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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 api.OpenSubtitles.org is deprecated, please implement REST API from OpenSubtitles.com 2 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:37,277 "The Border" 3 00:00:40,601 --> 00:00:43,363 Hurry! 4 00:00:53,774 --> 00:00:56,176 Don't push! 5 00:00:58,498 --> 00:01:00,541 I can't see! 6 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:01,221 Granny 7 00:01:01,341 --> 00:01:04,024 Granny? I'm not that old! 8 00:01:05,225 --> 00:01:07,347 How come Qin Ge and Yue Huan Shan are not here yet? 9 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:10,150 Because the stars are always late! 10 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,144 Great! 11 00:02:24,224 --> 00:02:26,066 Wonderful! 12 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,214 Next time tighten it! 13 00:02:54,615 --> 00:02:56,296 We'll meet again! 14 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,583 Give him the presents! 15 00:03:02,703 --> 00:03:04,585 Don't go! 16 00:03:05,626 --> 00:03:09,870 Thank you! Please let me go 17 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,913 Thanks... I can't stand this! 18 00:03:15,636 --> 00:03:17,077 Master Qin 19 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,679 Move! 20 00:03:24,565 --> 00:03:26,046 Don't go! 21 00:03:26,126 --> 00:03:26,927 I gotcha! 22 00:03:27,047 --> 00:03:30,010 Master Qin, I finally get to see you up close! 23 00:03:31,652 --> 00:03:33,654 I kissed him! 24 00:03:33,774 --> 00:03:37,217 Hit her! 25 00:03:37,337 --> 00:03:39,980 What are you doing? Put me down! 26 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,663 Give Qin Ge back to me! 27 00:03:42,783 --> 00:03:46,106 Miss... are you dreaming again? 28 00:03:46,186 --> 00:03:49,870 Qin Ge was snatched By some grannies in my dream 29 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:53,754 This is our heroine Tian Si Si 30 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:57,197 She's the only daughter of Tian Bai Shi 31 00:03:57,277 --> 00:04:00,841 Pampered and spoiled, she's headstrong 32 00:04:00,921 --> 00:04:02,923 If she thinks the moon is square... 33 00:04:03,003 --> 00:04:05,686 no one dares to say it's round 34 00:04:05,766 --> 00:04:09,289 Tian Bai Shi's nickname is Zhong Yuan Meng Chang 35 00:04:09,409 --> 00:04:12,052 He's obviously a rich man 36 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:13,734 To make his daughter happy 37 00:04:13,814 --> 00:04:16,977 he is willing to squander his fortune 38 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:20,340 But he never lets her meet any men 39 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:23,183 Because if they all woo her 40 00:04:23,303 --> 00:04:25,385 he's afraid she can't handle them 41 00:04:25,506 --> 00:04:28,789 Rumor has it that Tian Si Si's kung fu 42 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:31,271 is more threatening than her temper 43 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:53,534 Is that "Ambush"? You've improved! 44 00:04:54,134 --> 00:04:56,216 'Improved'- my foot! 45 00:04:56,737 --> 00:04:58,178 I'm so bored! 46 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:02,903 Why are you taking it out on me? 47 00:05:03,824 --> 00:05:05,946 Unless you tell me a story 48 00:05:06,547 --> 00:05:09,069 "Qin Ge chronicles" 49 00:05:11,031 --> 00:05:12,232 Go on! 50 00:05:12,352 --> 00:05:16,717 According to Wu Tong, the author of Qin Ge chronicles 51 00:05:16,837 --> 00:05:20,040 There are currently 3 kung fu experts 52 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,923 Yue Huan Shan, whose father owns an exchequer 53 00:05:23,043 --> 00:05:25,686 He's famous because of his gold 54 00:05:25,806 --> 00:05:28,048 And also because he's the descendent of Yue Fei 55 00:05:28,168 --> 00:05:30,090 Rumor has it that a Blind man saw him 56 00:05:30,170 --> 00:05:32,332 kill 100 flies with one jab of his spear 57 00:05:32,412 --> 00:05:34,535 Hence he calls himself the God of Spear 58 00:05:34,615 --> 00:05:37,658 Liu Feng Gu, who hates women 59 00:05:37,778 --> 00:05:40,380 Because his long time lover 60 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,663 dumped him; she thought he's too tall 61 00:05:42,783 --> 00:05:44,504 That was a heavy blow to his pride 62 00:05:44,585 --> 00:05:47,307 He decided to practice in seclusion in Qing Shan 63 00:05:47,387 --> 00:05:50,831 Few people have seen him since 64 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,514 Then there's Qin Ge 65 00:05:53,634 --> 00:05:54,755 He's not only adept in kung fu, But 66 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:57,317 He's also every woman's Prince Charming 67 00:05:57,437 --> 00:05:59,279 Miss... 68 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,681 What is it, coach? 69 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:01,522 What are you yelling about? 70 00:06:01,642 --> 00:06:04,444 There are 3 men here to challenge you 71 00:06:04,525 --> 00:06:06,086 3 more? 72 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:09,449 Miss Tian is here! 73 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,656 Miss Tian, you're renowned for your kung fu skills 74 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:18,378 We're here to see for ourselves 75 00:06:19,419 --> 00:06:21,181 You've made a mistake 76 00:06:21,862 --> 00:06:24,945 She's my daughter's maid, Tian Xin 77 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:55,856 Please take them seriously 78 00:06:55,976 --> 00:06:58,579 Don't worry, father! 79 00:06:58,659 --> 00:07:01,261 I'll take care of them in 10 movements 80 00:07:03,063 --> 00:07:04,344 You better go easy on them! 81 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,467 Or else I'll have to pay for their medical bills 82 00:07:07,588 --> 00:07:10,430 Just go over there and watch me! 83 00:07:14,995 --> 00:07:18,919 Tell me your names! 84 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,841 He Bi Jiang from Hua Fu Village 85 00:07:20,921 --> 00:07:23,003 Chen Fu Shui of Rainbow Village 86 00:07:23,123 --> 00:07:24,765 We Ren Zhi from Eastern Village 87 00:07:24,885 --> 00:07:27,287 We heard you're adept in kung fu skills 88 00:07:27,367 --> 00:07:29,169 So we're here to challenge you 89 00:07:29,289 --> 00:07:33,534 You better go home and work on the fields! 90 00:07:37,978 --> 00:07:41,101 Miss, watch out for your face! 91 00:07:41,181 --> 00:07:42,743 Qin Ge won't like it with scratches 92 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,305 Remember, if you can't beat them 93 00:07:45,385 --> 00:07:46,426 Make sure you use what I've taught you... 94 00:07:46,547 --> 00:07:48,669 I know. To use the sloppy 95 00:07:48,789 --> 00:07:49,750 Blind Man's Sword, right? 96 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,593 Who's first? 97 00:08:21,181 --> 00:08:22,623 Please spare me! 98 00:08:23,143 --> 00:08:25,305 Bravo... 99 00:08:38,078 --> 00:08:40,961 You're forcing me to use my last resort... 100 00:08:45,485 --> 00:08:48,689 Very well... 101 00:08:51,491 --> 00:08:52,452 Will you admit defeat? 102 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:53,373 No! 103 00:08:53,493 --> 00:08:54,414 Why not? 104 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:55,896 We didn't even use our weapons! 105 00:08:56,016 --> 00:08:57,738 That's too small! 106 00:09:10,030 --> 00:09:11,111 Wait! 107 00:09:11,231 --> 00:09:12,352 What for? 108 00:09:12,432 --> 00:09:14,595 I need to pose first! 109 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,281 Come on! 110 00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:37,137 Please spare me... I won't do it again! 111 00:09:37,217 --> 00:09:37,978 Scared now? 112 00:09:38,098 --> 00:09:41,061 Yes! I'm terrified 113 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,303 Other than Qin Ge 114 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,666 She doesn't think much of anyone else! 115 00:09:46,026 --> 00:09:49,870 See? I'm quite a good teacher! 116 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,592 Without a gifted student like me 117 00:09:51,672 --> 00:09:52,793 The teacher is useless! 118 00:09:52,873 --> 00:09:53,393 That's right! 119 00:09:53,514 --> 00:09:54,274 Yes... 120 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,076 Let's go! 121 00:10:05,245 --> 00:10:06,607 All done! 122 00:10:06,727 --> 00:10:08,048 Thank you for your help! 123 00:10:08,168 --> 00:10:10,330 She's gone, you can stop the act! 124 00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:11,532 Please get up... 125 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:12,893 We're fine 126 00:10:12,973 --> 00:10:13,574 Just now... 127 00:10:13,694 --> 00:10:15,175 when you were hit By her sword 128 00:10:15,255 --> 00:10:17,738 That was seamless coordination 129 00:10:21,582 --> 00:10:22,543 Well done... 130 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:23,584 Thanks for your compliments 131 00:10:23,704 --> 00:10:25,105 With her ability 132 00:10:25,185 --> 00:10:26,747 Unless we hurt ourselves 133 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,509 she'll never lay a finger on us! 134 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:31,632 Master Tian, I think you better 135 00:10:31,752 --> 00:10:34,715 find a better coach for your daughter 136 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,436 But you don't understand 137 00:10:36,557 --> 00:10:39,319 She thinks she's the best in doing everything 138 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,961 If she were to learn real kung fu 139 00:10:41,081 --> 00:10:43,684 I'll Be paying off her victims with my entire fortune 140 00:10:43,804 --> 00:10:47,167 Mr. Lin is the perfect coach for her 141 00:10:47,968 --> 00:10:49,409 Master, here's the money for their beating! 142 00:10:49,530 --> 00:10:51,732 Please accept this as token of my appreciation! 143 00:10:51,812 --> 00:10:52,733 Thank you, Master Tian! 144 00:10:52,813 --> 00:10:54,895 So our Tian Si Si talked herself Blue 145 00:10:55,015 --> 00:10:57,377 Before she convinced Tian Xin to run away with her 146 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,940 To look for Qin Ge in Jiang Nan 147 00:11:02,142 --> 00:11:05,145 When I find Qin Ge 148 00:11:05,225 --> 00:11:07,067 I'll get you a husband 149 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:07,988 Really? 150 00:11:08,108 --> 00:11:09,790 Look at you! 151 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,552 I'm not so eager to get married! 152 00:11:11,632 --> 00:11:13,033 Hypocrite! 153 00:11:13,634 --> 00:11:16,797 You've Been reading those pornographic Books 154 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,639 Don't think you can fool me! 155 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,962 But you told me to Buy them! 156 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,324 Do you like reading them? 157 00:11:24,444 --> 00:11:26,847 Yes, but after reading them 158 00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:28,969 I'll lay awake all night 159 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,771 You'll lose sleep over something else 160 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,854 What is it? What are you doing? 161 00:11:33,974 --> 00:11:35,536 Just close your eyes 162 00:11:35,656 --> 00:11:36,777 Alright! 163 00:11:41,982 --> 00:11:45,906 My heart is pounding and I feel weak 164 00:11:45,986 --> 00:11:47,067 If I were a man... 165 00:11:47,187 --> 00:11:48,829 you would have passed out! 166 00:11:48,949 --> 00:11:51,992 Can you do that again? 167 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,594 You want to? 168 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,075 Alright! 