27,157 this is the opposite of that. 124 00:06:27,192 --> 00:06:30,594 Hey, if Ross wants to hang out with us, maybe he's not the guy you think he is. 125 00:06:31,997 --> 00:06:33,564 Hey, what's going on? 126 00:06:33,598 --> 00:06:35,766 Ooh, are we voting a member out of the group? 127 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,536 I vote Tucker. No, Riley. No, Tucker. Oh man, this is so hard. 128 00:06:40,239 --> 00:06:43,307 No, they are hijacking my relationship with Ross. 129 00:06:43,342 --> 00:06:45,610 Oh, I like him. 130 00:06:45,644 --> 00:06:48,045 He's a lot better than the last guy you dated. 131 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,580 That was me, mom. 132 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:53,851 Again, I really like Ross. 133 00:06:55,287 --> 00:06:56,654 They let him play poker. 134 00:06:56,688 --> 00:06:57,755 (Gasps) 135 00:06:57,789 --> 00:07:00,391 You let that newbie play and not me? 136 00:07:00,425 --> 00:07:02,527 Oh, dimples gots to go! 137 00:07:03,896 --> 00:07:06,831 You know what, for once, I agree with Mrs. Wheeler. 138 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,834 And it pains me, deeply, to say that. 139 00:07:11,637 --> 00:07:13,972 Sorry, but I'm not going to dis-invite my new friend. 140 00:07:14,006 --> 00:07:15,940 Uh-uh. No way. Not happening. 141 00:07:15,975 --> 00:07:19,164 You know what, I think it is. And you want to know why? 142 00:07:19,212 --> 00:07:22,514 Because I am going to play you for him. 143 00:07:22,548 --> 00:07:24,182 - Play me for him. How are we... - One... 144 00:07:24,217 --> 00:07:26,351 - Oh, you wouldn't. - Two... 145 00:07:26,385 --> 00:07:28,253 -Three, four... -Riley, think about what you're saying! 146 00:07:28,287 --> 00:07:30,355 I declare a Wheeler War! 147 00:07:30,389 --> 00:07:32,057 - (Groans) - (Thuds) 148 00:07:38,031 --> 00:07:39,965 Is that bad? 'Cause it sounds bad. 149 00:07:39,999 --> 00:07:41,400 Yo mama is on the floor. 150 00:07:49,119 --> 00:07:51,119 Wait. I'm a little confused. 151 00:07:51,121 --> 00:07:52,655 I'm sorry, a Wheeler what? 152 00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:53,956 Hey, man, don't ask. 153 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:55,925 If we stay silent and don't make eye contact 154 00:07:55,959 --> 00:07:58,027 maybe they won't realize we're here. 155 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:05,835 You, my friend, are about to participate in a very rare sporting event. 156 00:08:05,869 --> 00:08:07,303 A Wheeler War. 157 00:08:07,337 --> 00:08:10,706 Called on a not-so-very-regular basis to decide important life decisions. 158 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:13,609 We've used it to settle all family disputes. 159 00:08:13,644 --> 00:08:15,745 I only lost once. 160 00:08:15,779 --> 00:08:17,647 God, I really only wanted one kid. 161 00:08:20,885 --> 00:08:24,621 I actually wanted a little sister. We kinda both lost that year. 162 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:29,359 Well, what dispute are you settling this time? 163 00:08:30,995 --> 00:08:32,862 - It's... - Ah... 164 00:08:32,897 --> 00:08:35,432 Well I'll tell you what I'm playing for. 165 00:08:35,466 --> 00:08:38,201 Bonnie's right to join poker night. 166 00:08:38,235 --> 00:08:39,903 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds good. 167 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:42,906 Wait, what? We are? Oh, now I give a crap. You're going down. 168 00:08:44,876 --> 00:08:49,876 Um, not really sure this is the important life decision you think it is but, okay. 169 00:08:50,648 --> 00:08:54,718 Now that a Wheeler War has been decreed, first things first. 