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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,937 --> 00:00:08,871 Hey. Hey, don't judge me. 2 00:00:11,007 --> 00:00:13,709 When you learn to wash a dish, I'll get off the bottle. 3 00:00:15,478 --> 00:00:16,411 Morning. 4 00:00:16,446 --> 00:00:17,813 Man, I did not sleep at all last night. 5 00:00:17,847 --> 00:00:21,483 No, I do not need to hear about your amazing sex life over my bagel. 6 00:00:22,709 --> 00:00:24,577 "I'm Ben. I have a girlfriend now. I stay up all night doing it" 7 00:00:28,409 --> 00:00:29,409 okay, first of all, 8 00:00:29,443 --> 00:00:30,376 baby. 9 00:00:30,411 --> 00:00:31,845 Second of all, 10 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:32,412 Riley slept at her place. 11 00:00:32,447 --> 00:00:34,214 And third of all, I do not sound like that. 12 00:00:35,416 --> 00:00:37,050 Wait... 13 00:00:37,085 --> 00:00:41,088 So, I had a baby in my room all night that wasn't mine for no reason whatsoever? 14 00:00:41,122 --> 00:00:42,055 Yeah, thanks, bro. 15 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:45,158 I've just had a lot on my mind. 16 00:00:45,193 --> 00:00:47,828 Hey, what do you think about Danny and Riley? 17 00:00:47,862 --> 00:00:50,697 Well, he sucks up food like a hoover, and she can be a bit bossy, 18 00:00:50,732 --> 00:00:51,898 but for the most part, I'm a fan. 19 00:00:53,267 --> 00:00:55,669 No. No, I mean, do you think there's something going on between them? 20 00:00:55,737 --> 00:00:56,636 Um... 21 00:00:56,671 --> 00:00:58,538 B-b-between Riley and Danny? 22 00:00:58,573 --> 00:01:00,207 N-no, man. 23 00:01:00,241 --> 00:01:02,509 Dude, it's not like he's been in love with her his whole life, 24 00:01:02,543 --> 00:01:05,045 and then finally realized he'd never have her, 25 00:01:05,079 --> 00:01:06,279 so he's running away to Paris with Georgie. 26 00:01:06,314 --> 00:01:08,348 (Laughs) 27 00:01:08,383 --> 00:01:11,885 'Cause, uh, that would be... that would be crazy. 28 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,121 But, you didn't see what happened on the roof? 29 00:01:14,155 --> 00:01:15,956 There was hugs, and tears, 30 00:01:15,990 --> 00:01:17,057 and what came very close to a kiss. 31 00:01:17,091 --> 00:01:19,659 Dude, they're best friends, okay? 32 00:01:19,694 --> 00:01:22,396 Just think how you'd react if I told you I was moving. 33 00:01:23,765 --> 00:01:25,332 Um... 34 00:01:25,366 --> 00:01:26,400 I don't think I'd kiss you. 35 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:28,502 You don't know that. 36 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,172 Look, if you're so worried, 37 00:01:32,206 --> 00:01:33,306 why don't you just go talk to her? 38 00:01:33,341 --> 00:01:34,307 Oh, yeah, right. 39 00:01:34,342 --> 00:01:36,276 "Hey, Riley. I'm your crazy, jealous boyfriend. 40 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:37,878 Do you have any feelings for my brother?" 41 00:01:37,912 --> 00:01:39,079 See? See, you do sound like that! 42 00:01:39,113 --> 00:01:40,046 I told you. 43 00:01:40,081 --> 00:01:41,681 You know what? 44 00:01:41,716 --> 00:01:42,949 I don't care what you say, okay? 45 00:01:43,017 --> 00:01:44,818 There's definitely something weird going on around here. 46 00:01:49,824 --> 00:01:51,558 Morning, boys. 47 00:01:51,592 --> 00:01:54,594 Bonnie's babysitting barn is open for business. 48 00:01:54,629 --> 00:01:56,496 You birth 'em, we nurse 'em. 49 00:01:56,531 --> 00:01:59,366 Have your baby cared for by a licensed professional. 50 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,333 License pending. 51 00:02:00,368 --> 00:02:01,301 (Imitates small explosion) 52 00:02:03,304 --> 00:02:04,871 Nope. 53 00:02:04,906 --> 00:02:06,106 Nothing weird going on here. 54 00:02:07,141 --> 00:02:09,242 (Theme music playing) 55 00:02:09,277 --> 00:02:12,813 It's amazing how the unexpected 56 00:02:12,847 --> 00:02:15,790 can take your life and change direction 57 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:19,385 - Sync and corrected by TheDelta - - www.addic7ed.com - 58 00:02:19,420 --> 00:02:22,022 Okay, one, two, three, four... 59 00:02:22,056 --> 00:02:23,824 Five, six. 60 00:02:23,858 --> 00:02:24,991 Good, you're all here. 61 00:02:28,262 --> 00:02:30,197 Oh, shoot. I forgot how many I started out with. 62 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:35,035 Mom, we have a strict "no baby" policy in here. 63 00:02:35,069 --> 00:02:37,270 You know, unless they show up on the doormat with my DNA and a note. 64 00:02:38,339 --> 00:02:39,873 I'm sorry, honey. 