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One at a time!
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Hold it, hold it. All right.
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Now, let's hear
from the devil first.
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Why were you all in the
basement in the first place?
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It's very simple.
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We went... Oh! My back is...
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Officer, let me explain.
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We were on our
way to a dinner party.
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In the basement?
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It must not be a
very elegant affair.
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Let me explain.
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You take care of Felix.
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See if you could
straighten him out.
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You mean, she's really a nurse?
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She's a doctor.
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Oh, and I suppose you're
really King Arthur, right?
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Do you think this is
the best time possible
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for your funny jokes?
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Just explain this
to me, will ya?
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Where did you all get
those ridiculous outfits
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and why did you
deliberately break
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the shoe-store window?
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Oh, I can explain that.
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Officer, officer,
arrest that man!
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He tried to molest my wife!
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On November 13, Felix Unger
was asked to remove himself
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from his place of residence.
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That request came from his wife.
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Deep down, he knew she was right
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but he also knew that
someday he would return to her.
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With nowhere else to go
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he appeared at the home of his
childhood friend, Oscar Madison.
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Sometime earlier, Madison's
wife had thrown him out
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requesting that he never return.
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Can two divorced
men share an apartment
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without driving
each other crazy?
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Who asked you to
bust in here anyway?
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I got a perfect right!
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Hold it, hold it! Quiet!
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I'm fed up with all of you!
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Somebody better tell me
everything that happened fast,
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or else you're all under arrest.
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On what charge?
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Breaking and entering,
disturbing the peace,
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possible assault,
indecent exposure...
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Officer, could I make
one final attempt
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to explain what happened?
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Okay, devil.
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At 7:00 this evening, I was
peacefully getting dressed.
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I was putting my cape on...
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Hiya, buddy, what's new?
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Felix, I just covered
the greatest fight.
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They have fights in the
middle of the afternoon?
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Not a boxing match.
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I covered a brawl
in a hockey game.
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You look good...
I like your hair.
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Pick up your coat.
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I'm not going to say anything
about your cockamamie costume.
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You'll go to any
extreme, won't you?
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You'll be my conscience and
I'll clean up my room, right?
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This is my costume for tonight.
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Tonight? What's tonight?
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Oscar, you know perfectly well.
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Tonight Gloria's women's club
has its annual costume party.
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I thought that was
tomorrow night.
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How could you think
it was tomorrow night!?
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I reminded you this morning
before you went to work!
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Felix, you know I never
listen to you in the morning.
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Where's your costume?
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I'll go get it.
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Listen, I want to go, too, it
cost me $100 for two tickets!
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No, it's too late!
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The costumer closes at 6:00.
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You sure?
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Oh! I'll go by myself!
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What are you going
to do about Nancy?
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Nancy? Hey, she thinks
it's tomorrow night, too.
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No, she doesn't.
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I phoned her at the hospital.
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She listens to me.
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Thanks a lot, Felix.
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I just lost a 100
bucks and my girl.
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"Thanks a lot, Felix"?
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You know I hate to go
to these stupid affairs.
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I asked you to buy tickets
as a favor to me as a friend.
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For the last two years,
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Gloria has invited
somebody else as her escort.
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I thought if I sold
a lot of tickets
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she'd ask me, and she did.
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Yeah, listen, Felix, can
I get my money back?
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Oh, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
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This is a charity benefit.
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Your hundred dollars
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has gone to help needy orphans.
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All right.
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Never mind, we'll
find ten orphans
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who'll give you a dollar
apiece a year for ten years.
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Oh, come on.
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Only, don't feel too bad
if you get it in pennies.
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Felix, come on.
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Devils don't cry.
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Felix, look, I don't
have to go as Peter Pan.
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Look, we'll find me a costume.
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Come on, I know there's
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something in my
room we can find.
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Come on.
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Why don't you go
as a stale cracker?
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That's not clever enough.
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I got it, listen...
I'll put on my hat,
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I'll put a pencil behind my ear,
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and go as a sportswriter.
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That's clever?
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You don't like that one?
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I tell you what I could do.
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I could wear the
bedspread, go as a germ.
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Why don't you wear the whole
room, and go as the plague?
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Oh, what's the use?
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I can just see Gloria,
dressed as an angel
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with a shining halo
and dainty little wings...
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hating my guts.
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Come on, Felix,
you're overreacting.
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Look, I'll help you out.
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Have I ever let you down before?