170 00:08:54,752 --> 00:08:56,486 We choose team captains. 171 00:08:56,521 --> 00:08:58,288 - Okay. How do we do that? - (Together) I call captain. 172 00:08:58,323 --> 00:09:00,357 Like that. 173 00:09:00,391 --> 00:09:01,458 I pick Ross. 174 00:09:01,492 --> 00:09:03,527 Ah, okay! Well, I pick Danny. 175 00:09:03,561 --> 00:09:04,795 Uh, Tucker. 176 00:09:04,829 --> 00:09:07,464 Ugh, god, this is so hard. 177 00:09:11,369 --> 00:09:13,170 Damn it. 178 00:09:17,442 --> 00:09:19,510 I'm the only one left. 179 00:09:22,381 --> 00:09:24,448 Okay, fine. I'll take Mrs. Wheeler. 180 00:09:25,617 --> 00:09:27,985 So, it looks like it's team... 181 00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:31,289 Bucker-Ross vs. Team Bo-Riny. 182 00:09:33,425 --> 00:09:36,761 Wait, are we gonna get t-shirts with that name on it? 183 00:09:36,795 --> 00:09:38,396 Because I won't wear that. 184 00:09:42,968 --> 00:09:45,603 Dude, this is gonna work out perfect. 185 00:09:45,637 --> 00:09:48,039 Riley calls for the Wheeler war and we get rid of Ross. 186 00:09:48,073 --> 00:09:50,842 And you know as well as I do, that's one couple that isn't meant to be together. 187 00:09:51,344 --> 00:09:54,913 I'm just moving the process along. But will I get thanked? Probably not. 188 00:09:56,616 --> 00:10:00,685 Ben, just because you get rid of Ross doesn't mean that Riley is going to run back to you. 189 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,422 I mean, what if she wants to be with someone else? 190 00:10:03,456 --> 00:10:05,190 And what if someone else wants to be with her? 191 00:10:06,626 --> 00:10:08,493 I think you should just let nature take it's course. 192 00:10:09,562 --> 00:10:11,763 Screw nature. 193 00:10:11,798 --> 00:10:13,932 You're gonna throw the first game for me. 194 00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:16,201 - Is that a threat? - No, it's a plea. 195 00:10:16,236 --> 00:10:18,170 I really need this. 196 00:10:18,204 --> 00:10:20,372 Don't you want to see me and Riley back together? 197 00:10:22,909 --> 00:10:24,743 Yes, so much. 198 00:10:31,017 --> 00:10:34,586 This is going to be great. I was actually quite the athlete back in college. 199 00:10:34,621 --> 00:10:36,555 Really? 200 00:10:36,589 --> 00:10:39,958 What? We've talked about this. Golf is a sport. 201 00:10:41,228 --> 00:10:43,362 If you say so, honey. 202 00:10:43,396 --> 00:10:45,698 But, actually, I was hoping... 203 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:49,118 That maybe you could throw the first game for me? 204 00:10:50,137 --> 00:10:53,706 Wow, you must really want Bonnie to play poker. 205 00:10:53,741 --> 00:10:55,808 I really, really do. 206 00:10:55,843 --> 00:10:58,244 It would just, it would mean a lot to me. 207 00:11:02,817 --> 00:11:04,984 Then it looks like I'm losing the first game. 208 00:11:07,121 --> 00:11:09,923 How serious do these games get anyway? 209 00:11:09,957 --> 00:11:14,194 Well, let's just say that someone's pinky once had to be surgically reattached. 210 00:11:15,229 --> 00:11:17,330 But I think it looks pretty good, right? 211 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:21,434 - Come on, Ross! - Come on, Danny! 212 00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:23,103 Let's go, buddy! Yeah! 213 00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:26,640 Oh my god, what is wrong with Danny? How could Ross be in the lead? 214 00:11:26,674 --> 00:11:28,642 Hey, come on! Danny would never cheat. 215 00:11:30,311 --> 00:11:32,979 -Wait, you weren't saying that were you? -No. 216 00:11:33,014 --> 00:11:34,414 Here they come, let's go! 217 00:11:36,184 --> 00:11:38,218 Ooh, I think I hear them! 218 00:11:38,252 --> 00:11:40,854 Yes! Come on, Ross! Let's go, baby! 219 00:11:40,888 --> 00:11:43,156 How can we be losing? 