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Laura, I'll show
you to your desk.
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Well, you know what to do.
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Yeah.
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Gary, it's me.
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You're dumped.
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[theme music]
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So you're not gay?
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No.
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You're waiting for
something to clear up?
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No.
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It's OK if you've
got micro penis.
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I can work around it.
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My penis is fine, Meg.
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I just didn't think last night
felt like the right time, OK?
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You in a cult?
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Like I said several
times, I just want to wait.
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Yeah, but that
was 12 hours ago,
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so does that
constitute enough wait?
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That suits you, by the way.
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I should give you this back.
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Yeah.
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I really like you, Meg.
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I really like you too, Andrew.
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And it's not like I don't
find you extremely sexy.
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I just want our first
time to be special.
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Yeah, me too.
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I am not in any rush.
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I'll make us some
breakfast then.
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Eggs Royale, OK?
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Oh!
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Oh!
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[knock on door]
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Who goes there?
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SCOTT: It's Scott.
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I heard screaming.
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Is everything OK?
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Scotty, hi.
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Oh, my god.
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Seriously frightening
emergency situation.
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What happened?
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I was having my morning nap--
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Morning-- OK.
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And then I felt a
hand and then I saw her.
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It was the ghost
of Granny Primrose.
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OK, so everything's fine.
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No, what if I'm cursed
like in "The Ring?"
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OK.
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Well, that's not
going to happen so--
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But how do you know?
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Because curses aren't
real, and I don't know,
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maybe it was a good thing.
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Yes.
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Well, it's a sign.
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I mean, I always knew I
was special and gifted,
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but now you're telling
me I'm psychic.
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I didn't say you were psychic.
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I guess I always knew, but
I didn't know know, you know?
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Better get to work.
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When you have a gift, Scott,
it is your duty to share it.
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May I?
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Scotty, this is
very interesting.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Patrick.
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Nathan.
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I'll try to remember
everyone's names.
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We're decorating
a bit for Halloween.
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Didn't want you to
be left out, so--
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Cheers.
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I thought my first day would
be scary enough, but blah.
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You do anything for it?
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For Halloween?
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Big time.
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I always go to my
mate's house party.
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It's legendary and sexy.
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It's pretty out of control.
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It's wild.
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Like me.
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You should come.
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All of you.
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So now we have to
have a Halloween party.
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We'll just put some
crackers in a bowl.
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Do a [inaudible] cauldron.
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get some of those
glow-in-the-dark
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skellys from the party shop,
hammer them to the wall.
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Bosh, it's party time.
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I think that might have
a pretty adverse effect
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on our tenancy agreement.
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OK, guys.
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I am really interested in
this, but me now, you won't
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believe this but I'm psychic.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I don't believe it.
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Meg, I saw the ghost
of Granny Primrose.
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Yeah.
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Granny Primrose is still alive.
- Is she?
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Yes.
She's alive.
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She just lives in
a nursing home,
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and you never go and see her.
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Well, in my dream,
she was definitely dead.
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So maybe that means
that she's going to die
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and I've predicted it.
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Well, she is 83.
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Put the point is, Meg,
I have a psychic gift.
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Scott said so.
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He was really impressed.
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Scott?
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We're not jealous,
are we, Meg?
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You've got Andrew now.
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Yeah, I know.
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Don't get me wrong.
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Andrew ticks all the boxes.
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Fit.
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Clever.
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Text me back on the same day.
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Has he ticked your
box though, Meg?
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Still no.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Meg.
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Isn't that like date four?
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Five.
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I think he's being a gentleman.
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What is enough?
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And I'm trying to be cool
about it, but OK, real talk.
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I'm on a new pill.
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Why are you whispering?
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It's just us.
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I'm on a new pill, and
it's making me very charged
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sexually.
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Soggy box?
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Yeah, I had rub one
out in his own suite.
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Now I've got that image.
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Right.
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It's time to bring
out the big guns.
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If he's playing hard to
get, you play it harder.
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Be demure, mysterious, coy.
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I can do that.
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Ugh.
All right.
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[inaudible]
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Sorry.