169 00:11:55,195 --> 00:11:57,518 But you must get me some men's clothes 170 00:11:57,638 --> 00:11:59,479 as soon as possible 171 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,281 Father wants me to marry 172 00:12:01,401 --> 00:12:04,044 Mr. Yang's son Yang Fan 173 00:12:04,645 --> 00:12:06,446 Should something happen 174 00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:08,609 I'll never Be able to marry Qin Ge 175 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,490 Mr. Yang is so ugly 176 00:12:10,571 --> 00:12:13,413 His son won't look any Better 177 00:12:13,854 --> 00:12:17,017 I won't marry anyone who's not mature 178 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:20,380 famous or man enough 179 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,743 When are we leaving? 180 00:12:22,823 --> 00:12:24,184 Tonight! 181 00:12:24,705 --> 00:12:26,747 Tian Si Si has no qualms about leaving 182 00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:28,348 They left that very night 183 00:12:28,428 --> 00:12:31,271 Headed towards Jiang Nan, dressed as men 184 00:12:31,391 --> 00:12:34,194 looking for her Prince Charming 185 00:12:34,835 --> 00:12:37,878 Isn't the moon beautiful? 186 00:12:37,998 --> 00:12:39,079 Yes! 187 00:12:39,199 --> 00:12:42,563 The moon in Jiang Nan is even more beautiful 188 00:12:42,683 --> 00:12:45,566 Isn't it the same moon? 189 00:12:45,686 --> 00:12:47,127 You have no imagination! 190 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,691 "Da Ming Fu" 191 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:51,692 Lord Tian is here 192 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,974 Look at you! Gasping for air! 193 00:12:54,094 --> 00:12:56,336 Is something wrong? 194 00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:58,418 My daughter has run away from home! 195 00:12:58,498 --> 00:12:59,379 She's missing! 196 00:12:59,499 --> 00:13:01,461 Missing? 197 00:13:01,582 --> 00:13:05,746 Are you sure? 198 00:13:05,866 --> 00:13:07,067 Where's your son? 199 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,790 Are you trying to find an excuse 200 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,552 to break off their engagement? 201 00:13:11,632 --> 00:13:14,795 Let's discuss this over tea! Serve tea! 202 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:15,876 Yes, sir 203 00:13:15,956 --> 00:13:18,318 My future daughter-in-law is really missing? 204 00:13:18,438 --> 00:13:19,439 I'm not joking 205 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,881 This is bad news! 206 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,884 Recently, many young girls have gone missing 207 00:13:23,964 --> 00:13:25,285 I heard there is an organization 208 00:13:25,365 --> 00:13:28,488 that kidnaps and sells them to the brothels 209 00:13:28,569 --> 00:13:29,730 for that sort of business 210 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:30,490 That's why... 211 00:13:30,571 --> 00:13:32,853 I've drafted up some notices 212 00:13:32,973 --> 00:13:34,094 and prepared a huge reward 213 00:13:34,174 --> 00:13:36,537 They will Be posted first thing tomorrow morning 214 00:13:36,617 --> 00:13:39,139 No matter what happens 215 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,662 you must take care of this 216 00:13:41,782 --> 00:13:45,265 If your daughter should get involved in that Business 217 00:13:45,385 --> 00:13:47,588 My son will not accept used goods 218 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:50,831 That's why I'm here 219 00:13:50,951 --> 00:13:52,232 Maybe he can think of a plan 220 00:13:52,352 --> 00:13:54,314 Where is he now? Go fetch him! 221 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,396 Go fetch the young master at once! 222 00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:58,318 Sir, he left this morning 223 00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,399 and is not Back yet! 224 00:13:59,479 --> 00:14:00,280 This child! 225 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,922 He runs around all the time 226 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,245 Here I am, father! 227 00:14:07,327 --> 00:14:08,729 Are you looking for me? 228 00:14:12,012 --> 00:14:14,374 Don't look so happy! Your future wife is missing! 229 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,216 Your future father-in-law is here 230 00:14:16,336 --> 00:14:18,418 Let's think of a way to handle this! 231 00:14:18,539 --> 00:14:22,022 You talk about my fianc� 232 00:14:22,142 --> 00:14:24,665 But that's just your decision 233 00:14:24,785 --> 00:14:27,187 I don't even know what she looks like 234 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,348 Don't know anything about her! 235 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,711 Don't worry, my Boy! 236 00:14:30,831 --> 00:14:34,234 You won't be disappointed. Show him! 237 00:14:38,639 --> 00:14:42,042 Look! She's pretty! 238 00:14:47,648 --> 00:14:51,692 Yes, very pretty! 239 00:14:51,772 --> 00:14:56,136 I bet the lower half is just as pretty! 240 00:14:56,657 --> 00:14:58,859 Are you sure? 241 00:14:58,979 --> 00:15:01,141 Yes! 100% return guaranteed 242 00:15:01,221 --> 00:15:03,624 Let me tell you 243 00:15:03,744 --> 00:15:07,187 She has gone to Jiang Nan to look for Qin Ge! 244 00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:10,951 Qin Ge! I smell trouble! 245 00:15:11,031 --> 00:15:15,115 Trouble or not, you must grab your chance! 246 00:15:15,235 --> 00:15:15,996 My future son-in-law 247 00:15:16,076 --> 00:15:17,397 If you can find her 248 00:15:17,477 --> 00:15:18,959 I'll double the reward 249 00:15:19,079 --> 00:15:20,601 Double? 250 00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:24,004 Father wants triple! 251 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,326 Very well! Triple it is! 252 00:15:28,488 --> 00:15:30,410 "An Xi Town" 253 00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:35,335 This is another world compared to home 254 00:15:35,415 --> 00:15:36,136 So alive! 255 00:15:36,216 --> 00:15:38,779 Now you know, we made the right decision! 256 00:15:47,588 --> 00:15:48,508 Is that Qin Ge? 257 00:15:48,629 --> 00:15:49,109 Yes! 258 00:15:49,229 --> 00:15:50,791 Let's go meet him! 259 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:56,476 Where are you going? 260 00:15:56,597 --> 00:15:58,318 To a meeting! 261 00:15:58,438 --> 00:15:59,520 What meeting? 262 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,881 You haven't heard? 263 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,082 No one told you? 264 00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:02,683 No! 265 00:16:02,803 --> 00:16:04,284 Something happened to our idol! 266 00:16:04,404 --> 00:16:07,327 What happened to Master Qin? 267 00:16:07,447 --> 00:16:09,650 I heard he was fighting in Tiger Cliff 268 00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:12,012 and endured 108 knife wounds 269 00:16:12,132 --> 00:16:13,574 Is he still alive? 270 00:16:15,816 --> 00:16:17,057 Is Master Qin alright? 271 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,218 Of course he's alive! 272 00:16:18,338 --> 00:16:19,620 Our Master Qin is like a man of iron 273 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:21,742 even 200 knife wounds is nothing 274 00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:22,863 That's true! 275 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,865 That's why our group is preparing for a meeting 276 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,346 to discuss how to promote him 277 00:16:26,426 --> 00:16:28,188 And eulogize him in a parade 278 00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:30,070 Wait for me! 279 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,632 Please wait! 280 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:32,793 Did you notify the others? 281 00:16:32,873 --> 00:16:33,834 Yes! 282 00:16:33,954 --> 00:16:36,757 Let's go! 283 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,763 Qin Ge is such a hero! 284 00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:44,324 Let's follow them! 285 00:16:44,444 --> 00:16:48,128 No! Let's eat first, aren't you hungry? 286 00:16:48,248 --> 00:16:51,411 Yes, my stomach is growling! 287 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,934 Let's go eat! Hurry! 288 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,175 Your noodles 289 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,902 The chopsticks are so dirty! 290 00:17:01,982 --> 00:17:03,103 I'm starving! 291 00:17:08,468 --> 00:17:09,950 What would you like? 292 00:17:14,955 --> 00:17:16,236 What kind of noodles is this? 293 00:17:16,316 --> 00:17:19,159 I don't know, looks like instant noodles! 294 00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:21,441 No wonder! I've never eaten it before! 295 00:17:28,408 --> 00:17:31,612 Is my face dirty? 296 00:17:31,732 --> 00:17:33,894 No! You look beautiful! 297 00:17:34,014 --> 00:17:36,737 Why are they all staring at me? 298 00:17:41,501 --> 00:17:42,342 I know! 299 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,865 They're staring at the bundle! 300 00:17:44,985 --> 00:17:46,346 Put it down! 301 00:17:46,426 --> 00:17:47,427 You're telling everyone 302 00:17:47,548 --> 00:17:49,550 there's money inside 303 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,913 Miss, I didn't know you're so street-wise 304 00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:56,436 It's Master! 305 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,398 Good morning 306 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,041 You need not worry 307 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:03,724 My name is Zhao Lao Da, I'm a local celebrity 308 00:18:03,844 --> 00:18:06,406 I'd like to discuss a serious matter with you 309 00:18:06,527 --> 00:18:08,008 May I sit down? 310 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,573 Brother Zhao 311 00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:15,976 All men are brothers, please sit down! 312 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,177 Thank you 313 00:18:22,783 --> 00:18:24,625 What can I do for you? 314 00:18:24,745 --> 00:18:27,588 This place is 315 00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:29,509 full of crooks 316 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:33,033 If there's anything valuable in your bundle 317 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,755 you must be very careful! 318 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:38,679 You should never show your money! 319 00:18:41,441 --> 00:18:43,483 It contains nothing but used clothes 320 00:18:43,604 --> 00:18:46,086 No need to make a fuss 321 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,168 Yes, there's no need 322 00:18:48,288 --> 00:18:49,690 Very well then! 323 00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:52,412 I'm just looking out for you! 324 00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:55,776 Thank you for your concern! 325 00:18:55,856 --> 00:18:57,938 Don't mention it... 326 00:18:59,980 --> 00:19:01,942 This fellow is quite handsome 327 00:19:02,022 --> 00:19:04,144 He's kind hearted and famous 328 00:19:04,224 --> 00:19:06,106 Is he your type? 329 00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:09,750 Not bad, but this is so embarrassing! 330 00:19:17,077 --> 00:19:18,238 Over there! 331 00:19:24,885 --> 00:19:26,046 Liang Cai Yu! 332 00:19:26,126 --> 00:19:28,328 If ever I catch you doing this again 333 00:19:28,448 --> 00:19:29,730 I'll go to your mother 334 00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:32,332 Brother Zhao, please don't tell my mother! 335 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,536 Return the bundle! 