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(carla)cheers is filmed beforea live studio audience.
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oh, brother.
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these phone bills
are sky high.
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i've got to find a new
long-distance carrier.
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let me see, do i go
with one that charges by
the mile or the time of day?
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well, why don't you
just use the system
that we all use?
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what is it, sprint? m.c.i.?
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no, it's, uh,
cheers' phone.
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really, ma?
that's-- hey, hold on.
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you know, it's 12:00 in tokyo.
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is that yesterday
or tomorrow, ma?
cliff.
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what? i left a quarter.
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so, anyway, sorry.
uh, somebody was talking
to me here.
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sometimes you want to go
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where everybodyknows your name
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and they're alwaysglad you came
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you wanna bewhere you can see
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our troublesare all the same
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you wanna gowhere everybodyknows your name
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whoa!
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what is it, carly?
you look like
a large-mouth bass.
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a very fetching
large-mouth bass.
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sammy's talking
to darryl mead
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of the boston red sox.
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i've been thigh-struck
over that guy for 5 years,
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especially in '88
when he led the league
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in tight-fitting pants.
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boy, to know you're
the best at something.
what an honor.
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go ahead, go after him.
go meet him.
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i would love
his autograph.
yes.
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maybe i can get him
to sign my breast.
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well, that, uh, should
complete the lineup card then.
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shh.
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look, for whatever reason,
i'm really hitting the ball
a ton lately.
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ah, well,
you're not dragging
the bat barrel,
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and you're waiting longer
on the breaking pitch.
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wow, if you say so.
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pleased to meet you.
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maybe i ought
to introduce you.
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uh, darryl, this is
carla lebec.
she's a very big fan.
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up you go.
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there you are.
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um, maybe i should
go get you a beer, huh?
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yeah, why don't you
go to germany
to get one, sammy.
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you seem to know a lot
about baseball, carla,
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you remind me of
my first hitting coach.
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bet i look cuter
in black underwear.
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yeah, but he could probably
spit tobacco farther.
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don't count on it.
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listen, carla, you want
to call me later?
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we can go out
and have some dinner.
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are you kidding?
i'm there.
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oh, wait a minute.
i can't go. damn!
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why not?
you got to work?
no.
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gee, i--i don't want you
to think any less of me,
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but i'm married.
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why should that stop you?
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jeez, you're a pig.
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now, i really wish
i could go out with you.
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[gasping]
just in case.
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i don't know
when a paper cut
felt this good.
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i'll see you, sam.
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and, uh, thanks for
the tips, carla.
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hope i hit
a home run tonight.
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i swear,
if i was single,
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you'd have hit one already.
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this is bad.
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this is real--
i shouldn't have this.
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i should not have this.
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rebecca.
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(rebecca)
uh-huh.
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this paper is my ticket
to eternal damnation.
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so would you do me a favor?
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put it in the safe
and never give it to me.
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no matter what i say,
no matter how much i beg,
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do not give me
this piece of paper.
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ok.
oh, let me make sure
i gave you the right one.
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i told you
never give me this!
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i can't believe this.
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i mean the guy with
the best buns
on the red sox
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asked me to go out
with him,
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and i had to say no.
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man, it's not fair.
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i swear, i get all
the disadvantages of
being married,
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and none of the perks.
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w-- oh, wait,
there are perks?
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she's just talking.
yeah.
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eddie's on the road
with the ice show
for months at a time.
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the money he sends back
is a joke.
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yes, i guess the ice show
craze in america
never really recovered
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from the loss
of frick and frack.
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he's never at home
to help out with the family.
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and all that would be fine,
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if i could just visit him
for a few bed sprints
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once in a while.
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i don't even get that.
come on,
you're being too tough on him.
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[phone ringing]
no, i mean it, really.
he doesn't care
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or pay attention.
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carla, it's for you.
it's some guy
from the ice show.
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case in point, sammy,
i know exactly
what that call is.
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tomorrow is graduation.
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it's the most important
day in anne marie's life.
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or is it serafina?
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uh, one of the older kids.
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anyway,
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eddie's probably
having someone call
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with some lame,
stupid excuse
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why he can't show up.
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all right,
what's his excuse?
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uh-huh.
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uh-huh.
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uh-huh.
