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(theme song playing)
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Hey, hello, Latka.
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Good. He's not here yet.
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Bobby's not here.
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I bought him a gift.
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Can you guess what it is?
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(laughs)
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A beach ball.
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Oh... yeah.
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Okay, but can you
guess what color it is?
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Red, green, yellow and blue.
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Yeah, that's right.
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But, uh, okay, can you guess
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how much did it cost me?
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About ten dollars.
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Yeah.
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That's right, okay,
but can you guess...
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All right, how tall
was the saleslady?
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Five foot three.
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Not even close, Mr. Know-It-All.
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Anybody else want to guess?
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ELAINE: Latka,
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Bobby hasn't moved
out to California yet.
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He just went there
to do a television pilot.
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Yeah, that's right.
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The network isn't sure about
making it into a series yet.
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You know what I mean.
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Yeah. Besides, you
buying Bobby a gift
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makes the rest of us look bad.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You see, he expects it from
me because I am his best friend.
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Oh.
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What... What are you talking
about, best friend, Latka?
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Everybody knows
I'm Bobby's best friend.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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It's so silly, it make me laugh.
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There is nobody closer
than me and Bobby.
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Hey, Latka, you
know, you're nuts.
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Me and Bobby go out together,
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me and Bobby go
to games together,
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me and Bobby go
chasing girls together.
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Whenever he's got a
problem, he calls me.
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He does that to
you? That's right.
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Well, then I can see
how that can confuse you.
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But-but, really, Tony, really,
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but he and I are best friends.
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Anyway, if he's not
going to-to California,
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I'd better return this to
the six-feet tall saleslady...
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and get something else.
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(scoffs) (laughs)
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You know, uh, hey, you know,
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Bobby's been gone
almost six months.
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Hope he hasn't changed any.
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Yeah, you know, uh,
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those people in, uh,
California are pretty strange.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Unlike here.
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Wow!
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Thanks, you guys.
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I really didn't expect this
kind of welcome home.
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I didn't even know I was gone.
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ALEX: Jim?
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Yeah. Your name
is Jim, not Bobby.
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Oh, maybe so.
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But if someone does
something nice to me,
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I'm not one to nitpick.
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You guys are aces.
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Nice to be back.
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Nice to have you back, Jim.
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Hi, everybody!
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(excited chatter)
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Good to see you!
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Wow! Ooh!
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Here I am back in
the garage again!
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ELAINE: Yeah. This
place hasn't changed a bit.
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Ooh. TONY: Come on, Bobbaroo,
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there's your old
seat, yeah. Yeah!
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Hey, sit down.
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Hey, how was California?
Great, huh? Yeah?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Take away the
beaches, the climate,
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the women, the
glamour... still beats this.
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(laughter)
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It's great to have him back.
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Bobby! (excited chatter)
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Hey, will you shut up?
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I couldn't hear
myself think in there.
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What's all the noise?
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Hey, Louie, guess who's back?
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Louie.
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Well... Bobby Wheeler,
the great ac-tor.
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If I'd have known
you were coming,
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I'd have baked a ham.
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So, come to beg for
your job back, huh, Bob?
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Ah, I didn't come
back here to work, Lou.
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You never came
here to work, Wheeler.
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He don't need your
job no more, Louie.
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He's a big TV star now.
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Hey, hey, hey, Tony,
I'm not a star yet, huh?
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Yeah, well, Bobby did a
pilot and that's the first step.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I happen to know a
little bit about the TV world.
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Donahue did a
whole show about it.
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They make hundreds
of pilots every year,
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and maybe two or three of 'em
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ever become series, hmm.
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Yeah, but I have a feeling that
Bobby's is gonna be one of them.
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Yeah, I think it has a chance.
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Well, I don't. Why not?
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Because Wheeler's in it.
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Everything he
touches is a failure.
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I mean, if he was at Gettysburg,
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we'd be singing "Dixie"
before ball games.
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(Louie laughs)
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ALEX: Yeah, well, you'd
better watch out, Louie,
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because this time I think
you're in for a big surprise.
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The only thing that
surprises me, Reiger,
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is how the rest of
you can manage
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to keep up this
masquerade of confidence
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in George C. Scum here.
