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Oh my gosh.
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My mom had me when she was my age, 15.
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So, I got the sex talk
when I was only seven.
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But it wasn't your typical
birds and bees crap.
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Then again, there's not
much typical about my mom.
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Uh... you have a pen I could borrow?
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Sex. Men want it.
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- And they think you should give it to 'em.
- Thank you.
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But you should never give anything
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unless you're gettin'
somethin' in return.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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You can get two things
from sex with a man.
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Passion or power.
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You're such a loser!
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You better make sure
you're gettin' somethin'.
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Otherwise, you're just gettin' screwed.
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Oh, and use a condom.
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Mom never lets her guard down.
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She's always in control.
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It was a really effective sex talk.
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- I'm still a virgin.
- Virginia Miller.
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Can I talk to you in the hall?
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Virginia...
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It's Ginny.
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Your stepfather's been in an accident.
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Your mom's on her way
here with your brother.
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I'm so sorry, honey.
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He didn't make it.
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Poor Amber Lynn.
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I know they had their
problems with the divorce,
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but still, she must be devastated.
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Have you seen the new wife?
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Who shows that much
cleavage at a funeral?
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Tacky.
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- Oh!
- Oops. Pardon me. I tripped.
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Kenny was the best.
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The best.
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After being a single mother for so long,
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he was like a godsend.
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And he was wonderful
with Virginia and Austin.
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He treated 'em like his very own.
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Well, they weren't his own, yet
they're gettin' all his money.
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Giving poor Davey's
inheritance to that... trash.
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He was a bastard.
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He was a generous angel,
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and I can't believe he's gone.
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Passion, power, men, sex.
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I'll take her word for it.
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She's the expert.
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I'm nothing like my mom.
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♪ Never admit to a word when she say ♪
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♪ And if she claims ♪
♪ And you tell her baby no way ♪
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- ♪ But she caught me on the counter ♪
- ♪ It wasn't me ♪
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- ♪ Saw me bangin' on the sofa ♪
- ♪ It wasn't me ♪
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- ♪ I even had her in the shower ♪
- ♪ It wasn't me ♪
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- ♪ She even caught me on camera ♪
- ♪ It was... ♪
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Hey!
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Sorry. Do you think this song's
appropriate for a nine-year-old?
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Please. He doesn't understand any of it.
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Austin, what's this song about?
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Doing it on the bathroom
floor, getting caught
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and lying so you don't get in trouble.
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Go back to your Harry Potter game.
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What are you wearing? You look
like Vanessa Hudgens at Rydell High.
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The fact that your Rizzo
is Vanessa and not Stockard
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is literally everything that's
wrong with your generation.
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Stockard is great, OK, but
Vanessa surprised everyone.
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Who knew?
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You like?
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You look like you have gangrene.
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You're gonna like Massachusetts.
It's very patriotic.
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Perfect for a fresh start.
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- You can't get pregnant.
- You know something I don't?
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A baby named Massachusetts or Wellsbury?
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It's child abuse.
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Bury is kinda cute.
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You said we'd be here for a while,
right, Mom? Just the three of us?
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Remember that trip Kenny took
us on to the Great Basin Desert?
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Yeah. It went on and on and on and on.
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Well, Momma's datin'
life is like that desert.
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Nothin' in sight as
far as the eye can see.
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There was nothin' in that desert.
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- Oh! There was nothin' in that desert.
- I'll believe it when I see it.
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You're crabby today!
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- What's wrong?
- I'm sad.
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I'm a human having an emotion.
Am I allowed to be sad?
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Sad? You hated Texas.
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Maybe I miss Kenny.
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You hated Kenny.
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Hi, Mr. Officer!
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Was that racist?
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That was racist, right?
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Guess we're not leaving
that bullshit in the South.
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What was with you? "Hi, Mr.
Officer." You sound like a bad porn.
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I could use a good
pat-down. Been a while.
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Gross.
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Seriously, just gross.
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Scarring. I'm scarred.
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You like it. Ha!
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You like it.
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It looks like Paul Revere
boned a pumpkin spice latte.
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Mark my words, we are
gonna run this town.
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Run it, burn it to the ground, flee
into the night. Same difference.
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Even the politicians are good-looking.
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He looks like a young JFK.
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Like the desert, right?
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It's a far cry from
the walk-up in Houston
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and the apartment in
New Orleans. Look at it.
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- It's just ours? Just the three of us?
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm picking the biggest bedroom!
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Comin'?
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No!
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- Help me! Please help me!
- Come on!
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Shut up!
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You little bitch. Come here!
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I'm gonna kill you, Mary!
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I wanna know what you were thinking
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smoking weed on the side of the road
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in clear view of everyone.
Neighbors, the cops...
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Seriously, I wanna know what
was going through your brain!
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Well, it's legal now.
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Not for you, it isn't.
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You get inside that house.
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You are grounded.
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Acknowledge me, dammit!
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All right, I'm grounded.
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When's dinner though?
'Cause I'm really hungry.
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Oh shit.
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Hello! The door's open.
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Come on in!
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Hi there. I'm Ellen Baker.
Welcome to the neighborhood.
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Georgia Miller. And you brought cookies.
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Aren't you a peach?
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You live across the way, right? I
think I saw you drive in earlier.
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- Saw that, did
you? - Mm-hmm.
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Right. Well...
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OK, get this.
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I'm driving home, and I see him
on the corner, smoking a joint.
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In the middle of the sidewalk!
No shame. Not a care in the world.
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Just gettin' stoned on a Sunday.
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When I was a kid, we had the decency
to use eye drops and be paranoid.
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- I get it. I have a teenager.
- What?
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No way. What, did you give
birth when you were 12?
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Fifteen.
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Shit.
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- Fifteen.
- Yep.
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I dunno, Dad.
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It's a house.
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It's big.
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I'm unpacking now, and it just
seems like an exercise in futility.
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♪ So don't look so surprised ♪
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♪ When I know where you've been... ♪
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What?
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No. Yeah, I'm listening.
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Yeah, Mom's fine.
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♪ Until they're vaporized ♪
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♪ Oh, and all the loss ♪
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♪ Some men, they call the show... ♪
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Um. Hey, Dad? I'll call you back later.
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Peach! I got you a present.
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Gross.
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Totally, but I thought you
could wear it to school tomorrow.
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I won't be white and bougie
even in a cable-knit sweater.
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What if I put you in a
charcoal infinity scarf?
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This is the new thing
you're doing? Hate on Mom?
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Come on. This isn't us.
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We're like the Gilmore
Girls, but with bigger boobs.
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I'm just tired.
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Big day tomorrow. New
school number five.
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I read that stability is crucial for
children in their formative years.
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Maybe that's why Austin
still wets the bed.
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This place is different. I can
feel it. We're gonna put down roots.
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- You said that about Houston.
- I was wrong about Houston.
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- Whatever. It's always the same.
- Try to be more creative!
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This super stereotypical, angsty
teen girl routine you got going on...
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Frankly, it's boring!
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I hate it when you're
mad at me. Come here.
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It's me and you against the
world, kid. Remember that.
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That's dramatic. What about Austin?
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Don't be nervous about tomorrow.
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- I'm not.
- Liar.
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I'm not nervous, but I do need
to get a good night's sleep.
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Oh, you're so responsible.
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Sometimes I can't believe
you came out of me.
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Fun visual. Thanks for that.
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Mom, what?
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Nothin'.
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'Night, peach.
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Come get a taste.
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Hey, kid! Come here!
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What's your name?
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Georgia.
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Who happened to your face?
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I'm gonna give you some advice.
It looks like you need it.
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You win more flies with honey,
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but if you get yourself a bee...
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sting first.
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Hey, kid.
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Who are you?
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My kids and I moved
in across the street.
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I hear you have bud.
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I can't sleep. That would
really help me out right now.
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You got bud or not?
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Thanks, kid.
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It's Marcus.
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Don't do drugs, Marcus.
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Is this it?
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This is nothing.
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- Hogwarts makes this look like a joke.
- Yeah.
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- Would Harry Potter be scared?
- No, but Ron would.
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Yeah. Well, Ron's a pussy.
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OK, now, soldier. Ten-hut!
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Remember, you win more flies with honey,
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but if you get yourself a bee...
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Sting first. Crucio!
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Oh!
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Hey.
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Hey, hey, hey. It's OK.
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You're magic, remember?
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Look at that kid!
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Get on in there, then.
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First day's always the
hardest. I'm Cynthia.
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- Georgia Miller.
- This is Bev and Bhanu.
