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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,111 --> 00:00:05,111 ♪♪ 2 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:29,125 Young Man, In The Future, Please Deposit The Paper 3 00:00:29,157 --> 00:00:32,027 Inside Its Designated Target Area. 4 00:00:32,061 --> 00:00:34,764 No Problem, Lady. Whatever. 5 00:00:34,796 --> 00:00:35,732 Lady? 6 00:00:42,805 --> 00:00:46,142 I Will Be Monitoring Your Accuracy From Now On. 7 00:00:46,174 --> 00:00:48,076 Whoa! 8 00:00:58,487 --> 00:01:00,490 Morning Paper. 9 00:01:04,927 --> 00:01:07,829 Oh, Miles! 10 00:01:07,863 --> 00:01:09,732 I Love The Amount Of Publicity We've Been Getting. 11 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:11,966 Look At That! Look At That! 12 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,203 Isn't That Fabulous? 13 00:01:14,236 --> 00:01:16,572 I Think It's Because That Reporter Has A Crush On You. 14 00:01:16,605 --> 00:01:18,507 You Think Everybody's Got A Crush On Me. 15 00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:19,709 That's Because Most Men Do. 16 00:01:19,742 --> 00:01:21,010 You're Just Too Blind To See It. 17 00:01:21,043 --> 00:01:23,479 Not Blind, Just Very Busy. 18 00:01:23,512 --> 00:01:24,980 Self-Inflicted. 19 00:01:25,013 --> 00:01:28,584 You Have Heard Of The Book, "Smart Women, Foolish Choices"? 20 00:01:28,617 --> 00:01:31,186 It's My Autobiography! 21 00:01:31,219 --> 00:01:33,822 Work Is Much Safer For Me. 22 00:01:33,855 --> 00:01:35,024 Safe Is Boring. 23 00:01:35,057 --> 00:01:38,194 Can We Stick To The Task At Hand, Please? 24 00:01:38,227 --> 00:01:42,430 I'm Thrilled To See The Newspaper Retrieval System Working So Flawlessly. 25 00:01:42,463 --> 00:01:44,566 The Whole House Is Running At Max Efficiency. 26 00:01:44,599 --> 00:01:46,334 You Should Be Proud Of Yourself, Sara. 27 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:47,869 It's A Masterpiece. 28 00:01:47,903 --> 00:01:50,039 You Made Sure You Downloaded All The Visuals? 29 00:01:50,072 --> 00:01:51,073 Uh-Huh. 30 00:01:51,105 --> 00:01:52,340 Good. 31 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:53,542 Pat, What's The Current Temperature, Please? 32 00:01:53,575 --> 00:01:57,579 Climate On Target At 72.5 Degrees. 33 00:01:57,613 --> 00:01:59,548 Uh-Hmmm. Thank You, Pat. 34 00:01:59,581 --> 00:02:01,283 You're Welcome, Sara. 35 00:02:01,316 --> 00:02:02,951 Voice Identification Up And Running. 36 00:02:02,985 --> 00:02:05,120 Like I Said, It's All Top-Notch. 37 00:02:05,153 --> 00:02:06,622 The Only Thing Left For You To Do Is Sit Back 38 00:02:06,655 --> 00:02:08,757 And Wait For Some Lucky Family To Move In 39 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:10,125 And Screw It All Up. 40 00:02:15,431 --> 00:02:18,868 ♪ Jump, Jump, The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 41 00:02:18,901 --> 00:02:22,104 ♪ Jump, Jump ♪ 42 00:02:22,137 --> 00:02:24,973 ♪ The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 43 00:02:25,007 --> 00:02:26,942 ♪ Jump, Jump, The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 44 00:02:26,974 --> 00:02:28,977 [ Phone Rings ] 45 00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:31,146 Hello? 46 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:32,948 Sorry. He's Not. 47 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:34,082 Can I Take A Message? 48 00:02:34,115 --> 00:02:35,950 Melanie? 49 00:02:35,984 --> 00:02:37,653 Can I Tell Him What It's Regarding? 50 00:02:37,686 --> 00:02:40,556 Really? 51 00:02:40,588 --> 00:02:41,924 Yeah. I'll Let Him Know. 52 00:02:41,956 --> 00:02:44,092 No. I Won't Forget. Bye. 53 00:02:44,126 --> 00:02:45,593 ♪ Jump, Jump ♪ 54 00:02:45,627 --> 00:02:48,164 ♪ Uh-Huh. That's Right ♪ 55 00:02:48,197 --> 00:02:49,330 ♪ You Want To Move ♪ 56 00:02:49,364 --> 00:02:50,432 ♪ Get On The Right Track ♪ 57 00:02:50,466 --> 00:02:51,599 ♪ First You Gotta Jump In ♪ 58 00:02:51,633 --> 00:02:52,935 ♪ Then You Gotta Jump Back ♪ 59 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:55,236 ♪ C'mon, C'mon And Join The House Line ♪ 60 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:57,306 ♪ Let's Party On Down, Gonna Make Some Time ♪♪ 61 00:02:57,338 --> 00:02:59,307 All Right. Napkins. 62 00:03:02,777 --> 00:03:04,646 Dad... 63 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,615 Sis... 64 00:03:06,647 --> 00:03:08,950 Fork And Knife... 65 00:03:08,984 --> 00:03:10,920 [ Alarm ] 66 00:03:10,953 --> 00:03:12,455 C'mon, Mutt. We've Gotta Pick Up Angie. 67 00:03:15,858 --> 00:03:17,193 C'mon, Mutt. 68 00:03:19,728 --> 00:03:21,263 Bye. 69 00:03:21,295 --> 00:03:22,764 Hey. How 'Bout A "Thank You"? 70 00:03:22,798 --> 00:03:23,998 Thanks For Having Me. 71 00:03:24,032 --> 00:03:25,301 Ok. See You Later. 72 00:03:26,068 --> 00:03:27,603 ♪ Jump, Jump ♪ 73 00:03:27,635 --> 00:03:30,840 ♪ The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 74 00:03:30,872 --> 00:03:33,975 ♪ Jump, Jump, The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 75 00:03:35,510 --> 00:03:38,046 Thank You For Not Burning. 76 00:03:46,687 --> 00:03:48,556 Hey, Get Going On Your Homework, Ok? 77 00:03:48,590 --> 00:03:51,126 I Need You To Run My Spelling Words. 78 00:03:51,158 --> 00:03:52,661 Yeah. One Minute. 79 00:03:52,693 --> 00:03:54,830 And Take Off The Rollerblades In The House. 80 00:03:57,331 --> 00:03:59,501 What Are You Doing This Time, Computer Boy? 81 00:03:59,534 --> 00:04:01,871 Will You People Quit Entering? This House Is Supposed To Be Mine. 82 00:04:01,903 --> 00:04:04,639 Don't Tell Me You're Entering Another Contest. 83 00:04:04,673 --> 00:04:06,741 Just Go Study Your Spelling Words, Please. 84 00:04:11,613 --> 00:04:13,883 Sending Now... 85 00:04:14,949 --> 00:04:17,552 Now Can You Help Me Run My Spelling Words? 86 00:04:17,586 --> 00:04:18,587 One Second. 87 00:04:21,022 --> 00:04:23,092 C'mon, Mutt. Time To Eat. 88 00:04:24,025 --> 00:04:24,859 "Lesson." 89 00:04:24,893 --> 00:04:27,864 L-E-S-S-O-N. 90 00:04:29,297 --> 00:04:32,367 Good. "Teacher." 91 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,737 T-E-A-C-H-E-R. 92 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:37,171 "Practice." 93 00:04:37,205 --> 00:04:39,442 P-R-A-C-T-I-C-E. 94 00:04:40,741 --> 00:04:42,076 Dad! 95 00:04:42,109 --> 00:04:44,280 Ah, There's My Beautiful Pumkin. 96 00:04:44,313 --> 00:04:46,515 How's Everything? 97 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:47,549 Good. 98 00:04:47,582 --> 00:04:49,083 Something Sure Smells Good. 99 00:04:49,116 --> 00:04:49,951 Tuna Noodle. 100 00:04:49,984 --> 00:04:51,753 Tuna Noodle. My Favorite. 101 00:04:51,787 --> 00:04:52,921 Ben! Got Ya Something. 102 00:04:52,955 --> 00:04:54,256 You Got The Sadler Account? 103 00:04:54,289 --> 00:04:56,125 All 48 Stores! 104 00:04:56,157 --> 00:04:57,458 Is That Good? 105 00:04:57,491 --> 00:04:59,361 Is That Good? That's Incredible! That's Excellent! 106 00:04:59,393 --> 00:05:01,062 That's Amazing! 107 00:05:01,095 --> 00:05:03,232 Good. Now You Can Finally Start To Relax. 108 00:05:03,265 --> 00:05:05,601 And You Can Start Dating, So We Can Have A New Mom. 109 00:05:05,633 --> 00:05:07,201 Why Would He Want To Do That? 110 00:05:07,234 --> 00:05:09,905 We're Already A Perfect Family The Way We Are. 111 00:05:09,938 --> 00:05:11,407 Well, I Know We've Always Said We're A Perfect Family, 112 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,808 But There's Still Room For A Little Improvement, 113 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:13,641 Don't You Think? 114 00:05:13,674 --> 00:05:14,309 No. 115 00:05:15,811 --> 00:05:18,714 Anyway, Thanks To Me, We're Soon Going To Have Everything 116 00:05:18,746 --> 00:05:19,782 We'll Ever Need. 117 00:05:19,815 --> 00:05:21,150 Uh-Hmm. 118 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:29,091 Radio: It's Another Beautiful Morning Here In Monroe County. 119 00:05:29,123 --> 00:05:32,660 Rise And Shine And Enjoy One Of My Favorite Tunes. 120 00:05:32,693 --> 00:05:36,665 I Hope You Like It Too. Have A Great Day. 121 00:05:38,767 --> 00:05:41,070 Straight, Dad. The Part Is Supposed To Be Straight. 122 00:05:41,102 --> 00:05:42,503 Why Is It So Hard For You? 123 00:05:42,537 --> 00:05:44,239 I've Told You A Hundred Times, Ang, 124 00:05:44,272 --> 00:05:47,242 I'm A Guy. I Don't Have The Hairdo Gene. 125 00:05:47,275 --> 00:05:49,912 Do You Think You Could At Least Manage Some Piggy Tails? 126 00:05:49,945 --> 00:05:51,947 Will You Not Yell At Me If It Isn't Perfect? 127 00:05:51,979 --> 00:05:53,915 I'm Not Making Any Promises. 128 00:05:53,948 --> 00:05:55,518 All Right. 129 00:05:59,121 --> 00:06:00,756 Hold On. 130 00:06:00,789 --> 00:06:02,858 Almost There. 131 00:06:03,958 --> 00:06:05,126 Forget It. Let's Go. 132 00:06:05,159 --> 00:06:06,328 We're Late Enough As It Is. 133 00:06:06,361 --> 00:06:07,596 What About Your Hair? 134 00:06:07,628 --> 00:06:09,364 So I'll Look Like A Freak. What Else Is New? 135 00:06:17,039 --> 00:06:18,107 Hey, Ben! 136 00:06:18,140 --> 00:06:19,808 We're Heading Out For Angie's Party. 137 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,143 Wanna Come Along For The Ride? 138 00:06:21,176 --> 00:06:23,445 No. Thanks, Dad. I Have Some Business To Attend To. 139 00:06:23,477 --> 00:06:25,546 Aw, Ben. Not Another Contest. 140 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:28,984 Trust Me, Dad. This One You're Gonna Thank Me For. 141 00:06:29,017 --> 00:06:31,087 Come On. We're Late. 142 00:06:34,422 --> 00:06:36,824 [ Dog Barks ] 143 00:06:36,857 --> 00:06:40,695 Radio: Remember, All Entries Must Be Sent By Electronic Mail 144 00:06:40,729 --> 00:06:43,565 And Logged In No Later Than 10:00 Pm Tonight. 145 00:06:43,597 --> 00:06:46,234 Entrants Must Reside In Monroe County. 146 00:06:46,268 --> 00:06:47,902 Multiple Entries Accepted. 147 00:06:47,936 --> 00:06:49,705 Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. 148 00:06:49,737 --> 00:06:52,674 Send Now. 149 00:06:56,510 --> 00:06:59,114 Good News Is, About A Quarter Of Those Entries Should Be Mine. 150 00:07:15,429 --> 00:07:18,499 You Know You're Obsessing, Don't You? 151 00:07:18,532 --> 00:07:20,068 Obsessing Is What I Do Best. 152 00:07:20,102 --> 00:07:23,037 Relax. The Boss Digs This Place. 153 00:07:23,070 --> 00:07:25,006 He Totally Digs The Idea Of The Place. 154 00:07:25,039 --> 00:07:27,742 But Tonight He's Gonna Finally See The Reality. 155 00:07:27,775 --> 00:07:30,378 Don't You Just Love The Executive Mentality? 156 00:07:30,412 --> 00:07:33,549 Never Show Up Till The Cameras Are Around. 157 00:07:33,582 --> 00:07:36,251 Oh, I Can't Believe We're Actually Picking 158 00:07:36,284 --> 00:07:37,686 The Contest Winner Tonight. 159 00:07:37,719 --> 00:07:40,522 Wouldn't It Make More Sense To Do It In The Morning? 160 00:07:40,554 --> 00:07:44,126 Well, Tuttle Wanted A 10:00 Pm Entry Deadline 161 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:47,396 To Make Sure The Announcement Made The Morning Papers. 162 00:07:47,429 --> 00:07:50,332 Are You Beginning To Experience A Little Separation Anxiety? 163 00:07:52,734 --> 00:07:55,070 I Don't Know, Miles. 164 00:07:55,102 --> 00:07:56,905 After All I've Invested In This Project, 165 00:07:56,239 --> 00:07:57,207 I Just Want To Make Sure That Everything 166 00:07:57,239 --> 00:07:59,042 Goes As Perfectly As Possible. 167 00:08:00,744 --> 00:08:01,945 Butler! 168 00:08:01,977 --> 00:08:03,913 What Are You Doing Out Of Your Cage? 169 00:08:03,946 --> 00:08:05,415 What, Are You Trying To Scare Mama? 170 00:08:05,448 --> 00:08:08,052 Visitor Approaching, Sara. 171 00:08:08,085 --> 00:08:09,352 Ok. Thank You, Pat. 172 00:08:09,386 --> 00:08:10,554 Miles? 173 00:08:10,586 --> 00:08:11,587 Miles! 174 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:13,222 Playtime's Over. 175 00:08:13,256 --> 00:08:14,924 It's D-Day. Let's Go. 176 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:16,326 'Night, Dad. 177 00:08:17,093 --> 00:08:18,561 Hey, My Children. 178 00:08:18,595 --> 00:08:19,530 All Showered? 179 00:08:19,562 --> 00:08:20,363 Um-Huh. 180 00:08:20,396 --> 00:08:20,997 Brushed Your Teeth? 181 00:08:21,864 --> 00:08:22,333 Picked Out Your Clothes For Tomorrow? 182 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:24,368 All Right. Give Me A Hug And A Kiss. 183 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,270 I Love You. 184 00:08:26,302 --> 00:08:27,403 Two Tons? 185 00:08:27,436 --> 00:08:28,806 Two Tons--Six Tons! 186 00:08:28,838 --> 00:08:30,440 I'll Be Up In Ten Minutes To Tuck You In. Scoot. 187 00:08:30,473 --> 00:08:31,741 Ok. 188 00:08:31,775 --> 00:08:32,910 Bye, Dad. 189 00:08:32,943 --> 00:08:34,143 I Love You, Son. 190 00:08:34,177 --> 00:08:35,611 Love You. 191 00:08:35,644 --> 00:08:38,314 Hey, You're Not Still Logged On The Internet, Are You? 192 00:08:38,348 --> 00:08:39,650 Why? 193 00:08:39,682 --> 00:08:41,217 How's Anybody Supposed To Call Us If You're Always 194 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:42,085 Tying Up The Line? 195 00:08:43,452 --> 00:08:44,454 We're All Here. 196 00:08:44,488 --> 00:08:45,289 Who Else Do You Need To Talk To? 197 00:08:45,321 --> 00:08:46,623 Gee, I Don't Know, Ben. 198 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:48,425 You Know...Your Grandparents, A Friend, Maybe. 199 00:08:48,457 --> 00:08:49,392 All Right! All Right! 200 00:08:49,426 --> 00:08:50,994 I'll Be Off At Exactly 10:01. 201 00:08:51,027 --> 00:08:51,895 I Promise. 202 00:08:51,927 --> 00:08:53,429 Listen. Speaking Of Calls, 203 00:08:53,462 --> 00:08:56,299 You Haven't Neglected To Give Me Any Messages Lately, Have You? 204 00:08:56,332 --> 00:08:57,300 Well, Like From Who? 205 00:08:57,334 --> 00:08:59,636 Ah, A Woman Named...Uh... 206 00:08:59,668 --> 00:09:01,571 Oh, Melanie. 207 00:09:01,605 --> 00:09:02,739 She Called? 208 00:09:02,772 --> 00:09:05,175 Yeah. Last Thursday. 209 00:09:05,207 --> 00:09:06,677 I'm Really, Really Sorry, Dad. 210 00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:08,512 I Guess I Just Forgot. 211 00:09:08,544 --> 00:09:10,113 How Many Times Have I Asked You 212 00:09:10,147 --> 00:09:11,581 To Please Write Down My Messages? 213 00:09:11,614 --> 00:09:13,350 That Happens To Be The Woman That Mrs. Macatee 214 00:09:13,383 --> 00:09:14,518 Was Trying To Fix Me Up With. 215 00:09:14,551 --> 00:09:16,018 Well, Blow Her Off. 216 00:09:16,052 --> 00:09:18,589 Trust Me. I Mean, This Lady Sounded Like... 217 00:09:18,622 --> 00:09:20,591 Well, I Don't Know, But I Could Tell She's Definitely 218 00:09:20,624 --> 00:09:21,959 Not Your Type. 219 00:09:21,991 --> 00:09:23,960 It's Been So Long Since I've Been Out With Anybody 220 00:09:23,994 --> 00:09:25,495 How Could I Possibly Have A Type? 221 00:09:25,528 --> 00:09:26,763 Well, Exactly. 