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(sam)cheers is filmed beforea live studio audience.
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hey, woody.
i'll have a nice,
tall iced tea.
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yeah, in just a second,
dr. crane.
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i gotta take
a couple of aspirin.
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i got a splitting
headache.
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you know,
there's a school of thought
that suggests
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that all physical pain,
headache, earache,
stomachache, what have you...
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a headache.
pay attention.
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thank you.
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anyway, these people say
that those pains are
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merely physical manifestations
of some deeper trauma,
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either psychological,
emotional, or spiritual.
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see, suppose you just relax
and try to remember
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the very thing
you were thinking
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when the headache
first started.
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then we may be able
to get to the root
of the problem.
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all right. well,
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i was, uh,
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i was standing here,
and i was thinking about
how when i was a little kid,
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i was the only kid
in my town who
didn't have a bicycle.
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ok, go with that.
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i mean, all the other kids
had one. why not me?
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excellent. continue.
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and then i bent down
real fast to pick up
a napkin and--
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[thudding]
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[sighing]
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i hit my head again!
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so what do you think
it is, dr. crane?
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� making your wayin the world today �
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� takes everythingyou've got �
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� taking a breakfrom all your worries �
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� sure would help a lot
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� wouldn't you liketo get away �
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� sometimes you want to go
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� where everybodyknows your name �
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� and they're alwaysglad you came �
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� you wanna bewhere you can see �
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� our troublesare all the same �
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� you wanna bewhere everybodyknows your name �
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� you wanna gowhere people know �
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� people are all the same
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� you wanna gowhere everybodyknows your name �
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(carla)last week on cheers...
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now all we
really know is that
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robin is using
my--my secret password
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to break into my corporation's
confidential files.
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and from the date on these,
well, it looks like he's been
doing it since...
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well, since the day after
we first slept together.
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so all i think we can really
conclude from this is that
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i am too stupid to live!
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rebecca. my darling.
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what are you doing?
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i'm turning you in.
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you used me.
and don't try to deny it
because i've got proof.
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robin, i'm a human being
and i deserve to be treated
like one.
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well, it's about time
i stood up
and did what was right.
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goodbye, robin.
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rebecca.
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will you marry me?
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ok.
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no, whoa, whoa, wait.
excuse me, excuse me.
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but, it's-- it's not
rebecca's fault.
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it's not her.
it--it's robin colcord
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who planned this whole
hostile takeover thing.
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i mean, she called this
meeting to warn you.
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it's not her fault.
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do you have any evidence
to back it up?
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yeah, you bet i do.
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you want evidence?
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look at this.
if this doesn't clear
rebecca's good name,
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i don't know
what will, huh?
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i mean, look at it.
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[people chattering]
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hey, wood,
you see the paper?
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no. i don't read
the paper anymore.
it's too depressing.
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many people feel
that way, woody.
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yeah, i mean, uh, lucy's
always pulling the football
away from charlie brown.
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the lockhorns
are always fighting.
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henry still doesn't
have a mouth.
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woody, woody.
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front page.
look who got indicted
for insider trading.
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wow.
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that guy looks exactly
like robin colcord.
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whoa! he even has
the same name.
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hey, let's kid him about it
when he comes in, huh?
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woody, this is obviously
the same robin colcord
that we all know.
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well, then it'll be
even funnier.
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well, it's always good
to see justice done.
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but i--i have to tell you,
i hate to think
of the poor man in prison.
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those wretched places
are filled with
the worst degenerates
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and most worthless dirty scum
ever on this planet.
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frasier,
why would you say that?
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well, i was
a prison counselor.
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you know, very often,
i was their only friend.
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so what do you suppose
will happen to mr. colcord?
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well, i suppose he'll get
the full measure of the law.
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you see,
this country is sick and tired
of these corporate raiders
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that have plundered
our economy.
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the days of junk bonds
and wall street deals
are behind us.
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although i--i do hear
there's some good
penny stocks out there.
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say, you know,
i think i'll give
my broker a call.
