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Dwight: Previously
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on Dwight in Shining Armor...
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- Keep 'em coming.
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- Want to talk
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about it, Baldric?
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Baldric: I was voted most likely
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to become the Greatest Magician
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of All Time.
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- Wow, no kidding.
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- Now, look at me.
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Hardly better
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than a royal nanny.
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- I thought
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you were a royal nanny.
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You're, you're a magician?
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Do a trick!
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- I do not do...
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[grunt]
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tricks.
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[birds chirping]
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[distant laughter]
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Baldric: [snoring]
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- Oh! Baldric!
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Baldric, Baldric, Baldric!
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Baldric: Huh?
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What?
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Woo.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Gretta: See what Sir Dwight
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and I have discovered.
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Quickly, Sir Dwight!
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Show him my self-me.
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Baldric: What?
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Your self-me?
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What? Oh?
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Oh, huh.
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Well.
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[clears throat]
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[fan blowing]
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Dwight: Here it is!
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Gretta's first interaction
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with a wacky, wavy tubeman!
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Gretta: Yah!
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Dwight: Oh!
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[fan blowing]
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Dwight: [laughing]
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Store clerk: [angrily]
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Can I help you?
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Dwight: Oh, gotta go, Gretta!
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- Most peculiar, Highness.
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Gretta: Oh, Baldric.
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I believe
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if I were to have
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a wacky, wavy tubeman
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I should never be bored again
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in my life.
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- Well, that's a stretch.
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- I could take it on walks,
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and peasant school,
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and on quiet evenings at home
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it could entertain me
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with its antics.
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Dwight: It really just has
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the one antic.
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- Baldric.
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- What?
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Gretta: I need
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a wacky, wavy tubeman
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immediately.
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My life is empty without it.
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Baldric: Now, now Highness,
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we do not know anything
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about this wavy, wacka
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tubey man.
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Dwight: Well, I know
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those things are power hogs.
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Your electric bill would go
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through the roof.
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- Oh.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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And, and my first priority
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must be your safety, Highness.
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[creaking]
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- Hm.
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[clears throat]
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Baldric.
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- Hm?
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- It is my royal command,
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as ruler of Rogemore
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that you bring me
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a wacky, wavy tubeman.
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Baldric: [sighs heavily]
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- Oh, come on, Gretta.
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Really?
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What?
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[stutters in disbelief]
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- As you command,
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Your Royal Highness.
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- [sighs contentedly]
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- [disgusted] Ugh.
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Gretta: [joyful sound]
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- Baldric.
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- Yay!
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Gretta: [giggles]
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[slam]
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- Uncool, Gretta.
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- Being a princess
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has its benefits.
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- So does not being
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a big, bossy jerk
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to your friends.
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- I am not a big, bossy jerk.
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Dwight: Okay, so
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about a thousand years ago,
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there was this princess, Gretta
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and she was in big trouble
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because she had lots of enemies
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and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician, Baldric
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cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone
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in the woods to sleep
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until a champion would come,
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break the spell with his kiss
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and deal with Gretta's
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big, scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead...
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Ah!
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[kiss]
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they got me.
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Ah!
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♪
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Ow!
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♪
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♪
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Dwight: Where would you even put
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a wacky, wavy tubeman?
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Gretta: Right here.
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[loud slow knocking]
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Agravain: Her Highness,
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Princess Pridwyn of Elvendale.
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[door shuts]
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Dwight: Uh. Hey.
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Agravain: Grovel,
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unworthy peasant.
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- Huh?
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Agravain:
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At Princess Pridwyn's feet,
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grovel at once!
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Gretta: Hold there,
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Sir Dwight grovels for no one.
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- Yeah, ew.
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Princess Pridwyn: Sir Dwight?
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You are Sir Dwight,
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Desolator of the Undead?
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Dwight: Uh, just Dwight's good.
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Gretta: Yes, 'tis he.
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Agravain: This slimy ball
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of cat hair?
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- 'Kay.
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Gretta: Quite so.
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- This bulging little bunion.