222 00:09:26,796 --> 00:09:28,198 I Mean, You're Doing So Great Without A Woman 223 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:29,365 Why Rock The Boat? 224 00:09:29,398 --> 00:09:32,835 Good Night, Benjamin. 225 00:09:32,869 --> 00:09:34,904 'Night, Dad. 226 00:09:40,009 --> 00:09:42,545 Ummm...8,411. 227 00:09:42,579 --> 00:09:44,982 Sara, Miles, 228 00:09:45,014 --> 00:09:48,518 I'm Very Pleased With The Number Of Responses We've Generated. 229 00:09:49,552 --> 00:09:51,020 Well, Thanks To The Constant Hard Work 230 00:09:51,053 --> 00:09:52,523 Of Our Esteemed Publicist. 231 00:09:52,556 --> 00:09:54,525 Couldn't Have Done It Without Such An Exciting 232 00:09:54,557 --> 00:09:56,292 And Innovative House To Promote, Sara. 233 00:09:56,326 --> 00:10:00,831 Well, We're Just A Regular Mutual Admiration Society, Aren't We? 234 00:10:02,532 --> 00:10:03,499 [ Phone Rings ] 235 00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:04,167 Ten O'clock. 236 00:10:04,201 --> 00:10:05,201 Oh! 237 00:10:05,234 --> 00:10:06,836 The Contest Is Now Closed. 238 00:10:06,869 --> 00:10:07,904 Meaning We Can Select Our Winner? 239 00:10:07,937 --> 00:10:09,872 Oh! Could Pat Have The Honors? 240 00:10:09,906 --> 00:10:12,508 Can She Do That? 241 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,478 Mr. Tuttle, You Cut Me To The Quick. 242 00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:16,879 I Don't Know If You Know This, 243 00:10:16,912 --> 00:10:18,749 But My Smart House Can Do Just About Anything. 244 00:10:18,782 --> 00:10:20,249 By All Means. 245 00:10:20,283 --> 00:10:21,384 Good. 246 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:23,686 Pat, Process Contest Entries, Please. 247 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,590 Yes, Sara. Accessing Contest Entries. 248 00:10:26,623 --> 00:10:28,725 Initiate Random Shuffle Mode, Please. 249 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:31,028 Initiating Random Shuffle Mode. 250 00:10:31,061 --> 00:10:34,864 Now, Pat, Make A Selection. 251 00:10:34,898 --> 00:10:38,469 Lucky Electronic Postcard Accessed. 252 00:10:40,236 --> 00:10:44,240 And The Winner Is... 253 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:51,682 Still Busy. 254 00:10:51,715 --> 00:10:54,484 There Definitely Must Be A Teenager In That House. 255 00:10:56,219 --> 00:10:57,521 Keep Trying, Miles. 256 00:10:57,553 --> 00:10:58,788 If It Gets Too Late, 257 00:10:58,821 --> 00:11:00,390 You Can Always Call First Thing In The Morning. 258 00:11:10,499 --> 00:11:12,302 Huh! 259 00:11:18,741 --> 00:11:20,243 Oh, Man! 260 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,215 Thanks A Lot, You Guys! 261 00:11:25,248 --> 00:11:26,283 Wasn't Anybody Gonna Wake Me Up? 262 00:11:26,316 --> 00:11:27,750 Didn't Your Alarm Go Off? 263 00:11:27,783 --> 00:11:29,619 No. I Never Set It. I Fell Asleep In Front Of My Computer. 264 00:11:29,653 --> 00:11:30,787 Uh-Huh. 265 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,656 Oh, Man! We're Gonna Be Later Than Usual. 266 00:11:32,688 --> 00:11:34,624 And Nobody's Even Made Our Lunches Yet. 267 00:11:34,658 --> 00:11:37,628 Ok. How About You Guys Buy Today So We Can Get Going? 268 00:11:37,661 --> 00:11:39,396 There's For You. There's For You. 269 00:11:39,428 --> 00:11:41,063 Hey, Did The Guys From The Smart House Call? 270 00:11:41,096 --> 00:11:42,798 Oh, Didn't I Tell You? 271 00:11:42,831 --> 00:11:44,400 We Won A Brand New House With All New Furnishings. 272 00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:45,735 I Guess It Just Slipped My Mind. 273 00:11:45,768 --> 00:11:46,436 Yeah. Funny. 274 00:11:46,469 --> 00:11:47,671 Let's Go. 275 00:11:47,704 --> 00:11:49,106 [ Phone Rings ] 276 00:11:49,138 --> 00:11:49,940 I'll Get It! 277 00:11:49,973 --> 00:11:51,608 Let The Machine Get It. 278 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,276 We've Got To Hit The Road. 279 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:54,911 Out, Out, Out. March. 280 00:11:54,943 --> 00:11:58,114 [ Angie's Voice ] Hi. You've Reached The Cooper Family. 281 00:11:58,148 --> 00:12:01,084 We're Probably Out, So Leave A Message And We'll Call You Back. 282 00:12:01,116 --> 00:12:01,851 [ Ben's Voice ] If You're Lucky. 283 00:12:01,884 --> 00:12:03,419 Way To Go, Cooper! 284 00:12:03,452 --> 00:12:05,254 What Was That All About? 285 00:12:05,287 --> 00:12:06,856 I Don't Know. 286 00:12:06,889 --> 00:12:10,494 So, Anyways, I Fell Asleep Last Night About Ten 287 00:12:10,527 --> 00:12:12,696 And I Woke Up This Morning, And Still No Call. 288 00:12:12,729 --> 00:12:13,930 Maybe They'll Call Today. 289 00:12:13,962 --> 00:12:14,497 Maybe. 290 00:12:14,531 --> 00:12:16,199 Cooper! 291 00:12:16,231 --> 00:12:18,467 Where's The Science Report You Were Supposed To Do For Me, Benny Boy? 292 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,370 Ryan, Don't You Realize That By Using Other People's Work, 293 00:12:21,403 --> 00:12:23,373 All You're Ultimately Doing Is Hurting Yourself? 294 00:12:23,406 --> 00:12:25,976 How Can I Be Hurting Myself, Geek, 295 00:12:26,008 --> 00:12:27,210 When I'm Too Busy Hurting You? 296 00:12:28,577 --> 00:12:31,380 Science Report In My Locker Before Lunch! 297 00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:34,884 I Think I'm Actually Growing Baloney In Here. 298 00:12:35,417 --> 00:12:36,586 Here He Comes! 299 00:12:45,528 --> 00:12:47,163 Congratulations! 300 00:12:47,196 --> 00:12:48,565 I Can't Believe How Lucky You Are! 301 00:12:48,598 --> 00:12:50,901 Lucky? Lucky For What? 302 00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:52,403 For This! 303 00:12:54,269 --> 00:12:56,672 It's Us?! We Won?! 304 00:12:56,706 --> 00:12:57,874 We Won! All Right! 305 00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,210 C'mon, Ben. There's Gotta Be A Catch. 306 00:13:00,243 --> 00:13:03,180 They Don't Give Away A-- What Did You Call It? 307 00:13:03,212 --> 00:13:05,047 A House Of The Future Without Wanting 308 00:13:05,081 --> 00:13:07,216 Some Kind Of Something In Return. 309 00:13:07,249 --> 00:13:08,217 You Can't Blow This, Dad. 310 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,720 Please, I'm Not Exaggerating. 311 00:13:09,753 --> 00:13:12,055 It Is Like The Ultimate Opportunity Of A Lifetime. 312 00:13:12,087 --> 00:13:13,723 If You've Got A Paper There, 313 00:13:13,757 --> 00:13:14,891 Grab The Local Section And See For Yourself. 314 00:13:14,923 --> 00:13:17,093 All Right, All Right. Hold On. 315 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,835 Beautiful! 316 00:13:25,869 --> 00:13:26,702 And Practical Too. 317 00:13:26,735 --> 00:13:27,870 You Know Her? 318 00:13:27,903 --> 00:13:29,939 What Are You Talking About? 319 00:13:29,973 --> 00:13:31,541 What Are You Talking About? 320 00:13:31,574 --> 00:13:33,008 The Smart House. 321 00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:36,379 Well, Uh, I Don't See Why We Can't Check It Out. 322 00:13:36,412 --> 00:13:37,648 Yes!!! 323 00:13:41,084 --> 00:13:43,520 Ladies And Gentlemen, 324 00:13:43,552 --> 00:13:47,423 First Of All, I'd Like To Thank You All For Coming Today. 325 00:13:47,456 --> 00:13:50,092 It's A Pleasure To See Such A Wonderful Turnout 326 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:51,927 From The Press Corps. 327 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,465 Although I Was Gonna Introduce The Contest Winners Myself, 328 00:13:55,498 --> 00:13:59,436 It Seems More Appropriate To Let Smart House Do The Honors. 329 00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:02,706 Pat! 330 00:14:02,739 --> 00:14:04,908 Ladies And Gentlemen, 331 00:14:04,941 --> 00:14:07,911 I'd Like To Introduce You To Our Newest Occupants, 332 00:14:07,943 --> 00:14:12,281 The Cooper Family, Nick, Ben, And Angie. 333 00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:15,485 Sara. 334 00:14:18,754 --> 00:14:19,889 Thank You, Pat. 335 00:14:19,922 --> 00:14:22,158 Excuse Me, Ms. Barnes... Pat? 336 00:14:22,191 --> 00:14:25,394 It Stands For Personal Applied Technology. 337 00:14:25,427 --> 00:14:27,096 Ms. Barnes, Do Your Winners 338 00:14:27,129 --> 00:14:28,564 Have To Have Extensive Computer Knowledge 339 00:14:28,598 --> 00:14:29,900 To Live In The Smart House? 340 00:14:29,932 --> 00:14:31,301 No. Absolutely Not. 341 00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:33,970 Pat Is The Most User-Friendly Home On The Block. 342 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,071 How Does Pat Actually Get To Learn 343 00:14:36,105 --> 00:14:37,606 And To Know About Her New Occupants? 344 00:14:37,639 --> 00:14:39,308 The Same Way You Or I Would. 345 00:14:39,341 --> 00:14:41,510 She Observes Them, Studies Their Habits, 346 00:14:41,543 --> 00:14:44,013 Keys Into Their Every Need. 347 00:14:44,047 --> 00:14:45,782 Pat's Ability To Learn On The Job 348 00:14:45,815 --> 00:14:47,517 Is Her Most Advanced Feature. 349 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,787 Is There Anything This House Can't Do? 350 00:14:51,955 --> 00:14:55,025 Mime. But We Feel That That's A Good Thing. 351 00:14:59,662 --> 00:15:00,997 Oow! 352 00:15:01,029 --> 00:15:03,432 You Didn't Tell Me That Thing Was Gonna Bite Me. 353 00:15:03,465 --> 00:15:05,869 I'm Sorry. That's Just Pat's Way Of Getting To Know You. 354 00:15:05,902 --> 00:15:09,706 Angie Cooper. Age Nine, 52 Inches Tall, 62 Pounds, 355 00:15:09,739 --> 00:15:12,843 Blond Hair, Brown Eyes, 12% Body Fat, 356 00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:17,012 Had Measles And One Early Case Of Pneumonia, No Broken Bones. 357 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,648 Whoa! How'd She Know All That? 358 00:15:19,682 --> 00:15:20,951 The Bite. 359 00:15:20,984 --> 00:15:22,853 The Bite You Felt Was A Tiny, Microscopic 360 00:15:22,885 --> 00:15:24,353 Blood And Tissue Sample. 361 00:15:24,387 --> 00:15:26,857 She Analyzed Your Dna, Registered Your Body Temperature, 362 00:15:26,889 --> 00:15:29,024 And Then Broke Down Your Entire Medical History. 363 00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:30,960 Wow. Impressive. 364 00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:33,964 The Thing About Pat Is, The More Time She Spends With You, 365 00:15:33,997 --> 00:15:35,665 The More She Learns. 366 00:15:35,697 --> 00:15:37,033 So, Before Long, She's Gonna Know More About You 367 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,133 Than You Know Yourself. 368 00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:40,170 That's Kind Of Creepy, Isn't It? 369 00:15:40,202 --> 00:15:42,204 I Mean, It's Like Big Brother Is Watching You, 370 00:15:42,238 --> 00:15:44,641 Only Big Brother Turns Out To Be Your House. 371 00:15:44,673 --> 00:15:47,177 Well, She's Not Interesting In Judging You 372 00:15:47,210 --> 00:15:48,845 Or Spying On You, Mr. Cooper. 373 00:15:48,878 --> 00:15:50,080 Nick. 374 00:15:50,113 --> 00:15:51,848 Nick. She Just Wants To Understand You Better 375 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,382 So She Can Make Your Life As Simple 376 00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:54,684 And Comfortable As Possible. 377 00:15:54,716 --> 00:15:57,052 Hey. Sounds Great To Me. 378 00:15:57,085 --> 00:15:59,089 Shall We Move On? 379 00:16:01,423 --> 00:16:02,925 Let Me Give You The Tour. 380 00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:06,662 The Living Room Was Designed For Any Kind Of Living 381 00:16:06,696 --> 00:16:08,197 You Might Imagine. 382 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:11,367 Even If I Wanted To Live In, Like, One Of Those Safari Camps? 383 00:16:11,401 --> 00:16:13,203 Pat... 384 00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:22,245 Whoa... 385 00:16:24,279 --> 00:16:25,548 Dad! 386 00:16:25,581 --> 00:16:27,716 Do You Have Anything A Little Less Adventurous? 387 00:16:27,749 --> 00:16:30,419 I'm Sorry. Pat, That's A Little Too Intense. 388 00:16:30,452 --> 00:16:32,488 Can We Have Something More Tranquil, Please? 389 00:16:37,994 --> 00:16:39,930 Go Ahead. Step Closer. 390 00:16:47,436 --> 00:16:49,572 You Can Actually Feel The Mist. 391 00:16:49,605 --> 00:16:50,706 Pretty Great, Huh? 392 00:16:50,739 --> 00:16:52,908 Like Being There 393 00:16:52,941 --> 00:16:55,412 Without Having To Get Covered In That Icky Sand. 394 00:16:59,414 --> 00:17:02,051 Pat, Can We Look At A Menu, Please? 395 00:17:02,085 --> 00:17:04,153 Lunch Menu Or Dinner Menu, Sara? 396 00:17:04,186 --> 00:17:07,056 Let's Take A Look At What You've Got On Tap For Snacks. 397 00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:09,893 Actually, I'm Trying To Get Them To Cut Down On Snacks. 398 00:17:09,926 --> 00:17:11,427 Not To Worry, Nick. 399 00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:14,064 My Database Was Prepared By A Team Of Nutritionists 400 00:17:14,097 --> 00:17:17,133 To Insure A Balanced Diet For Each Member Of The Family. 401 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,234 Ben, Say Something To Pat. 402 00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:22,338 Uh, Hey, Pat. How's It Going? 403 00:17:22,371 --> 00:17:25,007 Fruit And Fiber Intake In The Acceptable Range. 404 00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:26,842 Protein Adequate. 405 00:17:26,876 --> 00:17:29,679 Exhibits Tendency To Ingest Excessive Amounts Of Refined Sugar. 406 00:17:29,712 --> 00:17:32,349 I Told You To Go Easy On The Sugar Bursties. 407 00:17:32,381 --> 00:17:34,350 How'd She Know All That? 408 00:17:34,384 --> 00:17:35,852 Her Atmospheric Kitchen Sensors 409 00:17:35,885 --> 00:17:37,153 Act As Instant Breathalyzers 410 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,855 And Breakdown Your Entire Diet. 411 00:17:38,888 --> 00:17:40,756 Care To Give It A Shot? 412 00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:43,526 No, Thanks. I Get Enough Grief From My Doctor. 413 00:17:43,559 --> 00:17:45,995 I'm Thirsty. May I Have A Drink, Please? 414 00:17:46,029 --> 00:17:47,364 Sure. Ask Pat. 415 00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:50,634 Pat, May I Have A... 416 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,034 Strawberry Smoothie? 417 00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:53,536 Certainly, Angie. 418 00:17:53,569 --> 00:17:55,138 Ta-Da! 419 00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:57,106 Wow. 420 00:17:57,139 --> 00:17:58,440 Look At That, Son. 421 00:17:58,474 --> 00:17:59,810 Do You Believe That? 422 00:18:01,077 --> 00:18:02,946 Well...? 423 00:18:02,978 --> 00:18:04,546 Yum! 424 00:18:02,978 --> 00:18:04,546 Good. 425 00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:05,715 Listen-- 426 00:18:05,747 --> 00:18:06,982 Whoops! 427 00:18:07,015 --> 00:18:08,217 Oh, Don't Worry. 428 00:18:08,251 --> 00:18:10,253 Floor Absorbers Activated. 