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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 [BLANK_AUDIO] 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:21,000 [MUSIC] 3 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:52,800 Greetings, Princess Diana. I hope you had a safe journey. I am Cassia, the 4 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,000 liaison for your visit. 5 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,000 The princess is not used to traveling in such stormy condition. 6 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:03,610 My apologies. This is our off season. But the storms will not interfere in 7 00:02:03,610 --> 00:02:08,000 your vacation here at Pleasure Station. Of that, I can assure you both. 8 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:14,500 Tear is my bodyguard, not my companion. I see. Well, we have many 9 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:20,760 activities to keep your bodyguard occupied while you may entertain 10 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,000 yourself privately. 11 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,280 That won't be necessary. I would just like to make sure you know who the 12 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,000 client is. 13 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:33,570 Of course, Princess. Welcome to Pleasure Station, where your every fantasy 14 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,000 becomes real. Doesn't look very inviting. 15 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:41,220 This is merely our greeting bay. I assure you the rest of the station will 16 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:43,000 be much more to your liking. 17 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,000 The princess has very specific needs. We called ahead. 18 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:53,250 I understand the princess's desires completely. All preparations have been 19 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:55,000 made as requested. 20 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:01,490 And if I can personally be of any assistance, please don't hesitate to 21 00:03:01,490 --> 00:03:03,000 call upon me. 22 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:08,000 That won't be necessary. I will attend to any of the princess's needs. 23 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Tara, I can speak for myself. 24 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Of course, Princess. It's your security I'm most concerned for. 25 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:19,760 I understand. But please know, the Pleasure Station has one of the largest 26 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:25,000 security forces in the sector. You have absolutely nothing to fear. 27 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:30,360 Thank you, Cassia. Tara is paid to worry about me. Now, I'd like to get on 28 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:33,000 with my vacation. Time here is short. 29 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:41,050 As you wish, Princess. Please, follow me. Oh, and I hope you didn't bring 30 00:03:41,050 --> 00:03:43,000 a swimsuit. 31 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:51,520 There's something about her that I don't like. How do we know we can trust 32 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:52,000 her? 33 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,850 Tara, you're always so suspicious. She's just an employee. Every time an 34 00:03:56,850 --> 00:04:00,000 attractive woman comes around, out come your claws. 35 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:06,100 It's not that, Your Highness. It's just... there's something about her. I 36 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:09,000 feel like I've seen her before. 37 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:14,240 I'd like to see more of her. But for now, put your suspicions aside and 38 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,000 let me enjoy myself. 39 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,360 Of course, Princess. I hear the pleasure droids of Exeter are like none 40 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,000 other. 41 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Let's find out. 42 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:52,000 [music] 43 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:56,000 [music] 44 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:26,000 [music] 45 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:48,000 [music] 46 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Master. Is everything ready as planned? 47 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Yes, Arya. Standing by. 48 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 And the princess is here? 49 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,000 She is. Our intelligence was correct. 50 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 And is she alone? 51 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:06,000 No, Master. She has one bodyguard with her. 52 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Only one? How foolish. Where is she now? 53 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:18,000 She is in the Venusian grotto, being entertained by a pleasure droid. 54 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Excellent. My fleet is standing by and prepared to attack. 55 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:29,350 Soon, we will control this station and create a new outpost for my rakuza 56 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:31,000 star system. 57 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,000 And the princess? 58 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Once she becomes our prisoner, no one will dare retaliate against us. 59 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:43,000 She is the jewel and the crown of hostages. 60 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:49,000 With her in our pocket, all resistance will cease. Without her... 61 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Our planet will be destroyed by the Federation. 62 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:59,000 But that won't happen. You'll see to that, won't you? 63 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:04,000 [music] 64 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Your desire is my command. 65 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Start the attack. 66 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Commence attack on pleasure station. Crush all opposition. 67 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Now, bring me the princess. 68 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Soon, this rotten little asteroid will be all mine. 69 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Your masseuse awaits you, princess. 70 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Good. I hope she has strong hands. I could use one after that. 71 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:48,000 What's that? A smoke detector? 72 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:55,000 We're under siege, your highness. 73 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Why would anyone attack the pleasure station? 74 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 I think it's a plot to kidnap you. 75 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Kidnap me? 76 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:06,150 Aria of Elechos has always been a rebel traitor. I'm sure she's behind 77 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:07,000 this. 78 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:13,000 [explosion] 79 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:18,080 Aria, just my luck. Caught in an alien whole house with my pants down. We 80 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,000 've got to get out of here. 81 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,780 Come on. Let's try the loading dock. Maybe we can hijack an escape shuttle 82 00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:23,000 . 83 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Okay. 84 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:37,690 These space pimps are no match for my skilled pilots. This won't last long 85 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,000 . 86 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:47,520 Hurry. We don't have much time. But do you think this thing will actually 87 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,000 fly? 88 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,000 There's only one way to find out. But you really ought to fly this thing. 