336 00:19:35,616 --> 00:19:36,617 Yes! 337 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,701 Sorry! 338 00:19:41,662 --> 00:19:43,864 My name is Zhao 339 00:19:43,984 --> 00:19:45,826 Everyone calls me Zhoa Lao Da 340 00:19:45,946 --> 00:19:48,028 This good-for-nothing rascal uses my name 341 00:19:48,148 --> 00:19:51,912 to swindle people. Please feel free to punish him! 342 00:19:53,594 --> 00:19:54,795 That won't be necessary! 343 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:59,359 I'm afraid I'll kill him 344 00:19:59,479 --> 00:20:01,001 Thank you for retrieving my bundle 345 00:20:01,121 --> 00:20:02,162 It's nothing... 346 00:20:02,282 --> 00:20:05,245 Go ahead and say thanks! 347 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,128 Thank you for sparing me! 348 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:08,769 Get lost! 349 00:20:08,889 --> 00:20:09,850 Yes! 350 00:20:10,971 --> 00:20:13,373 Master, he's actually quite good looking 351 00:20:13,453 --> 00:20:14,615 yet he's a thief! 352 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,377 Appearance can be so misleading 353 00:20:17,497 --> 00:20:19,660 You must be from out of town 354 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:22,102 If ever you should run into his kind... 355 00:20:22,182 --> 00:20:24,024 go ahead and use my name 356 00:20:24,144 --> 00:20:25,986 No one will bother you again! 357 00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:26,587 Thank you! 358 00:20:26,707 --> 00:20:27,948 How dare you! 359 00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:30,390 Swindling people in my name again! 360 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:31,792 I'll take you to the local authorities 361 00:20:31,872 --> 00:20:32,833 Please don't! 362 00:20:32,913 --> 00:20:35,275 I'm sorry, brother Zhao! 363 00:20:35,395 --> 00:20:38,398 I must go now, goodbye! 364 00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:40,480 Let him go! 365 00:20:40,561 --> 00:20:42,322 I'm afraid you've been had! 366 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,685 He's a local swindler 367 00:20:44,805 --> 00:20:47,247 I'm the real Zhao Lao Da 368 00:20:47,968 --> 00:20:52,212 You too? You're the third one! 369 00:20:52,613 --> 00:20:54,094 Are you for real? 370 00:20:54,214 --> 00:20:55,976 That fellow helped us retrieve our bundle 371 00:20:56,096 --> 00:20:57,658 I don't think he's a bad guy 372 00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:00,621 Hurry! Check your bundle! 373 00:21:00,741 --> 00:21:01,742 Why? 374 00:21:01,862 --> 00:21:04,224 Swapping things is their usual practice! 375 00:21:04,344 --> 00:21:07,067 Check and see if you've lost anything! 376 00:21:08,348 --> 00:21:10,390 Let me check! 377 00:21:15,636 --> 00:21:16,436 Look! 378 00:21:16,557 --> 00:21:18,158 What shall we do now? 379 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,560 Now you know 380 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,962 who's the real Zhao Lao Da 381 00:21:24,885 --> 00:21:27,447 I'm Tian Zhuan Nan, he's Tian Jia Zhuang 382 00:21:27,528 --> 00:21:28,328 Can you please help us 383 00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:29,530 find our bundle? 384 00:21:29,650 --> 00:21:30,450 Yes! 385 00:21:30,571 --> 00:21:32,733 Or else we can't check into an inn tonight! 386 00:21:32,853 --> 00:21:34,494 Don't worry! 387 00:21:34,615 --> 00:21:38,418 You got into this mess because of my name 388 00:21:38,539 --> 00:21:40,460 I'll bear the responsibility 389 00:21:40,581 --> 00:21:43,183 Besides, you're such lovely ladies 390 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,305 I hate to see you sleep on the streets 391 00:21:45,385 --> 00:21:47,548 How did you know? 392 00:21:47,628 --> 00:21:49,670 You look suave and scholarly 393 00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:51,471 Unless you've practiced body building 394 00:21:51,592 --> 00:21:53,994 Or else your chests... 395 00:21:55,636 --> 00:21:58,599 It'll take some time to locate your bundle 396 00:21:58,679 --> 00:21:59,680 How about this... 397 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,082 You can stay with my godmother for now 398 00:22:02,202 --> 00:22:03,203 Your godmother? 399 00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:08,488 Da Niang, they're here! 400 00:22:08,569 --> 00:22:10,330 What are their names? 401 00:22:10,410 --> 00:22:15,576 Tian Zhuan Nan and Tian Jia Zhuang 402 00:22:15,656 --> 00:22:16,897 Say hello to Da Niang! 403 00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:21,261 Da Niang 404 00:22:29,229 --> 00:22:30,551 All genuine items! 405 00:22:31,031 --> 00:22:32,633 We'll get rich! 406 00:22:32,753 --> 00:22:33,874 We'll get good prices! 407 00:22:33,994 --> 00:22:35,876 How much is it worth? 408 00:22:36,316 --> 00:22:38,679 We'll know when we sell them! 409 00:22:39,079 --> 00:22:40,440 Put them away! 410 00:22:42,643 --> 00:22:43,363 Do you think Zhao Lao Da 411 00:22:43,483 --> 00:22:44,765 has taken care of those sissies? 412 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:45,966 Don't worry! 413 00:22:46,086 --> 00:22:48,328 They're pretty enough 414 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:52,372 Huang Da Niang will pay a good price for them! 415 00:22:52,492 --> 00:22:54,214 If it wasn't for the money 416 00:22:54,334 --> 00:22:56,977 I'll save them for myself! 417 00:22:57,097 --> 00:22:58,498 You're hooked? 418 00:22:58,619 --> 00:23:00,020 You'll get your chance 419 00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:01,782 After they've done it 420 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:04,184 Huang Da Niang will give you a discount! 421 00:23:04,304 --> 00:23:06,106 Really? Great! 422 00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:07,187 Cheers! 423 00:23:07,307 --> 00:23:09,149 Oh no! 424 00:23:09,229 --> 00:23:11,712 Tian Bai Shi's daughter and her maid 425 00:23:11,832 --> 00:23:13,113 ran off and disappeared 426 00:23:13,233 --> 00:23:13,994 Really? 427 00:23:14,074 --> 00:23:16,436 It's true! Tian Bai Shi is willing to pay 428 00:23:16,557 --> 00:23:19,760 100 thousand taels of silver to find them! 429 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,201 That's incredible news! 430 00:23:21,321 --> 00:23:25,245 Of course, notices are posted everywhere! 431 00:23:25,325 --> 00:23:27,648 100 thousand taels of silver 432 00:23:27,768 --> 00:23:28,609 100 thousand taels? 433 00:23:28,729 --> 00:23:30,170 Go see for yourself! 434 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:31,692 Let's go! 435 00:23:32,332 --> 00:23:34,815 100 thousand taels... 436 00:23:36,016 --> 00:23:37,578 "Reward... 437 00:23:38,779 --> 00:23:40,941 My daughter was missing 438 00:23:41,021 --> 00:23:43,223 A 100 grand reward for anyone who can find her back" 439 00:23:43,984 --> 00:23:46,907 Really? Who is she? 440 00:23:47,027 --> 00:23:49,790 She looks familiar! 441 00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:51,071 I know! 442 00:23:51,191 --> 00:23:53,353 Those 2 at the restaurant! 443 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,235 It's them! No doubt about it! 444 00:23:55,636 --> 00:23:58,038 It's her... 445 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:01,762 All done? 446 00:24:01,882 --> 00:24:03,163 Of course! 447 00:24:03,283 --> 00:24:07,367 Huang Da Niang gave us 400 taels! 448 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:08,969 Let's go get a drink 449 00:24:09,089 --> 00:24:11,411 Forget the drink! 450 00:24:11,532 --> 00:24:13,614 We've missed our chance! 451 00:24:13,734 --> 00:24:14,535 Missed our chance? 452 00:24:14,615 --> 00:24:18,138 Go take a look! 453 00:24:22,382 --> 00:24:24,825 Zhao Yuan Song is here to buy back the goods! 454 00:24:24,945 --> 00:24:26,146 It must be brother Zhao! 455 00:24:26,226 --> 00:24:26,827 Miss 456 00:24:26,947 --> 00:24:28,789 He must have come to return our bundle! 457 00:24:28,909 --> 00:24:29,429 Let's go look! 458 00:24:29,550 --> 00:24:29,990 Yes! 459 00:24:30,070 --> 00:24:31,391 Wait! 460 00:24:33,393 --> 00:24:34,394 Where are they? 461 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:35,876 Coming 462 00:24:43,564 --> 00:24:45,165 Sister Mei! 463 00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:48,769 You've got your money! 464 00:24:48,889 --> 00:24:52,252 What are you doing back here again? 465 00:24:52,372 --> 00:24:56,456 We're here to buy back the goods! 466 00:24:57,578 --> 00:25:00,741 You know the rules 467 00:25:00,821 --> 00:25:02,943 No return, no refund 468 00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:03,984 I know 469 00:25:04,064 --> 00:25:05,906 We've worked together for so long 470 00:25:05,986 --> 00:25:07,908 Do me a favor, just this once! 471 00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:10,350 We've supplied all the girls 472 00:25:10,430 --> 00:25:12,192 for your shop and the other branches 473 00:25:12,272 --> 00:25:14,474 Our fee has always been fair 474 00:25:14,595 --> 00:25:15,676 That's right! 475 00:25:15,796 --> 00:25:18,318 We'll pay double to buy them back! 476 00:25:18,438 --> 00:25:22,803 Alright! I want 100 thousand taels of silver! 477 00:25:22,923 --> 00:25:24,324 100 thousand taels! 478 00:25:25,726 --> 00:25:28,689 That's no trade at all! 479 00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:32,733 So? 480 00:25:32,813 --> 00:25:34,655 You dare to touch me? 481 00:25:34,775 --> 00:25:37,578 I know you're quite adept 482 00:25:37,658 --> 00:25:39,580 But we must see for ourselves 483 00:26:07,928 --> 00:26:09,049 Charge! 484 00:26:36,036 --> 00:26:41,762 Tian Xin... 485 00:26:43,483 --> 00:26:44,484 Who is it? 486 00:26:48,849 --> 00:26:53,013 Si Si, you're awake? 487 00:26:54,775 --> 00:26:56,216 Where's Tian Xin? 488 00:26:58,018 --> 00:26:59,459 Where are you going? 489 00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:00,500 Look for Tian Xin! 490 00:27:00,581 --> 00:27:03,744 She's having a good time with some customers 491 00:27:03,824 --> 00:27:05,546 Don't disturb her 492 00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:07,908 Let's have a chat 493 00:27:09,229 --> 00:27:10,470 What are you doing? 494 00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:15,075 Don't be scared! There's a first time for everyone! 495 00:27:15,195 --> 00:27:16,797 First time for what? 496 00:27:16,877 --> 00:27:19,279 Turning you into a real woman! 497 00:27:21,121 --> 00:27:22,643 Real woman? 498 00:27:22,723 --> 00:27:25,886 All the newcomers 499 00:27:25,966 --> 00:27:27,568 come to me first 500 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:29,890 I won't do it! 501 00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:33,814 Let me go! 502 00:27:33,934 --> 00:27:36,697 That's easier said than done! 503 00:27:36,817 --> 00:27:40,260 No one dares to refuse me! 504 00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:41,702 If you let me go 505 00:27:41,782 --> 00:27:44,504 My father will pay you whatever you want 506 00:27:44,585 --> 00:27:46,146 I know he's rich 507 00:27:46,266 --> 00:27:49,469 But I don't want money! I want you! 508 00:27:52,512 --> 00:27:53,433 Let go of me! 509 00:27:53,554 --> 00:27:55,235 No way! 510 00:27:55,355 --> 00:27:59,039 I want to swallow you alive! 511 00:27:59,159 --> 00:28:00,961 Let go! 512 00:28:03,323 --> 00:28:04,605 It fell out! 513 00:28:09,850 --> 00:28:13,774 Don't underestimate its elasticity 514 00:28:13,854 --> 00:28:15,896 Just watch! 515 00:28:16,016 --> 00:28:19,780 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 516 00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:23,824 besides, I'm very sexy! 517 00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:35,515 Behave yourself 518 00:28:35,636 --> 00:28:40,080 or else I'll resort to using force! 