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We thought you were
one of the new teachers.
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- You look too young to be a mom.
- Oh!
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I'm sure you get it all the time.
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Love your bag.
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You moved into that
house on Bradley Street
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with the fireplace and crown molding.
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- How did you know?
- I'm in real estate.
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Cynthia is the land mogul of Wellsbury.
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Georgia, what is your
feeling on organic produce?
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Organic produce?
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What would you say if you
found out the elementary school
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only offered fast food options
to our children for lunch?
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Pizza, chicken nuggets, cheeseburgers.
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Sounds like a problem.
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I'm so happy to hear you say that.
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You have to come to the
school board meeting tomorrow.
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I'm hosting it at the neighborhood club.
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Paul Randolph will have to pay
attention to us if we show up in force.
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- Tell me you'll be there.
- Paul Randolph?
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The mayor. He runs the town,
but he's not a parent. So...
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Say you'll be there.
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I'll be there.
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Amazing.
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We need as many outreach moms
making a stink as possible.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Anyway...
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OK.
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Virginia, I should warn you.
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We keep a, uh, rigorous
pace in AP English.
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The AP students take
this very seriously.
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So, if my class proves
to be too much for you,
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I suggest you do yourself a favor
and move down to regular English, OK?
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I'd hate to see you bite
off more than you could chew.
257
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Uh, we cover all the greats.
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Steinbeck, Salinger,
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Miller, Homer, Fitzgerald,
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Shakespeare, of course.
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Um... 16 books total.
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- OK?
- It's Ginny.
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I'm living in a Crest commercial.
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Welcome back, AP English.
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Hiding in the back there,
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you will find our new
student, Virginia Miller.
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I trust you will make her feel welcome.
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It's Ginny.
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I know it's our first day
back from summer vacation,
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but I thought it was an excellent
opportunity for a pop quiz.
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Those of you who didn't do the
summer reading of The Crucible
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are in for a world of pain.
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Uh, don't worry, Virginia, I
don't expect you to have read it.
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Oh. Yes, you have a question?
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There are 16 books on this syllabus.
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Yes. Like I said, you
can always drop down...
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Fourteen of them are written by
men, 15 were written by white people,
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and I'll guess the one Black author
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will crop up for Black History Month.
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Am I right?
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Excuse me?
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I'm very serious about
my education, Mr. Gitten.
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I'm worried I might internalize an
ideology that the main viewpoint,
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the viewpoint worth studying in
class, the viewpoint of the greats,
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is only that of the white male,
286
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thus eradicating my voice as immaterial.
287
00:18:20,481 --> 00:18:23,571
And finally, I'm worried I won't
be stimulated intellectually.
288
00:18:23,651 --> 00:18:26,608
Also, I have read The Crucible,
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and I'm confident I
can take the quiz today.
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Are you through, Virginia?
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No.
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Please call me Ginny.
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00:18:36,497 --> 00:18:39,627
Well, I don't know how things
were done at your last school,
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Ginny, but here,
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we don't tolerate political
outbursts and grandstanding
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at the expense of
your peers' class time.
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00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:50,344
Yes, Maxine?
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00:18:50,427 --> 00:18:54,427
Hi. I'm, like, also super concerned
about my subconscious digestion
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of the superiority of the
white male perspective.
300
00:18:56,892 --> 00:18:59,692
Also, I have period cramps,
so can I go to the nurse?
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00:19:01,647 --> 00:19:02,687
OK, that's it.
302
00:19:02,773 --> 00:19:06,323
For the rest of the class, we will
be silent and take the pop quiz.
303
00:19:06,402 --> 00:19:09,282
It's worth 10% of your
first semester grade.
304
00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:15,541
You're new, right?
305
00:19:16,245 --> 00:19:17,745
Just moved in across the street?
306
00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:20,793
It's Monday.
307
00:19:22,876 --> 00:19:25,674
What cultural wasteland are you from?
308
00:19:26,505 --> 00:19:28,335
Never heard of the band Wednesday?
309
00:19:31,927 --> 00:19:32,927
Yeah, I have.
310
00:19:33,971 --> 00:19:36,391
- They have that one song.
- No, they don't.
311
00:19:37,182 --> 00:19:38,182
They don't exist.
312
00:19:38,809 --> 00:19:41,439
I made 'em up. Grabbed the
first shirt I saw this morning.
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00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,520
Whatever.
314
00:19:43,522 --> 00:19:44,902
I met your mom last night.
315
00:19:46,608 --> 00:19:48,108
She can be very friendly.
316
00:19:48,193 --> 00:19:50,863
Hmm. She asked me for weed.
She wasn't that friendly.
317
00:19:50,946 --> 00:19:53,366
Yeah, well, she can
also be kind of a bitch.
318
00:19:56,201 --> 00:19:57,911
Marcus, be gone.
319
00:19:57,995 --> 00:20:00,995
See you around, neighbor.
320
00:20:02,207 --> 00:20:04,537
Sorry about Marcus. He's an asshole.
321
00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:07,586
- Yeah, total asshole.
- Yeah. He's my twin brother.
322
00:20:07,671 --> 00:20:09,131
Oh, I'm sorry. I...
323
00:20:09,214 --> 00:20:12,384
I'm sorry. I should've strangled him
with my umbilical cord in the womb
324
00:20:12,468 --> 00:20:14,008
and done humanity a solid.
325
00:20:15,971 --> 00:20:17,101
Are you coming?
326
00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:20,731
- Uh...
- So, where are you from?
327
00:20:20,809 --> 00:20:23,099
- Texas.
- Texas. That's so exotic.
328
00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:24,687
- Are you straight?
- What?
329
00:20:24,772 --> 00:20:27,942
Gay, straight, them, they? Do
they even let you be gay in Texas?
330
00:20:28,025 --> 00:20:29,355
Um, I'm straight.
331
00:20:29,443 --> 00:20:32,493
Ugh! That's such a bummer.
There are no good gays here.
332
00:20:33,405 --> 00:20:36,405
You are going to love my friends, OK?
333
00:20:36,492 --> 00:20:39,332
So that's Norah, that's
Jordan, that's Brodie,
334
00:20:39,411 --> 00:20:41,331
that's Hunter, and this is Abby.
335
00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:43,043
Guys, this is Ginny.
336
00:20:43,123 --> 00:20:45,543
She is my new neighbor.
She's from Texas.
337
00:20:45,626 --> 00:20:48,626
I'm in love with her, so you
need to worship her and be nice.
338
00:20:48,712 --> 00:20:49,712
Um, howdy.
339
00:20:49,755 --> 00:20:51,415
Howdy.
340
00:20:52,007 --> 00:20:54,585
God! I love southern accents.
341
00:20:54,676 --> 00:20:57,096
I feel like you could
say the nastiest shit,
342
00:20:57,179 --> 00:20:59,639
and it would still sound
all sweet and charming
343
00:20:59,723 --> 00:21:03,060
like you were offering me
lemonade, you know? Like...
344
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:04,770
I'll cut your face!
345
00:21:04,853 --> 00:21:06,943
See? It's still charming.
346
00:21:07,022 --> 00:21:09,782
And your skin is
flawless. Do you jade roll?
347
00:21:09,858 --> 00:21:13,198
Oh, sorry. Is that like when white
girls touch Black girls' hair?
348
00:21:13,278 --> 00:21:15,110
If I'm being a dick, it's 'cause we have
349
00:21:15,111 --> 00:21:16,620
more Starbucks than Black people.
350
00:21:16,698 --> 00:21:18,578
Why'd you move to Wellsbury?
351
00:21:18,659 --> 00:21:19,909
Um, my stepdad died.
352
00:21:21,495 --> 00:21:22,825
Oh, it's fine.
353
00:21:22,913 --> 00:21:24,333
Well, how did he die?
354
00:21:24,414 --> 00:21:26,084
Um... car accident.
355
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,707
Well, heart attack, then car accident.
356
00:21:28,794 --> 00:21:30,804
That's horrible. Was anyone else hurt?
357
00:21:30,879 --> 00:21:33,419
Was he on the highway?
Was he on a motorcycle?
358
00:21:33,507 --> 00:21:36,587
I saw the most gruesome
motorcycle accident one time.
359
00:21:36,677 --> 00:21:39,967
This guy's arm was literally four
lanes away from the rest of him.
360
00:21:40,055 --> 00:21:41,845
Know what? My stupid idiot twin,
361
00:21:41,932 --> 00:21:44,432
he's probably gonna end
up the exact same way.
