Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,770
(sam)
cheers is filmed beforea live studio audience.
2
00:00:04,837 --> 00:00:07,689
good afternoon, everyone.
have i missed anything?
3
00:00:07,756 --> 00:00:11,325
uh, well, we're just having
a little bit of spring
training debate over here.
4
00:00:11,393 --> 00:00:12,861
mmm.
who do you, uh,
5
00:00:12,928 --> 00:00:14,762
who do you pick
for the pennant
this year, huh?
6
00:00:14,830 --> 00:00:17,298
well, if that's not
the most loaded question
i've ever heard.
7
00:00:17,366 --> 00:00:20,401
uh, who are you
all going with,
uh, boston, perchance?
8
00:00:20,470 --> 00:00:22,604
uh, as coincidence
would have it, yeah.
9
00:00:22,672 --> 00:00:24,773
you know, we go through
the same charade
every year.
10
00:00:24,841 --> 00:00:26,975
colored by your
hometown chauvinism,
11
00:00:27,042 --> 00:00:29,344
you throw statistics
and feasibility to the wind
12
00:00:29,411 --> 00:00:30,645
and predict boston,
13
00:00:30,713 --> 00:00:32,080
and you're usually wrong.
14
00:00:32,147 --> 00:00:34,282
well, i'm going out
on a limb this year.
15
00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:38,036
i'm going to be
the only one to pick
the new york yankees.
16
00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:40,838
you're not the only one
to pick the yankees, frase.
17
00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,058
i'm not?
(carla)
no. steve picked them, too.
18
00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:45,310
hey, woody,
is steve back there
with you?
19
00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,460
(woody)
you bet, carla.
20
00:00:46,529 --> 00:00:50,231
[steve exclaiming
in muffled voice]
21
00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:54,202
(frasier)
you didn't let me finish.
22
00:00:54,270 --> 00:00:56,103
you see,
i--i picked the yankees
to lose, you see?
23
00:00:56,171 --> 00:00:57,272
i, uh,
24
00:00:58,006 --> 00:00:59,307
i love the red sox.
25
00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,209
don't hurt me, please.
26
00:01:07,366 --> 00:01:09,450
� sometimes you want to go
27
00:01:09,518 --> 00:01:12,753
� where everybodyknows your name �
28
00:01:15,123 --> 00:01:18,226
� and they're alwaysglad you came �
29
00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:22,096
� you wanna bewhere you can see �
30
00:01:22,164 --> 00:01:24,799
� our troublesare all the same �
31
00:01:24,866 --> 00:01:28,803
� you wanna gowhere everybodyknows your name �
32
00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:49,757
hey, everybody.
33
00:01:49,825 --> 00:01:52,026
oh, sam,
you're just the guy
i've been lookin' for.
34
00:01:52,094 --> 00:01:53,011
why is that, woody?
35
00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:54,496
'cause you weren't here.
36
00:01:58,133 --> 00:01:59,401
check this out, sam.
37
00:02:00,302 --> 00:02:02,437
it's a promise ring
for kelly.
38
00:02:02,505 --> 00:02:03,888
by givin' her
this ring,
39
00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:05,824
i'm makin' a deep
and solemn promise
40
00:02:05,891 --> 00:02:08,726
that someday
i'm gonna give her
an engagement ring.
41
00:02:08,794 --> 00:02:11,446
that's beautiful, man.
that's beautiful.
42
00:02:11,513 --> 00:02:13,431
i've given a lot of those
to women.
43
00:02:13,499 --> 00:02:15,433
of course,
uh, in my case,
44
00:02:15,501 --> 00:02:17,118
it was a deep
and solemn promise
45
00:02:17,186 --> 00:02:18,686
that their backs
will arch.
46
00:02:22,691 --> 00:02:24,609
so, uh, woodworth,
47
00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:28,446
why the, uh, sudden jump
on the old bullet train
to commitmentville, huh?
48
00:02:28,514 --> 00:02:30,498
well, um,
kelly's leavin' tomorrow.
49
00:02:30,566 --> 00:02:32,033
her dad's sendin' her
to europe
50
00:02:32,101 --> 00:02:33,735
to study for a year.
51
00:02:33,802 --> 00:02:35,970
i wanna give her this ring
so she won't forget me.
52
00:02:37,072 --> 00:02:38,906
god, a whole year.
53
00:02:38,974 --> 00:02:41,309
i'm gonna be
one lost and lonely soul.
54
00:02:41,377 --> 00:02:42,444
mmm.
55
00:02:42,511 --> 00:02:43,612
[laughing]
56
00:02:43,679 --> 00:02:46,748
"bullet train
to commitmentville."
57
00:02:46,815 --> 00:02:49,383
you crack me up,
mr. clavin.
58
00:02:49,451 --> 00:02:51,503
thank you, woody.
59
00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:55,206
woody, you can't believe
that your beloved kelly
would actually forget you.