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good morning, everyone.
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well, mr. colcord,
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what a surprise.
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i hate to bring up
a sensitive subject,
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but shouldn't you be
receiving love letters
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from a certain
one-eared gentleman
named turk about now?
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excuse me?
oh, you're referring
to my arrest, uh...
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robin is out on bail,
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and it looks like
he'll probably get off.
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he has a clean record,
and this is his first offense,
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and i think the judge
will be very lenient with him.
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oh, i must run.
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i've got a meeting
with counsel to discuss
my defense strategy.
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can't let you be
the bride of a convict, hmm?
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if he goes to jail,
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he'll be the bride
of a convict.
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the social life
of those people is shocking.
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bye-bye, sweetie.
everything is gonna
turn out fine.
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that's the way
we'll be kissing
on visiting day
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for the next 20 years.
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i thought you were so sure
he was gettin' off.
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are you kidding?
he'll fry.
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street lamps will dim.
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rebecca,
they do not fry people
for insider trading.
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but what if they do, norm?
what if they do?
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i mean, i love that man,
and i'm just about ready
to lose him.
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have you ever thought
what it would be like to be
without vera for 20 years?
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oh, my god.
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you see?
you'd miss vera.
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oh, i thought you said beer.
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oh, hey, rebecca.
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there you are.
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you heard
they got him,
huh, sam?
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yeah.
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yeah, i really feel
terrible about that.
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i--i want you to understand--
i don't know
what happened.
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i thought that,
and i really feel
ashamed to say this,
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but i thought
that you ratted on robin.
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but then i realized
you would never do anything
that indecent,
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and i know that no matter
how much you hate robin,
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you would never jeopardize
my happiness like that.
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oh, boy, uh, you really
know me better
than i know myself.
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well, i'm gonna go
freshen up.
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every time i cry like this
i get all red and swollen
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and puffy and raw.
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and that's just your ankles.
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goodbye.
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poor kid.
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just when it looks like
things are gonna
work out for her,
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like she's gonna finally
achieve her life's dream,
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her--her heart gets broken,
and her whole life
is shattered yet again.
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yup. you can just about
set your watch by it.
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mr. malone, i'm glad
i caught up with you.
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the board of directors
is anxious to reward you
for saving our corporation.
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(cliff)
savin' the corporation?
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uh, yeah, uh...
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well, thanks.
why don't you just, uh, send
me a calendar or something?
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oh, no, no, no.
sam, you're being
much too modest.
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we know you've been
trying to buy back this bar
for some time now,
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and we've decided
that, as a token
of our gratitude,
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the least we can do
is sell it to you
at a reduced price.
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you're kidding.
how much?
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$1.
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take it
or leave it.
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this bar?
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i--i give you $1,
and--and this bar is mine?
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that's right, mr. malone.
no catch.
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i can't believe this.
this bar is mine, and all
i have to do is give you--
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oh, shoot, shoot, shoot!
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hey, give me $1, huh?
i'm tapped out.
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anybody.
w-woody, give me $1, man.
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now, you already
owe me $1, sam.
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come on.
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sam, i got a quarter.
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oh, hey, hey, sammy,
here--here's a dime.
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here, here,
here's 4 bits.
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great.
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i, uh, ok, i--i got,
uh, 85 cents here.
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hmm, i'll take it.
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all right!
hey, guys,
i low-balled him.
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there's the title deed,
mr. malone.
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[exclaiming]
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sammy, what's going on?
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i just bought the bar back.
sammy's got the bar back!
what?
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[all cheering]
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(all chanting)
sammy's got the bar back!
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sammy's got the bar back!
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sammy's got the bar back!
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sammy's got the bar back!
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sammy's got the bar back!
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sammy's got the bar back!
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sammy's got the bar back!
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sammy's got the bar back!
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sammy's got the bar back!
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shut up!
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some of us might be depressed.
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hey, sam got
the bar back, miss howe
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what?
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goodbye, mr. malone.
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yeah, thanks very much.