65 00:02:39,907 --> 00:02:41,875 Just trying to earn a little extra cash, 66 00:02:41,909 --> 00:02:44,144 and I can only sell my blood twice a month. 67 00:02:44,178 --> 00:02:45,145 Or quit drinking. 68 00:02:46,247 --> 00:02:47,280 And that's not gonna happen. 69 00:02:49,884 --> 00:02:51,084 Hey, can I borrow a diaper? 70 00:02:55,022 --> 00:02:57,224 Hey, whatever happened to your big realty job? 71 00:02:57,258 --> 00:02:59,993 It's fine. It's fine. It's great. 72 00:03:00,027 --> 00:03:04,130 You know, I just haven't sold quite as many apartments as I thought I would have. 73 00:03:04,165 --> 00:03:05,866 Are you gonna use all this baby food? 74 00:03:06,934 --> 00:03:09,069 Okay. You know, plus, now that Danny 75 00:03:09,103 --> 00:03:12,005 is selfishly running away to pursue his dreams, 76 00:03:12,039 --> 00:03:15,275 it is really putting a damper on my memorabilia business. 77 00:03:15,309 --> 00:03:19,212 Oh, you mean your "secretly selling his hockey stuff behind his back" business? 78 00:03:19,247 --> 00:03:20,881 Are you accusing me of stealing? 79 00:03:22,216 --> 00:03:23,183 Pretty much. 80 00:03:23,217 --> 00:03:24,951 Yeah. Yeah, that business. 81 00:03:26,053 --> 00:03:27,020 Bonjour! 82 00:03:27,054 --> 00:03:28,889 Salut, mon amour. 83 00:03:28,923 --> 00:03:30,056 Tu est tres... 84 00:03:30,091 --> 00:03:31,925 (In French accent) Adorable... 85 00:03:31,959 --> 00:03:33,260 I suppose Danny taught you how to say that? 86 00:03:33,294 --> 00:03:36,062 No, actually, my 10th grade French teacher did, 87 00:03:36,097 --> 00:03:37,163 which... 88 00:03:37,198 --> 00:03:38,298 Is a whole other story. 89 00:03:38,332 --> 00:03:41,902 But I did bring some croissants to put him in the mood. 90 00:03:41,936 --> 00:03:42,936 For love? 91 00:03:42,970 --> 00:03:44,237 No, for Paris. 92 00:03:44,272 --> 00:03:45,238 Ugh, I'm so jealous. 93 00:03:45,273 --> 00:03:47,207 Of Georgie? 94 00:03:47,241 --> 00:03:49,910 Again, no. 95 00:03:49,944 --> 00:03:51,044 But has anybody seen the real Ben? 96 00:03:51,078 --> 00:03:52,045 This one's broken. 97 00:03:53,347 --> 00:03:55,115 Oh, good, you're all here. 98 00:03:55,149 --> 00:03:56,917 Pretty cool, huh? 99 00:03:58,119 --> 00:04:00,120 Georgie bought it for me before she left. 100 00:04:00,154 --> 00:04:01,121 How do I look? 101 00:04:03,824 --> 00:04:05,225 Like the reason French people hate us. 102 00:04:09,196 --> 00:04:12,032 Ooh-la-la, what do we have here? 103 00:04:12,066 --> 00:04:15,135 Another hidden love note from mon girlfriend. 104 00:04:16,203 --> 00:04:17,170 It means girlfriend. 105 00:04:19,006 --> 00:04:20,073 I don't know what "mon" means. 106 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:24,878 She's been secretly leaving them all over the place. 107 00:04:24,912 --> 00:04:26,980 Well, I think it's romantic. 108 00:04:27,014 --> 00:04:28,148 She's a lucky girl, that Georgie. 109 00:04:28,182 --> 00:04:29,883 Yeah, she sure is. 110 00:04:29,917 --> 00:04:32,018 I mean, who wouldn't fall in love with Danny Wheeler? 111 00:04:32,053 --> 00:04:34,020 Can you think of anyone else who has? 112 00:04:34,055 --> 00:04:35,021 Anyone at all? 113 00:04:36,591 --> 00:04:38,625 Okay, seriously, has anyone seen Ben? 114 00:04:38,659 --> 00:04:40,393 Kinda scruffy, says things like, 115 00:04:40,428 --> 00:04:41,461 "hey, babe, what's up?" 116 00:04:42,697 --> 00:04:44,364 Why does everyone think I sound like that? 117 00:04:45,666 --> 00:04:48,168 Uh, Ben? Ben, can I talk to you for a second? 118 00:04:48,202 --> 00:04:50,136 Out here, where nobody can hear us. 119 00:04:50,171 --> 00:04:52,105 About that problem that we need to talk about. 120 00:04:52,139 --> 00:04:53,206 In private. 121 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:56,076 What problem? 122 00:04:56,110 --> 00:04:57,177 You, man. 123 00:04:57,211 --> 00:04:59,913 It took Riley two decades to get you, 124 00:04:59,947 --> 00:05:01,848 and it's gonna take her two days to dump you. 125 00:05:02,950 --> 00:05:03,984 Dude, she loves you. 126 00:05:04,855 --> 00:05:06,252 She wants to be with you. 127 00:05:06,352 --> 00:05:08,216 God knows, I have no idea why, 128 00:05:08,316 --> 00:05:09,349 but she does! 129 00:05:10,384 --> 00:05:12,285 You know what's missing from this pep talk? 130 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,253 The pep! 131 00:05:15,923 --> 00:05:16,957 Okay, you're right. 132 00:05:16,991 --> 00:05:18,758 I'm an idiot. There's obviously nothing going on 133 00:05:18,793 --> 00:05:19,993 between Riley and Danny. 