362
00:21:44,518 --> 00:21:47,648
He bought a motorcycle, which
is more pathetic than it sounds
363
00:21:47,729 --> 00:21:49,337
because our birthday isn't until
364
00:21:49,338 --> 00:21:51,399
December, which is
when he could ride it.
365
00:21:51,483 --> 00:21:53,240
By that point, the roads'll be all icy.
366
00:21:53,241 --> 00:21:55,243
He'll probably just die immediately.
367
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,610
Chill, Max.
368
00:21:59,741 --> 00:22:03,001
Oh! I didn't mean to, like,
bring up painful memories for you.
369
00:22:03,078 --> 00:22:05,788
I love all that gruesome
shit, you know? I'm so morbid.
370
00:22:05,873 --> 00:22:08,963
I've seen every episode of SVU,
and I only listen to podcasts
371
00:22:09,042 --> 00:22:12,462
about girls like me getting
brutally murdered. Want some yogurt?
372
00:22:12,546 --> 00:22:14,336
- Uh...
- You know what?
373
00:22:14,423 --> 00:22:16,683
You're right. The food here is crap.
374
00:22:16,758 --> 00:22:19,088
Let's sneak off campus
and get some tacos.
375
00:22:21,263 --> 00:22:22,643
Come. Seriously.
376
00:22:29,813 --> 00:22:31,943
Mm. Hello again, JFK.
377
00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:34,900
Thanks, Joe.
378
00:22:35,402 --> 00:22:37,402
- Do I know you?
- I don't know. Do you?
379
00:22:39,281 --> 00:22:40,951
Right. Name tag. Duh!
380
00:22:41,575 --> 00:22:44,575
With City Hall there, I imagine
you do a killing at lunch.
381
00:22:44,661 --> 00:22:47,921
- I bet they all just filter right in.
- Yeah. And you are?
382
00:22:47,998 --> 00:22:50,748
Hey, Joe. Just picking up my usual.
383
00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:52,344
To go. Again.
384
00:22:53,086 --> 00:22:54,586
Already got it ready. Marie!
385
00:22:56,298 --> 00:22:58,128
- Thank you, Marie.
- You got it.
386
00:22:58,634 --> 00:22:59,634
OK.
387
00:22:59,676 --> 00:23:01,006
- Oh!
- Oh!
388
00:23:01,094 --> 00:23:03,314
No! Oh, I'm so clumsy.
389
00:23:03,388 --> 00:23:05,218
- Are you OK?
- Georgia.
390
00:23:06,558 --> 00:23:07,678
Paul Randolph. Mayor.
391
00:23:08,352 --> 00:23:09,982
That was instinct. I'm so sorry.
392
00:23:10,062 --> 00:23:13,322
I've forgotten how to introduce
myself like a human. Let me start over.
393
00:23:14,441 --> 00:23:16,441
Hi, I'm Paul.
394
00:23:16,526 --> 00:23:19,696
I can't believe this is the
first impression I'm making.
395
00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:20,860
I just moved to town.
396
00:23:20,948 --> 00:23:23,328
You have to let me buy
you another of whatever...
397
00:23:23,408 --> 00:23:24,528
No. I'm sure it's...
398
00:23:24,618 --> 00:23:27,868
I insist. You must have lunch
with me. Let me make it up to you.
399
00:23:27,955 --> 00:23:31,455
And I'll have someone to talk
to! His usual, Joe. Thank you!
400
00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:32,541
Uh...
401
00:23:34,044 --> 00:23:35,094
Um...
402
00:23:35,170 --> 00:23:37,840
You know what? I usually
just eat at my desk,
403
00:23:37,923 --> 00:23:38,923
so...
404
00:23:41,635 --> 00:23:42,635
But why not?
405
00:23:42,719 --> 00:23:43,719
You know what?
406
00:23:43,804 --> 00:23:44,814
All right.
407
00:23:45,706 --> 00:23:46,723
Georgia.
408
00:23:46,724 --> 00:23:48,313
- Mayor Paul.
- Uh...
409
00:23:48,392 --> 00:23:50,142
- No. Just Paul.
- Hmm.
410
00:23:50,227 --> 00:23:51,687
Just Paul. Listen...
411
00:23:51,770 --> 00:23:53,858
... I know you're new
here, but you already
412
00:23:53,859 --> 00:23:55,900
stumbled upon the
town's best-kept secret.
413
00:23:55,983 --> 00:23:59,533
You see, Joe, the owner, he
owns a farm just outside of town.
414
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,160
- Singing my praises, Paul?
- No, I'm exposing you.
415
00:24:04,199 --> 00:24:06,595
See, he hires a bunch of college kids
416
00:24:06,596 --> 00:24:08,000
to run the farm for college credit
417
00:24:08,078 --> 00:24:12,078
to the school of agriculture, then
he gets kids to run the restaurant
418
00:24:12,165 --> 00:24:13,875
for credit to the culinary school.
419
00:24:13,959 --> 00:24:15,789
It is a tremendous scam,
420
00:24:15,877 --> 00:24:16,957
but the hummus...
421
00:24:17,754 --> 00:24:18,764
is outrageous.
422
00:24:19,423 --> 00:24:21,263
I appreciate a good scam.
423
00:24:21,883 --> 00:24:22,933
Back at ya.
424
00:24:25,887 --> 00:24:28,267
Everyone here is just so happy.
425
00:24:28,348 --> 00:24:30,268
It's a front. They're all miserable.
426
00:24:30,350 --> 00:24:32,551
Everyone's just slowly
marching inevitably
427
00:24:32,552 --> 00:24:34,230
and irrevocably closer to death.
428
00:24:34,313 --> 00:24:36,903
Also, I totally saw Hunter
checking you out earlier.
429
00:24:36,982 --> 00:24:38,732
It was very cute.
430
00:24:39,943 --> 00:24:40,943
Ginny?
431
00:24:41,945 --> 00:24:42,945
That's my mom.
432
00:24:43,030 --> 00:24:45,249
No! Are her boobs real?
433
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,580
Who's that guy she's talking to?
434
00:24:47,659 --> 00:24:49,185
That's Mayor Paul
435
00:24:49,186 --> 00:24:51,709
"waiting for my Bachelor
casting call" Randolph.
436
00:24:51,788 --> 00:24:54,248
All the thirsty moms
throw their twats at him.
437
00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:56,080
Let's get out of here.
438
00:24:56,585 --> 00:25:00,505
This is really nice. I don't get
to just sit and enjoy lunch anymore.
439
00:25:00,589 --> 00:25:02,719
It is a complete madhouse over there.
440
00:25:02,799 --> 00:25:06,549
It's usually Chinese takeout and
lunch with my campaign manager, Nick,
441
00:25:06,636 --> 00:25:09,136
who is just relentless.
442
00:25:09,222 --> 00:25:12,182
You know, this might be fate.
443
00:25:12,267 --> 00:25:14,897
- What?
- I'd love to get a job in town.
444
00:25:14,978 --> 00:25:16,808
Help me meet more people. Keep busy.
445
00:25:17,314 --> 00:25:19,274
We could try it out, just a few weeks.
446
00:25:19,358 --> 00:25:20,528
Um...
447
00:25:21,610 --> 00:25:25,280
OK. Uh... Well, Georgia, do you
have any experience in politics?
448
00:25:25,989 --> 00:25:30,329
Not exactly, but I can help. I've
supported myself since I was 15.
449
00:25:30,410 --> 00:25:33,410
I'm smart, I'm capable, I'm a
fast learner, and resourceful.
450
00:25:33,497 --> 00:25:35,340
You give me lemons,
you'll have lemonade,
451
00:25:35,341 --> 00:25:36,957
lemon pie, and lemon meringue.
452
00:25:38,001 --> 00:25:40,171
I'm sorry. This card was declined.
453
00:25:40,253 --> 00:25:42,213
- What?
- Do you have another I can try?
454
00:25:42,297 --> 00:25:44,087
- Just use this one.
- Um...
455
00:25:44,674 --> 00:25:45,804
Um...
456
00:25:45,884 --> 00:25:47,819
Georgia, I'm sure you can do
457
00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:50,764
all of the things, you
know, with the lemons,
458
00:25:50,847 --> 00:25:53,517
but I'm not really hiring right now,
459
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,270
and I've already got Nick, so...
460
00:25:55,352 --> 00:25:56,772
Oh, Nick's relentless.
461
00:25:57,646 --> 00:25:58,646
I'm sorry.
462
00:26:00,148 --> 00:26:02,358
Of course. Was only a thought.
463
00:26:04,986 --> 00:26:05,986
Hey.