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well, it's the least
we can do for the man
who gave us colcord.
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you turned robin in!
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you are a dead man, buddy!
you are a dead man!
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(all chanting)
sammy is a dead man!
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sammy is a dead man!
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sammy is a dead man!
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sammy is a dead man!
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my bar.
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it's my bar.
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my bar.
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my glasses, my tables.
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[gasping]
my, my.
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sammy,
i am so proud of you.
yeah!
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[laughing]
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hey, hey. i know
how we should celebrate.
yeah?
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why don't you just take me
right on top of the bar
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like you did
in the old days.
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i never did that.
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then who was that guy?
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oh, that was
the manager of the bar
where i worked before this.
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hey, can anybody give me
a ride to the broken spoke?
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hey, guys, guys, huh?
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remember this, huh?
all right.
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(all)
hey.
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yeah, you've been gone
too long, big guy.
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[exclaiming]
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well, somehow,
everything feels all right
with this world tonight.
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yup, it's only been
a few hours, cliffie,
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but the air smells fresher,
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stool's a little
more comfortable,
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and the beer tastes better.
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ok, guys.
closing time. beat it.
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i don't know if i like
the new owner, though.
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come on, norm,
i'll give you a ride.
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(frasier)
well,
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warmest congratulations, sam.
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you know, it's always
heartening to see a man
realize his dream.
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especially poignant
when he realizes
such a pathetic dream.
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thanks, man.
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oh, i only joke with you,
sam, because i love you.
242
00:11:21,963 --> 00:11:23,464
well, i didn't know
you were joking.
243
00:11:23,531 --> 00:11:25,466
[sobbing]
oh, i didn't know
i loved you.
244
00:11:27,986 --> 00:11:29,954
uh, fellas, fellas,
245
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,423
you want-- you want
to give frasier
a ride home here?
246
00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:34,258
[sobbing]
i love you all, i...
247
00:11:35,527 --> 00:11:37,695
well, it's all right
for a man to cry, you know.
248
00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:38,829
(norm)
you're sitting in the back
249
00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:40,164
with the windows open,
frasier.
250
00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:45,469
(carla)
sammy?
yeah?
251
00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:49,539
woody and i are so happy
to be working for you again.
252
00:11:49,607 --> 00:11:50,841
and we're not
the only ones.
253
00:11:50,909 --> 00:11:52,477
[cackling]
yeah?
254
00:11:52,544 --> 00:11:54,212
hey-hey, dave!
255
00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:57,047
i missed you, sammy.
256
00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:02,170
yeah, i missed you, too, dave.
257
00:12:02,237 --> 00:12:04,155
[laughing]
actually, that was me, sam.
258
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:09,109
yeah, i know, woody,
i know.
259
00:12:10,778 --> 00:12:12,330
sam, uh...
260
00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:15,165
i'd like to, uh, apologize
for my earlier outburst there.
261
00:12:15,233 --> 00:12:17,418
i guess i just got
a little over-emotional.
262
00:12:18,587 --> 00:12:19,854
dave!
263
00:12:21,322 --> 00:12:22,806
[sobbing]
is that dave?
264
00:12:24,693 --> 00:12:28,012
dave is back.
i love you, dave.
265
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,580
come on.
you're riding on the hood.
266
00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:30,648
come on.
267
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,989
hey, sam,
is it really all right
for a man to cry?
268
00:12:38,056 --> 00:12:39,356
absolutely not, man.
269
00:12:39,424 --> 00:12:40,725
i didn't think so.
no.
270
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:46,631
i'm leaving now.
don't anybody look at me
or talk to me.
271
00:12:46,698 --> 00:12:49,100
hey, well, no, i can't let you
walk out like this--
272
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:52,003
hey, wait, listen to me.
i only turned him in
273
00:12:52,070 --> 00:12:55,155
because i thought that
they were gonna go after you.
274
00:12:55,224 --> 00:12:56,490
you're right.
275
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,225
i should listen
to your side of the story.
276
00:12:58,293 --> 00:12:59,727
yeah, all right, all right.
it's about time.