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How many times have I tried
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to bring you and
Gloria together...
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and I just sat on a banana.
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Would you believe it?
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Ech!
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I've begged you
not to eat in bed.
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Why do you sleep with your food?
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Coyotes sleep with their food.
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How do you take
bananas off pants?
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Why don't you call a monkey?
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Felix... I could go
nude as Mr. Godiva.
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Another joke, huh?
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That's it, I'm going by myself.
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You're going to
break Nancy's heart,
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you're going to
ruin Gloria's evening
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and you're going
to ruin my evening.
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I hope you're happy.
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What is it, Felix? What?
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You look like you have
a light bulb on your head.
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What is it?
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There's a suit of
armor in the basement.
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What were you doing
down in the basement?
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I noticed it when I was
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cleaning the basement last year.
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You cleaned the basement?
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I had a day to kill.
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It was a little big on me,
so it'll be perfect for you.
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Nancy.
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There she is!
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I hope I'm not late.
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You're exactly on...
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You forgot your costume.
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I didn't, Felix.
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It's right here in this box.
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Oscar, where's your costume?
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Oscar is going to be a
knight in shining armor.
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His costume is in the basement.
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We're going down
there to get it now.
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Oh, all right, I have
to get into my costume
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and put on my makeup.
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Be back for you
in seven minutes.
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Good, perfect... Oscar?
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You've got mashed
potatoes on your pants.
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No, they're bananas.
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Just a minute.
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There...
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Oh, no, will you
look at this place!
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One year ago, this
place was spotless.
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Stop carrying the
world on your shoulders.
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Just find the armor, Felix.
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Felix, your tail's
getting dirty!
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Boy, the owner of this place
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certainly collected a lot
of memorabilia, didn't he?
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In my room it's junk,
down here it's memorabilia.
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Because the owner
doesn't sleep down here.
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My sinuses won't
take much of this.
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I can't take much
of the honking.
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Take your tail, please.
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There it is.
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There it is!
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Oh, boy! Isn't that a beauty?
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The knight who wore this
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must have corroded to death.
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Oh, just a little bit of rust.
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Take your shirt off.
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Shirt off? Why?
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Oh, this has a lot of character.
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What do I do?
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This is beautiful.
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I wouldn't wear
it, but it's you...
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It pinches, it pinches!
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Now I know how a sardine feels.
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There you go.
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What is that?
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It's your collar.
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I saw that picture
with Louis Hayward.
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What do I get a
tin necktie with it?
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Give me your arm.
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What do I do, put it in there?
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Okay, here we are.
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Isn't that nice? Isn't
that comfortable?
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Yeah, it's very comf...
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A little polish, and we'll
have you in perfect shape.
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Look out, Felix,
I'm unbalancing!
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Give me your hand.
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You better be
quick, grab it, will ya?
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Got you.
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You look like a million bucks.
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Yeah.
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Now take your pants off.
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Take my pants off?!
Take your pants off.
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Why do I have to
take off my pants?
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Because I don't
want to get banana
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all over the inside of
this beautiful armor.
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Come on, take them off.
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You're worried about
the cockamamie rusty tin!
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What if I catch pneumonia here?
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You're going to put
these on, understand?
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Tell the rats to turn their
heads. Never mind that...
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Hurry up, I'll meet
you in the lobby.
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I'll get Nancy, I'll
get a bottle of polish
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and we'll polish
you up in the cab.
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Pants off, are they off?
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This is going to be fun!
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I hope I don't get an itch.
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That's a big help.
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Princess Grace...
eat your heart out.
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Oh, boy.
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I can walk perfectly well if
somebody would wind me up.
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Whoa, whoa!
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Oscar?
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Yeah.
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Come on, what's holding you up?
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We're out in the
lobby waiting for you.
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I can't make it up the stairs.
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I can't even make it up a stair.
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Give me your hand.
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That would be
nice, help a person.
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Oscar, you look marvelous.
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I feel like a giant
cigarette lighter.
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But you look good.
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I brought the polish.
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You know something?
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You fall, the armor
will break your fall.
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Just the kind of
reassurance I need.
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I'd like to break your fall.
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Here we go.
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The door's locked.
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What?
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It's locked.
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It's all right, I got
the key in my pants.
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I'll go get them.
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Your pants are
upstairs, soaking.
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I had to get the banana out.
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What did you do with the keys?
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I took them out of the pocket.
