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(theme song playing)
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So, whatever
happened to Heather?
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Interesting you
should bring that up.
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I ran into her not long ago.
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I almost walked right by her.
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I wouldn't have recognized
her in a million years,
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except for one little
thing that never changes.
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What's that?
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My name.
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She yelled, "Hey, Jim!"
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Jim, Jim, Jim.
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Heather?
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You-you were in college? Uh-huh.
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You had the education.
You had the wealth.
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You had the opportunities,
and you threw that all away.
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Now, you have nothing.
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I have peace of mind.
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Yeah, a very small piece.
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Maybe one sixteenth.
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Hey, uh, Elaine, have
these stories helped you any?
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Uh, yeah, a little bit.
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Yeah, but you know
what's really gonna help
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is that my kids are
coming here after school.
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I mean, they're an
important part of this decision,
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and I've got to
hear what they think.
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Yeah. JIM: Good idea, Elaine.
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We gain from experience,
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but we lose the wisdom that
comes from childlike simplicity.
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Right, Latka?
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Why-why are you asking me?
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There are three
other people here.
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I thought I'd ask the wisest.
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Oh... oh. (snorting)
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All right, wise guy. That does
it. You say good-bye to your...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no, no, Latka!
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Come on. No. Latka, come on.
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Don't you have some
kind of turning point story?
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I bet you do. Come on, I bet
you can tell me a good one.
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It'll really help me a lot.
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Yes, I do, as a matter of fact,
and it will tear your heart out.
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(wind whistling)
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(speaking native language)
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No.
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Eh, dong ding, dong ding.
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Dong ding.
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Dong ding.
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Dong ding?
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(speaking in native language)
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Ding dong.
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Oh! Ding dong.
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Ding dong, ding dong.
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Dong ding.
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Latka...
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Latka...
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(speaking native language)
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Latka, Latka...
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Latka...
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No!
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Si.
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No!
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No.
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No!
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Ja.
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Latka...
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Mama...
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Oh, Mama... Mama.
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Bye-bye, Mama.
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(Latka and Jim sobbing)
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I-I-I miss Mama so much.
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Latka, I'm sorry I called
you simple and childlike.
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Oh, it's okay, sponge brain.
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LOUIE: Halt!
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What do you kids want?
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We're looking for Mommy.
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Oh, Mommy, how
cute. Give me a buck.
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(Elaine laughs)
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Come on, you guys, don't look.
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You remember Alex
and Tony, don't you?
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Oh, hi, Alex. Hi, guys.
Jennifer. Hey, Tony.
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Sit down.
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So, what's the big emergency?
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Oh, well, it's not an
emergency exactly.
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It's that,
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um... well, I've been
offered a new job,
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and the man wants to
know about it right away,
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so I thought I'd ask you guys
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and what you thought
before I told him anything.
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Take it. Yeah, take it.
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Well, wait a minute.
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We've got some
things to consider here.
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Like what? Leaving
all this behind?
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Yeah, all this?
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Jennifer, don't you
have a mind of your own?
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No, she doesn't. No, I don't.
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Jennifer, stop that.
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She's just being cute.
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(Alex chuckles)
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Okay, all right, we're
going to move to Seattle.
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Wait a minute. What's
this about Seattle?
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Oh, well-well, that's
where the job is.
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Oh, it's on, it's on
the Pacific Ocean,
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and there's plenty of
fresh air and sunshine
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and wide open spaces,
and you kids will have
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a lot of nice kids to play with.
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How's the money?
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The money's good.
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How's the TV reception?
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Good, I suppose.
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Take it. Yeah, take it.
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Are you sure?
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Mommy, we love you and trust you
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and know you'll make
the right decisions.
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Oh... Yeah!
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Guess whose
birthday is coming up?
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Mommy, can we go now?
The carpool is waiting.
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Sure. Yeah,
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you know how snarky
those people get.
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Come here, give me a hug.
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A big hug.
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All right.
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Mm! Okay... bye.
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Guess we'd better go. I know.
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Bye-bye. I'll see
you later. Bye!
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Bye. JASON: See you, Alex.
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Bye, Tony.
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(sighs)
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(chuckles)
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The kids are
leaving it up to me.
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Mm-hmm.
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So, it's my decision. (sighs)
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Well, I guess that moving to
Seattle would be best for them.
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What about you?
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Well, I don't want to go,
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but no, no, it wouldn't
be horrible for me either.
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I mean, it's really a
very good opportunity.
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And if I don't take it, ugh,
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I could spend the rest
of my life here like, uh...
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Like... Like me?
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Well, no offense, Alex,
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but I'm a little bit more
ambitious than you are.
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Oh, it's no big deal.
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My shorts are more
ambitious than I am.
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It wasn't always like
that, Elaine, you know.
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(chuckles) Sure, Alex.
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No, it wasn't.
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Let me just tell
you a little story
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about, uh, ambition
and Alex Reiger.
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(horns honking)
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Mr. Ambrose will see you now.
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Oh, God.
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Uh, Alex? Huh?
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Why don't you relax?