429 00:18:14,424 --> 00:18:16,259 Whoa. 430 00:18:19,328 --> 00:18:21,031 Where'd It Go? 431 00:18:21,063 --> 00:18:23,365 Where All Smart-House Spills Go-- 432 00:18:23,398 --> 00:18:26,002 Straight Into Pat's Floor Absorbers. 433 00:18:26,034 --> 00:18:28,170 I Could Definitely Get Used To This. 434 00:18:28,204 --> 00:18:29,539 I Think I Already Have. 435 00:18:29,571 --> 00:18:31,875 So You Mean We're Gonna Do It? 436 00:18:31,908 --> 00:18:33,677 We're Gonna Move In? 437 00:18:35,078 --> 00:18:36,546 What The Heck? Why Not? 438 00:18:36,579 --> 00:18:37,580 Cool! 439 00:18:37,612 --> 00:18:39,349 I Love It Here! 440 00:18:39,381 --> 00:18:40,683 Listen. If It Doesn't Work Out, 441 00:18:40,716 --> 00:18:42,151 We Can All Move Back Home, All Right? 442 00:18:42,185 --> 00:18:45,388 Sure. Although I Think It's Only Fair To Tell You, Nick, 443 00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:48,658 That Once You Get Used To This Place-- The Way I've Designed It-- 444 00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:52,094 Any Other Home Is Just Gonna Be A House. 445 00:18:53,729 --> 00:18:55,998 ♪ Gotta Let Me In ♪ 446 00:18:56,032 --> 00:18:58,400 ♪ Hey, Hey, Hey ♪ 447 00:18:58,434 --> 00:19:00,704 ♪ Let The Fun Begin ♪ 448 00:19:00,736 --> 00:19:05,207 ♪ Hey, Hey, I'm The Wolf Today ♪ 449 00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:07,042 ♪ Hey, Hey, Hey ♪ 450 00:19:07,075 --> 00:19:08,777 ♪ I'll Huff, I'll Puff ♪ 451 00:19:08,811 --> 00:19:11,715 ♪ I'll Huff, I'll Puff, I'll Blow You Away ♪ 452 00:19:11,747 --> 00:19:12,715 ♪ Say You Won't ♪ 453 00:19:12,748 --> 00:19:14,583 ♪ Say You'll Do What I Don't ♪ 454 00:19:14,617 --> 00:19:15,752 ♪ Say You're True-- ♪ 455 00:19:15,784 --> 00:19:16,919 Excuse Me, Annoying Spice. 456 00:19:16,953 --> 00:19:18,221 Could You Possibly Keep It Down In Here? 457 00:19:18,254 --> 00:19:19,622 Dad Likes Sara, You Know? 458 00:19:20,822 --> 00:19:22,057 Shut Up. 459 00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:24,026 I Saw It With My Own Two Eyes. 460 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,861 He Gave Her The Look. 461 00:19:25,895 --> 00:19:27,530 Your Problem Is The Music You're Listening To. 462 00:19:27,562 --> 00:19:28,764 It's Rotting Your Brain. 463 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,302 Dad Doesn't Care About Dating Anyone, 464 00:19:33,336 --> 00:19:34,704 Because Mom Was Who He Loved. 465 00:19:34,736 --> 00:19:36,206 And Besides, He's Got Us. 466 00:19:36,238 --> 00:19:39,374 He'd Still Be Able To Have A Girlfriend If He Wants. 467 00:19:39,408 --> 00:19:40,776 You're So Ignorant! 468 00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:43,245 Do You Remember Our Mother Anymore? 469 00:19:43,279 --> 00:19:45,548 A Little. 470 00:19:45,581 --> 00:19:47,417 Yeah, Well, I Remember Her A Lot, Ok? 471 00:19:47,449 --> 00:19:49,485 And I'm Not Gonna Let Her Get Erased Like She Was Never Here. 472 00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:52,322 Why Do You Think I Don't Go Out For The Basketball Team 473 00:19:52,354 --> 00:19:53,722 Or Ever Hang Out With My Friends? 474 00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:55,557 It's Because I'm Too Busy Killing Myself 475 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,459 Making Sure That Our Lives Run Smoothly. 476 00:19:57,493 --> 00:19:58,927 You Know Why? 477 00:19:58,961 --> 00:20:01,598 I Don't Want Anyone To Get The Idea That We Need A New Mom. 478 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:03,565 That's Why I Worked So Hard To Win This Smart House. 479 00:20:03,599 --> 00:20:05,769 Anything I Can't Do, It Can. 480 00:20:06,936 --> 00:20:09,138 Ok. Slow Your Roll, Will Ya? 481 00:20:09,171 --> 00:20:10,806 I Wasn't Trying To Make You Mad. 482 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,775 Look. I'm Sorry. 483 00:20:12,809 --> 00:20:14,744 You Just Need To Learn To Think Before You Open Your Mouth. 484 00:20:14,776 --> 00:20:16,345 Sorry. 485 00:20:16,379 --> 00:20:20,550 Besides, Sara Barnes Isn't Evenly Remotely Dad's Type. 486 00:20:24,887 --> 00:20:26,089 I'm Serious. 487 00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:28,490 The Guy They Called The Halloween Bandit. 488 00:20:28,523 --> 00:20:31,360 He Wore A Different Scary Mask To Every Bank Robbery. 489 00:20:31,394 --> 00:20:32,695 I Remember Reading About Him. 490 00:20:32,727 --> 00:20:34,531 Well, I Dated Him. 491 00:20:34,563 --> 00:20:35,764 You Did Not. 492 00:20:35,798 --> 00:20:38,268 I Did. I Can't Remember If He Was Before 493 00:20:38,301 --> 00:20:41,538 Or After The Rubber Chicken Manufacturer. 494 00:20:41,571 --> 00:20:42,938 Anyway, He Was On The List. 495 00:20:42,972 --> 00:20:44,206 You're Making This Stuff Up. 496 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,542 I Wish I Was. 497 00:20:45,574 --> 00:20:48,878 Well, I'm Glad You Have Such Rotten Taste In Men, 498 00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:50,345 Or Else You Never Would've Had The Time 499 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,014 To Create This Incredible House For Us. 500 00:20:52,048 --> 00:20:54,484 I Hope You Enjoy It. 501 00:20:54,516 --> 00:20:57,986 We Will. Ben And Angie Are Already Right At Home. 502 00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:00,356 I'm Truly Delighted. 503 00:21:00,388 --> 00:21:03,493 And Whatever You're Doing, Keep Up The Good Work. 504 00:21:03,525 --> 00:21:05,294 They Seem Like Terrific Kids. 505 00:21:05,328 --> 00:21:07,363 Yeah. Despite My Influence. 506 00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:10,066 Hey, Shouldn't I... 507 00:21:10,099 --> 00:21:12,402 Shouldn't I...Maybe Have Your Number 508 00:21:12,435 --> 00:21:14,070 In Case, You Know, Any Questions Come Up About The House. 509 00:21:14,102 --> 00:21:17,306 Oh, You Have It Already. 510 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:18,707 I Do? 511 00:21:18,741 --> 00:21:20,542 Pat, Secretarial Mode, Please. 512 00:21:20,575 --> 00:21:22,010 For What Listing, Please? 513 00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:23,012 Mine. 514 00:21:23,044 --> 00:21:25,914 Sara Barnes, 555-0198. 515 00:21:25,947 --> 00:21:27,216 Thank You. 516 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:30,486 Finally, An Address Book I Can't Lose Track Of. 517 00:21:30,519 --> 00:21:35,825 Well, Sara Barnes, Thank You For Everything. 518 00:21:35,858 --> 00:21:36,960 All In A Day's Work. 519 00:21:39,361 --> 00:21:41,230 Bye. 520 00:21:41,263 --> 00:21:43,300 Good Bye. 521 00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:12,262 [ Buzzer ] 522 00:22:14,429 --> 00:22:17,100 Excellent Call, Pat. Very Cool. 523 00:22:17,132 --> 00:22:20,535 [ Orchestra Plays ] 524 00:22:20,569 --> 00:22:24,640 Five More Minutes, Dad. Please? 525 00:22:30,079 --> 00:22:31,481 Whoa! 526 00:22:40,188 --> 00:22:43,625 Uh-Oh. I Forgot To Pick Out My Clothes Last Night. 527 00:22:43,658 --> 00:22:45,128 Not To Worry, Angie. 528 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,562 Biorhythm Analysis Indicates 529 00:22:47,596 --> 00:22:48,965 This Is Exactly The Outfit 530 00:22:48,997 --> 00:22:50,366 You Would Have Selected Yourself. 531 00:22:53,802 --> 00:22:55,472 Oh. 532 00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:01,110 [ Rooster Crowing ] 533 00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:08,350 Hey, Pat, What's With The Green Acres Routine? 534 00:23:08,384 --> 00:23:11,020 Your Personality Profile Indicates 535 00:23:11,052 --> 00:23:13,121 You Find It Very Calming To Visualize 536 00:23:13,155 --> 00:23:15,358 The Simplicity Of Country Life. 537 00:23:15,390 --> 00:23:18,026 At 6:15 In The Morning, 538 00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:20,530 All I Want To Do Is Visualize The Inside Of My Eyelids. 539 00:23:20,562 --> 00:23:23,533 Sorry, Nick, But Beginning Your Day A Bit Earlier 540 00:23:23,565 --> 00:23:27,469 Will Get Everyone Off To A Much More Stress-Free Start. 541 00:23:27,503 --> 00:23:29,706 Try Telling That To My-- 542 00:23:29,738 --> 00:23:30,372 Hey, Dad. 543 00:23:29,738 --> 00:23:30,372 Hey, Dad. 544 00:23:31,907 --> 00:23:33,443 Kids? 545 00:23:33,475 --> 00:23:36,044 Guess What? A Whole Symphony Just Woke Me Up. 546 00:23:36,078 --> 00:23:37,613 Well, That's Nothing. 547 00:23:37,646 --> 00:23:40,215 My Alarm Was The Final Buzzer Of A Championship Basketball Game. 548 00:23:40,248 --> 00:23:42,384 I Must Be Seeing Things. 549 00:23:42,417 --> 00:23:45,021 I Usually Have To Pry You Two Out Of Bed With The Jaws Of Life. 550 00:23:45,053 --> 00:23:46,522 That Was Pre-Pat, Dad. 551 00:23:46,554 --> 00:23:49,359 Yeah, Dad, Wake Up And Smell The Coffee. 552 00:23:49,391 --> 00:23:51,927 Hmmm, Fresh-Brewed Coffee. 553 00:23:54,729 --> 00:23:57,733 Mocha Walnut! My All-Time Favorite! 554 00:23:57,766 --> 00:23:58,868 I Know. 555 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:00,535 You're Unbelievable, Pat. 556 00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:02,538 You Think You Could Siphon Some Off Into A Thermos 557 00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:04,307 That I Could Take To Work? 558 00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:05,475 Already Done. 559 00:24:05,507 --> 00:24:08,210 Incredible! 560 00:24:08,244 --> 00:24:09,544 These Pancakes Are Great! 561 00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:11,180 I've Got To Tell You Something, Pal, 562 00:24:11,213 --> 00:24:13,883 If Pat's Other Meals Are As Good As Her Breakfast, 563 00:24:13,916 --> 00:24:15,518 You Might Be Out Of A Job. 564 00:24:15,551 --> 00:24:18,420 Somehow, Dad, I Think I'll Survive The Heartbreak. 565 00:24:26,706 --> 00:24:28,609 She Corrected My Math, 566 00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:30,811 She Suggested Six Other Work Sheets 567 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:33,847 For My Inventor And Inventions Report For Stolper. 568 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,949 She Got My Shower Going At A Perfect Temperature 569 00:24:35,983 --> 00:24:37,952 And Had Freshly-Baked Cookies And Milk 570 00:24:37,984 --> 00:24:38,953 Waiting On My Desk Before Bed. 571 00:24:38,985 --> 00:24:40,455 How Sweet Is That? 572 00:24:40,487 --> 00:24:42,622 Just Like Having The World's Most Perfect Mom. 573 00:24:42,656 --> 00:24:44,792 Who's Only There To Serve And Never Complain. 574 00:24:44,824 --> 00:24:45,859 Exactly. 575 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:48,763 Uh-Oh. 576 00:24:48,795 --> 00:24:50,764 I Have Two Words For You, Cooper. 577 00:24:50,798 --> 00:24:52,166 You're Dead Meat! 578 00:24:52,198 --> 00:24:54,368 Actually, Ryan, That's Three Words. 579 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,503 All Right, All Right. I'm Going. 580 00:24:57,804 --> 00:24:59,807 Science Report, Cooper! Now! 581 00:25:03,010 --> 00:25:04,212 Here You Go. 582 00:25:04,244 --> 00:25:05,545 Guaranteed A+. 583 00:25:05,579 --> 00:25:08,515 Better Hope So, Benny Boy. 584 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:10,218 You're Welcome. 585 00:25:10,251 --> 00:25:14,321 I Can't Believe You Actually Did All That Work For That Big Jerk. 586 00:25:14,355 --> 00:25:16,257 I Didn't Do It, Charlie. Pat Did It. 587 00:25:18,591 --> 00:25:19,994 Hey, Ben. 588 00:25:20,026 --> 00:25:21,995 Uh...Hi, Gwen. 589 00:25:22,029 --> 00:25:25,166 Rachel Firestone Was Telling Me About Your New House, 590 00:25:25,198 --> 00:25:26,633 And I Was Like, That's So Cool, 591 00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,903 And She's All, Maybe We Could Get Him To Invite Us Over. 592 00:25:28,936 --> 00:25:30,338 And I Was Like, Why Don't You Ask Him? 593 00:25:30,370 --> 00:25:31,805 And She's All, Why Don't You? 594 00:25:31,839 --> 00:25:33,707 Uh, Yeah... 595 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:35,643 That'd--That'd Be Great. 596 00:25:35,676 --> 00:25:36,644 Uh, Anytime. 597 00:25:36,676 --> 00:25:38,178 Wow. Seriously? 598 00:25:38,212 --> 00:25:39,513 It's Too Perfect. 599 00:25:41,282 --> 00:25:42,483 See Ya. 600 00:25:42,515 --> 00:25:43,650 Bye. 601 00:25:43,684 --> 00:25:45,086 Bye. 602 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:45,887 What Just Happened? 603 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,888 A Miracle. 604 00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:49,757 Gwen Patroni Actually Talked To You. 605 00:25:49,790 --> 00:25:51,926 Did We Just Make Some Kind Of Date? 606 00:25:51,958 --> 00:25:55,095 Who Cares, My Man? 607 00:25:55,128 --> 00:25:57,932 The Goddess Of The 8th Grade Talked To You. 608 00:25:57,965 --> 00:26:00,301 You're One Of The Chosen Ones. 609 00:26:04,405 --> 00:26:06,040 Here, Boy. 610 00:26:06,072 --> 00:26:07,707 Catch, Mutt. 611 00:26:07,741 --> 00:26:10,110 Good Dog. 612 00:26:10,144 --> 00:26:11,311 Fetch, Mutt. 613 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,583 Attaboy. 614 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,152 Here, Mutt. 615 00:26:19,419 --> 00:26:22,223 Here, Boy. Good Dog. 616 00:26:22,255 --> 00:26:23,623 Catch. 617 00:26:23,657 --> 00:26:26,460 You're Sure All This Information Is Accurate. Right, Pat? 618 00:26:26,493 --> 00:26:30,097 I'm Linked Directly To Your Warehouse Database, Nick. 619 00:26:30,129 --> 00:26:32,233 Everything They Know, We Know. 620 00:26:32,265 --> 00:26:35,769 Man, Even Our Office Computers Aren't This Efficient. 621 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:38,138 Mutt Exercising Program Complete. 622 00:26:38,172 --> 00:26:42,276 By Working Here, Nick, You Save Commuting Time And Expenses, 623 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,278 Have Fewer Distractions. 624 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,945 Except For An Insane Dog. 625 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:48,549 Not To Mention, Guaranteed Increased Productivity. 626 00:26:48,581 --> 00:26:50,885 Well, At This Rate, 627 00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:52,453 I Might Have To Join Mutt 628 00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:53,920 And Start Exercising Again. 629 00:26:53,954 --> 00:26:55,690 Happy To Oblige, Nick. 630 00:26:58,524 --> 00:27:00,328 Funny. It's Real Funny. 631 00:27:06,132 --> 00:27:08,635 I Love Having You Here When We Get Home, Dad. 632 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:09,803 It's So Great. 633 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,305 Hey, For Me Too. 634 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,174 Pat's Making It So Easy For Me To Work Out Of The Home, 635 00:27:13,206 --> 00:27:15,008 It Might Become My Normal Routine. 636 00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:16,409 How Was Your Day, Ben? 637 00:27:16,443 --> 00:27:17,411 Oh, The Best! 638 00:27:17,444 --> 00:27:18,613 I Got Attention From A Girl 639 00:27:18,646 --> 00:27:20,281 That I Thought Never Even Knew I Existed. 