60
00:02:55,273 --> 00:02:57,842
well, i love kelly
and all, dr. crane,
61
00:02:57,909 --> 00:03:00,378
but you gotta admit,
she's no rocket scientist.
62
00:03:02,064 --> 00:03:05,150
yeah. i sympathize, woody.
63
00:03:05,217 --> 00:03:09,720
i once, uh, experienced
a painful separation myself.
64
00:03:09,788 --> 00:03:12,790
a woman i cared
very, very deeply about
left me.
65
00:03:12,858 --> 00:03:13,958
oh, yeah.
66
00:03:14,026 --> 00:03:15,760
your mom moved
to florida.
67
00:03:18,764 --> 00:03:19,764
she's right.
68
00:03:22,234 --> 00:03:24,836
i think i'm gonna go
and give that little cutie
a call right now.
69
00:03:27,623 --> 00:03:29,341
wow.
70
00:03:29,408 --> 00:03:31,643
kelly going to study
in europe.
71
00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:33,144
well, it'll be tough
on you, woody,
72
00:03:33,211 --> 00:03:35,196
but, boy,
what an opportunity
for her.
73
00:03:35,263 --> 00:03:36,714
yeah.
you're right,
miss howe.
74
00:03:36,782 --> 00:03:38,500
you know,
and if i know her father,
75
00:03:38,567 --> 00:03:40,251
she's not gonna
have to do it
like i did.
76
00:03:40,319 --> 00:03:43,822
backpacking,
hanging out
in seedy youth hostels,
77
00:03:43,889 --> 00:03:46,323
hitching rides
with sleazy locals
78
00:03:46,391 --> 00:03:48,560
who use
their inability
to speak english
79
00:03:48,627 --> 00:03:51,328
as an excuse
to give you directions
on your sweater.
80
00:03:52,448 --> 00:03:54,532
that sweet
little kelly girl
81
00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,902
will get everything
handed to her
on a silver platter.
82
00:03:57,970 --> 00:04:00,138
i hope she chokes
on europe.
83
00:04:03,325 --> 00:04:05,309
well, miss howe
shouldn't be mad
at kelly.
84
00:04:05,377 --> 00:04:07,278
i mean,
it's her dad's idea.
85
00:04:07,345 --> 00:04:09,280
he's just
sendin' her away
to hurt me.
86
00:04:09,347 --> 00:04:12,183
oh, come on, woody.
probably doesn't have anything
to do with you.
87
00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:14,786
he probably just wants
to prove to his friends
88
00:04:14,853 --> 00:04:18,322
that he's rich enough
to send his daughter
to a fancy school in europe.
89
00:04:18,390 --> 00:04:19,908
has it occurred
to anyone
90
00:04:19,975 --> 00:04:22,761
that kelly might just want
the best education
money can buy?
91
00:04:22,828 --> 00:04:24,312
well, that could be,
dr. crane,
92
00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:25,947
but i think
he's sendin' her
to europe
93
00:04:26,014 --> 00:04:27,565
to get her away from me.
94
00:04:27,633 --> 00:04:28,883
why do you think that?
95
00:04:28,951 --> 00:04:30,351
because he told me so.
96
00:04:34,106 --> 00:04:35,539
afternoon, everybody.
97
00:04:35,607 --> 00:04:37,091
(all)
norm!
98
00:04:37,159 --> 00:04:39,093
nice cold beer
coming up,
mr. peterson.
99
00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:42,080
you mean, nice cold beer
going down mr. peterson.
100
00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:44,115
wait a minute.
not so fast.
101
00:04:44,182 --> 00:04:46,818
what?
it's time for us
to pick our designated driver
102
00:04:46,885 --> 00:04:48,286
for the night.
[norm groaning]
103
00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:50,354
ok, you all
know the rules.
104
00:04:50,422 --> 00:04:52,841
write your names down
on a slip of paper.
105
00:04:52,908 --> 00:04:56,778
uh, you know, i understand
you can, uh, tell a lot
about a person
106
00:04:56,845 --> 00:04:58,245
by analyzing
their signature.
107
00:04:58,313 --> 00:05:00,031
you ever-- you ever,
uh, get into that, doc?
108
00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:01,365
oh, come on.
109
00:05:01,433 --> 00:05:02,801
i'm a trained psychiatrist,
110
00:05:02,868 --> 00:05:05,069
not some fortune-teller
in a cheap carnival tent.
111
00:05:05,137 --> 00:05:06,520
yeah, well,
that's too bad.
112
00:05:06,588 --> 00:05:09,824
i always, uh, wondered
what my signature
said about me.
113
00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:10,892
mother of god!
114
00:05:12,928 --> 00:05:13,928
what?
115
00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:20,201
and the lucky loser is...
116
00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:25,123
yeesh!
117
00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:26,390
cliff clavin.
118
00:05:28,043 --> 00:05:29,677
you all get
to ride shotgun
119
00:05:29,745 --> 00:05:31,512
in a brand-new
postal vehicle.