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Gretta: The very same.
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Agravain: This puddle
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of pig piddle.
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Dwight: Wow.
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- I like him.
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- He is magnificent.
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Yes.
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Pridwyn: Where is
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Princess Gretta the Besieged,
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Ruler of Rogemore?
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- I am she.
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- Oh.
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[sniffs]
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You smell like bacon.
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Must we stay here Agravain?
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Agravain: We have no place else
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to go, my princess.
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- You don't?
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- I invoke the royal right
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of sanctuary.
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Dwight: Uh, what,
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what does that mean?
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- Ugh, by the treaty of royals
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signed by Osric the Grim,
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I am duty-bound to grant you
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sanctuary within my walls.
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- [sniffing]
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What is that smell?
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[sniffing]
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Oh.
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Still you.
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Gretta: [sighs]
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Pridwyn: Agravain,
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fetch my lilac water.
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Agravain: Alack,
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we left in such haste
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I had to leave it behind.
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Pridwyn: [deep inhale]
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Ah!
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- Oh!
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- [one high-pitched sob]
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Agravain: No, no, no, no, no.
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I believe we still have
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some rose water, yes.
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Pridwyn: Rose water!
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Dwight: So, you had to leave
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your home?
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- Taking only
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what Agravain could carry.
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[jangling]
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Dwight: Which turns out
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is a lot.
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[slam]
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Agravain: All right.
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[sighs]
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- But why?
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- Elvendale is overrun,
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with demons.
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- Demons?
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Yes.
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Agravain: Woe, woe, woe.
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Oh, Elvendale.
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Pridwyn: Shall I e'er see
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thy marble halls again?
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Oh! Woe!
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- Woe.
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- Woe.
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- Woe.
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Pridwyn: Woe.
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Dwight: No!
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No, no.
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No, I meant, whoa, whoa, whoa
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as in are we saying
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there are actual, real demons?
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- Now
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we are homeless vagabonds.
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Forced to live
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in this squalid castle.
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Dwight: It's not really
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a castle.
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Pridwyn:
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With this smelly princess.
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- [growls quietly]
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Agravain: Princess Gretta
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the Besieged.
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By rule of sanctuary,
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you are to provide
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Princess Pridwyn with safety...
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[spritz]
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- [gags]
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I shall protect her
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with my own sword.
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- [small giggle]
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Agravain: comfort...
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[spritz]
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- [gags]
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Sir Dwight,
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make ready the air mattress.
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- and amusement.
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Dwight: Really? Amusement?
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[spritz]
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Dwight: [coughs]
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Gretta: We know
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many sprightly ballads
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and festive songs
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and the YouTube can supply us
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with an endless variety
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of diverting self-mes.
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- No, if we are to live
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among the funny humans,
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we must do
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as the funny humans do.
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Let's away to the tavern
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to mingle
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and dance the Rufty-Tufty.
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- Uh, humans
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don't really do that kind
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of stuff anymore.
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- As you command,
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my princess.
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- Lead on,
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stinky human princess girl.
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- [heavy breathing]
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[grunting]
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Yes.
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[slam]
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[fan blowing]
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- Huh.
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You look taller
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in your self-me.
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♪
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[grunting]
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Hands to yourself, sir!
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[grunting]
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Oo! Oo!
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Ah!
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Unhand me, sir!
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Gah!
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Pridwyn: I've heard
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the tales and the songs
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of your great deeds, Sir Dwight.
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Dwight: You have?
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Pridwyn: Agravain, fetch me
309
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that delightful wheelie board.
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Agravain: At your command,
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princess.
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Gretta: You do not need
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a wheelie board.
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Dwight: Wait, what?
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Pridwyn: Is it true,
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you single-handedly bested
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a pack of vargers?
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Dwight: Just one.
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Pridwyn: And did you
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truly liberate a water dragon?
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Dwight: Uh.
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Hey, how did you?
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Gretta: Give that back
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at once.
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Pridwyn: And how did you defeat
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an entire brotherhood
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of Tovenaars?