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right. well,
these things happen.
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can't go to graduation, huh?
no, he can't.
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what's the excuse?
he's dead.
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huh. that old one.
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what's the problem?
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eddie's dead.
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it was a freak accident
with the ice show.
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happened real sudden.
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they were cleaning the ice
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with that big machine
after the penguin
salsa number.
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one of the penguin's slipped,
fell in front of the machine.
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eddie dived
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just in time,
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pushed the guy out of the way,
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and he never felt a thing.
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honey, i'm sorry.
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i'm so sorry.
yeah.
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oh, looks like
table 5 is ready to order.
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you know, a lot of people
just remember
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eddie as a big, fat,
wobbling penguin
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on the ice show,
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but i bet before that,
he was quite a goalie.
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oh, yes, sam, i remember
that night against
the maple leaves,
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he stopped like
40, 50 shots on goal.
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i mean, counting
the 10 that got past him,
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that's one night's
work, isn't it?
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but you gotta
give the man his due.
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he was one hell
of a penguin, too.
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you know, i wonder
how many of us
would give up our lives
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to save a fellow
human being?
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time to close up.
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oh, we can do that, carla.
no, no, it's my night
to clean and wash.
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carla, let me just
drive you home.
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why? there's nothing
i could do.
i'm going to close up.
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phew.
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you know along the lines
of what dr. crane
was saying before,
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how many of us,
when faced with the loss
of a loved one,
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would stay and close up?
she is something.
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woody, i think
she's still in shock.
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maybe i should take
the initiative
and speak with her.
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how many of us,
when faced with having
to talk with someone
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who's lost a loved one,
would take the initiative--
woody!
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shut up.
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there's my answer.
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carla, different people
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deal with the loss
of a loved one
in different ways.
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as such, your stoic behavior
is--is quite understandable,
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but studies
in human behavior
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tell us that
we need to grieve.
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and until we do
allow ourselves that
emotional release,
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we can never get back
on the course of life.
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you see, some people
hold in their grief
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for literally years
and years,
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and all they accomplish
is to prolong
the grief and the agony,
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casting a pall over
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their own remaining
days on this earth.
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oh! oh, mommy!
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mommy, why you?
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oh! mommy.
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[sobbing]
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[organ music playing]
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so we, the friends
of e. edward lebec,
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silently, each in his own way,
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bid him goodbye,
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[man coughing]
secure in the belief
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that he will live
in eternal peace.
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i think this is
a nice service.
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you've been to a lot
of them, huh, wood?
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what do you mean, sam?
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oh, i just remember
the size of your family
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and all the unfortunate things
that seem to happen to them.
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no, no, no, sam,
you've got that wrong.
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very few of those people
were killed, just maimed.
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i had an uncle
who lived to be 103.
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he had both ears
till he was 101.
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carla.
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carla, it's good to cry.
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it's cleansing.
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try.
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(priest)
at this point of the service,
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i would like mrs. lebec
to kindly step forward.
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[weeping]
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i-i'm sorry. i--i meant
his wife to step forward.
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[both crying]
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i meant his current wife.
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[both crying]
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uh-oh.
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look, lady, i don't know
what you're trying to pull,
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but i am not amused.
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yeah, if you're trying to get
a laugh at a funeral,
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you're going to have
to be a lot funnier than that.
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i am gloria lebec,
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as in eddie lebec.
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who the hell are you?
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i'm carla lebec,
eddie's poor
grieving widow.
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i'm eddie's
poor grieving widow.
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that's impossible.
see this?
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yeah? well, see this?
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yeah? well, see this?
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widows, please.
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now, perhaps we can deal
with this unfortunate
revelation later
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and continue
with the memorial.
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with all due respect,
father, to hell
with that noise.
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eddie's not going anywhere
till i get some answers.
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lady, you've got
a lot of nerve.
me?
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what about you?
i'm his wife!
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i'm his wife!
i'm his wife!
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i'm his wife!
i'm his wife!
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ladies, ladies,
let go of the head!
let go of the head!
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now just,
both of you sit down,
right now,
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and we'll settle this
after the service.
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father.
thank you, son.
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now, as we reflect
on the life of this
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bewildered young man...
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eddie knew exactly
what he was doing.