120
00:05:32,848 --> 00:05:33,881
oh, great.
121
00:05:33,949 --> 00:05:35,250
we'll all have a ride,
122
00:05:35,317 --> 00:05:37,118
but we'll all go
to the wrong address.
123
00:05:39,805 --> 00:05:41,405
that better be
the beer talking.
124
00:05:43,825 --> 00:05:46,244
well, cliffie,
i guess that's just
the luck of the draw, huh?
125
00:05:46,378 --> 00:05:47,962
speaking of draw,
sammy--
wait a minute,
126
00:05:48,029 --> 00:05:49,063
what's this?
what?
127
00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:51,583
what? give me that.
no! wait a minute.
128
00:05:51,650 --> 00:05:53,818
this says "norm peterson."
129
00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:56,771
[all groaning]
hey, wait a minute!
130
00:05:56,838 --> 00:05:58,939
you didn't put this
in the hat!
131
00:05:59,007 --> 00:06:00,524
oh, it's supposed to go
in the hat?
132
00:06:00,592 --> 00:06:01,693
[all groaning]
133
00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,261
come on.
134
00:06:03,328 --> 00:06:04,562
look, how many times
have you done this?
135
00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:06,865
well, i'm embarrassed to say
this is my very first time.
136
00:06:06,932 --> 00:06:08,733
this is the first time
you cheated?
137
00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:11,736
oh, i thought you meant
getting caught.
138
00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:15,406
all right.
thanks to your good buddy,
norm peterson,
139
00:06:15,474 --> 00:06:18,142
the first drawing
is null and void.
140
00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:19,293
ok, everybody.
141
00:06:19,361 --> 00:06:21,562
once again,
names in the hat.
142
00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:22,613
(carla)
come on.
143
00:06:22,681 --> 00:06:24,699
i'm watching you, peterson.
144
00:06:24,766 --> 00:06:26,184
don't watch me,
carla.
145
00:06:26,252 --> 00:06:27,801
what, you think
i like it?
146
00:06:33,709 --> 00:06:34,709
all right.
147
00:06:36,311 --> 00:06:37,845
and the lucky loser is...
148
00:06:39,681 --> 00:06:41,315
norm peterson.
149
00:06:41,383 --> 00:06:43,083
[all exclaiming]
well, well, well.
150
00:06:43,151 --> 00:06:46,187
great. great.
first time i enter
this damn thing.
151
00:06:46,254 --> 00:06:48,022
you couldn't pick
"norm peterson"
152
00:06:48,090 --> 00:06:50,224
or "norm peterson"?
153
00:06:50,292 --> 00:06:52,660
[mumbling]
154
00:06:52,728 --> 00:06:55,296
well, "frasier crane."
at least one person
here is honest.
155
00:06:55,364 --> 00:06:57,014
i beg your pardon.
i wrote "norm peterson."
156
00:07:01,019 --> 00:07:02,553
i guess you're right.
i wrote that.
157
00:07:06,658 --> 00:07:08,292
hi, woody.
158
00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,179
oh, hey, kelly.
i didn't expect
to see you here.
159
00:07:11,247 --> 00:07:14,082
oh, woody, i'm leaving
for europe first thing
in the morning,
160
00:07:14,149 --> 00:07:17,385
and i wanted to spend
every single free minute
of the time i have left
161
00:07:17,452 --> 00:07:18,686
with you.
162
00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,287
that's a great idea.
163
00:07:20,355 --> 00:07:22,673
but first,
i have to get my hair done.
164
00:07:22,741 --> 00:07:24,542
oh, then i have to get
my shots,
165
00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,877
and i have to buy
a new bathing suit.
166
00:07:26,945 --> 00:07:29,413
oh, and i haven't even
started packing.
167
00:07:29,481 --> 00:07:31,015
so what are you saying,
kelly?
168
00:07:31,533 --> 00:07:32,684
i guess, bye.
169
00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:38,206
well, at least we had
this time together.
170
00:07:38,290 --> 00:07:41,125
oh, listen, before you go,
there's somethin' i want
to give you.
171
00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:43,811
this
172
00:07:45,347 --> 00:07:47,014
is a promise ring.
173
00:07:47,082 --> 00:07:48,348
by giving you
this ring,
174
00:07:48,416 --> 00:07:50,201
i'm makin' a promise
that someday
175
00:07:50,268 --> 00:07:52,720
i'm gonna be giving you
an engagement ring.
176
00:07:52,788 --> 00:07:55,807
oh, woody,
that's beautiful.
177
00:07:55,874 --> 00:07:58,109
yeah, well, it's been
in my family for years.
178
00:07:58,177 --> 00:08:00,060
my dad gave it
to some chick on guam.
179
00:08:03,832 --> 00:08:06,417
that--that was
before he met my mom.
180
00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:08,836
oh. woody, i'll never
take it off.
181
00:08:08,903 --> 00:08:10,171
yeah.