134 00:05:20,061 --> 00:05:23,830 So, I just wanted to apologize for the other night on the roof. 135 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,699 Kinda caught me by surprise. 136 00:05:25,733 --> 00:05:28,568 Oh, no need to apologize. I shouldn't have sprung it on you like that. 137 00:05:28,603 --> 00:05:31,638 Oh, no, no, no, no. It had just been a really emotional day. 138 00:05:31,672 --> 00:05:33,607 The big "I love Ben" announcement. 139 00:05:33,641 --> 00:05:35,308 And you really do, right? 140 00:05:35,343 --> 00:05:37,244 Oh my God, yes! So much! 141 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:41,414 And you really love Georgie, huh? 142 00:05:41,449 --> 00:05:43,917 Oh my God, yes. 143 00:05:43,951 --> 00:05:44,885 So much. 144 00:05:46,154 --> 00:05:48,021 I think we need to shut down the babysitting barn. 145 00:05:48,055 --> 00:05:51,091 There was some kind of tinkle chain reaction in there. 146 00:05:52,126 --> 00:05:53,894 Okay, if Ben asks about his bedspread, 147 00:05:53,928 --> 00:05:55,495 you haven't seen it, okay? 148 00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:56,496 Okay. 149 00:05:56,531 --> 00:05:57,597 - Mom! - Dammit! 150 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,767 Oh, hey, tuck. 151 00:06:00,801 --> 00:06:03,336 You're just in time to witness the magic that is Ben Wheeler, 152 00:06:03,371 --> 00:06:04,538 world's most amazing boyfriend. 153 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:07,274 And you're about to witness the magic that is Tucker Dobbs, 154 00:06:07,308 --> 00:06:08,608 world's least interested roommate. 155 00:06:10,378 --> 00:06:12,145 I took a page from Georgie's playbook, 156 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:14,981 and slipped a little love note into Riley's purse. 157 00:06:15,016 --> 00:06:17,217 Her heart is going to melt like a grilled cheese sandwich. 158 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:18,251 But, not the kind we serve here, 159 00:06:18,286 --> 00:06:19,886 'cause they're always cold in the middle. 160 00:06:20,888 --> 00:06:21,788 Sucks, right? 161 00:06:24,125 --> 00:06:25,759 Oh, here we go, people. (Snaps fingers) 162 00:06:27,562 --> 00:06:28,562 Oh, darn it! 163 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:30,797 Tucker, go make her open her purse. 164 00:06:31,832 --> 00:06:34,568 If I knew how to make women open things, 165 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:36,703 do you think I'd be having lunch here right now? 166 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:40,607 I can't believe I'm getting on a plane tonight after that charity game, 167 00:06:40,641 --> 00:06:42,108 and tomorrow morning, 168 00:06:42,143 --> 00:06:44,277 I'll be in gay Paris. 169 00:06:44,312 --> 00:06:46,046 I hope they're all cool that I'm straight. 170 00:06:50,017 --> 00:06:51,017 Honey, you'll be fine. 171 00:06:52,153 --> 00:06:53,286 Well, until you do leave, 172 00:06:53,321 --> 00:06:56,623 let's just spend as much quality time together as we can. 173 00:06:56,657 --> 00:06:58,758 You know, keep those lines of communication open. 174 00:06:58,793 --> 00:06:59,826 Aw, mom... 175 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:01,828 Or, we could just keep the chit-chat to a minimum, 176 00:07:01,862 --> 00:07:04,698 and you can sign these for those orphans I told you about. 177 00:07:07,535 --> 00:07:08,602 So, Riley. 178 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:09,703 (Laughs nervously) 179 00:07:09,737 --> 00:07:11,438 Riles. 180 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:12,405 Ri-ri. 181 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:13,940 (Laughs) 182 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:16,476 Hey, so, I was wondering if I could have a piece of gum from your purse. 183 00:07:16,510 --> 00:07:18,311 Sorry, I just had the last piece. 184 00:07:18,346 --> 00:07:20,046 - Can I borrow your lip balm? - I'm out. 185 00:07:20,081 --> 00:07:21,081 - A pen? - Nope. 186 00:07:21,115 --> 00:07:22,015 - Breath mint? - Sorry. 187 00:07:22,049 --> 00:07:23,183 - A lighter? - Why do you need a lighter? 188 00:07:23,217 --> 00:07:24,150 How about a quarter? 189 00:07:24,185 --> 00:07:25,118 Oh... 190 00:07:28,723 --> 00:07:30,056 So, this thing's pretty much for show, isn't it? 191 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:33,827 Hey! 192 00:07:33,861 --> 00:07:36,429 Hey, is that Ben over there trying to get your attention? 193 00:07:42,303 --> 00:07:43,270 What are you doing? 