519 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:40,961 Let me go! 520 00:28:41,081 --> 00:28:42,883 Or I won't spare you 521 00:28:43,844 --> 00:28:45,566 Oh, I'm so scared! 522 00:28:46,967 --> 00:28:48,088 Over my dead body! 523 00:28:48,208 --> 00:28:50,010 You'll break my heart if you leave me 524 00:29:10,951 --> 00:29:11,832 Let me tell you 525 00:29:11,952 --> 00:29:14,194 Your fancy kung fu cannot harm anyone 526 00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:15,395 It's only enough to crack an egg! 527 00:29:25,846 --> 00:29:27,207 Who are you? 528 00:29:27,568 --> 00:29:30,170 Do you want to leave here, Miss Tian? 529 00:29:32,693 --> 00:29:34,454 Of course! 530 00:29:34,575 --> 00:29:35,776 You want to take her with you? 531 00:29:35,896 --> 00:29:39,099 No one can stop me! 532 00:29:51,752 --> 00:29:53,794 I have saved your life 533 00:29:53,874 --> 00:29:55,876 How are you going to repay me? 534 00:29:57,758 --> 00:29:59,600 So you're after something! 535 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,161 That's my style! 536 00:30:06,406 --> 00:30:08,969 Who are you? 537 00:30:09,089 --> 00:30:09,930 I'm the big shot 538 00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:11,491 Big shot? 539 00:30:13,133 --> 00:30:14,535 You're Qin Ge? 540 00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:16,296 In your opinion 541 00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:19,019 Qin Ge is the only big shot, is it? 542 00:30:21,221 --> 00:30:22,863 What do you want from me? 543 00:30:22,983 --> 00:30:24,344 Marry me! 544 00:30:24,424 --> 00:30:25,826 Marry you! 545 00:30:25,946 --> 00:30:28,228 I saved your life! 546 00:30:37,357 --> 00:30:40,360 Come with me, little girl! 547 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,604 Da Niang is angry that you ran away! 548 00:30:43,724 --> 00:30:45,125 I'm not going back! 549 00:30:45,205 --> 00:30:46,607 No? 550 00:30:47,768 --> 00:30:52,332 No one can slip through her fingers! 551 00:30:53,253 --> 00:30:54,735 Please leave me alone! 552 00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:57,538 If you marry me 553 00:30:57,618 --> 00:31:00,180 I guarantee she'll leave you alone! 554 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:02,102 You one-eyed lecher 555 00:31:02,182 --> 00:31:05,465 You'll die some day because of a woman 556 00:31:07,027 --> 00:31:09,630 It's your decision, Miss Tian! 557 00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:13,273 Marry me or let that transvestite rape you! 558 00:31:15,435 --> 00:31:18,078 If you marry him 559 00:31:18,198 --> 00:31:20,520 you have nothing to gain either! 560 00:31:21,562 --> 00:31:24,685 If you say you'll marry me 561 00:31:24,805 --> 00:31:26,687 I'll kill her now! 562 00:31:26,767 --> 00:31:29,329 You don't scare me, one-eyed Jack 563 00:31:30,210 --> 00:31:33,133 Don't be so cocky, bitch! 564 00:31:33,213 --> 00:31:34,695 What have you decided? 565 00:31:36,016 --> 00:31:39,540 I'll pretend to agree and let them fight it out! 566 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:41,501 Very well! I'll marry you! 567 00:31:47,788 --> 00:31:49,309 You... 568 00:31:54,715 --> 00:31:56,476 When? 569 00:31:57,317 --> 00:31:59,199 I never said that! 570 00:31:59,279 --> 00:32:01,081 You only have one eye 571 00:32:01,201 --> 00:32:03,283 I'll marry you in another life! 572 00:32:15,495 --> 00:32:17,938 You can run but you won't get away! 573 00:32:18,018 --> 00:32:19,980 You'll have to marry me eventually! 574 00:32:37,117 --> 00:32:40,040 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 575 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:48,248 7,6,5,4,3,2,1 576 00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:50,290 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 577 00:32:50,370 --> 00:32:54,214 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 578 00:32:54,334 --> 00:32:57,778 7,6,5,4,3,2,1 579 00:32:57,898 --> 00:33:00,901 4,3,2,1,3,2,1 580 00:33:00,981 --> 00:33:02,983 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 581 00:33:03,063 --> 00:33:08,068 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 582 00:33:08,188 --> 00:33:09,710 6,5,4,3,2,1 583 00:33:09,830 --> 00:33:13,233 5,4,3,2,1,4,3,2,1 584 00:33:13,353 --> 00:33:16,156 Stop! Please stop! 585 00:33:18,118 --> 00:33:19,399 What's the matter? 586 00:33:19,479 --> 00:33:21,361 Why did you interrupt my song? 587 00:33:21,481 --> 00:33:22,442 What happened to you? 588 00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:25,686 Where am I? 589 00:33:25,766 --> 00:33:27,287 Set me down... 590 00:33:28,569 --> 00:33:31,692 You look scared! 591 00:33:31,772 --> 00:33:33,133 Are you lost? 592 00:33:33,213 --> 00:33:35,375 Someone is after me! 593 00:33:35,495 --> 00:33:37,057 Have you been robbed? 594 00:33:37,177 --> 00:33:38,979 Worse than robbers! 595 00:33:39,099 --> 00:33:42,222 Really! You ran into a lecher? 596 00:33:42,342 --> 00:33:44,745 Did he touch you? 597 00:33:45,345 --> 00:33:46,707 Well? Did he? 598 00:33:48,709 --> 00:33:51,632 The world is full of evil! 599 00:33:51,712 --> 00:33:54,514 Don't worry, I'll take you home 600 00:33:54,635 --> 00:33:55,916 Where do you live? 601 00:33:56,597 --> 00:33:57,718 Jiang Nan! 602 00:33:57,838 --> 00:33:59,439 Jiang Nan? 603 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,282 I'm sorry, I can't help you! 604 00:34:03,123 --> 00:34:06,166 Where are you going? 605 00:34:06,286 --> 00:34:06,767 Our master 606 00:34:06,887 --> 00:34:09,890 is going to a wedding in town 607 00:34:10,010 --> 00:34:12,412 Since you're in trouble 608 00:34:12,533 --> 00:34:14,775 why don't you come along 609 00:34:14,895 --> 00:34:17,818 and then later decide what to do 610 00:34:19,780 --> 00:34:22,062 I can't take your seat! 611 00:34:22,182 --> 00:34:23,584 Even though I'm old 612 00:34:23,704 --> 00:34:25,986 I walk faster than a snail! 613 00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:28,308 Sit down, don't make a fuss! 614 00:34:28,749 --> 00:34:30,030 Rise! 615 00:34:31,992 --> 00:34:33,233 Let's go! 616 00:34:52,733 --> 00:34:53,934 It's her! 617 00:34:54,935 --> 00:34:57,177 Dressed as a man! How cunning! 618 00:34:57,938 --> 00:34:59,259 "Lucky Star is shining" 619 00:34:59,379 --> 00:35:03,303 Please... 620 00:35:03,423 --> 00:35:04,785 This way... 621 00:35:06,186 --> 00:35:07,387 Set it down! 622 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,431 Let's sit over there! 623 00:35:12,873 --> 00:35:14,354 Please 624 00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:17,197 I'm supposed to sit here 625 00:35:17,277 --> 00:35:18,839 Come on... 626 00:35:26,446 --> 00:35:28,048 Please! 627 00:35:28,569 --> 00:35:30,571 They want me to sit here 628 00:35:31,732 --> 00:35:35,095 Sit, don't be shy! 629 00:35:36,857 --> 00:35:40,060 Who are these people? 630 00:35:42,342 --> 00:35:44,945 They're all guests 631 00:35:45,025 --> 00:35:46,587 Why are they all wearing eye masks 632 00:35:46,707 --> 00:35:48,388 and act like blocks of wood? 633 00:35:48,468 --> 00:35:49,830 It's our customs 634 00:35:49,950 --> 00:35:53,033 It's called the mysterious wedding 635 00:35:53,153 --> 00:35:55,796 But I didn't bring any presents! 636 00:35:55,876 --> 00:35:57,397 It's so embarrassing! 637 00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:00,721 You don't need presents 638 00:36:00,801 --> 00:36:03,283 This is an ad hoc wedding! 639 00:36:03,403 --> 00:36:06,526 None of us brought any presents! 640 00:36:06,647 --> 00:36:08,969 Here comes the groom! 641 00:36:13,974 --> 00:36:15,976 I'm leaving! 642 00:36:17,417 --> 00:36:19,259 But you can't, if you leave now 643 00:36:19,379 --> 00:36:20,741 there'll be no wedding! 644 00:36:20,821 --> 00:36:22,222 Why? 645 00:36:22,342 --> 00:36:24,224 Because you're the bride! 646 00:36:24,344 --> 00:36:25,706 What? 647 00:36:34,474 --> 00:36:35,556 What do you want? 648 00:36:35,676 --> 00:36:38,959 I've asked you when you're marrying me 649 00:36:39,079 --> 00:36:40,601 But you gave me no answer 650 00:36:40,681 --> 00:36:41,922 So I decided for you 651 00:36:42,042 --> 00:36:44,204 No! I won't marry you! 652 00:36:46,887 --> 00:36:50,210 Our marriage is fit and proper 653 00:36:50,330 --> 00:36:51,171 We'll be legally married 654 00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:52,332 I'm the go-between 655 00:36:52,412 --> 00:36:53,854 I'm the matchmaker 656 00:36:54,214 --> 00:36:55,415 We're the witnesses 657 00:36:55,536 --> 00:36:57,818 No one dares to object 658 00:36:57,898 --> 00:36:59,459 Help her change! 659 00:37:10,070 --> 00:37:13,994 Bride and groom bow to each other 660 00:37:14,074 --> 00:37:15,355 Wait! 661 00:37:15,475 --> 00:37:17,357 You can't go on! 662 00:37:23,403 --> 00:37:25,045 Young man, this is a joyous occasion 663 00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:26,246 Don't mess things up! 664 00:37:26,326 --> 00:37:28,488 There's a slight problem with this marriage 665 00:37:28,609 --> 00:37:30,811 If she's the bride 666 00:37:30,931 --> 00:37:33,453 then I should be the groom 667 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:37,618 What do you mean, young man? 668 00:37:37,698 --> 00:37:39,339 Because her father 669 00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:41,301 has betrothed her to me! 670 00:37:41,381 --> 00:37:44,224 I'm her fianc� Yang Fang! 671 00:37:44,344 --> 00:37:45,746 Yang Fan? 672 00:37:47,187 --> 00:37:49,029 What do you want? 673 00:37:50,150 --> 00:37:53,193 If you turn me into a cuckold, I'll fix you! 674 00:37:57,998 --> 00:38:00,200 Well, so you all come prepared! 675 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,925 This does not concern you. You're dismissed! 676 00:38:05,045 --> 00:38:05,886 Yes! 677 00:38:09,770 --> 00:38:10,851 You too! 678 00:38:10,971 --> 00:38:11,932 Yes! 679 00:38:23,664 --> 00:38:27,908 You want to go first? 680 00:38:29,469 --> 00:38:33,193 You know I can kill you even without unsheathing my sword! 681 00:38:52,052 --> 00:38:56,336 Is he trying to impress me By risking his life? 682 00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:55,956 Get going! 683 00:40:47,167 --> 00:40:48,128 Go! 684 00:40:56,617 --> 00:40:57,377 "Ju bin restaurant" 685 00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:58,859 A bottle of wine and a plate of pigs' feet. Hurry! 686 00:40:58,979 --> 00:41:00,300 Sure 687 00:41:02,342 --> 00:41:05,345 You didn't even thank me for saving you! 688 00:41:05,465 --> 00:41:06,346 I didn't ask you to! 689 00:41:06,426 --> 00:41:08,549 Wait a minute! 690 00:41:08,629 --> 00:41:12,392 Let's settle our engagement right here! 691 00:41:13,033 --> 00:41:14,595 Who'd want to marry you! 692 00:41:16,877 --> 00:41:18,719 That's quite alright 693 00:41:18,839 --> 00:41:20,320 I just don't want to be a cuckold! 694 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,282 Then I'll find someone to marry right away! 695 00:41:24,364 --> 00:41:26,847 Fine, this meal is my treat! 696 00:41:26,967 --> 00:41:29,610 But you must tell me who you'd like to marry! 697 00:41:29,730 --> 00:41:31,932 Qin Ge! 698 00:41:32,052 --> 00:41:32,973 You can rest assured now! 699 00:41:33,053 --> 00:41:35,656 Qin Ge? Will he marry you? 700 00:41:36,937 --> 00:41:40,140 Waiter! A plate of roast pork! 701 00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:42,823 Plus boiled chicken 702 00:41:42,943 --> 00:41:44,384 Want some wine? 703 00:41:44,504 --> 00:41:45,385 Waiter! 704 00:41:45,505 --> 00:41:46,386 Yes! 705 00:41:48,709 --> 00:41:55,395 The renowned prostitute Zhang Hao Er is passing through 706 00:41:55,475 --> 00:41:58,038 Do you know about this? 707 00:41:58,959 --> 00:42:00,520 Of course! 708 00:42:00,641 --> 00:42:02,482 Once she gets here 709 00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:03,724 I don't care what happens 710 00:42:03,844 --> 00:42:07,768 I'll sleep with her for 3 nights! 