182
00:08:10,238 --> 00:08:12,940
but why are you
giving this to me right now?
183
00:08:13,008 --> 00:08:14,825
oh, well,
i'm on a break right now.
184
00:08:16,978 --> 00:08:18,996
not since myrna loy
and william powell
185
00:08:19,064 --> 00:08:20,998
have i heard
such a rich collection
of witticisms
186
00:08:21,066 --> 00:08:22,767
exchanged
in such a pithy manner.
187
00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:25,569
was that, that, uh,
drunk couple
188
00:08:25,637 --> 00:08:27,555
who was always fighting
in the pool room there?
189
00:08:27,557 --> 00:08:28,806
no. those were the lunts.
190
00:08:30,759 --> 00:08:32,259
well, i'm--i'm givin' this
to you
191
00:08:32,327 --> 00:08:33,761
because you're gonna be
in europe,
192
00:08:33,829 --> 00:08:36,731
and you're gonna be meetin'
all those rich dukes
and earls
193
00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:39,133
and counts and basies
and stuff, you know.
194
00:08:41,336 --> 00:08:43,303
woody, you have nothing
to worry about.
195
00:08:43,371 --> 00:08:44,471
i love you.
196
00:08:44,539 --> 00:08:45,940
[chuckling]
197
00:08:46,008 --> 00:08:48,192
and besides,
i'll probably be so busy
with my studies
198
00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:50,544
that i won't have time
for anything else.
199
00:08:50,612 --> 00:08:52,646
really?
wh-what are you studying?
200
00:08:53,098 --> 00:08:55,416
french, economics,
201
00:08:55,483 --> 00:08:57,484
and nude male
figure drawing.
202
00:09:01,373 --> 00:09:03,056
well,
that ought to keep you
real busy.
203
00:09:04,893 --> 00:09:07,111
yo, peterson.
i need a ride.
204
00:09:08,647 --> 00:09:10,130
what, you going home
already?
205
00:09:10,198 --> 00:09:12,199
no, down to the corner
so i can buy a pack of gum.
206
00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:14,518
gum?
207
00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,953
norm.
(norm)
what?
208
00:09:16,021 --> 00:09:20,157
this is your duty.
now finish your shirley temple
and drive him.
209
00:09:20,225 --> 00:09:23,027
all right, all right.
i'll drive you
to get some gum.
210
00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:25,113
hey, i know,
after we get the gum,
211
00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:28,015
why don't i take you
on a tour
of the freedom trail?
212
00:09:28,082 --> 00:09:29,417
can we pick up
my kid?
213
00:09:29,484 --> 00:09:30,584
i was joking.
214
00:09:30,652 --> 00:09:31,985
he'll be heartbroken.
215
00:09:34,773 --> 00:09:36,406
well, woody,
216
00:09:36,474 --> 00:09:39,243
i kind of wish i didn't
have to go all the way
to europe right now,
217
00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:40,878
what with us getting
so close and everything.
218
00:09:40,946 --> 00:09:42,012
mmm.
219
00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,814
daddy really
wants me to go, and,
220
00:09:43,882 --> 00:09:45,116
well, you know how he is.
221
00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:47,918
do i ever.
222
00:09:47,986 --> 00:09:49,503
what's that
supposed to mean?
223
00:09:50,805 --> 00:09:53,107
nothing. i--i just know
how he is.
224
00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,410
what do you mean
by "is"?
225
00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:58,212
well, he can be
sort of...
226
00:09:58,914 --> 00:10:00,715
you know.
227
00:10:00,782 --> 00:10:02,599
what do you mean
by "you know"?
228
00:10:03,785 --> 00:10:05,202
same thing as "is."
229
00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:08,773
hey.
230
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,891
are you putting down daddy?
231
00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:12,927
i'm not putting down
daddy.
232
00:10:12,995 --> 00:10:14,762
don't call him "daddy."
233
00:10:14,829 --> 00:10:17,515
he's not your daddy,
he's my daddy.
234
00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:19,216
well, it's a good thing,
235
00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:21,018
because my daddy
doesn't treat me
like a baby.
236
00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:22,003
[exclaiming]
237
00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:24,505
woody boyd,
what an awful thing to say.
238
00:10:25,607 --> 00:10:28,292
i'm sorry, kelly.
i take it back.
239
00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,694
well, you can
take this back, too.
240
00:10:30,762 --> 00:10:32,596
i can't take this back.
241
00:10:32,664 --> 00:10:33,697
i don't even
have a receipt.
242
00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:39,303
well, then, i guess
you'll just have to find
the person who has it
243
00:10:39,371 --> 00:10:40,505
and give it back to them,
244
00:10:40,572 --> 00:10:42,540
so they can return it
and get credit.
245
00:10:44,576 --> 00:10:46,159
what's that
supposed to mean?
246
00:10:46,227 --> 00:10:47,511
you know what it means.