194 00:07:44,405 --> 00:07:46,006 Oh... 195 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:49,242 Oh, so, you see a black man holding your purse, and suddenly he's doing something? 196 00:07:57,084 --> 00:07:58,752 How could she not have found that note yet? 197 00:07:58,786 --> 00:08:01,021 Because she didn't have bolt cutters to get into that purse. 198 00:08:02,990 --> 00:08:05,558 Tucker, I poured my heart out in that note. 199 00:08:05,626 --> 00:08:07,661 It contains my most intimate thoughts and feelings. 200 00:08:08,663 --> 00:08:09,629 Wow. 201 00:08:09,664 --> 00:08:12,232 That must have been a really long note. 202 00:08:12,266 --> 00:08:13,533 Nah, it was just a couple of sentences. 203 00:08:19,106 --> 00:08:21,308 Hello? It's me. 204 00:08:21,342 --> 00:08:22,375 It's about time. 205 00:08:24,345 --> 00:08:26,146 Danny, we need to talk. 206 00:08:27,181 --> 00:08:28,114 I got your note. 207 00:08:29,850 --> 00:08:30,784 Danny? 208 00:08:32,119 --> 00:08:34,020 Quick question. 209 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,622 Did you sign it? 210 00:08:39,202 --> 00:08:40,077 Danny? 211 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:42,036 How could she think Danny wrote her that note? 212 00:08:42,070 --> 00:08:44,705 Oh, hey, Riley, what's going on? 213 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:46,807 We should probably let them know that we're out here, right? 214 00:08:46,842 --> 00:08:48,843 Oh, no, no, no, no. I wanna hear every word. 215 00:08:51,446 --> 00:08:52,580 - No! - (Struggling) 216 00:08:53,649 --> 00:08:54,582 Is something wrong? 217 00:08:54,616 --> 00:08:56,417 We need to talk... 218 00:08:56,451 --> 00:08:57,451 About the note. 219 00:08:57,486 --> 00:08:59,554 Okay. 220 00:08:59,588 --> 00:09:01,489 But you go first, 'cause I don't know what we're talking about. 221 00:09:03,492 --> 00:09:05,026 Wait, you didn't... 222 00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:06,027 - (Thud) - (Struggling) 223 00:09:06,061 --> 00:09:07,061 (Grunting and yelling) 224 00:09:07,095 --> 00:09:08,029 Get off of... no, no... 225 00:09:08,063 --> 00:09:09,030 What are you... 226 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:13,067 Hey! Hey. Hey. 227 00:09:13,101 --> 00:09:15,069 I bet you guys didn't even know that we were out there. 228 00:09:15,103 --> 00:09:16,037 (Laughs) 229 00:09:16,071 --> 00:09:17,838 Hey, Riley. What's up, baby? 230 00:09:19,074 --> 00:09:20,708 I don't want to stop your guys' conversation. 231 00:09:20,742 --> 00:09:21,909 You guys were talking about a note? 232 00:09:21,944 --> 00:09:24,478 Yes. Uh, right. 233 00:09:24,513 --> 00:09:27,381 I was talking about the note that Danny sent me... 234 00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:28,583 Yesterday... 235 00:09:28,617 --> 00:09:29,684 On my phone. 236 00:09:29,718 --> 00:09:32,353 Whh, I think, is sometimes called a text. 237 00:09:33,455 --> 00:09:35,222 Yes, right, exactly. 238 00:09:35,257 --> 00:09:37,158 Danny sent me a text note. 239 00:09:39,127 --> 00:09:41,128 Uh, so, do you still need that ride to the airport? 240 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:43,097 Um, actually, I think I'm just gonna catch a cab. 241 00:09:43,131 --> 00:09:44,098 Thanks, though. 242 00:09:44,132 --> 00:09:45,066 Well, that's good. 243 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:46,867 'Cause I don't have a car. 244 00:09:46,902 --> 00:09:47,868 So, all right. 245 00:09:47,903 --> 00:09:49,770 That's taken care of. 246 00:09:49,805 --> 00:09:50,905 Good. I gotta go. I am so... 247 00:09:50,939 --> 00:09:51,872 Bye. 248 00:09:51,907 --> 00:09:52,840 Heh. 249 00:09:52,874 --> 00:09:54,642 See? 250 00:09:54,676 --> 00:09:56,877 Now, don't you feel silly for overreacting? 251 00:09:56,912 --> 00:09:57,812 (Chuckles) 252 00:09:57,846 --> 00:09:58,813 I'm gonna go check the mail. 253 00:09:58,847 --> 00:09:59,780 I already got the mail. 254 00:10:04,419 --> 00:10:06,387 (Whispering) Riley, what the hell was that? 255 00:10:06,421 --> 00:10:09,190 How could you possibly think that note was from Danny? 256 00:10:09,224 --> 00:10:11,559 Well, I kind of heard a voice mail last year 257 00:10:11,593 --> 00:10:13,494 where he kind of said he had feelings for me, 258 00:10:13,528 --> 00:10:15,463 so I kind of thought the note was from him, 259 00:10:15,497 --> 00:10:18,032 trying to tell me before he left for Paris. 260 00:10:18,066 --> 00:10:20,234 But... so, you know how Danny feels about you? 261 00:10:20,268 --> 00:10:22,036 Yeah, kind of. 262 00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:24,138 Wait... so, you know how Danny feels about me? 263 00:10:24,172 --> 00:10:25,773 Yeah, kind of. 264 00:10:25,807 --> 00:10:26,974 Tucker... 