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Good. All right.
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They're on the coffee table.
262
00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:56,694
Thank you, Felix.
263
00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,330
For saving my pants
and ruining my life.
264
00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,232
I think I'd rather fall.
265
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,735
If we don't get to
Gloria's in ten minutes,
266
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,169
my whole life is shot to hell.
267
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,005
Well, you're dressed for it.
268
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,273
Help!
269
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,408
Hello!
270
00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:11,710
Let us out please!
271
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:12,844
Hello!
272
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:15,814
Help!
273
00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:18,149
Stop with the
hammering and yelling.
274
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:21,052
The only one who
can hear us is me!
275
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,521
It's giving me a
headache, honey.
276
00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:25,823
Oh, I can hardly talk.
277
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,760
You can still honk.
278
00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:30,495
Look at this.
279
00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,430
Now I know why they never had
280
00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,366
a population explosion
in the Middle Ages.
281
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,968
It's killing me.
282
00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:40,016
I'll get you some water, Felix.
283
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,090
There's a grate
under the street.
284
00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:49,214
Where?
285
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,322
There.
286
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,817
Hey, yeah!
287
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,123
What do you see?
288
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,459
Can you see anything?
289
00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,194
Yeah, I see some broken glass,
290
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,263
a couple of empty beer cans
and a lot of loose garbage.
291
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,765
This street is filthy.
292
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,767
It hasn't been cleaned in weeks.
293
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,437
Can you see any people,
human beings, passing by?
294
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,604
Hey, hey!
295
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:17,175
Hold it, what's going on here?
296
00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:19,043
Oh, are we glad to see you.
297
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,323
Oh, well, I glad
to see you, too.
298
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,891
You know, if you
hadn't pulled my pants,
299
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,047
I would have missed you?
300
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,349
Boy, these are
deplorable living conditions.
301
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,551
We don't live here.
302
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,386
We're on our way to a party.
303
00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,288
Who's throwing
it, Bozo the clown?
304
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,801
We're locked in.
We can't get out.
305
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,136
Locked in? Yeah.
306
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,560
All alone? Yeah.
307
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,094
In that case... reach for it.
308
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,195
This is a stickup.
309
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,935
Listen, Mister, I
don't... Vern's the name.
310
00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,444
Vern, I don't approve of this.
311
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,639
Oh, darn it.
312
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:51,009
And I was really
trying to impress you.
313
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,110
What is this?
314
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,145
Two watches and an empty purse?
315
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,758
Come on, where's the
wallet, where's the cash?
316
00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,059
We don't have any cash.
317
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,516
She told you we're in costume.
318
00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:00,985
What do you want us to do?
Carry our wallets in our teeth?
319
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,254
This wasn't even
worth bending down for.
320
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,201
Vern, I realize this is a
disappointment for you,
321
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,969
but why don't you turn
it into something good
322
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,070
and help us get out of here?
323
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,393
Look, bud, I'd love to help you.
324
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,462
But I'm stickups.
325
00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:11,896
Escapes are not my bag.
326
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,597
Come on, be a sport.
327
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:14,899
Sorry. Peace!
328
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,868
Please, Vern!
329
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:21,505
Poor Gloria.
330
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:25,210
An angel alone
at a table for four.
331
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,113
Hey, Felix, give me a
hand with this, will you?
332
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,280
What is it?
333
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,860
Well, it's the main heater pipe
334
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:31,983
to all the apartments.
335
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,996
Bang on it! They'll
hear us upst...
336
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,765
Stop already with the banging,
we're not going to bang.
337
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:36,999
We're going to overheat
all the apartments,
338
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,434
one of them will
come down and fix it.
339
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,259
Sometimes I don't give
you the credit you deserve.
340
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,928
I got credit, give me a hand.
341
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,899
Turn it, turn it
to the right, get...
342
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,334
I'm being dry-cleaned.
343
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,171
Stop with the honking, will ya?
344
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,773
Oh, there goes my hairdo.
345
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,740
I'll probably catch pneumonia.
346
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:59,611
Look at your beard.
347
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,146
What are you smiling about?
348
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:05,883
The steam cleared my sinuses.
349
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,153
Mmm.
350
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:24,368
Would you stop
playing with your tail!
351
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:28,951
This is just horrible.
352
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,041
What time is it?
353
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,877
I don't know, Vern
stole my watch.
354
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,056
Don't nod.