247
00:10:47,579 --> 00:10:48,679
no, really.
what does it mean?
248
00:10:48,747 --> 00:10:50,981
stop it, woody.
you can't make up now.
249
00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:54,769
no, really. can anybody
tell me what it means?
250
00:11:03,779 --> 00:11:04,996
evening, everybody.
251
00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:07,097
(all)
norm!
252
00:11:07,165 --> 00:11:08,366
what are you knowin' there,
norm?
253
00:11:08,433 --> 00:11:10,601
how to sit, how to drink.
254
00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:11,769
wanna quiz me?
255
00:11:12,837 --> 00:11:13,988
here you go,
big fella.
256
00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:16,157
sorry.
257
00:11:17,776 --> 00:11:19,226
no suds tonight, norm.
258
00:11:19,294 --> 00:11:22,096
you are still
our designated driver,
remember?
259
00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:24,515
i know that.
you know that.
260
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,851
did you have to call
every bar in town
and tell them?
261
00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:30,755
hey, norm,
can i get a lift home?
262
00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,175
all right.
263
00:11:34,242 --> 00:11:37,795
hey, woody, you gonna
have to get your mind off
your problems with kelly.
264
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,897
is it that obvious, sam?
265
00:11:39,964 --> 00:11:41,398
well, you're peeling
your thumb.
266
00:11:43,051 --> 00:11:45,620
thank god you told me
before i put it
in someone's drink.
267
00:11:49,157 --> 00:11:51,092
i just can't
think straight, sam.
268
00:11:51,159 --> 00:11:53,094
i've really blown it
with kelly.
269
00:11:53,161 --> 00:11:54,595
now she's gonna go off
270
00:11:54,663 --> 00:11:56,563
and marry one of those
worldly european guys
for sure.
271
00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,849
woody, nothing like that's
gonna happen.
272
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,067
really, miss howe?
273
00:12:00,134 --> 00:12:01,535
no, woody.
274
00:12:01,603 --> 00:12:03,404
those wealthy
european royals
are not good enough
275
00:12:03,471 --> 00:12:05,790
for princess button-nose
and her daddy.
276
00:12:07,592 --> 00:12:10,361
so, becks,
what's this thing you have
against rich people?
277
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:13,597
i mean, you're dating
a rich guy, and you want
to be rich yourself, right?
278
00:12:13,665 --> 00:12:15,216
yes.
279
00:12:15,284 --> 00:12:18,269
and when i am rich,
i will stop hating
rich people,
280
00:12:18,336 --> 00:12:19,736
and start hating
poor people.
281
00:12:20,772 --> 00:12:21,872
it's the american way.
282
00:12:29,481 --> 00:12:31,014
i can't believe it's over.
283
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,716
i can't believe
she's leavin' me.
284
00:12:32,784 --> 00:12:34,818
oh, come on.
what are you
talking like that for?
285
00:12:34,886 --> 00:12:37,071
you gonna give up
after one little spat?
286
00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:39,256
what else can i do?
287
00:12:39,324 --> 00:12:42,126
well, you--you can
run to her,
hold her in your arms,
288
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,460
and tell her
that you love her.
289
00:12:43,528 --> 00:12:45,696
come on, man.
290
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:47,748
that's a great idea.
yeah.
291
00:12:47,816 --> 00:12:49,500
yeah, that's exactly
what i'm gonna do.
292
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:51,836
(woody)
see you guys later.
where are you going, wood?
293
00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:53,620
sam wants me to elope.
294
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:56,706
no!
295
00:13:02,998 --> 00:13:05,249
woody, woody,
i didn't say anything
about eloping.
296
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:08,052
i didn't mean that.
i just meant you should
go over to her place
297
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,420
and maybe make out
a little bit.
298
00:13:10,488 --> 00:13:12,990
well, yeah.
and to do that,
we gotta get married, right?
299
00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:14,224
kids today.
300
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,378
woody--
excuse me.
i'll handle this.
301
00:13:17,446 --> 00:13:19,964
woody, listen to me.
302
00:13:20,031 --> 00:13:23,834
i once was deeply in love
with a boy that my parents
did not approve of,
303
00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:27,037
and i thought
about eloping.
304
00:13:27,105 --> 00:13:29,907
but fortunately,
i came to my senses.
305
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,109
i mean, can you imagine
what would have
happened to me
306
00:13:32,177 --> 00:13:33,661
if i had married him?
307
00:13:33,728 --> 00:13:35,379
yeah, maybe
you'd be happy now,
308
00:13:35,446 --> 00:13:37,982
instead of whining
and being dumped on
your whole life.
309
00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:42,886
go get her, woody.
310
00:13:42,954 --> 00:13:44,138
no, no, no, no, no!
311
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:46,540
woody, woody, come on.
stop, here, kid.
312
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:47,841
think a little bit.
313
00:13:47,909 --> 00:13:50,094
no, sam.
that's all i've done
my whole life,
314
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,079
is think, think, think.