220 00:11:43,191 --> 00:11:44,992 - Leg cramp! - Oh, yes! 221 00:11:45,026 --> 00:11:46,760 What? 222 00:11:46,762 --> 00:11:48,282 Yes! Yes! 223 00:11:48,363 --> 00:11:49,730 Ross, what the hell happened to you? 224 00:11:49,764 --> 00:11:52,299 I'm really sorry, man. Old golf injury. 225 00:11:52,334 --> 00:11:54,134 Golf's not a sport! 226 00:11:57,439 --> 00:12:00,141 Oh, never mind me, you know. I'll just heal out here. 227 00:12:01,977 --> 00:12:03,711 What the hell? You were supposed to throw the game. 228 00:12:03,745 --> 00:12:06,899 I tried. I stopped to tie my shoes twice. 229 00:12:06,901 --> 00:12:08,712 Fine. Then you're going to have to throw the next one. 230 00:12:08,714 --> 00:12:10,047 That's not the deal. 231 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:16,256 Don't you want to win Riley's heart fair and square? I know I do... would. 232 00:12:16,258 --> 00:12:18,526 If I was in your position, hypothetically. 233 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:22,547 Besides, I can't just lose. It's against the professional athlete oath. 234 00:12:22,631 --> 00:12:24,399 - What's that? - Don't lose. 235 00:12:25,401 --> 00:12:29,203 Okay, that is ten points for team Bo-Riny. 236 00:12:29,238 --> 00:12:33,641 Putting us solidly ahead of the losers, team Bucker-Ross. 237 00:12:34,777 --> 00:12:36,678 All right, what game's next? 238 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,580 Mistress of ceremonies? 239 00:12:38,614 --> 00:12:40,682 All right, Emma, please pick. 240 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,550 - Oh! - Ah-ha. 241 00:12:44,653 --> 00:12:47,430 Yes! It's the Wheelay Wace. 242 00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,758 Danny named it when he was nine. 243 00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:51,693 Soon after he started speech therapy. 244 00:12:52,695 --> 00:12:54,162 Uh-oh. 245 00:12:54,197 --> 00:12:55,730 Yeah, uh-oh is right. 246 00:12:55,765 --> 00:12:59,668 Because Danny and I have never lost a Wheelay Wace in our wives. 247 00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:03,505 Well, there's a first time for everything. 248 00:13:03,539 --> 00:13:05,922 Wow, you really don't want your mom playing poker. 249 00:13:06,075 --> 00:13:08,210 Oh, I don't. 250 00:13:08,244 --> 00:13:10,145 Oh, I do. 251 00:13:11,347 --> 00:13:14,016 Well, I'm just glad I'm not in the middle of this. 252 00:13:19,284 --> 00:13:21,284 Come on, Mrs. Wheeler! 253 00:13:21,286 --> 00:13:24,222 Bonnie: G... F... E... 254 00:13:24,256 --> 00:13:26,958 G... F... D... C... 255 00:13:26,992 --> 00:13:29,660 No, you missed a letter. Back to the roof and start over. 256 00:13:29,695 --> 00:13:30,695 Damn it! 257 00:13:30,729 --> 00:13:31,829 A! 258 00:13:31,864 --> 00:13:33,631 All right, now you just need to stack it and rap it. 259 00:13:33,665 --> 00:13:35,399 Go, go, go! 260 00:13:35,434 --> 00:13:36,901 Danny, get your helmet on! 261 00:13:36,935 --> 00:13:39,270 Okay, oh my god. I think we might actually win this round. 262 00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:41,706 Which is good, right? Because I assume you want to keep Ross. 263 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:43,107 Because you guys are great, right? 264 00:13:43,141 --> 00:13:44,509 Oh my god, so great. 265 00:13:44,543 --> 00:13:46,811 And you're still dating Ashley, right? You guys are doing great? 266 00:13:46,845 --> 00:13:49,080 So great! Maybe we should double date sometime? 267 00:13:49,114 --> 00:13:51,782 Oh my god, how much fun would that be? 268 00:13:51,817 --> 00:13:53,383 Ben: N... M... L... 269 00:13:53,385 --> 00:13:55,086 Come on, Mrs. Wheeler. 