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2 years ago,
he came to my town
with the ice show.
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and what town would that be,
desperate hag, iowa?
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kenosha, wisconsin.
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that's where
the ice show rehearses.
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all right,
so he had a fling.
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it wasn't a fling.
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pengie and i fell in love.
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lady, what are you looking
to get out of this?
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money? well, forget it.
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what do you think they
paid a washed-up hockey goalie
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who bounced around from
team to team
and league to league,
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'cause he was never
any good in the first place?
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these tributes
are really something,
aren't they?
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i am not going to stand
for that kind of talk
about my husband.
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i told you, he was my husband.
i had twins with eddie.
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so what? so did i.
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yikes!
245
00:12:21,322 --> 00:12:24,741
at least mine
don't give you warts
when you touch 'em.
246
00:12:24,809 --> 00:12:26,644
[all exclaiming]
247
00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:28,929
oh, all right, lady.
248
00:12:28,997 --> 00:12:30,548
you're cruising.
249
00:12:30,615 --> 00:12:32,132
go for it!
250
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,584
[both shrieking]
251
00:12:37,139 --> 00:12:38,773
[both screaming]
252
00:12:43,595 --> 00:12:45,563
[all clamoring]
253
00:12:52,437 --> 00:12:54,054
[people chattering]
254
00:12:54,122 --> 00:12:56,123
hey, woody,
how's that chin of yours?
255
00:12:56,191 --> 00:12:57,291
better.
256
00:12:57,358 --> 00:12:58,926
i'm sorry i slugged you,
woody.
257
00:13:00,962 --> 00:13:04,148
i thought you were one
of those ice people.
258
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,867
but i just can't get over
this eddie thing.
259
00:13:06,935 --> 00:13:08,102
yeah.
260
00:13:08,169 --> 00:13:10,554
i mean, i can understand
going out with
261
00:13:10,622 --> 00:13:13,390
2 babes at one time,
but to actually
be married to both,
262
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:14,759
that's sick.
263
00:13:16,561 --> 00:13:18,079
believe me, sam,
264
00:13:18,146 --> 00:13:20,281
in my profession,
i've learned
that mankind is capable
265
00:13:20,348 --> 00:13:23,150
of all manner
of deviant behavior.
266
00:13:23,218 --> 00:13:25,219
well, of course now that
i have a child to support,
267
00:13:25,287 --> 00:13:27,338
i say keep it coming.
268
00:13:29,908 --> 00:13:31,858
hey, come on,
what are you doing here?
269
00:13:31,926 --> 00:13:33,477
i had to get out
of the house, sam.
270
00:13:33,544 --> 00:13:34,945
walls closing in
on you, huh?
271
00:13:35,013 --> 00:13:37,581
no. too much broken glass
on the floor.
272
00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:39,917
[glass shattering]
sweetheart.
273
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,319
oh, honey, come on.
everything's going to be ok.
274
00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:44,488
it's going to be fine.
it's not going
to be fine, sam,
275
00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:46,223
it's never going
to be fine again.
276
00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,508
nothing in my life
makes sense anymore.
277
00:13:48,576 --> 00:13:50,394
how could this happen?
278
00:13:50,461 --> 00:13:52,280
how could he do this?
279
00:13:52,347 --> 00:13:54,531
how could i not know?
what's wrong with me?
280
00:13:54,599 --> 00:13:55,716
what was wrong with him?
281
00:13:55,784 --> 00:13:58,252
how did he know which pants
were in which house?
282
00:14:04,275 --> 00:14:08,061
how do i know
who he really loved?
283
00:14:08,213 --> 00:14:11,132
i mean, it was different
with nick.
284
00:14:11,199 --> 00:14:13,617
nick was scum with ear hair.
285
00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:18,305
but eddie, i mean,
eddie was good
286
00:14:18,373 --> 00:14:22,843
and the fact that
somebody good loved me
made me feel good.
287
00:14:22,911 --> 00:14:26,013
now, if it turns out
that he wasn't good after all,
does that mean that
288
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,781
all this time
i've been a fool?
289
00:14:28,016 --> 00:14:29,583
i bet he kept his jeans
at your house
290
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:32,253
and his dress slacks
at her place.
291
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,456
carla, as one woman
to another,
292
00:14:35,524 --> 00:14:37,341
you were not a fool.