711 00:42:09,289 --> 00:42:10,530 Shop keeper 712 00:42:11,531 --> 00:42:12,052 Yes? 713 00:42:12,172 --> 00:42:14,414 Can you offer a menu worth 100 taels of silver? 714 00:42:14,534 --> 00:42:17,618 100 taels? Yes! 715 00:42:17,738 --> 00:42:18,939 Prepare it right away! 716 00:42:19,059 --> 00:42:21,181 My lady is arriving soon 717 00:42:23,704 --> 00:42:27,147 Who is your lady? 718 00:42:27,227 --> 00:42:27,748 Zhang Hao Er 719 00:42:29,830 --> 00:42:32,392 Zhang Hao Er? 720 00:42:33,513 --> 00:42:35,796 When is she arriving? 721 00:42:35,876 --> 00:42:37,678 Soon! 722 00:42:38,118 --> 00:42:40,360 She'll be here soon! 723 00:42:46,006 --> 00:42:51,531 Tian Xin... 724 00:42:54,054 --> 00:42:55,656 Tian Xin... 725 00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:04,384 Here she comes! 726 00:43:37,818 --> 00:43:40,781 Move aside... 727 00:43:43,664 --> 00:43:44,464 How pretty! 728 00:43:44,585 --> 00:43:45,505 Prettier than a fairy! 729 00:43:45,586 --> 00:43:46,226 Let's go! 730 00:43:46,346 --> 00:43:47,427 Yes! 731 00:43:50,831 --> 00:43:52,312 Miss Zhang, have a seat 732 00:44:04,284 --> 00:44:05,886 Women are so resourceful! 733 00:44:05,966 --> 00:44:08,769 You've taken a fancy to her? Is she pretty? 734 00:44:08,889 --> 00:44:11,011 Prettier than you! 735 00:44:13,133 --> 00:44:17,858 Miss Zhang, my name is Zhu 736 00:44:17,978 --> 00:44:20,340 Please sit down, Mr. Zhu 737 00:44:20,821 --> 00:44:25,265 Wait! I don't believe we've met! 738 00:44:26,386 --> 00:44:29,309 Meeting by chance is just as nice 739 00:44:29,429 --> 00:44:33,594 Strangers must kneel when they talk to me! 740 00:44:33,674 --> 00:44:35,275 - Kneel! - Let me go! 741 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:36,877 Move aside 742 00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:43,964 Miss Zhang 743 00:44:44,084 --> 00:44:49,610 Can you hear what this tael of gold is telling you? 744 00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:50,571 No! 745 00:44:50,691 --> 00:44:52,372 You can't hear? 746 00:44:59,499 --> 00:45:02,502 It's louder now! 747 00:45:02,583 --> 00:45:05,065 You must be able to hear it! 748 00:45:05,185 --> 00:45:06,907 What does it say? 749 00:45:07,027 --> 00:45:10,631 If you'll come to bed with me 750 00:45:10,751 --> 00:45:13,594 they're all yours! 751 00:45:23,323 --> 00:45:24,845 But my gold is saying 752 00:45:24,925 --> 00:45:28,448 they're yours if you'll take your clothes off! 753 00:45:28,569 --> 00:45:30,571 Take my clothes off? 754 00:45:30,691 --> 00:45:32,172 You're something! 755 00:45:42,102 --> 00:45:44,985 It's my turn! 756 00:45:48,789 --> 00:45:50,791 Miss Zhang, as long as you agree 757 00:45:50,911 --> 00:45:52,753 just name your price 758 00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:55,636 Agree to what? Sleep with you? 759 00:45:55,756 --> 00:45:59,319 You're so understanding! 760 00:45:59,439 --> 00:46:01,842 How lovely! 761 00:46:01,922 --> 00:46:05,085 But you're too old! Watch your health! 762 00:46:05,205 --> 00:46:08,569 I'll risk my life for you! 763 00:46:08,689 --> 00:46:10,651 You don't have that kind of luck! 764 00:46:10,771 --> 00:46:13,734 Better save your energy for your wife! 765 00:46:21,101 --> 00:46:23,263 I want to talk to that young man 766 00:46:42,843 --> 00:46:43,924 Yes! 767 00:46:44,965 --> 00:46:46,927 Tian Xin... 768 00:46:47,527 --> 00:46:48,929 You're mistaken 769 00:46:49,049 --> 00:46:50,530 Tian Xin... 770 00:46:51,011 --> 00:46:53,774 You want to know what she said? 771 00:46:56,256 --> 00:47:01,021 Make way! 772 00:47:05,586 --> 00:47:07,507 Bitch! 773 00:47:11,391 --> 00:47:12,873 Do you have a better room? 774 00:47:12,993 --> 00:47:14,795 Sorry, all the VIP rooms 775 00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:16,516 have been reserved by Zhang Hao Er 776 00:47:16,637 --> 00:47:18,438 Just put up with it for 1 night! 777 00:47:19,039 --> 00:47:20,761 How can I sleep in this dirty room? 778 00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:23,283 Beggars can't be choosers! 779 00:47:23,363 --> 00:47:25,886 Those who endure the most will rise above all 780 00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:27,808 Where are you going, Monkey? 781 00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:29,489 I have other plans! Go to sleep! 782 00:47:29,610 --> 00:47:32,252 I'll wake you tomorrow morning! 783 00:47:32,372 --> 00:47:33,814 Is your boyfriend bullying you? 784 00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:35,095 None of your business! 785 00:47:35,215 --> 00:47:37,537 I know, but I feel sorry for you! 786 00:47:37,618 --> 00:47:38,298 Why? 787 00:47:38,378 --> 00:47:40,140 According to reliable sources 788 00:47:40,220 --> 00:47:43,343 he's spending the night with Zhang Hao Er! 789 00:47:51,992 --> 00:47:54,595 He's here for a rendezvous 790 00:47:59,039 --> 00:47:59,960 Get out, all of you! 791 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,362 Don't interrupt the lady and Master Yang! 792 00:48:02,482 --> 00:48:03,844 Yes! 793 00:48:09,329 --> 00:48:11,531 Master Yang, at the restaurant today 794 00:48:11,612 --> 00:48:13,974 who's that girl who hit you? 795 00:48:14,054 --> 00:48:15,255 My fianc� 796 00:48:15,375 --> 00:48:16,657 She has such a bad temper! 797 00:48:16,777 --> 00:48:18,378 Wash off your steam with some wine! 798 00:48:18,498 --> 00:48:20,060 Wine? 799 00:48:20,140 --> 00:48:22,142 Why? Think she'll hit you again for this? 800 00:48:22,262 --> 00:48:24,745 No. In my eyes, she's as good as dead! 801 00:48:31,431 --> 00:48:32,553 Who is she? 802 00:48:32,633 --> 00:48:35,836 The one you just mentioned 803 00:48:36,276 --> 00:48:38,559 Oh! It's the future Mrs. Yang 804 00:48:38,679 --> 00:48:40,561 Would you like to have my seat? 805 00:48:40,681 --> 00:48:42,082 That won't be necessary! 806 00:48:50,210 --> 00:48:52,973 This is strange! 807 00:48:53,093 --> 00:48:55,455 A woman will take fancy to this Monkey! 808 00:48:56,056 --> 00:48:57,417 Strange indeed! 809 00:48:57,537 --> 00:48:58,979 Little girls always like to criticize others 810 00:48:59,059 --> 00:49:02,983 when they have met just a few men! 811 00:49:03,103 --> 00:49:05,546 That's crazy! 812 00:49:07,107 --> 00:49:11,471 You must have seen many men? 813 00:49:13,073 --> 00:49:16,637 Not that many! Just around 2000! 814 00:49:19,359 --> 00:49:22,362 So you're an expert on men! 815 00:49:23,123 --> 00:49:24,524 What is it that you do? 816 00:49:25,405 --> 00:49:27,487 This is a bit embarrassing 817 00:49:27,568 --> 00:49:31,131 I'm in the charitable undertaking 818 00:49:31,211 --> 00:49:33,373 I rescue those starving for sex 819 00:49:34,414 --> 00:49:36,016 So many men 820 00:49:36,136 --> 00:49:39,139 have never met a real woman in their entire life! 821 00:49:39,219 --> 00:49:42,542 I'm here to console them and make them happy! 822 00:49:43,423 --> 00:49:46,506 Why can't you sit still, future Mrs. Yang? 823 00:49:46,587 --> 00:49:48,949 Are there needles in your chair? 824 00:49:49,029 --> 00:49:52,432 No! Just that a tart is walking around in here 825 00:49:52,512 --> 00:49:57,437 The smell makes me uncomfortable! 826 00:50:06,767 --> 00:50:07,968 Where are you going? 827 00:50:08,368 --> 00:50:10,330 I can't stand the jealousy! 828 00:50:10,450 --> 00:50:12,132 You two carry on! 829 00:50:12,212 --> 00:50:14,254 Please don't go, Master Yang! 830 00:50:16,376 --> 00:50:19,780 I don't blame him, there are explosives inside! 831 00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:22,623 If there are any, it'll only blow you to pieces! 832 00:50:31,992 --> 00:50:33,794 What is that? 833 00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:38,118 The wine is too strong for you! 834 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,523 In a hurry to lecture your fianc�? 835 00:50:43,644 --> 00:50:45,125 You're wrong! 836 00:50:45,846 --> 00:50:48,849 Only women like you fancy him 837 00:50:48,969 --> 00:50:51,451 If he didn't promise to bring me to Qin Ge 838 00:50:51,572 --> 00:50:52,973 I would have dumped him long ago! 839 00:50:53,093 --> 00:50:55,135 You want to see him? 840 00:50:55,215 --> 00:50:56,857 If you don't mind 841 00:50:56,977 --> 00:50:58,779 I can take you to him 842 00:50:59,580 --> 00:51:01,541 You know Qin Ge? 843 00:51:01,982 --> 00:51:05,946 Not very well! We've only gone to bed a few times! 844 00:51:06,026 --> 00:51:09,109 Well? Are you coming? 845 00:51:09,710 --> 00:51:11,351 I'll do anything just to meet Qin Ge! 846 00:51:11,431 --> 00:51:12,633 Make way! 847 00:51:12,753 --> 00:51:14,034 "Happy Gambling House" 848 00:51:16,476 --> 00:51:17,638 Come here! 849 00:51:22,282 --> 00:51:24,324 Where is he? 850 00:51:24,444 --> 00:51:26,607 Big shots are always late 851 00:51:27,087 --> 00:51:28,528 That's true! 852 00:51:31,932 --> 00:51:33,934 Why aren't they gambling? 853 00:51:34,054 --> 00:51:35,175 Look over there... 854 00:51:36,697 --> 00:51:38,739 King of Gambler Vs God of Gambler 855 00:51:38,819 --> 00:51:40,661 There's a game tonight 856 00:51:40,781 --> 00:51:41,942 The main attraction 857 00:51:42,062 --> 00:51:45,425 They're willing to wait till the stars show up 858 00:51:45,946 --> 00:51:47,307 Who's the opponent? 859 00:51:47,427 --> 00:51:48,789 There's been no inside information 860 00:51:48,869 --> 00:51:49,389 Tonight's hosts 861 00:51:49,509 --> 00:51:51,992 Mr. Wu Shou Xin and Miss Huang Li Sa 862 00:51:52,112 --> 00:51:55,515 Ladies and gentlemen, the Game begins... 863 00:51:55,636 --> 00:51:58,839 Tonight's crazy game 864 00:51:58,959 --> 00:52:01,081 features 2 big shots 865 00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:03,644 who'll gamble to their last tael of silver 866 00:52:03,724 --> 00:52:05,606 One of them is Liu Feng Gu, who hates women 867 00:52:05,726 --> 00:52:09,129 and lives in seclusion in Qing Shan 868 00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:11,572 Please applause! 869 00:52:14,334 --> 00:52:16,817 So he is Qin Ge's opponent! 870 00:52:17,578 --> 00:52:20,100 It'll be quite a match 871 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:22,743 The other contestant is 872 00:52:22,863 --> 00:52:25,826 the red hot Qin Ge 873 00:52:26,867 --> 00:52:28,549 It's really him! 874 00:52:28,629 --> 00:52:30,030 It's Qin Ge! 875 00:52:30,150 --> 00:52:33,313 I meet him at last! How handsome! 876 00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:46,927 If you want to meet him, you must hurry! 877 00:52:47,007 --> 00:52:49,289 He'll be busy later on! 878 00:52:54,374 --> 00:52:56,697 Qin Ge, I'm your biggest fan! 879 00:52:56,817 --> 00:52:58,378 I come from far away looking for you! 880 00:52:58,498 --> 00:52:59,780 My name is Tian Si Si 881 00:52:59,860 --> 00:53:01,982 I'm different from other women 882 00:53:02,102 --> 00:53:03,704 Indeed you are special 883 00:53:03,784 --> 00:53:06,266 Your buck teeth is showing when you smile! 884 00:53:06,386 --> 00:53:08,829 Girls with buck teeth bring me luck! 885 00:53:08,949 --> 00:53:10,390 Really? 886 00:53:11,712 --> 00:53:15,676 Qin Ge, I get to kiss you, finally! 887 00:53:15,796 --> 00:53:16,476 You're a strange girl! 888 00:53:16,597 --> 00:53:19,079 Master Qin must gamble, go away! 889 00:53:19,159 --> 00:53:19,640 What are you doing? 890 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,162 Don't you start any trouble! 891 00:53:26,526 --> 00:53:28,809 Zhang Hao Er... 892 00:53:28,929 --> 00:53:31,892 The gambling begins... 893 00:53:35,535 --> 00:53:38,018 We'll start with guessing fingers 894 00:53:38,138 --> 00:53:41,341 1,2,3 895 00:53:43,343 --> 00:53:45,866 Master Qin, here's Heaven and Earth 896 00:53:45,986 --> 00:53:48,188 Which one would you like? 897 00:53:48,308 --> 00:53:49,469 Heaven 898 00:53:52,713 --> 00:53:53,834 Master Qin will go first 899 00:53:53,954 --> 00:53:56,436 Qin Ge, those who go first will die first 900 00:53:56,557 --> 00:54:01,041 He who strikes first shall prevail! 