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(theme music playing)
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Shuffle.
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All right? Yeah.
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We'll shuffle it
again, all right?
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Can I show you
guys a card trick?
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Yeah, sure.
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Go ahead.
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Uh, could I have
a little room here?
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Okay, it's all right.
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JIM: Okay, now.
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Latka, pick a card,
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show it to Tony and Alex.
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Okay. And put it
back in the deck.
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I got it. All right.
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Okay, here you go.
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All right.
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Now here comes the good part.
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I'm gonna magically
make Latka's card
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rise to the top of the deck.
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(grunts)
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What was your card?
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The queen of spades.
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Voila!
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Not only has your card
risen to the top of the deck,
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but it has changed into
the ace of diamonds.
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Oh, Jim.
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No, no, he's right.
He was lucky.
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Let me see you do
that again. No, no, no.
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Always leave them wanting more.
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Thank you very much.
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Guys, I need some advice.
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Yeah?
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I have a very important
decision to make,
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and it's driving me crazy.
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I was just offered
a job as manager
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of this terrific new
art gallery in Seattle.
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It-it's small now,
but it has potential,
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and I can grow with it. Oh.
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Seattle is a great town.
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I got friends there.
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Well, that's one
strike against it.
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But the other drawback... here
I'd have to uproot my family,
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you know, and leave
my-my friends and everything,
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Yeah. And-and reestablish myself
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in a strange community
3,000 miles away.
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So, what do you
think I should do?
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I don't know.
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I don't know either.
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You know, but I had to
make a decision like this once.
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It was the
crossroads of my life.
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Maybe if I told you
about it, it would help you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Good, 'cause
I'd love to tell it.
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(crowd cheering)
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You remember our strategy
for the fight, don't you, kid?
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Yeah, Jack, uh, don't
lead with my right,
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uh, keep moving,
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uh, work the body and
watch out for the left hook,
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and, above all, flatter the bum.
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What?
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Flatten the bum.
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Flatten him.
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Oh, that makes more sense.
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Makes more sense?
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Why would go out and flatter
someone you were gonna fight?
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Psychological ploy?
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Oh, I guess if he's
wearing a particularly nice
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pair of shorts, it
couldn't hurt to mention it.
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Hello, Jack.
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Frank.
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Like to talk to your boy here.
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Uh, no, Frank, he's a good kid.
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He's a good kid.
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(door closes)
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Heard a lot about you.
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Heard you have real promise.
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Yeah.
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Gonna win a lot of fights. Yeah.
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But you're not
gonna win tonight.
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Wilkes is gonna drop
you in the third round.
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Gee, no wonder Jack
didn't want you to talk to me.
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You're so discouraging.
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I represent some people
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who've bet a lot of
money against you.
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Oh, no.
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Are they right very often?
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Oh, wait, don't tell me, man.
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This could shake my confidence.
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Think I better try a
different approach.
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I want you to take a dive.
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In the third round.
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In the ring.
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Tonight.
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You want me to throw the fight?
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That's what I'm asking.
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I thought so.
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Well, you can forget it.
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You cooperate, we'll
make things easy for you.
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Money, training,
uh, good fight dates.
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You know, a chance to move up.
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Losing this fight could be
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the best thing you
ever did for your career.
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But you cross me,
you're gonna be sorry.
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Hey, you know,
you're the kind of guy
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that gives Italians a bad name.
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I'm not Italian.
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Well, do they know
you're doing this?
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Think it over, kid.
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Don't be a sap.
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I'm sorry, Tony, but these
kind of things happen.
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It's okay. Just tell me what
round you're going down in,
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so I can help you
make it look good.
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Ah, forget it.
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You ain't gonna have to do that,
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'cause I ain't laying
down for that guy.
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Tony, think about it.
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Frank must have
made some good offers.
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Money, fights, a better manager.
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Better manager? What do I
need a better manager for?
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I got you, Jack. When it
comes to training fighters,
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you wrote the book, bud.
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I know you think so,
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but I'm not that great.
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I mean, jumping rope for timing,
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I didn't really think that up.
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How about, how about
running for stamina?
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I hate to burst
your bubble, kid,
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but, uh, that's older
than jumping rope.
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How about improving
the speed of my punches
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by shaving my forearms?