265 00:10:27,009 --> 00:10:28,643 Wait, but you love Ben? 266 00:10:28,677 --> 00:10:30,845 Yes! Oh my God, yes! 267 00:10:30,879 --> 00:10:31,979 What is wrong with me? 268 00:10:32,014 --> 00:10:34,415 That's a good question. 269 00:10:34,449 --> 00:10:35,850 But here's a better one, right? 270 00:10:35,884 --> 00:10:39,387 How did you get both of those guys to fall in love with you? 271 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,322 I mean, no offense, I'm just not seeing it. 272 00:10:45,293 --> 00:10:46,460 Ma'am, 273 00:10:46,495 --> 00:10:49,930 Bonnie's memorabilia barn is dedicated to customer service. 274 00:10:49,965 --> 00:10:53,034 No, I am so sorry that you haven't received your Jersey yet. 275 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:55,703 You know what? Let me transfer you to my supervisor, 276 00:10:55,737 --> 00:10:56,771 Mr. "click." 277 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,907 - Hey, mom? - Yeah, honey. 278 00:10:59,941 --> 00:11:01,776 Do you think Danny and Riley are in love with each other? 279 00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:02,777 (Spits) 280 00:11:03,779 --> 00:11:04,712 (Laughs) 281 00:11:04,746 --> 00:11:05,913 What? 282 00:11:05,947 --> 00:11:07,715 Danny and Riley? 283 00:11:07,749 --> 00:11:09,583 No. No, honey. 284 00:11:09,618 --> 00:11:10,685 There's no Danny and Riley. 285 00:11:10,719 --> 00:11:12,386 No, they're just best friends. 286 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:15,289 I mean, you know, it's not like he's loved her his entire life, 287 00:11:15,323 --> 00:11:17,158 and then finally realized he can't have her, 288 00:11:17,192 --> 00:11:19,126 so he's running away to Paris with Georgie. 289 00:11:20,395 --> 00:11:23,064 Because that would be crazy. 290 00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:26,867 Hey! Hey, could you do me a favor? 291 00:11:26,902 --> 00:11:29,070 And sleep in Danny's room while he's gone? 292 00:11:29,104 --> 00:11:31,939 My new website, watch-Danny-Wheeler-sleep.Com, 293 00:11:31,973 --> 00:11:33,774 is really taking off. 294 00:11:33,809 --> 00:11:35,643 Yeah, sure. 295 00:11:35,677 --> 00:11:36,944 Wait, what? 296 00:11:36,978 --> 00:11:40,448 Yeah, yeah. People pay $19.99 a month to watch Danny sleep. 297 00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:43,384 If you use the coupon code "bonbon," you get 10% off. 298 00:11:44,519 --> 00:11:46,420 Can we please focus on your other son for a moment? 299 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:48,222 - I don't have another son. - Me, mom! Me! 300 00:11:48,256 --> 00:11:50,357 Yes! Right, okay. 301 00:11:50,392 --> 00:11:52,126 Yeah. 302 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,961 Yes, I am looking at you. I am focused. 303 00:11:53,995 --> 00:11:55,596 What, what, what, what? 304 00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:57,331 I'm almost sure there's something going on between them. And I'm going to prove it. 305 00:11:57,365 --> 00:11:59,066 I wrote a little love note to Danny, 306 00:11:59,101 --> 00:12:01,102 signed Riley's name, and slipped it into his coat. 307 00:12:01,136 --> 00:12:02,870 It's genius! 308 00:12:02,904 --> 00:12:05,639 Yeah, I'm not sure you're using the word "genius" correctly. 309 00:12:05,674 --> 00:12:06,841 Mom, don't you get it? 310 00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:08,743 He's gonna find the note, and go straight to Riley. 311 00:12:08,777 --> 00:12:09,677 Aha! 312 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:15,516 Yeah, I'm not sure you're using the word "aha" correctly. 313 00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:17,051 Then, he'll tell her he found the note, 314 00:12:17,085 --> 00:12:19,420 she'll say "what note?" He'll say "the note you left in my pocket." 315 00:12:19,454 --> 00:12:21,255 She'll say, "I didn't leave a note in your pocket." 316 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:22,490 Then she's gonna grab the note and read it. 317 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:23,624 And now for the big finale... 318 00:12:23,658 --> 00:12:26,093 And she'll realize I wrote it, and... 319 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:29,363 She'll hate me for not trusting her. 320 00:12:31,266 --> 00:12:34,068 And she'll dump me because I'm a jealous idiot, and I'll lose her forever. 