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Welcome to my house.
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Would you like to come
in for a night cap?
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Night cap is code for sex.
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Right.
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Sh.
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Hey, party people.
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Hello.
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Hi.
I'm Andrew.
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Bunny.
Hi.
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I'm starving.
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Is that a take?
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Did someone have a few drinks?
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Someone did.
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Yes.
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Do you want a
cheese stick, Andrew?
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No thanks.
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I'm sober.
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Oh, I do.
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What film is this?
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"[inaudible] Castle."
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It's murder.
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God, I hate these films.
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Pure patriarchal fantasy.
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If you ask me, fetishizing
violence against women,
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now that is the scariest
thing about Halloween.
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Do you know what I mean?
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What did you have for
dinner, a dictionary?
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Andrew is a feminist.
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Should I show you
the boudoir, Andrew?
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Are you going to OK
up the ladder, Meg?
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The ladder?
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MEG: I've seriously got
a five-star room rating.
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ANDREW: Probably not anymore.
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No.
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MEG: Come on.
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This way.
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Look, I know you want to wait,
but I think we should just
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shag now and get it over with.
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You're very drunk.
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Not that drunk.
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So you don't have to worry.
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It wouldn't be rape
because I'm up for it.
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I'm saying yes.
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Please have sex with me.
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Feel down here if
you don't believe me.
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I've got a well soggy box.
- OK.
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Yeah.
Wow.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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I'd better go.
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I've work in the morning.
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So do I. Big deal.
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Come here.
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Lie down.
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Oh, why are you tucking me in?
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Sweet dreams.
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Oh, don't go.
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Please.
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[sighing]
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It's a limited
broadband threading
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the roof, plus the fiber optic.
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Laura Wiley,
sign here, please.
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Sorry.
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Do you mind holding
for one moment?
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Just what the fuck
are you do here, Plank?
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I needed to see you.
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You can't just leave
without any explanation.
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I've told you, I'm
focusing on my career.
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Everything OK?
Who are you?
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I'm her boyfriend.
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Oh, I guess we'll be
seeing you at this epic
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Halloween party then?
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What epic Halloween party?
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You're not invited.
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I know what's
happening here, Laura.
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All these men are gorgeous.
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All right.
Gee.
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Please, Laura.
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Just get out before
I have you thrown out.
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Security!
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He's not a real courier.
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He's not my boyfriend.
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He's more like a stalker
that I barely know.
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So you coming to the party then?
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Yeah.
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I might come by later.
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Might?
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What time might you come?
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I'll text you.
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All right, back to, you.
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Let's sell the shit
out this broadband.
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Fucking might?
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Oh.
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Hi, Scott.
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Hi.
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I just want to say thank you
so much for enlightening me
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about my gift.
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Sorry?
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My psychic abilities.
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I'd love to repay the
favor if you let me.
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We're having a get together.
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On Friday night, yeah.
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Laura told me about this
slutty Halloween party.
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Oh, Laura.
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How uncouth.
No.
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No.
No.
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No.
No.
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No.
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You see, to me as a
psychic, Halloween is really
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all about exploring the veil
between the living and the dead
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when it's at its thinnest.
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- Do I need to wear a costume?
- Yes, please.
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OK.
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Well, we've both
look sensational.
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You should seriously wear
that outfit more often.
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MEG: Guys, are you
ready to be afraid?
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Of what?
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I don't know you.
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I'm the scariest thing
of all, the patriarchy.
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Props.
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Briefcase full of porn--
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sexist-- and binoculars, with
which to objectify women.
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Ooh, boobies.
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It's so political.
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Andrew is going to love it.
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What does that mean?
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Well, it's a joke.
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Meg, men hate it when
girls make jokes.
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Everyone knows that.
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And just to be clear, you
two still haven't fucked.
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No.
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All right.
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You're getting changed.
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Oh, come on.
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00:10:56,367 --> 00:10:59,600
It's Meg [inaudible].
276
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:00,533
You're sure about this?
277
00:11:00,633 --> 00:11:01,600
Much better.
278
00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:02,833
Now you look like her.
279
00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:05,333
Yeah, it's definitely
really political.
280
00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:07,767
I can't take anymore
rejection from Andrew.
281
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:08,867
It's make or break tonight.
282
00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:10,233
If you're really
desperate, you
283
00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:11,400
can always do the come bluff.
284
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,533
Good call.
285
00:11:12,633 --> 00:11:14,100
Wait, the what?
286
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,667
What is it?
287
00:11:15,767 --> 00:11:18,933
The come bluff is a technique
I normally save for the truly
288
00:11:19,033 --> 00:11:21,567
unattainable grade-A motive.
289
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:22,933
What is it?
290
00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:24,667
Well, you just tell him you
haven't come from sex before.
291
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:25,667
They come as a challenge.
292
00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:27,300
Wow.
293
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,833
God, I hate this fit for a party
when you feel like no one is
294
00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:31,033
going to turn up.
295
00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:33,000
You have invited
people, haven't you?
296
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,700
Well, who have you invited?
297
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,833
Just spirits, but
obviously only I
298
00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:37,900
can communicate with them.
299
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,367
So guys-- yep,
yep, they're here.
300
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,633
Oh, and Scott.
301
00:11:42,733 --> 00:11:43,800
Bless him.
302
00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:45,267
I think he might
be in love with me.
303
00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:46,867
We shared my
spiritual awakening.
304
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,500
You mean he wants to fuck you.
305
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,233
Tonight is about
channeling my gift.
306
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,767
Sex doesn't come into it.
307
00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:53,300
I mean, your
tits are right out.
308
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,500
They called and said hi.
309
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,000
They said they might
not come till later.
310
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:56,900
Might?
311
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,467
[knock on door]
312
00:11:58,567 --> 00:11:59,700
Right.
313
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,733
Get the music on.
314
00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:06,067
Remember slutty party, guys.
315
00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:07,967
There's someone
dressed as Santa.
316
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,200
Oh, and Andrew.
317
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,933
OK, make it look
like we're having fun.
318
00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:13,300
Let's dance.
319
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,867
Dance!
320
00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,333
Sluttier.
321
00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:17,233
Slutty funk.
322
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,800
Andrew, do come in.
323
00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,767
Oh.
324
00:12:28,867 --> 00:12:30,000
Hey.
325
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:30,933
You came.
326
00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:32,500
That's cool.
327
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,633
Sorry, I didn't see you.
328
00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:36,933
I was just busy dancing
and having a great time.
329
00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:38,500
Is that Nathan?
330
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,567
Who's Nathan?
331
00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:40,833
Gary, out.
332
00:12:40,933 --> 00:12:41,767
Now.
333
00:12:41,867 --> 00:12:43,567
You look nice.
334
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:44,500
What are you supposed to be?
335
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,000
I'm a porn person.
336
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,733
It's political.
337
00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,667
How?
338
00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:51,967
Empowering.
339
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:54,700
Look, I know it's over,
and you've moved on.
340
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,967
You've been wasting your
time with a loser like me
341
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,000
for too long time now.
342
00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:58,967
Correct.
343
00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:00,267
Let me come to your party.
344
00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:03,300
I'll be no trouble.
- All right.
345
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,667
You can stay because I need
to get my numbers up in case
346
00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:06,767
my work mates come.
347
00:13:06,867 --> 00:13:08,467
And if they do
come, you can leave.
348
00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:09,733
Deal?
- Deal.
349
00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:10,633
[knock on door]
350
00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:12,267
It's Scott.
351
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,400
Oh, and someone
else come for you.
352
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,767
Let's dance.
353
00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:16,867
Dance!
354
00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:18,933
He's made a real
effort for me.
355
00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:20,800
Bless him.
356
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,667
Scott, hi.
357
00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:24,667
Oh, who are you?
358
00:13:24,767 --> 00:13:30,233
This is Lizzie, my girlfriend.
359
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,233
Hi.
360
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,233
Hi.
361
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,067
Happy Halloween.
362
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:43,000
Happy Halloween.
363
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,000
[gasping]
364
00:13:47,867 --> 00:13:49,600
What's in that?
365
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,100
My special recipe--
366
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:56,533
beer, absinthe, whiskey, rum,
wine, orange squash, milk.
367
00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:59,900
So Lizzie, has Scott
told you I'm psychic?
368
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,267
Psychic?
369
00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:02,000
No.
370
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,033
Yes.
371
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,333
It is impressive, isn't it?
372
00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:07,300
Oh, the spirits.
373
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:10,433
Oh, they're getting restless.
374
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:11,933
It's time for the
seance to commence.
375
00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:13,733
Oh, fucking hell.
376
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:17,533
Guys, as it's Halloween,
the veil between the living
377
00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:20,167
and the dead is at
its thinnest, so I'm
378
00:14:20,267 --> 00:14:23,633
going to use my gift to
contact spirits or souls
379
00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:25,800
using a method called souling.
380
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,033
Souling?
381
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,100
Is that short for assholing?
382
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,033
I love you.
383
00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:30,267
Shut up.
384
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:32,667
OK, I'm channeling
the other side now.
385
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:35,267
So does anybody have
anything they'd like to ask?
386
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:36,233
Yep.
387
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,667
What time is Nathan
getting here?
388
00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:39,000
Yeah, I'm not going to
bother the spirits with that.
389
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,633
Do you have a proper question?
- Yep.
390
00:14:40,733 --> 00:14:41,867
[inaudible]?
391
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:43,233
I don't think it's bollocks.
392
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,000
Thank you, Lizzie.
393
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,467
And I will start with you.
394
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:48,000
Could you cross my
palm with silver?
395
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:58,800
Hm.
396
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,667
This is interesting.
397
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,067
This is about your relationship.
398
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,233
You're in a new
relationship, am I right?
399
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,000
Yes.
400
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,100
I sense that.
401
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,367
You didn't really
sense it though.
402
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,833
I mean.
403
00:15:14,933 --> 00:15:15,867
Oh.
404
00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:17,000
No, is it bad?
405
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:17,900
Yep.
406
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,500
This does denote death.
407
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,567
Oh, my god.
408
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:21,833
You might not die.
409
00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:23,600
It just means that the
relationship itself is doomed.
410
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,200
Bloody hell, Bunny.
411
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,567
Oh, no.
412
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,533
It's not real.
413
00:15:28,633 --> 00:15:29,867
Shall we play a game?
414
00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:31,367
- Yes.
- No.
415
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:31,967
No.
No.
416
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:32,967
Wait.
Wait.
417
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:35,867
OK, no, I'm getting something.
418
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:38,467
I'm getting the spirit as a man.
419
00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:39,867
Does that mean
anything to anybody?
420
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:42,100
- No.
- He's northern.
421
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,833
Ask him if his name is Nigel.
422
00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:45,733
Of course, it's not
fucking Nigel, Gary.
423
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:46,767
It might be.
424
00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:47,933
No it is.
425
00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:48,900
It is Nigel.
426
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,067
Uncle Nige.
427
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:54,500
Yeah, he's saying
sorry I had to go.
428
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,867
Yeah?
429
00:15:55,967 --> 00:15:57,500
He only died a few weeks ago.
430
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,433
Is he OK?
431
00:15:58,533 --> 00:15:59,367
No, Gary.
432
00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:00,500
He's dead.
433
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,767
You were quite
close, weren't you?
434
00:16:01,867 --> 00:16:03,267
Yeah.
435
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:05,000
After me Dad left, me mom
were left on the road with me
436
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,233
and me brother.
437
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,467
So uncle Nigel kind
of the closest thing
438
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,500
I had to a real dad.
439
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,000
--closest thing you
had to a real dad.
440
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:10,933
Fuck sake.
441
00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:12,100
I'm sorry.
442
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,033
Nothing to be
embarrassed about, mate.
443
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:17,433
He's saying, hi, Gary.
444
00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:19,033
Hi, Nige.
445
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,600
He's wearing trousers.
446
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,567
He always wore trousers.
447
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,467
And he has as a wallet.
448
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:26,600
Nige.
449
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,767
And there are pen and paper.
450
00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:30,367
That makes sense.
451
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:31,800
He always wrote stuff down.
452
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,033
What else?
453
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,500
Ask him if he's met Prince.
454
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:35,433
Ugh.
455
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,533
He's gone now.
456
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,767
But it just goes to show that
the souls of the dead, they
457
00:16:43,867 --> 00:16:45,033
never leave us.
458
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:45,967
That's 5 pounds, Gary.
459
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,300
Great.
460
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,667
Drinking game?
- Yes.
461
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:49,600
Yes, please.
462
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:50,333
No, I'm not done yet.
463
00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:51,900
You're being a bus kill.
464
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,833
This isn't a saucy party.
465
00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:55,167
Let's play I've never.
466
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:56,400
Everyone knows the rules.
467
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,800
If you have done it, you drink.
468
00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,300
If you haven't
done it, you don't
469
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,267
I've have never witnessed
such disrespect for the dead.
470
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:02,633
That's not the game.
471
00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:05,167
I've never been so heart
broken in all me life.
472
00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:07,200
I've never been so in love.
473
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,233
Again, it's not the game.
474
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,300
I've never come
from having sex.
475
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,767
Really?
476
00:17:16,867 --> 00:17:18,767
Are you sure?
477
00:17:18,867 --> 00:17:21,567
M-hm.
478
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:27,333
So did you just
fake it then or what?
479
00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:28,500
No.
480
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,833
Never come from
having sex, Scott.
481
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:31,367
So let's just drop it.
482
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,633
That can't possibly be true.
483
00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:34,533
All right, Scott.
484
00:17:34,633 --> 00:17:35,667
Just leave it.
485
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:36,733
Why do you care so much anyway?
486
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:38,100
I'm just curious.
487
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,767
Shall we play
a different game?
488
00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:40,867
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
489
00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:41,767
Yeah.
490
00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:42,967
You two had sex?
491
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:45,367
Yeah, we had, but
it was no big deal.
492
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:47,867
I was talking
about Scott and Meg.
493
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,200
Oh, sorry.
494
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,133
Yeah, they have had.
495
00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:53,100
What the fuck.
496
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,133
All right.
I see.
497
00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:55,367
Please don't leave.
498
00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:56,500
- Just going to the toilet.
- All right.
499
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,767
That's fine.
- Just let me explain.
500
00:17:57,867 --> 00:17:58,900
Why would you
take me to a party
501
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,467
where you've slept
with two people?
502
00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:02,533
Anyone else in the
building you slept with?
503
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:04,000
Lizzie, don't leave.
504
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,967
Lizzie.
505
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:08,533
Thanks a lot, guys.
506
00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:09,500
Great party.
507
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,100
Whew boy.
508
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,800
Somebody wasn't ready
to hear the truth.
509
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:14,567
I'll go over now.
510
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:15,567
Scott will need me.
511
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,333
Bunny, just leave it.
512
00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:19,267
You've already caused
a massive fight.
513
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:20,467
I think you've done enough.
514
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,700
Oh, you can never
do enough, Meg,
515
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,433
not when you have the gift.
516
00:18:27,633 --> 00:18:30,267
And she just shattered
all hopes of me
517
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:31,700
ever sleeping with Andrew.
518
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,667
It's a bust all around.
519
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:34,700
Party is over.
520
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,800
Nathan's not coming, is he?
521
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:36,800
Who is Nathan?
522
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,967
The guy I want to fuck, Gus.
523
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:44,033
Bollocks, I look well
hot and all for a waste.
524
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,567
Scottie, is
everything all right?
525
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,467
I just want to say I'm sorry.
526
00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:54,100
Sorry that my psychic
abilities caused you a rift,
527
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,933
not only between this
world and the next,
528
00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:58,300
but also in your most
sacred relationship.
529
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,633
You're not psychic, Bunny.
530
00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:01,800
You're psychotic.
531
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,367
Then how do you
explain me predicting
532
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:05,633
the end of your
relationship with Lizzie?
533
00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:06,567
Bunny.
534
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:07,933
What?
535
00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:10,600
Thank you so much for just
laying it all out in the open.
536
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,633
Me and Scott talked about
it, and he explained
537
00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:14,567
that you meant nothing.
538
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:15,400
Nothing at all.
539
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,500
That it was just meaningless.
540
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,700
Clinical if anything.
541
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,367
Said he pretty much
brought the whole thing out.
542
00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:21,400
Good.
543
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:22,833
Thank god for your
psychic abilities.
544
00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:24,067
We're stronger than ever.
545
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,100
Yep.
546
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,733
Better be off then.
547
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:50,167
One more drink before you go?
548
00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:51,067
OK.
549
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,300
To mates.
550
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,233
Mates.
551
00:20:06,267 --> 00:20:07,933
Outfit suits you, by they way.
552
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,667
So do yours.
553
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:10,600
I like you with a beard.
554
00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:16,533
Do you want to come
and sit on Santa's knee?
555
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,500
Just as mates like.
556
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,533
All right.
557
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,600
Can mates still kiss?
558
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,167
He was nothing.
559
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:38,567
He was just a shag,
just a meaningless notch
560
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:39,367
on the bedpost.
561
00:20:39,467 --> 00:20:41,133
He seemed like a nice guy.
562
00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:47,200
Lovely bloke, but
just a fling, really.
563
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:50,700
See, this is exactly
what I'm worried about.
564
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,800
I want more with
you than just sex.
565
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:54,700
Definitely.
566
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,867
Yeah.
567
00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:57,700
I've been in this
situation before,
568
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,567
and I don't want to get hurt.
569
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,033
I trust you.
570
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:03,633
That's why I've waited.
571
00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:06,133
I just think it's so
important that we're
572
00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:07,533
honest with each other.
573
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:08,633
Yep.
574
00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:10,533
I completely agree.
575
00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:14,600
We should absolutely be
honest with each other.
576
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:19,633
So is it true you've
never come from sex before?
577
00:21:19,733 --> 00:21:20,867
Yep.
578
00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:24,233
Well, then maybe we
should rectify that.
579
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:34,967
You sure this is OK?
580
00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:35,933
Yeah.
581
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:36,900
It's fine.
582
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,333
Just put it straight in.
583
00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:40,100
Oh!
584
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,167
Oh, thank god!
585
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:43,567
Oh.
586
00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:44,967
Oh.
587
00:21:45,067 --> 00:21:46,533
Oh!
588
00:21:46,633 --> 00:21:47,933
Oh.
589
00:21:48,033 --> 00:21:49,100
Wow.
590
00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:58,533
Actually, can we stop?
591
00:21:58,633 --> 00:22:04,167
It's just I'm not really
feeling it now that I've ah--
592
00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:05,567
Yep.
Sure.
593
00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:06,500
Yeah.
594
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,200
Jesus.
595
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,700
Close the deal, Gary.
596
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,067
I'm closing it.
597
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,600
Can we come--
598
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,067
Hi.
599
00:22:20,167 --> 00:22:21,000
Everything all right?
600
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,767
Yeah.
601
00:22:22,867 --> 00:22:25,567
You've met Gary.
602
00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:26,900
All right, mate.
603
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,867
All right.
604
00:22:27,967 --> 00:22:30,900
Guys, can you keep it down?
605
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,433
What's all the commosh?
606
00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:35,800
[crying]
607
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,533
Has he just--
608
00:22:40,633 --> 00:22:41,467
No.
609
00:22:41,567 --> 00:22:43,267
Yeah.
610
00:22:43,367 --> 00:22:44,833
- Should we go?
- Yeah.
611
00:22:44,933 --> 00:22:45,733
Yeah.
612
00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:47,100
We're going to go.
613
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,333
See you Monday, Laura.
614
00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:49,667
Should we?
615
00:22:49,767 --> 00:22:51,600
Yeah.
616
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,100
See you.
617
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,400
Thanks a lot, Santa.
618
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,000
Get out!
619
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:02,200
Take the binge with ya.
620
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:06,533
Out!
621
00:23:06,633 --> 00:23:09,333
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