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You mean, my wind
resistance theory?
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See?
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The point is you're
a great manager.
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And we're gonna go out there
together, and we're gonna win.
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I'm proud of you, Tony.
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You got a lot of guts
standing up to those guys.
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I'm gonna be with
you all the way, in spirit.
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What do you mean "in
spirit"? I mean, ain't you
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gonna be in my
corner? Don't you care?
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Of course, I care.
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And I want to hear all
about it after the fight.
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You call me at my
sister's place in Union City.
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Use a pay phone.
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I'll call you.
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See ya.
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(door closes)
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Yeah, well, I'm
glad you're gone.
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I don't need your help anyway.
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I don't need nobody's help.
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I'll win this fight alone
with nobody's help.
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Excuse me, somebody, please!
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Banta, Wilkes, no head
butting, no low blows.
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In the event of a knockdown,
go to a neutral corner.
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Shake hands.
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And good luck.
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Hey, I feel sorry for you, man.
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You're fighting an
angry man with a cause.
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And I hope you
bet a lot of money
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on your boy, 'cause you're
gonna lose it tonight, see?
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I'm gonna pulverize him.
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(bell rings)
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You're going down
hard tonight, man.
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Tony Banta don't take
no dives for nobody.
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I know, man. That's why
they got me to take the dive.
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You're taking the dive?
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That's right!
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You're a disgrace!
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I know, man, but tag me a
good one so I can go down, okay?
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Break it up!
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No, man, I don't
want no part of this.
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Come on, man, I
need the dough! No, no.
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(grunts)
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Go to a neutral corner.
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Six, seven...
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How do you live with yourself?
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Eight, nine, ten!
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You're out! (crowd cheering)
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Oh, Tony, that was a tough
decision you had to make.
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I respect your choice.
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It makes me want to hear
what you think I should do.
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Well, I'm flattered.
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I think you should ask Alex.
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No, Tony.
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Now, look, I don't
want that responsibility.
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Ahh... Thank you.
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Tony, I want to
hear what you think.
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Okay, here goes.
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Think you should wait.
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Think you should hang in there,
stay cool, and sooner or later,
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even though he
says he's not going to,
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Alex is gonna tell
you what to do.
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Hey, come on, Tony.
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Nardo, you're wasting your time
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listening to Profiles
in Sewage here.
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You want some real help?
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You listen to a
success story... mine.
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I don't want to hear this story.
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Oh, I do, I do.
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I have been looking for
something to fill the void
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ever since my last canker sore.
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(laughs)
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(groans)
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Come on, Louie, tell.
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I was at the lowest
point in my life...
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Toiling at a menial,
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dead-end job, far
beneath my dignity
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as a human being.
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Hey, what were you doing, Louie?
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I was a cabdriver.
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What?!
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Only $25 for an entire shift?
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Oh, this is just terrible.
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It's terrible.
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I know how you feel, son.
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I'll tell you what, I'll give
you a little something
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that'll pick your
spirits up a wee bit.
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A little slice of heaven.
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A piece of my wife's peach pie.
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You know, I was saving
it for myself for lunch,
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but I'm thinking that you'll
need it more than I do.
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(chuckles)
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(blowing nose)
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Oh, you still haven't
cured that cold yet,
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have you, Phillipe?
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Well, let me set
aside cab 512 for you.
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It's got the best
heater in the fleet.
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Thanks a lot.
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Top o' the morning
to you, Louie.
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Cram it up your bagpipe.
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Well, it so happens
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I've got a little something here
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that'll make you
feel a tad happier.
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Forget it.
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Your wife's peach
slop gives me the trots.
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Anybody for a
game of strip poker?
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A pair or better to open, Lydia.
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Whoo!
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Uh, Louie?
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Yeah?
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Could I have a word with you?
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Ah, sure.
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See, I-I've got to take
my sister to the doctor's.
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Nothing serious, mind you.
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Oh, you don't know
how relieved I am.
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Well, you see,
you're the only man
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who knows this job
as well as I do, so if you
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could take charge of the
office for a couple of hours,
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I'd be everlastingly grateful
to you for the wee favor.
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(laughing): Are you kidding?
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You want me to give up
two hours of tips and fares
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to sit in the cage while
you're off goldbricking
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at a doctor's office? Ha!