89 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Does it really matter at this point? 90 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 All right. Here we go. 91 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Fingers crossed. We got incoming. 92 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:09,150 Well, at least if it's my time to perish, I died after being mixed 93 00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:11,000 senselessly by an android hooker. 94 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:15,000 Don't talk like that. We're not going to die. I hope. 95 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:24,000 There's one coming right at us. Oh no. 96 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:30,000 [explosion] 97 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:34,000 We've got one right behind us. I don't think I could shake him. 98 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Hey pal. Tailgating's illegal in this quadrant. 99 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Good job, princess. But we're headed straight towards that asteroid belt. 100 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,760 It's our only chance. Do you think we can outmaneuver them without killing 101 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:57,000 us? 102 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,620 Are you crazy? I don't know how to fly this thing. Then let's just close 103 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:01,000 our eyes. 104 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:19,000 We've slowed down. 105 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,440 Does that mean we've entered a friendly solar system where we'll be 106 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:26,170 welcomed and meet new friends who will protect us from Arya's evil plans 107 00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:27,000 to kidnap me? 108 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Um, no. It means the engine's on fire. 109 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Damn it. Now what? 110 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:37,210 We only have one choice. We have to jettison ourselves off of this ship 111 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,000 and take our chances. 112 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Chances? But where? 113 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 There's a planet straight ahead. 114 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 [explosion] 115 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Where is she? 116 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,000 I don't know. They must have found a way to escape. 117 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:01,000 How is that possible? We have the place surrounded. 118 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Perhaps they stole one of the escape shells. 119 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Alluding my trained fighters? I don't believe it. 120 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,200 I'm afraid it's true, Arya. We've had reports of one small ship slipping 121 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,000 through. It must be them. 122 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Do you know what this means? 123 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:24,000 That I won't be vacationing in Quel'utron this week. 124 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,890 When they find out we don't have the Princess held hostage, our asses won 125 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:31,000 't be worth a clawed nickel. 126 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 What do we do? 127 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:38,520 You've got to find her and bring her to me. In the meantime, I'll pretend 128 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,000 as if we really do have her. 129 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,000 I should stall off a counter-attack for now. 130 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000 But you need to hurry. 131 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:50,000 I can't get busted again. I'm on my third strike. 132 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,000 I'll do my best, Master. 133 00:15:53,000 --> 00:16:00,730 All Royal Family members have an implanted tracking chip in them. Use that 134 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:01,000 and it'll lead you right to her. 135 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 [Door opens] 136 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Isn't this amazing? Just look at it. 137 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:29,000 Let me guess. 4,500 new numbers you've never seen before. 138 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 It's even better than that. 4,800. 139 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,230 Every day I send dozens of messages out into space. Every day I wait for 140 00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:37,000 someone to answer back. 141 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Quel'ut call from Uranus on line two. 142 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 You're killing me, Jake. 143 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,330 I know to you this is all trivial, but to me this is important. I know 144 00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:48,000 something's going to happen. Something big. 145 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,000 I haven't seen anything big from you in days. 146 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,640 Susie, I'll make time for you this weekend. Right now I gotta wait to see 147 00:16:55,640 --> 00:17:00,000 if someone in the outer reaches of space wants to instant message me. 148 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Trust me, babe. E.T. is not phoning home. 149 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,000 If you're bored, why don't you just go home? Call it a day. 150 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,320 It's not that I'm bored, Jake. The only time I get to see you is when I 151 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,000 hang out here. 152 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,000 That's not true. We do live together. 153 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:22,500 No, we don't. I live in a big house with a big, comfy bed. And you live 154 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,000 here in UFO Central. 155 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:31,000 The search for extraterrestrial life is a thankless one, but it's my job. 156 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 To look for UFOs where there are none. 157 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,580 I wish you could see how important this is. If I were to actually make 158 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:40,000 contact with an honest-to-god UFO, I'd be famous. 159 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,000 I could write my own ticket to the top of the scientific's law keep. 160 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,220 I know, I know. It's just you spend so much time studying the heavenly 161 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,000 bodies. 162 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:53,000 What about me? What about this body? 163 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,000 You know I can't concentrate when you do that. 164 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Well... 165 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:04,000 How about now? Is this better? 166 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Susie. 167 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Come on, baby. I want your rocket, and I want it to blast off right now. 168 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:21,000 You know, sometimes you can be very persuasive. 169 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:28,000 I want you to produce a real UFO. An unbelievable fucking orgasm. 