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Get to the edge.
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Get to the edge.
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[crying]
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Absolutely, again.
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Right, just step off, love.
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Just do it.
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[breathing heavily]
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Oh, God no.
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I don't think I can.
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[screaming]
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Go, Meg.
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You've done really well, mate.
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[screaming]
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I think I've pooed my harness.
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[theme music]
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I had an epitome.
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Epiphany or epitome?
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Well, they're
two separate words.
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OK, so I had a
moment on the plane,
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because I realized that I don't
really know what I'm doing
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with like, the rest of my life.
Do you know what I mean?
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Hardly ever, but yes.
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Then I remembered
what that visionary
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said to me on the beach
before he sold me my crystal.
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Didn't he ask you for a handy?
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Well, yeah, but he also
said, ask the universe for what
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you want, and it'll happen.
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Do you want this?
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Yes.
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You see, it's weird.
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Is that to carry
your necklace?
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[music playing]
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[beeping]
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Are you there yet, Gary?
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[grunting]
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Gary, are you there yet?
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[grunting]
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Time's up.
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What, I haven't finished.
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Well, I have,
and I need to go.
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What about me?
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Sort yourself out.
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[sighing]
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Gary, what are you looking at?
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Porn.
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Do you know how
insulting this is?
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I do all the same
stuff that they do.
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Oh, come on Laura, you're
not as dirty as the internet.
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[music playing]
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OK, so I've asked the universe
to bring me to my calling.
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What, Leeds?
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Showbiz, Meg.
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What do you want?
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I want to know
what my ex-boyfriend
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is standing out there.
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Oh, um, Jesus, it's Mark.
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Why would your mental
ex-boyfriend be out there?
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Because he's mental.
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Wonder if he still
wears your underwear.
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I'm way too jet-lagged
to deal with this.
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Help me.
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I can ask the universe,
but it's not always instant.
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A sane suggestion
would be great.
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OK.
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What are we going to do?
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That's the question.
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Right, we're going to do what
all rational, adult women
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would do in this situation.
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What's that?
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Hide.
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[music playing]
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Look, look, Laura,
look, look, Laura.
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Hi.
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Get down.
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It
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All right.
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Hey, mate.
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Why are we hiding?
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Have you nicked summat?
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No.
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Mental Mark's over there.
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I thought you broke up.
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We did.
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I'm very single now.
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Well you couldn't
remember it out there.
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Oh, what, because
I wasn't getting
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fingered by every single
tour guide in southern India?
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I've missed this.
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Do you want me to deck him?
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No, we're just going
to leave the airport
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hiding behind this trolley.
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Very well, then.
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[music playing]
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OK.
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Coast clear.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Thanks for picking
us up anyway, mate.
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We bought you this in India.
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Guys, I fucking love it.
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So where have you parked?
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What?
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I got the bus.
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[music playing]
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You're right, he shouldn't
be looking at porn.
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It's degrading to women.
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I'm not arsed about that.
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I just don't get
why he needs it.
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He's got this.
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But you can't compete
with the internet, Laura,
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these women are professionals.
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So am I.
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Professional
means you get paid.
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All right, well anyways,
I'm going to show him.
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I've got a sexting
mission underway.
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How do you spell tongue?
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I can't wait go
straight to bed.
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Don't be a boner, mate.
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We're going out.
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Well, I'm not drinking.
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I've still got two
Valium in my system.
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So you have been to sleep.
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No, Meg is the
only person in living
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history to have taken Valium
and then had a panic attack.
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I'll say it again,
how can you be
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sure it was Valium
when you bought
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them from a rickshaw driver?
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Oh, Gary's stepped
it up a gear.
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How do you spell fisting?
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I've got a really good
feeling about this summer.
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[music playing]
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[cork popping]
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[cheering]
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Well, this is wonderful.
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I am thrilled.
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Oh, thanks mum,
it's good to be back.
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And I would like
to propose a toast.
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To our clever son, James.
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Or should I say, James Kesick,
Executive Account Manager
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and proud owner of an Audi.
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What?