464
00:26:10,242 --> 00:26:12,992
What's wrong? Where are your glasses?
465
00:26:13,078 --> 00:26:14,078
Can we go?
466
00:26:15,664 --> 00:26:16,794
Who did this?
467
00:26:16,873 --> 00:26:17,873
Show me.
468
00:26:19,459 --> 00:26:22,879
Looks like the apple doesn't
fall far from the rotten tree.
469
00:26:22,963 --> 00:26:24,763
Look at me. You're magic.
470
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,680
Screw that asshole. He's a bee.
471
00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:29,091
And what do we do to bees?
472
00:26:41,731 --> 00:26:42,731
For the bees.
473
00:26:43,650 --> 00:26:44,650
Come on.
474
00:26:53,994 --> 00:26:55,544
Hey there, little lady.
475
00:26:56,329 --> 00:26:58,209
Hey there, big fat guy.
476
00:26:58,290 --> 00:27:01,590
- Feisty, ain't you?
- Oh, you're sittin' down.
477
00:27:02,210 --> 00:27:04,840
That's fun. We are havin' fun.
478
00:27:08,925 --> 00:27:11,635
She told you, Marty!
479
00:27:15,307 --> 00:27:16,887
Wanna buy me one of those?
480
00:27:17,893 --> 00:27:19,983
Zion. How old are you?
481
00:27:20,061 --> 00:27:21,061
How old are you?
482
00:27:21,146 --> 00:27:23,766
Seventeen, but it doesn't matter.
483
00:27:24,524 --> 00:27:25,654
The real question is,
484
00:27:25,734 --> 00:27:27,284
how old is Devon Fisher?
485
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:30,740
Devon Fisher's 21 and does
not secure his belongings
486
00:27:30,822 --> 00:27:33,282
when he and his girlfriend
skinny-dip at Yosemite.
487
00:27:33,366 --> 00:27:34,366
Yosemite?
488
00:27:34,409 --> 00:27:35,659
I'm on a road trip.
489
00:27:35,744 --> 00:27:36,794
Finding myself.
490
00:27:37,537 --> 00:27:39,157
It's all very Jack Kerouac.
491
00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:42,248
Kerouac, On the Road.
492
00:27:43,710 --> 00:27:45,500
Hey, come on. How old are you?
493
00:27:48,798 --> 00:27:49,798
Fair enough.
494
00:27:53,762 --> 00:27:55,812
You know the problem
with an eye for an eye?
495
00:27:55,889 --> 00:27:57,559
Makes the whole world blind?
496
00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,810
They go for the eye,
497
00:28:00,894 --> 00:28:02,104
you go for the hand.
498
00:28:06,483 --> 00:28:07,533
Austin!
499
00:28:07,609 --> 00:28:09,989
Found the superglue to fix your glasses.
500
00:28:12,113 --> 00:28:13,113
Honey?
501
00:28:46,439 --> 00:28:49,439
- Your bedroom is amazing.
- I know.
502
00:28:50,986 --> 00:28:52,646
Oh hey. This is really cute.
503
00:28:53,238 --> 00:28:54,238
Try it on.
504
00:28:58,034 --> 00:28:59,454
Oh, I love that on you.
505
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,120
Keep it.
506
00:29:02,247 --> 00:29:04,457
- Seriously?
- Yeah, one hundo percent.
507
00:29:04,541 --> 00:29:06,921
Looks way better on you
than it ever did on me.
508
00:29:08,587 --> 00:29:10,703
I cannot believe how
much English homework
509
00:29:10,704 --> 00:29:12,417
we have. It is only our first day.
510
00:29:12,507 --> 00:29:14,717
Oh! Mr. Gitten is such an asshole.
511
00:29:14,801 --> 00:29:18,051
Oh, he's a power-hungry monster.
Total troll beneath the bridge.
512
00:29:18,138 --> 00:29:20,638
It's like, I'm sorry you suck.
513
00:29:20,724 --> 00:29:24,194
Yeah, like, I'm sorry your dick is
small, and nobody wants to touch it.
514
00:29:24,269 --> 00:29:27,359
I'm sorry you're balding.
That must be hard for you.
515
00:29:27,939 --> 00:29:30,529
So, how are you liking
Wellsbury? Is it paradise?
516
00:29:31,109 --> 00:29:32,109
It's weird.
517
00:29:32,569 --> 00:29:37,369
I'm supposed to subtly and casually
ask you if you have a boyfriend?
518
00:29:37,991 --> 00:29:39,701
Hunter wants to know.
519
00:29:39,784 --> 00:29:43,204
Oh, uh... No, I don't.
I've never had a boyfriend.
520
00:29:43,288 --> 00:29:45,038
I've never even kissed a guy.
521
00:29:45,123 --> 00:29:47,383
We move a lot, so I'm
always the new girl.
522
00:29:47,459 --> 00:29:48,879
That sounds awful...
523
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,210
or potentially thrilling.
524
00:29:51,296 --> 00:29:54,006
Like, you can utterly
change your personality.
525
00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:55,760
You'd get along with my mother.
526
00:29:55,842 --> 00:29:59,052
I'd love to get along with your
mother. God, she's so banging.
527
00:29:59,137 --> 00:30:03,097
Ah! Well, welcome to the opinion
of everyone who's ever met Georgia.
528
00:30:03,183 --> 00:30:04,183
Georgia.
529
00:30:04,851 --> 00:30:05,851
And you're Virginia?
530
00:30:06,686 --> 00:30:10,396
My brother's Austin. My mom named
us after the places we were born.
531
00:30:10,982 --> 00:30:11,982
Poetic.
532
00:30:12,317 --> 00:30:14,817
I just can't believe she
was with that guy today.
533
00:30:14,903 --> 00:30:16,047
She always does this.
534
00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:18,283
She moves us around,
and she meets a guy,
535
00:30:18,365 --> 00:30:20,405
they break up, so we have to move again.
536
00:30:20,492 --> 00:30:23,372
Or she meets a guy, and we
have to move to go be with him.
537
00:30:23,453 --> 00:30:25,163
It's always about a fricking guy!
538
00:30:25,246 --> 00:30:26,745
I can't blame her for Kenny dying,
539
00:30:26,746 --> 00:30:28,626
but she promised this
would be different.
540
00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:31,088
And what, noon on our first day in town?
541
00:30:32,170 --> 00:30:34,170
Well, you can't move.
542
00:30:34,255 --> 00:30:35,875
I've decided I really like you.
543
00:30:36,675 --> 00:30:38,385
- Really?
- Uh, yeah.
544
00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:41,550
"I'm confident I can
take the pop quiz today."
545
00:30:41,638 --> 00:30:43,968
Pfft! You're my idol.
Do you want a soda?
546
00:30:44,057 --> 00:30:46,637
'Cause my blood needs sugar
and chemicals to focus.
547
00:30:46,726 --> 00:30:47,806
- Sure.
- Cool.
548
00:31:00,407 --> 00:31:01,527
Are you stalking me?
549
00:31:02,659 --> 00:31:03,659
What?
550
00:31:03,993 --> 00:31:05,873
No. Max invited me.
551
00:31:42,741 --> 00:31:44,201
Marcus, what are you doing?
552
00:31:45,326 --> 00:31:47,906
- Why is that in my room?
- No one checks your room.
553
00:31:47,996 --> 00:31:50,746
Gross. Get help. Also,
can you please leave?
554
00:31:50,832 --> 00:31:52,002
We're trying to study.
555
00:31:57,464 --> 00:31:59,014
Sorry about him.
556
00:31:59,090 --> 00:32:00,340
It's fine. Uh...
557
00:32:11,853 --> 00:32:14,023
So, what's your favorite
song by Wednesday?
558
00:32:14,105 --> 00:32:15,815
You don't have to be a jerk.
559
00:32:15,899 --> 00:32:17,609
No, I don't have to be.
560
00:32:18,359 --> 00:32:20,029
- Nice bike.
- Thanks.
561
00:32:20,737 --> 00:32:22,567
Maybe I'll give you a ride sometime.
562
00:32:23,114 --> 00:32:24,454
When? December?
563
00:32:30,288 --> 00:32:32,708
Girls always want an Insta on the bike.
564
00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:35,501
All right, where's your phone?
565
00:32:36,961 --> 00:32:39,011
Hey! Stop! No!
566
00:32:57,148 --> 00:32:59,858
Virginia Miller, you little idiot.
567
00:33:12,288 --> 00:33:13,958
That was seriously not cool.
568
00:33:24,259 --> 00:33:25,259
Oh...