355
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,291
I know you think
356
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,160
I'm responsible
for this whole thing.
357
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,162
No, I don't think you're
responsible for the whole thing.
358
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,085
It's not your fault
that Vern robbed us.
359
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,398
Thank you, Felix.
360
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,233
Everything else
you're responsible for.
361
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,390
Whose idea was it to
come down in the cellar?
362
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,938
We came down here because
you forgot your costume.
363
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,295
That's why we came down here.
364
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,831
Oh, yeah, who was stupid
enough to lock us in here?
365
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,468
Me? You're blaming this on me?
366
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,836
Nobody's blaming you,
367
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:01,405
but it was you who
carelessly closed the door.
368
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,840
It's true, I did close the door
369
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:05,610
and perhaps that was
careless of me and I'm sorry.
370
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,856
But why is it that, every time
371
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,257
I walk into this
apartment building,
372
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,691
I walk into the middle
of a catastrophe?
373
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:11,148
Oh, that's not true.
374
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,885
Believe me, there is less
confusion in an emergency ward.
375
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,487
Now I won't be a part of
your craziness anymore.
376
00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:19,924
Oh, Nancy... Oscar.
Where can she go?
377
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,203
Yeah.
378
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,693
I don't want to discuss it.
379
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,029
Oscar, you stay on
your side of the room.
380
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,297
Felix, you get over there
381
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,132
and we'll just leave
each other alone
382
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,201
until help arrives.
383
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,948
Again you play with your tail?
384
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,524
What's that?
385
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,626
Just stay on your own side...
386
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:58,007
Then go look before they go by.
387
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,931
You stay over on your side.
388
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,566
Be careful, Oscar.
389
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,341
You got your wish, Felix.
390
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:14,578
They just cleaned the street.
391
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,985
Hey, you're on my
side of the room.
392
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,065
Ah, come on, honey, come...
393
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,388
Ow!
394
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,303
Oh, let's not fight, honey.
395
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,693
It's all right with
Felix, but not with you.
396
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,794
You're forgiven.
397
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:31,907
Good.
398
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,230
Let's make friends with Felix.
399
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,144
What for? Look how
nice and quiet it is.
400
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,312
I'd rather be his enemy.
401
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,777
Dinner is served.
402
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,980
What's he talking about?
403
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,015
Why don't you ask him?
404
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,650
What are you talking about?
405
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:53,729
A peace offering.
406
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:54,830
Come on, sit here.
407
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,320
Oh, how sweet.
408
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,321
Nancy, you sit here.
409
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,589
Oscar, be nice.
410
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,159
You see what you
find when you tidy up?
411
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,626
1923, Look.
412
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,673
Not a great year, but
good. Perfectly adequate.
413
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,075
Where did you get all this food?
414
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,179
Someone must have done
415
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,811
some canning and
they left it down here.
416
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,302
There's jam, Indian
chutney, kosher pickles.
417
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:14,172
That's great food if you're
a Jewish elephant boy.
418
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,384
I think it's nice,
let's have a toast.
419
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,919
Okay, what do we toast to?
420
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:17,875
A toast.
421
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:18,876
To what? Friendship.
422
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:19,877
And warmer basements.
423
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,512
Okay, here we go.
424
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:22,580
Mmm.
425
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,881
Good.
426
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,749
The piece de
resistance... music.
427
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,885
There are marvelous
old records here.
428
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,932
Felix, it's great how
you changed yourself.
429
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,155
Why brood?
430
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,958
I've lost the only
woman in the world I love,
431
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,560
we're trapped here
forever... Let's dance!
432
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:41,265
♪ La-da-da-da-da-dee-da ♪
433
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:46,103
♪ La-da-da-da-da... ♪
434
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:56,180
♪ ...We're just
prisoners of love... ♪
435
00:16:56,249 --> 00:17:01,185
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la... ♪
436
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,433
♪ ♪
437
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,688
♪ ♪
438
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,538
♪ ♪
439
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:05,283
- ♪
- My time is your time ♪
440
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:09,353
♪ Your time is my time ♪
441
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:13,657
♪ There's no
time like our time ♪
442
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:18,462
♪ And no one like you. ♪
443
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,531
You know something?
444
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,699
What?
445
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,800
You're cute.
446
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:23,869
You should see us
447
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,269
when we have our fights, Felix.
448
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,504
They're real beauts.
449
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,806
I don't believe you.