293
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:39,743
becks, before you start
giving me advice
294
00:14:39,811 --> 00:14:41,595
about love and marriage
295
00:14:41,662 --> 00:14:44,365
and losing the most
important thing in your life,
296
00:14:44,432 --> 00:14:47,217
go out and sleep with a man,
why don't you?
297
00:14:49,504 --> 00:14:51,071
poor kid.
298
00:14:51,139 --> 00:14:53,273
she's still mourning.
299
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:59,163
sit down,
i wanna talk to you.
sammy, i gotta find out,
300
00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:00,665
i gotta find out
who he loved more.
301
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,083
what difference
does it make?
302
00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:04,451
the--the important thing is
when--when he was with you,
303
00:15:04,519 --> 00:15:05,702
he loved you.
304
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:06,987
how do i know that?
305
00:15:07,055 --> 00:15:08,572
[sighs]
well...
306
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,140
all right,
think--think of it--
at least,
307
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:12,409
you know, he--he wasn't just,
you know, fooling around
308
00:15:12,477 --> 00:15:15,512
with another woman.
i mean, he was married to her.
309
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,333
oh.
310
00:15:21,653 --> 00:15:23,888
i wanna talk to you.
yeah?
311
00:15:23,955 --> 00:15:25,422
i wanna scratch you bald,
312
00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:28,325
paint your butt blue,
and mail you to guam.
313
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,063
i'd like to see you try.
314
00:15:33,131 --> 00:15:35,532
yeah, i'd like to
see that too, actually.
315
00:15:38,503 --> 00:15:40,120
it's ok.
316
00:15:40,187 --> 00:15:42,990
i didn't come here
to make trouble.
317
00:15:43,058 --> 00:15:44,575
i just came here
318
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,179
to settle up
a few things.
319
00:15:48,246 --> 00:15:51,081
i was at a little disadvantage
at the funeral.
320
00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:53,483
you had friends
and family around.
321
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:57,121
you had fistfuls of
my hair in your hands.
322
00:15:57,188 --> 00:16:00,090
i do want to set
something straight
with you.
323
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,060
eddie loved me.
324
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,212
he loved me more.
prove it.
325
00:16:05,279 --> 00:16:06,380
that's easy.
326
00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:08,915
i was his true love
because
he married me first.
327
00:16:08,983 --> 00:16:10,284
now beat it.
328
00:16:10,351 --> 00:16:12,453
[people cheering]
329
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,854
she's got a point, girl.
330
00:16:13,921 --> 00:16:17,291
yeah? well,
you didn't satisfy him.
331
00:16:17,358 --> 00:16:19,226
why else would he
have married me?
332
00:16:19,294 --> 00:16:20,511
now there's
something, too.
333
00:16:20,712 --> 00:16:22,830
[all chattering]
334
00:16:22,897 --> 00:16:25,082
i'm telling you guys,
butt out.
335
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,884
yeah, you got a point there,
carla, maybe we--
336
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:29,453
hey, guys.
337
00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:34,858
i bet the only reason
he married you
338
00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:36,844
was because
he knocked you up.
339
00:16:36,911 --> 00:16:38,262
how do you know that?
340
00:16:38,329 --> 00:16:39,980
babe's intuition.
341
00:16:40,047 --> 00:16:43,133
yeah? well, maybe that's
the same reason
he married you.
342
00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:45,202
yeah, but with me, it wasn't
a cheap thrill.
343
00:16:45,269 --> 00:16:46,904
it was a very tender moment
344
00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:49,673
in the back of
a datsun hatchback.
345
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,476
toyota corolla, front seat.
346
00:16:53,544 --> 00:16:56,146
all right, ladies, ladies,
let's stop right now, huh?
347
00:16:56,214 --> 00:16:59,533
all this talk about
conceiving your children
in these cars,
348
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,669
it just makes me sick.
349
00:17:01,736 --> 00:17:04,371
doesn't anybody
buy american anymore?
350
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,060
wait a minute.
351
00:17:10,128 --> 00:17:11,662
i know how to settle
any doubts
352
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:14,131
about how eddie
felt about me.
353
00:17:14,198 --> 00:17:16,199
check this out.