170 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,000 I think I see one coming right now. 171 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:38,000 [music] 172 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:58,000 [music] 173 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:11,000 [music] 174 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:24,000 [music] 175 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:37,000 [music] 176 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:50,000 [music] 177 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:03,000 [music] 178 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:16,000 [music] 179 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:29,000 [music] 180 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:21,000 [music] 181 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,000 [phone rings] 182 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:29,000 It's probably the microwave. 183 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:33,000 That's the atmospheric disturbance meter. This one's causing a ripple in 184 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:33,000 the upper stratosphere. 185 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:37,000 You don't think. 186 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:41,000 It could be. It looks like 187 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,000 something's trying to break into our orbit. 188 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,000 A UFO, please. Maybe. I have to start recording this. 189 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,000 You do that. I'm stepping outside. 190 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:57,000 Susie, you smoke after sex? 191 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,000 I don't know. I never looked. 192 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:07,000 [music] 193 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,000 We must transport to the surface, but we must do it quickly. 194 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:15,660 Hold me tight. Not now, Tara. Can't we do that later? Don't Hold me tight so 195 00:25:15,660 --> 00:25:17,000 we can transport together. Quickly. 196 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:21,000 Oh, right. Okay. I'm ready. 197 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:27,000 [music] 198 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,000 [music] 199 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:43,000 Holy shit! 200 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,000 [music] 201 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,000 [sigh] 202 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,000 Well, that could have been worse. Only I knew where we were. 203 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:59,000 What a strange place this is. 204 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,000 Look! 205 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Well, that's just great. There goes our wheels. 206 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,000 [sigh] 207 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Suggestions? We need to find food and shelter. 208 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:19,000 And a place to pee. Do you have a device that will help us do such a thing 209 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:19,000 ? 210 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Yes, Your Highness. 211 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,000 Heads. 212 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,000 This way. 213 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:39,000 I saw it. I saw it. 214 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,000 So what? The UFO or whatever it is. Where? 215 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,000 It was falling from the sky and it was on fire and it blew up when it hit 216 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:47,000 the hills. 217 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Blew up? Yeah! Kapow! 218 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Nothing, nothing but smoke. 219 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,000 Pretty sure all you saw was a meteorite. Happens all the time. 220 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:03,000 But in broad daylight? Well, that's unlikely, but 221 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,000 that's probably all it was. Too bad. 222 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,000 I was really hoping for more. Jake, this was no shooting star. 223 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Well, you're right. Let's go home. 224 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,000 I can't take any more of this today. 225 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Don't give up, babe. The truth is out there. 226 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:27,000 [Music] 227 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:55,360 You can run through a million star systems, but you can't hide from me, 228 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,000 little princess. 229 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:01,000 Castieta, Master Arya, come in. 230 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,000 I've located the princess on the third planet from the Star of Braxis. 231 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Come in. Arya? 232 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Hello? 233 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,000 What is she doing? 234 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,000 What is she doing? 235 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,000 [Music] 236 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,580 (upbeat music) 237 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:13,300 (upbeat music) 238 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,460 (upbeat music) 239 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:38,220 (upbeat music) 240 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:45,800 (upbeat music) 241 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:50,380 (upbeat music) 242 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,540 (upbeat music) 243 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:07,700 (upbeat music) 244 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:31,600 (upbeat music) 245 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:37,180 (upbeat music) 246 00:31:37,180 --> 00:31:48,760 (upbeat music) 247 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:55,340 (upbeat music) 248 00:31:55,340 --> 00:31:57,920 (upbeat music) 249 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:11,080 (upbeat music) 250 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:20,080 (upbeat music) 251 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:24,660 (upbeat music) 252 00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:28,240 (upbeat music) 253 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:36,240 (upbeat music) 254 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:51,240 (upbeat music) 255 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,820 (upbeat music) 256 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:04,400 (upbeat music) 257 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:13,400 (upbeat music) 258 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,980 (upbeat music) 259 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:38,560 (upbeat music) 260 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:54,560 (upbeat music) 261 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,140 (upbeat music) 262 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:10,720 (upbeat music) 263 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:17,720 (upbeat music) 264 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:25,720 (upbeat music) 265 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:29,300 (upbeat music) 266 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:34,300 (upbeat music) 267 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:45,300 (upbeat music) 268 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:52,300 (upbeat music) 269 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,880 (upbeat music) 270 00:34:55,880 --> 00:35:00,880 (upbeat music) 271 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:07,880 (upbeat music) 272 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:16,880 (upbeat music) 273 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:21,720 - What princess? 274 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,200 - Raise the hard gas. 275 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,400 - Perhaps we can take shelter there. 276 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,660 - It's a primitive construction. 277 00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:29,300 Not much curb appeal, 278 00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:31,160 but we're in no position to be choosy. 