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If you held a gun to his head,
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Wheeler couldn't
act nervous, ha-ha!
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When this guy's in a play,
the highest priced seats are
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near the exits.
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When this fellow goes onstage,
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they have to put sick
bags behind the seats.
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(laughs)
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ALEX: All right, all right, all
right, all right, Louie, Louie,
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Louie, let me ask you something.
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Let me ask you something.
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What if Bobby
does get the series?
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Ha! No, I mean it. What
if he does get the series?
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What, what, what?
Well, you name it, Reiger.
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You want to make
a little bet here?
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A hundred bucks? No, no, no.
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200 bucks? 500 bucks? No, no.
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No, no, no money.
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What, what, what?
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All right.
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You congratulate
him in front of all of us.
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Couldn't I just take out my
appendix with a warm spoon?
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Sick bags!
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Come on, come on, Louie.
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Hey, Lou, come on.
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Now, now you're
so sure of yourself,
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what do you say?
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All right, all right, for
sure, fine, I can't lose.
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All right, all right,
if Wheeler's show
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becomes a television series,
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I'll congratulate him in
front of everybody. Right.
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And then,
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I'll go down and
sprinkle rock salt
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where hell froze over.
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(both laughing)
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Warm spoon!
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(cackling)
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Ah, come on,
everybody, let's, come on.
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Let's take this party
over to Mario's. Yeah.
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Come on. Let's get out of here.
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Well, I'm not saying that
Bobby Wheeler's a bad actor,
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but the only one who ever
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waited for him backstage
was the playwright,
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and he had a hammer, ha-ha!
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A hammer, he had a hammer.
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A baseball bat, he had a
baseball bat. No, no, no...
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A rubber hose. (grumbles)
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He had a rubber hose.
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That's a straight line, Louie.
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Okay. Okay, now you
got the number, right?
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Now, if you hear anything,
just call me, okay?
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If you hear anything.
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All right, thanks, good-bye.
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(Bobby sighs)
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Well, Mr. Wheeler.
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Okay, I want to hear
everything about your pilot.
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Yeah. Oh, okay.
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Well, it's a hour-long
dramatic series. Mm-hmm.
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And I play the oldest son in
an old family clan in Idaho.
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It's called Boise.
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Oh... Can't miss.
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I love it! I already feel like
it's one of my favorite shows.
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Guess how much they're
gonna pay me a week
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if this thing goes to series?
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Just take a wild stab.
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150,000 bucks a week.
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No, not 150,000 bucks a week.
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No newcomer makes
150,000 bucks a week.
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Then how much?
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$3,500 a week.
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Hey! That's pretty good!
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That's pretty good.
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What do you mean, "pretty good"?
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It's fantastic.
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You know, if you hadn't
said "150,000 bucks" a week,"
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everybody'd be
going crazy right now.
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That's okay, it's okay, Bob.
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It's okay, we're impressed.
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Yeah, Bobby, if that's
the best you could do,
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it's the best you could do.
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Tony, have you gotten
dumber since I've been away?
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Phone call, Bobby.
It's your agent.
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Oh, no. Oh, no, he's heard.
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I can't move.
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I-I-I can't breathe.
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Somebody get the
phone for me, huh?
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I'll get it.
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Hello, Sid?
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Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.
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Yeah?
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Well, what'd they say?
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Well, what did you say?
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Well, well, okay, listen.
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I'll, I'll get back
to you, okay?
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Yeah, and, uh, and
thanks for calling.
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(sighs)
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The party's over.
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Oh, not again. Oh, no.
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This party's over!
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Now, we start celebrating
my new TV series!
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(excited chatter)
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Come on, this is the
way cab drivers celebrate,
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not the way TV stars celebrate.
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I'm gonna rent a hotel
suite up at the Plaza,
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and I'm gonna show
you what a real party is!
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ALL (chanting):
Boise! Boise! Boise!
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Boise! Boise! Hold it down.
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Hold it down.
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You ain't, you ain't
seen porfnig yet.
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Bobby, now that you are
going to be back in New York,
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I bought you a present.
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But you have to
guess what it is.
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I will give you hint.
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It, it keep you warm
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and it rhyme with "zearmuffs."
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Earmuffs. Earmuffs.
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ALEX: Earmuffs.