354
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:19,703
eddie's favorite photograph
in the whole world,
and he gave it to me.
355
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:21,438
him with his nephews.
356
00:17:21,506 --> 00:17:23,256
don't they look happy?
357
00:17:23,324 --> 00:17:24,592
these aren't his nephews.
358
00:17:24,659 --> 00:17:26,744
these are my kids.
359
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,246
of course they look happy.
this was taken on the day
360
00:17:29,314 --> 00:17:32,733
they found out they weren't
gonna be tried as adults.
361
00:17:37,805 --> 00:17:39,139
wait a minute.
362
00:17:39,207 --> 00:17:41,541
eddie gave you a picture
of my kids?
363
00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:44,862
yeah, and here is
the eastern league
364
00:17:44,929 --> 00:17:47,414
comeback goalie
of the year plaque.
365
00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:49,933
the puck he stopped
in the overtime win
366
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:51,635
against the blackhawks.
367
00:17:51,702 --> 00:17:53,837
the tooth he stopped it with.
368
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,691
what have you got?
369
00:17:57,759 --> 00:17:59,527
not much.
370
00:17:59,594 --> 00:18:02,295
i've got a cassette
of o canada.
371
00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:04,798
it was kind of our song,
372
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:07,635
us and 25 million
other hosers.
373
00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:11,855
all right, all right,
you proved your point.
you win.
374
00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:14,474
why don't you just
get out of here, all right?
375
00:18:17,045 --> 00:18:19,179
can i help you?
yeah.
376
00:18:19,247 --> 00:18:21,214
my name is gordie brown.
377
00:18:21,282 --> 00:18:24,184
i worked with eddie lebec
in the ice show.
378
00:18:24,252 --> 00:18:26,453
[exclaims]
this bar,
379
00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:28,755
it's just like eddie
described it.
380
00:18:28,823 --> 00:18:31,107
you knew eddie, huh?
knew him?
381
00:18:31,175 --> 00:18:33,577
he saved my life.
yeah, i knew him.
382
00:18:35,497 --> 00:18:38,515
you're the penguin
he pushed out of the way
from the zamboni?
383
00:18:38,582 --> 00:18:41,535
yeah. wrenched the hell
out of my thumb, too.
384
00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:43,721
he didn't have
to push me so hard.
385
00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:45,989
what do you want?
386
00:18:46,057 --> 00:18:47,908
well, i tried to explain
this to you
at the funeral,
387
00:18:47,976 --> 00:18:51,211
but someone had
their fist in my mouth.
388
00:18:51,279 --> 00:18:53,046
hey, it was her.
389
00:18:55,049 --> 00:18:57,151
man, you punch a couple
of guys out at a funeral,
390
00:18:57,218 --> 00:18:59,219
everybody's on your case.
391
00:19:01,022 --> 00:19:02,756
what do you
have to say?
392
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:06,526
well, late one night
a couple of months ago,
eddie and i were drinking.
393
00:19:06,594 --> 00:19:10,364
he told me he had
a secret, something
he felt really guilty about.
394
00:19:10,431 --> 00:19:12,165
so he wrote this note,
395
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:14,234
and he told me if anything
ever happened to him,
396
00:19:14,302 --> 00:19:16,554
that i should
deliver it to carla.
397
00:19:18,089 --> 00:19:21,191
[people chattering]
398
00:19:21,259 --> 00:19:23,961
sam, i--i can't look
at this.
would you read it?
399
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:32,937
"dear carla, i hope you
never have to read this,
400
00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:35,606
"because if you do,
it means i'm dead.
401
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:38,609
"how are you, eh?
402
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:43,581
"i've done a terrible thing.
403
00:19:43,648 --> 00:19:45,949
"i had to marry another woman,
404
00:19:46,017 --> 00:19:49,019
"i didn't want to,
but i made her pregnant.
405
00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:52,839
"oh, i guess i did
2 terrible things.
406
00:19:52,907 --> 00:19:55,976
"anyway, i just want you
to know i'm sorry.
407
00:19:56,044 --> 00:19:57,811
"you'll always be
the love of my life,
408
00:19:57,879 --> 00:19:59,880
"even in death.
409
00:19:59,947 --> 00:20:02,082
stay loose. love eddie."