279 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,580 - It will allow us to regroup our thoughts 280 00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:36,180 and plan our next move. 281 00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:38,820 - But what if we encounter an alien race? 282 00:35:38,820 --> 00:35:40,160 - Let me do the talking. 283 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:43,940 - Got it. 284 00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:48,380 (paper rustling) 285 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:51,120 (paper rustling) 286 00:35:51,120 --> 00:36:00,100 (dramatic music) 287 00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:08,440 - Time to put this baby on autopilot 288 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,200 and do a little hooter hunting. 289 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:14,180 - Autopilot activated. 290 00:36:14,180 --> 00:36:17,920 (dramatic music) 291 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,320 (dramatic music) 292 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:33,380 (bell ringing) 293 00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:44,720 - What place is this? 294 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,640 - It looks like a food storage facility. 295 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:49,800 - A kitchen? 296 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,120 - Yes, are you hungry? 297 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,480 - I could eat a mahar. 298 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:57,300 - What is this? 299 00:36:57,300 --> 00:37:00,120 It looks like my cousin. 300 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:04,100 Ah, look princess. 301 00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:07,560 Good work Tara, let's eat. 302 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,640 (dramatic music) 303 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,640 (knocking) 304 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,560 - Adrian Daniels, come on in. 305 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,120 You asked to see me, sir? 306 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,480 - Yeah, take a seat there. 307 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:29,620 What can you tell me about the UFO tracking station 308 00:37:29,620 --> 00:37:31,760 at Santa Amira Springs? 309 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,280 - Well, to be honest, not much. 310 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:38,080 It's been pretty hush hush, sparsely maintained. 311 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,000 No tangible results from the center have been reported. 312 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,440 Least none that I'm aware of. 313 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,520 - Until now. 314 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:45,760 - Until now? 315 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:50,760 - Intel has it that something big came out of the sky there 316 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,040 and crashed today. 317 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:57,880 The problem is I haven't heard anything from the center. 318 00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,720 - That's strange. 319 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:02,640 Do you have any idea what it was? 320 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,440 - Not at all. 321 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,320 There's also reports that something strange 322 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:13,320 entered our orbit within a half hour of the ground. 323 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:18,640 - Of the crash, something totally unexplained. 324 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,280 - And you'd like me to go check it out. 325 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,200 - Right, I've been trying to get a hold of Jake Johnson. 326 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,120 He's the scientist who runs the center up there, 327 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,040 but no luck so far. 328 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:32,160 Now I don't know, maybe he didn't come in today. 329 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,920 Maybe he took the afternoon off and went home. 330 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,640 I just don't know. 331 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:37,480 - Got it. 332 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,200 I'll go visit the center. 333 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,240 - Negative agent. 334 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,280 I want you to go straight out to his house. 335 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,920 He's very isolated. 336 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:48,800 There's no cell phone, there's no computer, nothing. 337 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,280 But I think he's our best hope. 338 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,480 - If he's out there, sir, I'll find him. 339 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:58,600 - And Daniels, if you do find him, 340 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,400 and he knows something, I'm depending on you 341 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,560 to keep it zipped. 342 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:06,200 - You can count on me, sir. 343 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,040 - Good. 344 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,640 (phone ringing) 345 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,480 What? 346 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,160 (ominous music) 347 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:29,280 Why is the door open? 348 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,200 - I don't know. 349 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,600 Do you smell that? 350 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,440 - Yeah. 351 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,280 Did you leave the oven on again? 352 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,480 - Of course not. 353 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,160 (ominous music) 354 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:56,360 - What the hell is going on here? 355 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,360 - Greetings, earthlings. 356 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,480 How? 357 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,280 - How? 358 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,600 Earthlings? 359 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,160 Maybe you better start explaining. 360 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,880 - Well, we got lost. 361 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,840 Lost, just completely lost. 362 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,960 And we came upon your construction. 363 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,080 Beautiful place, really nice. 364 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,840 And no one was here. 365 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,280 - Not a soul. 366 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:19,120 - So we thought maybe you wouldn't mind? 367 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,400 Is it okay? 368 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,320 We can leave. 369 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,960 It's not a problem. 370 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,400 - I'm just so confused. 371 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:28,560 Your clothes, everything is just so strange. 372 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,160 Are you guys from Centerville? 373 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,800 - I got dressed in a hurry. 374 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,080 I was being kidnapped. 375 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,080 - Kidnapped? 376 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,320 - Yes, you're addressing her Royal Highness, 377 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,560 Princess Diana of Alltown Four. 378 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,680 And I am her bodyguard, Tara. 379 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,840 - You're kidding me, right? 