569
00:33:28,930 --> 00:33:30,220
Marcus, let's go.
570
00:33:33,351 --> 00:33:37,270
- Who's she?
- No one. Just one of Maxine's dumb friends.
571
00:33:48,825 --> 00:33:51,945
- How was your first day, dear?
- I have a ton of homework to do.
572
00:33:52,036 --> 00:33:54,956
Hey! You get back here
when I am talking to you!
573
00:33:55,039 --> 00:33:57,379
I don't want you with
that guy or on that bike!
574
00:33:58,793 --> 00:34:00,173
You don't understand.
575
00:34:00,253 --> 00:34:03,013
Oh, you think I don't understand.
576
00:34:03,089 --> 00:34:06,259
I understand. Believe
me, Mommy understands.
577
00:34:06,885 --> 00:34:08,335
You are me,
578
00:34:08,428 --> 00:34:09,638
and I was an idiot.
579
00:34:10,179 --> 00:34:13,889
I've broken my back giving you
every opportunity that I never had,
580
00:34:13,975 --> 00:34:15,750
so you're gonna throw it all away
581
00:34:15,751 --> 00:34:17,941
on the first jerkoff
Shawn Hunter wannabe.
582
00:34:18,563 --> 00:34:21,823
You know who's sexy? Skinny,
nerdy guy in your biology class.
583
00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:24,490
Have sex with that guy.
Bang future Mark Zuckerberg.
584
00:34:24,569 --> 00:34:26,609
Have you learned nothin'
from Romy and Michele?
585
00:34:26,696 --> 00:34:29,116
Nervous I might tap into
your weed supply, Mommy?
586
00:34:29,198 --> 00:34:32,288
I'm not banging anyone
'cause I'm not you.
587
00:34:32,368 --> 00:34:35,748
I don't show up into a new town
and immediately have a boyfriend.
588
00:34:36,331 --> 00:34:39,171
- I saw you today with that guy.
- What guy?
589
00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:42,380
Hey, honey. Look, I fixed your glasses.
590
00:34:43,046 --> 00:34:46,756
Why don't you tell Austin, Mom? Tell
him how all your promises are shit
591
00:34:46,841 --> 00:34:48,971
because you're already getting
your hooks into some guy.
592
00:34:49,052 --> 00:34:51,802
Don't give me the sob story
on the crap you went through
593
00:34:51,888 --> 00:34:54,678
so we could have a better
life. Frankly, it's boring.
594
00:34:56,684 --> 00:34:57,854
You're with a guy?
595
00:34:57,936 --> 00:34:58,936
Austin, it's...
596
00:35:00,730 --> 00:35:03,190
Fine! We wanna slam doors?
597
00:35:03,274 --> 00:35:05,364
Well, we can all slam doors!
598
00:35:18,623 --> 00:35:21,083
- May I help you?
- I was looking for a bag.
599
00:35:21,167 --> 00:35:22,207
What kind of bag?
600
00:35:22,794 --> 00:35:24,384
A really nice one.
601
00:35:25,463 --> 00:35:26,463
I can pay.
602
00:35:26,464 --> 00:35:28,553
I meant, did you have
a designer in mind?
603
00:35:28,554 --> 00:35:30,134
We have a lovely bag selection.
604
00:35:30,218 --> 00:35:32,138
Oh! OK!
605
00:35:32,762 --> 00:35:35,682
For a second, I thought we were
gonna have a Pretty Woman moment.
606
00:35:35,765 --> 00:35:38,095
"You work on commission, right?"
607
00:35:38,184 --> 00:35:40,234
- No, I don't.
- OK.
608
00:35:42,021 --> 00:35:43,941
Oh, this is lovely.
609
00:35:45,441 --> 00:35:46,441
Great.
610
00:35:47,986 --> 00:35:48,986
Hmm.
611
00:35:52,073 --> 00:35:54,583
Sorry. This is declined.
Do you have another card?
612
00:35:54,659 --> 00:35:55,659
Try it again.
613
00:36:01,541 --> 00:36:02,831
Mm-mm. I'm sorry.
614
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,300
So, I guess the Pretty Woman moment
615
00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:10,220
is gonna happen after all.
616
00:36:19,851 --> 00:36:24,691
Hello. Hi, excuse me, but I got
these as a gift from my husband.
617
00:36:24,772 --> 00:36:26,232
He is so well-meanin'.
618
00:36:26,315 --> 00:36:27,850
He lost the receipt.
619
00:36:27,851 --> 00:36:30,025
I told him to just come
back in here and talk to you
620
00:36:30,111 --> 00:36:32,701
because I knew you'd understand,
but he was too chicken.
621
00:36:32,780 --> 00:36:36,910
So, here I am, returning my
own wedding anniversary present.
622
00:36:36,993 --> 00:36:38,413
Can you believe?
623
00:36:38,995 --> 00:36:40,655
I was thinking store credit.
624
00:36:45,168 --> 00:36:47,668
- Why is my card getting declined?
- Georgia...
625
00:36:47,754 --> 00:36:49,634
It's my money. Kenny left it to me.
626
00:36:49,714 --> 00:36:52,934
Listen, we're not dealing
with chump change here.
627
00:36:53,009 --> 00:36:56,009
We're dealing with yoga studios.
We're dealing with a house.
628
00:36:56,095 --> 00:36:58,715
We're dealing with an ex-wife
who thinks you're the Antichrist.
629
00:36:58,806 --> 00:37:00,676
She's contesting the will.
630
00:37:00,767 --> 00:37:01,767
What?
631
00:37:02,518 --> 00:37:03,598
What does that m...
632
00:37:04,145 --> 00:37:07,645
- She talking to the cops?
- Cops? Why would she talk to cops?
633
00:37:07,732 --> 00:37:09,152
This is about the will.
634
00:37:09,233 --> 00:37:11,993
She's just saying she helped
build his yoga franchise.
635
00:37:12,070 --> 00:37:15,240
Yogi Boogie-Woogie or some stupid shit.
636
00:37:15,323 --> 00:37:17,373
Yeah, Yoga Bo Boga. Three locations.
637
00:37:17,450 --> 00:37:18,950
She says you're a cheap skank
638
00:37:19,035 --> 00:37:20,390
who married Kenny for his money,
639
00:37:20,391 --> 00:37:22,905
and she deserves a
part of the franchise.
640
00:37:22,997 --> 00:37:24,537
She really hates you.
641
00:37:24,624 --> 00:37:26,214
It's my money, Marty. It's legit.
642
00:37:26,292 --> 00:37:30,002
Listen, it's all fine.
We take care of our own,
643
00:37:30,588 --> 00:37:32,008
and I'm taking care of it.
644
00:37:32,090 --> 00:37:35,760
Marty, I own a house now with a
vegetable garden and everything.
645
00:37:36,427 --> 00:37:39,597
- I need the money from Kenny's account.
- The garden sounds nice.
646
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,060
Marty, you're my lawyer.
647
00:37:41,766 --> 00:37:43,426
Figure out my money, please.
648
00:37:44,977 --> 00:37:46,017
Hi, Zach.
649
00:37:46,521 --> 00:37:47,691
I'm Austin's mom.
650
00:37:48,356 --> 00:37:50,146
Would you come over here for a sec?
651
00:37:51,484 --> 00:37:52,484
Zach,
652
00:37:53,027 --> 00:37:55,857
Austin was telling me about
how you broke his glasses.
653
00:37:55,947 --> 00:37:56,987
No, I didn't.
654
00:37:57,073 --> 00:37:58,323
It wasn't a question.
655
00:37:58,407 --> 00:38:01,327
You broke Austin's glasses,
which makes you a bee.
656
00:38:01,410 --> 00:38:03,330
Austin, what do we do to bees?
657
00:38:06,124 --> 00:38:09,174
I think you were right. Austin
fell and broke his glasses
658
00:38:09,252 --> 00:38:11,502
like you fell and broke
your nose, understand?
659
00:38:14,257 --> 00:38:16,677
That was a question. Do you understand?
660
00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:19,010
- Yes!
- Mm-hmm.
661
00:38:19,095 --> 00:38:20,095
Ow!
662
00:38:20,138 --> 00:38:22,008
Ah! Ow!
663
00:38:22,098 --> 00:38:24,018
We got a nosebleed over here.
664
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:25,730
Ow!
665
00:38:25,810 --> 00:38:26,810
Zach!
666
00:38:27,311 --> 00:38:30,231
Sweetheart, are you OK?
667
00:38:30,314 --> 00:38:32,114
He had a nasty little spill.