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I'm sure you got the promotion.
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Boy, that'd be something, huh?
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Me, regional manager.
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Alex!
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Hi, Mr. Ambrose.
Nice to see you again.
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Hey, y-y-you want a drink?
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Uh, thank you, Mr. Ambrose.
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Yes, I would. I see.
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Excuse me, was that
because I accepted a drink?
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Yeah, as a matter
of fact, it was.
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Don't, don't let it bother you.
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Here, sit down. Thank you.
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Uh, it says here you're
a pretty industrious guy.
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It says you're taking six
credits at night school,
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your efficiency reports
are all top-notch,
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you support a wife and child.
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It says you even drive
a cab on the weekends.
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Yeah, and if this
doesn't work out,
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I'll be driving a cab
full time. (chuckles)
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(sighs) Let's hope it
doesn't come to that.
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Yeah, right.
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Well, all right, tell me
something about yourself, Alex.
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Just be informal.
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Well, I think I'd be a
great regional manager.
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No, no, no, I want to
know something about you.
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Oh, oh, you mean,
you want to know
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something personal
about me? Exactly. Oh.
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Okay, uh, well,
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something personal
is, uh... well, I guess
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you might say that I'm kind
of a private type of person
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and, uh, with all due
respect, Mr. Ambrose,
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I don't see what this
has to do with the job.
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Uh, in case you haven't
noticed, Mr. Reiger,
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I intend to bust your butt
a little in this interview,
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you know, like they
did in the service.
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Oh, I see you don't know.
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I know because I was there.
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Mr. Ambrose, I begged to go.
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I had a medical problem.
I was eight years old.
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Sense of humor.
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It's a plus, Mr. Reiger;
I'm crediting you with that.
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You can stop now.
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Oh, well, thank goodness.
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My next words were
gonna be "knock, knock".
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Not another quip, I swear it.
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Right, there's something
I have to bring up here.
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I have a report here that says
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you punched somebody
else's timecard.
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What? There's a report on that?
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Yes, there is.
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Holy cow, I mean, I-I
didn't think it was a big deal.
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I mean, uh, Mrs. Callan had
to leave five minutes early
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because she had to take her
child to a doctor's appointment,
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and I just punched her timecard.
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So, it's true, then?
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You stole from the company.
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No, no, I wouldn't say that.
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I mean, it was just
five minutes, I mean...
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That's a rather extreme
way of putting it, Mr. Ambrose.
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Well, how would you
put it, then, Mr. Reiger?
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Well, I'm not sure.
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Why don't you put it this way?
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"I was wrong, I'm very sorry,
and it will never happen again."
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Mr. Ambrose, if you look
at my performance record...
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I know about your
performance record.
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The words I want to hear are:
"I was wrong, I'm very sorry,
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and it will never happen again."
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Mr. Ambrose, uh,
please forgive me, but, uh,
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I still can't understand
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why this has become
such a big issue.
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You're a very strong-willed,
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independent, young
man, Mr. Reiger.
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These are not bad qualities,
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but to succeed with this
company, you're going to
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have to be able to
defer to authority.
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Now, I don't think you can.
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"I was wrong.
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I'm very sorry.
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It will never happen again."
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Well, okay, uh...
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I knew there was
a rule about it,
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and I'm sure there was
a better way to handle it
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than I did, and I
really want this job.
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And I'll be... I'll, I'll do
this company real proud
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if I get it, I swear it.
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You know, you have
a real compulsion
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to put things your
own way, don't you?
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Uh, I'll look over
the information.
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I'll let you know.
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Thank you for coming in.
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Hmm? Right, thank you.
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Yes?
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I was wrong, I'm very sorry,
and it will never happen again.
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You miserable,
stupid, rotten jack-ass!
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Boy, you really have to watch out
what you say in this place! Sorry.
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Reiger, you may have missed
a chance at a successful career,
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but you gained one thing.
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Me and death cab 412.
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It's waiting for you here, sap.
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Oh, my God, that's the
man who offered me the job.
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Mr. Thompson, hi.
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Oh.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I was on my
way to the airport and I,
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well, it began to bother me
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that I was going back
without finding out
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if you want the job or not.
261
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I have to know now.
262
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Wait, when you say now, you
don't mean right now, do you?
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Of course, I do.
264
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You mean immediately?
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Are you a little slow today?
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Uh, no. I think I'm making
myself perfectly clear.
267
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Yeah, uh, well, could
I have just a minute?
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(sighing): Yes, I suppose so.
269
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Uh, I'll wait over here.
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Okay, thanks.
271
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,933
Alex, what am I gonna tell him?
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I mean, what am I gonna do?
273
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,536
This man wants a
decision right this minute,
274
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,283
and he's giving me one
minute to think about it.
275
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,307
What am I gonna tell him?
276
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Tell him you wet your bed.
277
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,277
What?!
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00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:36,246
Jim, I'm... I'm not trying
to get out of the army.
279
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I'm trying to decide whether
or not to take a desk job.
280
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Tell him you wet your desk.