380 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,680 - I don't kid. 381 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:54,560 - Susie, you think it could be-- 382 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,400 - Oh, that thing that crashed in the hills. 383 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,840 - No, this is fantastic. 384 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,680 This is what I've always dreamed about. 385 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:01,680 I can't believe it. 386 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,680 - I mean, they do look pretty fantastic. 387 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:05,520 - All right. 388 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:11,440 Okay, ladies, please finish your meal. 389 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,840 We can have a little chat, please. 390 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:22,000 - Susie, do you know what this means? 391 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,480 - That two big titty twits cleaned out our kitchen 392 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,680 and now we have to go grocery shopping. 393 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,280 - No, I mean, what if they really did come 394 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,840 on a spaceship here from another galaxy? 395 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,280 - You really think either one of those two 396 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,760 has the intelligence to find their way 397 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,400 out of the Kmart parking lot? 398 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,160 - Stranger things have happened. 399 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,160 - Name one. 400 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,680 - All right, let me start again. 401 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,520 What if they're telling the truth? 402 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,400 Maybe they did escape from outer space. 403 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,480 - They look like they escaped from a Frederick's catalog. 404 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,480 - Either way, it's not bad. 405 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,080 There's only one way I can prove it. 406 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,320 I need to test their clothes. 407 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,760 I'll bet they're made of fabric that's not of this earth. 408 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,440 - How are we supposed to get their clothes? 409 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,400 - You're a girl. 410 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,240 Think of something. 411 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:03,920 - What? 412 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,760 Good. 413 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:07,840 This is our room. 414 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:08,840 You can change in here. 415 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:13,480 So please explain to me again why you guys want my clothes? 416 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,840 - Well, if you really are from another solar system, 417 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,480 the fabric of the clothes will prove its alien composition. 418 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:19,320 I have to study it. 419 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,160 Run some tests? 420 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:24,120 - All right, if it proves that we're telling the truth, 421 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,240 you could borrow some of my stuff while he runs tests. 422 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,360 - I'll let you ladies sort things out. 423 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,200 Take your time. 424 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,520 (footsteps) 425 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:39,640 Do you need some help? 426 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,480 - Yeah. 427 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:52,560 Your hands are so soft. 428 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:57,280 - You're really beautiful. 429 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,360 - You think so? 430 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,040 - Not many people see me like this. 431 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,280 I'm the royal bodyguard 432 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,640 and I'm not allowed to indulge in such things. 433 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:14,080 - Nobody's ever touched you like this before? 434 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,080 - No, but I've seen it many times. 435 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:22,480 - Maybe we should do a little experiment of our own. 436 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,800 (footsteps) 437 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:30,680 - Okay. 438 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:37,600 (upbeat music) 439 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,200 (upbeat music) 440 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,500 [music playing] 441 00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,500 [music playing] 442 00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:06,080 (bright music) 443 00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:48,800 (bright music) 444 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:53,380 (bright music) 445 00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:58,960 (bright music) 446 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:03,520 (bright music) 447 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:08,100 (bright music) 448 00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:12,680 (bright music) 449 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:22,400 (bright music) 450 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:26,980 (bright music) 451 00:45:37,140 --> 00:45:39,720 (bright music) 452 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:48,720 (bright music) 453 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:55,720 (bright music) 454 00:45:55,720 --> 00:46:01,300 (bright music) 455 00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:04,880 (bright music) 456 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:12,880 (bright music) 457 00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:31,880 (bright music) 458 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:38,880 (bright music) 459 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:56,880 (bright music) 460 00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,460 (bright music) 461 00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:06,460 (bright music) 462 00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:15,460 (bright music) 463 00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:20,460 (bright music) 464 00:47:20,460 --> 00:47:25,040 (bright music) 465 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,620 (bright music) 466 00:47:27,620 --> 00:47:34,620 (bright music) 467 00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:39,200 (bright music) 468 00:47:43,780 --> 00:47:52,360 (bright music) 469 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,940 (bright music) 470 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:05,520 (bright music) 471 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:17,100 (bright music) 472 00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:23,680 (bright music) 473 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,260 (bright music) 474 00:48:27,260 --> 00:48:31,840 (bright music) 475 00:48:36,420 --> 00:48:45,000 (bright music) 476 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:51,580 (bright music) 477 00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:54,160 (bright music) 478 00:48:56,740 --> 00:49:06,740 (bright music) 479 00:49:17,740 --> 00:49:20,320 (bright music) 480 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:29,320 (bright music) 481 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:35,900 (bright music) 482 00:49:36,900 --> 00:49:39,480 (bright music) 483 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:57,480 (bright music) 484 00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:05,060 - MIB headquarters, this is agent Daniels. 