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DECEMBER 1ST
(THREE WEEKS EARLIER)
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I know it's Christmas,
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but you don't get
into the holiday spirit when it's sunny.
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-I need to get home to Norway.
-Yeah.
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-I'm so excited.
-There's so much to do.
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-It's okay, Mom. You've got time.
-Yes, but still…
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-Has it been snowing a lot?
-Sure, but tell me about your boyfriend!
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Well, you can meet him
if you come to visit us.
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We're settling in nicely.
We're doing very well.
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We've almost unpacked everything.
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Hold on, Mom. Hello?
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Oh my God!
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What is it?
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Mom, I'll call you back.
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MOM
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are
going in for landing at Oslo Airport.
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Please fasten your seat belt
and make sure the trays…
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A boys' trip.
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Hello.
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-Oh, Mom!
-Hello, hello.
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Oh, hello.
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Hi.
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So good to see you, Thea.
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My little girl.
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I've missed you.
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Welcome home.
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-You've decorated so nicely.
-Thank you.
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-But you have to meet--
-Yes!
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Thank you.
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What?
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It's not him. It is…
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Jash, as in Jashan.
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Oh.
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-Mom, it's Jashan.
-Yes.
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Balder!
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Hey!
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Hey, Balder.
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-What's up with Balder?
-Well, sometimes he reacts to…
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To?
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To… people who are so unfamiliar.
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It's very nice
that you made some, but I think…
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-We're tired and ate on the plane.
-Yeah.
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I think we're gonna go to bed.
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Thank you.
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Håndkle.
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-Håndkle. Takk.
-Yeah.
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You're welcome.
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Good morning.
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You're up early.
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Yeah, I'm really jet-lagged.
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I've put on some coffee if you want.
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Have you talked to Jørgen since…
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No, I haven't.
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No, I just mean…
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I know that
it hasn't been easy for him either.
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The breakup.
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No, I'm sure it hasn't,
but it was a long time ago, Mom.
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No, it's just a shame
that it had to end like that.
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You and the boy next door.
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All that stuff just got too complicated.
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Yeah, but you know that
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Dad and I always thought
it was going to be the two of you.
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You're up early as well.
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I'm going to get started
on the rice pudding now
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because…
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Dad always used to make it
two days in advance.
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So I better get started.
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So… is Shazam asleep?
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Jashan is asleep.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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You could have told me a little earlier
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that he is…
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That he is?
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Indian?
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Is that okay to say, though?
"Indian"? Is that allowed?
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Yes, Mom. You can say Indian.
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Fine. But do I have to make
two Christmas dinners now?
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I don't know.
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I know that Norwegian and Indian cultures
are incredibly different.
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-What have you been googling now?
-I haven't been googling.
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There's just so much to do
before Christmas.
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I have to prepare the medister meatballs,
and then we have to get firewood.
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Your brother gets stressed out
if we don't have firewood.
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And now I might have to make
two Christmas dinners.
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I don't know your boyfriend, and I don't
know what they eat in India for Christmas.
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DECEMBER 22ND
(TEENY TINY CHRISTMAS)
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Yes, I'm coming.
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What is it?
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Merry Christmas!
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-Nice to see you.
-Hello, you!
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Hi. Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas! And look at you!
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Yes, look at me!
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Merry Christmas!
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Who is that?
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Is that Josh?
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Jashan.
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Oh, Jashan.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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-Okay.
-Yeah.
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Am I a horrible human being
if I say that I'm a little surprised?
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He's Indian. So what?
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That's really exciting!
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It's not exciting.
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Yes, it's very exciting.
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There are a billion Indians,
so the odds of meeting one are pretty big.
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I think he's very handsome.
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Shit chair.
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-Okay, shit chair.
-He's very handsome.
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What was that?
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What was that grunt?
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I didn't grunt.
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That smile?
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What's going on?
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-I wasn't supposed to tell you yet.
-What?
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What? Fucking hell.
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Huh? Are you kidding?
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Are you kidding? You just met.