270 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,388 (Rapping) If I drank all this beer then I'd probably be wasted. 271 00:13:57,423 --> 00:14:00,091 Gonna stack it so high even god'll taste it. 272 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,292 Done! 273 00:14:01,327 --> 00:14:03,745 Ben: F... E... D... 274 00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:05,697 Wait, what happened to the Baton? 275 00:14:05,731 --> 00:14:07,132 I got hungry. Just go! 276 00:14:08,801 --> 00:14:12,771 (Together) One. Two. Three! 277 00:14:12,805 --> 00:14:14,539 (Cheering) 278 00:14:14,573 --> 00:14:16,141 Yeah! 279 00:14:16,175 --> 00:14:19,677 - Yes! - Oh, yeah! 280 00:14:19,712 --> 00:14:21,346 Oh, this ain't the whole party. 281 00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:23,948 (Cheering) 282 00:14:23,983 --> 00:14:26,551 Sorry. 283 00:14:26,581 --> 00:14:29,112 I get a little carried away sometimes. 284 00:14:29,255 --> 00:14:31,189 If that was a little, I'd hate to see a lot. 285 00:14:33,059 --> 00:14:36,662 Yo, maybe I don't have to win to get rid of him. 286 00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:39,932 Maybe if Ross sees the real Riley, he'll get rid of her on his own. 287 00:14:41,201 --> 00:14:43,569 Wait, hold up. You're not talking about unleashing 288 00:14:43,571 --> 00:14:47,190 Riley's ugly alter ego, Rigantor, are you? 289 00:14:47,274 --> 00:14:50,242 Deep down, there is no one more competitive than Riley. 290 00:14:50,277 --> 00:14:52,011 She tries to keep it under control, but you know what? 291 00:14:52,045 --> 00:14:54,464 I think we owe it to Ross to show him what's really inside that... 292 00:14:54,548 --> 00:14:58,584 Super cute exterior with those beautiful eyes and that kicky haircut. 293 00:15:03,824 --> 00:15:06,659 You really aren't over her, are you? 294 00:15:06,694 --> 00:15:08,194 Not even close. 295 00:15:14,301 --> 00:15:16,636 Nice. Picks up sweat and tears. 296 00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:22,175 After four rounds we are tied, 20-20. 297 00:15:22,209 --> 00:15:25,078 The last competition will determine the Victor. 298 00:15:25,112 --> 00:15:29,249 Emma will once again draw from the bucket for the Tie-Breaking Challenge. 299 00:15:29,283 --> 00:15:32,452 Oh, oh my god. She picked one. All by herself. 300 00:15:32,486 --> 00:15:34,287 All right, what is it? 301 00:15:34,322 --> 00:15:37,924 Okay, well, here's an event that hasn't been seen in a while. 302 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,097 A Riley specialty, I believe. 303 00:15:40,194 --> 00:15:43,597 I'd like to announce the return of the Great Skate! 304 00:15:43,631 --> 00:15:45,399 - Oh, no! - Sweet cherry pie! 305 00:15:46,968 --> 00:15:48,802 I thought we banned that game. 306 00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:52,506 Danny, Danny, you have to do it. I mean, you skate for a living. 307 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:55,342 How many times do I have to say this? 308 00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:58,879 Ice skating and roller blading are two completely different ideologies! 309 00:15:59,881 --> 00:16:01,148 What's the great skate? 310 00:16:02,017 --> 00:16:06,219 It's this game that takes me back to when I used to play a lot of street hockey. 311 00:16:06,221 --> 00:16:08,065 You know, like most girls did. 312 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:11,368 And, I don't know, I just... I get a little competitive. 313 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:14,186 A little? You flipped a Volkswagen. 314 00:16:14,363 --> 00:16:16,264 There was a family in it. 315 00:16:18,734 --> 00:16:21,903 You know, Riley, Tucker is a champion Roller Dancer. 