901 00:54:01,161 --> 00:54:03,283 Please place your bets! 902 00:54:03,884 --> 00:54:06,206 Here's a little something! 903 00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:07,608 How little is that? 904 00:54:14,254 --> 00:54:17,698 Just 100 taels of silver 905 00:54:17,818 --> 00:54:22,062 Very well! 906 00:54:25,065 --> 00:54:30,030 Master Qin, here are 6 squares, take your pick! 907 00:54:30,150 --> 00:54:31,391 A 908 00:54:32,593 --> 00:54:35,756 A crane 909 00:54:35,876 --> 00:54:37,598 What about you Master Liu? 910 00:54:38,278 --> 00:54:39,680 F 911 00:54:42,282 --> 00:54:44,444 A clam 912 00:54:45,766 --> 00:54:47,728 I can peck you to death 913 00:54:47,808 --> 00:54:49,690 I can clamp you to death 914 00:54:50,571 --> 00:54:51,291 I clamp! 915 00:54:51,371 --> 00:54:51,772 I peck! 916 00:54:51,892 --> 00:54:52,733 I clamp! 917 00:54:52,813 --> 00:54:54,414 There's no need to argue! 918 00:54:54,534 --> 00:54:55,375 Why? 919 00:54:55,455 --> 00:54:57,537 If you peck him and he clamps you 920 00:54:57,658 --> 00:54:59,740 You both lose; sort of like: 921 00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:03,023 Fisherman profiting from the grapple of a snipe & clam 922 00:55:03,143 --> 00:55:04,184 Thank you... 923 00:55:04,304 --> 00:55:07,187 This is ridiculous! 924 00:55:10,310 --> 00:55:12,873 Qin Ge, here's 200 thousand taels 925 00:55:12,993 --> 00:55:15,596 Make your pick 926 00:55:15,676 --> 00:55:17,077 B 927 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,321 An elephant 928 00:55:21,441 --> 00:55:23,003 Great, I'll win 929 00:55:23,123 --> 00:55:25,165 What about you, Master Liu? 930 00:55:25,285 --> 00:55:26,286 E 931 00:55:28,609 --> 00:55:30,010 A snake 932 00:55:30,130 --> 00:55:31,331 I can stomp you to death 933 00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:33,173 Have you been educated? 934 00:55:33,293 --> 00:55:35,776 Please explain to him, Mr. Wu! 935 00:55:35,896 --> 00:55:39,620 As they say: With greed snake tries to swallow elephant 936 00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:43,624 He swallowed you, Master Qin! 937 00:55:45,586 --> 00:55:47,748 Don't get mad! 938 00:55:47,868 --> 00:55:48,989 Come back! 939 00:55:49,109 --> 00:55:50,791 What? 940 00:55:50,911 --> 00:55:52,673 Girls with buck teeth... 941 00:55:52,793 --> 00:55:53,674 What about them? 942 00:55:53,794 --> 00:55:56,196 They're a jinx to all gamblers! 943 00:55:59,279 --> 00:56:00,480 You've won, Master Liu! 944 00:56:00,601 --> 00:56:01,882 Please keep your share! 945 00:56:02,002 --> 00:56:02,763 Yes! 946 00:56:02,883 --> 00:56:07,327 I'll bet all 400 thousand 947 00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:09,129 All of it? 948 00:56:09,209 --> 00:56:12,012 Do you have the guts, Master Qin? 949 00:56:12,132 --> 00:56:12,893 I'll follow suit! 950 00:56:12,973 --> 00:56:15,455 With what? Your fingers? 951 00:56:15,896 --> 00:56:18,298 You think I can't pay? 952 00:56:18,378 --> 00:56:19,860 You'll have to win first! 953 00:56:19,980 --> 00:56:22,222 Very well. Your reputation is on the line 954 00:56:22,342 --> 00:56:23,303 I doubt if you'll renege 955 00:56:23,423 --> 00:56:25,145 Have you agreed? 956 00:56:25,265 --> 00:56:25,906 Yes! 957 00:56:25,986 --> 00:56:27,828 Let's settle this! 958 00:56:27,948 --> 00:56:28,548 - C! - D! 959 00:56:28,669 --> 00:56:30,110 Very well! 960 00:56:32,032 --> 00:56:33,714 A crab 961 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:45,125 Any of you have a heart disease or high blood pressure? 962 00:56:45,245 --> 00:56:46,086 Clean bill of health! 963 00:56:46,166 --> 00:56:47,207 Never been better! 964 00:56:47,327 --> 00:56:50,010 Good, I need not worry! 965 00:56:52,252 --> 00:56:54,014 It's a rock! 966 00:56:54,895 --> 00:56:57,578 The rock squashes the crab! 967 00:57:00,140 --> 00:57:04,224 Alright, you won! Goodbye! 968 00:57:04,344 --> 00:57:05,986 You broke your promise! 969 00:57:06,587 --> 00:57:09,790 What? How dare you say that 970 00:57:09,870 --> 00:57:11,191 in front of all my supporters 971 00:57:11,311 --> 00:57:13,513 How dare you humiliate me? 972 00:57:13,634 --> 00:57:15,796 If it wasn't for your reputation 973 00:57:15,876 --> 00:57:17,077 I would have killed you! 974 00:57:17,197 --> 00:57:20,761 Yes! Fight! 975 00:57:28,929 --> 00:57:30,330 Good! 976 00:57:30,410 --> 00:57:31,531 Excellent! 977 00:57:37,738 --> 00:57:39,740 Don't go! Stay and watch! 978 00:58:06,526 --> 00:58:07,888 You refuse to pay up! 979 00:58:07,968 --> 00:58:08,969 You refuse to grant a favor! 980 00:58:09,049 --> 00:58:10,450 You'll settle this yourselves! 981 00:58:10,571 --> 00:58:13,173 Here are 2 knives for you! 982 00:58:46,086 --> 00:58:47,207 Good! 983 00:58:55,576 --> 00:58:58,138 A letter for you, Master Qin! 984 00:58:58,258 --> 00:59:00,060 Read it to me! 985 00:59:00,140 --> 00:59:03,343 Darling, heard you have some money problem 986 00:59:03,463 --> 00:59:06,226 I'll pay the 400 thousand taels for you 987 00:59:06,346 --> 00:59:10,751 Finish your job tonight. Signed, Your Lover 988 00:59:10,831 --> 00:59:11,992 This will pay for your debt! 989 00:59:12,112 --> 00:59:14,755 Who's "Your Lover"? 990 00:59:14,915 --> 00:59:18,278 Someone he has slept with 991 00:59:18,919 --> 00:59:20,881 Please accept this, Master Liu! 992 00:59:22,202 --> 00:59:24,284 It's your lucky day, Qin Ge! 993 00:59:24,404 --> 00:59:27,007 We'll meet again some day! 994 00:59:30,450 --> 00:59:32,933 Come again, Master Liu! 995 00:59:34,414 --> 00:59:36,777 Have some wine first! 996 00:59:36,857 --> 00:59:38,018 Sure... 997 00:59:41,381 --> 00:59:43,904 Forget it! He's been taken! 998 00:59:44,024 --> 00:59:45,826 Better forget your nonsense! 999 00:59:46,787 --> 00:59:48,428 You don't have to gloat! 1000 00:59:48,548 --> 00:59:50,671 I will never change my mind! 1001 00:59:54,474 --> 00:59:55,275 Come... 1002 00:59:55,395 --> 00:59:56,516 What is it? 1003 00:59:56,637 --> 00:59:58,518 Spread the word around 1004 00:59:58,639 --> 01:00:00,721 about me kicking Liu Feng Gu's butt today! 1005 01:00:00,841 --> 01:00:02,162 Yes! 1006 01:00:02,282 --> 01:00:03,844 Come back! 1007 01:00:03,924 --> 01:00:05,205 But don't ever let anyone know 1008 01:00:05,325 --> 01:00:07,888 about me not paying my debt 1009 01:00:07,968 --> 01:00:09,930 Go... 1010 01:00:13,293 --> 01:00:14,414 Pretty girl! 1011 01:00:15,295 --> 01:00:16,376 You talking to me? 1012 01:00:18,378 --> 01:00:22,262 I'm bored. Come take a walk with me! 1013 01:00:22,382 --> 01:00:24,224 Take a walk? 1014 01:00:27,147 --> 01:00:30,390 Alright, let's go! 1015 01:00:34,915 --> 01:00:36,116 Careful! 1016 01:00:50,370 --> 01:00:52,452 Stand up, Qin Ge! 1017 01:00:53,734 --> 01:00:57,778 Don't fall down! Stand up! 1018 01:00:57,898 --> 01:00:59,780 Are you drunk too? 1019 01:00:59,860 --> 01:01:02,502 No, I haven't been drinking! 1020 01:01:02,583 --> 01:01:05,105 Why am I holding you up? 1021 01:01:23,083 --> 01:01:25,325 Get up! You can't sleep here! 1022 01:01:25,445 --> 01:01:27,207 Get up! 1023 01:01:29,369 --> 01:01:35,095 It's late! Keep it down! 1024 01:02:20,020 --> 01:02:21,662 Such a hero! 1025 01:02:28,629 --> 01:02:29,990 Such a muddle headed girl! 1026 01:02:36,797 --> 01:02:38,839 It's the Monkey! 1027 01:02:48,368 --> 01:02:51,131 You're sure Qin Ge will bring her here? 1028 01:02:51,211 --> 01:02:53,333 Why aren't they here yet? 1029 01:02:53,413 --> 01:02:57,137 Qin Ge must be drunk again! 1030 01:02:57,217 --> 01:03:00,180 Will that drunk keep his word? 1031 01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:01,461 Yes, he will 1032 01:03:01,582 --> 01:03:04,264 You know about his gamble at the casino! 1033 01:03:04,384 --> 01:03:06,787 He owes me 3 million taels 1034 01:03:06,867 --> 01:03:10,591 If he doesn't cooperate, I'll spread the word! 1035 01:03:10,671 --> 01:03:13,594 He cares about his reputation! 1036 01:03:13,674 --> 01:03:16,797 I don't want him to beat me to it! 1037 01:03:17,157 --> 01:03:18,839 You think he'll sleep with the girl? 1038 01:03:18,919 --> 01:03:22,082 He's handsome and has one more eye than me! 1039 01:03:22,202 --> 01:03:23,604 Girls all love him! 1040 01:03:23,724 --> 01:03:24,685 Isn't it? 1041 01:03:24,805 --> 01:03:27,888 She ran away from home looking for him! 1042 01:03:27,968 --> 01:03:29,930 Now they're together 1043 01:03:30,010 --> 01:03:31,251 how can I not worry? 1044 01:03:31,371 --> 01:03:33,774 Besides, Yang Fan is giving us trouble! 1045 01:03:33,894 --> 01:03:35,936 He'll ruin my plan! 1046 01:03:36,376 --> 01:03:40,340 Don't worry! I'm his creditor and lover 1047 01:03:40,460 --> 01:03:42,623 he won't lie to me 1048 01:03:43,303 --> 01:03:44,985 As for Yang Fan 1049 01:03:45,105 --> 01:03:47,067 It's a shame we didn't poison him last time! 1050 01:03:47,187 --> 01:03:49,790 I know how to deal with him! 1051 01:03:49,870 --> 01:03:51,632 For safety's sake 1052 01:03:51,752 --> 01:03:54,154 kidnap the old man 1053 01:03:54,234 --> 01:03:55,836 as a contingency 1054 01:04:00,641 --> 01:04:02,563 Who are you? 1055 01:04:02,683 --> 01:04:06,526 My name is Tian Si Si 1056 01:04:08,929 --> 01:04:10,891 What are you doing here? 1057 01:04:10,971 --> 01:04:14,895 To protect the drunken hero! 1058 01:04:15,255 --> 01:04:18,378 What? So you saw everything! 1059 01:04:18,498 --> 01:04:20,380 All my humiliating behavior! 1060 01:04:21,982 --> 01:04:23,744 What are you laughing at? 1061 01:04:25,626 --> 01:04:27,187 Am I not stylish enough? 1062 01:04:27,307 --> 01:04:30,430 No! You're more stylish than I thought! 1063 01:04:33,473 --> 01:04:35,075 But you've seen my disgraceful behavior! 1064 01:04:35,195 --> 01:04:36,837 You must not spread the word! 1065 01:04:36,917 --> 01:04:38,318 If my fans should know about this 1066 01:04:38,438 --> 01:04:40,881 they may commit suicide! 1067 01:04:40,961 --> 01:04:42,362 You're really that remarkable? 1068 01:04:42,482 --> 01:04:44,364 Of course! Follow me! 1069 01:04:44,484 --> 01:04:47,688 Let me show you Qin Ge's charm! 1070 01:04:57,537 --> 01:05:02,142 Come here, kid! 1071 01:05:04,424 --> 01:05:05,786 What is it? 1072 01:05:08,028 --> 01:05:09,269 Can you do me a favor? 1073 01:05:09,389 --> 01:05:11,311 Sure! Will you pay? 1074 01:05:11,431 --> 01:05:13,193 You're so practical! 1075 01:05:13,273 --> 01:05:16,036 Nothing is more important than money! 1076 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:21,521 You have any spare change? 1077 01:05:22,563 --> 01:05:23,884 No! 1078 01:05:23,964 --> 01:05:25,405 You're just as broke as I am! 1079 01:05:25,766 --> 01:05:27,127 Wait! 1080 01:05:30,210 --> 01:05:31,371 What are you doing? 1081 01:05:31,491 --> 01:05:32,973 I'll pay you back 1082 01:05:33,413 --> 01:05:34,494 Go spend it! 1083 01:05:34,615 --> 01:05:35,696 Thank you! 1084 01:05:35,816 --> 01:05:37,537 Get a gong and cry out 1085 01:05:37,618 --> 01:05:39,179 Master Qin Ge is here! 1086 01:05:39,299 --> 01:05:43,303 Sure! Consider it done! 1087 01:05:44,585 --> 01:05:47,387 Master Qin Ge is here! 1088 01:05:47,467 --> 01:05:50,831 Master Qin Ge is here! 1089 01:05:51,992 --> 01:05:53,594 Qin Ge is here! 1090 01:05:53,714 --> 01:05:54,755 Watch! 1091 01:05:55,475 --> 01:06:00,681 Master Qin Ge is here! Come out! 1092 01:06:01,922 --> 01:06:03,764 What do you want? 1093 01:06:05,405 --> 01:06:07,087 Don't push! 1094 01:06:07,688 --> 01:06:09,890 Qin Ge, watch out for me! 1095 01:06:09,970 --> 01:06:11,451 I can barely watch out for myself! 1096 01:06:12,973 --> 01:06:17,457 Qin Ge, hurry! 1097 01:06:21,782 --> 01:06:23,263 Master Qin! 1098 01:06:23,383 --> 01:06:25,786 I've waited 3 years for you 1099 01:06:25,906 --> 01:06:27,628 Now you're here at last! 1100 01:06:27,748 --> 01:06:28,629 Let me kiss you! 1101 01:06:28,749 --> 01:06:30,390 I'm in hurry! Perhaps next time! 1102 01:06:30,470 --> 01:06:31,952 I won't get a second chance! 1103 01:06:32,032 --> 01:06:32,793 Have pity on her! 1104 01:06:32,913 --> 01:06:33,954 Have pity on me! 1105 01:06:34,074 --> 01:06:35,075 Hurry! 