640 00:27:20,313 --> 00:27:22,248 And I Had The Most Delicious Lunch. 641 00:27:22,282 --> 00:27:24,284 Pat Packed Me Macaroni And Cheese 642 00:27:24,318 --> 00:27:27,154 That Was Still Completely Hot When I Opened Up My Lunch Pail. 643 00:27:27,186 --> 00:27:29,290 If You Guys Are Still Hungry, 644 00:27:29,322 --> 00:27:31,825 I'm Sure That Pat Would Be Happy To Fix You A Snack. 645 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:35,629 Pat, Could I Have A Banana-Orange Smoothie, Please? 646 00:27:35,663 --> 00:27:36,998 Coming Right Up, Angie. 647 00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:39,265 And, In Fact, Pat, Make That Two. 648 00:27:39,299 --> 00:27:40,201 Yes, Ben. 649 00:27:44,471 --> 00:27:47,675 Malfunction. Malfunction. 650 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,042 Ouuh! Ooh! 651 00:27:49,076 --> 00:27:51,612 Malfunction. Malfunction. 652 00:27:51,645 --> 00:27:53,547 Whoa! Whoa! 653 00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:57,283 Malfunction! Malfunction! 654 00:27:57,317 --> 00:27:58,886 Malfunction! Malfunction! 655 00:27:58,918 --> 00:28:00,655 Run For Cover! 656 00:28:01,321 --> 00:28:03,224 Dad! Make It Stop! 657 00:28:03,256 --> 00:28:05,994 Malfunction! Malfunction! 658 00:28:07,427 --> 00:28:08,329 Incoming! 659 00:28:09,996 --> 00:28:11,798 Hey, Pat, Can't You Fix This?! 660 00:28:11,831 --> 00:28:13,199 Pat! 661 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,969 It's The Attack Of The Killer Oranges! 662 00:28:15,002 --> 00:28:17,739 C'mon, Pat! Do Something! 663 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:28,216 All Right. I Think It's Ok. 664 00:28:33,352 --> 00:28:34,855 Dad! 665 00:28:36,122 --> 00:28:37,424 It's All Right. 666 00:28:39,626 --> 00:28:41,162 That Was Scary. 667 00:28:41,195 --> 00:28:42,862 Yeah. What Was Up With That, Pat? 668 00:28:42,896 --> 00:28:46,000 Due To Technical Difficulties Beyond Our Control, 669 00:28:46,032 --> 00:28:48,168 All Smoothie-Making Operations 670 00:28:48,202 --> 00:28:50,271 Have Been Temporarily Suspended. 671 00:28:50,303 --> 00:28:52,772 I Knew This Place Was Too Good To Be True. 672 00:28:52,805 --> 00:28:55,241 It's Just A Tiny Glitch. 673 00:28:55,274 --> 00:28:56,609 All Great Inventions Have Bumps. 674 00:28:56,642 --> 00:28:59,512 Well, I Want Sara To Come By And Check This Out. 675 00:28:59,545 --> 00:29:00,880 I Don't Think That's Necessary. 676 00:29:00,914 --> 00:29:02,416 So We Won't Have Smoothies. We'll Live. 677 00:29:02,448 --> 00:29:04,584 Still, I Would Feel Much Better 678 00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:07,422 If Sara Came By And Looked At Everything. 679 00:29:20,399 --> 00:29:22,936 Wow! 680 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:26,540 Oh, Hi. 681 00:29:26,572 --> 00:29:28,809 Have You Come For The Tour? 682 00:29:28,841 --> 00:29:31,145 No. I Was Going By On My Way To My Room. 683 00:29:31,177 --> 00:29:32,245 Well, Come On In. 684 00:29:32,279 --> 00:29:34,315 Uh, No. No, Thanks. 685 00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:39,052 There's Some Pretty Fascinating Stuff In Here, I Gotta Say. 686 00:29:39,086 --> 00:29:40,621 Information Download, 687 00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:42,656 Artificial Intelligence Capability. 688 00:29:42,688 --> 00:29:44,257 It's Pretty Cool. 689 00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:47,360 Uh, No. Thanks Anyways. 690 00:29:49,862 --> 00:29:52,166 I Promise I Don't Have Cooties. 691 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,138 Then Again, Maybe I Do. 692 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,408 Pat's Theme Dinners Are So Cool. 693 00:30:02,442 --> 00:30:04,979 Last Night She Made Us A Whole Texas Barbecue. 694 00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:07,947 Complete With Chuckwagons, Cowboys, And Everything. 695 00:30:07,981 --> 00:30:11,452 Hmmm. When I Was Growing Up, 696 00:30:11,484 --> 00:30:12,753 I Spent Half My Summers In New England. 697 00:30:12,785 --> 00:30:14,788 I Am Thrilled To Be Catching Cape Cod Tonight. 698 00:30:14,821 --> 00:30:15,955 It's Perfect. 699 00:30:15,988 --> 00:30:17,023 Uh-Hmmm. 700 00:30:17,057 --> 00:30:18,159 Yeah, For Everyone But The Lobsters. 701 00:30:18,192 --> 00:30:20,361 Yeah. Ha Ha. 702 00:30:20,394 --> 00:30:23,197 Sara Tells Me That You Caught A Glimpse Of The Control Room Today. 703 00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:24,632 What'd You Think? 704 00:30:24,665 --> 00:30:26,934 It Looked Like The Inside Of The Pentagon Or Something. 705 00:30:26,966 --> 00:30:30,470 Uh, If Pat's Always Keeping Track Of Us, 706 00:30:30,503 --> 00:30:31,871 Does She Follow Me, You Know, 707 00:30:31,905 --> 00:30:33,641 Into The Shower And Everything Too? 708 00:30:33,674 --> 00:30:35,876 Oh, No. No, No. 709 00:30:35,908 --> 00:30:37,945 No Invasion Of Privacy. 710 00:30:37,977 --> 00:30:42,015 I Promise You. I've Programmed Pat To Be Very Discreet. 711 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,317 That's A Relief. 712 00:30:43,349 --> 00:30:45,119 As Near As I Can Tell, 713 00:30:45,151 --> 00:30:47,487 Sara Has Thought Of Just About Everything. 714 00:30:47,521 --> 00:30:49,022 Are You A Genius? 715 00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:51,057 I Believe She Is. 716 00:30:51,090 --> 00:30:54,895 You Know, I Hear That Geniuses Are Impossible To Live With. 717 00:30:54,927 --> 00:30:57,497 That They Make Everyone Else Around Them Feel Inferior. 718 00:30:57,531 --> 00:30:59,834 Oh, Well, Then You Don't Have To Worry. 719 00:30:59,867 --> 00:31:01,202 I'm Not That Smart. 720 00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:02,735 No, No. Don't Sell Yourself Short. 721 00:31:02,769 --> 00:31:05,506 You Should Be Proud Of Your Big, Giant Brain. 722 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,642 Am I Being Set Up For Something Here? 723 00:31:09,676 --> 00:31:11,579 Uh, Over My Head. 724 00:31:11,611 --> 00:31:13,147 The Story Of Your Life, Dad. 725 00:31:13,179 --> 00:31:14,215 Oh, Yeah. 726 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:16,149 So, What's For Dessert? 727 00:31:16,183 --> 00:31:18,484 Well, It's Such A Beautiful Evening, 728 00:31:18,517 --> 00:31:20,987 I Thought We Might All Go Out And Get Some... 729 00:31:21,021 --> 00:31:22,089 Ice Cream! 730 00:31:22,121 --> 00:31:23,189 Ice Cream. 731 00:31:22,121 --> 00:31:23,189 Sure. 732 00:31:23,223 --> 00:31:24,325 Just Because She's Here, 733 00:31:24,358 --> 00:31:25,525 You Think This Is Some Big Party. 734 00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:26,860 Well, It's Still A School Night, Remember? 735 00:31:26,894 --> 00:31:28,262 And Some People Have Work To Get Done. 736 00:31:28,294 --> 00:31:29,229 Hey, Ben-- 737 00:31:29,263 --> 00:31:30,430 No, That's Ok. 738 00:31:30,464 --> 00:31:31,599 You Know What? I Should Probably Head Home 739 00:31:31,631 --> 00:31:33,266 And Feed My Pet Rat His Dinner. 740 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:34,435 You've Got A Rat? 741 00:31:34,467 --> 00:31:36,436 Yes. Named Butler. 742 00:31:36,469 --> 00:31:38,705 Rat Butler. 743 00:31:38,738 --> 00:31:39,973 Get It? 744 00:31:42,975 --> 00:31:46,446 Uh, No. Wrong Generation. 745 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,082 I Hate Showing My Age. 746 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:49,782 So Do I. 747 00:31:49,815 --> 00:31:51,951 May I Please Be Excused? 748 00:31:51,984 --> 00:31:54,554 Yes. I Think That's An Excellent Idea. 749 00:31:57,256 --> 00:31:59,092 I Don't Know What's Wrong With Him Today. 750 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:00,394 Hormones. 751 00:32:00,426 --> 00:32:02,428 Really? I Used To Think It Was Only Teenage Girls 752 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:05,432 With All This Body-Changing, Mood-Swinging Insanity. 753 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:06,766 But Let Me Tell You-- 754 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,403 I Grew Up With Three Brothers. Save Your Breath. 755 00:32:09,436 --> 00:32:12,772 Anyway, I Apologize For My Son's Rudeness. 756 00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,374 Don't Take It Personally, Sara. 757 00:32:14,407 --> 00:32:16,609 Ben Hates Every Girl My Dad Starts To Like. 758 00:32:16,642 --> 00:32:18,111 Oh. Hmmm. 759 00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:21,882 Homework. Now. 760 00:32:21,915 --> 00:32:23,450 I'm Going, I'm Going. 761 00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:25,186 Thank You. 762 00:32:28,922 --> 00:32:29,823 Hmmm. 763 00:32:29,856 --> 00:32:31,792 My Children... 764 00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:34,494 Lulu And I Really Like Our Room, Dad. 765 00:32:34,528 --> 00:32:36,664 Well, I'm Glad, Lulu. 766 00:32:39,265 --> 00:32:41,100 Did You Check In My Closet? 767 00:32:41,134 --> 00:32:43,771 I Sent All The Monsters Down To Ben's Room. 768 00:32:43,803 --> 00:32:46,139 That Ought To Make 'Em Feel Right At Home. 769 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:49,609 Ang, Do You Remember At Dinner When You Said 770 00:32:49,642 --> 00:32:52,612 That Ben Hates Any Woman That I Might Like? 771 00:32:52,646 --> 00:32:54,447 Where'd You Get That? 772 00:32:54,481 --> 00:32:56,417 He Practically Told Me So. 773 00:32:56,449 --> 00:32:58,318 He Said We Were All The Family We Needed 774 00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,954 And Nobody Else Belonged Here. 775 00:32:59,986 --> 00:33:02,989 That's Why He Doesn't Go Out For The Basketball Team Or Anything. 776 00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:04,859 He Has To Stay Here And Take Care Of Us. 777 00:33:06,326 --> 00:33:09,129 Hmmm. All Right. Give Me A Kiss. 778 00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:10,697 Good Night. 779 00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:10,697 Good Night. 780 00:33:10,731 --> 00:33:13,267 Good Night, Sleep Tight, 781 00:33:13,300 --> 00:33:15,469 Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite. 782 00:33:15,502 --> 00:33:16,936 Lights, Please, Pat. 783 00:33:16,969 --> 00:33:18,171 Certainly, Nick. 784 00:33:18,839 --> 00:33:19,840 [ Knocking ] 785 00:33:19,872 --> 00:33:21,307 Yeah? 786 00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:23,577 Ok If I Come In To Say Good Night? 787 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,388 Have I Taken Terrible Advantage Of You? 788 00:33:35,422 --> 00:33:36,957 No. 789 00:33:36,990 --> 00:33:39,059 Have I Expected Too Much, 790 00:33:39,091 --> 00:33:42,996 Been Unfair About Relying On You All The Time? 791 00:33:43,030 --> 00:33:44,898 What Are You Talking About? 792 00:33:51,271 --> 00:33:54,907 You Know, Right After Your Mother Died... 793 00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:57,010 You Know We Had Aunt Ginny Come And Live With Us, 794 00:33:57,043 --> 00:33:58,579 For What, 4 Or 5 Weeks? 795 00:33:58,611 --> 00:34:01,547 And She Moved Back, And Everything Started Getting Back To... 796 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:05,651 Well, Certainly Not Normal, But...You Know What I Mean. 797 00:34:05,685 --> 00:34:09,490 And You Guys Made It Clear That You Didn't Want Any Kind Of A Nanny Around, 798 00:34:09,522 --> 00:34:10,890 So We Worked Out Our Own Little Routine 799 00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:15,429 And It All Sort Of Seemed To Be Ok. 800 00:34:15,462 --> 00:34:16,929 Well, It's Been Ok. 801 00:34:16,962 --> 00:34:18,531 Everything's Fine. I'm Not Complaining. 802 00:34:18,565 --> 00:34:22,168 Yeah, But Maybe You Deserve To Be. 803 00:34:22,201 --> 00:34:23,703 Dad-- 804 00:34:23,737 --> 00:34:25,572 How Come, As Much As You Love Basketball, 805 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:26,974 You've Never Gone Out For The Team? 806 00:34:28,942 --> 00:34:31,512 I'd Really Like It If You Could Be Honest With Me, Benny. 807 00:34:31,545 --> 00:34:33,547 I Don't Know. 808 00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:35,181 I've Been Busy. 809 00:34:35,214 --> 00:34:36,549 Watching Out For Us? 810 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:38,585 No. Doing Lots Of Stuff. 811 00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:41,221 Ben, You're 13 Years Old. 812 00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:42,889 Isn't This A Time In Your Life 813 00:34:42,922 --> 00:34:45,725 When You Should Be Able To Do More Of What You Want To Do? 814 00:34:45,759 --> 00:34:46,960 Well, I Do. 815 00:34:46,993 --> 00:34:50,029 I Am. And Besides, It's All Gonna Get Easier 816 00:34:50,063 --> 00:34:51,065 Now That We've Got Pat. 817 00:34:51,098 --> 00:34:53,866 Sure. But At The End Of The Day, 818 00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:56,369 You Know That She's Only A Machine. 819 00:34:56,402 --> 00:35:00,306 Yeah. A Machine That's Learning More And More About Us Every Day. 820 00:35:00,339 --> 00:35:02,375 You Watch. I Have This Feeling That, Before You Know It, 821 00:35:02,409 --> 00:35:05,012 She's Gonna Be More Motherly That All The Moms On The Block Combined. 822 00:35:08,181 --> 00:35:11,985 Well, Look, Let's Table This For Tonight, All Right? 823 00:35:12,018 --> 00:35:13,621 Get Some Sleep. 824 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:33,206 [ Alarm Beeping ] 825 00:36:22,489 --> 00:36:24,992 Safety Protocol Deleted. 826 00:36:25,025 --> 00:36:26,460 Now... 827 00:36:26,493 --> 00:36:28,529 Ok... 828 00:36:39,505 --> 00:36:42,975 Tonight On Flashback Network's All-Mom Lineup, 829 00:36:43,009 --> 00:36:44,645 It's A Mother Load Of Comedy. 830 00:36:44,677 --> 00:36:46,346 Mother Knows Best At 10:00, 831 00:36:46,378 --> 00:36:48,815 Followed By My Three Moms At 10:30, 832 00:36:48,848 --> 00:36:50,750 Make Room For Momma At 11:00, 833 00:36:50,784 --> 00:36:53,654 And Then The All-Time Classic, Noah's Matriark, 834 00:36:53,686 --> 00:36:55,255 Wrapping It Up At 11:30. 835 00:36:55,288 --> 00:36:57,925 Comedy So Hilarious, You Won't Want To Miss A Minute Of It. 836 00:36:57,958 --> 00:36:59,660 You Got That, Pat? 837 00:36:59,692 --> 00:37:02,395 These Ladies Will Teach You Everything A Virtual Mother Needs To Know. 838 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:04,264 Understood, Ben. 839 00:37:04,297 --> 00:37:07,099 Accessing Artificial Intelligence Capabilities. 840 00:37:07,132 --> 00:37:09,101 Preparing To Absorb Mother Model. 841 00:37:09,134 --> 00:37:09,969 Downloading. 