485 00:50:05,060 --> 00:50:07,000 I'm engaging for general Randall. 486 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,000 Come in, I'm at the location. 487 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,080 MIB headquarters, come in. 488 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,800 (birds chirping) 489 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,800 Why am I not surprised? 490 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,580 (bright music) 491 00:50:20,580 --> 00:50:23,160 (bright music) 492 00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:41,080 - Please make yourself comfortable. 493 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,080 - Thank you. 494 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:48,000 - Whoa, that's not what I meant. 495 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,440 - Hmm, you're a very mysterious creature. 496 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,880 Your intentions confuse me. 497 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,820 I've never seen a species quite like you before. 498 00:50:56,820 --> 00:50:59,080 - You mean a man. 499 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,760 You've never seen a man before? 500 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,400 - No, they do not have them where I come from. 501 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,860 But I think it may be very important now. 502 00:51:06,860 --> 00:51:07,700 - Why is that? 503 00:51:07,700 --> 00:51:09,100 - Because our ship has been destroyed. 504 00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:11,520 We have no way of returning home. 505 00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:12,680 - Good point. 506 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,260 (bright music) 507 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:38,300 - We must now learn to fit into your world 508 00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:42,020 to become a part of it, to do as you do, 509 00:51:42,020 --> 00:51:45,600 to feel as you feel, to love as you love. 510 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:49,640 - I'm sure you'll be able to fit in quickly. 511 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:53,040 You've just gotta learn how to live in a world full of men. 512 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:56,340 - Of course, and you will teach me, yes? 513 00:51:56,340 --> 00:52:00,820 - Yes, I mean, no, you're a princess, aren't you? 514 00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:03,120 I'm just your everyday UFO hunter. 515 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,980 Besides, Susie's right down the hall. 516 00:52:04,980 --> 00:52:08,260 She majored in castration in college. 517 00:52:08,260 --> 00:52:09,860 - Don't worry about Susie. 518 00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:12,760 Tara can handle her, but now I would like to know 519 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:16,300 what men do for their mates here on Earth. 520 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:19,800 - Well, for the sake of scientific research. 521 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:24,140 (sighs) 522 00:52:24,140 --> 00:52:32,380 (sighs) 523 00:52:32,380 --> 00:52:34,980 (bright music) 524 00:52:34,980 --> 00:52:37,560 (bright music) 525 00:52:40,140 --> 00:52:45,140 (sighs) 526 00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:57,120 (sighs) 527 00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,700 (bright music) 528 00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:02,200 (dog barking) 529 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,780 (bright music) 530 00:53:04,780 --> 00:53:07,280 (dog barking) 531 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,860 (bright music) 532 00:53:09,860 --> 00:53:12,360 (dog barking) 533 00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,940 (bright music) 534 00:53:14,940 --> 00:53:17,440 (dog barking) 535 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:21,940 (dog barking) 536 00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:24,440 (dog barking) 537 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,040 (bright music) 538 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,540 (dog barking) 539 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:33,040 (dog barking) 540 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,540 (dog barking) 541 00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:38,120 (bright music) 542 00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,620 (dog barking) 543 00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:43,200 (bright music) 544 00:53:43,200 --> 00:54:09,620 (dog barking) 545 00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:12,200 (bright music) 546 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,700 (dog barking) 547 00:54:14,700 --> 00:54:17,280 (bright music) 548 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:26,780 (dog barking) 549 00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:29,360 (bright music) 550 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:33,860 (dog barking) 551 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,940 (bright music) 552 00:54:40,940 --> 00:54:43,440 (dog barking) 553 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:48,020 (bright music) 554 00:54:48,020 --> 00:54:57,520 (dog barking) 555 00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:02,020 (dog barking) 556 00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:06,600 (bright music) 557 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,100 (dog barking) 558 00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:14,600 (dog barking) 559 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:19,100 (dog barking) 560 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:31,080 (dog barking) 561 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,660 (bright music) 562 00:55:33,660 --> 00:55:44,080 (dog barking) 563 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:48,580 (dog barking) 564 00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:51,080 (dog barking) 565 00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:58,160 (bright music) 566 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:07,080 (dog barking) 567 00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:11,580 (dog barking) 568 00:56:11,580 --> 00:56:16,160 (bright music) 569 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,660 (dog barking) 570 00:56:18,660 --> 00:56:24,160 (dog barking) 571 00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:28,740 (bright music) 572 00:56:28,740 --> 00:56:31,320 (bright music) 573 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:48,240 - MIB headquarters, come in. 574 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:51,240 This is agent Daniel, paging for General Randall. 575 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:53,540 MIB headquarters, come in. 576 00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:56,040 - Cease communications, earthling. 577 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,540 (somber music) 578 00:56:58,540 --> 00:56:59,380 - Drop it. 579 00:56:59,380 --> 00:57:04,420 - Hold on a second, beautiful. 580 00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:07,140 Okay, I'm sure we can talk about this. 581 00:57:07,140 --> 00:57:08,840 - Who were you communicating with? 582 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:13,140 - My boss, I was just checking in. 583 00:57:13,140 --> 00:57:17,340 You know, they get worried about me down at headquarters 584 00:57:17,340 --> 00:57:18,680 if they don't hear from me. 585 00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,540 - Sounds like you've got a lot to be worried about. 586 00:57:21,540 --> 00:57:24,180 - Wait a minute. 587 00:57:24,180 --> 00:57:26,660 - One more step and I'll vaporize you. 588 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,420 - Well, we wouldn't want that now, would we? 589 00:57:30,420 --> 00:57:32,100 - You wouldn't. 590 00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:36,940 - Look, it's pretty obvious you're one of those alien things. 