1106 01:06:35,195 --> 01:06:36,436 No! 1107 01:06:36,797 --> 01:06:38,438 Qin Ge, you've been accused of disturbing the peace, 1108 01:06:38,518 --> 01:06:40,400 misdemeanor in a public place 1109 01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:41,321 Follow me! 1110 01:06:41,441 --> 01:06:42,803 "Fair and honest" 1111 01:06:45,966 --> 01:06:48,368 Sir, the offender Qin Ge is here! 1112 01:06:52,012 --> 01:06:52,613 Court begins! 1113 01:06:52,733 --> 01:06:53,774 Kneel before the magistrate! 1114 01:06:53,894 --> 01:06:55,255 Kneel! 1115 01:06:59,419 --> 01:07:02,623 Are you Qin Ge? 1116 01:07:02,743 --> 01:07:03,784 Yes! 1117 01:07:03,904 --> 01:07:07,027 You've been accused of disturbing the peace 1118 01:07:07,147 --> 01:07:08,749 and disorderly conduct 1119 01:07:08,829 --> 01:07:09,990 Is that true? 1120 01:07:10,070 --> 01:07:12,793 Sir, I'm not disturbing the peace 1121 01:07:12,873 --> 01:07:14,995 I was harassed by a shrew on the street 1122 01:07:15,115 --> 01:07:17,157 She ripped my sleeves 1123 01:07:17,277 --> 01:07:19,199 and almost molested me! 1124 01:07:19,279 --> 01:07:20,280 Please understand 1125 01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:22,843 This is absurd! 1126 01:07:22,963 --> 01:07:25,045 Are there any witnesses to your charge? 1127 01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:27,087 Sir, Qin Ge was harassed 1128 01:07:27,167 --> 01:07:28,288 I'm the witness 1129 01:07:28,408 --> 01:07:32,012 How dare you! You must be punished 1130 01:07:32,132 --> 01:07:33,533 if you won't confess. Guards! 1131 01:07:33,614 --> 01:07:34,174 Yes! 1132 01:07:34,294 --> 01:07:35,255 30 spankings for each 1133 01:07:35,375 --> 01:07:35,936 Yes! 1134 01:07:36,016 --> 01:07:36,977 Wait! 1135 01:07:37,097 --> 01:07:41,101 He's a hero, you must not spank him! 1136 01:07:41,221 --> 01:07:44,945 Alright, as long as you're sensible 1137 01:07:45,025 --> 01:07:46,506 he can be discharged! 1138 01:07:46,587 --> 01:07:49,469 Hurry! Qin Ge, be sensible! 1139 01:07:49,590 --> 01:07:52,112 Do you know what that means? 1140 01:07:54,114 --> 01:07:57,077 You'll let me go if I'm sensible? 1141 01:07:57,157 --> 01:07:58,839 Of course! 1142 01:08:02,122 --> 01:08:06,967 You can get up if you're sensible! 1143 01:08:08,528 --> 01:08:12,132 I cannot reveal a secret here 1144 01:08:12,252 --> 01:08:14,575 let's go inside! 1145 01:08:15,255 --> 01:08:17,177 Wait for me here! 1146 01:08:17,257 --> 01:08:18,258 Please! 1147 01:08:19,499 --> 01:08:21,942 "Quiet and Step aside" 1148 01:08:22,062 --> 01:08:24,344 "Fair and honest" 1149 01:08:24,905 --> 01:08:26,947 Come again soon! 1150 01:08:29,029 --> 01:08:30,631 We can go now? 1151 01:08:30,751 --> 01:08:32,392 Yes! 1152 01:08:32,993 --> 01:08:33,594 Let's go have some tea! 1153 01:08:33,674 --> 01:08:34,554 Alright! 1154 01:08:49,810 --> 01:08:50,410 Do you know why 1155 01:08:50,530 --> 01:08:52,973 I'm welcome everywhere? 1156 01:08:53,053 --> 01:08:54,975 Because you're a big shot! 1157 01:08:55,576 --> 01:08:59,179 More importantly, I don't threaten them 1158 01:08:59,299 --> 01:09:01,141 Just like an actor and his fan 1159 01:09:01,221 --> 01:09:04,184 There's no conflict of interests 1160 01:09:04,985 --> 01:09:07,547 No one truly admires you? 1161 01:09:07,628 --> 01:09:10,591 Very few! Those who truly admire me 1162 01:09:10,671 --> 01:09:13,553 are not very mature! 1163 01:09:14,635 --> 01:09:15,836 Including me? 1164 01:09:15,916 --> 01:09:19,880 You can say that! But it's a bit different now! 1165 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,561 Why? 1166 01:09:22,923 --> 01:09:28,368 Because you've seen the worst of me! 1167 01:09:29,369 --> 01:09:31,491 You have your shortcomings 1168 01:09:31,572 --> 01:09:33,974 But you're still adorable 1169 01:09:35,015 --> 01:09:38,058 Men like you can only be a good friend 1170 01:09:38,178 --> 01:09:40,060 not a good husband 1171 01:09:40,140 --> 01:09:45,305 Did you want to marry me before? 1172 01:09:45,706 --> 01:09:47,267 More than anything in the world! 1173 01:09:47,387 --> 01:09:49,509 Now I've disappointed you? 1174 01:09:50,711 --> 01:09:52,793 Indeed I'm not too pleased 1175 01:09:52,913 --> 01:09:55,956 Perhaps I've over estimated you 1176 01:09:56,076 --> 01:09:58,518 Now I know you better 1177 01:10:05,646 --> 01:10:09,690 Are you disappointed that I won't marry you? 1178 01:10:12,292 --> 01:10:15,015 I can marry anyone 1179 01:10:15,135 --> 01:10:18,458 You... no big deal! 1180 01:10:18,579 --> 01:10:20,060 Drink up! 1181 01:10:22,182 --> 01:10:25,185 I'm a good friend, remember? 1182 01:10:25,866 --> 01:10:27,547 To friendship! 1183 01:10:27,988 --> 01:10:29,429 Why are you so happy? 1184 01:10:29,549 --> 01:10:32,272 Did you catch a cold last night? 1185 01:10:32,392 --> 01:10:34,995 Who is he? Why is he tailing you? 1186 01:10:35,075 --> 01:10:37,598 Small potato. I used to be her fianc�! 1187 01:10:37,718 --> 01:10:40,040 But it's over now! 1188 01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:42,402 When are you marrying her, big Shot? 1189 01:10:42,522 --> 01:10:44,645 I've decided not to marry him! 1190 01:10:44,725 --> 01:10:46,887 You're so fickle! 1191 01:10:46,967 --> 01:10:48,248 A girl changes 18 times before womanhood! 1192 01:10:48,368 --> 01:10:50,410 If you don't even know this 1193 01:10:50,530 --> 01:10:51,932 how can you court them? 1194 01:10:52,012 --> 01:10:53,413 Let me teach you! 1195 01:10:53,533 --> 01:10:54,534 I'm not asking you! 1196 01:10:54,655 --> 01:10:56,577 Don't shoot off your mouth! 1197 01:10:56,657 --> 01:10:59,740 How old are you, hot shot? 1198 01:11:00,981 --> 01:11:03,624 I'm 30! 1199 01:11:03,744 --> 01:11:05,626 Old enough to be your uncle! 1200 01:11:06,026 --> 01:11:09,029 Old people die faster! 1201 01:11:16,076 --> 01:11:17,437 Why did they kill him? 1202 01:11:17,517 --> 01:11:21,481 Too many enemies! 1203 01:12:53,013 --> 01:12:54,695 There's no need to look 1204 01:12:54,815 --> 01:12:57,177 They're all lying down! 1205 01:13:03,303 --> 01:13:03,944 Let him go! 1206 01:13:04,064 --> 01:13:05,145 Yes! 1207 01:13:05,265 --> 01:13:05,866 Let him go! 1208 01:13:05,986 --> 01:13:07,027 Yes! 1209 01:13:12,833 --> 01:13:14,554 Where am I? 1210 01:13:14,675 --> 01:13:16,236 What do you want? 1211 01:13:17,197 --> 01:13:18,959 My lady wants to meet you 1212 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:21,441 Tian Xin... 1213 01:13:21,521 --> 01:13:22,803 She's not Tian Xin 1214 01:13:22,923 --> 01:13:25,766 She's my maid Xiao Qing 1215 01:13:28,809 --> 01:13:30,050 Who are you? 1216 01:13:30,931 --> 01:13:33,774 Renowned prostitute from Jiang Nan, Zhang Hao Er 1217 01:13:34,374 --> 01:13:36,256 Zhang Hao Er? 1218 01:13:36,376 --> 01:13:38,538 What do you want with me? 1219 01:13:38,659 --> 01:13:39,980 Do you wish to see your daughter? 1220 01:13:40,060 --> 01:13:44,104 Si Si? Is she here? 1221 01:13:44,184 --> 01:13:45,826 Go fetch her! 1222 01:13:46,386 --> 01:13:49,189 It's not the right time! You cannot see her! 1223 01:13:49,269 --> 01:13:52,673 What do you mean "not the right time"? 1224 01:13:52,793 --> 01:13:54,995 Master Tian, these last few months 1225 01:13:55,075 --> 01:13:57,437 you've put out a reward for your daughter's return 1226 01:13:57,517 --> 01:14:00,040 Yet no one has been able to earn it 1227 01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:01,561 Do you know why? 1228 01:14:01,682 --> 01:14:02,963 Why? 1229 01:14:03,083 --> 01:14:05,846 Because she's worth more than 100 thousand taels 1230 01:14:05,926 --> 01:14:09,570 This is extortion! 1231 01:14:09,690 --> 01:14:11,892 Miss Zhang, just name your price 1232 01:14:11,972 --> 01:14:14,094 I'll pay whatever you want 1233 01:14:14,214 --> 01:14:15,616 I know you're rich 1234 01:14:15,736 --> 01:14:17,738 but someone else is richer! 1235 01:14:17,818 --> 01:14:18,899 That's ridiculous! 1236 01:14:18,979 --> 01:14:21,942 Everyone knows I'm richer than the Emperor! 1237 01:14:22,062 --> 01:14:23,784 You're wrong! 1238 01:14:24,384 --> 01:14:27,187 If your money is transferred to someone else 1239 01:14:27,307 --> 01:14:30,350 then someone will be richer than you! 1240 01:14:30,430 --> 01:14:31,632 Nonsense! 1241 01:14:31,752 --> 01:14:33,473 Why would I give my money away? 1242 01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:35,195 That's impossible! 1243 01:14:35,275 --> 01:14:36,957 It's possible! 1244 01:14:37,077 --> 01:14:38,558 For example, if you're dead 1245 01:14:38,679 --> 01:14:41,602 you can't bring the money into the coffin! 1246 01:14:41,722 --> 01:14:44,685 Your daughter will inherit your fortune 1247 01:14:44,765 --> 01:14:48,889 If someone should marry her, then... 1248 01:14:48,969 --> 01:14:50,250 Who wants to marry her? 1249 01:14:50,370 --> 01:14:52,332 Xia Hai Tang 1250 01:14:53,173 --> 01:14:54,454 Xia Hai Tang? 1251 01:14:54,575 --> 01:14:56,296 He is your son-in-law 1252 01:14:56,376 --> 01:14:59,339 He sells women into prostitution! No way! 1253 01:14:59,419 --> 01:15:01,461 I will never allow Si Si to marry him! 1254 01:15:01,582 --> 01:15:04,104 But she must! And you... 1255 01:15:04,184 --> 01:15:07,868 ...will join Xia Hai Tang; like her... 1256 01:15:07,988 --> 01:15:09,670 you'll take a pill each day! 1257 01:15:09,790 --> 01:15:13,233 You'll forget your past and start afresh! 1258 01:15:13,914 --> 01:15:17,037 Qin Ge, will Monkey be alright? 1259 01:15:17,117 --> 01:15:20,120 Don't worry! He'll find a way out! 1260 01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:23,884 I thought you hated him! 1261 01:15:24,004 --> 01:15:26,847 Why are you so concerned? 1262 01:15:27,167 --> 01:15:29,890 I don't know why I think of him now 1263 01:15:33,974 --> 01:15:36,376 Let's find a inn 1264 01:15:36,496 --> 01:15:37,578 Get a room and sleep 1265 01:15:37,698 --> 01:15:39,980 You want to get a room with me? 1266 01:15:40,060 --> 01:15:43,343 No, I mean 2 rooms! 1267 01:15:43,423 --> 01:15:45,145 You won't be able to sleep tonight! 1268 01:15:45,225 --> 01:15:46,306 Why? 1269 01:15:46,386 --> 01:15:47,147 I'll take you to see someone 1270 01:15:47,227 --> 01:15:48,869 and you'll understand! 1271 01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:57,878 Here are Master Qin's receipts 1272 01:15:57,998 --> 01:15:58,919 Pass them to him! 1273 01:15:59,039 --> 01:16:00,000 Yes! 1274 01:16:04,805 --> 01:16:07,527 Wow! This much? 1275 01:16:07,648 --> 01:16:09,089 Now you know! 1276 01:16:09,169 --> 01:16:11,491 If it hadn't been for these debts 1277 01:16:11,572 --> 01:16:12,733 I will not sell you out 1278 01:16:12,853 --> 01:16:13,453 Sell me out? 1279 01:16:13,574 --> 01:16:16,737 You don't understand, little girl! 1280 01:16:16,817 --> 01:16:18,178 Cut the chase 1281 01:16:18,258 --> 01:16:19,019 I want to see your boss 1282 01:16:19,139 --> 01:16:21,862 Alright, he wants to see you too! 1283 01:16:24,745 --> 01:16:25,986 This way... 1284 01:16:29,109 --> 01:16:30,150 Move! 1285 01:16:47,567 --> 01:16:49,930 Zhang Hao Er, the lights are out! 1286 01:16:50,010 --> 01:16:52,733 Your boss dares not show his face? 1287 01:16:59,219 --> 01:17:00,701 Qin Ge! 1288 01:17:27,247 --> 01:17:27,848 You asshole! 1289 01:17:27,968 --> 01:17:30,530 Not there! Hit me on the chest! 1290 01:17:30,931 --> 01:17:34,174 Qin Ge is indeed quite capable! 1291 01:17:34,294 --> 01:17:36,737 Or else how can I survive? 1292 01:17:36,817 --> 01:17:39,900 You don't have to prostitute yourself anymore? 1293 01:17:39,980 --> 01:17:41,181 I've been promoted 1294 01:17:41,301 --> 01:17:42,422 I'm now a branch leader of Xia Hai Tang; 1295 01:17:42,542 --> 01:17:45,545 in charge of all 72 brothels in Jiang Nan! 1296 01:17:45,666 --> 01:17:46,867 I've been promoted too 1297 01:17:46,987 --> 01:17:48,548 I'm now the executioner! 