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Aren't you going to uni?
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I don't need a degree.
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I've been headhunted.
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So cheers to PPI, and to mom
and dad for supporting me.
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Congratulations, son.
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Well, I would like
to propose a toast.
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To me and Bunny, for going the
whole way around some of India
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without getting killed.
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We had to go to the embassy once
when Bunny lost her passport,
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and it was actually fine,
'cause it was in my bum bag.
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Cheers.
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Well done, guys.
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[knocking]
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There he is.
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Give Mark a hand with
that please, James.
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Who?
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Oh great, now we're all here.
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Meggles.
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I came to the airport.
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Did you?
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I work for your dad now.
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I tell you what, that
lad really knows his stone.
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And I wanted to see you.
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Do you wanna come upstairs?
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Yes, please.
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I think we should talk.
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We'll just be in my room.
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Oooh.
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Why is my room a
walk-in wardrobe?
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Didn't you know?
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No, what the fu-- where
am I supposed to sleep?
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It looks so different.
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It's crazy to think
this is the room
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where I took your virginity.
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Yeah, not as crazy as saying
that in this situation, Mark.
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Oh, you silly, pretty thing.
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Come here, I've missed you.
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Yeah look, I'm really
sorry about everything.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah.
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Look, I know you want your
space and I respect that.
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But there's something
I wanted to--
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Yeah, but I didn't.
Sorry.
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You go.
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No, sorry, you go first.
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OK, well.
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Here goes.
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Oh God, please
don't be a poem.
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No, I want--
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Us to still be friends, yeah.
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No, no, I want--
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Closure, I know.
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No.
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I really don't think we should
be having breakup sex, Mark.
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I want you to move in with me.
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What?
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I've rented us a
flat in Headingley,
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in case you're wondering
where all your stuff is.
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I love you.
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Oh my god.
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I suddenly feel very
jet-lagged, Mark.
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I'm just going to lie
down on these bags.
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He's not my boyfriend.
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He's a deluded, emotionally
unstable psychopath.
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I don't want to be near him,
let alone living with him.
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She's very tired.
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MEG: Well, I changed
our relationship status
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on Facebook.
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If that isn't breaking up with
him, I don't known what is.
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He tried to cut all my hair--
[music playing]
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Girls are looking
pretty in their summer
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frocks, well, skimpy
shorts and bikini--
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Think I'll go
back to the new pad.
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Tell her I'll see her there.
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OK, bye Mark.
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See you, Mark.
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- Laters.
- What am I going to do?
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Well, you're a
grown up now, Meg.
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Move out.
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I haven't got
any money, have I?
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Well, you could get a job
like your little brother.
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I don't want to go back
to handing out flyers.
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I've got a degree now, and
technically I've still got
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six months of me year out left.
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Yeah.
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How many more of these years out
do you think you'll need, Meg?
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Haven't you had your fun now?
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India was a cultural,
educational experience, Dad.
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It wasn't just about
mucking around, having fun.
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Yeah, I've seen the
bungee jumping video.
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I think you need
to make a plan.
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I had a plan.
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Live here until I got a
cool, artsy media-y job.
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I can't live in a
wardrobe, can I?
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Yes, and we can't afford
to support you here anymore.
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Well, why didn't you just
sell one of these bags?
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That's a month's rent.
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Is it?
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She's joking.
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She can sleep on the sofa.
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Oh, thanks.
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Fine, but she's paying rent.
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What?
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You're 24, Meg.
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It's time you started
acting like it.
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Well, whatevs.
I so totally am acting like it.
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[music playing]
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Hi, roomie.
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I thought you'd gone, Mark.
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I waited for you.
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You really did, didn't you?
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Shall we go back
to our flat, Meg?
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Absolutely not.
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We're going pub.
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Are we?
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Not you.
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Look, I really just
need some space, Mark.
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Where are you going?
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I don't know.
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Do you want a lift?
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Yes.
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[honking]
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[multiple cars honking]
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Put your foot down, Mark.
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I want to get there
before next summer.