321 00:12:35,036 --> 00:12:36,237 Oh, good. 322 00:12:36,271 --> 00:12:37,905 For a second there, I thought you weren't gonna get it. 323 00:12:41,910 --> 00:12:44,445 Ugh. Voice mail again. 324 00:12:44,479 --> 00:12:46,680 Georgie and I just keep missing each other. 325 00:12:46,715 --> 00:12:50,417 Of course, it is tomorrow in Paris. 326 00:12:50,452 --> 00:12:52,219 So, maybe my call hasn't gotten there yet? 327 00:12:53,488 --> 00:12:55,156 Oh, I gotta get to the rink. 328 00:12:56,391 --> 00:12:58,192 So... 329 00:12:58,226 --> 00:12:59,260 I guess, this is it. 330 00:12:59,294 --> 00:13:01,262 For now. 331 00:13:01,296 --> 00:13:03,063 You're not getting rid of me that easily. 332 00:13:05,901 --> 00:13:06,867 Bye, Danny. 333 00:13:06,902 --> 00:13:08,035 Bye. 334 00:13:09,037 --> 00:13:10,938 Oh, hey, dude, I'm about to hop on the plane... 335 00:13:10,972 --> 00:13:11,872 Yeah, catch you later. 336 00:13:13,775 --> 00:13:15,042 Really? 337 00:13:15,076 --> 00:13:17,645 Please tell me I did not just walk in on a secret rendezvous? 338 00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:19,413 You can't keep putting me in the middle like this. 339 00:13:19,447 --> 00:13:20,347 Tell me everything. 340 00:13:21,449 --> 00:13:25,219 Whoa, it is just a goodbye dinner between friends. 341 00:13:25,253 --> 00:13:27,188 I can't believe I lied to Ben. 342 00:13:27,222 --> 00:13:29,390 You know, a relationship should be built on honesty. 343 00:13:29,424 --> 00:13:31,392 - So, you're gonna tell him the truth? - Oh my God, no. 344 00:13:32,994 --> 00:13:34,195 Oh, Danny forgot his jacket. 345 00:13:34,229 --> 00:13:37,097 Oh, I should totally wear this while he's gone. 346 00:13:37,132 --> 00:13:39,700 This thing is a lady magnet. 347 00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:43,604 Yeah, tuck. It's the jacket. 348 00:13:44,906 --> 00:13:45,873 Oh. 349 00:13:45,907 --> 00:13:47,775 Another love note from Georgie. 350 00:13:47,809 --> 00:13:49,743 (Laughing) 351 00:13:49,778 --> 00:13:51,445 (In British accent) "Dear Danny, 352 00:13:51,479 --> 00:13:55,583 "I just want you to know that you're the one that I really want. 353 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,318 Love, Riley." 354 00:13:57,352 --> 00:13:58,552 "Love, Riley"? 355 00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:01,522 Oh, hey. Forgot my jacket. 356 00:14:01,556 --> 00:14:03,090 What's that? 357 00:14:03,124 --> 00:14:04,191 Nothing! 358 00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:11,198 (Muffled) I'm really gonna miss you. 359 00:14:17,469 --> 00:14:19,603 Love? Riley, how could you? 360 00:14:19,638 --> 00:14:23,207 What kind of sick and twisted person falls in love with one brother, 361 00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:25,142 and then pretends that she doesn't love the other brother, 362 00:14:25,177 --> 00:14:27,111 and then takes the first brother's heart and just crushes it, 363 00:14:27,145 --> 00:14:28,879 and then takes the brother that she didn't love, 364 00:14:28,914 --> 00:14:29,947 and... hold up, I got lost. 365 00:14:31,283 --> 00:14:32,249 Give me that. 366 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,720 Ugh, I knew it! 367 00:14:36,755 --> 00:14:37,988 Ben wrote this. 368 00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:41,759 Look, look! I don't put little hearts over my "I's"... 369 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,661 Anymore. 370 00:14:43,695 --> 00:14:46,397 He is just the lowest of the low. 371 00:14:46,431 --> 00:14:47,531 Ben is going to pay for this. 372 00:14:47,566 --> 00:14:49,366 Ooh! 373 00:14:49,401 --> 00:14:50,301 Oh, now I see it. 374 00:14:52,504 --> 00:14:54,138 You're kinda hot when you're mad. 375 00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:56,273 Shut up, Tucker. 376 00:14:56,308 --> 00:14:58,209 Yeah, girl, keep it coming. Where you going? 377 00:14:58,243 --> 00:14:59,176 Come on. 378 00:15:04,850 --> 00:15:06,116 No Danny. Okay, perfect. 379 00:15:06,151 --> 00:15:08,152 Watch Emma and keep an eye out while I look for that note. 380 00:15:10,121 --> 00:15:11,655 Ooh. 381 00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:15,793 I think Bonnie's memorabilia barn needs to branch out to full team sales. 382 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:16,861 I don't see it. 383 00:15:16,895 --> 00:15:18,696 Well, you know what, just check his bag. 384 00:15:19,731 --> 00:15:20,664 Man: Hey! 385 00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:22,800 What the hell do you think you're doing? 