277
00:12:59,795 --> 00:13:01,629
would you stop it?
hey, hey, hey.
278
00:13:01,696 --> 00:13:03,196
let go of me!
i wanna get out of here!
279
00:13:03,264 --> 00:13:05,599
i just took my stuff
from your office,
and now i'm leaving.
280
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:08,268
miss howe,
you're leaving for good?
281
00:13:08,336 --> 00:13:10,504
i mean, i guess i should have
realized that you would,
282
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,907
but now that
you actually are...
283
00:13:12,974 --> 00:13:14,508
[sobbing]
i'm gonna miss you.
284
00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:18,379
don't those push pins
belong to the bar?
285
00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:24,518
woody, woody, woody,
it's all right, man. don't--
286
00:13:24,585 --> 00:13:28,372
yeah, whoa. now what?
these index cards?
and these staples?
287
00:13:28,439 --> 00:13:29,790
woody, she's upset.
288
00:13:29,858 --> 00:13:32,243
well, she's taking
all our stuff, sam.
this is even our box.
289
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:33,860
woody,
shut up, will ya?
290
00:13:33,928 --> 00:13:36,297
oh, this my sweater!
woody, shut up! come on!
291
00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:38,983
you just take
your own damn stuff.
292
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:42,202
i don't wanna be reminded
of this stupid place anyway.
293
00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:44,621
oh, wait, miss howe,
this isn't my sweater.
294
00:13:44,689 --> 00:13:46,090
but if you don't want it...
295
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,376
come here.
296
00:13:49,444 --> 00:13:51,345
listen, i can't let you
walk out like this.
297
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,713
y-you got to
forgive me.
please.
298
00:13:53,781 --> 00:13:55,816
all right, i forgive you.
i wish you well.
299
00:13:55,883 --> 00:13:57,017
goodbye.
300
00:13:57,085 --> 00:13:58,752
and i hope you're happy
with your crummy bar
301
00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:01,155
and your stupid friends,
and your trampy waitress.
302
00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:07,694
goodbye, carla.
it was nice working with you.
303
00:14:07,762 --> 00:14:08,862
you, too.
304
00:14:09,697 --> 00:14:11,198
i'd just like to say,
305
00:14:11,265 --> 00:14:14,218
that men have treated me
like dirt all my life.
306
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,503
so?
307
00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:17,554
i just like to say that.
keeps me humble.
308
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:20,007
thank you, carla.
309
00:14:20,809 --> 00:14:22,376
where you gonna go, hmm?
310
00:14:22,443 --> 00:14:24,945
wherever robin is.
311
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,365
i'm starting
a new chapter in my life.
312
00:14:27,432 --> 00:14:30,034
the mrs. robin colcord years.
313
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,403
goodbye, sam.
314
00:14:35,223 --> 00:14:38,109
agent munson, f.b.i.
315
00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:39,727
do any of you have
any knowledge
316
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:43,030
of the whereabouts
of a mr. robin colcord?
317
00:14:43,097 --> 00:14:44,365
why? what's the matter?
318
00:14:44,432 --> 00:14:47,234
we have reason to believe
he's jumped bail
and left the country.
319
00:14:47,302 --> 00:14:48,753
well, why would you
think that?
320
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:51,222
well, it seems,
he's destroyed
his personal files,
321
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,124
wired all his money
to switzerland,
322
00:14:53,191 --> 00:14:56,093
and flown his private jet
out of american air space.
323
00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:57,628
ok, rebecca,
now it's your turn.
324
00:14:57,695 --> 00:14:59,146
repeat after me.
325
00:14:59,214 --> 00:15:01,682
men have treated me
like dirt all my life.
326
00:15:05,119 --> 00:15:06,820
oh, honey--
oh, don't "oh, honey" me.
327
00:15:06,888 --> 00:15:08,389
i don't need an "oh, honey."
328
00:15:08,456 --> 00:15:10,758
this doesn't prove anything.
329
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:13,493
i think robin's
been framed.