315
00:13:52,147 --> 00:13:54,315
there comes a time
when you gotta
stop thinking.
316
00:13:54,382 --> 00:13:56,984
you taught me that, sam.
317
00:13:56,986 --> 00:14:00,004
well, i--i just want you
to be sure, man.
that's all.
318
00:14:00,071 --> 00:14:02,673
sam, i am sure.
i love kelly.
319
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,025
i'm willing
to risk everything
320
00:14:04,092 --> 00:14:06,444
to make her
mrs. woodrow tiberius boyd.
321
00:14:08,179 --> 00:14:10,114
tiberius?
322
00:14:10,181 --> 00:14:12,149
you never told us
that was your middle name.
323
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,269
yeah, right.
i never told kelly, either.
324
00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:17,505
maybe i'd better
just forget
this whole thing.
325
00:14:17,572 --> 00:14:18,689
(sam)
hey.
326
00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:21,342
hey, bro, come on.
no, no, no,
wait a minute.
327
00:14:21,409 --> 00:14:22,976
now, i-i-i've accepted
the fact
328
00:14:23,044 --> 00:14:25,145
that her middle name
is susan.
329
00:14:27,765 --> 00:14:29,650
i'm gonna go for it.
330
00:14:29,684 --> 00:14:33,203
oh, hey, sam,
would you come with me?
331
00:14:33,271 --> 00:14:35,139
i mean, you're kind of
like a big brother to me,
332
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,274
and i don't think
i could take a big step
like this
333
00:14:37,342 --> 00:14:38,909
without you there
to support me.
334
00:14:38,977 --> 00:14:41,628
ah. well, thanks, woody.
i'm--i'm very touched.
335
00:14:41,696 --> 00:14:42,929
yeah.
336
00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:44,898
i need someone strong
to hold the ladder.
337
00:14:46,234 --> 00:14:47,567
thanks, woody.
i'm very touched.
338
00:14:52,991 --> 00:14:54,474
[speaking quietly]
that's not her room,
either.
339
00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:56,176
well, what took you
so long up there?
340
00:14:56,244 --> 00:14:58,145
ghostbusters was on t.v.
341
00:14:58,213 --> 00:14:59,780
i love that movie.
oh, yeah.
342
00:14:59,848 --> 00:15:01,882
it's criminal
the way it got snubbed
by the oscars that year.
343
00:15:01,950 --> 00:15:04,018
yeah, it still
ticks me off.
344
00:15:04,085 --> 00:15:05,352
let's try
over here.
345
00:15:12,927 --> 00:15:14,078
evening, everybody.
346
00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:14,979
norm!
347
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,301
guess i drove
everyone else home, huh?
348
00:15:21,369 --> 00:15:22,703
that's right.
349
00:15:22,771 --> 00:15:25,039
you know, norm,
i'm proud of you.
350
00:15:25,106 --> 00:15:26,941
i rode you pretty hard
for cheating,
351
00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:28,592
but you really came through.
352
00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:29,910
[sighing]
well, thank you.
353
00:15:29,978 --> 00:15:31,345
now can i have a beer?
354
00:15:31,679 --> 00:15:32,796
nope, we're closed.
355
00:15:36,617 --> 00:15:40,687
all right.
i guess i deserved that,
cheatin' the way i did.
356
00:15:40,755 --> 00:15:43,790
tonight actually turned out
to be a pretty
rewarding experience.
357
00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:45,225
what are you
telling me,
358
00:15:45,293 --> 00:15:47,061
you liked cartin' those guys
all over town?
359
00:15:47,128 --> 00:15:48,695
no, i didn't cart 'em
all over town.
360
00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:50,697
i just dropped them all off
at your place.
361
00:15:53,234 --> 00:15:54,401
great.
362
00:15:54,469 --> 00:15:57,371
i finally get my kids
to stop rolling drunks,
363
00:15:57,439 --> 00:16:00,240
and now you have to go
and put temptation
in their path.
364
00:16:00,308 --> 00:16:01,608
i am telling you,
365
00:16:01,676 --> 00:16:03,910
it is impossible
to raise a family
in the '90s.
366
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,467
ok.
367
00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:11,602
something cold and german,
perhaps?
368
00:16:18,109 --> 00:16:19,409
[whispering]
good news, woody.
369
00:16:19,477 --> 00:16:21,244
[whispering]
all right. you finally
found kelly's bedroom?
370
00:16:21,312 --> 00:16:23,697
no, i just met
the cutest little
chambermaid.
371
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,949
she was makin' popcorn.
you want some?
372
00:16:26,017 --> 00:16:27,417
sam, how can you think
of popcorn
373
00:16:27,485 --> 00:16:29,486
when my life and happiness
are at stake?
374
00:16:29,554 --> 00:16:30,620
it's cheddar.
375
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,156
ooh, gimme.
376
00:16:32,223 --> 00:16:33,256
thank you.