668
00:38:32,191 --> 00:38:34,691
- Thank you so much for being here.
- Of course.
669
00:38:34,777 --> 00:38:37,567
Such a sweet boy. You
should be more careful.
670
00:38:39,365 --> 00:38:40,775
And I'll see you tonight.
671
00:38:40,867 --> 00:38:43,617
I am so excited for the
school board meetin'.
672
00:38:43,703 --> 00:38:45,663
If we don't protect our kids, who will?
673
00:38:45,746 --> 00:38:47,536
Yes, that's exactly right.
674
00:38:48,249 --> 00:38:51,089
Oh, sweetie.
675
00:38:54,714 --> 00:38:56,985
So then, after ordering
the shrimp basket,
676
00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,934
Jax, like, reaches into his pants...
677
00:38:59,010 --> 00:39:02,310
not his pocket, Ginny, his pants,
like, where his balls are...
678
00:39:02,388 --> 00:39:04,616
and he just pulls out
a ring and proposes.
679
00:39:04,617 --> 00:39:05,678
It is the best show.
680
00:39:05,766 --> 00:39:08,186
- Hunter, do you watch Vanderpump Rules?
- No, sorry.
681
00:39:08,269 --> 00:39:10,769
Neither does Ginny. You
guys are so uncultured.
682
00:39:10,855 --> 00:39:13,105
She's coming over tonight
so I can pop her cherry.
683
00:39:13,191 --> 00:39:14,981
Oh, OK. Uh...
684
00:39:15,067 --> 00:39:18,317
I was just gonna ask if you wanna
maybe hang later tonight, but...
685
00:39:18,404 --> 00:39:19,404
Oh!
686
00:39:19,947 --> 00:39:21,237
No. She can hang.
687
00:39:22,158 --> 00:39:25,078
- But you just said...
- It's the worst show, Hunter.
688
00:39:25,161 --> 00:39:27,711
Once the cast turned
30, it was just sad.
689
00:39:27,788 --> 00:39:30,458
OK, so, would you want to then?
690
00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:32,415
Uh-huh. Sure.
691
00:39:32,501 --> 00:39:35,001
- Great. It's a date.
- Oh...
692
00:39:35,796 --> 00:39:38,336
A date? You mean as friends?
693
00:39:39,675 --> 00:39:40,755
Or as a date.
694
00:39:41,802 --> 00:39:42,892
Uh...
695
00:39:42,970 --> 00:39:44,680
Right. Yeah.
696
00:39:44,764 --> 00:39:46,974
Um, OK. Yeah, let's do that.
697
00:39:47,058 --> 00:39:49,098
That sounds... good.
698
00:39:49,185 --> 00:39:50,805
A date. Cool.
699
00:39:50,895 --> 00:39:51,935
Cool.
700
00:39:53,314 --> 00:39:55,864
- Look at you go, Texas.
- I have a date.
701
00:39:55,942 --> 00:39:58,021
You'll need to borrow something to wear
702
00:39:58,022 --> 00:39:59,702
since all your clothes are horrible,
703
00:39:59,779 --> 00:40:02,779
no offense, just from what
I've seen so far. I'm assuming.
704
00:40:02,865 --> 00:40:04,865
But I'm very excited. I'm dying.
705
00:40:04,951 --> 00:40:06,581
I've never had a date.
706
00:40:06,661 --> 00:40:09,001
Oh my God. This is your first date ever?
707
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,790
- This is huge!
- It's no big deal.
708
00:40:10,873 --> 00:40:13,883
OK, I'm ignoring you because,
obviously, this is a big deal.
709
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,340
Hunter Chen is V hot and V cool.
710
00:40:16,420 --> 00:40:18,170
I will be over at 6:00
to help you get ready.
711
00:40:18,256 --> 00:40:20,836
Whoa, I've never been this
excited in my whole life.
712
00:40:20,925 --> 00:40:22,005
Holy shit.
713
00:40:22,718 --> 00:40:23,758
Who's that?
714
00:40:25,429 --> 00:40:27,309
That is Ginny's mom.
715
00:40:29,684 --> 00:40:31,394
I know.
716
00:40:32,186 --> 00:40:33,686
I'll catch you guys later.
717
00:40:34,272 --> 00:40:35,562
See you tonight, Ginny.
718
00:40:35,648 --> 00:40:37,018
Ooh!
719
00:40:39,735 --> 00:40:43,275
What are you doing here? You know I
hate when you show up at my school.
720
00:40:43,906 --> 00:40:46,236
I wanna make up. I
don't like when we fight.
721
00:40:46,325 --> 00:40:48,825
- I brought a surprise.
- Car picnic! Car picnic!
722
00:40:48,911 --> 00:40:51,371
Fine, whatever. Car picnic.
Let's get outta here.
723
00:40:57,962 --> 00:40:58,962
Mm.
724
00:40:59,505 --> 00:41:00,505
Bacony.
725
00:41:01,007 --> 00:41:03,927
- Pass the chocolate milkshake, please.
- Grotesque.
726
00:41:05,094 --> 00:41:06,144
OK.
727
00:41:06,804 --> 00:41:08,014
You have to stop.
728
00:41:08,723 --> 00:41:12,643
I shouldn't have gone all mom on
you about that jerkoff with the bike,
729
00:41:12,727 --> 00:41:15,227
but I had a flashback of this age.
730
00:41:15,313 --> 00:41:18,903
Your whole life flashed before my
eyes, and you were pregnant and broke
731
00:41:18,983 --> 00:41:21,363
and a high school dropout,
and all that was fine.
732
00:41:21,861 --> 00:41:25,701
But then, you had a super
bratty teenage daughter,
733
00:41:25,781 --> 00:41:29,451
and honestly, that was awful. I
just wouldn't wish that on you.
734
00:41:36,067 --> 00:41:37,126
Forgive me?
735
00:41:37,127 --> 00:41:38,416
- Yes?
- Yes.
736
00:41:38,502 --> 00:41:39,502
Whoo!
737
00:41:39,837 --> 00:41:42,207
You were right. He was a jerkoff.
738
00:41:43,090 --> 00:41:46,140
Besides, um, I have a date
tonight with a different guy.
739
00:41:47,762 --> 00:41:49,102
- Zuckerberg?
- Mom!
740
00:41:49,180 --> 00:41:52,060
Your first date ever! This is big.
741
00:41:52,141 --> 00:41:53,641
That's what Maxine said.
742
00:41:53,726 --> 00:41:54,726
Maxine?
743
00:41:55,394 --> 00:41:57,654
Oh, uh, my new friend.
744
00:41:57,730 --> 00:41:59,480
Your new friend!
745
00:41:59,565 --> 00:42:00,935
Well, well, well!
746
00:42:01,817 --> 00:42:03,567
Told you this place was different.
747
00:42:03,652 --> 00:42:06,112
Yeah, yeah, give me the bacon doughnut.
748
00:42:09,992 --> 00:42:11,082
This is putrid.
749
00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:18,833
I like it.
750
00:42:19,335 --> 00:42:20,995
This will keep the swelling down.
751
00:42:23,756 --> 00:42:24,756
Do I wanna know?
752
00:42:25,591 --> 00:42:27,551
You wouldn't approve.
753
00:42:29,178 --> 00:42:30,218
I am done here!
754
00:42:30,304 --> 00:42:31,934
Wow, these extensions are great.
755
00:42:32,515 --> 00:42:34,975
You look beautiful.
756
00:42:35,059 --> 00:42:37,173
You both are really ruining this for me.
757
00:42:37,174 --> 00:42:39,189
This is some straight Judy Blume shit.
758
00:42:39,772 --> 00:42:41,862
I want my ashes
scattered in this closet.
759
00:42:41,941 --> 00:42:44,191
Don't rub your eyes.
You'll smear your mascara.
760
00:42:44,276 --> 00:42:47,066
And under no circumstances have sex.
761
00:42:47,154 --> 00:42:49,150
However, if you give him a blow job,
762
00:42:49,151 --> 00:42:50,151
there is this trick with the balls...
763
00:42:50,157 --> 00:42:51,447
Mom!
764
00:42:51,534 --> 00:42:53,584
I'm kidding! No blow jobs.
765
00:42:53,661 --> 00:42:56,711
You're trying too hard to be edgy.
It's annoying, and no one likes you.
766
00:42:56,789 --> 00:42:58,789
- I like you.
- She likes me.
767
00:42:59,542 --> 00:43:01,342
Tell me about this Hunter kid.
768
00:43:01,877 --> 00:43:04,087
Oh, yeah, I've known
Hunter my whole life.