316 00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,806 Three time all-state. 317 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:29,061 I even have a signature move named after me. The Tuck and Duck. 318 00:16:29,511 --> 00:16:33,982 You have to do it, Riley. You're a grown woman now. You can keep it in check. 319 00:16:34,016 --> 00:16:37,085 Okay, fine. I guess one more time wouldn't hurt. 320 00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:39,120 - Yes! - Yes! 321 00:16:40,122 --> 00:16:43,691 I was actually only two time all-state. I don't know why I lied. 322 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:50,899 Okay, Tucker. You remember the course. Just keep your head down. 323 00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:52,433 Yeah. 324 00:16:52,468 --> 00:16:55,503 Hey, if I don't make it, just get to my nightstand before my parents do. 325 00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:58,873 All right, now, stay off the main streets, 326 00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:01,509 and remember to cut through bleecker. All right? 327 00:17:01,544 --> 00:17:03,445 God, it's been so long since I've had skates on. 328 00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:04,980 I'm not sure I even remember how. 329 00:17:05,014 --> 00:17:07,482 But I'll give it my best shot. 330 00:17:07,516 --> 00:17:10,752 All right, skaters, to your marks. 331 00:17:10,786 --> 00:17:13,764 Now you be careful. You don't have as much padding as you used to. 332 00:17:14,056 --> 00:17:16,825 And you know the rules. There are none. 333 00:17:16,859 --> 00:17:19,060 May the best team win. 334 00:17:19,095 --> 00:17:20,796 You don't stand a chance. 335 00:17:23,499 --> 00:17:25,367 (Whistle blows) 336 00:17:25,401 --> 00:17:28,470 - (Cheering) - Yes! Yeah! Yeah! 337 00:17:28,504 --> 00:17:30,939 - (Laughing) - You suck! 338 00:17:30,973 --> 00:17:32,541 Yeah! 339 00:17:39,649 --> 00:17:42,384 Okay, all right. Riley-Riley, just take one from the bottom 340 00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:43,585 and put it on the top. 341 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,120 Okay, come on! 342 00:17:45,154 --> 00:17:46,922 I can't believe you shut down the elevator. 343 00:17:46,956 --> 00:17:48,264 You are pushing me to the brink, Perrin. 344 00:17:48,391 --> 00:17:50,326 No, I'm pushing you out the door. 345 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,095 No, not my tower! 346 00:17:53,129 --> 00:17:54,997 That's a 20 second penalty. 347 00:17:55,031 --> 00:17:56,632 You'll never beat me dobbs! 348 00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:58,500 Oh, I'm pretty sure I just did. 349 00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:01,637 Everyone: 15, 14, 13... 350 00:18:01,671 --> 00:18:03,305 Everyone: 12... 11... 351 00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:05,541 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. 352 00:18:05,575 --> 00:18:07,610 - (Overlapping shouting) - Go, Riley, go! Yeah! 353 00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:13,082 Oh, here they come. Yes! Riley caught up! 354 00:18:13,116 --> 00:18:16,519 - Oh my god! - Where's my goal? Where's my goal? 355 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,688 Oh, honey, you look so cute. 356 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,190 - (Slow-motion) Ow! - (Slow-motion) Yes! 357 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,160 Hit the deck or die, boss man! 358 00:18:24,194 --> 00:18:25,828 - Ow! - Yes! 359 00:18:25,863 --> 00:18:27,797 Yes! We've unleashed the beast! 