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Sorry, but I'm transporting
something fragile and precious.
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What?
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00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:29,067
Marble.
271
00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:30,900
No, Meg.
272
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:31,900
[sighs]
273
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,600
Right, we're getting out here.
274
00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:38,333
Wake up, Meg.
275
00:09:38,433 --> 00:09:41,367
I don't wear to wear
lost property, Sir.
276
00:09:41,467 --> 00:09:44,667
Maybe she should just
come back to our place now.
277
00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:47,467
(SHOUTING) Meg.
278
00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:50,967
Oh God, please tell
me this is a dream.
279
00:09:51,067 --> 00:09:53,567
Sort of more of
a nightmare, love.
280
00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:56,867
Shall I park the van
and meet you in there?
281
00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:58,133
Just go home, Mark.
282
00:09:58,233 --> 00:10:00,333
Nobody wants you here.
Thanks for the lift.
283
00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:10,000
Well, he's persistent,
I'll give him that.
284
00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:11,200
I can't get rid of him.
285
00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,633
He's like thrush.
286
00:10:12,733 --> 00:10:14,633
Yeah, well he definitely
needs clinical treatment.
287
00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:16,400
You need to eradicate.
288
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,433
Do you want me to put a
word in with the universe?
289
00:10:18,533 --> 00:10:19,900
Fuck the universe.
290
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,200
What's the matter, Meg?
291
00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:22,867
Are you upset because
you're homeless?
292
00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:24,067
Yes.
293
00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:25,067
And because your
mental ex-boyfriend
294
00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:25,833
wants you to move in with him?
295
00:10:25,933 --> 00:10:26,833
Yes.
296
00:10:26,933 --> 00:10:27,967
And because your unemployed?
297
00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:29,067
Hadn't actually
thought about that,
298
00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:30,633
but yes, also a huge problem.
299
00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:31,533
Thanks very much guys.
300
00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:32,733
Great chat.
301
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:33,700
[music playing]
302
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,600
I'll get our shots in.
303
00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:39,467
[music playing]
304
00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:41,167
Done it.
Done it all.
305
00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:43,833
I'm out of ideas to be honest.
- Oh, I know.
306
00:10:43,933 --> 00:10:44,900
Bukake.
307
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,600
B-U-K-A-K-E.
308
00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,633
Can't you just sent him
a picture of your boob?
309
00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:51,467
He's already got the
whole range, inside out.
310
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,700
I just hate the idea of not
being dirty enough for him.
311
00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,667
Darling you don't you have
anything to worry about,
312
00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:57,233
you're absolutely filthy.
313
00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:58,233
Am I?
314
00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:01,700
Hey, seriously,
you're a total dirtbag.
315
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,700
You are.
316
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:03,633
Stop it.
317
00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:06,467
You'll give me a big head.
318
00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:08,000
Oh, hello.
319
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,033
Mind if I watch?
320
00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,067
MEG: Malcolm.
321
00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:14,000
Thanks for coming
to my party, girls.
322
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,867
Oh yeah, that's
why we're here.
323
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,667
Do I get a birthday kiss?
324
00:11:17,767 --> 00:11:19,167
No.
325
00:11:19,267 --> 00:11:20,867
This is my cousin, Bunny.
326
00:11:20,967 --> 00:11:22,300
Ah, Malcolm.
327
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,967
Remember that, you'll
be screaming it later.
328
00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:26,933
Right, are you saying
you're going to rape her?
329
00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:29,233
No, just chatting her up.
330
00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:32,167
Well, you can see
we're all very aroused.
331
00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:34,533
Bunny, this is
my boss, Malcolm.
332
00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:35,800
Uh, former boss.
333
00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:38,067
Got too big for it, didn't
you, Mrs. Qualifications.
334
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:39,667
Yeah actually, about that.
335
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,567
I thought you said you
had meningitis, Laura?
336
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:42,500
Feel better now.
337
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,633
I'll be back tomorrow.
338
00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:45,767
Good, because you were
promoting the all-new
339
00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:47,133
best-selling tranket.