386 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:25,436 Um, I was, um... I was just, uh... 387 00:15:25,470 --> 00:15:27,571 Oh, hi, Bonnie, how are you? 388 00:15:27,606 --> 00:15:29,206 Hey, Jim. 389 00:15:29,241 --> 00:15:31,475 - How's the sleep apnea? - Better. 390 00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,244 - What's with the... - Oh, um... 391 00:15:33,278 --> 00:15:35,179 Oh my God, what's that guy doing? 392 00:15:35,213 --> 00:15:37,181 Hey, you! What are you doing? 393 00:15:37,215 --> 00:15:39,149 It's okay, I'm Danny Wheeler's brother. Tell him, mom. 394 00:15:39,184 --> 00:15:40,918 Never seen him before in my life. 395 00:15:40,952 --> 00:15:41,919 Mom! 396 00:15:41,953 --> 00:15:44,889 Please, everybody knows I'm Danny's sister. 397 00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:52,296 Don't give me that look. 398 00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:54,465 I'm still the best role model you got, kid. 399 00:16:07,412 --> 00:16:09,213 Wow. This is humbling. 400 00:16:09,247 --> 00:16:13,784 Wheeler, caught this jerk going through your stuff. Says he's your brother. 401 00:16:13,818 --> 00:16:15,753 Yeah, that's my brother. 402 00:16:15,787 --> 00:16:17,021 Sorry. 403 00:16:17,055 --> 00:16:18,722 Weird your sister didn't recognize you. 404 00:16:20,992 --> 00:16:22,459 What are you doing here? 405 00:16:22,494 --> 00:16:23,594 Why are you going through my stuff? 406 00:16:23,628 --> 00:16:25,596 Could you maybe put some clothes on first, dude? 407 00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:28,432 No. I'm actually showering. 408 00:16:28,466 --> 00:16:29,500 It's easier to do naked. 409 00:16:29,534 --> 00:16:31,569 Riley: Ben Wheeler! 410 00:16:31,603 --> 00:16:33,470 Do not think that you can hide from me in here... 411 00:16:33,505 --> 00:16:35,072 Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 412 00:16:35,106 --> 00:16:36,073 Riley! 413 00:16:36,107 --> 00:16:37,074 Hi. 414 00:16:39,945 --> 00:16:40,945 Mrs. Wheeler? 415 00:16:40,979 --> 00:16:42,079 Oh God! 416 00:16:42,113 --> 00:16:43,180 What are you doing? 417 00:16:43,214 --> 00:16:44,949 You don't get it. 418 00:16:44,983 --> 00:16:45,983 They're after me. 419 00:16:46,017 --> 00:16:47,918 Who's after you? 420 00:16:47,953 --> 00:16:49,019 The creditors! 421 00:16:49,054 --> 00:16:52,523 All I have left to sell is my hair and my virtue. 422 00:16:52,557 --> 00:16:54,658 Oh, well, you could probably get something for your hair. 423 00:16:56,661 --> 00:16:57,628 Here. 424 00:16:57,662 --> 00:16:59,730 This is why I am here. 425 00:16:59,764 --> 00:17:01,465 Care to explain it, Ben? 426 00:17:04,436 --> 00:17:07,104 Oh, no... 427 00:17:07,138 --> 00:17:08,172 Now we'll never know what it said. 428 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,374 It is a love note, Danny, 429 00:17:10,408 --> 00:17:12,009 from me to you, 430 00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:13,377 that Ben forged to see how you'd react. 431 00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:14,345 What? 432 00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:16,280 I didn't know what else to do. 433 00:17:16,314 --> 00:17:18,248 I saw the two of you on the roof the other night. 434 00:17:18,283 --> 00:17:20,084 And what did you see? 435 00:17:20,118 --> 00:17:22,786 Two friends who were upset that they were gonna be apart? 436 00:17:22,821 --> 00:17:24,655 Two friends who were worried about each other's future? 437 00:17:25,657 --> 00:17:26,790 Well, yeah, that's one perspective. 438 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,793 It just seems like you have feelings for each other. 439 00:17:29,828 --> 00:17:31,428 And you're right. We do. 440 00:17:31,463 --> 00:17:33,497 We do? Oh, God. 441 00:17:33,531 --> 00:17:36,266 Because that's what it means to have a best friend. 442 00:17:36,301 --> 00:17:37,401 Right. 443 00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:39,136 Yeah, Ben. 444 00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:40,371 And if you would think for one second 445 00:17:40,405 --> 00:17:41,538 that I would go behind your back 446 00:17:41,573 --> 00:17:44,908 and steal a woman who has only loved you her entire life, 447 00:17:44,943 --> 00:17:46,110 then you don't know me at all. 448 00:17:49,714 --> 00:17:51,649 I'm sorry, man. 449 00:17:51,683 --> 00:17:53,851 I guess since I've lost everything else to you my whole life, 450 00:17:53,885 --> 00:17:55,653 I assumed I could lose Riley to you, too. 451 00:17:56,755 --> 00:17:57,721 She's not a prize. 452 00:17:57,756 --> 00:17:59,456 Actually... 