360 00:18:27,831 --> 00:18:29,732 All right, come on, Riley. Come on, come on, come on. 361 00:18:29,766 --> 00:18:31,067 Yes... 362 00:18:31,101 --> 00:18:32,635 (Cheering) 363 00:18:32,669 --> 00:18:34,991 Yes! I did it! I won! 364 00:18:35,005 --> 00:18:38,308 It was me! It was all me! 365 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:42,378 Yes! (Primal scream) 366 00:18:44,848 --> 00:18:45,982 Yes! 367 00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:47,283 Oh my god... 368 00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:49,352 I know. You wouldn't think that amount of ugly 369 00:18:49,386 --> 00:18:51,154 could come out of that amount of pretty. 370 00:18:51,188 --> 00:18:53,122 But don't worry, better men than you have fled. 371 00:18:53,157 --> 00:18:55,925 So, no one will blame you. Nice meeting you, buddy. 372 00:18:57,728 --> 00:19:00,230 That was amazing. 373 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,500 I don't think I've ever been more attracted to you. 374 00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:04,701 Wait, what? 375 00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,904 I haven't had this much fun since college. 376 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:11,241 Well, sorry you lost, honey, but... 377 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,176 I think I know how to make it up to you. 378 00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:15,378 Just let me take off my skates. 379 00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:18,181 Oh, no, no. Leave the skates on. 380 00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:25,222 Well, I hope you're happy. 381 00:19:25,256 --> 00:19:27,390 The girl of my dreams just skated away with another man. 382 00:19:27,425 --> 00:19:28,825 What am I supposed to do now? 383 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:30,660 I think it's time to move on, bro. 384 00:19:30,695 --> 00:19:33,163 If it was meant to be, it's meant to be. 385 00:19:33,197 --> 00:19:35,532 If you love something, set it free. 386 00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:37,000 Something about footprints. 387 00:19:38,436 --> 00:19:40,837 Just pick one and go with it. 388 00:19:40,872 --> 00:19:42,205 Well, the good news is 389 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,858 this is the first Wheeler War that didn't end in the emergency room. 390 00:19:49,714 --> 00:19:51,481 I'll call 911. 391 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,925 No, he's a Roller Dancer. He'll be fine. 392 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,710 Sorry, boys. 393 00:20:01,712 --> 00:20:04,249 You might wanna make like laundry and fold. 394 00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:07,162 Two pair. 395 00:20:07,204 --> 00:20:08,571 Three of a kind. 396 00:20:08,605 --> 00:20:10,039 Straight flush. 397 00:20:10,073 --> 00:20:11,140 (Oohing) 398 00:20:11,175 --> 00:20:12,875 I got nothing. 399 00:20:14,044 --> 00:20:15,745 I was bluffing. 400 00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,947 And now I'm bored. This was fun. 401 00:20:17,981 --> 00:20:20,650 Oh, wait, mom. You forgot to pay up. 402 00:20:20,684 --> 00:20:22,118 Wait. 403 00:20:22,152 --> 00:20:24,132 You guys play this for actual money? 404 00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,139 Jeez, lady, put some clothes on. 405 00:20:29,893 --> 00:20:31,527 (Door opens, slams) 406 00:20:33,697 --> 00:20:37,500 You know, I don't think that E.R. doctor knows what he's talking about. 407 00:20:37,534 --> 00:20:39,343 I feel fine. 408 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,703 sync and correction by solfieri www.addic7ed.com 409 00:20:46,753 --> 00:20:51,303 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31782

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