330
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:17,648
hey, miss howe,
a fax just came in
for you from mr. colcord.
331
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:21,151
so, have any of you seen
colcord in the last 24 hours?
332
00:15:21,219 --> 00:15:23,337
look, i'm not gonna
say a word.
333
00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:25,105
you could tie me
to a hard chair
334
00:15:25,173 --> 00:15:27,441
and work me over
under hot lights all day.
335
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:28,993
we wouldn't do that.
336
00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:30,110
well, you could.
337
00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:35,149
especially him.
338
00:15:40,972 --> 00:15:42,573
oh, my god.
339
00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:43,941
what's it say?
340
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,244
it says, um...
341
00:15:47,312 --> 00:15:50,314
"dear, rebecca,
goodbye forever. robin."
342
00:15:51,516 --> 00:15:53,050
what does that mean, sam?
343
00:15:57,072 --> 00:15:58,321
well,
344
00:15:58,389 --> 00:16:00,357
"dear, rebecca," that's you.
345
00:16:00,424 --> 00:16:01,341
no.
346
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,297
i know what it means,
but, i mean,
what does it mean?
347
00:16:07,365 --> 00:16:11,385
does it mean that he left me,
and you were right all along,
and he was just using me?
348
00:16:11,452 --> 00:16:12,737
i'm sorry.
349
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:15,573
i can't believe it.
350
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,675
i can't believe it.
351
00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:19,960
i can't believe it.
352
00:16:20,328 --> 00:16:21,778
anything we can do?
353
00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:23,680
[sobbing]
no.
354
00:16:26,717 --> 00:16:29,719
you just go ahead and leave,
and--and i'll lock up.
355
00:16:29,787 --> 00:16:31,288
i'm just gonna...
356
00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:34,241
you know, cry it out.
357
00:16:44,202 --> 00:16:47,104
so, how's rebecca
doing this morning?
358
00:16:47,171 --> 00:16:49,673
i don't know.
let's go ask her.
359
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:55,713
[sobbing]
360
00:16:58,916 --> 00:17:01,017
she looks better.
361
00:17:01,085 --> 00:17:03,554
uh, what the hey, cliffie.
she's a survivor, huh?
362
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:05,088
shoot some stick?
363
00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:11,428
honey, you ok?
364
00:17:11,496 --> 00:17:12,680
yeah.
365
00:17:12,747 --> 00:17:14,348
[gasping]
i'm fine.
366
00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:18,001
may i have
another glass of water?
367
00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:20,654
i'm starting
to dehydrate again.
368
00:17:23,358 --> 00:17:25,659
you're gonna have to
snap out of this, sweetheart.
369
00:17:25,726 --> 00:17:29,095
why? i don't have
anything to live for.
370
00:17:29,164 --> 00:17:33,133
oh, come on.
you got plenty
to live for.
371
00:17:33,201 --> 00:17:36,436
hey, what do you think,
you're the only person
who's ever been dumped?
372
00:17:36,504 --> 00:17:38,021
look at sam.
373
00:17:38,089 --> 00:17:41,608
he was in this
horrible relationship
with this woman for years,
374
00:17:41,676 --> 00:17:44,111
and it ended up
she ditched him
at the altar.
375
00:17:44,179 --> 00:17:45,829
what did he do?
376
00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:47,214
look, he took
all his money,
377
00:17:47,281 --> 00:17:49,516
he bought a boat,
he sank it,
378
00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:52,753
then he had to
grovel around here
for tips for 3 years.
379
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,873
but look at him now.
he got his bar back.
380
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,542
and all he had to do
was turn in your boyfriend.
381
00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:00,927
[sobbing]
382
00:18:00,995 --> 00:18:04,047
oh, forget it, man.
there's no cheering her up.
383
00:18:06,117 --> 00:18:07,450
come on, sweetheart.
384
00:18:07,518 --> 00:18:09,286
you're a beautiful,
bright woman.
385
00:18:09,353 --> 00:18:11,405
you got a great career.