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What did Anne-Lise say?
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-I haven't told her yet.
-You haven't.
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I'm waiting for the perfect timing.
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Right. And you thought…
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that might be Christmas?
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Yeah?
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That's a really bad idea.
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Yeah, it's a bad idea.
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Nah.
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This is going to be great!
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-Shit chair.
-Shit chair.
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OUR BELOVED OLA EVJEN
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This is so exciting.
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♪ Silent night ♪
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♪ Holy night ♪
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♪ All is calm, all is bright… ♪
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Don't eat the decorations, Hildegunn.
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-Is it decorations? I didn't know.
-It is decorations.
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-Help me in the kitchen, will you?
-Yes, of course.
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Ronja, don't eat these.
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Simen, we are not supposed to eat these.
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Oh, I know, Hildegunn.
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Sorry, Anne-Lise. I didn't know…
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-Aunt Thea?
-Oh!
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What did he say?
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-Hello.
-Hi, Mom.
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What is that smell?
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It smells so good!
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Do you think so?
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No. Maybe I exaggerated a little.
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Is something burning?
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Thea? What in the…
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What the f--
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It might not be exactly
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the dinner we're used to
for Teeny Tiny Christmas.
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It was a tradition, though.
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Dad always used to make
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meatballs on Teeny Tiny Christmas,
and you all really liked it.
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Really, really liked it.
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But maybe we can just give this a try?
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Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
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-No one heard that?
-What?
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-Can you hear it?
-No, what?
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-It was just Dad turning in his grave.
-Stop it.
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Ronja, Dad is joking. Grandpa is dead.
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He hasn't risen from the dead.
He is not moving at all.
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May God be with him.
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Thank you for keeping an open mind.
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For God's sake.
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We've been eating meatballs every year.
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Yes, yes.
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We eat Indian food.
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We love Indian food.
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Ronja, don't you agree?
They serve good food at the Chinese place.
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It does smell.
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What is that?
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-Hmm?
-What is that?
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That is called "pantipum."
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And this is naan.
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Maybe use your hands…
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-Yeah.
-"Sounds like"? It literally is.
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Okay, guys…
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Are you okay, Mom?
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Dad.
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Was it a little spicy?
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What is it? Are you okay?
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-I'll go with Mom.
-If you have to spit it out, use this.
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Anne-Lise doesn't want it on her rug.
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You guys are being very dramatic.
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We're being dramatic?
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-No, Jashan.
-Yes.
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-No?
-Yes!
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No, no, no.
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-Don't take the pudding. We need it for--
-Mom, come on! We don't have a choice.
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But Dad said it needs to stay…
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-Longer. Are you sure?
-Eat, eat.
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Oh, it burns.
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I think it needs more time to set.
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I don't know if Simen told you,
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but I lived in India
for a couple of months after high school.
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-What?
-Yes.
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It doesn't matter what it means, does it?
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Thea, it is important,
because it's a tattoo.
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It's cut into my body until I die.
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I want to know what it says.
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Coming down!
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DECEMBER 23RD
(TINY CHRISTMAS)
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"Out on a hike, what's not to like?"
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Out on a hike, what's not to…
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Hello.
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No. Out on a hike, what's not to like?
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Come on! Go, go, go!
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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So, what do you guys think?
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Should we get going?
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Maybe you should go in advance?
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So we can ski at our tempo,
so he doesn't feel…
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-Go ahead?
-We always ski together.
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I know, but it's a bit different.
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We're supposed to make
gingerbread cookies together.
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Can't we make gingerbread cookies
some other time?
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Of course! We can move
the gingerbread cookie making to Easter.
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Totally.
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All right…
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-I need to pack the rucksack.
-Take this…
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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Where are they?
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It's getting dark.
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Do you want me to ask Simen
to look for them?
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-No.
-No.
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No, let him relax.
He's put on his comfy joggers…
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with a glass of Christmas soda
in his hand,
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getting into the spirit with Die Hard.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hey, Thea.
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Hey, Jørgen.