377
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,899
(sam)
ouch!
oh, sorry, sam.
378
00:16:44,435 --> 00:16:47,037
yeah. this is
kelly's room,
all right, sam.
379
00:16:47,105 --> 00:16:48,972
[gargling]
how can you tell?
380
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,240
that's her gargle.
381
00:16:57,666 --> 00:17:00,484
woody, sam,
what are you doing here?
382
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:03,254
kelly, i wanna
marry you.
383
00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:04,822
i wanna elope with you
right now.
384
00:17:04,889 --> 00:17:06,439
you mean everything
in the world to me,
385
00:17:06,507 --> 00:17:08,208
and nothin' is
gonna stop me--
386
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:12,162
hey, you do have
over 1,000 barbie dolls.
387
00:17:13,864 --> 00:17:15,415
i thought you were
just braggin'.
388
00:17:17,085 --> 00:17:19,987
woody, i just can't
run off and marry you
at the drop of a hat.
389
00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:22,656
boy, this is
a great little comb.
390
00:17:22,724 --> 00:17:25,926
teeth aren't too wide,
nice flexibility,
good heft.
391
00:17:25,994 --> 00:17:28,328
i've been looking
for one of these
for my eyebrows.
392
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,199
that one's for blondes.
393
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:33,617
for--
394
00:17:33,684 --> 00:17:35,552
[chuckling]
jeez, you are rich.
395
00:17:37,972 --> 00:17:39,823
you know,
it--it's not right
for you to be here.
396
00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:41,775
you shouldn't even be
seeing me like this.
397
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,043
i'm not decent.
398
00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:44,678
well, it's all right, kelly.
i didn't look.
399
00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:47,030
yeah, i did, sam.
400
00:17:50,818 --> 00:17:52,186
kelly, i wanna
say somethin'.
401
00:17:53,888 --> 00:17:55,155
i'm not just gonna
stand still
402
00:17:55,223 --> 00:17:57,324
while you run off
to europe.
403
00:17:57,392 --> 00:17:58,458
i love you, kelly,
404
00:17:58,526 --> 00:18:01,461
and i wanna make you
mrs. woodrow tiberius boyd.
405
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:03,848
tiberius?
406
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,350
susan!
407
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:09,803
hey, hey, hey, whoa.
kids, kids, calm down!
408
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:13,407
why is everybody
making such a big fuss
about their middle name?
409
00:18:13,475 --> 00:18:14,891
what's yours, sam?
hey, shut up.
410
00:18:17,044 --> 00:18:18,746
the point--
sit down here.
411
00:18:18,813 --> 00:18:22,216
the point is
that you should be sharing
with each other how you feel.
412
00:18:22,283 --> 00:18:23,683
names don't matter.
413
00:18:23,752 --> 00:18:26,019
i'm not saying that
you should get married, but--
414
00:18:26,087 --> 00:18:30,157
no, no. let's get married.
oh, that'll be a blast.
415
00:18:30,225 --> 00:18:32,226
well, whether
you get married or not,
416
00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:34,561
what's important is
to share how you feel.
417
00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:37,397
how you feel about him,
how he feels about you.
418
00:18:37,465 --> 00:18:39,166
woody, i know
he's your friend and all--
419
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:40,451
beat it, sam.
420
00:18:45,373 --> 00:18:48,775
boy, g.i. joe should
come here on leave someday.
421
00:18:56,517 --> 00:18:58,619
kelly, you mean everything
in the world to me.
422
00:18:58,686 --> 00:19:01,321
and i want you to know
that someday
i'm gonna give you back
423
00:19:01,389 --> 00:19:03,957
everything you've given up
by marrying me.
424
00:19:04,024 --> 00:19:07,377
oh, woody,
i don't need
all those things.
425
00:19:07,445 --> 00:19:11,798
i'd live in a cold-water flat
in the seediest part of town
to be with you.
426
00:19:11,866 --> 00:19:14,401
then have i got
a surprise honeymoon suite
for you.
427
00:19:15,303 --> 00:19:16,636
well, let's go.
428
00:19:16,704 --> 00:19:18,138
look, i'm all packed
for europe,
429
00:19:18,205 --> 00:19:20,674
so all i have to do
is take out my passport
and voltage changer,
430
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,075
and we're all set.
431
00:19:22,143 --> 00:19:23,477
(mr. gaines)
kelly. kelly, dear.
432
00:19:23,544 --> 00:19:24,628
oh, no.
433
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:27,064
woody, quick.
in the closet.
434
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,934
(woody)
wow.
435
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:32,135
what are all these
barbie legs doing here?
436
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:33,687
sometimes i get mad.
437
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,477
[knocking on door]
438
00:19:40,545 --> 00:19:41,578
come in, daddy.
439
00:19:44,398 --> 00:19:46,784
ah, honey.
440
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:49,436
so, my little kelly-belle
is leaving me.
441
00:19:49,504 --> 00:19:50,888
[chuckling]
leaving you?