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Dwight: Oh well,
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it was a group effort.
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Pridwyn: Agravain, fetch me
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that adorable little animal.
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- As you command, princess.
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- We are not taking a dog home.
334
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Dwight: Wait just a second.
335
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- Sir Dwight, is it true
336
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you challenged the Grim Reaper
337
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for your life and won?
338
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Dwight: I can't take the credit
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for that one.
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Pridwyn: And I'm told
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the Severian chief, Militsa
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had a statue made
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in your honor.
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Dwight: Oh? For real?
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[chuckle]
346
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What the heck?
347
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[dog whines]
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- Return that beast
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to its owner.
350
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Pridwyn: Never in my life
351
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have I heard
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of such valor and bravery
353
00:08:26,184 --> 00:08:29,483
in one man.
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Dwight: Oh, well.
355
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Uh, I didn't do it all alone.
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Pridwyn: Agravain!
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Fetch me that darling
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little...
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- Don't even think it, hm.
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♪
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Agravain: [heralding]
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Princess Pridwyn of Elvendale!
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Jacopo: Welcome to my tavern,
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Principessa degli Elfi.
365
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Uh, and the other principessa
366
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is here too.
367
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Oh, it's an animal.
368
00:09:00,817 --> 00:09:02,450
Grazie, grazie.
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I take it to the kitchen.
370
00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:05,483
- Hey, Jacopo.
371
00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:06,350
How's business?
372
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- Magnifico!
373
00:09:08,216 --> 00:09:11,684
And all thanks
374
00:09:08,217 --> 00:09:11,684
to the champion boy, eh?
375
00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:12,784
- Indeed?
376
00:09:12,850 --> 00:09:13,784
Jacopo: Because of him,
377
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we are famous
378
00:09:13,851 --> 00:09:17,884
on the public access television.
379
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Dwight: It's local.
380
00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:22,583
Jacopo: For the champion
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00:09:19,051 --> 00:09:22,583
I have the best table.
382
00:09:22,650 --> 00:09:23,684
Dwight: Ah, you shouldn't have.
383
00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:27,216
Jacopo: Follow me [indistinct]
384
00:09:27,283 --> 00:09:29,850
Pridwyn: Agravain,
385
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I want a champion.
386
00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,850
Agravain: Well, then I will
387
00:09:29,918 --> 00:09:31,850
find you one, my princess.
388
00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:34,884
The most glorious champion
389
00:09:31,918 --> 00:09:34,884
this world has ever seen.
390
00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:37,750
Pridwyn: I want him.
391
00:09:37,817 --> 00:09:38,316
Here.
392
00:09:38,383 --> 00:09:41,050
Give him my royal favor.
393
00:09:41,116 --> 00:09:44,150
Agravain: Yes, of course.
394
00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:47,150
Sir Dwight,
395
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I must inspect the kitchen
396
00:09:47,216 --> 00:09:49,316
if the Princess Pridwyn
397
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is to eat here.
398
00:09:49,383 --> 00:09:50,283
Dwight: Oh, yeah, sure.
399
00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:51,517
Okay, um,
400
00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:52,517
Oh, I'll have you know
401
00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,216
this place was just featured
402
00:09:52,584 --> 00:09:54,216
on Forks Up
403
00:09:54,283 --> 00:09:55,850
which is kind of a big deal.
404
00:09:55,917 --> 00:09:57,450
[chuckles]
405
00:09:57,517 --> 00:09:59,216
Right this way,
406
00:09:57,518 --> 00:09:59,216
I'll take you to the back.
407
00:09:59,283 --> 00:10:03,550
[ominous music]
408
00:10:03,617 --> 00:10:04,984
Dwight: Well, here it is.
409
00:10:05,050 --> 00:10:05,884
It's a bit rustic,
410
00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:07,717
but Eberulf the ogre chef
411
00:10:05,951 --> 00:10:07,717
is actually
412
00:10:07,784 --> 00:10:09,650
quite the food innovator.