450
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,786
You know, Felix,
it's just remarkable
451
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,854
how you've cleaned up in here.
452
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,945
We might as well die clean.
453
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,025
You even hid the dirty dishes.
454
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,616
I put them in the dumb waiter.
455
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:39,783
The dumb waiter?
456
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,885
I didn't know they had
a dumb waiter here.
457
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,320
Yeah, it's right here.
458
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,634
Felix, does this dumbwaiter
go up to our kitchen?
459
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,790
You know it does.
460
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,026
It's boarded up, it's
behind our icebox.
461
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,106
Does it go up to all the
kitchens in all the apartments?
462
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,664
I know what you're thinking,
they're all boarded up.
463
00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:55,532
What have we got to lose?
464
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,901
This thing is 100
years old, it isn't safe.
465
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,748
The worst that can happen,
I'll knock on a couple of walls,
466
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:00,916
they'll think I'm a termite.
467
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,140
Oh, no, Oscar,
it's 100 years old.
468
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:04,209
You can't do it.
469
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,387
We've got no alternative.
470
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,956
Well, let me go, I'm
lighter than you are.
471
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,057
No, this is no place for a lady.
472
00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:09,624
I'll do it. I'll do it.
473
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,450
Now look, I'll tell you what.
474
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:13,451
What?
475
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:14,852
If I pull... ouch!
476
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:15,920
What's the matter?
477
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,299
You closed that on my tail.
478
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,090
I hurt your tail?
479
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,536
Listen, if I pull
the rope once...
480
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,493
Yeah.
481
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,494
Pull me up.
482
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:24,695
Okay.
483
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,708
If I pull it twice, that
means pull me down.
484
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,700
But if I pull three times,
that means I'm in trouble.
485
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:30,834
Okay.
486
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,569
And if I pull four times...
487
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,372
Felix, will you
get out of there?
488
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,185
Close the door. If I pull...
489
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,209
All right!
490
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,836
You won't know what it means!
491
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,239
Who was that on the telephone?
492
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:59,129
Oh, Herman.
493
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,066
It was a man selling
magazine subscriptions.
494
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,234
Will you stop with the jealousy?
495
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:05,603
Magazine subscriptions?
496
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,482
You think I was born yesterday?
497
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:10,441
I know what you're up to, I
read The Sensuous Woman.
498
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:11,787
Oh, I should have had more sense
499
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,121
than to get mixed up
with a younger woman.
500
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,113
Baby doll, I love you.
501
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:20,751
Don't I always whisper sweet
nothings in your good ear?
502
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,586
Hello?
503
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:23,921
Hello in there.
504
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:24,921
What, what is that?
505
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:25,922
Hello, anybody home?
506
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:26,991
What's going on here?
507
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:31,128
Hello? Hello?
508
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:32,996
A little help, please?
509
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:33,997
Florence!
510
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,832
Am I glad to see you.
511
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:36,833
Who is this?
512
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,142
I'm Felix Unger from upstairs.
513
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,814
Listen, we're stuck
in the basement...
514
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,683
What kind of freaks are
you running around with now?
515
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,952
What are you supposed to
do, dress up like an angel?
516
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:47,278
No, actually Gloria's
going to be the angel.
517
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:48,645
Oh, Herman!
518
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,714
When will you learn to grow up?
519
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,115
Ooh!
520
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,755
I guess I just don't
turn her on anymore.
521
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:01,391
Oscar, there's a signal.
522
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,093
He wants you to
pull him up further.
523
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,722
Either that or he's
polishing the rope.
524
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,384
Hello? Hello?
525
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,219
Anybody home here?
526
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,788
Anybody here?
527
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:31,789
Hello?
528
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:34,992
I'm sorry to bother... Phillip.
529
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:37,427
Ah, Igor... welcome
to my laboratory.
530
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,907
Phillip, listen...
Good disguise.
531
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,074
We're in big trouble here.
532
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:41,031
There's no time.
533
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,265
I must drink the potion.
534
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,712
Phillip, are your folks home?
535
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:44,668
Phillip?
536
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,017
Hey, what are you doing?
537
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:48,004
Mr. and Mrs. Wexler!?
538
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:49,005
Hello?
539
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,151
Hey, don't drink that.
540
00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:51,107
That's dangerous!
541
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:52,321
Don't do that, Phillip.
542
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,744
Phillip?
543
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,512
Phillip, are you all right?