281
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,591
Elaine... What am I gonna do?
282
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What am I gonna tell him?
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I can't make a decision
like, just like that.
284
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,528
Elaine, Elaine,
you're a strong woman
285
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,464
who makes
decisions all the time.
286
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,332
Not decisions where I
could end up in Seattle
287
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,701
in the rain screaming "Why?!".
288
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:58,902
Well, then it's simple.
289
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,404
Stay here where the big news is
290
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that Mario's is trying
out a new tomato paste.
291
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,443
I mean, that man
is standing there
292
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waiting for a mature,
adult decision.
293
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:14,151
Elaine, look, I, I don't know
how to help you, but, uh,
294
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:16,286
I don't think you need my
help because deep down,
295
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I think you know what
the right answer is,
296
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,111
and all you gotta do
is open your mouth
297
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,359
and it's gonna come right out.
298
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,460
Now, trust it.
299
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,462
The right answer will come out.
300
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,203
Mr. Thompson?
301
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:36,306
Um, I've given
this a lot of thought,
302
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:39,743
and, uh, my decision
is just not coming to me.
303
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,513
Mr. Thompson, this decision
is very important, you know.
304
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,059
I mean, this is not
the kind of thing... Yes.
305
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,350
It, it, it requires a lot of
time to think, you know,
306
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,752
and I-I-I feel very
pressured right now
307
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,032
and I feel very nervous and,
and it's making it a lot more
308
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,201
difficult than it
should be, you know,
309
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,158
and, uh, and I've asked
my friends for advice
310
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,328
but their advice has
just confused me more.
311
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,829
I love New York!
312
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,465
I love New York, so I...
But Seattle sounds great.
313
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,245
It really does, and the job
sounds wonderful, and I know
314
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:04,513
Elaine... it's a very
good opportunity
315
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,936
and I don't want
to really blow it.
316
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,682
You see, my children's,
my children will be
317
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,107
affected by this, too,
an-and if I didn't have to
318
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,920
think about them, if I only
had to think about myself,
319
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,011
then my decision
would be just as difficult
320
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,824
because of the pressure
that you're putting on me.
321
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,314
I mean, what kind
of person are you
322
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,943
that you could do
this to somebody else?
323
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,963
I mean, just because you
have a stupid plane to catch
324
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,386
doesn't mean that I have to make
325
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,188
the most important
decision of my life so quickly!
326
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,790
(crying)
327
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:30,694
Elaine, get a hold
of yourself. Huh? I...
328
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,830
(sobbing)
329
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,066
You're right. I'm sorry.
330
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,403
You're right.
331
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:42,172
You're entitled to a decision.
332
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,011
I want that job, Mr. Thompson.
333
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,948
Whew!
334
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,317
Oh, I feel so much better.
335
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:57,722
Oh, God, that was
easier than I thought.
336
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,056
So, when do I start?
337
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,525
Start what? Shock treatments?
338
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,863
Elaine, you're much too
emotionally high-strung
339
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,698
for this job. I'm sorry, but...
340
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,634
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
341
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,136
After all that, you're not
gonna give me the job?
342
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,415
Well, I don't think
there's any cause
343
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,039
for that sort of
thing, Miss Nardo.
344
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,319
And you're not only not gonna
give me the job, Now, just a minute!
345
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:18,987
You also called me emotionally
high-strung. Now, wait a minute!
346
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,689
You know, it's difficult to
make a decision in two seconds!
347
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:21,713
(groans)
348
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:24,949
I just hit that man.
349
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:28,418
I just hit him! I know.
350
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:29,653
He's turning red! Elaine...
351
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,389
As your employment
counselor, I have a few things
352
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,358
that I would like to
talk over with you. Alex,
353
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,071
Alex, tell me I didn't
really want that job,
354
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,539
otherwise I wouldn't have
done something that stupid.
355
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:39,429
I mean, tell me I...
Say something because
356
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,376
you're not saying anything
to make me feel better.
357
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,901
You didn't kill him.
358
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:49,873
Oh, Mr. Thompson,
I... (stammering)
359
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:52,543
If you change your
mind, will you call me?
360
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,719
I don't think he'll call me.
361
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,857
You know, Elaine, I
think you lucked out.
362
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:10,394
As far as I'm concerned,
you got the best job
363
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:13,597
you ever had,
being Elaine Nardo.
364
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:17,868
Oh, Alex, that's so sweet.
365
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:21,004
Aw, you like me, that's sweet.
366
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:24,541
Come on. Oh...
367
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,309
We didn't want to tell you,
368
00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:29,847
but you would've
felt terrible without us.
369
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,882
Oh, I know.
370
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,151
I love you guys so much.
371
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:37,955
I mean, that's the real reason
why I didn't take this job.
372
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,390
(sighs)
373
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:43,294
I'm gonna go tell my kids.
374
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,862
Bye.
375
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:46,664
She did take the job!
376
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,599
Shh!
377
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:02,479
(theme song playing)
378
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,405
WOMAN: Good night, Mr. Walters!
379
00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:29,474
(man grumbling)
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