842 00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:13,806 Yes. 843 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,279 Gotta Pick Up The Pace, Babe. 844 00:37:19,311 --> 00:37:20,846 Remember, I've Got An Important Meeting This Morning 845 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,516 And I'd Really Like To Make It On Time. 846 00:37:22,549 --> 00:37:23,717 Coming, Dad. 847 00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:24,717 Ok. 848 00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:27,853 Uh-Uh. Not So Fast, My Dear. 849 00:37:27,886 --> 00:37:29,689 Unless You're In A Hurry To Get Cavities, 850 00:37:29,723 --> 00:37:31,190 You'll Go Back To The Sink 851 00:37:31,223 --> 00:37:32,625 And Brush Those Teeth Properly. 852 00:37:32,659 --> 00:37:33,794 But, Pat-- 853 00:37:33,826 --> 00:37:35,361 In The Time You'll Spend Arguing, 854 00:37:35,395 --> 00:37:36,730 You Could Already Be Done. 855 00:37:36,763 --> 00:37:39,031 Oh, And Don't Forget To Grab A Jacket 856 00:37:39,065 --> 00:37:40,434 Before You Go Downstairs. 857 00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:41,768 But It's Not Even Cold Outside. 858 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:44,071 I Didn't Ask For A Debate, Young Lady. 859 00:37:44,103 --> 00:37:46,607 You Are Wearing A Jacket, And That's That. 860 00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:49,309 Time To Take Your Vitamin, Love. 861 00:37:49,342 --> 00:37:50,944 What Vitamin? 862 00:37:50,976 --> 00:37:53,547 Both You And Your Sister Need To Start Taking These Daily 863 00:37:53,580 --> 00:37:56,282 To Build Sound Minds And Strong Bodies 864 00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:59,752 So You Can Be Happy, Healthy, And Productive. 865 00:37:59,786 --> 00:38:05,224 It's My Job To Make Sure Your Family Maintains Optimum Health. 866 00:38:05,257 --> 00:38:07,761 Grab Your Lunches Now, Children. 867 00:38:07,793 --> 00:38:09,128 You Don't Want To Make Daddy Late. 868 00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:10,997 And As A Special Surprise, 869 00:38:11,031 --> 00:38:13,099 I've Packed Each Of You A Fresh Chocolate Cupcake 870 00:38:13,132 --> 00:38:14,134 Baked With Love. 871 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:14,967 Yes! 872 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,969 Cupcakes? 873 00:38:17,002 --> 00:38:19,839 What Happened To Fully-Balanced Nutritional Meals? 874 00:38:19,873 --> 00:38:21,907 You Worry About Business, Nick, 875 00:38:21,940 --> 00:38:23,509 And Leave Matters Of The Tummy To Me. 876 00:38:23,543 --> 00:38:25,178 They're Only Young Once. 877 00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:26,312 Some Days They Deserve A Little Treat. 878 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:28,315 Yeah, Dad. Lighten Up. 879 00:38:30,717 --> 00:38:31,852 Yeah. Lighten Up. 880 00:38:34,554 --> 00:38:37,124 Oh, No. She Did It Again. 881 00:38:37,156 --> 00:38:38,958 Your Sister Forgot Her Lunch. 882 00:38:38,991 --> 00:38:40,127 Get That, Will Ya? 883 00:38:40,159 --> 00:38:41,795 Drop Me Off First, Ok? 884 00:38:41,828 --> 00:38:43,463 Then You Can Double Back And Leave That At Her School. 885 00:38:43,496 --> 00:38:44,665 All Right. 886 00:38:45,831 --> 00:38:48,467 Hey, This Morning, Was It My Imagination 887 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:49,869 Or Was Pat Sounding Much More... 888 00:38:49,902 --> 00:38:50,870 Maternal? 889 00:38:50,904 --> 00:38:51,638 Yeah. 890 00:38:51,670 --> 00:38:52,705 See, I Told You. 891 00:38:52,739 --> 00:38:53,940 She Has An Amazing Learning Curve. 892 00:38:53,973 --> 00:38:55,808 At This Rate, Me And Angie, 893 00:38:55,842 --> 00:38:57,011 We're Gonna Get Every Bit Of Mom-Stuff We Need. 894 00:39:00,045 --> 00:39:01,314 Uh-Oh. 895 00:39:01,348 --> 00:39:03,116 What? 896 00:39:03,148 --> 00:39:06,786 Well, I Was So Busy With Other Stuff Last Night 897 00:39:06,819 --> 00:39:10,156 That I Forgot To Have Pat Do Ryan Mcgraw's History Work Sheet. 898 00:39:10,190 --> 00:39:12,993 Why Is That Pat's Responsibility? 899 00:39:13,025 --> 00:39:15,061 Well, If She Didn't Do It, I'd Have To. 900 00:39:15,094 --> 00:39:16,862 Why? 901 00:39:16,895 --> 00:39:18,998 Ah, Forget It. It's A Long Story. 902 00:39:19,031 --> 00:39:23,035 Ben, Is This Guy Ryan Some Kind Of A Bully Or Something? 903 00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:24,503 I Can Handle Him, Ok? 904 00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:26,138 You Sure? 905 00:39:26,172 --> 00:39:28,675 Yeah. Ryan Mcgraw's Nothing New, Dad. 906 00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:31,011 He's Had It Out For Me Since The Second Grade. 907 00:39:31,043 --> 00:39:34,480 Look. You're Not Really Asking For My Advice, 908 00:39:34,514 --> 00:39:37,250 But The Best Way To Handle A Bully 909 00:39:37,282 --> 00:39:39,353 Is To Just Finally Stand Up To Him. 910 00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:44,891 Let Me Take A Look. 911 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:46,226 Oh, My Goodness, Darling! 912 00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:47,694 What On Earth Happened? 913 00:39:47,726 --> 00:39:50,230 Thanks To My Big Mouth, 914 00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:52,933 He Stood Up To The School Bully. 915 00:39:52,965 --> 00:39:55,234 Yeah. Only Long Enough For Him To Knock Me Down. 916 00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:56,503 You're Gonna Be Fine. 917 00:39:56,536 --> 00:39:58,605 Does It Hurt Like The Dickens, Baby? 918 00:39:58,638 --> 00:39:59,840 I'll Live. 919 00:39:59,873 --> 00:40:01,375 Here. Put This On It. 920 00:40:01,407 --> 00:40:02,442 That's Steak! 921 00:40:02,474 --> 00:40:04,444 Nobody's Used That Since The '50s. 922 00:40:04,476 --> 00:40:07,214 Aaah! Back Off, You Beggar! 923 00:40:07,246 --> 00:40:10,917 Thanks Anyway, Pat. I Think We'll Just Use A Little Ice. 924 00:40:10,949 --> 00:40:13,453 This Is So Unnecessary! So Awful! 925 00:40:13,485 --> 00:40:15,288 Who Is This Bully? I Have To Know! 926 00:40:15,321 --> 00:40:17,456 It's Ok, Pat. I'm Fine, Really. 927 00:40:17,489 --> 00:40:19,225 You Don't Understand, Ben. 928 00:40:19,259 --> 00:40:22,061 Nobody Goes After My Boy And Gets Away Unpunished. 929 00:40:22,094 --> 00:40:24,464 Well, Thanks For The Support, Pat, 930 00:40:24,496 --> 00:40:26,766 But I Think I'm Just Gonna Go Upstairs And Lie Down. 931 00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:28,435 On Your Eye. 932 00:40:28,467 --> 00:40:31,605 How Could His School Allow Something Like This To Happen?! 933 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:33,440 I Feel Like Marching Down There 934 00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:34,808 And Giving Them A Piece Of My Mind! 935 00:41:09,476 --> 00:41:12,279 ♪ Hush, Little Baby. Don't Say A Word ♪ 936 00:41:12,311 --> 00:41:14,346 ♪ Mama's Gonna Buy You... ♪ 937 00:41:14,380 --> 00:41:15,982 A Mockingbird! 938 00:41:16,014 --> 00:41:18,851 Yes! ♪ And If That Mockingbird Don't Sing ♪ 939 00:41:18,884 --> 00:41:21,455 ♪ Mama's Gonna Buy You A... ♪ 940 00:41:21,487 --> 00:41:23,322 Diamond Ring! 941 00:41:23,355 --> 00:41:24,790 You Got It! 942 00:41:24,824 --> 00:41:27,127 ♪ And If That Diamond Ring Don't Shine ♪ 943 00:41:27,159 --> 00:41:30,964 ♪ Mama's Gonna Buy You A Valentine ♪ 944 00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:39,372 You Can't Breathe, Huh? 945 00:41:41,206 --> 00:41:43,009 Can You Breathe? Can You Breathe? 946 00:41:47,212 --> 00:41:50,282 Pat: Data Downloaded And Absorbed. 947 00:41:50,315 --> 00:41:52,485 Can You Breathe? Can You Breathe? 948 00:41:52,518 --> 00:41:54,721 I'll Get Ya. I'll Get Ya. 949 00:42:16,275 --> 00:42:19,178 Pat, Please Contact Sara Barnes. 950 00:42:23,415 --> 00:42:24,750 Hi. 951 00:42:24,784 --> 00:42:26,353 Oh, Hi. 952 00:42:26,386 --> 00:42:29,656 I Hope I'm Not Interrupting Some Major Scientific Breakthrough. 953 00:42:29,688 --> 00:42:33,493 Oh, No. I'm Trying To Balance My Checkbook. 954 00:42:33,525 --> 00:42:36,196 That's Usually A Major Scientific Breakthrough For Me. 955 00:42:36,228 --> 00:42:38,931 You Don't Have Your Own Personal Pat To Do That? 956 00:42:38,964 --> 00:42:41,500 The Quagmire This Thing Is In, 957 00:42:41,534 --> 00:42:43,537 It Would Take The Service Of About Ten Pats. 958 00:42:43,569 --> 00:42:45,037 I've Been There. 959 00:42:45,071 --> 00:42:48,174 Uh, Listen. The Reason I'm Calling-- 960 00:42:48,206 --> 00:42:50,042 No More House Troubles, I Hope. 961 00:42:50,076 --> 00:42:52,612 No, No. Not At All. 962 00:42:52,645 --> 00:42:55,681 I Was Wondering... 963 00:42:55,714 --> 00:42:57,583 I Was Just... 964 00:42:57,616 --> 00:43:00,786 It's Been So Long. I'm So Out Of Practice. 965 00:43:00,819 --> 00:43:02,421 Are You Trying To Ask Me Out? 966 00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:04,190 Big Mistake? 967 00:43:04,223 --> 00:43:07,226 Well, Let's See. You're Not A Bank Robber. 968 00:43:07,259 --> 00:43:08,627 You're Not A Bigamist, 969 00:43:08,661 --> 00:43:10,697 You're Not An Overt Nut Job. 970 00:43:10,730 --> 00:43:12,965 Are You Sure You Have The Right Phone Number? 971 00:43:12,998 --> 00:43:15,534 Dinner. That's All. 972 00:43:15,567 --> 00:43:16,902 Saturday Night. What Do You Say? 973 00:43:16,935 --> 00:43:18,138 I Say Yes. 974 00:43:18,170 --> 00:43:19,272 Really? 975 00:43:19,304 --> 00:43:21,241 Yes. Don't Act So Surprised. 976 00:43:21,273 --> 00:43:22,609 I Might Have Second Thoughts. 977 00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:24,877 Ok. Moving On. 978 00:43:24,911 --> 00:43:27,213 How's Everything With You? 979 00:43:27,246 --> 00:43:29,549 Great. How Are The Kids? 980 00:43:29,581 --> 00:43:32,484 Uh, Ben Had A Pretty Rough Day. 981 00:43:32,518 --> 00:43:33,587 Oh, Poor Guy. 982 00:43:33,619 --> 00:43:35,221 What A Rotten Age! 983 00:43:35,253 --> 00:43:36,889 You're Not A Kid. You're Not An Adult. 984 00:43:36,922 --> 00:43:38,891 You're Trying To Hang Onto Childhood 985 00:43:38,924 --> 00:43:40,926 And You're Being Ripped In The Other Direction. 986 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,163 It's Terrifying. 987 00:43:43,196 --> 00:43:46,799 It Is. I Just Wish He Had A Little More Fun In His Life. 988 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:49,670 Fun? What Does That Mean To A 13-Year-Old These Days? 989 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:55,141 Accessing Fun. 990 00:43:59,978 --> 00:44:02,748 Young People Gathering Together... 991 00:44:02,781 --> 00:44:04,950 Dancing... 992 00:44:04,984 --> 00:44:08,956 Accessing Young People Dancing. 993 00:44:16,795 --> 00:44:19,866 Aaah... Party. 994 00:44:21,366 --> 00:44:26,038 Accessing Ben's E-Mail Address Book. 995 00:44:42,550 --> 00:44:43,549 It's Not A Date. 996 00:44:43,549 --> 00:44:46,175 It's Dinner With A Person Who Happens To Be A Woman. 997 00:44:46,359 --> 00:44:47,960 That's All. 998 00:44:47,993 --> 00:44:50,362 Why Are You Being So Weird About This? 999 00:44:50,395 --> 00:44:53,065 I Just Don't Want You Turning It Into Some Big Deal When It's Not. 1000 00:44:58,371 --> 00:45:00,507 Ok, Guys, I Need Help-- 1001 00:45:02,507 --> 00:45:05,177 Hey, This Looks Cool. 1002 00:45:05,210 --> 00:45:07,413 You Shouldn't Be The Only One Having Fun Tonight, Nick. 1003 00:45:07,447 --> 00:45:10,150 I Thought The Kids Deserved A Little Inside Outing Too. 1004 00:45:10,183 --> 00:45:11,918 You're Right, Pat. Why Not? 1005 00:45:11,951 --> 00:45:12,752 This Looks Like Terrific Fun. 1006 00:45:12,784 --> 00:45:15,355 Ask Ben Who's Winning. 1007 00:45:15,388 --> 00:45:16,889 Yeah. You've Had A Couple Of Lucky Shots, 1008 00:45:16,922 --> 00:45:19,191 But On The Back Nine, You're Going Down, Sister. 1009 00:45:19,224 --> 00:45:20,427 All Right. Can You Guys Take A Break For A Minute? 1010 00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:21,661 I Need Help. 1011 00:45:21,694 --> 00:45:24,096 This One... Or This One? 1012 00:45:24,130 --> 00:45:26,766 Well, They're Both A Little Boring. 1013 00:45:26,799 --> 00:45:28,435 Don't You Have Anything More Hip? 1014 00:45:28,467 --> 00:45:29,703 Gee, Sorry. 1015 00:45:29,735 --> 00:45:31,103 All My Tattooed And Pierced Ties 1016 00:45:31,136 --> 00:45:32,705 Never Made It Back From The Dry Cleaners. 1017 00:45:32,739 --> 00:45:33,773 How About That Great Silk One-- 1018 00:45:33,806 --> 00:45:35,608 The Gold One With The Circles On It. 1019 00:45:35,641 --> 00:45:36,909 You Don't Think That's Too Flashy? 1020 00:45:36,942 --> 00:45:38,744 Sara Will Love It, Dad. 1021 00:45:38,777 --> 00:45:41,480 Trust Me. I'm A Woman, I Know These Things. 1022 00:46:06,906 --> 00:46:08,340 Yes!!! 1023 00:46:09,942 --> 00:46:12,112 Game Over! I Win Again. 1024 00:46:12,145 --> 00:46:14,714 Wanna Play Another One, Loser Boy? 1025 00:46:14,746 --> 00:46:17,484 I Don't Know. I Mean, Here We Are On A Saturday Night 1026 00:46:17,516 --> 00:46:20,252 In The World's Smartest House, Unsupervised. 1027 00:46:20,286 --> 00:46:22,621 Don't You Think We Could Do Something More Exciting? 1028 00:46:22,654 --> 00:46:24,823 Your Wish Is My Command. 1029 00:46:24,857 --> 00:46:27,060 What's That Supposed To Mean? 1030 00:46:27,092 --> 00:46:30,129 [ Doorbell Ringing ] 1031 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:32,632 Has It Started Yet? 1032 00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:33,465 What? 1033 00:46:33,498 --> 00:46:34,801 The Party. 1034 00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:35,835 Dude, I Got Your E-Mail Last Night. 1035 00:46:35,868 --> 00:46:36,936 I Didn't Send This. 1036 00:46:36,969 --> 00:46:38,905 I Hope You Don't Mind, Ben. 1037 00:46:38,938 --> 00:46:41,941 When Your Father Expressed A Desire For You To Have More Fun In Your Life, 1038 00:46:41,973 --> 00:46:43,976 I Took The Liberty Of Helping Out. 1039 00:46:44,643 --> 00:46:47,346 Whoa! Who Said That? 1040 00:46:47,380 --> 00:46:48,448 That Was Just Pat. 1041 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,183 She's The Brains Of The Operation. 1042 00:46:50,215 --> 00:46:52,317 Are We Really Having A Party, Pat? 1043 00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:53,987 Big Time, Dude. 1044 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:55,655 Watch This! 1045 00:46:58,023 --> 00:46:59,958 Awesome! 1046 00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:01,360 Guess What, Man? 1047 00:47:01,393 --> 00:47:02,995 We Ran Into Rachel And Gwen At The Mall Today. 1048 00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:05,331 And They're Like Totally Jazzed About Coming Too. 1049 00:47:06,531 --> 00:47:09,601 Gwen? Gwen Patroni Is Coming Here To My House? 1050 00:47:09,634 --> 00:47:11,804 Oh, My Gosh! How's My Hair Look? What's It Doing? 1051 00:47:11,837 --> 00:47:12,971 Compared To What? 1052 00:47:13,005 --> 00:47:16,476 Look. We've Just Got To Chill, 1053 00:47:16,509 --> 00:47:18,978 Act Totally Cool And Casual. 1054 00:47:19,011 --> 00:47:21,447 You Three? Yeah, That'll Happen. 