769
00:43:04,672 --> 00:43:07,802
Seventh grade is when he got
hot, but he's still super nice,
770
00:43:07,883 --> 00:43:09,053
so everyone loves him.
771
00:43:09,135 --> 00:43:10,885
And he's, like, super smart.
772
00:43:10,970 --> 00:43:14,180
He's in our AP English class,
where he saw Ginny's epic takedown.
773
00:43:14,265 --> 00:43:15,265
Takedown?
774
00:43:15,266 --> 00:43:18,016
- No, it was nothing.
- It was awesome.
775
00:43:18,102 --> 00:43:20,982
Mr. Gitten was like, "You won't
be able to keep up in this class,"
776
00:43:21,063 --> 00:43:23,153
and then Ginny was
like, "You're racist!"
777
00:43:23,232 --> 00:43:25,992
- It was awesome.
- He said you couldn't keep up?
778
00:43:26,068 --> 00:43:28,698
It wasn't a big deal. Please,
just don't do anything.
779
00:43:28,779 --> 00:43:29,859
I can handle it.
780
00:43:29,947 --> 00:43:30,947
Fine.
781
00:43:32,575 --> 00:43:34,735
You're wearing that to
a school board meeting?
782
00:43:35,494 --> 00:43:36,584
Yeah.
783
00:43:37,496 --> 00:43:39,786
Thanks, man. So, where
in Texas are you from?
784
00:43:41,333 --> 00:43:44,923
Austin and then Fort
Worth and then Houston.
785
00:43:45,004 --> 00:43:47,211
Wow. You move around a lot.
786
00:43:47,298 --> 00:43:49,718
Must be hard to, like,
make friends and stuff.
787
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,390
Yeah, it sucks.
788
00:43:52,511 --> 00:43:55,040
Hey, let's just skip
over all that typical
789
00:43:55,041 --> 00:43:57,391
first date stuff and get juicy with it.
790
00:43:57,475 --> 00:43:58,635
Juicy?
791
00:43:58,726 --> 00:44:00,806
The dirt. The goods.
792
00:44:01,437 --> 00:44:02,437
I'll start.
793
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:06,570
Uh... when I was in fifth
grade, I had crazy buck teeth.
794
00:44:06,650 --> 00:44:07,940
Big monster baddies.
795
00:44:10,488 --> 00:44:13,368
- I had buck teeth too.
- Yeah? I had headgear.
796
00:44:13,449 --> 00:44:15,199
I had a wheeling backpack.
797
00:44:15,784 --> 00:44:18,044
Oh God. Oh no, no.
798
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,120
I have to leave.
799
00:44:29,173 --> 00:44:32,053
Ellen, hi! I have your plate.
It's washed and ready...
800
00:44:32,134 --> 00:44:35,014
Wanna smoke the weed I
confiscated from my delinquent son?
801
00:44:38,057 --> 00:44:40,307
I need this to survive tonight.
802
00:44:40,392 --> 00:44:42,772
Those mothers are vicious.
803
00:44:42,853 --> 00:44:43,853
I got that.
804
00:44:44,355 --> 00:44:46,435
The criminal mastermind hid it in a box
805
00:44:46,524 --> 00:44:48,984
in the back of his closet
labeled "math homework."
806
00:44:49,068 --> 00:44:50,988
Right?
807
00:44:51,070 --> 00:44:54,320
Like I'd believe he'd
label his homework.
808
00:44:54,406 --> 00:44:56,736
He doesn't even do his homework.
809
00:44:56,825 --> 00:44:58,615
Ginny's on a date tonight.
810
00:44:58,702 --> 00:45:01,502
I know. Max wouldn't
shut up about it. Mm.
811
00:45:02,748 --> 00:45:03,868
Max is gay.
812
00:45:03,958 --> 00:45:05,532
She came out when she was nine,
813
00:45:05,533 --> 00:45:07,800
by announcing her love
for Barbie's boobs.
814
00:45:07,878 --> 00:45:09,508
Bitch has got great boobs.
815
00:45:09,588 --> 00:45:12,968
We're good with it, Clint and
I. That's my husband, Clint.
816
00:45:13,467 --> 00:45:16,847
- He's very supportive. He's a good dad.
- That's important.
817
00:45:17,388 --> 00:45:18,928
Ginny's dad's a good dad.
818
00:45:19,014 --> 00:45:22,064
Zion. He does this thing where
he sends her books all the time.
819
00:45:22,142 --> 00:45:24,562
He writes in the margins
little notes for her.
820
00:45:24,645 --> 00:45:25,805
It's cute.
821
00:45:26,814 --> 00:45:28,944
Austin's dad's terrible. He's in prison.
822
00:45:29,024 --> 00:45:30,694
Prison? For what?
823
00:45:30,776 --> 00:45:32,066
Fraud, embezzlement.
824
00:45:32,945 --> 00:45:35,605
- Oh, don't worry, he was framed.
- How do you know?
825
00:45:37,575 --> 00:45:38,575
I framed him.
826
00:45:40,828 --> 00:45:42,957
What?
827
00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:45,920
There they are.
828
00:45:49,003 --> 00:45:50,923
And he opened the door for her.
829
00:45:51,005 --> 00:45:52,665
He drives a Porsche!
830
00:45:54,758 --> 00:45:55,758
This was fun.
831
00:45:55,843 --> 00:45:56,893
- Very fun.
- Yeah.
832
00:45:57,428 --> 00:46:00,348
Wholesome fun. In a good way,
not in a bad way. Lame way.
833
00:46:00,431 --> 00:46:02,771
I don't think you're
lame. I think you're nice.
834
00:46:02,850 --> 00:46:05,310
You wouldn't ask me to
play with your balls.
835
00:46:07,271 --> 00:46:09,940
- Oh my God.
- Uh, no, it's OK.
836
00:46:10,691 --> 00:46:11,731
I had a good time.
837
00:46:22,661 --> 00:46:23,911
See ya.
838
00:46:23,996 --> 00:46:24,996
OK.
839
00:46:27,833 --> 00:46:29,293
Mom, please! Grow up!
840
00:46:29,376 --> 00:46:31,796
That was one steamy hug.
841
00:46:31,879 --> 00:46:33,306
Thank you for respecting my privacy
842
00:46:33,307 --> 00:46:35,299
and normal mother-daughter boundaries!
843
00:46:35,382 --> 00:46:36,512
You're welcome.
844
00:46:40,179 --> 00:46:43,309
We live in one of the
wealthiest cities in the US.
845
00:46:43,390 --> 00:46:46,890
I find it unbelievable. I
mean, we can buy organic food.
846
00:46:46,977 --> 00:46:48,687
Cynthia runs Wellsbury.
847
00:46:48,771 --> 00:46:50,981
Trust me, just steer clear.
848
00:46:51,065 --> 00:46:52,265
Steer clear. Got it.
849
00:46:52,358 --> 00:46:55,088
Microplastics are what
will get our children.
850
00:46:55,089 --> 00:46:56,990
- It's in our food...
- I see you've already met
851
00:46:56,991 --> 00:46:58,990
the town's most eligible bachelor.
852
00:46:59,073 --> 00:47:01,373
- Yummy, no?
- It's a conspiracy.
853
00:47:01,450 --> 00:47:03,160
We hear you,
854
00:47:03,243 --> 00:47:04,873
and we do not disagree with you.
855
00:47:05,704 --> 00:47:07,964
However, our options
are extremely limited.
856
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,231
This is the cheapest
meal plan available,
857
00:47:10,232 --> 00:47:12,210
and our budget is stretched too thin.
858
00:47:12,294 --> 00:47:13,464
Unacceptable.
859
00:47:13,545 --> 00:47:16,625
Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody.
860
00:47:17,424 --> 00:47:20,264
For those who don't know
me, I'm Georgia Miller.
861
00:47:20,344 --> 00:47:24,434
I am so grateful to Cynthia
for alerting me to this problem.
862
00:47:24,515 --> 00:47:28,055
I know you're all familiar with
Wellsbury's best-kept secret,
863
00:47:28,143 --> 00:47:30,063
Joe's Blue Farm Cafe.
864
00:47:30,145 --> 00:47:32,305
His hummus is outrageous.
865
00:47:32,398 --> 00:47:34,528
Joe has graciously offered,
866
00:47:34,608 --> 00:47:36,568
for a very affordable fee,
867
00:47:36,652 --> 00:47:40,072
to provide a healthy, locally
grown, organic lunch option
868
00:47:40,155 --> 00:47:43,905
to the school district fresh from
his farm a few miles outside of town.