413
00:10:09,717 --> 00:10:10,950
You know,
414
00:10:09,718 --> 00:10:10,950
his mom had this recipe--
415
00:10:11,016 --> 00:10:11,483
Agravain: Silence!
416
00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:12,417
- Okay.
417
00:10:12,483 --> 00:10:16,350
- The Princess Pridwyn
418
00:10:12,484 --> 00:10:16,350
has chosen... you,
419
00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:19,283
to be her champion.
420
00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:20,116
- Oh.
421
00:10:20,183 --> 00:10:21,650
Uh.
422
00:10:21,717 --> 00:10:22,283
Wow, yeah,
423
00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:23,350
I'm flattered,
424
00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:26,483
but I'm actually already
425
00:10:23,418 --> 00:10:26,483
Gretta's champion, so,
426
00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:27,316
what, whatcha...
427
00:10:27,383 --> 00:10:28,050
Agravain: Put this on.
428
00:10:28,116 --> 00:10:28,517
- puttin'--
429
00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:29,850
[chokes]
430
00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:34,083
Agravain: You will forget all
431
00:10:29,918 --> 00:10:34,083
about your smelly princess.
432
00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:36,717
Instead you will devote
433
00:10:34,151 --> 00:10:36,717
yourself, heart and soul
434
00:10:36,784 --> 00:10:38,650
to Princess Pridwyn
435
00:10:36,785 --> 00:10:38,650
of the Elves
436
00:10:38,717 --> 00:10:46,050
until such time as she chooses
437
00:10:38,718 --> 00:10:46,050
to remove her royal favor.
438
00:10:46,116 --> 00:10:47,984
- Okay, first of all,
439
00:10:46,117 --> 00:10:47,984
Gretta is not smelly.
440
00:10:48,050 --> 00:10:49,216
She just had bacon
441
00:10:48,051 --> 00:10:49,216
for breakfast
442
00:10:49,283 --> 00:10:50,917
and that smell kinda sticks
443
00:10:49,284 --> 00:10:50,917
to your clothes.
444
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:51,650
It happens to everybody.
445
00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:52,350
And second of all,
446
00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:53,684
you can't just snap your fingers
447
00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:56,984
and change who I care about
448
00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:56,984
and don't care about.
449
00:10:57,050 --> 00:10:58,684
- Elves don't snap.
450
00:10:58,750 --> 00:10:59,316
We clap.
451
00:10:59,383 --> 00:11:01,817
[clap, clap]
452
00:11:01,884 --> 00:11:02,717
- Princess Pridwyn.
453
00:11:02,784 --> 00:11:03,850
- Mm-hm.
454
00:11:03,917 --> 00:11:04,417
- Where is she?
455
00:11:04,483 --> 00:11:06,316
Agravain: Hold, hold!
456
00:11:06,383 --> 00:11:09,750
Fool.
457
00:11:09,817 --> 00:11:11,216
You are a disgrace.
458
00:11:11,283 --> 00:11:12,316
- Yes.
459
00:11:12,383 --> 00:11:15,250
- A cat-hair ball
460
00:11:12,384 --> 00:11:15,250
of a bulging bunion
461
00:11:15,316 --> 00:11:17,483
of a puddle of pig piddle.
462
00:11:17,550 --> 00:11:18,350
Dwight: That's me.
463
00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:19,150
Yeah.
464
00:11:19,216 --> 00:11:20,350
Agravain: Instead,
465
00:11:19,217 --> 00:11:20,350
under my spell,
466
00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:24,950
you will be the most valiant,
467
00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:28,750
the most daring,
468
00:11:28,817 --> 00:11:29,450
[swish, swish]
469
00:11:29,517 --> 00:11:31,183
- Hyah, hyah.
470
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,450
Hyah!
471
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:36,917
- The most heroic champion
472
00:11:32,518 --> 00:11:36,917
this world has ever seen.
473
00:11:36,984 --> 00:11:41,250
[thud]
474
00:11:41,316 --> 00:11:43,083
Better.
475
00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:44,483
Now, pathetic human,
476
00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:47,517
your feeble mind
477
00:11:44,551 --> 00:11:47,517
is mine to toy with.