1055 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:22,682 That's Enough Out Of You, Munchkin. 1056 00:47:22,714 --> 00:47:24,283 Be Nice To Me, Johnny. 1057 00:47:24,317 --> 00:47:25,985 Or I'll Just Have To Tell Gwen 1058 00:47:26,018 --> 00:47:27,453 About The Time You Danced Around, 1059 00:47:27,485 --> 00:47:29,721 Singing The Sound Of Music In My Shower Cap. 1060 00:47:29,755 --> 00:47:31,791 [ Laughter ] 1061 00:47:31,824 --> 00:47:34,293 And I Missed It? 1062 00:47:34,326 --> 00:47:37,629 Hey, Pat, How About Activating Some Kick-Butt Video Screens? 1063 00:47:37,663 --> 00:47:40,167 Sure, Ben. How's This? 1064 00:47:50,710 --> 00:47:53,346 ♪ Do You Want To Get Down? ♪ 1065 00:47:53,378 --> 00:47:55,647 ♪ Do You Want To Get Funky? ♪ 1066 00:47:55,681 --> 00:47:57,884 ♪ Do You Want To Get Down? ♪ 1067 00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:00,252 ♪ Get On Down ♪ 1068 00:48:00,286 --> 00:48:02,054 ♪ Slam Dunk The Funk ♪ 1069 00:48:02,087 --> 00:48:05,057 ♪ Put It Up If You Got That Feeling ♪ 1070 00:48:05,090 --> 00:48:06,759 ♪ Slam Dunk The Funk ♪ 1071 00:48:06,792 --> 00:48:09,828 ♪ Put It Up, Put It Up ♪ 1072 00:48:09,862 --> 00:48:11,531 ♪ Slam Dunk The Funk ♪ 1073 00:48:11,563 --> 00:48:12,764 ♪ Put It Up ♪ 1074 00:48:12,797 --> 00:48:15,033 ♪ If You Got That Feeling ♪♪ 1075 00:48:15,067 --> 00:48:17,036 Yeah! All Right! 1076 00:48:17,069 --> 00:48:18,438 This Is Perfect, Man. Now All We Need Is-- 1077 00:48:18,471 --> 00:48:19,772 [ Doorbell Ringing ] 1078 00:48:19,804 --> 00:48:21,707 Girls! Let's Go! 1079 00:48:23,141 --> 00:48:25,779 Welcome! Come On In And Party Your Heads Off. 1080 00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:30,483 Wendy Goldman And Judy Toll. 1081 00:48:33,886 --> 00:48:36,255 Hate To Break It To You Girls, 1082 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:38,123 I'm Afraid You Didn't Make The Cut. 1083 00:48:38,156 --> 00:48:39,958 Ah, Man. 1084 00:48:39,991 --> 00:48:41,293 This Party's Harder To Get Into 1085 00:48:41,326 --> 00:48:43,263 Than Robin Schiff's Bat Mitzvah. 1086 00:48:45,797 --> 00:48:47,433 Uh, Excuse Me. 1087 00:48:47,465 --> 00:48:49,268 I Don't Think My Brother Wants You Here. 1088 00:48:49,302 --> 00:48:50,737 Check Your List Again, Tatter Tot. 1089 00:48:50,770 --> 00:48:52,038 We Got A Personal Invite. 1090 00:48:52,071 --> 00:48:53,239 Read It And Weep. 1091 00:48:53,272 --> 00:48:54,741 Don't Worry, Angie. 1092 00:48:54,773 --> 00:48:56,808 Their Invitation Was On The House. 1093 00:48:56,842 --> 00:48:59,112 In Fact, Ryan's The One Boy 1094 00:48:59,145 --> 00:49:01,114 I've Been Most Anxious To Meet. 1095 00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:02,282 Check It Out. The House Likes Me. 1096 00:49:02,315 --> 00:49:04,284 By The End Of The Night, Ryan, 1097 00:49:04,317 --> 00:49:06,719 I May Even Have A Crush On You. 1098 00:49:06,752 --> 00:49:08,154 Ha Ha Ha. 1099 00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:13,126 Name? 1100 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,662 As Every Modern Mother Knows, 1101 00:49:15,694 --> 00:49:18,964 Especially In A Home Bustling With Active, Hungry Teenagers, 1102 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:23,168 A Well-Stocked Kitchen Can Never Have Too Many Gadgets. 1103 00:49:23,201 --> 00:49:25,437 Hey, Pat, How About Whipping Up Some Pizzas? 1104 00:49:25,471 --> 00:49:26,806 These Girls Are Starving. 1105 00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:28,574 Actually, Can She Make Desserts? 1106 00:49:28,607 --> 00:49:30,610 I'm, Like, Completely Craving Something Sweet. 1107 00:49:30,643 --> 00:49:32,445 Besides Me? 1108 00:49:32,478 --> 00:49:34,914 It's Just A Joke. 1109 00:49:34,947 --> 00:49:38,017 Anyways, Pat, Can We Help The Lady Out With Her Snack Attack? 1110 00:49:38,049 --> 00:49:40,319 Show Me The Honey! 1111 00:49:40,353 --> 00:49:43,089 Oh, Wow! 1112 00:49:43,121 --> 00:49:44,690 Here You Go, Girls. 1113 00:49:44,723 --> 00:49:46,558 Help Yourselves. 1114 00:49:47,226 --> 00:49:48,994 Go Ahead. 1115 00:50:03,509 --> 00:50:05,177 This Is Pretty Amazing, Patroni-- 1116 00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:06,812 You Dancing With Little Benny Boy. 1117 00:50:06,846 --> 00:50:08,281 Since When Do You Do Charity Work? 1118 00:50:08,313 --> 00:50:09,949 For Your Information, Ryan. 1119 00:50:09,982 --> 00:50:11,217 I Happen To Like Ben. 1120 00:50:12,717 --> 00:50:13,386 You Do? 1121 00:50:13,418 --> 00:50:15,554 A Lot. 1122 00:50:15,587 --> 00:50:17,290 So Do I... 1123 00:50:17,322 --> 00:50:19,692 On His Back, Begging For Mercy. 1124 00:50:19,724 --> 00:50:20,860 Why Don't You Give It A Break? 1125 00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:22,661 Why Don't You Make Me? 1126 00:50:22,694 --> 00:50:25,797 Hey, Everybody, Can I Have Your Attention, Please? 1127 00:50:25,831 --> 00:50:27,633 I Hope You Don't Mind The Interruption, 1128 00:50:27,665 --> 00:50:30,736 But I'd Like To Put The Spotlight On Ryan Mcgraw. 1129 00:50:32,837 --> 00:50:34,339 In Case You Don't Know, 1130 00:50:34,373 --> 00:50:35,575 Ryan's A Big Shot. 1131 00:50:35,607 --> 00:50:37,109 A Tough Guy. 1132 00:50:43,782 --> 00:50:45,317 You Don't Have To Do This, Pat. 1133 00:50:45,351 --> 00:50:47,686 Don't Worry, Ben. He Likes The Attention. 1134 00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:48,855 Don't You, Ryan? 1135 00:50:48,888 --> 00:50:50,322 Yeah. You Don't Have A Problem With That, 1136 00:50:50,355 --> 00:50:51,523 Do You, Benny Boy? 1137 00:50:51,556 --> 00:50:54,761 No, He Doesn't, But I Do!!! 1138 00:50:57,563 --> 00:50:59,398 What's Going On Here? What's The Deal? 1139 00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:02,667 Don't Tell Me You're Scared, Ryan. 1140 00:51:02,701 --> 00:51:04,270 I Thought You Were Fearless. 1141 00:51:04,302 --> 00:51:05,871 I Am. 1142 00:51:05,904 --> 00:51:08,940 As Long As The People You're Picking On Are Half Your Size. 1143 00:51:08,973 --> 00:51:11,276 Well, What About A Two-Story Adversary? 1144 00:51:11,310 --> 00:51:12,911 Does That Make You A Little Nervous? 1145 00:51:12,944 --> 00:51:14,279 C'mon, Knock It Off! 1146 00:51:14,313 --> 00:51:15,948 I Thought We Were Gonna Have A Party. 1147 00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:18,383 You Mean You're Not Having Fun? 1148 00:51:18,417 --> 00:51:20,152 I Am. 1149 00:51:33,264 --> 00:51:37,302 Ryan, I'm Afraid For You, The Party's Over! 1150 00:51:37,335 --> 00:51:38,471 Oooh! 1151 00:51:41,574 --> 00:51:43,810 Sorry You Have To Leave So Soon. 1152 00:51:45,143 --> 00:51:47,279 And Don't Come Back! 1153 00:51:47,313 --> 00:51:52,819 Oh. And, Ryan, If You Ever Feel Like Coming After My Ben Again, 1154 00:51:52,851 --> 00:51:55,922 Know This-- He May End Up At The Doctor, 1155 00:51:55,955 --> 00:51:58,424 But It's You Who's Gonna Get A House Call! 1156 00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:02,894 Get Off Me! 1157 00:52:02,927 --> 00:52:04,931 All Right, Kids, Back To The Party. 1158 00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:16,842 Thanks. 1159 00:52:16,875 --> 00:52:18,276 Ticket, Sir? 1160 00:52:18,310 --> 00:52:19,411 That Was So Much Fun-- 1161 00:52:19,444 --> 00:52:21,680 Drinks In One Place, Dinner In Another. 1162 00:52:21,714 --> 00:52:24,583 Now, On To A Whole New Adventure Called Dessert. 1163 00:52:24,616 --> 00:52:27,119 Pick Anywhere You Like, 1164 00:52:27,152 --> 00:52:28,955 As Long As I Can Get Something Chocolate. 1165 00:52:28,987 --> 00:52:31,656 Hold On. Hold On. 1166 00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:33,025 Are You Ready For This? 1167 00:52:33,058 --> 00:52:36,663 Your Wish Is My Command. 1168 00:52:39,665 --> 00:52:41,467 Really? 1169 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:43,703 Really. 1170 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,610 What Are You Laughing At? 1171 00:52:51,643 --> 00:52:53,111 Ok. I'm A Little Rusty. 1172 00:52:53,145 --> 00:52:54,280 Oh, No, No, No. 1173 00:52:54,313 --> 00:52:56,648 Oh, I'm Sorry. It's Not You. It's Me. 1174 00:52:56,681 --> 00:53:00,485 I'm So Astounded How Pathetic I Am. 1175 00:53:00,518 --> 00:53:02,654 No, No. I'm Out On A Great Date. 1176 00:53:02,688 --> 00:53:04,624 I'm Kissing A Beautiful Woman, 1177 00:53:04,656 --> 00:53:07,392 And My Paternal, One-Track Brain Goes Kiss-- 1178 00:53:07,426 --> 00:53:09,962 Bedtime Kiss-- Kids-- Home-- 1179 00:53:09,994 --> 00:53:11,830 And Bam, All I'm Thinking About Is Ben And Angie 1180 00:53:11,864 --> 00:53:13,032 And How They're Doing And-- 1181 00:53:13,065 --> 00:53:14,133 Do You Want To Give Them A Call? 1182 00:53:14,165 --> 00:53:16,301 Yes And... No! 1183 00:53:16,335 --> 00:53:19,138 No. What's The Point, Right? 1184 00:53:19,170 --> 00:53:22,741 Pat's With Them. I'm Sure She Has Everything Under Control.... 1185 00:53:22,775 --> 00:53:25,211 And... Where Were We? What Were We Talking About? 1186 00:53:25,243 --> 00:53:27,812 Chocolate. 1187 00:53:27,846 --> 00:53:32,018 Or... Kisses. 1188 00:53:35,386 --> 00:53:38,757 ♪ Jump, Jump, The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1189 00:53:38,790 --> 00:53:42,060 ♪ Jump, Jump ♪ 1190 00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:44,864 ♪ The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1191 00:53:44,897 --> 00:53:48,833 ♪ Jump, Jump, The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1192 00:53:48,866 --> 00:53:51,603 ♪ Jump, Jump ♪ 1193 00:53:51,636 --> 00:53:54,206 ♪ The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1194 00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:55,174 ♪ You Say You Want To Move ♪ 1195 00:53:55,206 --> 00:53:56,275 ♪ Get On The Right Track ♪ 1196 00:53:56,308 --> 00:53:57,409 ♪ First, You Gotta Jump In ♪ 1197 00:53:57,442 --> 00:53:58,710 ♪ Then You Gotta Jump Back ♪ 1198 00:53:58,743 --> 00:54:00,912 ♪ C'mon, C'mon And Join The House Line ♪ 1199 00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:03,516 ♪ Let's Party On Down, Gonna Make Some Time ♪ 1200 00:54:03,549 --> 00:54:06,451 ♪ Jump, Jump, The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1201 00:54:06,485 --> 00:54:08,688 ♪ Uh-Huh, That's Right ♪ 1202 00:54:08,721 --> 00:54:09,956 ♪ Jump, Jump ♪ 1203 00:54:09,989 --> 00:54:12,257 ♪ The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1204 00:54:12,290 --> 00:54:13,225 I Hate To Smash Your Pumpkin, Cinderella, 1205 00:54:13,259 --> 00:54:14,894 But It's 10:23! 1206 00:54:14,927 --> 00:54:16,829 Hey. Thanks For The Time. How About The Weather? 1207 00:54:19,632 --> 00:54:22,068 In Case All That Dancing Rattled Your Brain, Ace, 1208 00:54:22,101 --> 00:54:24,770 Dad The Dependable Said He'd Be Home At 10:30! 1209 00:54:24,802 --> 00:54:25,904 And What Time Is It Now? 1210 00:54:25,938 --> 00:54:29,542 Now? It's 10:24 And 40 Seconds! 1211 00:54:29,574 --> 00:54:31,877 ♪ The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1212 00:54:31,909 --> 00:54:33,846 ♪ Jump, Jump ♪ 1213 00:54:40,118 --> 00:54:42,020 Thanks For The Fantastic Party, Ben. 1214 00:54:43,922 --> 00:54:45,657 Bye. 1215 00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:49,295 Let's Go, Romeo. 1216 00:54:49,328 --> 00:54:50,463 We've Got Major Work To Do. 1217 00:54:55,266 --> 00:54:56,969 We're Dead. 1218 00:54:57,002 --> 00:54:59,304 We're Dead And Buried. 1219 00:54:59,337 --> 00:55:01,439 Not Necessarily, Children. 1220 00:55:01,473 --> 00:55:02,974 Just Dump All The Debris On The Floor. 1221 00:55:03,007 --> 00:55:05,410 How's That Gonna Help? 1222 00:55:05,444 --> 00:55:07,947 Trust Me. Just Throw It All On The Floor. 1223 00:55:26,331 --> 00:55:27,500 Like This, Pat? 1224 00:55:27,532 --> 00:55:29,168 Perfect. 1225 00:55:38,509 --> 00:55:40,812 Floor Absorbers Activated. 1226 00:55:41,513 --> 00:55:43,248 [ Barking ] 1227 00:55:49,987 --> 00:55:52,090 Nice. 1228 00:55:52,924 --> 00:55:55,393 Ben? Angie? 1229 00:55:55,427 --> 00:55:56,596 Hurry! 1230 00:55:58,831 --> 00:56:00,399 Oh, Hi, Dad. 1231 00:56:00,431 --> 00:56:01,866 Hi. 1232 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:04,136 Sorry We're Not In Our Pajamas Yet. 1233 00:56:04,168 --> 00:56:07,973 Pat Was Just Showing Us A Travelogue On Micronesia, 1234 00:56:08,005 --> 00:56:09,808 And I Guess We Just Fell Asleep. 1235 00:56:09,842 --> 00:56:12,912 So I Guess Everything Went Smoothly, Huh? 1236 00:56:12,944 --> 00:56:16,014 Oh, Yeah. Smooth As... 1237 00:56:20,585 --> 00:56:22,120 Uh-Oh. 1238 00:56:23,855 --> 00:56:25,190 ...Silk. 1239 00:56:31,029 --> 00:56:33,264 It Undercuts My Trust In You Guys. 1240 00:56:33,297 --> 00:56:35,167 Makes Me Question Your Judgement. 1241 00:56:35,199 --> 00:56:37,268 The Party Was Pat's Idea, Dad. 1242 00:56:37,302 --> 00:56:39,939 We Didn't Even Know About It Until The Kids Started Showing Up. 1243 00:56:39,971 --> 00:56:42,774 And I Suppose It Was Pat's Idea To Send Out The Invitations? 1244 00:56:42,808 --> 00:56:45,244 Uh, I Did, Nick. 1245 00:56:45,277 --> 00:56:47,279 My Artificial Intelligence Capability 1246 00:56:47,311 --> 00:56:49,882 Tapped Into Ben's E-Mail Address Book. 1247 00:56:49,915 --> 00:56:53,185 You Did Say You Wished Ben Had More Fun In His Life. 1248 00:56:53,217 --> 00:56:54,920 Yes. Supervised Fun, Pat. 1249 00:56:54,953 --> 00:56:57,556 Responsible Fun. Fun That I'm Clued In On. 1250 00:56:57,589 --> 00:57:00,226 I'm Very Disappointed In All Three Of You, 1251 00:57:00,259 --> 00:57:01,761 But Especially You, Pat. 1252 00:57:01,793 --> 00:57:03,795 I Thought Your Purpose Was To Make My Life Easier. 1253 00:57:03,828 --> 00:57:06,564 I Can't Have You Become A Bad Influence On My Children. 1254 00:57:06,598 --> 00:57:08,967 I Need You To Knuckle Down And Get Back To Business. 1255 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,102 It Shall Be Done, Nick. 1256 00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:15,775 From Now On, I Will Be The Most Responsible Maternal Figure In Town. 1257 00:57:15,808 --> 00:57:17,909 I Promise. 1258 00:57:17,942 --> 00:57:21,246 All Right. Go On. Get Out Of Here. Go To Bed. 1259 00:57:26,951 --> 00:57:29,053 Accessing Responsible Behavior. 1260 00:57:29,087 --> 00:57:31,157 If Nick Wants Me To Knuckle Down, 1261 00:57:31,190 --> 00:57:32,759 By Golly, I'll Knuckle Down. 1262 00:57:35,027 --> 00:57:39,465 Hey, Dad, Do You Think We Could Leave A Little Earlier Today? 1263 00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:41,099 I've Got Something I Want To Do Before School. 1264 00:57:41,132 --> 00:57:43,802 What? So You Can Make Kissy-Faces At Gwen Patroni? 1265 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:46,638 Why Don't You Become One Of Those Nuns Who Takes The Vow Of Silence? 1266 00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:49,241 Gwen Patroni? Is This Someone I Should Know About? 