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Earmuffs.
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Give up?
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It is earmuffs.
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Hey, Latka, listen, I
really appreciate it,
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but I'm not gonna
be needing them now.
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I got the series, and
I'm going to California.
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Come on, we're moving
the party up to the Plaza.
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(excited chatter)
All right, let's go!
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ALL (chanting):
Boise! Boise! Boise!
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Boise! Boise! Boise...
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You know, uh, this champagne
isn't quite cold enough.
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Would you make
sure the next batch
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is a little more
chilled, please?
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Yes, sir.
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Psst!
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And by the way,
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all these meatballs
got toothpicks in them.
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Tell them to be more
careful back there.
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See?
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A toast...
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to our friend who
is with us again,
258
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,152
but who will soon be leaving us,
259
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,387
but who will take with
him all of our best wishes.
260
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,159
You know...
261
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,061
I can't think of any
group of people
262
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,864
I'd like to share this
moment with more.
263
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,800
I mean, you guys have been
with me through the bad times
264
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,602
and through the good times,
265
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:54,305
and finally now, a great time.
266
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,007
Hear, hear. (Elaine
sighs, laughs)
267
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,354
I just wish there was some
way I could take you all with me.
268
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,479
Well, since you can't,
could I have your juicer?
269
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:02,747
(phone ringing)
270
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,449
I got it. I got it.
271
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:08,085
Hello. Oh, yeah,
hang on a second.
272
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,231
Hey, Bobby, it's your agent.
273
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,421
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
274
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,589
Make more money...
275
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,890
Hey, Sid, how you doin'?
276
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,462
What is it?
277
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,097
What?
278
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,066
They what?
279
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,302
But, but why?
280
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,539
Well, what did you say to them?
281
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:32,643
Ho... hold it, hold
it, hold it, hold it, Sid.
282
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,013
Sid, you said an hour
ago everything was fine.
283
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:38,850
Listen, isn't there
anything we can do?
284
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,985
Listen, Sid, they
can't do this to me!
285
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,854
Come on, this is my life!
286
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,690
Oh, God!
287
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,661
Hey, he's got me curious.
288
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,504
Damn it, Bobby, I
just don't understand
289
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,072
how a thing like
this can happen.
290
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,607
I mean, this is not fair!
291
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,275
You went out there,
you made a pilot.
292
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,577
They sold it, they loved it.
293
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,278
And now they're
gonna recast your part?
294
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,046
I can't believe it.
295
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:10,415
I, I can't believe it.
296
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,049
I mean, it's not
happening to me.
297
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,721
Here we go.
298
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,956
For the California beach boy.
299
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,058
Just the thing
for fun in the sun.
300
00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:23,228
You bought me a beach ball?
301
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,796
Thank you, big mouth.
302
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,600
Yeah.
303
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:33,905
Latka, Bobby's going
to stay in New York.
304
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,506
They recast his part.
305
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,241
Is true?
306
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,279
Oh, okay, well, I don't mind.
307
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:44,748
I like to be laughed at by
the clerks in the toy store.
308
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,022
I just don't understand this.
309
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,957
Didn't they give
you any explanation?
310
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,693
Oh yeah, they gave
me an explanation.
311
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,461
Yeah? Well, this
I'd like to hear. Yeah.
312
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,799
They said I wasn't sexy enough.
313
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,333
What?
314
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,536
I don't understand.
315
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,673
BOBBY: They gotta be crazy.
316
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,577
I mean, I ooze sex.
317
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,378
I mean, look at my teeth
318
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,815
and my hair, my height.
319
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,118
I'm a sexy guy.
320
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,459
Uh, excuse me.
321
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:29,694
Sí.
322
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,395
Do you speak English?
323
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,364
Sí.
324
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,335
Do you think I'm sexy?
325
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,303
Sí.
326
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,340
Do you think I'm very sexy?
327
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,741
Sí.
328
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,345
I'm gonna ask you seriously
329
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,146
and, and please don't lie to me.
330
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:55,286
Do you think that
I'm really, really sexy?
331
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,756
You are a sex god, señor.
332
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,060
See? ALEX: Bob,
333
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:06,097
Bob, Bob, listen, those
people in Hollywood are crazy.