478
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,316
A clap of the hands brings
479
00:11:47,584 --> 00:11:49,316
you under my spell
480
00:11:49,383 --> 00:11:50,216
and the clap of the hands,
481
00:11:50,283 --> 00:11:50,884
[clap, clap]
482
00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,150
releases you.
483
00:11:52,216 --> 00:11:52,750
- Wha?
484
00:11:52,817 --> 00:11:53,917
Wha! Whoa!
485
00:11:53,984 --> 00:11:54,517
[thumping]
486
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:55,150
Ow.
487
00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:56,817
[high-pitched groan]
488
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:57,684
Dude, what the?
489
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,817
[clap, clap]
490
00:12:00,884 --> 00:12:03,283
Agravain: Hm, I am the best.
491
00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:07,417
Baldric: [grunting]
492
00:12:07,483 --> 00:12:08,183
Got you!
493
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,417
- Hey!
494
00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:12,583
Hey!
495
00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:13,884
Excuse me!
496
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:14,383
Sir!
497
00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:15,917
[rip]
498
00:12:15,984 --> 00:12:18,283
[crash]
499
00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:20,650
Store Clerk: [groaning]
500
00:12:20,717 --> 00:12:21,483
Wait!
501
00:12:21,550 --> 00:12:25,050
Stop!
502
00:12:25,116 --> 00:12:28,250
- Have you anything
503
00:12:25,117 --> 00:12:28,250
besides human food?
504
00:12:28,316 --> 00:12:29,083
Gretta: Ugh.
505
00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:30,650
I'll have the kidney pie.
506
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:31,583
Pridwyn: Oh lovely,
507
00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,684
now you'll smell like bacon
508
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,684
and kidneys.
509
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,450
Agravain: [clears throat]
510
00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:42,917
His mightiness, Sir Dwight,
511
00:12:35,518 --> 00:12:42,917
Desolator of the Undead.
512
00:12:42,984 --> 00:12:43,550
[thump]
513
00:12:43,617 --> 00:12:45,283
Patrons: [gasp]
514
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:47,183
- I am he.
515
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:50,617
Now, where is my princess?
516
00:12:50,684 --> 00:12:55,083
Gretta: Oh, over here,
517
00:12:50,685 --> 00:12:55,083
Sir Dwight.
518
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:59,917
- 'Tis she.
519
00:12:59,984 --> 00:13:01,950
Patrons: [gasp]
520
00:13:02,016 --> 00:13:02,817
- My princess.
521
00:13:02,884 --> 00:13:04,617
- Oh, Sir Dwight.
522
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,817
You're too gallant.
523
00:13:05,884 --> 00:13:07,617
Dwight: You flatter me.
524
00:13:07,684 --> 00:13:12,650
Tell me your deepest desire,
525
00:13:07,685 --> 00:13:12,650
princess, and I will make it so.
526
00:13:12,717 --> 00:13:17,617
- I want to dance
527
00:13:12,718 --> 00:13:17,617
the Rufty-Tufty!
528
00:13:17,684 --> 00:13:19,183
Dwight: Very well.
529
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,183
Piper, pipe!
530
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,950
We dance the Rufty-Tufty!
531
00:13:24,016 --> 00:13:24,750
Ah!
532
00:13:24,817 --> 00:13:26,183
Patrons: [cheer in agreement]
533
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,283
- Tally-ho!
534
00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:28,250
[cheering continues]
535
00:13:28,316 --> 00:13:30,250
- To me!
536
00:13:30,316 --> 00:13:38,417
- Would you honor me,
537
00:13:30,317 --> 00:13:38,417
my princess?
538
00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:41,183
Pridwyn: We need
539
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:41,183
another couple.
540
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,316
Dwight: You there!
541
00:13:42,383 --> 00:13:43,183
Jacopo: I?
542
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,250
Dwight: You too!
543
00:13:44,316 --> 00:13:45,450
Rise to your feet!
544
00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:46,917
Now we dance!