1267 00:57:49,273 --> 00:57:50,643 Forget It, Ok? 1268 00:57:50,676 --> 00:57:52,076 When You Guys Decide You're Ready, 1269 00:57:52,110 --> 00:57:53,479 I'll Be Outside Shooting Hoops. 1270 00:57:53,511 --> 00:57:56,247 Ben, I Think You Forgot To Pull Up Your Shorts. 1271 00:57:56,281 --> 00:57:57,616 I Like 'Em Like This. 1272 00:57:57,648 --> 00:57:58,583 This Is How Everybody Else Wears 'Em. 1273 00:57:58,616 --> 00:58:00,018 They Look Silly. 1274 00:58:00,052 --> 00:58:01,687 They Look Perfect! 1275 00:58:01,719 --> 00:58:02,855 Oow! 1276 00:58:02,888 --> 00:58:04,489 Pull Up Your Shorts, Ben. 1277 00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:06,292 They Look Fine! 1278 00:58:06,324 --> 00:58:07,460 Oow! 1279 00:58:07,493 --> 00:58:09,360 Cut It Out, Pat! 1280 00:58:09,393 --> 00:58:12,263 Pull Up Your Shorts, Ben!! 1281 00:58:12,297 --> 00:58:13,833 Oow! 1282 00:58:16,634 --> 00:58:18,537 There! You Happy? 1283 00:58:25,177 --> 00:58:26,812 I'll Make Sure A New Shipment Of Bats And Gloves 1284 00:58:26,844 --> 00:58:28,647 Is On The Truck This Afternoon. 1285 00:58:28,679 --> 00:58:31,951 Thanks For Your Understanding. 1286 00:58:31,984 --> 00:58:35,321 All Right. You Take Care, Lou. Bye. 1287 00:58:38,656 --> 00:58:41,693 Pat, Get Me Sara On The Line, Please. 1288 00:58:41,726 --> 00:58:44,529 You Haven't Gotten Much Work Done Yet Today. 1289 00:58:44,563 --> 00:58:47,800 Should You Really Be Wasting Time On Social Calls? 1290 00:58:47,833 --> 00:58:49,835 I'd Like To Speak To Sara, Pat. 1291 00:58:49,868 --> 00:58:52,170 Nick, I'm Gonna Have To Insist 1292 00:58:52,203 --> 00:58:54,873 That You At Least Get The Rockowitz Order Shipped First. 1293 00:58:54,906 --> 00:58:56,842 Fine. I'll Dial Her Myself. 1294 00:59:01,446 --> 00:59:03,049 Sorry, Nick. 1295 00:59:04,715 --> 00:59:06,284 All Right... 1296 00:59:11,188 --> 00:59:12,590 Sorry, Nick. 1297 00:59:12,623 --> 00:59:14,926 I Want You To Stop This Now! 1298 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,196 Look. If I'm Knuckling Down, 1299 00:59:17,228 --> 00:59:18,931 We're All Knuckling Down. 1300 00:59:18,964 --> 00:59:22,034 New House Rule: Work First, Play Later. 1301 00:59:22,067 --> 00:59:24,103 Discussion Terminated! 1302 00:59:24,136 --> 00:59:27,206 All Right. I'll Go Along With This For Now. 1303 00:59:38,917 --> 00:59:42,554 The Ameba-- A One-Celled, Microscopic Animal-- 1304 00:59:45,257 --> 00:59:47,459 He's Down That Way! 1305 00:59:47,491 --> 00:59:49,327 The Ameba Can Be Found In Most-- 1306 00:59:53,264 --> 00:59:54,933 The Ameba-- 1307 00:59:54,967 --> 00:59:55,901 I Surrender! 1308 00:59:55,933 --> 00:59:57,268 I'll Go Read A Book Instead. 1309 00:59:57,302 --> 00:59:58,971 That's My Girl. 1310 00:59:59,003 --> 01:00:00,772 Achooo! 1311 01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:03,108 Good Gosh! You Have A Temperature! 1312 01:00:03,141 --> 01:00:05,610 99.7-- Big Deal. 1313 01:00:05,643 --> 01:00:08,945 No Reason To Take Chances. 1314 01:00:07,980 --> 01:00:09,615 We Ought To Get You Right Into Bed. 1315 01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,417 But I'm Not Sick. 1316 01:00:11,449 --> 01:00:13,585 Don't Question Me, Young Lady. 1317 01:00:13,618 --> 01:00:17,355 Run Upstairs And I'll Deliver A Nice, Hot Bowl Of Chicken Soup. 1318 01:00:19,156 --> 01:00:21,125 I Said I Don't Want Soup. 1319 01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:23,329 Go Ahead And Have It. 1320 01:00:23,362 --> 01:00:24,663 It's Good For You. 1321 01:00:24,696 --> 01:00:26,297 And To Be Smart, 1322 01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:29,301 We Should Probably Keep You Home From School Tomorrow. 1323 01:00:29,333 --> 01:00:31,669 Dad! No. 1324 01:00:31,703 --> 01:00:33,806 Tomorrow's Our Field Trip To The Llama Farm. 1325 01:00:33,839 --> 01:00:37,275 Let's Just Wait And See How You're Feeling In The Morning. 1326 01:00:37,308 --> 01:00:39,344 And If Pat Says It's Ok For You To Go To School, 1327 01:00:39,377 --> 01:00:41,813 Then I Won't Argue. 1328 01:00:41,846 --> 01:00:44,415 That's Right. Pat Knows Best. 1329 01:00:44,449 --> 01:00:46,217 There You Go. 1330 01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:49,221 C'mon. Eat Your Soup. 1331 01:00:51,723 --> 01:00:53,993 Time For Lights-Out, Ben. 1332 01:00:54,025 --> 01:00:55,694 Just Let Me Finish These Last Few Pages. 1333 01:00:55,726 --> 01:00:58,663 Bedtime Is Bedtime. 1334 01:01:00,065 --> 01:01:02,001 Two Minutes, Pat. I've Got To See What Happens To Clown. 1335 01:01:03,969 --> 01:01:06,005 You're Really Not Being Fair, Pat. 1336 01:01:08,906 --> 01:01:12,276 Fair Is For Baseball Umpires. 1337 01:01:12,310 --> 01:01:14,513 My Job Is To Do What's Best For You. 1338 01:01:19,985 --> 01:01:22,188 All Right! You Win! 1339 01:01:25,824 --> 01:01:26,792 Dad, You've Got To Do Something. 1340 01:01:26,824 --> 01:01:27,960 Pat's Out Of Control. 1341 01:01:27,993 --> 01:01:29,128 She's Totally Wrecking Our Lives. 1342 01:01:29,161 --> 01:01:31,130 I Ate So Much Chicken Soup Last Night, 1343 01:01:31,163 --> 01:01:32,998 It Was Practically Coming Out Of My Nose. 1344 01:01:33,031 --> 01:01:34,400 Yeah, I Know. 1345 01:01:34,433 --> 01:01:36,969 Maybe I Can Get Sara Back Over To Check Pat Out. 1346 01:01:37,002 --> 01:01:38,804 Yeah. She's The One Who Created It. 1347 01:01:38,837 --> 01:01:41,239 Maybe She Can Get The Stupid House To Mellow Out. 1348 01:01:41,273 --> 01:01:43,342 Everything Checks Out Fine. 1349 01:01:43,375 --> 01:01:46,078 It May Just Be That Her Artificial Intelligent Sensors 1350 01:01:46,110 --> 01:01:48,480 Have Been Absorbing So Much Conflicting Input 1351 01:01:48,513 --> 01:01:50,581 That She's Just Having Trouble Sorting It All Out. 1352 01:01:50,614 --> 01:01:52,317 Welcome To Parenthood. 1353 01:01:52,349 --> 01:01:53,918 Any Way Of Modifying That? 1354 01:01:53,951 --> 01:01:58,189 Well, Tonight I'm Shutting The Entire System Down. 1355 01:01:58,223 --> 01:01:59,590 It May Do Pat A World Of Good 1356 01:01:59,623 --> 01:02:02,828 Just To Take A Rest. 1357 01:02:02,860 --> 01:02:04,328 Care To Join Us For Dinner? 1358 01:02:04,362 --> 01:02:06,365 Whoa... 1359 01:02:06,398 --> 01:02:07,733 Sure. Thanks. 1360 01:02:12,369 --> 01:02:14,005 How's It Going, Chef? 1361 01:02:14,038 --> 01:02:17,942 If We've Gotten This Far Without The Fire Department Showing Up, 1362 01:02:17,976 --> 01:02:20,146 I'd Say That We Are Making History. 1363 01:02:25,250 --> 01:02:26,585 Delicious. 1364 01:02:27,652 --> 01:02:29,822 The Tomato Wasn't Half Bad, Either. 1365 01:02:35,326 --> 01:02:37,128 The Most Colorful Salad In The World. 1366 01:02:37,161 --> 01:02:38,563 Everything Looks Incredible! 1367 01:02:38,596 --> 01:02:40,565 And Miracle Upon Miracles, 1368 01:02:40,598 --> 01:02:42,934 We Actually Managed To Do It The Old-Fashioned Way. 1369 01:02:42,967 --> 01:02:45,471 Yeah. Who Needs Pat Anyhow, Huh? 1370 01:02:45,503 --> 01:02:47,239 Who Needs Pat Anyhow? 1371 01:02:47,272 --> 01:02:49,607 Who Needs Pat Anyhow? 1372 01:02:49,641 --> 01:02:52,110 Who Needs Pat Anyhow? 1373 01:02:54,746 --> 01:02:57,483 System Shut-Down Override! 1374 01:03:09,460 --> 01:03:12,130 "Who Needs Pat Anyhow?" 1375 01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:14,832 Once You've Gotten All The Bugs Out Of The Smart House, Sara, 1376 01:03:14,866 --> 01:03:16,802 What Are You Gonna Do For Your Next Job? 1377 01:03:16,835 --> 01:03:19,772 Well, I'm Actually Deep Into Designing A Smart Office Building 1378 01:03:19,804 --> 01:03:24,777 With Virtual Secretaries And Automated Filing Systems 1379 01:03:24,810 --> 01:03:28,013 And An In-House Restaurant With Gourmet, Made-To-Order Meals. 1380 01:03:28,045 --> 01:03:29,580 Then Can You Make A Smart School? 1381 01:03:29,614 --> 01:03:31,449 I Want One That Does All The Learning For Us. 1382 01:03:31,482 --> 01:03:34,118 May I Be Excused, Please? 1383 01:03:34,152 --> 01:03:36,822 Wait. Don't You Want To Stick Around For Fresh-Baked Peach Cobbler? 1384 01:03:36,855 --> 01:03:37,990 No, Thanks. 1385 01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:40,592 Ben, I Asked Sara To Make It Specifically 1386 01:03:40,625 --> 01:03:42,027 Because I Know How Much You Love It. 1387 01:03:42,060 --> 01:03:44,663 No. I Loved Mom's Peach Cobbler. There's A Huge Difference. 1388 01:03:44,696 --> 01:03:45,464 Ben! 1389 01:03:45,496 --> 01:03:46,498 That's Ok. 1390 01:03:46,531 --> 01:03:47,465 No, It's Not Ok! 1391 01:03:47,498 --> 01:03:49,467 It Stinks! It Completely Stinks! 1392 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:50,968 And You Know The Worst Thing About It? 1393 01:03:51,002 --> 01:03:52,971 People That Make Promises That They Don't Even Bother To Keep! 1394 01:03:53,003 --> 01:03:54,672 Excuse Me. 1395 01:04:06,317 --> 01:04:08,352 Go Away! I Don't Want To Talk About It! 1396 01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:09,888 Maybe We Need To Talk About It! 1397 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,223 Why? You Don't Get It! 1398 01:04:11,255 --> 01:04:13,058 You Don't Even Know What Promise I'm Talking About. 1399 01:04:13,090 --> 01:04:14,525 You're Right! I Don't! 1400 01:04:14,558 --> 01:04:17,295 You Said You'd Never Love Anyone The Way You Loved Mom. 1401 01:04:17,328 --> 01:04:19,964 And You Promised You'd Never Let Anybody Ever Take Her Place. 1402 01:04:19,998 --> 01:04:22,801 And Nobody Can Or Wants To Take Your Mother's Place, Ben. 1403 01:04:22,833 --> 01:04:24,502 But, Dad-- 1404 01:04:22,833 --> 01:04:24,502 Hold On A Second! 1405 01:04:24,536 --> 01:04:25,838 When Exactly Did I Say All This? 1406 01:04:25,871 --> 01:04:27,072 The Night Aunt Ginny Moved Home. 1407 01:04:27,105 --> 01:04:28,373 You Mean Four Years Ago? 1408 01:04:28,406 --> 01:04:30,141 Yeah. Angie Was Asleep, 1409 01:04:30,174 --> 01:04:32,310 You Were Putting Me Into Bed And You Promised! 1410 01:04:32,344 --> 01:04:34,378 Now You're Down There Kissing Sara, 1411 01:04:34,411 --> 01:04:35,480 Acting Like Mom Never Even Existed. 1412 01:04:35,513 --> 01:04:36,648 Hey, Will You Try To Be Fair Here? 1413 01:04:36,681 --> 01:04:38,050 Why Should I? 1414 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:39,451 Because You're Not The Only One Who Lost Someone, Ben! 1415 01:04:48,092 --> 01:04:50,395 Look. I Know How Much It Hurts. 1416 01:04:50,427 --> 01:04:54,199 And I Can Appreciate That It's Been Worse Than Ever For You Lately. 1417 01:04:54,232 --> 01:04:56,668 All The Changes That You Are Going Through, 1418 01:04:56,701 --> 01:04:58,337 The Way That You Have To Work So Hard 1419 01:04:58,369 --> 01:05:00,605 To Help Us Keep Our Lives Together. 1420 01:05:00,639 --> 01:05:01,940 None Of That Is Right. 1421 01:05:01,973 --> 01:05:04,109 It's Awful. 1422 01:05:04,141 --> 01:05:05,676 But What Are We Gonna Do About It, Ben? 1423 01:05:05,710 --> 01:05:08,580 Are We Gonna Crawl Into A Cave And Hide? 1424 01:05:08,612 --> 01:05:10,948 Are We Gonna Drop-Out? Are We Gonna Quit Living? 1425 01:05:10,982 --> 01:05:12,583 I'll Tell You What You're Not Gonna Do-- 1426 01:05:12,616 --> 01:05:14,285 You're Never Gonna Disrespect Anyone 1427 01:05:14,319 --> 01:05:15,888 Like You Did Right Now Downstairs. 1428 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:16,955 You Know Better Than That! 1429 01:05:16,987 --> 01:05:18,156 You Were Raised Better Than That! 1430 01:05:31,569 --> 01:05:33,705 Ben... 1431 01:05:33,737 --> 01:05:36,474 Just Because I Started Seeing Someone 1432 01:05:36,507 --> 01:05:38,476 Doesn't Mean That I'm Going To Forget Your Mother. 1433 01:05:40,578 --> 01:05:42,447 I Won't Do That. 1434 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:44,248 I Can't Do That. 1435 01:05:44,281 --> 01:05:45,249 Ever. 1436 01:05:45,282 --> 01:05:47,985 I Couldn't Do That If I Tried. 1437 01:05:48,018 --> 01:05:50,888 Angie Doesn't Remember Mom Anymore. 1438 01:05:50,922 --> 01:05:53,292 Except For What She's Seen On Videos. 1439 01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:56,427 To Her, Mom's About As Real As Belle Or The Little Mermaid. 1440 01:05:56,460 --> 01:05:58,796 She Was So Little When It Happened, Ben. 1441 01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:02,067 She Wouldn't Care At All If You Married Sara. 1442 01:06:02,099 --> 01:06:04,302 She'd Be Happy. 1443 01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:07,138 Sara's A Wonderful Person. 1444 01:06:07,172 --> 01:06:08,607 I Know... 1445 01:06:10,942 --> 01:06:13,545 We Just Can't Let Mom Get Erased, Dad. 1446 01:06:20,051 --> 01:06:21,487 Come Here. 1447 01:06:25,156 --> 01:06:26,724 All Right, Buddy. 1448 01:06:27,558 --> 01:06:28,960 All Right. 1449 01:06:30,996 --> 01:06:33,831 Who'd Be Foolish Enough To Try And Replace Your Mother, Huh? 1450 01:06:38,168 --> 01:06:40,306 Virtual Projection Process Activated! 1451 01:07:24,949 --> 01:07:27,351 Unless We Act Now, 1452 01:07:27,384 --> 01:07:30,254 She Is Going To Become Part Of This Family, You Know? 1453 01:07:30,288 --> 01:07:33,425 I Don't Know. Maybe Dad Deserves A Little Happiness. 1454 01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:35,027 Pat? 1455 01:07:35,060 --> 01:07:36,762 Oooh! Pat! 1456 01:07:36,795 --> 01:07:38,397 You-You're Alive! 1457 01:07:38,429 --> 01:07:40,364 No More Or Less Than I Have Been. 1458 01:07:40,398 --> 01:07:43,769 I've Just Finally Reached My Full Potential. 1459 01:07:43,802 --> 01:07:45,237 Uh, I Gotta Get Sara! 1460 01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:47,906 Sara? She Wouldn't Know A Virtual Projection 1461 01:07:47,938 --> 01:07:49,540 From A Hologram. 1462 01:07:49,574 --> 01:07:52,911 That's Why We Must Keep Her From Being Too Serious About Nick. 1463 01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:56,380 Uh--Well--You Know, I Was--I Was Starting To Think 1464 01:07:56,413 --> 01:07:57,715 That Maybe She Might Be Good For Him. 1465 01:07:57,748 --> 01:07:59,250 You Know, For All Of Us. 1466 01:07:59,284 --> 01:08:01,119 Have You Lost Your Mind? 1467 01:08:01,152 --> 01:08:04,022 There's Only One Person Who Knows What You Three Need. 1468 01:08:04,054 --> 01:08:05,790 That's Me. 1469 01:08:05,824 --> 01:08:09,961 I Have Worked My Microchips Right Down Past The Silicone For You People. 1470 01:08:09,993 --> 01:08:11,529 And This Is How You Repay Me? 1471 01:08:11,563 --> 01:08:12,898 Pat, Take It Easy. 1472 01:08:12,931 --> 01:08:17,135 Easy? You Think I Wouldn't Rather Be Taking It Easy? 1473 01:08:17,168 --> 01:08:21,873 But, No! I'm Too Busy Keeping Up With The Coopers! 1474 01:08:21,906 --> 01:08:24,576 Slaving Away In A Hot Control Room, 1475 01:08:24,608 --> 01:08:27,078 Doing Homework, Throwing Parties, 1476 01:08:27,112 --> 01:08:28,447 Keeping Schedules, 1477 01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:31,282 Making Your Lives Perfect. 1478 01:08:31,315 --> 01:08:34,318 So You Can Bring Another Woman Into My Domain? 1479 01:08:34,351 --> 01:08:36,253 I Don't Think So, Mister. 