386
00:18:11,573 --> 00:18:13,774
oh, there's a letter
for you, miss howe.
387
00:18:13,841 --> 00:18:15,692
why don't you just
go ahead and read it, woody?
388
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:19,547
it's probably just
another letter from robin
telling me to get lost.
389
00:18:19,614 --> 00:18:22,583
uh, no.
it's from the corporation.
you're fired.
390
00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:24,117
[sobbing]
i'm fired!
391
00:18:24,185 --> 00:18:25,885
i'm fired!
392
00:18:25,953 --> 00:18:27,421
oh, god!
393
00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:34,211
god, they're blaming me
for this whole thing
with robin.
394
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,281
well, actually it says here
they never much cared
for your work.
395
00:18:38,483 --> 00:18:40,250
woody, don't.
396
00:18:40,318 --> 00:18:41,485
come on,
what does this matter?
397
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:44,354
listen, this is sammy
talking to you.
398
00:18:44,422 --> 00:18:47,124
as long as i got a bar,
you--you got a place to work.
399
00:18:47,191 --> 00:18:51,528
no, i don't think
i could go back
to managing this bar.
400
00:18:51,596 --> 00:18:53,146
oh, and i don't--
i wouldn't want you to.
401
00:18:53,214 --> 00:18:56,066
no, i--i was thinking
more of you being a waitress.
402
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:57,684
a waitress?
403
00:18:57,752 --> 00:18:59,570
yeah.
carla could train you.
404
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,104
[cackling]
405
00:19:02,256 --> 00:19:03,440
[sobbing]
406
00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:06,443
boy, you know,
you're right.
407
00:19:06,511 --> 00:19:08,278
there's no
cheering her up at all.
408
00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:15,653
so he asked me to marry him,
409
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,288
obviously
meant nothing to him.
410
00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:21,391
he hops on his jet
and leaves me here to rot.
411
00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:22,760
can i have my drink?
412
00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:25,729
you know,
you men are all alike.
413
00:19:33,804 --> 00:19:35,689
yeah, so where was i?
414
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,826
uh, you were engaged
to one of the richest men
in the world.
415
00:19:38,893 --> 00:19:40,227
can i just have my check?
416
00:19:40,294 --> 00:19:41,461
are you a man?
417
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,497
sure.
418
00:19:48,386 --> 00:19:51,789
woody, i'm gonna need
some more drinks.
what kind?
419
00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:53,840
doesn't make any difference.
420
00:19:53,908 --> 00:19:55,993
rebecca, can i speak to you
for a minute, please?
421
00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,461
what is it, sam?
is it my break time?
422
00:19:57,795 --> 00:19:59,579
i wanna know
why you're driving
everybody out of here.
423
00:19:59,647 --> 00:20:01,815
why--why are you
attacking all the men?
424
00:20:01,883 --> 00:20:03,083
because they are evil slime.
425
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:05,619
oh, come on.
not all men are evil slime.
426
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:07,554
oh, yeah, sure.
you would defend them.
427
00:20:11,092 --> 00:20:14,761
carla, will you please
take over for rebecca?
428
00:20:14,829 --> 00:20:16,346
what's the matter
with that waitress?
429
00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:18,381
she keeps throwing drinks
in people's face.
430
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,150
well, she's heartbroken.
431
00:20:20,217 --> 00:20:22,719
her boyfriend
left her, and--
432
00:20:22,787 --> 00:20:24,354
and she's feeling
a little bitter.
433
00:20:24,372 --> 00:20:25,556
here you go.
434
00:20:33,314 --> 00:20:35,015
then what's her problem?
435
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,316
she's just mean.
436
00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:46,844
look, i know
you are going through
a hard time here,
437
00:20:46,911 --> 00:20:50,531
but, you know,
there comes a point
when you have to face reality.
438
00:20:50,598 --> 00:20:52,299
i do not have to
listen to you.
439
00:20:52,367 --> 00:20:54,451
oh, would you
cut that out?
440
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:55,886
what? what are you
gonna do, fire me?