545
00:13:46,984 --> 00:13:56,517
[music plays]
546
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,383
Dwight: Princess Pridwyn,
547
00:13:56,584 --> 00:13:58,383
you may think me too bold,
548
00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:00,216
but I must ask
549
00:13:58,451 --> 00:14:00,216
would you do me the honor
550
00:14:00,283 --> 00:14:01,884
of accepting me
551
00:14:00,284 --> 00:14:01,884
as your champion?
552
00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:03,250
- I will.
553
00:14:03,316 --> 00:14:04,583
[clap, clap]
554
00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:05,216
- Huh?
555
00:14:05,283 --> 00:14:06,316
Wha?
556
00:14:06,383 --> 00:14:07,150
Where am I?
557
00:14:07,216 --> 00:14:08,717
Gretta: Sir Dwight,
558
00:14:07,217 --> 00:14:08,717
are you unwell?
559
00:14:08,784 --> 00:14:11,316
Dwight: No...uh.
560
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:12,417
Yeah.
561
00:14:12,483 --> 00:14:13,617
I don't know what's going on.
562
00:14:13,684 --> 00:14:15,083
I'm freaking out.
563
00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:17,283
I don't know how to say this,
564
00:14:15,151 --> 00:14:17,283
but
565
00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:18,350
[clap, clap]
566
00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:21,383
I am devoted heart and soul
567
00:14:18,418 --> 00:14:21,383
to Princess Pridwyn.
568
00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:23,083
- What?
569
00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:27,383
Whoa.
570
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,750
Trouble is afoot.
571
00:14:28,817 --> 00:14:31,784
- Your champion boy
572
00:14:28,818 --> 00:14:31,784
is not himself.
573
00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:33,183
- My princess.
574
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,150
How should I prove
575
00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:35,150
my devotion to you?
576
00:14:35,216 --> 00:14:36,650
Slay a dragon?
577
00:14:36,717 --> 00:14:37,383
Fell a giant?
578
00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:38,717
[clap, clap]
579
00:14:38,784 --> 00:14:39,917
Call Nana?
580
00:14:39,984 --> 00:14:41,750
I'm having a panic attack.
581
00:14:41,817 --> 00:14:42,517
Gretta?
582
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:43,350
[clap, clap]
583
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:44,316
Gretta: What's amiss,
584
00:14:43,418 --> 00:14:44,316
Sir Dwight?
585
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,050
- Nothing shall ever be--
586
00:14:45,116 --> 00:14:45,483
Gretta: Wha!
587
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:46,417
- amiss again,
588
00:14:46,483 --> 00:14:47,684
now that Princess Pridwyn
589
00:14:46,484 --> 00:14:47,684
has accepted me
590
00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:49,283
as her champion.
591
00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:50,283
- But?
592
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:54,517
But she can't, you,
593
00:14:50,351 --> 00:14:54,517
you are my champion.
594
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:55,884
- And, who are you?
595
00:14:55,950 --> 00:14:56,850
[clap, clap]
596
00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:57,617
Help!
597
00:14:57,684 --> 00:14:58,717
I don't know
598
00:14:57,685 --> 00:14:58,717
what's happening!
599
00:14:58,784 --> 00:14:59,650
I don't know what's going on.
600
00:14:59,717 --> 00:15:01,116
I, I have a theory!
601
00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:03,750
It is a freaky theory,
602
00:15:01,184 --> 00:15:03,750
but it's a theory.
603
00:15:03,817 --> 00:15:05,250
I think
604
00:15:03,818 --> 00:15:05,250
I'm under some kinda...
605
00:15:05,316 --> 00:15:06,216
- spell.
606
00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:07,183
- Ah, geez.
607
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,050
Gretta: I remember
608
00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:08,050
the first time,
609
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,750
I was placed under a spell.
610
00:15:09,817 --> 00:15:11,550
- Oh, hey,
611
00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:11,550
so you've done this before.