544
00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:56,714
Are you all right?
545
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:57,815
Hello?
546
00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:59,723
Hello? Anybody else home here?
547
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,521
Science marches on.
548
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,401
Phillip this is serious,
no more kidding around.
549
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:07,591
Come on.
550
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,660
You must not reveal
my true identity.
551
00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:11,028
Mr. and Mrs. Wexler?
552
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:14,098
Oscar!
553
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:18,201
Oscar, lower me slowly.
554
00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:20,304
Oh.
555
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:24,087
I'm going to put him on a diet.
556
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,217
Are you being careful?
557
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,264
Don't worry, buddy, I got you!
558
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:37,833
You'll be down in a second!
559
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,997
Sorry, buddy.
560
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:47,998
You only dropped
a couple of feet.
561
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:50,079
What did you do, cut the rope?
562
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:52,636
Oh, oh...
563
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,049
Only dropped a couple of feet.
564
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,140
The rope broke, don't overreact.
565
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,419
I'm not overreacting.
566
00:22:57,443 --> 00:22:59,021
If you say that again,
I'll bash your skull in.
567
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,345
Oh...
568
00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:03,948
I'm a doctor, tell
me where it hurts.
569
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:06,128
It hurts every
place I can mention
570
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:07,996
and a couple I can't mention.
571
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:11,355
Oh, what's the difference?
572
00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:13,102
We're never going to
see the light of day again.
573
00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:14,658
Felix, I got a great idea.
574
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,004
What?
575
00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:16,961
We'll go back to yelling.
576
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:20,731
Help! Help! Help!
577
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,101
Hey, Felix, there's
a stoplight out there.
578
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,347
That's right.
579
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:26,581
And there's a fire
hydrant out there
580
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:27,537
and there's a mailbox...
581
00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:29,940
Oh, that's very funny, Felix.
582
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:31,954
I break the light, they
come to fix the light.
583
00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:33,688
When they come to
fix the light, we yell.
584
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,079
Then they come and they save us.
585
00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:37,081
Oscar, that light's
30 feet away.
586
00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:39,449
No trouble for old fireball.
587
00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:43,253
Oscar, in New York it takes
ten days to fix a stoplight.
588
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:44,821
Why are you so negative?
589
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:49,460
I've stood up my ex-wife.
590
00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:51,706
My entire body is hurting me.
591
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:54,465
I'm standing in a
freezing basement
592
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,445
with no hope of survival.
593
00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:58,302
And a man is going to save me
594
00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:00,471
by tossing a
little piece of coal
595
00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:02,784
through a grate
at a light this big
596
00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:04,141
30 feet away.
597
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,875
That's why I'm negative.
598
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,224
Just step back.
599
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,579
Good luck, honey.
600
00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:10,314
Thank you, baby.
601
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:13,562
That was low and inside.
602
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,666
Now he's giving us
play-by-play coverage.
603
00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:19,823
Ball two.
604
00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:23,127
Yeah, but I'm getting closer.
605
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:25,162
Banzai, yo!
606
00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:27,932
You did it!
607
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,500
Oscar, I love you, oh!
608
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:31,914
Yeah, but I don't think
the guy across the street
609
00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:33,181
is going to love me.
610
00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:35,784
'Cause I just broke his window.
611
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:36,974
Nice going, fireball.
612
00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:44,515
It was so nice of that old man
613
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:45,782
not to press charges.
614
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:47,817
Do you think the officer
will make out a report?
615
00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:50,687
No, it'll take all night.
Don't worry about that.
616
00:24:50,756 --> 00:24:53,457
I don't have my
tickets to the party.
617
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:54,658
Did you lose them?
618
00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:55,870
No. Vern stole them.
619
00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:57,139
What if he goes to the party?
620
00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,273
He'll sit with Gloria.
621
00:24:58,297 --> 00:24:59,607
She'll be sitting with a bandit.
622
00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:00,830
Felix, will you relax?
623
00:25:00,899 --> 00:25:02,732
He's not going
to go to the party.
624
00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:03,733
I hope not.
625
00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:04,734
Everything's going to be fine.
626
00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:05,880
I wonder why it's
627
00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:06,836
taking Oscar so
long with his costume.
628
00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:07,837
Here, let me help you.
629
00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:09,051
Can you fix this?
630
00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:09,906
Oscar, what's
taking you so long?
631
00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:11,908
I'm ready, I'm ready.
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