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I'm sorry it has to
come to this, but, uh,
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if you force me to
order you, Louie, I will.
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Go on, go on.
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Aw, come on.
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(speaking indistinctly) Eh...
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All right, all right.
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All right, but don't think
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you're gonna make a
habit of this. All right.
261
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:20,004
How about letting them
know who's in charge here?
262
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,172
Uh, attention, everybody!
263
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,142
Hey, wh-what's the matter
with this, it doesn't work?
264
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:28,112
Now, why would a person
want to blast their voice
265
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:31,582
over a loudspeaker when
they could talk to them very...
266
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,785
Now, hear this!
267
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,753
For the next two hours,
268
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:39,056
Louie De Palma,
totally against his will,
269
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:42,192
is gonna be squandering
his precious talent
270
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:46,798
sitting in a cage doing a
job a chimpanzee could do.
271
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,102
Louie, I'll be back shortly.
272
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:56,006
Uh, I'm sorry, but I'll
be making it up to you.
273
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,543
I promise. In fact, you
know, I'll tell you what.
274
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,811
I'll get me missus to
bake a Brown Betty
275
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,147
for the company
picnic... How's that?
276
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,983
Yeah, who's gonna
bring the Bromo?
277
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,921
All right, all right,
278
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,058
let's get some butts
on the road here.
279
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:19,497
Um... Rodriguez, cab 222.
280
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:22,366
Louie, Tom said I
could have cab 512.
281
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,935
'Cause I got a cold, and
it's got the best heater.
282
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,938
Did he say he'd wipe
your nose for you, too?
283
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:32,076
Beat it! This job stinks enough
without being a baby-sitter.
284
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,344
Louie.
285
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,745
What?
286
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,081
Five bucks for a
cab with a heater?
287
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:44,489
(choral music playing)
288
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,001
Yeah, I was around then.
289
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,703
It took Louie one week
290
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,005
to undermine poor
old Tom's authority,
291
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,240
shake his confidence
292
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,442
and drive him
right into retirement.
293
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,777
Thanks for spoiling
the ending, Reiger!
294
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,741
Aw, what the hell,
I'll tell you anyway.
295
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:11,115
Oh.
296
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,550
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
297
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,620
I wasn't the end of the
world for that old geezer.
298
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,322
He became a crosswalk guard.
299
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,459
So, uh, what was
Louie's crossroad,
300
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,228
when he decided to crawl
out from under the rock?
301
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,729
No, it was, uh...
302
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,865
In fact, no, that's what it was.
303
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,367
Oh, come on, you guys,
help me decide this.
304
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,368
Yeah, yeah.
305
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,504
Let's see, let's see.
306
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:39,577
Uh... e-excuse me, fellas.
307
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,546
I have a story to tell Elaine.
308
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:45,750
Hey, Jim, does it have anything
to do with what we're talking about?
309
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:48,519
One can only hope.
310
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:50,054
(clears throat)
311
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:55,893
It was... long ago,
a simpler time.
312
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,772
These brownies are great.
313
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,774
I'm really stoned.
314
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:14,645
(sitar music playing)
315
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,957
Oh, wow. (chuckles)
316
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,492
Far out.
317
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,729
Everything is just so beautiful!
318
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:35,566
I'm just embarrassed that you're
seeing me crying like a baby.
319
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:39,937
Gordon... Gordon,
you're not crying.
320
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,773
W-Well, what am I doing?
321
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,074
You're smiling and happy.
322
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,443
(chuckles): Great! Great.
323
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,679
I'm smiling.
324
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,781
I'm happy.
325
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,561
Jim, watch this.
326
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,262
It is psychedelic.
327
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,765
Heather, I have
seen a lava lamp.
328
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:11,101
They're very colorful and
amusing for about five seconds.
329
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:14,238
Now, let's go to the library
and do some studying.
330
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,473
Jimmy, sometimes
you are such a drag.
331
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,643
Hey, I like to party as
much as the next guy.
332
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:22,880
(laughs): Yeah, if the
next guy is a Quaker.
333
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:29,554
Congratulations, Gordon, that
was almost a complete sentence.
334
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:33,324
Really?