340
00:11:47,233 --> 00:11:48,567
It's a travel slanket.
341
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,700
That is far too many
made-up words in one sentence.
342
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,133
What's made-up about tranket?
343
00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:55,133
It's travel plus slanket,
what's made-up about that?
344
00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:56,567
Uh, the slanket bit?
345
00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:58,600
Well that's just
blanket plus sleeve.
346
00:11:58,700 --> 00:11:59,933
I thought you had a degree?
347
00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:02,200
Fat load of good
that's doing you.
348
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,733
Yeah, I meant to
ask, actually, Mark--
349
00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:05,933
Well, I've reserved
us a the table.
350
00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:08,667
Come join the party.
351
00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:11,633
You've met my mum, haven't you?
352
00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:12,533
Right.
353
00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:14,700
Gary is gagging for it.
354
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,667
Get the drinks in.
355
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,767
It's your round.
356
00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:21,767
Right.
357
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,267
Can I borrow some cash?
358
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,967
Why don't you just ask the
universe to get some drinks.
359
00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:27,367
Fine, I will, actually.
360
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,100
[phone ringing]
361
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,267
- Hello?
- Gary?
362
00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:35,800
[moaning sound]
What are you doing?
363
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:36,900
What's that noise?
364
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,767
Uh, It's One
Born Every Minute.
365
00:12:38,867 --> 00:12:39,967
Gary, I know
what you're doing,
366
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:41,400
and you better start
fucking behaving
367
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,267
yourself, because I am capable
of messing you right up.
368
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:46,733
You'll be begging for my
forgiveness, you piece of dirt.
369
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,100
Oh yes, Laura.
370
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,267
I love it when you got angry.
371
00:12:50,367 --> 00:12:51,767
Do you?
372
00:12:51,867 --> 00:12:53,667
This turning you on?
373
00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:56,000
Malcolm.
374
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,667
Happy birthday.
375
00:12:57,767 --> 00:12:59,067
Thank you.
376
00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:03,567
So I was wondering if I
could have my old job back?
377
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,633
I thought you said this
work was demoralizing,
378
00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:07,167
underpaid, and humiliating.
379
00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:11,333
It is, and I would like to
do it full-time, if possible.
380
00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:13,233
You said you wouldn't do it
even if you were desperate,
381
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,867
and that you'd rather starve.
382
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:17,200
That doesn't sound like me.
383
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,500
Well, then take it back.
384
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,533
Oh, come on.
385
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,367
Take it back or I
can't take you back.
386
00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:27,300
OK, I'm sorry I said
it was demoralizing.
387
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,467
It's not.
388
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:29,400
It's--
389
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,867
It's important.
390
00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:32,200
We're fueling the economy.
391
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:36,467
Well-- OK, we're
fueling the economy.
392
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:40,167
It's important,
valuable work, and I
393
00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:43,067
would be lucky to work for you.
394
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:44,600
What do you think?
395
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:49,100
Right, well, I think that it
is actually not my decision,
396
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,200
it's the area manager's.
397
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,500
So you're going to
have to ask him.
398
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,700
Fortunately for us all,
he is here somewhere.
399
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,767
Right, what are you wearing?
400
00:13:55,867 --> 00:14:01,767
Do what I say, I'm in
charge, you dirty knobhead.
401
00:14:01,867 --> 00:14:03,933
Slide your trackies off.
402
00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:05,867
One Panty Dropper.
403
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:07,433
Thank you, universe.
404
00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:09,367
I've just been bought a drink
and offered a job as a model.
405
00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:12,400
Who here has offered
you a modeling job?
406
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,200
That guy.
407
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,700
God, I told you I had a good
feeling about this summer.
408
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:17,833
He's Nice.
409
00:14:17,933 --> 00:14:20,767
See, I am mystical
as fuck, Meg.
410
00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:22,133
All my dreams are coming true.
411
00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:24,867
I've traveled the world,
got a job in showbiz,
412
00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,667
soon I really will
be mixed race.
413
00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:27,933
I love me.