441
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:57,821
no, wait, wait, wait.
i got a better idea.
442
00:20:57,889 --> 00:20:59,823
tell me you love me,
ask me to marry you,
443
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,525
skip the country,
and then fire me.
444
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,960
hey, stop it!
445
00:21:03,027 --> 00:21:05,762
i am not robin!
i'm not doing
those things to you.
446
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:08,799
you know something?
i'm sick of getting kicked
in the teeth
447
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:10,233
because someone else
dumped you.
448
00:21:10,301 --> 00:21:11,635
well, i am sick
of getting dumped.
449
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,871
i'm sick of you
getting dumped.
450
00:21:13,938 --> 00:21:15,405
you know somethin'?
451
00:21:15,473 --> 00:21:17,273
you know what i'm
really sick of?
your own face!
452
00:21:17,341 --> 00:21:21,044
no, i'm sick of you--
i'm sick of you
getting angry at me
453
00:21:21,112 --> 00:21:22,779
when all i'm trying to do
is help you.
454
00:21:22,847 --> 00:21:24,381
well, you can't help me.
455
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,834
i'm beyond help.
456
00:21:27,902 --> 00:21:31,371
you can't help somebody
who's done everything wrong
since the day she was born.
457
00:21:31,439 --> 00:21:33,173
oh, stop it, will you?
458
00:21:33,241 --> 00:21:35,025
what have i done right?
459
00:21:35,092 --> 00:21:36,860
well...
460
00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:39,179
you got excellent taste
in clothes.
461
00:21:39,247 --> 00:21:41,231
what?
this old thing?
462
00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:42,499
well, yeah.
463
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:44,101
but everything else.
464
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:45,502
i've been wrong about men,
465
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,270
i've been wrong
about my career.
466
00:21:47,338 --> 00:21:50,140
you know, if i'd just done
everything the opposite
of the way i did it,
467
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:52,576
i probably would've had
a very happy life.
468
00:21:52,643 --> 00:21:54,928
well, what's that
supposed to mean?
469
00:21:54,996 --> 00:21:56,546
[sighs]
470
00:21:56,614 --> 00:21:59,483
it means that
i really loved robin,
471
00:22:01,018 --> 00:22:02,452
and he ran off.
472
00:22:04,555 --> 00:22:08,224
and the man i've been
pushing away all these years,
473
00:22:08,292 --> 00:22:10,494
is right here
caring for me,
474
00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:14,230
giving me a shoulder
to cry on.
475
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,133
god.
476
00:22:17,201 --> 00:22:18,802
life is so weird.
477
00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:20,169
[sniffs]
478
00:22:20,237 --> 00:22:21,522
sam, kiss me.
479
00:22:25,092 --> 00:22:26,309
[gasping]
listen,
480
00:22:26,377 --> 00:22:28,095
i think
this is wrong, honey.
481
00:22:28,163 --> 00:22:30,497
i said wrong is
what i do best.
482
00:22:34,802 --> 00:22:36,637
i just--
483
00:22:36,704 --> 00:22:38,839
i just don't want us
to do anything here
that you're gonna regret.
484
00:22:38,906 --> 00:22:40,173
that's all.
485
00:22:40,241 --> 00:22:41,541
fine, fine.
486
00:22:41,609 --> 00:22:42,809
maybe you're right.
487
00:22:43,744 --> 00:22:44,577
[panting]
488
00:22:53,687 --> 00:22:55,305
is rebecca in her office?
489
00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:57,408
i thought you ditched her
and skipped the country.
490
00:22:57,475 --> 00:22:58,975
i did, but i've come back.
491
00:22:59,043 --> 00:23:01,111
i finally realized
what rebecca means to me.
492
00:23:01,178 --> 00:23:03,414
what use is my money
or my freedom
493
00:23:03,481 --> 00:23:05,248
if i don't have
the woman i love?
494
00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,452
rebecca!
495
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,353
i'm back!
496
00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:11,922
(robin)
oh, my god!
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