335
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:36,894
Well, if you will excuse me,
336
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,263
I have some studying
to do in the library.
337
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,734
Aw, Jim, Jim... don't
you understand?
338
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,504
Huh? I mean, all the studying,
339
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:50,140
all the books and
all the libraries
340
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,409
and all the gymnasiums...
341
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,147
I forgot my thought!
342
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,054
Jim, just sit down for a while
343
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,189
and have a brownie with us.
344
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,523
Oh, no.
345
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,659
Are those funny brownies?
346
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,328
Funny brownies?
347
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:13,331
Don't get cute, Heather.
348
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:14,876
You love it when
I'm cute. Oh, don't...
349
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,301
All right, come on,
stop it, stop it, stop it.
350
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,936
Come on.
351
00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:22,005
(laughing): Come on, I
love it, I love it, okay, I...
352
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:28,045
Now, come on, Heather,
what's in the brownies?
353
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:31,349
Sugar, eggs, chocolate,
marijuana, flour and walnuts.
354
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,751
You've been feeding us walnuts?!
355
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,420
I-I will study here,
356
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,489
but I can't have
any distractions
357
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,458
because I'm doing my term
paper on Plutarch's Lives.
358
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:42,727
So...
359
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,895
the music and the
brownies have to go,
360
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:48,799
and I'm pulling the
plug on the groovy lamp.
361
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,701
(screams)
362
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,340
Oh, so what are we
supposed to do now?
363
00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:00,745
I have a suggestion:
we could study.
364
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,846
Let's split.
365
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,318
Well, I'm taking my lamp.
366
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,754
Later.
367
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:32,743
Heather, I think we
better have a talk.
368
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,680
I'll catch up with
you guys later.
369
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,916
Yo! GORDON (muffled
grunt): Okay, Heather...
370
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,028
You've changed.
371
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,030
Jimmy, I'm just
doing my own thing.
372
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,532
You should try it.
373
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,966
When are you gonna realize
374
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,169
that it's not just
doing your own thing,
375
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,237
it's doing the right thing?!
376
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,040
We're not here to
party or to protest,
377
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,109
but to learn.
378
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,845
Who is gonna be the
leaders of tomorrow?
379
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,095
How did you guys beat me here?
380
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,903
Gordon, this is our room.
381
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,905
I thought the ceiling
looked familiar.
382
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,310
(sitar music continues)
383
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,412
Really good band.
384
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:46,984
And you think Mr. Fog over
there is more fun than I am?
385
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:50,320
Jimmy, I like it that you're
a serious, motivated person
386
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,990
who wants so much
to realize his potential,
387
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,326
but you've got to have some fun.
388
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,560
I know that!
389
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,229
Don't you think I want
to be a rounded person?
390
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,032
But I do have fun, though.
391
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,367
The glee club is great fun.
392
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:10,173
I don't need drugs to have fun!
393
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,842
I get high on life.
394
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,611
I very high on life.
395
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,680
As a matter of fact,
I'm high right now!
396
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,285
Jimmy, everybody's
doing marijuana.
397
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,689
It's something I enjoy, and I
want to share it with my boyfriend.
398
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,123
Is that so terrible?
399
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,892
The best available
research indicates
400
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,195
that for some people
it's habit-forming
401
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,364
and leads to harder drugs.
402
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:37,201
And, who knows, I could
be one of those people.
403
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,671
You can't reject
it until you try it.
404
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,873
Come on, please?
(sighs): Oh, Heather,
405
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:46,243
first you nag me
into premarital sex.
406
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,581
Okay, I'll give you that.
407
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:54,885
Come on.
408
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,257
For our relationship, okay?
409
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,295
Okay.
410
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,363
If I try it once,
411
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,567
will you promise never
to bring it up again?
412
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:10,901
Yes.
413
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:49,339
Okay.
414
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,042
I've done it.
415
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,277
It's over with.
416
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:55,179
I don't want to
hear about it again.
417
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,514
And let's just hope
it's not habit-forming.
418
00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,184
Jimmy?
419
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,324
Are you all right?
420
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,027
I'm fine.
421
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,029
Now, let's go study.
422
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,094
(theme song playing)
423
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:08,652
WOMAN: Good night, Mr. Walters!
424
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:09,721
(man grumbling)
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