453 00:17:59,524 --> 00:18:00,424 You know, I kind of am. 454 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:04,728 Riley, maybe I was just jealous of how close you and Danny are. 455 00:18:06,498 --> 00:18:08,298 I want to be the most special guy in your life. 456 00:18:10,368 --> 00:18:12,269 How can you think that you weren't? 457 00:18:12,303 --> 00:18:14,338 Okay, seriously, could you put a towel on or something? 458 00:18:14,372 --> 00:18:17,141 Don't worry, I'm going... 459 00:18:17,175 --> 00:18:19,376 To catch a plane to see the woman of my dreams. 460 00:18:19,411 --> 00:18:22,146 A woman who loves me as much as Riley loves you. 461 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,914 Or... at least... 462 00:18:23,948 --> 00:18:25,049 Did before this whole thing. 463 00:18:26,951 --> 00:18:29,687 God, Riley, why do I keep screwing things up? 464 00:18:29,721 --> 00:18:30,954 Well, if I knew the answer to that, 465 00:18:30,989 --> 00:18:33,691 I probably wouldn't be standing in the men's shower right now. 466 00:18:34,726 --> 00:18:36,026 I feel like such a jerk. 467 00:18:36,061 --> 00:18:38,495 I wouldn't blame you if you never wanted to talk to me again. 468 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:40,464 You know what? You're right. 469 00:18:40,498 --> 00:18:42,433 I'm done talking to you. 470 00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:43,500 You are? 471 00:18:48,173 --> 00:18:50,307 (Both gasp) 472 00:18:50,341 --> 00:18:51,275 (Laughing) 473 00:18:53,344 --> 00:18:54,278 (Laughing) 474 00:19:00,885 --> 00:19:01,885 - Oh my God! - (Grunts) 475 00:19:03,021 --> 00:19:04,722 - Mrs. Wheeler? - Yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay. 476 00:19:04,756 --> 00:19:05,889 - You okay? - (Grunting) 477 00:19:05,924 --> 00:19:07,758 - Come on. - I can't... 478 00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:09,960 Roll the other way! Roll the other way. 479 00:19:09,994 --> 00:19:11,662 (Grunts loudly) 480 00:19:11,696 --> 00:19:12,629 Okay. 481 00:19:12,664 --> 00:19:13,864 Use your core! 482 00:19:13,898 --> 00:19:15,666 I don't have a core! 483 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,767 Okay, give me your hand... 484 00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:22,306 Sir, you're going to have to put that away. 485 00:19:22,373 --> 00:19:23,407 We're getting ready to push back. 486 00:19:23,441 --> 00:19:25,375 I just need to listen to this voice mail. 487 00:19:25,410 --> 00:19:27,444 It's from my girlfriend. We're in love. 488 00:19:27,479 --> 00:19:29,313 Okay. But hurry up. 489 00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:34,585 Danny, it's me, Georgie. 490 00:19:34,619 --> 00:19:37,254 I've been trying to reach you for days. 491 00:19:37,288 --> 00:19:38,455 Sorry to do this over the phone. 492 00:19:38,490 --> 00:19:41,425 But we need to talk before you get on the plane. 493 00:19:41,459 --> 00:19:43,494 I think I've made a terrible mistake. 494 00:19:43,528 --> 00:19:45,429 I don't think you should come to Paris. 495 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:49,366 Excuse me. 496 00:20:05,278 --> 00:20:08,247 So, what do you say we make Uncle Danny's room into an Emma room? 497 00:20:08,281 --> 00:20:09,948 Ooh, I know I like that idea. 498 00:20:09,983 --> 00:20:12,084 Oh, did Emma get a job so she could pay rent? 499 00:20:12,118 --> 00:20:13,986 Danny already paid his rent. 500 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:16,154 Yeah, you know that, and I know that. 501 00:20:16,189 --> 00:20:18,123 But hans, the new roommate I got lined up, 502 00:20:18,157 --> 00:20:19,124 he don't know that. 503 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:22,127 Hello, roomies. 504 00:20:23,329 --> 00:20:25,297 If anybody needs me, I'll be in the free bedroom. 505 00:20:25,331 --> 00:20:27,966 As in, it's empty, and I'm not paying for it. 506 00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:28,967 I sublet my apartment. 507 00:20:29,002 --> 00:20:30,936 Oh, hell no! 508 00:20:30,970 --> 00:20:32,971 Okay. 509 00:20:33,006 --> 00:20:35,140 No, this is not gonna be happening. 510 00:20:38,244 --> 00:20:40,012 - Sorry, Tucker, I need this! - (Tucker yells) 511 00:20:41,147 --> 00:20:42,781 I'm in! 512 00:20:42,815 --> 00:20:43,782 (Door slams) 513 00:20:43,816 --> 00:20:44,950 So, what do you want to do today? 514 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,550 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36768

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