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Are you going somewhere?
What are you doing here?
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Anne-Lise called.
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She was worried that…
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Worried you were lost.
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No.
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No, I'm not lost.
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Thanks for the ride.
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Merry Christmas.
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Don't you think
you should get a new apron?
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-This?
-Soon? Yeah?
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Are you joking?
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I've always had it.
Lasse gave it to me when we were…
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So you thought it was a good idea
to call my ex?
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I was worried about you two. I got scared.
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Mom, that is a very weird thing to do.
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-No.
-Yes.
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It's not that weird.
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Remember that before he was your ex,
he was the kid next door.
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So if you think it's weird,
it's because you're making it weird.
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-Okay.
-Mm-hmm.
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I almost forgot. When are
we doing our Christmas dip tomorrow?
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00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,583
Can't we just do it when we wake up?
264
00:47:16,666 --> 00:47:17,500
Yes.
265
00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:19,833
Are you bringing…
266
00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:54,458
He could die, Simen.
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DECEMBER 24TH
(CHRISTMAS MORNING)
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00:48:07,958 --> 00:48:08,958
Hi.
269
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:19,250
Merry Christmas!
270
00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:21,083
Merry Christmas!
271
00:48:21,916 --> 00:48:23,208
Of course you're here.
272
00:48:23,958 --> 00:48:25,291
Yeah. It's tradition.
273
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,166
Isn't it a bit too cold for him?
274
00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:38,958
-Hi!
-Hello.
275
00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:41,916
-You must be cold.
-Not at all.
276
00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:44,833
It's so nice that you came.
277
00:48:46,083 --> 00:48:47,333
Merry Christmas, Anne-Lise!
278
00:48:47,416 --> 00:48:51,000
Merry Christmas. This is so nice.
279
00:49:32,291 --> 00:49:37,583
♪ Ages shall come ♪
280
00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:43,291
♪ Ages shall pass… ♪
281
00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:05,458
♪ The heavenly tones ♪
282
00:50:05,541 --> 00:50:12,541
♪ In the soul's joyful pilgrim song ♪
283
00:50:14,916 --> 00:50:20,541
♪ Angels first sang it ♪
284
00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:21,875
♪ To the shepherds… ♪
285
00:50:26,583 --> 00:50:27,458
♪ From soul to soul… ♪
286
00:50:30,916 --> 00:50:33,458
♪ In joy it passed ♪
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00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:43,458
♪ Peace over Earth ♪
288
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:48,708
♪ Humans rejoice ♪
289
00:50:48,791 --> 00:50:55,791
♪ A savior for all time is born ♪
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00:51:12,416 --> 00:51:14,416
Dear everyone.
291
00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:19,666
Before we go out into
this beautiful Christmas Day,
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00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:24,291
us in Telemark Soul Children
293
00:51:24,875 --> 00:51:28,083
wish you a Merry Christmas with this--
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With this delightful Christmas classic.
295
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,916
-Are you ready? Good.
-Yes.
296
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:43,833
Good.
297
00:51:54,041 --> 00:51:56,583
♪ Silent night… ♪
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00:51:58,166 --> 00:51:59,833
♪ Holy night ♪
299
00:52:02,458 --> 00:52:03,791
♪ All is calm ♪
300
00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:09,875
♪ All is bright ♪
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00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:16,708
♪ Round yon Virgin Mother and Child ♪
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00:52:18,666 --> 00:52:20,791
♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪
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00:52:27,791 --> 00:52:30,583
-Jash. Jashan.
-Sh. Not now.
304
00:52:34,791 --> 00:52:40,000
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
305
00:52:42,291 --> 00:52:43,666
Are you ready, Ronja?
306
00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:49,916
Hi, ba.
307
00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:51,708
Hi.
308
00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:54,500
Hi.
309
00:52:54,583 --> 00:52:57,375
Can you hear me? Hello. Hi.
310
00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:00,750
We're at church right now.
311
00:53:02,208 --> 00:53:03,875
No, they're not Christian.
312
00:53:04,375 --> 00:53:06,375
They just come to church for Christmas.
313
00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:09,916
Oh, I don't know.
314
00:53:12,875 --> 00:53:14,166
That's just it.
315
00:53:14,791 --> 00:53:19,666
They do weird things,
and when I ask why, it's just tradition.
316
00:53:19,750 --> 00:53:22,500
Thea, can you please stop your boyfriend?
317
00:53:22,583 --> 00:53:23,666
Yes, I will.
318
00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:25,708
-This is not okay.
-Yes, shush.
319
00:53:27,166 --> 00:53:29,875
They do weird things
all the time. If you ask why,
320
00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:32,000
"That's just how it is…"
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00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:45,750
Hi.
322
00:54:19,041 --> 00:54:24,500
DECEMBER 24TH
(CHRISTMAS EVE)
323
00:56:42,125 --> 00:56:43,458
How are you, Ronja?
324
00:56:43,958 --> 00:56:44,791
Fine.
325
00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:48,458
Are you excited about tonight?
326
00:56:52,250 --> 00:56:54,875
Jashan is sorry for
ruining your moment in church.
327
00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:59,250
There's not much left for him to ruin now.
328
00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,041
It's Christmas Eve.
329
00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:08,708
That's true.
330
00:57:10,708 --> 00:57:11,958
It's just Christmas.
331
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:04,750
-Do you like it?
-Great crispy pork crackling, Mom.
332
00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:07,000
Thank you, my boy.
333
00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:30,250
-Yes, of course.
-Yes. I remember now.
334
00:59:32,458 --> 00:59:35,833
Ronja, you have to eat
your food, not just move it around.
335
00:59:35,916 --> 00:59:37,166
I don't like it.
336
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:38,250
What?
337
00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:43,041
Grandma has spent so much time
making it. You have to taste it.
338
01:00:25,791 --> 01:00:28,083
Otherwise, it'll be too dry.
339
01:01:29,416 --> 01:01:30,708
Um, cheers!
340
01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:31,958
Yes.
341
01:01:33,125 --> 01:01:34,416
Cheers.
342
01:01:35,875 --> 01:01:38,375
Cheers!
343
01:01:47,541 --> 01:01:49,083
Merry Christmas!
344
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,875
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.
345
01:01:53,958 --> 01:01:55,083
Merry Christmas.
346
01:02:54,125 --> 01:02:55,916
Now this is more like it!
347
01:03:33,208 --> 01:03:38,250
Has he been seasoning
my pork with garlic powder and piri-piri?
348
01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:12,083
I'll go and get some more sausages.
349
01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:17,083
-Are you done?
-Yes.
350
01:04:17,791 --> 01:04:18,791
Have the rest.
351
01:04:58,125 --> 01:04:59,875
-Thea?
-Yeah?
352
01:05:15,583 --> 01:05:18,041
Thea, Santa is here!
353
01:05:25,916 --> 01:05:27,875
One last present.
354
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,833
What does it say on this one?
355
01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:36,458
-To Aunt Thea.
-Of course.
356
01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:40,750
-Come on, Aunt Thea.
-You must come and get your present.
357
01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:45,541
Yeah.
358
01:05:52,416 --> 01:05:55,500
Maybe you want to sit on Santa's lap?
359
01:05:56,666 --> 01:05:58,041
I think I'll stand.
360
01:05:58,125 --> 01:06:00,958
-You have to sit.
-Yes, you have to sit.
361
01:06:07,583 --> 01:06:10,916
There we go. This is cozy.
362
01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:18,791
Have you been a good girl this year,
Aunt Thea?
363
01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:31,750
Maybe someone is upset
364
01:06:31,833 --> 01:06:34,083
he's not getting a present
from Santa this year?
365
01:06:46,333 --> 01:06:51,291
Well, it's getting late, little Ronja.
366
01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:56,791
Rudolph is outside waiting,
367
01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:58,583
and the night is still young.
368
01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:02,875
Merry Christmas to you all.
369
01:07:02,958 --> 01:07:05,083
Merry Christmas.
370
01:07:19,416 --> 01:07:22,041
Jør… Santa!
371
01:07:59,541 --> 01:08:00,916
I think you should leave.
372
01:08:01,833 --> 01:08:02,666
Yes.
373
01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:15,166
I think Santa should get going.
374
01:08:15,916 --> 01:08:18,916
Goodbye and Merry Christmas.
375
01:08:19,541 --> 01:08:20,791
Merry Christmas.
376
01:08:37,916 --> 01:08:41,250
Let's bring the candy to…
377
01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:44,041
-I'm gonna chop some wood.
-I'll start the dishes.
378
01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:21,916
Look at the nice colors.
379
01:12:22,666 --> 01:12:23,708
Don't you want one?
380
01:12:25,291 --> 01:12:26,416
Christmas as usual.
381
01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:28,750
Christmas as usual.
382
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:40,833
Aunt Thea?
383
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:42,833
Are you sad?
384
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:47,375
No. You can't be sad on Christmas Eve.
385
01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,375
Where is Shazam?
386
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,500
Well, he…
387
01:12:56,750 --> 01:12:58,333
He had to go home.
388
01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:00,666
Is he coming back?
389
01:13:03,125 --> 01:13:07,875
There are many presents left, Ronja.
Why don't you go get one more?
390
01:13:07,958 --> 01:13:08,791
Sure.
391
01:13:20,708 --> 01:13:24,916
Merry Christmas, Thea.
392
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,125
Merry Christmas, Thea.
393
01:13:27,041 --> 01:13:28,083
From…
394
01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:30,375
Jashan.
395
01:13:31,291 --> 01:13:32,291
Oh!
396
01:13:43,458 --> 01:13:45,125
Shazam is cool.
397
01:13:48,833 --> 01:13:49,666
Yes.
398
01:13:51,250 --> 01:13:53,125
He is actually really cool.
399
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:56,916
Jesus Christ!
400
01:14:00,666 --> 01:14:03,083
But he beat up Santa.
401
01:14:03,166 --> 01:14:04,291
Aunt Thea.
402
01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:09,041
It wasn't Santa.
403
01:14:09,125 --> 01:14:12,833
It was just Jørgen who was pretending
because he is in love with you.
404
01:14:15,333 --> 01:14:17,291
I don't think he's actually in love.
405
01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:19,833
Yes, he is.
406
01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:21,500
He's in love.
407
01:14:24,416 --> 01:14:25,250
But…
408
01:14:26,958 --> 01:14:33,416
But Jashan ruined your song in church,
and you were so excited about it.
409
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:38,041
Not really. I just sang because
Mom says that Grandma wants me to.
410
01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:40,750
No, Ronja.
411
01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:43,666
It wasn't quite like that.
412
01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:46,000
Kids say the darnedest things.
413
01:14:46,083 --> 01:14:49,375
I like it when the children sing.
414
01:14:49,458 --> 01:14:55,333
I was thinking.
Your bunad is so beautiful.
415
01:14:55,416 --> 01:14:57,708
I think it's exquisite.
416
01:14:57,791 --> 01:14:58,833
I have to go.
417
01:14:58,916 --> 01:15:00,291
But it's Christmas Eve.
418
01:15:02,291 --> 01:15:05,000
-I don't give a shit.
-You can't say "shit."
419
01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:06,166
I don't give a shit.
420
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:11,708
-Where are you going?
-The airport.
421
01:15:11,791 --> 01:15:14,791
Sweetheart, are you sure…
422
01:15:14,875 --> 01:15:17,708
No, I'm not sure, Mom. I'm not.
423
01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:20,333
I just can't listen to you right now.
424
01:15:22,541 --> 01:15:27,541
And I know you think that my relationship
with Jashan is just a phase
425
01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:30,000
because I've messed around so much.
426
01:15:33,708 --> 01:15:34,583
But it isn't.
427
01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:39,375
Maybe you should go and play
with your Christmas gifts.