1298 01:17:48,629 --> 01:17:50,510 All enemies and traitors 1299 01:17:50,631 --> 01:17:52,512 have to deal with me! 1300 01:17:52,633 --> 01:17:55,956 I have nothing to do with Xia Hai Tang 1301 01:17:56,076 --> 01:17:57,117 Why is he after me? 1302 01:17:57,237 --> 01:17:59,640 Stop this bullshit! Kill him! 1303 01:18:01,521 --> 01:18:04,124 Don't worry, big Shot! I'm here! 1304 01:18:04,244 --> 01:18:05,846 Where do you come from? 1305 01:18:05,926 --> 01:18:06,967 Who do you work for? 1306 01:18:07,087 --> 01:18:08,008 Don't ask me 1307 01:18:08,128 --> 01:18:09,610 I don't understand your triad language! 1308 01:18:09,730 --> 01:18:11,211 Release Miss Tian 1309 01:18:11,331 --> 01:18:13,694 or else I'll fix you! 1310 01:18:13,814 --> 01:18:16,336 Big Shot and Small Potato, how should we do this? 1311 01:18:16,416 --> 01:18:17,297 I'll take the big one! 1312 01:18:17,377 --> 01:18:18,939 They're ruthless! What shall we do? 1313 01:18:19,019 --> 01:18:19,780 What do you have in mind? 1314 01:18:19,860 --> 01:18:20,741 Let's see who kills them first! 1315 01:18:20,861 --> 01:18:21,541 What's the take? 1316 01:18:21,662 --> 01:18:22,823 100 thousand taels of silver 1317 01:18:22,943 --> 01:18:24,064 Charge! 1318 01:19:32,853 --> 01:19:34,374 We tie! 1319 01:19:34,494 --> 01:19:38,979 I'm still alive! 1320 01:19:39,099 --> 01:19:42,783 Hey, both your legs are no match for one of mine! 1321 01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:44,384 You owe me 100 thousand taels 1322 01:19:44,504 --> 01:19:46,987 All because this bitch refuses to die! 1323 01:19:47,107 --> 01:19:47,948 You must commit suicide! 1324 01:19:48,028 --> 01:19:54,354 Anything you say! 1325 01:19:58,478 --> 01:20:00,961 Master is here! 1326 01:20:03,083 --> 01:20:05,646 Get lost, you morons! 1327 01:20:06,967 --> 01:20:09,730 Are they dead? 1328 01:20:09,810 --> 01:20:13,654 Your thugs died in vain! 1329 01:20:13,774 --> 01:20:14,815 You're right! 1330 01:20:14,935 --> 01:20:16,977 They're not here to kill anyone 1331 01:20:17,097 --> 01:20:19,259 They're here for the looks! 1332 01:20:19,379 --> 01:20:20,941 We now have an assignment for you! 1333 01:20:21,061 --> 01:20:23,343 Anything you wish... 1334 01:20:23,463 --> 01:20:25,225 Go spread the word 1335 01:20:25,345 --> 01:20:27,908 Let everyone know Tian Bai Shi's daughter 1336 01:20:28,028 --> 01:20:30,911 will marry Xia Hai Tang's Master tonight 1337 01:20:31,031 --> 01:20:32,192 Yes! 1338 01:20:33,073 --> 01:20:35,515 We must take care of One-eyed Jack 1339 01:20:36,356 --> 01:20:39,159 Wait! Let's see what's up his sleeves! 1340 01:20:39,279 --> 01:20:42,362 Qin Ge, let me introduce you 1341 01:20:42,482 --> 01:20:45,926 He's my boss and your brother-in-law 1342 01:20:47,127 --> 01:20:49,329 Pleasure... 1343 01:20:49,409 --> 01:20:52,132 You want to see me dead, is that right? 1344 01:20:52,212 --> 01:20:53,614 Absolutely! 1345 01:20:53,734 --> 01:20:54,975 Thanks for helping me 1346 01:20:55,055 --> 01:20:57,057 get rid of Huang Da Niang and Mei Du Gu Gu! 1347 01:20:57,177 --> 01:20:58,939 You're ruthless! 1348 01:20:59,059 --> 01:21:00,340 They work for you 1349 01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:01,942 and you want them dead! 1350 01:21:02,062 --> 01:21:05,866 Remember a snake can swallow an elephant! 1351 01:21:05,986 --> 01:21:09,189 I'll marry Tian Si Si tonight! 1352 01:21:09,309 --> 01:21:13,914 That's mean he'll be Tian Bai Shi's heir! 1353 01:21:14,034 --> 01:21:15,756 The entire fortune 1354 01:21:15,876 --> 01:21:18,999 will be ours 1355 01:21:19,079 --> 01:21:20,601 I never wanted a piece of it! 1356 01:21:20,721 --> 01:21:22,282 Why are you after me? 1357 01:21:24,164 --> 01:21:28,168 Either you're playing dumb or you're plain stupid! 1358 01:21:28,288 --> 01:21:28,809 Advisor! 1359 01:21:28,929 --> 01:21:30,170 Yes! 1360 01:21:34,494 --> 01:21:36,737 Do you recognize me, Qin Ge? 1361 01:21:38,298 --> 01:21:39,179 Who is he? 1362 01:21:39,299 --> 01:21:41,261 My Dog advisor! He sets the traps for my enemies! 1363 01:21:41,381 --> 01:21:43,063 Tell them! 1364 01:21:43,183 --> 01:21:44,585 Yes! 1365 01:21:44,665 --> 01:21:48,148 You put up quite an act at the District Office today! 1366 01:21:48,268 --> 01:21:49,269 While you were kneeling 1367 01:21:49,389 --> 01:21:50,631 did you hurt your knee? 1368 01:21:50,751 --> 01:21:52,753 Don't mention it! 1369 01:21:52,833 --> 01:21:53,874 I summoned you here 1370 01:21:53,994 --> 01:21:56,436 to discuss something important 1371 01:21:56,516 --> 01:21:58,879 I'm still investigating the case of the missing girls 1372 01:21:58,959 --> 01:22:00,360 That's what I wanted to know! 1373 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:01,762 Recently, even the richest man 1374 01:22:01,882 --> 01:22:03,604 Tian Bai Shi's daughter is missing 1375 01:22:03,724 --> 01:22:06,126 If we don't solve this case soon 1376 01:22:06,246 --> 01:22:09,690 I'll be fired 1377 01:22:11,612 --> 01:22:13,133 Don't be silly 1378 01:22:13,213 --> 01:22:15,295 The girl outside is Miss Tian! 1379 01:22:15,375 --> 01:22:17,537 Turn her over to me 1380 01:22:17,658 --> 01:22:18,979 I'll escort her back to her father! 1381 01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:20,180 No! 1382 01:22:20,300 --> 01:22:22,302 You fancy her? 1383 01:22:22,382 --> 01:22:25,946 Not me, but Xia Hai Tang! 1384 01:22:26,026 --> 01:22:27,347 Xia Hai Tang? 1385 01:22:27,427 --> 01:22:30,230 Right, I have some leads about the case 1386 01:22:30,350 --> 01:22:32,432 They've been sold by Xia Hai Tang as prostitutes! 1387 01:22:32,552 --> 01:22:33,433 As prostitutes? 1388 01:22:33,513 --> 01:22:37,237 Zhang Hao Er runs the operation 1389 01:22:37,317 --> 01:22:41,081 Mei Du Gu Gu and Huang Da Niang 1390 01:22:41,201 --> 01:22:43,323 handle the actual purchase 1391 01:22:43,443 --> 01:22:44,364 You're sure about this? 1392 01:22:44,484 --> 01:22:46,887 I'll send someone to arrest her! 1393 01:22:46,967 --> 01:22:49,770 No! You mustn't! 1394 01:22:49,890 --> 01:22:51,571 I don't know who's behind this 1395 01:22:51,692 --> 01:22:53,133 Or the location of their headquarter 1396 01:22:53,213 --> 01:22:55,375 How much longer do you need? 1397 01:22:55,495 --> 01:22:57,738 Another day or two! 1398 01:22:57,818 --> 01:22:58,939 Are you sure? 1399 01:22:59,059 --> 01:23:01,501 Don't bullshit me! 1400 01:23:01,622 --> 01:23:03,784 I'm using Tian Si Si as bait 1401 01:23:03,904 --> 01:23:05,065 I'll get the big fish 1402 01:23:09,269 --> 01:23:12,352 Qin Ge, I've swallowed your bait! 1403 01:23:12,432 --> 01:23:13,353 Did you know that? 1404 01:23:13,473 --> 01:23:15,555 There's an informer inside the District Office 1405 01:23:15,676 --> 01:23:18,438 No wonder there has been no progress on the case 1406 01:23:18,518 --> 01:23:19,840 After all... 1407 01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:22,362 we're the biggest gang in Jiang Nan 1408 01:23:22,482 --> 01:23:24,444 We have brothels across the country 1409 01:23:24,524 --> 01:23:25,606 Without some ability 1410 01:23:25,726 --> 01:23:27,567 how can we guarantee the supply? 1411 01:23:27,688 --> 01:23:29,369 An undercover agent like yourself 1412 01:23:29,489 --> 01:23:31,291 wants to destroy us? 1413 01:23:31,371 --> 01:23:33,013 You're too naive! 1414 01:23:33,133 --> 01:23:35,095 You bastards are brothel owners! 1415 01:23:35,215 --> 01:23:37,698 No wonder you want to marry Tian Si Si! 1416 01:23:37,778 --> 01:23:40,941 Now that you've brought it up 1417 01:23:41,021 --> 01:23:42,983 if it hadn't been for you 1418 01:23:43,063 --> 01:23:44,625 I wouldn't need to sell my wife 1419 01:23:44,745 --> 01:23:47,187 and lend money to Qin Ge to get her back! 1420 01:23:47,307 --> 01:23:49,149 Shut up, asshole! 1421 01:23:49,229 --> 01:23:50,671 Release the hostages 1422 01:23:50,791 --> 01:23:52,873 otherwise I'll wipe out Xia Hai Tang! 1423 01:23:52,993 --> 01:23:55,395 Don't be so cocky, kid! 1424 01:23:55,475 --> 01:23:57,237 You'll find out soon enough! 1425 01:23:57,357 --> 01:24:00,040 Darling, take them inside! 1426 01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:02,803 I'll be with you after I fix them! 1427 01:24:02,923 --> 01:24:05,085 Alright! Take them away! 1428 01:24:09,770 --> 01:24:11,612 I know it's not that easy 1429 01:24:11,732 --> 01:24:13,293 to arrest you 1430 01:24:13,373 --> 01:24:16,096 Hurry up! 1431 01:24:18,058 --> 01:24:18,939 Beware of the One-eyed Jack 1432 01:24:19,019 --> 01:24:20,901 He's full of surprises! 1433 01:24:20,981 --> 01:24:21,622 What do you have in mind? 1434 01:24:21,742 --> 01:24:22,422 Let's join hands 1435 01:24:22,542 --> 01:24:23,183 How? 1436 01:24:23,303 --> 01:24:24,865 We take turns! 1437 01:24:26,546 --> 01:24:27,588 You go first! 1438 01:27:38,578 --> 01:27:39,499 It's you! 1439 01:27:39,579 --> 01:27:41,341 Liu Feng Gu! 1440 01:27:43,263 --> 01:27:44,544 What kind of a swordsman are you 1441 01:27:44,665 --> 01:27:46,346 to be involved in such despicable undertaking? 1442 01:27:46,466 --> 01:27:48,388 No wonder you need to hide behind a mask! 1443 01:27:49,069 --> 01:27:51,431 Last time you said we'll meet again 1444 01:27:51,511 --> 01:27:53,233 I believe this is it! 1445 01:27:53,353 --> 01:27:55,515 He can do anything, yet nothing good 1446 01:27:56,677 --> 01:27:58,518 Qin Ge, it's your lucky day! 1447 01:27:58,639 --> 01:28:01,081 You're finished without his help! 1448 01:28:01,161 --> 01:28:04,564 We can go on if you want! 1449 01:28:04,685 --> 01:28:06,086 I'll leave this to you, big Shot! 1450 01:28:06,166 --> 01:28:07,327 I'll go rescue the hostages! 1451 01:29:08,068 --> 01:29:09,710 Hit him... 1452 01:29:22,322 --> 01:29:24,965 Yes! Qin Ge is magnificent! 1453 01:29:27,527 --> 01:29:30,130 Are you hurt? 1454 01:29:30,210 --> 01:29:31,812 Thanks for your concern! 1455 01:29:31,932 --> 01:29:33,934 You better look after your husband! 1456 01:29:34,014 --> 01:29:36,096 He's already dead! 1457 01:29:36,176 --> 01:29:37,577 His kung fu is no match for you 1458 01:29:37,698 --> 01:29:39,660 and you're more good looking 1459 01:29:39,780 --> 01:29:43,383 Cut the crap and prepare for your sentence! 1460 01:29:43,503 --> 01:29:44,585 Don't be like this! 1461 01:29:44,705 --> 01:29:46,386 He forced me to do everything! 1462 01:29:46,506 --> 01:29:47,267 Please give me another chance! 1463 01:29:47,387 --> 01:29:49,710 You bitch! 1464 01:29:53,393 --> 01:29:54,835 Careful! 1465 01:29:58,679 --> 01:30:00,921 Monkey! 1466 01:30:07,688 --> 01:30:11,732 What a shame! 1467 01:30:11,852 --> 01:30:14,655 Qin Ge, how's my future son-in-law? 1468 01:30:15,015 --> 01:30:16,496 Dead! 1469 01:30:16,617 --> 01:30:18,018 Dead? 1470 01:30:18,659 --> 01:30:21,942 How can you be dead, Monkey? 1471 01:30:22,062 --> 01:30:23,744 He died for you! 1472 01:30:23,824 --> 01:30:26,066 That's why I'm crying! 1473 01:30:26,466 --> 01:30:29,269 What's the use? 1474 01:30:29,389 --> 01:30:31,672 I cry because I'm sad 1475 01:30:31,792 --> 01:30:33,794 He was so nice to me 1476 01:30:33,874 --> 01:30:36,236 Gave me covers when I fell asleep 1477 01:30:36,316 --> 01:30:38,518 Saved me when I was in danger 1478 01:30:38,639 --> 01:30:41,401 I'm beginning to like him and he's dead! 1479 01:30:41,521 --> 01:30:42,763 How can I not cry? 1480 01:30:42,883 --> 01:30:44,284 You should cry louder then 1481 01:30:44,364 --> 01:30:46,526 He'll be pleased to hear it! 1482 01:30:48,568 --> 01:30:50,811 Isn't it, Small Potato? 1483 01:30:52,853 --> 01:30:56,416 Don't just nod your head! Say it! 1484 01:30:56,657 --> 01:30:57,738 I heard you! How dangerous! 1485 01:30:57,818 --> 01:30:59,419 Thank goodness I caught it! 1486 01:30:59,539 --> 01:31:01,662 How dare you trick me, you dead Monkey! 1487 01:31:02,542 --> 01:31:03,143 Why are you hitting me? 1488 01:31:03,263 --> 01:31:05,666 I'm your fianc�! I'm entitled! 1489 01:31:06,106 --> 01:31:07,267 Now stop quarrelling, you two 1490 01:31:07,387 --> 01:31:09,189 & give each other a good smooch 1491 01:31:10,305 --> 01:32:10,904 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 95802