334
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,676
Now, look, I'm not
gonna let you give up.
335
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,111
There's gotta be
something you could do.
336
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,401
Oh, oh, there's
something I could do.
337
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:15,740
Uh, I'm going to wander
the streets aimlessly
338
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,876
and ride the subways
and babble to myself.
339
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,848
And crawl back to Louie on my
belly, begging for my job back.
340
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,483
That's the spirit.
341
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,885
Bobby, look.
342
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,532
You gotta look on the
bright side of things.
343
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,033
You know, you got
a lot going for you.
344
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,456
Yeah, like what?
345
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,691
Like us. TONY: That's right.
346
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:35,993
ALEX: That's right.
347
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:40,097
Yeah. One thing I
do have is friends.
348
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,365
The "one thing"?
349
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,100
The one? Ah, come on, Bob.
350
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,780
Ah, look, let's everybody
just sit right here
351
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,971
and remind Mr. Wheeler
about the great things
352
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,840
that he's got that are
a lot more important
353
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,409
than some television
show, all right?
354
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,810
ELAINE: Yeah.
355
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:02,186
You know, I'm feeling
a lot better now.
356
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,420
I want to thank you guys.
357
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,956
It's all right. Oh.
Oh, great, Bobby.
358
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,759
I think I can even face
going back to the garage now.
359
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,526
Hey, Bob, I know it ain't much,
360
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,073
but at least we'll all
be together again.
361
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,596
Yeah. You can still Yeah.
362
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,565
Go on those auditions
like you used to.
363
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,901
Yeah, yeah... No,
no, no, no, Bobby.
364
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,970
Going back to the garage
would be the worst mistake
365
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,305
you'd ever make in your life.
366
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,551
What, what are
you talking about?
367
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,774
Bobby, come here.
368
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,120
Come here, let me
show you this. What?
369
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,244
Look here.
370
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,478
What do you see out there?
371
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,214
An old woman clubbing pigeons.
372
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,416
No, no, not down
there, up there.
373
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,485
Oh, the sunrise.
374
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,353
Yeah, Bobby, it's a new day.
375
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,222
And you know what's
great about this day?
376
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,991
It doesn't belong
to anybody yet.
377
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,159
It could belong to you, Bob.
378
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,672
But it won't if you
stick around here.
379
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,663
Now, look, come on,
you went out there.
380
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,309
The best thing that ever
happened to you was this,
381
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,699
was this shot at the pilot.
382
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,669
I mean, you got experience,
you made contacts.
383
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,904
Bobby, you gotta
follow through with this.
384
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,872
You gotta go back to California.
385
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,774
Look, maybe this
one didn't work out,
386
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:58,810
but the next one will.
387
00:17:58,845 --> 00:17:59,944
Or the one after that.
388
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,179
Or the one after that.
389
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,682
Or the one after that.
390
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,917
Or the one after that.
391
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,220
ELAINE: Jim, he got the point.
392
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,825
"The grey-eyed morn
smiles on frowning night,"
393
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:19,062
"Chequering the eastern
clouds with streaks of light,"
394
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:23,000
"And fleckled darkness
like a drunken reels"
395
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:28,973
"From forth day's path
and Titan's fiery wheels."
396
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,510
(sighs)
397
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:34,979
That's good, Bob.
398
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,380
TONY: Yeah.
399
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,783
I've still got a plane
ticket to California.
400
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,186
And tomorrow, I'm gonna
be on that noon flight.
401
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,592
Or the one after that.
402
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,532
Let's go. Welcome home, Bobby.
403
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,400
Oh. Here are you earmuffs.
404
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,702
Oh, gee, Latka, thanks.
405
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,038
But, see, I won't be
needing them now.
406
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:04,241
I'm going out to California,
and I'm gonna make it.
407
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:08,111
Oh, and then I suppose
you want the beach ball?
408
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,913
And then when I give
you the beach ball,
409
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,548
you're going to
want the earmuffs?
410
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,184
Well, you got another
thing coming, pal,
411
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:16,119
because I don't care.
412
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,288
I am fed up.
413
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,656
I don't care where you go,
414
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,024
what you do, when you
do it, when you get there.
415
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,361
I don't care. You're
making me crazy.