442
00:19:51,005 --> 00:19:52,706
why do you say that, daddy?
443
00:19:52,773 --> 00:19:53,974
i'm not going away.
444
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,625
well, you're going off
to europe.
445
00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:57,127
oh, there.
446
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:59,529
yeah, well,
i don't think of that
as away.
447
00:20:02,717 --> 00:20:04,518
look at you now.
448
00:20:04,586 --> 00:20:07,104
all grown-up
and beautiful.
449
00:20:07,171 --> 00:20:10,107
i can't help but think
of a little,
towheaded butterball
450
00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:11,909
taking her first steps.
451
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,677
now i'm sending you off
to see the world.
452
00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:18,916
and if,
when you come back,
453
00:20:18,983 --> 00:20:20,383
you still want to be
with woody,
454
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,369
well, that'll be fine
with me,
455
00:20:22,436 --> 00:20:25,122
'cause i'll know
you're making
a grown-up decision.
456
00:20:26,324 --> 00:20:28,359
but no matter how
grown-up you get,
457
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:32,145
you'll always
be my only kelly,
458
00:20:32,463 --> 00:20:34,248
and i'll always be
your only daddy
459
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,350
till the day i die.
460
00:20:37,718 --> 00:20:39,019
oh.
[chuckling]
461
00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:43,957
sweet dreams,
sweetheart.
462
00:20:52,817 --> 00:20:53,967
[door closing]
463
00:20:54,034 --> 00:20:55,535
ok, woody! let's go!
464
00:20:58,072 --> 00:20:59,439
woody?
465
00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:01,007
[crying]
i can't do it!
466
00:21:03,878 --> 00:21:06,145
god,
he's your only daddy!
467
00:21:06,213 --> 00:21:07,848
i'm just some guy
with a ladder!
468
00:21:10,651 --> 00:21:13,219
but, woody,
what about us?
469
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:16,256
i can't take away
his little butter-headed
towball.
470
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,643
i think you should go
to europe.
471
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:22,930
are you sure, woody?
472
00:21:22,997 --> 00:21:25,849
as sure as corn chiggers
in august.
473
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,851
well, if--if that's
what you want, woody,
474
00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,020
then i'll--i'll go
to europe.
475
00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:33,724
but how will i know
you'll still be here for me
when i get back?
476
00:21:35,226 --> 00:21:37,060
well, how 'bout this?
477
00:21:39,230 --> 00:21:41,865
we could get
secretly engaged.
478
00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:45,035
oh, yes, woody.
that's a wonderful idea.
479
00:21:45,102 --> 00:21:46,853
i-it'll be our special secret.
480
00:21:46,921 --> 00:21:49,322
i'll be in europe,
and you'll be here,
481
00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:52,409
and we'll have
an unspoken bond
across the ocean.
482
00:21:52,476 --> 00:21:54,778
oh, that sounds swell.
483
00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:56,479
so you won't date
any other guys
484
00:21:56,547 --> 00:21:58,215
while you're
in europe?
485
00:21:58,282 --> 00:22:00,133
well, woody,
if i don't date
any other guys,
486
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,836
then people might suspect
that i'm secretly engaged.
487
00:22:05,589 --> 00:22:07,457
yeah, that's right, yeah.
488
00:22:07,525 --> 00:22:09,792
so i'll have to do
the same thing
back here in the states.
489
00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:11,561
except, of course,
i'll date women.
490
00:22:13,481 --> 00:22:14,764
right, woody.
491
00:22:14,832 --> 00:22:15,899
yeah.
492
00:22:17,018 --> 00:22:18,752
now wait a minute. you're--
493
00:22:18,819 --> 00:22:20,787
you're not already
secretly engaged
to someone else, are you?
494
00:22:21,488 --> 00:22:22,672
no,
495
00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:24,040
but even if i were,
496
00:22:24,108 --> 00:22:26,242
i couldn't tell you
because it'd be a secret.
497
00:22:27,529 --> 00:22:29,212
boy, i can trust you.
498
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:35,018
and i know that you're gonna
come back to me,
499
00:22:35,086 --> 00:22:38,472
and then we're gonna spend
the rest of our lives
together.
500
00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:41,091
so i just wanna
hold this moment
in my mind.
501
00:22:43,127 --> 00:22:45,295
i just wanna look at you
one last time,
502
00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:47,564
then i'm gonna go.
503
00:22:52,887 --> 00:22:54,772
[thudding]
504
00:22:54,839 --> 00:22:56,790
(woody)
sam? where's the ladder?
505
00:22:58,526 --> 00:22:59,760
sam.
506
00:22:59,827 --> 00:23:01,244
sam?
507
00:23:01,312 --> 00:23:02,896
�[theme from ghostbusters
playing]
508
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:04,397
(man on t.v.)� who you gonna call?
509
00:23:04,465 --> 00:23:05,866
(both)
� ghostbusters!
37669
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof