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[music playing]
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[moaning]
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God, yes, oh, [non-english]
that is faultless work.
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Oh, good-- good chap.
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[moaning]
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Stop.
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Stop what?
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Oopsie.
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Sozzles, Meg.
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Didn't really have
anywhere else to go.
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What?
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Hi.
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You must be Meg.
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You actually think
this is OK, don't you?
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Um--
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[theme music]
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Meg, what are you doing?
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Get out.
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Horrible things are
happening up there, Mark.
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It's a violation.
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I've basically been assaulted.
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What are you on about?
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Bunny is getting licked
out by some rando in my bed
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while I'm in it, not OK.
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When she moved into the
loft, I specifically
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said no sex guests.
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We had a deal.
- Go to sleep.
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It's abuse, Mark.
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I've basically been abused.
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[loud moaning]
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And it's not fair.
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I wish I was getting licked out.
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Remember when you used
to lick me out, Mark?
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Mark, remember when you used--
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Meg, just go to sleep.
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You were good at it, when
you did it, which was, granted,
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only when you wanted
me to fellate you.
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Couples always pretend oral
is not tit for tat, but it is.
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Tit for tat, Mark?
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Magg Meg, stop being creepy.
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Come on.
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I know you want it.
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Can you get your hand
off my cock, please?
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Could do, or--
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Meg, stop it.
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I told you before, I don't
want to have any kind
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of sex with you ever again.
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Is that clear?
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Bit gay.
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What?
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OK.
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This is why I'm moving out.
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So you keep saying.
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I'll, uh, be on the sofa if you
change your mind, about having
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sex with me, I mean.
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Just so you know,
the offer is here.
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Bastard bag, piece of shit.
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Come on.
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Right, in you go.
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Right, you carry
on sleeping, Gary.
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I'll sort all your shit out.
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Laura, what are you doing?
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You promised when
I moved in with you,
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you'd make space for my shit.
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Plenty of room, you said.
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Oh, it won't feel
overcrowded with two of us.
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But they're me clothes.
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They're shit, Gary.
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I'm doing us both a favor.
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You're insane, woman.
Look.
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We can go and get
a bigger wardrobe.
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We can't go back to
Bargain Interiors, Gary.
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The magistrate was
very clear about that.
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Laura, please, calm down.
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Listen.
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Maybe it's time we moved.
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I can afford to pay
a bit more rent now,
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what with the new job.
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Keep talking.
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OK.
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I mean, who turns
down a blowie?
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He's probably got a bird.
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He definitely hasn't.
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How do you know?
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I just know.
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You've been checking
his phone, haven't you?
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Yeah.
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Well, there's only
one explanation.
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I always suspected it.
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It's obvious, Meg.
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- He's gay.
- He hates you.
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Wait.
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Shut up.
What?
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He's gay, mate.
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Yes.
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Yes, gay, I like it.
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Mark's gay.
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That's why he rejected me.
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It's the only
logical explanation
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for turning down this.
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Except for it's not
because, it's actually
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just that he hates you.
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MEG: No, he doesn't.
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And even if he
did, hating someone
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is not enough of a reason
to not sleep with them.
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Agreed, you can still
sleep with people you hate.
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I do it with Gary all the time.
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BUNNY: Like, don't
be ridiculous.
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If that were true, then I would
be hate sleeping with Julian.
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Who?
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He's my costar in the play.
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Oh, yeah, that.
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I hate him.
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And you will see how good I
am at acting when you come
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and watch the play,
because I have
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to act like I don't hate
him, whereas in reality I
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actually do hate him.
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Like, sure, he's
conventionally good-looking.
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But, God, I could never
imagine sleeping with him.
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Oh, no, God, uh, uck.
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It sounds a bit like you
do want to sleep with him.
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I will not be sleeping
with him because I hate him,
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just like Mark hates you, Meg.
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Doesn't hate me, is gay.
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By the way, I spoke to Mark
about the whole breathing
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space issue, and he's more than
happy to move out forthwith.
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So he is moving
out, interesting.
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So I've decided I'll
be taking his room,
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because it's the big room.
- Uh, no, you won't.
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Who's he moving in with,
anyway, his boyfriend?
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You know that's not
true, Meg, given his very
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heterosexually active past.
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Maybe he was trying to fuck
the gay out of his system.
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BUNNY: Just accept it.
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He's just not that into you.
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God, I'd bet money on it.
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You haven't got any money.
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Fine.
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I will bet Mark's room on it.
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- Deal.
- Deal.
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All right, so whoever is
right gets the big bedroom,
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and whoever is
wrong gets the loft.
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Laura, witness.
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Love a good bet, me.
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Swear on Granny's life.
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Which one?
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The alive one.
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Got it.
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I think the previous
owners went to prison,
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but the flat itself
is perfectly safe.
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That smell, oh,
Gaz, have you farted?
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Oh, that might be
the sewage works.
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They're just-- well, you
can see for yourselves--
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outside the window.
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Sorry.
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But do you have anywhere that
doesn't smell of shit, like?
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I'm afraid this
is the best you're
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gonna get on your budget.
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Obviously, if you wanted
to go a little higher,
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you'd be surprised.
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I can't afford
to go any higher.
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You'd see a great
improvement if you were
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willing to go a little higher.
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OK, yeah, I'd like to pay
more money than we can afford
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for where we live, please.
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Great.
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I go to work, and I come home.
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I expect certain things.
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(WITH STRANGE ACCENT)
But (WITH I would
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go to work if you'd let me.
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But this place, it's
just like a prison.
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I'm sorry.
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Are you going to
do it like that?
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Like what?
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Well, it's just quite a
weird choice, considering
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what's about to happen.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Should we just do the
whole play your way?
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Yeah, maybe we should.
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You have serious
control issues.
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Do I?
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Well, at least I
can fucking act.
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Okey dokey, let's just
trying and redirect some
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of this awesome energy, guys.
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Yeah.
[clearing throat]
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- Uh, let's try scene 11.
- Oh.
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Oh.
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I know we were
struggling with this.
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Some of these sex scenes
can be pretty uncomfortable.
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So I was thinking we
might try an exercise.
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Of course, yes.
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So let's just talk
through what might happen
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between you two sexually first.
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Oh, Jesus, no, absolutely not.
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Oh, I-- I mean, between
the characters in the play.
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Oh, right, sorry.
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Sorry, yes, of course.
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So if you were
having consensual sex--
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[throat clearing]
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--as the characters, how
might you, he, initiate, Julian?
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I think he'd start by kissing
her quite firmly on the lips.
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Would he?
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Kiss her neck, unbutton her
shit, maybe kiss her tits.
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Right.
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Maybe a gentle
bite on the nipple.
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Uh, um, uh, my character
would-- would-- would
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love that, but I wouldn't.
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I would hate it.
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Gently caress her inner
thigh, tease her pussy.
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My character would
think that was great.
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Uh, then I'd check if
she was wet by sticking
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my fingers inside her.
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And then I-- well, he-- um,
would probably go down on her.
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Shall I keep going?
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Yes, you can.
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No, uh, I think that's good.
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You cool, Bunny?
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You seem a bit distracted.
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No.
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I'm absolutely fine.
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OK, great, guys.
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Were you acting then?
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Because you really
weren't very convincing.
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Oh, fuck you.
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Oh, "Elton John
Live," that's yours.
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Isn't it, Mark?
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You can keep it.
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Oh, don't forget.
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You've left your
cleanser in the bathroom.
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Oh, yeah, cheers.
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All right, how much
rent do you pay here?
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All together,
99% of my income.
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Oh, my God, look how neat
and tidy these boxes are.
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That is the gayest
packing I've ever seen.
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Might as well take
the big room now.
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Yeah, told you, gay.
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All blokes are.
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That's why they're always
asking you to do them
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up the bum with a strap on.
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I need to call
the estate agent.
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I want to live here, Meg.
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Do you think we could share
the big room, split the rent?
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Well, I mean,
financially it's ideal.
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But sexually, it could
be a bit of a hindrance.
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I mean, what if I
get lucky, Laura?
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Then where would you sleep?
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So I can move in then?
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Yeah.
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Oh, this will be mega, all
three of us living together.
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It'll be like Kavos.
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Except Meg won't be
ruining it by learning Greek.
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This is what I need,
finally, living with people
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who flush the toilet.
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Where is Gary gonna live?
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He can stay put.
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I'll work out how to tell him.
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We'll take it.
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REALTOR: Great.
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This place is mint.
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And it really is a bargain.
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Yeah.
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Uh, do the neighbors
like parties,
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do you know, and trumpet?
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I'm taking lessons, so--
265
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,633
Oh.
266
00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:28,933
Laura.
267
00:10:29,033 --> 00:10:30,433
When is it available, please?
268
00:10:30,533 --> 00:10:32,300
Oh, immediately.
269
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,067
Is there anywhere
my lizard can sleep?
270
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,467
REALTOR: Oh, do you have pets?
271
00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:36,767
Yeah, tons of lizards.
272
00:10:36,867 --> 00:10:38,133
No, we don't.
273
00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:39,867
We'd have to get those
cleared with the landlord.
274
00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:41,033
Well, best you
do, because I don't
275
00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:44,167
go anywhere without my lizards.
276
00:10:44,267 --> 00:10:48,633
So, uh, anyway, the bathrooms
have underfloor heating,
277
00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:50,567
and there's a downstairs toilet.
278
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:51,567
We won't be needing that.
279
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:52,733
We usually just go outside.
280
00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:55,367
Don't we, Gaz?
281
00:10:55,467 --> 00:10:56,700
I see.
282
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,200
Do excuse us a moment.
283
00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,767
Do you think you can
dial down the weirdo?
284
00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:03,867
What?
285
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:04,967
I'm having trumpet
lessons, Gary.
286
00:11:05,067 --> 00:11:05,900
You know [inaudible].
287
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,167
You aren't.
288
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,500
If you don't want to
live here, just tell me.
289
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,633
Of course, I do.
290
00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:13,733
Right, we'll sign.
291
00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:17,367
REALTOR: Great,
excellent decision.
292
00:11:17,467 --> 00:11:19,867
I don't think you
will be disappointed.
293
00:11:19,967 --> 00:11:21,500
I've got the
deposit money in cash.
294
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,833
Wonderful, here is
the agreement, if you
295
00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:28,333
just want to, uh, sign there.
296
00:11:28,433 --> 00:11:31,267
[music playing]
297
00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:38,933
MEG: That was one way
to solve it, yes, Laura.
298
00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:41,000
Dreading this, I
hate theater, me.
299
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,333
It's boring.
300
00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:43,933
Get told off for
being on your phone.
301
00:11:44,033 --> 00:11:47,567
And they don't have any
windows to look out of.
302
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,700
What's Mark doing here?
303
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:53,033
Oh, yeah, he loves theater.
304
00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:55,167
LAURA: Loves
theater, the evidence
305
00:11:55,267 --> 00:11:56,800
just keeps mounting up, Meg.
306
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:57,767
He's brought someone.
307
00:11:57,867 --> 00:12:00,000
Do you reckon it's his date?
308
00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,633
Yo, my bitches.
309
00:12:01,733 --> 00:12:02,967
All right, ladies, how do?
310
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:04,133
Been better.
311
00:12:04,233 --> 00:12:05,500
What's the matter with her?
312
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,100
- I don't want to talk about it.
- Go on.
313
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,667
Fill us in, Laura.
314
00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:11,333
OK, I'll tell you, because you
are going to find out, anyway.
315
00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:13,433
Mark is gay.
316
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,800
Is he?
317
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:18,467
Oh, yeah, that makes sense,
because you look a bit like a--
318
00:12:18,567 --> 00:12:21,300
not a fella, but
a bit androgynous.
319
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,867
Oh, yeah, and didn't
somebody ask you the other day
320
00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:25,900
if you were transitioning?
321
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,733
It is a goiter, not
an Adam's apple, OK?
322
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:29,833
Thanks for the sympathy.
323
00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:31,200
A bit of support
wouldn't go amiss.
324
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:33,133
Oh, yeah, 'cause I
thought we were here
325
00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:34,767
to support your cousin,
you know, trying
326
00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:36,067
to make something of her life.
327
00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:38,133
But we can make it all
about you if you want.
328
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:40,067
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gents,
please take your seats.
329
00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:41,933
This evening's performance
of "Ripples of Heart"
330
00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:44,200
is about to begin.
331
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,367
Do you think I'm
androgynous, Laura?
332
00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:47,767
No way.
333
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:48,733
I'll be honest.
334
00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:49,867
I don't know what it means.
335
00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:50,833
That you look both
male and female.
336
00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:52,033
Oh, right, yeah, you do.
337
00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:04,300
I go to work.
338
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,067
I come home.
339
00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:06,533
I expect certain things.
340
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:08,900
I would go to work
if you'd let me.
341
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,600
But this place, it's
just like a prison.
342
00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:13,833
Where is my goddamn shoe horn?
343
00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:15,400
Goddamn you, this is bullcrap.
344
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:18,000
I just want things left
in their proper place.
345
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:20,400
What do I gotta do to open
up them ears of yours?
346
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:24,800
My ears are open, but it
is my heart that is closed.
347
00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:26,100
I don't know who I am anymore.
348
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,767
JULIAN: You are
supposed to be my wife.
349
00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:32,167
Eight hours a day, busting
my balls for me to come home,
350
00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:33,867
you ain't even
found my shoe horn.
351
00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:35,333
You do not please me any.
352
00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:36,700
[sobbing]
353
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,500
Oh, don't you cry.
354
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,167
You know that makes me fall in
love with you all over again.
355
00:13:43,267 --> 00:13:45,267
You gotta learn
to be a good girl.
356
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,267
BUNNY: Oh.
357
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,433
JULIAN: I treat you real nice.
358
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,433
[moaning]
359
00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:57,867
Oh, God.
360
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,433
Oh, blow it.
361
00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:00,433
Oh, God.
362
00:14:00,533 --> 00:14:03,000
[moaning]
363
00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:09,733
Oh, God.
364
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:12,667
[loud moaning]
365
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,600
Oh, God.
366
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:21,600
[moaning]
367
00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,367
You want to kill me, huh?
368
00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:34,633
Is that what you want, huh?
369
00:14:34,733 --> 00:14:35,567
[gunfire]
370
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:36,967
Oh.
371
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,933
[gasping]
372
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:40,500
[gunfire]
373
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,867
[moaning]
374
00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:46,000
[gunfire]
375
00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:51,767
[moan]
376
00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:52,733
[gunshot]
377
00:14:56,233 --> 00:14:57,533
[scattered applause]
378
00:14:58,433 --> 00:14:59,067
Thank God.
379
00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:00,800
To Can we go home now?
380
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,700
[gunshot]
381
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,100
[moan]
382
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,600
This is just the
interval, mate.
383
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,500
Uh, double scotch, please.
384
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,700
No, triple.
385
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:11,733
Two triples.
386
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:12,800
Can't we just go now?
387
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,800
She's dead.
388
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:14,867
She's not coming back on again.
389
00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:16,433
She'll come on
again for the bow.
390
00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:17,900
She won't notice
we're not there.
391
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,933
She's the one who put
us on the front row,
392
00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:22,100
despite all that.
393
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,800
Oh, my God, look at Mark.
394
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:26,500
Is that a white wine spritzer?
395
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,967
Do you think I should
say something to him?
396
00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:30,733
I feel a bit sorry for him.
397
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:33,800
You say that when you're
pissed off at people.
398
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,233
I'm not pissed off.
399
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,200
Who's the real
victim here, Laura--
400
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:40,833
the girl whose ex-boyfriend has
been living a lie, big deal,
401
00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:45,167
or the boy who's been hiding
his sexuality for fear of being
402
00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:47,533
judged and-- and persecuted?
403
00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:50,567
I mean, I just think
it's very, very sad.
404
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,700
- By sad, do you mean annoying?
- Do you know what?
405
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,933
I-- I shouldn't keep
these feelings to myself.
406
00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:56,000
He deserves to know.
407
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,600
Mark, I just want you to
know that I've been digging
408
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,333
around in my emotional larder.
409
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:08,433
Meg, I'm just trying
to enjoy my evening.
410
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:10,300
Hear me out.
411
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:15,433
And I want you to know that I'm
not angry, and I'm not upset.
412
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:17,000
I understand.
413
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:17,933
Fine.
414
00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:20,067
And I pity you.
415
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:22,633
I pity you.
416
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:23,533
Mates?
417
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:30,433
Poor boy.
418
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:33,400
[moaning]
419
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,700
I'm sorry I hurt you.
420
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,667
I'm sorry I betrayed you.
421
00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:45,700
I'm sorry I murdered you.
422
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,033
How can I live like this?
423
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,767
You can't.
424
00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:52,300
[dramatic music]
425
00:16:57,733 --> 00:17:00,567
[gunfire]
426
00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:04,500
[moaning]
427
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:12,567
[scattered applause]
428
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:13,733
MAN: Well, that was shit.
429
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,667
Mark, I think you
misunderstood me before.
430
00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:25,033
What I was trying to say
was what you need right now
431
00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:27,833
is a friend, someone
you can talk to.
432
00:17:27,933 --> 00:17:28,800
And I am that friend.
433
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,067
Come here.
434
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:33,067
I'm not comfortable
with you touching me.
435
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:34,700
Um, this is Carl.
436
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,800
Carl, Meg.
437
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:40,033
Hello, Carl.
438
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,100
So what did we all
think of the play?
439
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,100
Well, the sex was gratuitous.
440
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,300
Nobody wants to see that.
441
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,033
Well, you used to
want to see that, Mark.
442
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,000
Yeah, but it was
pretty disgusting.
443
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,567
Disgusting?
444
00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,633
Oh, it's disgusting to watch a
man and a woman have sex now,
445
00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:53,600
is it?
446
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:57,367
Well, it didn't turn me on.
447
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,867
How long has this
been going on, Mark?
448
00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:01,033
Here's a question for you.
449
00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:02,333
When were you going to tell me?
450
00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:03,733
Or were you just
going to keep dropping
451
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,600
hints until I figured it out?
452
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:06,867
What are you talking about?
453
00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:08,300
Will you give the
lad a break, Meg?
454
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,733
He's going through
a tough time here.
455
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:11,867
I'm going to go
and talk to Bunny
456
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:13,300
and tell her she's lost the bet.
457
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,667
The least I can get out of
this mess is his old room.
458
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,933
Meg told me about
you coming out, Mark.
459
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,300
I'm really proud of you.
460
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:27,433
Best not tell the lads down
at the quarry, though, yeah?
461
00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:28,433
He's lovely.
462
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,733
Bunny, Mark's definitely gay.
463
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:40,833
BUNNY: Oh, God, God.
464
00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:42,200
MEG: Oh, not again.
465
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,433
Meg, oh, please, can you leave?
466
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:46,633
I'm in the middle of
some excellent sex here.
467
00:18:46,733 --> 00:18:49,567
OK, but I just want you to
know, Mark's definitely gay.
468
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:50,867
So I win the bet.
469
00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:53,267
Oh, you must have
turned him then.
470
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:55,167
Well, he said the sight
of you two having sex
471
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:58,133
was disgusting, which it is.
472
00:18:58,233 --> 00:19:00,633
And I told you, you could
have sex with people you hate.
473
00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:02,200
OK, Meg, you win.
474
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:05,233
All right, see you back at
the flat, in the loft, loser.
475
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,367
It's the other hand.
476
00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:08,367
Wait a minute.
477
00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:09,600
You hate me?
478
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,033
Uh, no, I think it's the
other way around, actually.
479
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:14,800
Oh, shut up.
480
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:17,333
[moaning]
481
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:21,733
Meg, just out of interest,
have you been spreading
482
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,300
rumors about my sexuality?
483
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,833
Rumors, facts, whatever.
484
00:19:24,933 --> 00:19:27,567
I'm not gay, Meg, not that
there's anything wrong with it.
485
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,533
I'm just not.
486
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:30,000
I would have thought
the fact that I
487
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,433
used to have a girlfriend
would confirm that.
488
00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:35,167
OK, then, in that case,
why are you at the theater
489
00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:36,567
with another man?
490
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,300
Uh, because I like the
theater, Carl is my friend,
491
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,733
and I'm supporting Bunny.
492
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,133
Sure, and you thought that
watching Bunny having sex
493
00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:44,867
was disgusting.
494
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:48,133
And you didn't think that?
495
00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:51,267
And-- and you
refused a blowie.
496
00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:54,600
I ask you, what straight
man turns down a blowie?
497
00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:58,900
BUNNY: So you think that because
I rejected you, I must be gay.
498
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,967
It's the only
logical explanation.
499
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,000
How about that I'm
just not attracted to you
500
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,167
anymore because I hate you?
501
00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:08,400
Did you think about that?
502
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,100
Of course, I did.
503
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,633
But it can't be
that, because you
504
00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:13,267
can still fuck people you hate.
505
00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:14,867
Bunny is doing it
right now, so--
506
00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:16,500
[blows raspberry]
507
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,833
And this is why I can't
stand being around you.
508
00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:20,400
I despise you.
509
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,967
Um, in fact, if I was concealing
anything, it was just hatred.
510
00:20:24,067 --> 00:20:25,900
You're conceited, and
you're self-obsessed.
511
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,167
Oh, and by the way, you've
got terrible taste in clothes.
512
00:20:30,267 --> 00:20:32,400
That's quite a gay
thing to say, Mark.
513
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,167
Oh, and it turns out you're
a little bit homophobic, too.
514
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,700
OK, I reject that.
515
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:41,700
Oh, just shut up for once in
your sad life and apologize.
516
00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:46,500
I'm sorry for--
517
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,567
Pardon?
518
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,133
I'm sorry for saying
you were gay, OK?
519
00:20:49,233 --> 00:20:52,533
God, he's not gay, everybody.
520
00:20:52,633 --> 00:20:55,600
Bunny, you win.
521
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,500
Win what?
522
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,800
We had a bet on whether
you were homosexual or not,
523
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:02,700
which sounds bad now that I'm
saying it out loud in front
524
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:03,667
of all of these people.
525
00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,033
Well played, Meg.
526
00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:12,733
This was your theory.
527
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,233
You said it first.
528
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,267
I was just trying to
make you feel better.
529
00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:18,433
Can we just go home and
binge drink to forget?
530
00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:26,200
Right.
531
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:27,800
LAURA: It feels
different in here.
532
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:29,400
I think we have a spirit.
533
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:32,333
He has got to be
taking the piss.
534
00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:34,200
Weird energy, it's colder.
535
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:36,367
Is that all he's
left you, Meg?
536
00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:38,400
Oh, my God, all
your stuff's gone.
537
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,733
That's what it is.
538
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:43,967
Yes, Bunny, because Mark's
moved out and taken everything.
539
00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:47,100
I'll crack this.
540
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,300
He can't take all your things.
541
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,367
Well, no, but he can
take his own things,
542
00:21:52,467 --> 00:21:56,900
leaving me with one chair
and the very bleak reality
543
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,800
that I own no things.
544
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:03,067
Oh, he can, yes, turds.
545
00:22:03,167 --> 00:22:05,433
It's sad, really, isn't it?
546
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:09,033
Mark was the only proper
relationship I've ever had.
547
00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:11,867
He's the only one I've
ever really loved.
548
00:22:11,967 --> 00:22:13,433
Soz, couldn't
find any glasses.
549
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,133
It feels weird now
he's actually gone.
550
00:22:19,233 --> 00:22:20,467
It's a good thing, Meg.
551
00:22:20,567 --> 00:22:21,633
It's proper closure.
552
00:22:21,733 --> 00:22:23,167
It's a new chapter.
553
00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:24,967
Yeah, you're right.
554
00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:28,233
And now I get to live
with my two best mates.
555
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:29,233
I'm not living here.
556
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:30,233
You haven't even got a telly.
557
00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:32,100
Oh, poor Meg, look.
558
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,633
I'm still here for you.
559
00:22:33,733 --> 00:22:35,167
I know this is really tough.
560
00:22:35,267 --> 00:22:38,233
Is there anything I can do
to make you feel better?
561
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:40,633
Not take the big room?
562
00:22:40,733 --> 00:22:43,067
I completely understand.
563
00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:45,233
But I am taking the
big room, because I
564
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,700
won the bet fair and square.
565
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:06,200
You're
566
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:08,300
You're having sex
in here, aren't you?
567
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,233
BUNNY: No.
568
00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:10,700
MAN: No.
569
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,667
You have a room now.
570
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,700
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