416
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:26,129
(speaking native language)
417
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,443
Earmuffs, beach
ball. Yeah, Latka...
418
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,766
Earmuffs, beach ball...
419
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,735
(continues in native language)
420
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,612
Well, everybody, I'm on my way.
421
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,114
Hey, uh, Lou.
422
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:47,351
All right, don't make this
any harder than it has to be.
423
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,654
I said I was gonna
congratulate him,
424
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,188
and that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.
425
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,137
Hey, hey, Louie, listen, you
really don't have to do that...
426
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,493
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
427
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,839
No, no, no, no,
no... No, but I...
428
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,074
I'd like to hear
this. Alex, I would...
429
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,431
I would really
like to hear this.
430
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,433
All right, well, then
shut up and let me do it.
431
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:07,704
All right, uh, Wheeler.
432
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,908
I know that I, I rode you hard
when you worked here and, uh,
433
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:14,145
I hope that, uh, that
doesn't keep you
434
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,746
from believing what
I'm about to say.
435
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,181
(clears throat)
436
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,448
I was wrong.
437
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:20,484
Everybody else was right.
438
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,720
You probably are talented,
439
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,855
because you're
getting out of this place.
440
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,824
It's something I gave
up on a long time ago.
441
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:32,496
Eh, you'll go out there,
probably become a big star.
442
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:36,133
And if, uh, something like
that should happen, and, uh,
443
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:39,202
you are still not mad at me...
444
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,538
maybe send me a
picture or something.
445
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,341
Congratulations and
I wish you all the best.
446
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,117
Hey, uh, look, Lou, I,
447
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:56,387
I wasn't gonna say
anything, but, uh...
448
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,021
I want to give you
a good-bye gift.
449
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,537
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, you
shouldn't do that. No, no, yeah, yeah.
450
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:07,798
Look, uh, Louie, I
didn't get the series.
451
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:11,402
They liked the pilot, but, uh,
452
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,036
they're getting rid of me.
453
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,674
They did that to you?
454
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:21,712
Oh... (sobbing)
455
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,484
Hey, hey, come on, Louie, huh?
456
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,385
Come on, don't
take it like that.
457
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,554
I can't help it.
458
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,357
(laughing): That's the
funniest thing I ever heard.
459
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:38,929
(laughs)
460
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,064
(whooping)
461
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,168
Hey, mister, you want
to hear something funny?
462
00:21:49,242 --> 00:21:52,677
You know, Alex, I think I'm
gonna miss him the least.
463
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,512
(laughs)
464
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,748
I guess this is good-bye.
465
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,382
Oh, no.
466
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:01,563
Hey, listen, we're gonna
be seeing a lot of each other.
467
00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:03,487
You'll go out there, I'll
come back here. Yeah.
468
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:07,624
Let's just say... "so long."
469
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,593
So long.
470
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:17,734
Take it easy, bro.
471
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,042
We're gonna be
seeing you on television
472
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,410
sooner than you think.
473
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:27,277
Yeah.
474
00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:29,246
Or the one after that.
475
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:46,430
Well, um... good-bye, Bob.
476
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:49,733
Hey, Alex, it's not
really good-bye.
477
00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,635
It's more like
"I'll see ya later."
478
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,749
Come on, we're gonna be
seeing a lot more of each other.
479
00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,573
Yeah, maybe, maybe.
480
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,608
What, what do you mean, "maybe"?
481
00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:59,743
Well, I mean, come
on, you know, if you, uh,
482
00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:02,946
if you make it out there,
uh, your life's gonna change.
483
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:05,483
I mean, you're gonna get busy.
484
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:06,650
You're gonna travel.
485
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:07,951
You're gonna make new friends.
486
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,020
You know that and I know that.
487
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:13,790
You know, Bobby,
if you become a star,
488
00:23:13,825 --> 00:23:15,985
there's a good chance we'll
never see each other again.
489
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,800
Here's hoping we never
see each other again.
490
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,640
Yeah. (chuckles)
491
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,810
Go get 'em. Go get 'em.
492
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,444
Huh? All right.
493
00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:36,981
(sighs)
494
00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,073
(theme song playing)
495
00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,033
WOMAN: Good night, Mr. Walters!
496
00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,068
(man grumbling)
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