414
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,667
Meg, may I introduce
you to our new area
415
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:31,467
manager, Josh Steel.
416
00:14:31,567 --> 00:14:32,867
Yes, you may.
417
00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:34,100
Hello.
418
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,133
Malcolm this is Bunny,
she'll be joining
419
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:36,433
you on the new tranket promo.
420
00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:37,367
What?
421
00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:38,100
What?
422
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,467
No.
I'm a model.
423
00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:42,467
You said modeling.
- Yeah, modeling the tranket.
424
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:45,200
Think of yourself as a
sort of human mannequin.
425
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,933
Welcome to our world.
426
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:47,933
Human mannequin.
427
00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:49,400
Showbiz.
428
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,167
Drinks?
429
00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:52,167
Yes, please, I do.
430
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,067
Don't forget, you need
to go and eradicate Mark.
431
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,333
Sorry, what's that?
432
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:57,300
I couldn't hear anything
over how fit he is.
433
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,700
My turn to flirt my way
into a job offer, thanks.
434
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,933
Don't mind if I do.
435
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,000
Laters.
436
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,067
We're going to do
now, in this toilet,
437
00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:08,667
like animals, because
all you're worth to me.
438
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:10,367
Put your hand on your pants.
439
00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:12,267
Feels good, doesn't
it, you mong.
440
00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,667
I'll call you what I like,
because I'm getting nasty.
441
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:17,633
Don't you speak no more,
I'll do the talking.
442
00:15:17,733 --> 00:15:21,800
I'm absolutely sick of your
winging, annoying voice.
443
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,833
You speak really
slowly, like that.
444
00:15:24,933 --> 00:15:26,067
And you stink.
445
00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:27,600
You need a new
deodorant, it don't work.
446
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:30,467
And you've got bad taste,
and you've got bad breath.
447
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:31,400
You've got no muscles.
448
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:32,900
And I hate that
mole on your neck,
449
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,500
and your ball hair's too long.
450
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,933
And you've got shit
taste in clothes,
451
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:38,067
and shit taste in music.
452
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,933
And you're going
bald at the back.
453
00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:41,867
And you're lazy.
454
00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:45,167
What do you mean,
it's not sexy anymore.
455
00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:48,900
No, I'm hanging up.
456
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,933
Laura 1, internet 0.
457
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:55,067
[woman moans on laptop]
458
00:15:58,533 --> 00:15:59,500
Another.
459
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,533
Please.
460
00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:02,267
I'm quite drunk now.
461
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:05,133
Bit jet-lagged I
think, actually.
462
00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:07,467
Promo's so much fun,
I really love it.
463
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,500
Well, the tranket has
just been such a gift.
464
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,567
I mean, it's such
a great product,
465
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,967
and we have really
increased the sales figures.
466
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:19,033
I mean JTL Promotions
are very impressed.
467
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,533
And of course, Malcolm's
a great team leader.
468
00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:22,933
Is this a joke?
469
00:16:23,033 --> 00:16:24,400
I bet you just
get away with saying
470
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,800
anything 'cause you're so fit.
471
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,300
I think what the
customer really
472
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:31,000
enjoys is a fully
integrated, experiential
473
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,400
marketing strategy.
474
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,700
I mean, we really get people
talking about the brand,
475
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,300
because the whole
promotion is an experience.
476
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:41,700
Not to mention the social
media campaign that we've alr--
477
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,633
Meg?
478
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:44,867
[snaps] Meg?
479
00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:45,767
Meg?
480
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:49,600
I'll take it from here.
481
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:50,767
Who are you?
482
00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:51,900
I'm her boyfriend.
483
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000
Ooh, come on, Meggles.
484
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,900
Let's get you home.
485
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,800
Shall I give you a hand?
486
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,367
[grunting]
487
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:01,767
Fit.
488
00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:06,733
Sorry.
489
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:08,333
[music playing]
490
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:29,633
Oopsie.
491
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:41,000
What the hell are
you doing, Mark?
492
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,367
Where's Meg?
493
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:46,233
Oh, she fell asleep,
and then her boyfriend
494
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,467
came to pick her up.