869
00:47:44,993 --> 00:47:47,003
- Oh my God.
- Joe, that's great.
870
00:47:47,079 --> 00:47:50,249
OK, well, in that case,
meeting's adjourned.
871
00:47:50,332 --> 00:47:52,502
- Thanks for coming.
- Told you it'd be a hit.
872
00:47:52,584 --> 00:47:55,424
No, you marched into my restaurant
and threatened to report me
873
00:47:55,504 --> 00:47:57,738
to the Department of
Labor for exploiting
874
00:47:57,739 --> 00:47:59,974
unpaid interns as
employees if I said no.
875
00:48:00,050 --> 00:48:02,300
Like I said, I appreciate a good scam.
876
00:48:03,595 --> 00:48:04,595
Yeah.
877
00:48:06,014 --> 00:48:07,184
We did it.
878
00:48:09,476 --> 00:48:13,516
Lemonade, uh, lemon pie,
and lemon meringue, yeah?
879
00:48:13,605 --> 00:48:16,015
And a delightful lemon Jell-O.
880
00:48:17,276 --> 00:48:19,106
How'd you convince Joe to do that?
881
00:48:19,194 --> 00:48:22,784
I simply pointed out it would
mean so much to the community.
882
00:48:24,032 --> 00:48:25,032
Uh-huh.
883
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,200
All right, Georgia. You win.
884
00:48:28,287 --> 00:48:31,617
Anyone who can make Cynthia that
happy is a force to be reckoned with.
885
00:48:31,707 --> 00:48:33,167
Can you start Thursday?
886
00:48:35,169 --> 00:48:37,419
Well, I thought you'd never ask.
887
00:48:45,763 --> 00:48:46,933
What are you doing here?
888
00:48:48,056 --> 00:48:49,676
So, this is your room, huh?
889
00:48:49,767 --> 00:48:52,557
- Yes, and why are you in it?
- Do you like him?
890
00:48:52,644 --> 00:48:53,654
Hunter?
891
00:48:53,729 --> 00:48:54,769
Why do you care?
892
00:48:55,981 --> 00:48:57,071
Do you like him?
893
00:48:57,149 --> 00:48:58,189
Yeah, I do.
894
00:48:59,526 --> 00:49:00,526
OK then.
895
00:49:01,361 --> 00:49:02,361
That's that.
896
00:49:04,490 --> 00:49:07,790
That's what? I'm just
Maxine's dumb friend, remember?
897
00:49:07,868 --> 00:49:11,208
Who climbs through a window? This
isn't some rapey John Hughes mo...
898
00:49:12,372 --> 00:49:13,712
What the hell was that?
899
00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:16,381
Who kisses someone after
they use the word "rapey"?
900
00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:18,130
Sorry. I know you were on that date.
901
00:49:18,212 --> 00:49:20,462
Maxine won't shut up about
how perfect you and Hunter are,
902
00:49:20,547 --> 00:49:22,507
and I can't stop thinking about you.
903
00:49:24,134 --> 00:49:25,644
The other day when you grabbed me...
904
00:49:49,368 --> 00:49:50,408
Nice.
905
00:50:23,068 --> 00:50:26,066
- Um...
- Do you think you can handle two fingers?
906
00:50:27,614 --> 00:50:30,204
Uh... Yeah, sure. I think so.
907
00:50:35,831 --> 00:50:37,041
Does that feel good?
908
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,880
Yeah. Yeah, it does.
909
00:50:57,811 --> 00:50:58,811
Hang on.
910
00:51:00,063 --> 00:51:01,573
Um... Here.
911
00:51:08,614 --> 00:51:11,744
- Uh... So, um, that was my first...
- So, I better get going.
912
00:51:11,825 --> 00:51:12,825
What?
913
00:51:13,994 --> 00:51:16,084
Sorry, uh, what...
What were you gonna say?
914
00:51:16,163 --> 00:51:17,619
Our moms are gonna get back
915
00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:20,083
from that school thing
soon, so, you know...
916
00:51:20,667 --> 00:51:21,667
Oh...
917
00:51:21,668 --> 00:51:22,708
OK. Um...
918
00:51:22,794 --> 00:51:24,214
So I'll see you around?
919
00:51:25,923 --> 00:51:26,923
Definitely.
920
00:51:28,008 --> 00:51:30,888
Hey, um... can we keep this on the DL?
921
00:51:30,969 --> 00:51:33,309
I don't want this getting
back to Padma and...
922
00:51:34,139 --> 00:51:36,889
I'm sure you don't want
this getting back to Hunter.
923
00:51:36,975 --> 00:51:38,055
I was gonna say that.
924
00:51:38,143 --> 00:51:41,153
I'd hate for such a dumb thing
to ruin my chance with Hunter.
925
00:51:41,730 --> 00:51:42,730
OK then.
926
00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:19,850
I hate this.
927
00:52:20,435 --> 00:52:21,975
Keep working on it.
928
00:52:22,062 --> 00:52:24,022
You should ask Kenny for some pointers.
929
00:52:25,232 --> 00:52:27,032
Think the mung bean burgers are done.
930
00:52:27,609 --> 00:52:29,989
Mung bean? Gross.
931
00:52:30,070 --> 00:52:31,240
I miss pizza.
932
00:52:31,863 --> 00:52:34,573
I hate this phony Stepford
family dinner crap.
933
00:52:36,493 --> 00:52:39,083
- What the hell?
- You will not bitch about family dinner.
934
00:52:39,162 --> 00:52:41,042
We are a family, and
we will have dinner.
935
00:52:41,123 --> 00:52:43,383
- Kenny's not my family.
- Oh, hell yes, he is.
936
00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:45,538
- My dad is...
- Your dad is where?
937
00:52:45,627 --> 00:52:47,417
Where is he? Alaska?
938
00:52:47,504 --> 00:52:48,764
Last month it was Nepal.
939
00:52:50,132 --> 00:52:52,092
Hey, babe. When's dinner ready?
940
00:52:52,718 --> 00:52:55,298
- I am starving.
- I'm gonna check on it right now.
941
00:53:04,271 --> 00:53:06,191
You need to work on your form.
942
00:53:07,858 --> 00:53:09,938
How was night one in your new room?
943
00:53:10,027 --> 00:53:11,147
Fine.
944
00:53:13,196 --> 00:53:15,464
You need to arch your back less.
945
00:53:15,465 --> 00:53:16,465
OK, I got it.
946
00:53:18,368 --> 00:53:19,698
I got it.
947
00:53:20,871 --> 00:53:21,961
Kenny, stop.
948
00:53:22,039 --> 00:53:23,289
Kenny, I got it.
949
00:53:23,915 --> 00:53:24,915
Dinner's ready.
950
00:53:43,268 --> 00:53:45,058
Passion or power.
951
00:53:50,650 --> 00:53:51,990
Power is cold.
952
00:53:53,153 --> 00:53:55,323
It's about control. It's a game.
953
00:53:55,405 --> 00:53:57,235
There are winners and losers.
954
00:54:00,702 --> 00:54:02,252
- Oh, thanks, babe.
- Of course.
955
00:54:05,707 --> 00:54:07,247
If someone has power,
956
00:54:07,334 --> 00:54:10,424
that means intrinsically
that someone else does not.
957
00:54:13,340 --> 00:54:14,550
I always thought
958
00:54:14,633 --> 00:54:17,723
that when the time came for me
to have sex, I'd want passion.
959
00:54:17,803 --> 00:54:18,933
Passion is hot.
960
00:54:20,138 --> 00:54:23,808
But now, I think you only want
passion until you've been burned.
961
00:54:24,434 --> 00:54:26,484
Then power starts looking really good.
962
00:54:33,985 --> 00:54:36,565
Padma, right? There's
something you should know.
963
00:54:36,655 --> 00:54:39,025
- What?
- We're late for class. We should go.
964
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,580
You have something
on your shirt. Got it.
965
00:54:42,661 --> 00:54:44,291
Oh, thanks.
966
00:54:44,371 --> 00:54:46,081
Never let your guard down.
967
00:54:47,082 --> 00:54:48,132
I get it now.
968
00:54:52,504 --> 00:54:54,304
I guess in the end...
969
00:54:54,381 --> 00:54:55,381
Oh!
970
00:54:55,382 --> 00:54:58,392
... you're still just getting screwed.
971
00:55:12,149 --> 00:55:14,109
For the first time in my life,
972
00:55:18,697 --> 00:55:21,867
I think I'm finally starting
to understand my mother.
973
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:42,000
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