428
01:15:39,458 --> 01:15:40,291
Okay.
429
01:15:41,541 --> 01:15:45,750
I've just tried to make
everything right this Christmas
430
01:15:45,833 --> 01:15:48,750
because I know it's important to you
and because
431
01:15:48,833 --> 01:15:51,125
I wanted to do it
like we always did it with Dad
432
01:15:52,125 --> 01:15:53,833
to help Jashan fit in and…
433
01:15:55,541 --> 01:15:57,041
And to make you like him.
434
01:15:58,750 --> 01:16:01,041
But I've failed…
435
01:16:03,041 --> 01:16:04,958
I have failed miserably.
436
01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:15,500
But it's not mine or Jashan's job
to make you like him.
437
01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:21,958
This was supposed to be happy news,
438
01:16:22,041 --> 01:16:25,541
but I might as well say it now
since everyone is in such great spirits.
439
01:16:30,833 --> 01:16:32,083
I'm getting married.
440
01:16:33,291 --> 01:16:34,125
Yes.
441
01:16:36,541 --> 01:16:38,958
Pretty stupid
to throw him out on Christmas Eve, then.
442
01:16:39,041 --> 01:16:41,083
-Simen!
-But it is.
443
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:51,750
I'm sorry.
444
01:17:55,666 --> 01:17:58,791
When you dated Jørgen,
445
01:18:00,666 --> 01:18:03,666
I thought my life was perfect.
446
01:18:04,666 --> 01:18:08,458
You were supposed to live
in the house next door,
447
01:18:08,541 --> 01:18:13,083
and your kids were supposed to come
to our house to do homework
448
01:18:13,166 --> 01:18:14,500
and eat cinnamon buns.
449
01:18:17,833 --> 01:18:19,208
But then, Dad died.
450
01:18:20,208 --> 01:18:21,250
And you left.
451
01:18:25,250 --> 01:18:26,750
I'm the one who should say sorry.
452
01:18:27,958 --> 01:18:29,708
I'm just afraid to lose you.
453
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,833
I'm not going anywhere.
454
01:18:34,583 --> 01:18:35,708
Yes, you are.
455
01:18:35,791 --> 01:18:38,500
There is a reason
you don't drink alcohol on Christmas Eve.
456
01:18:43,458 --> 01:18:45,000
It's gonna be fine.
457
01:18:46,291 --> 01:18:48,041
You didn't all have to come with me.
458
01:18:48,125 --> 01:18:51,125
Of course we had to come.
We all have to apologize.
459
01:18:51,875 --> 01:18:53,375
Can we please slow down a bit?
460
01:18:53,458 --> 01:18:56,083
We are on our way to the airport
on Christmas Eve.
461
01:18:56,166 --> 01:18:59,750
We're getting her fiancé. This is the most
romantic thing I've ever experienced.
462
01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:02,708
-Shut up, please.
-Saying shut up is not allowed.
463
01:19:02,791 --> 01:19:06,083
Your mom is allowed to say shut up.
464
01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:07,000
Okay.
465
01:19:08,541 --> 01:19:10,291
Shut up.
466
01:19:25,250 --> 01:19:27,083
We're not going to make it.
467
01:19:27,166 --> 01:19:29,750
Of course we're going to make it.
468
01:19:44,041 --> 01:19:45,666
Okay.
469
01:19:47,208 --> 01:19:48,250
I feel so alive.
470
01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:55,666
ONE YEAR LATER
471
01:23:08,458 --> 01:23:10,875
"To Jashan, from Anne-Lise.
472
01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:14,791
You're welcome.
473
01:23:34,916 --> 01:23:36,583
Thank you so much, Anne-Lise.
474
01:23:40,083 --> 01:23:41,083
Guys.
475
01:24:18,375 --> 01:24:24,000
THE REAL "JASHAN" & "THEA"
476
01:27:11,416 --> 01:27:16,416
Subtitle translation by:
Ekaterina Pliassova
477
01:27:26,666 --> 01:27:33,625
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