495
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,967
Oh my God, he's
kidnapped her, the freak.
496
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:51,767
Go.
497
00:17:51,867 --> 00:17:54,367
Are you breaking up with me?
498
00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:56,500
How can I break
up with you, Mark?
499
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,633
We're not even together.
500
00:17:57,733 --> 00:17:59,500
I thought you were
just playing hard to get?
501
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:03,900
That's how you interpret
zero written or verbal contact
502
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,467
for six months?
503
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:08,333
So this relationship's
just a one-way-street, is it?
504
00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:12,300
It's fucking cul-de-sac, Mark?
505
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,700
But all your stuff's here now.
506
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,233
[music playing]
507
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,000
I had it all dry cleaned.
508
00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:31,033
- Where's the rest?
- Upstairs.
509
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:32,133
Upstairs?
510
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:41,933
[music playing]
511
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,000
I honestly wouldn't
put it past him
512
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,667
to do something really sick.
513
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:48,267
Oh my God, this
is all my fault.
514
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:50,067
I asked the universe to end
it between them, but not
515
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:51,300
like this.
516
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,500
Poor Meg.
517
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:58,900
Oh, it's bigger than
you'd expect, isn't it?
518
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,933
It's quite nice up here.
519
00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:02,533
Yeah.
520
00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:05,233
Well, it was going
to be our guest room.
521
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,500
Well, you could
get a housemate.
522
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,967
Could do.
523
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:09,900
Saw a juicer downstairs.
524
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,967
Yeah.
525
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:15,600
So, where are
you going to live?
526
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,933
Don't know.
527
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,267
Do you want to
get back together?
528
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,333
No.
-
529
00:19:20,433 --> 00:19:22,333
- Do you want to live here?
- Yes, please.
530
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:25,967
But it's still over, Mark.
531
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:28,033
Shall I make you a
summer fruit smoothie?
532
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:28,933
Yes, please.
533
00:19:29,033 --> 00:19:31,400
[music playing]
534
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,167
It's way too quiet in there.
535
00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:38,500
What if he's killed her?
536
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,800
[banging]
537
00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,767
Uh, Mark.
538
00:19:46,867 --> 00:19:48,000
Mark.
539
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,933
[MUSIC - TAKE THAT, "BACK FOR
GOOD"]
540
00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:52,833
[juicer whirring]
541
00:19:52,933 --> 00:19:54,800
I don't like
the sound of that.
542
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,167
[whirring]
[music playing]
543
00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:57,167
I just want you back for good.
544
00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:58,167
[music gets louder]
545
00:19:58,267 --> 00:19:59,300
Want you back, want you back.
546
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,767
Mark?
547
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:01,667
Mark.
548
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:02,733
[knocking]
549
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,300
[music playing]
550
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,567
Whenever I'm wrong, just tell
me the song, and I'll sing it.
551
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:08,900
Give me that.
552
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,667
Well, will the
universe help us?
553
00:20:10,767 --> 00:20:11,600
In a way.
554
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:12,833
[music playing]
555
00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:16,933
Want you back, I want
you back for good.
556
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:19,867
Unaware but underlined.
557
00:20:19,967 --> 00:20:21,433
[whirring]
558
00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:23,000
[yelling]
559
00:20:25,467 --> 00:20:27,367
[knocking]
560
00:20:32,967 --> 00:20:35,100
Drop the knife or
I'll break your face.
561
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,100
I haven't done anything.
562
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,067
Where is she?
563
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:37,967
In the loft.
564
00:20:38,067 --> 00:20:39,467
Oh, you sick bastard.
565
00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:40,967
She likes it up there.
566
00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:42,133
MEG: Help!
567
00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:44,567
Help me, I can't get out.
568
00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:46,433
Well, I didn't think
she was locked in up--
569
00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:47,800
Jesus Christ.
570
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,833
Laura, what about my karma?
571
00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:52,200
Just keep him down.
572
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:54,433
OK, I'm going to have
to sit on you, Mark, OK?