591 00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:40,320 Okay, but you need me, I can help. 592 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,660 - I don't know what kind of creature you are, 593 00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:47,100 but I'm certain that there's nothing you could do for me. 594 00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:48,100 - Don't be so sure. 595 00:57:48,100 --> 00:57:56,200 - I saw the princess engaging in some physical contact 596 00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:59,580 with the other of your kind. 597 00:57:59,580 --> 00:58:01,780 What was it? 598 00:58:01,780 --> 00:58:05,500 - Oh, that? 599 00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:06,340 Yeah. 600 00:58:06,340 --> 00:58:09,460 Let's just say he was integrating her 601 00:58:09,460 --> 00:58:12,260 into one of Earth's oldest customs. 602 00:58:12,260 --> 00:58:17,580 - It looked very interesting. 603 00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:22,020 I would like you to show me this contact. 604 00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:24,660 - You want me to show you? 605 00:58:25,700 --> 00:58:30,620 - Okay, but why don't we start by you 606 00:58:30,620 --> 00:58:32,120 not pointing that thing at me? 607 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:37,060 - Okay, but no funny business. 608 00:58:37,060 --> 00:58:39,040 - Hey, no funny business. 609 00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:48,040 (upbeat music) 610 00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,620 (upbeat music) 611 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:50,820 (upbeat music) 612 00:59:50,820 --> 01:00:00,400 (upbeat music) 613 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:13,860 (upbeat music) 614 01:00:39,660 --> 01:00:46,660 (upbeat music) 615 01:00:46,660 --> 01:01:05,240 (upbeat music) 616 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:07,820 (upbeat music) 617 01:01:07,820 --> 01:01:18,240 (upbeat music) 618 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:22,820 (upbeat music) 619 01:01:22,820 --> 01:01:28,400 (upbeat music) 620 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,980 (upbeat music) 621 01:01:38,140 --> 01:01:44,140 (upbeat music) 622 01:01:44,140 --> 01:01:57,140 (upbeat music) 623 01:01:58,140 --> 01:02:00,720 (upbeat music) 624 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:06,720 (upbeat music) 625 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:15,720 (upbeat music) 626 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:21,720 (upbeat music) 627 01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,300 (upbeat music) 628 01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:31,300 (upbeat music) 629 01:02:31,300 --> 01:02:40,300 (upbeat music) 630 01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:48,300 (upbeat music) 631 01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:51,880 (upbeat music) 632 01:03:01,620 --> 01:03:20,620 (upbeat music) 633 01:03:20,620 --> 01:03:23,200 (upbeat music) 634 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:49,620 - Katia, this is Aria. 635 01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:51,460 Come in. 636 01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:55,120 Katia, this is Aria. 637 01:03:55,120 --> 01:04:00,460 Answer me. 638 01:04:00,460 --> 01:04:04,380 Paint plane phone tap. 639 01:04:04,380 --> 01:04:06,960 (upbeat music) 640 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:11,460 - No, I want you to give me the stainless steel ones. 641 01:04:11,460 --> 01:04:13,960 You know, the ones with the fur on the inside. 642 01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:14,800 Yeah. 643 01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:17,300 - Look, I'm gonna have to pull you back, okay? 644 01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:18,300 General Randall. 645 01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:20,420 - Daniels, where the hell you been? 646 01:04:20,420 --> 01:04:22,000 I thought you weren't coming back. 647 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,920 - It's a long, long story, sir. 648 01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:26,420 But I have big news. 649 01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:27,460 You were right. 650 01:04:27,460 --> 01:04:29,640 Something did crash in those hills. 651 01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,180 - I knew it. 652 01:04:31,180 --> 01:04:34,440 - It was an alien spacecraft. 653 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,840 Now, unfortunately, the ship's total, 654 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:40,520 but the occupants were able to bail out in time. 655 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,100 - Where are they? 656 01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:44,940 - They're at Jake's house, just like you suspected. 657 01:04:44,940 --> 01:04:46,820 Two of them, women. 658 01:04:46,820 --> 01:04:50,700 One's a princess, and the other's a bodyguard. 659 01:04:50,700 --> 01:04:51,700 - Fantastic. 660 01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:54,120 Are they friendly? 661 01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:57,960 - Oh, yes, they're very friendly. 662 01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,880 But without their spacecraft, 663 01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:02,220 they're stranded here on Earth. 664 01:05:02,220 --> 01:05:04,380 - That's an incredible story. 665 01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:07,220 Are you sure every word of this is true, Daniels? 666 01:05:07,220 --> 01:05:08,600 - I'm positive. 667 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,600 In fact, I brought you proof. 668 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:18,600 (suspenseful music) 669 01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,840 - This is Cassia. 670 01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:25,000 - Is she one of them? 671 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,420 - Oh, she's one of them. 672 01:05:27,420 --> 01:05:28,500 - Incredible. 673 01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:35,380 I thought you said there were two. 674 01:05:35,380 --> 01:05:37,060 - Two on the ship that crashed. 675 01:05:37,060 --> 01:05:39,900 Cassia was actually sent here on a mission 676 01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:41,700 to capture the princess. 677 01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:43,900 - Incredible. 678 01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:46,900 (suspenseful music) 679 01:05:46,900 --> 01:05:51,720 - But she's changed her mind. 680 01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:54,280 Haven't you, dear? 681 01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:55,880 - Yes, darling. 682 01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:58,640 I never want to go back. 683 01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:00,080 - What changed her mind? 684 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,540 - It's actually all in the report, sir. 685 01:06:03,540 --> 01:06:06,920 Let's just say we found a common ground. 686 01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:10,680 - And ground it, and ground it. 687 01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:13,640 - She's kind of my girlfriend now. 688 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:17,080 - Yeah, I can see that. 689 01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:18,160 - We better wrap this all up. 690 01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:19,480 We better get them to D.C. 691 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:22,180 The president's gonna want to know about this right away. 692 01:06:22,180 --> 01:06:23,020 - Yes, sir. 693 01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:24,920 - Come on, babe. 694 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:35,160 On the deck? 695 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:38,160 (suspenseful music) 696 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:47,120 - Jake, I've been looking everywhere for you. 697 01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:47,940 - Jizzy. 698 01:06:47,940 --> 01:06:51,760 Whoa, you look different. 699 01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:53,820 - Do you like it? 700 01:06:53,820 --> 01:06:58,120 - It's very ordinary. 701 01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:59,480 - Don't worry, you look great. 702 01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:00,840 You're gonna fit right in. 703 01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:03,640 Here you go. 704 01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:05,240 - I think you'll find the makeup of the material 705 01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:09,440 to be very flexible. 706 01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,200 - Excellent. 707 01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:15,560 - Did you find anything out new about the princess? 