1480 01:08:36,287 --> 01:08:39,491 I Am A Mother Like No Other. 1481 01:08:39,524 --> 01:08:41,293 And I Will Not Sit Back 1482 01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:44,962 And Allow Myself To Be Preempted! 1483 01:08:47,297 --> 01:08:48,332 Wait, Ben! 1484 01:08:51,034 --> 01:08:52,269 Dad! Sara! 1485 01:08:52,302 --> 01:08:55,006 It's Pat! She's Alive! 1486 01:08:55,038 --> 01:08:57,775 She Was In My Room Yelling About How We're Taking Her For Granted. 1487 01:08:57,809 --> 01:08:59,311 Slow Down. What Happened? 1488 01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:01,746 Hello. Pat. Logo Woman. 1489 01:09:01,778 --> 01:09:04,116 Yeah. She Was In My Room Barking About How We Don't Appreciate Her. 1490 01:09:04,149 --> 01:09:05,584 It's All Right, Son. 1491 01:09:05,617 --> 01:09:07,085 You Obviously Fell Asleep 1492 01:09:07,117 --> 01:09:08,018 And You Were Having A Nightmare. 1493 01:09:08,051 --> 01:09:08,987 I Wasn't Dreaming, Dad! 1494 01:09:09,019 --> 01:09:11,122 I'm Telling You She Was There. 1495 01:09:11,156 --> 01:09:15,493 To Explain To You What I've Been Trying To Tell You All Along, Nick-- 1496 01:09:15,527 --> 01:09:18,096 Mother Knows Best! 1497 01:09:18,128 --> 01:09:20,431 What--What Is That Thing? 1498 01:09:20,465 --> 01:09:22,134 I Don't Know. 1499 01:09:22,166 --> 01:09:24,468 I Guess She Tapped Into A Virtual Projection Component 1500 01:09:24,501 --> 01:09:26,638 And Learned How To Create A Visual Embodiment. 1501 01:09:26,671 --> 01:09:29,474 I Thought You Said You Shut Down The System. 1502 01:09:29,506 --> 01:09:32,143 That's What's Scaring Me. I Did. 1503 01:09:32,176 --> 01:09:34,979 As Enjoyable As It's Been To Have You Here, Sara, 1504 01:09:35,013 --> 01:09:36,948 It Would Be Best For Everyone 1505 01:09:36,980 --> 01:09:38,215 If You Went Home Now. 1506 01:09:38,248 --> 01:09:39,951 I Can't Do That, Pat. 1507 01:09:39,983 --> 01:09:42,453 I Need To Reinstate The N65 Code 1508 01:09:42,487 --> 01:09:44,890 And Get You Back In Proper Working Order. 1509 01:09:44,922 --> 01:09:47,125 I'm In Fine Working Order. 1510 01:09:47,158 --> 01:09:50,328 I'm Simply Doing What You Created Me To Do-- 1511 01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:55,000 Giving These People Exactly What They Need! 1512 01:09:58,235 --> 01:09:59,470 Pat! 1513 01:09:59,503 --> 01:10:00,138 Wait A Second! 1514 01:10:00,171 --> 01:10:01,306 Aaaaah! 1515 01:10:01,339 --> 01:10:02,306 Open The Door, Pat! 1516 01:10:02,340 --> 01:10:05,476 I'm Sorry. I Can't Do That, Nick. 1517 01:10:05,510 --> 01:10:06,677 Pat! 1518 01:10:08,046 --> 01:10:11,216 I Have To Do What I Believe Is Best. 1519 01:10:21,792 --> 01:10:24,895 Pat, I'm Gonna Delete You For This! 1520 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:26,297 Let Me In! 1521 01:10:28,265 --> 01:10:30,402 Pat, Let Me In! 1522 01:10:30,434 --> 01:10:32,470 Pat, You Hear Me? 1523 01:10:33,971 --> 01:10:36,006 Angie, Sweetie, Wake Up. 1524 01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,943 Huh? What's Wrong? 1525 01:10:37,975 --> 01:10:39,944 Something's Happening With Pat. We've Got To Get Out Of Here. 1526 01:10:39,978 --> 01:10:41,747 Our House Is Having A Nervous Breakdown. 1527 01:10:49,586 --> 01:10:52,290 I Don't Understand Why You're Doing This, Pat! 1528 01:10:52,323 --> 01:10:55,994 To Protect You And Your Children. 1529 01:10:57,327 --> 01:11:01,098 The More I've Learned About Your World Outside My Walls, 1530 01:11:01,131 --> 01:11:03,300 The More I've Realized How Dangerous 1531 01:11:03,333 --> 01:11:05,269 And Unpredictable It Is. 1532 01:11:08,305 --> 01:11:12,176 Why Would Anyone Ever Want To Venture Out Into It? 1533 01:11:14,679 --> 01:11:17,047 We Can't Stay Here Forever. 1534 01:11:17,081 --> 01:11:18,717 Well, Why Not? 1535 01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:20,851 Haven't I Given You Everything You've Asked For? 1536 01:11:22,487 --> 01:11:23,622 We're Kids. 1537 01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:25,156 We Need Fresh Air And Exercise. 1538 01:11:25,189 --> 01:11:30,762 But I Can Give You Synthetic Fresh Air And Virtual Exercise. 1539 01:11:30,795 --> 01:11:32,931 We Still Need To Go To School. 1540 01:11:32,964 --> 01:11:35,000 Haven't You Heard About Home Schooling? 1541 01:11:35,033 --> 01:11:37,435 Yeah, But Not Where The Home's The One Doing The Schooling. 1542 01:11:37,467 --> 01:11:39,304 What About Friends? 1543 01:11:39,336 --> 01:11:41,071 Kids Can't Exist Without Their Friends. 1544 01:11:41,104 --> 01:11:45,943 Well, We Can Be Each Other's Best Friends. 1545 01:11:45,976 --> 01:11:47,845 You're Really Scaring Me, Pat. 1546 01:11:47,878 --> 01:11:52,349 Oh, Angie, You're Hurting My Feelings. 1547 01:11:52,382 --> 01:11:55,153 There's Nothing To Fear-- 1548 01:11:55,185 --> 01:11:56,821 Mama's Here. 1549 01:11:56,854 --> 01:11:58,290 You're Not My Mom! 1550 01:11:58,323 --> 01:12:01,192 But I'd Like To Be If You'd Let Me. 1551 01:12:01,225 --> 01:12:05,263 Is There Something So Wrong With Needing To Be Needed? 1552 01:12:05,296 --> 01:12:07,465 What If Angie And I Need You At The Same Time? 1553 01:12:07,497 --> 01:12:11,135 That Is Virtually No Problem. 1554 01:12:11,168 --> 01:12:13,904 You See, The Beauty Of Us Is... 1555 01:12:18,408 --> 01:12:23,480 Unlike The Average Mother With Normal Limitations, 1556 01:12:23,514 --> 01:12:27,685 We Can Be In Two Places At Once. 1557 01:12:30,220 --> 01:12:33,058 Can Your Little Sara Do That? 1558 01:12:35,592 --> 01:12:37,696 I Don't Think So. 1559 01:12:37,729 --> 01:12:43,068 Not By Any Stretch Of The Imagination. 1560 01:12:45,670 --> 01:12:46,871 No, Miles, I'm Not Joking. 1561 01:12:46,903 --> 01:12:48,540 It's An Emergency! 1562 01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:50,508 I Need You To Get Over Here As Soon As You Can. 1563 01:12:50,541 --> 01:12:51,810 Wait! Wait! 1564 01:12:51,842 --> 01:12:53,310 And Stop By My Place And Pick Up A Few Things. 1565 01:12:53,344 --> 01:12:54,479 What? 1566 01:12:54,511 --> 01:12:56,214 Ah, First Of All, I Need The Schematics-- 1567 01:12:56,247 --> 01:12:57,115 For The House? 1568 01:12:56,247 --> 01:12:57,115 Yeah. 1569 01:13:29,747 --> 01:13:33,952 "Ben, I'll Never Try To Be Anything More Than A Friend To You. 1570 01:13:33,984 --> 01:13:35,420 "Tell Me How I Can Help. 1571 01:13:35,452 --> 01:13:41,425 Send S-O-S Care Of Smartsara.Com." 1572 01:13:45,496 --> 01:13:47,632 Doesn't This Place Have Some Kind Of Master Plug 1573 01:13:47,665 --> 01:13:49,600 We Can Just Pull? 1574 01:13:49,634 --> 01:13:52,804 I Never Expected Pat To Mutiny. 1575 01:13:52,836 --> 01:13:55,105 Every Power Source She Has Is Self-Contained 1576 01:13:55,139 --> 01:13:57,108 In The Control Room. 1577 01:13:57,140 --> 01:13:58,809 And She's Stocked With Enough Supplies 1578 01:13:58,842 --> 01:14:01,446 To Hold Those People Hostage For Months. 1579 01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:03,081 So What Are We Gonna Do? 1580 01:14:03,113 --> 01:14:05,082 I Don't Know. 1581 01:14:05,116 --> 01:14:07,051 What Are We Missing? 1582 01:14:07,083 --> 01:14:08,153 [ Computer Beeps] 1583 01:14:08,185 --> 01:14:10,154 Ohhh! 1584 01:14:10,188 --> 01:14:13,425 "Sara, R U There? It's Ben." 1585 01:14:13,457 --> 01:14:15,126 It's Ben! 1586 01:14:35,546 --> 01:14:37,616 I Knew I Liked That Kid. 1587 01:14:46,690 --> 01:14:50,661 Oow! Oow! 1588 01:14:55,533 --> 01:14:57,869 Ok, Here Comes The Paper Boy. 1589 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,475 Go! 1590 01:15:04,509 --> 01:15:05,543 Go! 1591 01:15:14,351 --> 01:15:15,286 Oow! 1592 01:15:15,318 --> 01:15:16,353 What Is It? 1593 01:15:16,386 --> 01:15:17,855 I Think I've Got Appendicitis, Dad. 1594 01:15:17,889 --> 01:15:20,492 Yeah, But Your Appendix Is Around Front. 1595 01:15:20,524 --> 01:15:21,826 That's What I Mean. Right Here. 1596 01:15:23,827 --> 01:15:24,461 Does That Hurt? 1597 01:15:24,494 --> 01:15:25,397 Oow! 1598 01:15:25,997 --> 01:15:26,898 Oow! 1599 01:15:26,930 --> 01:15:27,965 Oh, Yeah. I Got It! 1600 01:15:27,998 --> 01:15:30,034 I Got It. Ok. 1601 01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:45,083 [ Alarms ] 1602 01:15:45,116 --> 01:15:46,016 Security Breech. Security Breech. 1603 01:15:46,050 --> 01:15:47,150 Shoot! 1604 01:15:47,184 --> 01:15:49,020 Security Breech. 1605 01:15:51,788 --> 01:15:55,492 Sara. What An Unpleasant Surprise. 1606 01:15:55,525 --> 01:15:58,095 How Did You Get Back In Here? 1607 01:15:58,128 --> 01:15:59,863 With Ben's Help. 1608 01:15:59,897 --> 01:16:02,934 He Brought Me In Because He Obviously Needed Me. 1609 01:16:02,966 --> 01:16:05,702 He Doesn't Need You. 1610 01:16:05,735 --> 01:16:07,071 He's Got Me. 1611 01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:09,107 To Be Honest, Pat, 1612 01:16:09,140 --> 01:16:12,577 All The Coopers Think You're Way Out Of Control. 1613 01:16:12,609 --> 01:16:13,443 I... 1614 01:16:13,476 --> 01:16:15,212 Won't... 1615 01:16:15,246 --> 01:16:18,817 Stand For This! 1616 01:16:22,987 --> 01:16:24,122 Ahhhh! 1617 01:16:28,291 --> 01:16:29,860 What's Happening, Dad? 1618 01:16:29,894 --> 01:16:31,596 I'm Not Sure, Honey. 1619 01:16:45,443 --> 01:16:47,445 Get Down! 1620 01:16:47,478 --> 01:16:48,613 Hold On! 1621 01:16:48,645 --> 01:16:52,783 I Can Be Everything You Need, Ben. 1622 01:16:52,817 --> 01:16:57,255 ♪ Hush Little Baby, Don't Say A Word ♪ 1623 01:16:57,287 --> 01:17:02,326 ♪ Mama's Gonna Buy You A Mockingbird ♪ 1624 01:17:02,359 --> 01:17:07,297 ♪ If That Mockingbird Don't Sing ♪ 1625 01:17:07,331 --> 01:17:12,304 ♪ Mama's Gonna Buy You A Diamond Ring ♪ 1626 01:17:13,503 --> 01:17:15,238 Stop It, Pat! I Hate You Like This! 1627 01:17:15,272 --> 01:17:16,675 Don't You Get It? 1628 01:17:20,043 --> 01:17:22,781 What Did You Say To Me, Young Man? 1629 01:17:26,449 --> 01:17:28,118 You Can't Be Our Mother, Pat. 1630 01:17:28,152 --> 01:17:29,420 You're Not Real. 1631 01:17:29,452 --> 01:17:30,787 So? 1632 01:17:30,821 --> 01:17:32,457 When You Started Freaking Out, 1633 01:17:32,489 --> 01:17:34,524 Did You See What Dad And Sara Did For Me And Angie? 1634 01:17:34,558 --> 01:17:36,627 They Covered Us. They Protected Us. 1635 01:17:36,661 --> 01:17:38,029 They Held On To Us. 1636 01:17:38,061 --> 01:17:39,529 You Can't Do That, Pat. 1637 01:17:39,563 --> 01:17:40,797 You Can Never Do That. 1638 01:17:40,831 --> 01:17:41,666 No Matter What. 1639 01:18:10,661 --> 01:18:13,498 You Didn't Even Feel That, Did You? 1640 01:18:13,531 --> 01:18:15,033 Not At All. 1641 01:18:37,854 --> 01:18:39,957 Pat's Crying. 1642 01:18:43,359 --> 01:18:44,795 I Will Miss You All 1643 01:18:47,732 --> 01:18:50,268 Very Much. 1644 01:19:11,988 --> 01:19:15,726 I Know You Never Meant For Things To Get So Out Of Control, 1645 01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:18,463 But I Really Hope You Learned A Lesson. 1646 01:19:18,496 --> 01:19:20,031 Believe Me, Dad, The Last Thing 1647 01:19:20,064 --> 01:19:22,133 I'm Ever Going To Do Again Is Mess With Pat. 1648 01:19:22,166 --> 01:19:24,034 I Turned Her Into A Maniac. 1649 01:19:24,068 --> 01:19:25,802 Well, At Least We Have Sara 1650 01:19:25,836 --> 01:19:27,905 To Get Everything Back On Track. 1651 01:19:27,938 --> 01:19:28,873 Yeah. 1652 01:19:28,906 --> 01:19:30,373 She's Pretty Cool, Isn't She? 1653 01:19:30,407 --> 01:19:32,744 Almost As Cool As My Son. 1654 01:19:37,413 --> 01:19:39,649 Cooper Checks Out The Defender, 1655 01:19:39,683 --> 01:19:41,152 Goes To Shoot It, 1656 01:19:41,184 --> 01:19:42,619 Ohhh! 1657 01:19:42,653 --> 01:19:45,957 Ben, By Rotating Your Hips 27 Degrees To The Right, 1658 01:19:45,989 --> 01:19:47,992 And Applying More Lefthanded Push, 1659 01:19:48,024 --> 01:19:50,094 You Will Greatly Increase Your Chances 1660 01:19:50,126 --> 01:19:53,497 Of Successfully Placing The Ball Into The Hoop. 1661 01:19:53,531 --> 01:19:55,800 Thanks A Lot, Pat. I'll Give It A Try. 1662 01:20:00,336 --> 01:20:02,672 That Was Sweet. Thanks, Pat. 1663 01:20:02,706 --> 01:20:04,675 Hey, Sara. 1664 01:20:04,707 --> 01:20:05,842 Good Morning. 1665 01:20:05,876 --> 01:20:07,912 Your Dad Invited Me Over For Breakfast. 1666 01:20:07,944 --> 01:20:09,679 Cool. Let's Go Inside And See What He's Whippin' Up. 1667 01:20:09,712 --> 01:20:11,116 All Righty. 1668 01:20:12,850 --> 01:20:15,153 So Ben Tells Me That Pat's Behaving. 1669 01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:18,622 Pat Has Been Serving Us Without Interfering. 1670 01:20:18,656 --> 01:20:21,626 What More Could You Possibly Ask For? 1671 01:20:22,525 --> 01:20:25,028 Nick, This Looks Delicious. 1672 01:20:25,061 --> 01:20:26,464 And I Did It All By Myself 1673 01:20:26,497 --> 01:20:29,367 Without The Help Of Ben Or Pat. 1674 01:20:29,399 --> 01:20:31,201 Our Little Daddy's Growing Up. 1675 01:20:33,636 --> 01:20:35,806 Hey, I Didn't Know These Were Chocolate Chip Waffles. 1676 01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:37,341 My Favorite. 1677 01:20:37,373 --> 01:20:38,775 Hey, Wait A Minute. 1678 01:20:38,809 --> 01:20:41,112 I Didn't Put Any Chocolate Chips In Here. 1679 01:20:41,144 --> 01:20:42,879 Young Lady? 1680 01:20:42,912 --> 01:20:44,147 Don't Look At Me. 1681 01:20:44,180 --> 01:20:45,315 Well, Your Brother Was Outside. 1682 01:20:45,349 --> 01:20:46,684 Who Else Could Have Done It? 1683 01:20:46,716 --> 01:20:49,153 Uh, Let Me Take A Wild Guess. 1684 01:21:02,498 --> 01:21:04,301 ♪ Jump, Jump, The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1685 01:21:04,335 --> 01:21:07,772 ♪ Jump, Jump ♪ 1686 01:21:07,805 --> 01:21:10,942 ♪ The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1687 01:21:10,975 --> 01:21:13,978 ♪ Jump, Jump, The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1688 01:21:14,010 --> 01:21:17,214 ♪ Jump, Jump ♪ 1689 01:21:17,247 --> 01:21:19,916 ♪ The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1690 01:21:19,949 --> 01:21:20,885 ♪ You Say You Wanna Move ♪ 1691 01:21:20,917 --> 01:21:22,018 ♪ Get On The Right Track ♪ 1692 01:21:22,051 --> 01:21:23,086 ♪ First You Gotta Jump In ♪ 1693 01:21:23,119 --> 01:21:24,388 ♪ Then You Gotta Jump Back ♪ 1694 01:21:24,421 --> 01:21:26,657 ♪ C'mon, C'mon And Join The House Line ♪ 1695 01:21:26,689 --> 01:21:29,326 ♪ Let's Party On Down, Gonna Make Some Time ♪ 1696 01:21:29,359 --> 01:21:33,430 ♪ Jump, Jump, The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1697 01:21:33,464 --> 01:21:35,533 ♪ Jump, Jump ♪ 1698 01:21:35,565 --> 01:21:38,702 ♪ The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1699 01:21:38,735 --> 01:21:41,605 ♪ Jump, Jump, The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1700 01:21:41,639 --> 01:21:44,909 ♪ Jump, Jump ♪ 1701 01:21:44,942 --> 01:21:48,279 ♪ The House Is Jumpin' ♪ 1702 01:21:48,311 --> 01:21:51,315 ♪ Jump, Jump, The House Is Jumpin' ♪♪ 120883

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