410
00:20:03,084 --> 00:20:04,184
yeah.
411
00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:07,704
my work is done here.
412
00:20:15,397 --> 00:20:16,646
wait a minute.
413
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,734
did he have anything
for gloria?
414
00:20:20,801 --> 00:20:23,086
would you be that gloria?
415
00:20:23,604 --> 00:20:24,705
yeah.
416
00:20:24,772 --> 00:20:25,955
no.
417
00:20:32,096 --> 00:20:34,732
well, congratulations,
418
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:36,483
mrs. lebec.
419
00:20:40,404 --> 00:20:42,022
i guess this is yours.
420
00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:43,340
thanks.
421
00:20:43,407 --> 00:20:46,477
sure thing.
i hope the kid
on the left
422
00:20:46,544 --> 00:20:48,345
still doesn't have
that runny nose.
423
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,781
nah. he only does
that for pictures.
424
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,899
mine, too.
425
00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:54,451
hey, maybe
it's hereditary,
426
00:20:54,518 --> 00:20:57,103
'cause eddie's nose
was always running.
427
00:20:58,256 --> 00:21:00,006
wasn't it, though?
428
00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:05,078
well, i better be going.
429
00:21:05,146 --> 00:21:08,865
the kids and i have got
a 17-hour bus ride
ahead of us to kenosha.
430
00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:11,702
what are you taking,
the polar route?
431
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:15,005
hey, look it's been
a hell of a day.
432
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:17,958
why don't you skip the bus
and spend the night
at my house?
433
00:21:19,443 --> 00:21:20,961
that's nice of you, carla.
434
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,163
well, you haven't
seen my house.
435
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:27,084
thanks.
436
00:21:27,151 --> 00:21:28,768
well, actually you'd be
doing me a favor,
437
00:21:28,836 --> 00:21:30,603
'cause i got to work
late tonight
438
00:21:30,671 --> 00:21:32,773
and i could use
a babysitter.
439
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,225
hey, cliff is leaving
right now.
he'll drive you home.
440
00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:37,978
yeah, i've just ordered a beer
there, carla. sorry.
441
00:21:40,514 --> 00:21:42,399
[clears throat]
that hit the spot.
442
00:21:47,154 --> 00:21:48,688
(gloria)
know what?
443
00:21:48,756 --> 00:21:50,908
you're a pretty nice lady.
444
00:21:50,975 --> 00:21:53,459
i can see why eddie
knocked you up.
445
00:21:55,529 --> 00:21:56,930
ditto.
446
00:21:57,081 --> 00:22:00,884
did you know that "gloria"
comes from the latin
glorioski?
447
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:03,286
it's a, uh, expression
of surprise,
448
00:22:03,354 --> 00:22:06,289
it was, uh, made popular
during the depression
by the, uh,
449
00:22:06,357 --> 00:22:08,725
round-eyed waif
little orphan annie.
450
00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:12,362
you know, it's no mistake
that she didn't have
any pupils in her eyes...
451
00:22:17,485 --> 00:22:20,954
carla, that was such
a sweet thing you did.
452
00:22:21,022 --> 00:22:23,440
yeah, well, i couldn't let
her sit on a bus
453
00:22:23,507 --> 00:22:25,475
on the day of
our husband's funeral.
454
00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:28,728
no, no, i mean getting rid of
cliff a few hours early.
455
00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:33,233
carla, you know
it just dawned on me.
456
00:22:33,301 --> 00:22:35,702
you don't have to work
late tonight.
yeah, i know.
457
00:22:35,769 --> 00:22:39,323
but now that i know
that eddie loved me best,
458
00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:43,092
i just feel like i should be
alone for a while
459
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,028
and grieve for him
in my own way.
460
00:22:45,095 --> 00:22:47,297
pool room's empty, right?
yeah.
461
00:22:50,051 --> 00:22:52,736
[people chattering]
462
00:22:52,887 --> 00:22:55,889
(carla)
o canada
463
00:22:56,974 --> 00:22:59,275
6-ball,
corner pocket.
464
00:22:59,343 --> 00:23:02,846
our home
and native land
465
00:23:03,931 --> 00:23:05,415
[pool balls clacking]
466
00:23:05,483 --> 00:23:06,416
[door closes]
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