708 01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:16,800 - Your things? 709 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:17,640 - Me too. 710 01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:24,440 - So, ladies, I'm gonna have to tell someone 711 01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:25,720 about your situation. 712 01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,320 They might be able to help you. 713 01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:28,680 - That's very kind of you. 714 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,160 I'm pretty certain that we're being tracked 715 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,200 by an evil hunter named Cassia. 716 01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:35,240 She betrayed me and tried to kill us. 717 01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:36,440 - Then what's going on? 718 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,320 (suspenseful music) 719 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:41,760 - No one is going anywhere. 720 01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,120 - Dammit. 721 01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:44,360 Who are you? 722 01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:45,680 Stop where you are. 723 01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:49,320 - Sorry, folks. 724 01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,360 MIB's taking over from here. 725 01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:52,880 What's going on? 726 01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:55,840 You've got orders to bring these girls into Washington. 727 01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:58,400 Don't worry, nobody's gonna hurt you. 728 01:07:58,400 --> 01:07:59,760 On whose orders? 729 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,740 General Randall's orders. 730 01:08:01,740 --> 01:08:03,840 - Huh, when you say so. 731 01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:08,040 I'd like to take you two in for some quick questions. 732 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:10,560 Is there somewhere we can go in private? 733 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,040 - Um, down the hall, first door on the left. 734 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:16,040 - Don't worry, girls. 735 01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:17,680 He won't hurt you. 736 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:20,020 He's just a man in black. 737 01:08:20,020 --> 01:08:23,240 - I know what to do with a man. 738 01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:24,080 - So do I. 739 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:24,920 Okay. 740 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:37,260 Um, maybe I should just go keep an eye on them. 741 01:08:37,260 --> 01:08:47,280 (upbeat music) 742 01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:49,860 (upbeat music) 743 01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:15,420 (upbeat music) 744 01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:20,000 (upbeat music) 745 01:10:35,740 --> 01:10:38,320 (upbeat music) 746 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:49,500 (upbeat music) 747 01:10:49,500 --> 01:11:03,080 (upbeat music) 748 01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:05,660 (upbeat music) 749 01:11:05,660 --> 01:11:21,260 (upbeat music) 750 01:11:21,260 --> 01:11:30,320 (upbeat music) 751 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:32,900 (upbeat music) 752 01:11:32,900 --> 01:11:38,600 (upbeat music) 753 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:48,520 (upbeat music) 754 01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:56,560 (upbeat music) 755 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,140 (upbeat music) 756 01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:13,600 (upbeat music) 757 01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:18,480 (upbeat music) 758 01:12:18,480 --> 01:12:23,780 (upbeat music) 759 01:12:23,780 --> 01:12:26,360 (upbeat music) 760 01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:35,360 (upbeat music) 761 01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:43,780 (upbeat music) 762 01:12:43,780 --> 01:12:52,360 (upbeat music) 763 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:54,940 (upbeat music) 764 01:13:00,100 --> 01:13:05,800 (upbeat music) 765 01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:19,380 (upbeat music) 766 01:13:19,380 --> 01:13:21,960 (upbeat music) 767 01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:28,960 (upbeat music) 768 01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:37,960 (upbeat music) 769 01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:43,540 (upbeat music) 770 01:13:43,540 --> 01:13:46,120 (upbeat music) 771 01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:54,100 (upbeat music) 772 01:13:54,100 --> 01:14:04,260 (upbeat music) 773 01:14:04,260 --> 01:14:06,840 (upbeat music) 774 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:11,840 (upbeat music) 775 01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:14,420 (upbeat music) 776 01:14:24,740 --> 01:14:30,500 - I've taken everyone so long. 777 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,960 (tires screeching) 778 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:37,880 I don't know, but I expect some answers. 779 01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:41,720 - I'll bet you do. 780 01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:43,440 I'll give them to you. 781 01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:47,360 But first, you were considering having a close encounter? 782 01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:50,940 (upbeat music) 783 01:14:50,940 --> 01:15:00,780 - Hey pal, tailgating's illegal in this quadrant. 784 01:15:01,740 --> 01:15:04,800 I've never seen a species quite like you before. 785 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,200 I know what to do with a man. 786 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:11,560 Let me do the talking. 787 01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:14,520 Greetings are things, how? 788 01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:16,620 Come on, let's try the loading dock. 789 01:15:16,620 --> 01:15:18,460 Maybe we can hijack an escape shuttle. 790 01:15:18,460 --> 01:15:23,600 Time to put this baby on autopilot 791 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:25,400 and do a little hooter hunting. 792 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:31,320 I am Cassia, the liaison for your visit. 793 01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:33,900 (upbeat music) 794 01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:37,260 - Cassia, this is Aria. 795 01:15:37,260 --> 01:15:39,180 Come in. 796 01:15:39,180 --> 01:15:40,100 - A looting? 797 01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,440 My trans fighter? 798 01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,580 I don't believe it. 799 01:15:43,580 --> 01:15:46,240 Is everything ready as planned? 800 01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:53,240 - I haven't seen anything big from you in days. 801 01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:55,700 - The two big titty toys cleaned out our kitchen 802 01:15:55,700 --> 01:15:58,220 and now we have to go grocery shopping. 803 01:15:58,220 --> 01:15:59,900 - Yeah, kapow! 804 01:15:59,900 --> 01:16:01,860 - Nothing, nothing but smoke. 805 01:16:01,860 --> 01:16:06,500 - To me, this is important. 806 01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:07,700 I know something's gonna happen. 807 01:16:07,700 --> 01:16:09,100 Something's big. 808 01:16:09,100 --> 01:16:11,140 Huh, are you excited? 809 01:16:11,140 --> 01:16:14,980 You mean a man. 810 01:16:14,980 --> 01:16:16,380 You've never seen a man before? 811 01:16:16,380 --> 01:16:22,700 - MIB headquarters, this is Agent Daniel. 812 01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:24,620 Paging for General Randall. 813 01:16:24,620 --> 01:16:26,820 - Yes, they're very friendly. 814 01:16:26,820 --> 01:16:28,620 - But you need me, I can help. 815 01:16:28,620 --> 01:16:31,200 (upbeat music) 816 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:49,940 What can you tell me about the UFO tracking station 817 01:16:49,940 --> 01:16:51,620 at Santa Mira Springs? 818 01:16:51,620 --> 01:16:55,180 - On the deck? 819 01:16:55,180 --> 01:16:57,760 (upbeat music) 820 01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:07,760 [MUSIC] 52089

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