573
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,167
Meg, it's Laura,
are you all right?
574
00:20:59,267 --> 00:21:00,867
Laura hi, yeah,
everything's fine.
575
00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:01,900
Hi, Meg.
576
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:02,900
Yeah, hello.
577
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,067
Can you just let me out, please?
578
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,000
Right, how?
579
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,300
I don't know, ask Mark.
580
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,067
I can't, we're
not really talking.
581
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,567
Why not?
582
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,700
I sort of twatted him over
the head with a rock, like.
583
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:12,933
It's a crystal.
584
00:21:13,033 --> 00:21:14,933
MEG: Oh, bloody hell, Laura.
585
00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:17,033
Mark, can you let
me out, please?
586
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:19,300
I can't, Bunny's
sitting on me.
587
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:23,533
I'm in quite a lot of pain,
but I'm confusing aroused.
588
00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:25,433
Oh!
589
00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:26,933
Hi guys.
590
00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:28,633
Are you OK, Mark?
591
00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:30,533
Meg, tell them.
592
00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:31,733
Everything's fine.
593
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,967
He just put a blanket over
me, and I fell asleep.
594
00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:35,700
Like a beautiful budgie.
595
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,333
Have you dumped
the freak, then?
596
00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:38,067
I am here.
597
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:39,467
Don't care.
598
00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:41,100
Yes, we've broken up
properly, haven't we, Mark.
599
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,767
Yeah, for now.
600
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:46,167
Right, well,
let's go off, then.
601
00:21:46,267 --> 00:21:47,233
No.
602
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:50,833
See the thing is, yes,
we split up, but--
603
00:21:50,933 --> 00:21:52,633
actually I've already moved in.
604
00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:54,267
Shut the front door.
605
00:21:54,367 --> 00:21:56,533
Meg, did he, or did
he not convince himself
606
00:21:56,633 --> 00:21:58,667
he was in a relationship
with you, abduct
607
00:21:58,767 --> 00:22:00,433
you, and trap you in his loft.
608
00:22:00,533 --> 00:22:01,900
Yeah, he did all of
those things, but--
609
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,133
[punching]
610
00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:05,067
Laura, please stop
hitting him with a rock.
611
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:06,133
Crystal.
612
00:22:06,233 --> 00:22:07,033
I know this is.
613
00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:09,400
It's that Denmark Disease.
614
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,967
I think you mean
Stockholm Syndrome.
615
00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:13,533
And no, I'm not in
love with my captor.
616
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,800
I'm just using him
for somewhere to live.
617
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,600
Meg, this is a terrible idea.
618
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:18,833
It's one of your worst.
619
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:20,167
He's got a juicer.
620
00:22:20,267 --> 00:22:21,267
How can you afford this?
621
00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:22,867
Aren't you meant
to be unemployed?
622
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,800
Girlfriend's don't
have to pay rent.
623
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:27,567
I'll be paying, Mark.
624
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:29,267
All new Trankets.
625
00:22:29,367 --> 00:22:32,833
Detachable head rest and
comfort earplugs drown out
626
00:22:32,933 --> 00:22:33,867
the sound of the wife.
627
00:22:33,967 --> 00:22:35,533
Malcolm, you can't say that.
628
00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:38,100
Sorry, or civil partner.
629
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,467
[music playing]
630
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:42,900
So, um, all the features
of a traditional blanket
631
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,633
plus sleeves, but with
a blow-up headrest
632
00:22:45,733 --> 00:22:47,133
and eye mask attachment.
633
00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:51,067
70% polyester, very
sensual to the touch.
634
00:22:51,167 --> 00:22:52,600
Did you ask the
universe to make
635
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:53,700
you look like a massive twat?
636
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,967
Am I pulling it off?
637
00:22:55,067 --> 00:22:57,667
It looks like a Jedi's
fucked a bush baby.
638
00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,033
In a hot way?
639
00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:01,633
I've got a really good
feeling about this summer.
640
00:23:01,733 --> 00:23:02,800
[music playing]
641
00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:29,367
Bwark.
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