612
00:15:11,617 --> 00:15:12,750
So, how do I--
613
00:15:12,817 --> 00:15:13,817
[clap, clap]
614
00:15:13,884 --> 00:15:17,383
Dwight: prove my worthiness
615
00:15:13,885 --> 00:15:17,383
to Princess Pridwyn?
616
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,483
- Ah, floof.
617
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:19,583
- Oh.
618
00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:23,116
Gretta: Ah.
619
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,283
Sir Dwight is
620
00:15:23,184 --> 00:15:25,283
under some kind of spell.
621
00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:26,216
Jacopo: Who's spell?
622
00:15:26,283 --> 00:15:28,350
That snotty little elf girl?
623
00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:31,150
Gretta: No, she could not throw
624
00:15:28,418 --> 00:15:31,150
out her own bath water.
625
00:15:31,216 --> 00:15:31,850
Jacopo: Ha.
626
00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:33,784
- I believe that is the culprit.
627
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,116
Jacopo: Oh.
628
00:15:35,183 --> 00:15:39,550
[clapping]
629
00:15:39,617 --> 00:15:41,717
[clap, clap]
630
00:15:41,784 --> 00:15:42,950
- Gretta?
631
00:15:43,016 --> 00:15:43,784
- Oh.
632
00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:44,650
Hold.
633
00:15:44,717 --> 00:15:46,183
I think I found the trick.
634
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:46,583
Hm.
635
00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:47,650
[clap, clap]
636
00:15:47,717 --> 00:15:50,617
Dwight: Command me, my princess!
637
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:51,617
[clap, clap]
638
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,684
Dwight: Would everybody
639
00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:54,684
please stop clapping!
640
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:55,917
Gretta: Leave it to me.
641
00:15:55,984 --> 00:15:57,884
Hm?
642
00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:59,617
[disgusted] Oh.
643
00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:02,617
Now see here,
644
00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:02,617
you pointy-eared scullion,
645
00:16:02,684 --> 00:16:05,250
release Sir Dwight
646
00:16:02,685 --> 00:16:05,250
from your villainous spell.
647
00:16:05,316 --> 00:16:07,250
- [laughs]
648
00:16:07,316 --> 00:16:10,150
Gretta: Or it shall be war
649
00:16:07,317 --> 00:16:10,150
between Rogemore and Elvendale.
650
00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:10,583
Dwight: Hey!
651
00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:11,417
Hey, hey, hey,
652
00:16:11,483 --> 00:16:13,116
let's not go
653
00:16:11,484 --> 00:16:13,116
for the nuclear option.
654
00:16:13,183 --> 00:16:13,717
- Run along.
655
00:16:13,784 --> 00:16:14,684
[clap, clap]
656
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,417
Dwight: [operatically]
657
00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:16,417
♪ Running along! ♪
658
00:16:16,483 --> 00:16:18,083
[music begins]
659
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:19,984
Allow me to display
660
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,984
my immense strength for you,
661
00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:21,216
my princess.
662
00:16:21,283 --> 00:16:21,917
- Oh!
663
00:16:21,984 --> 00:16:23,116
Agravain: My spell will end
664
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,383
when Princess Pridwyn
665
00:16:23,184 --> 00:16:25,383
removes her favor,
666
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:27,884
and not a moment before.
667
00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,583
And there's nothing
668
00:16:27,951 --> 00:16:29,583
you can do about it,
669
00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:33,083
you paltry, pitiful,
670
00:16:29,651 --> 00:16:33,083
little princess.
671
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:39,417
- [disgusted] Oh.
672
00:16:39,483 --> 00:16:41,717
[clears throat]
673
00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:46,850
[sighs gracefully]
674
00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:50,350
Oh, Pridwyn,
675
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:50,350
I just heard the good news.
676
00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:53,850
Sir Dwight is to be
677
00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:53,850
your champion now.
678
00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:54,984
Is he?
679
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:57,183
Pridwyn: Yes, he seems
680
00:16:55,051 --> 00:16:57,183
to prefer my company to yours.
681
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:57,717
Gretta: Oh,
682
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:58,150
[laughs delicately]
683
00:16:58,216 --> 00:16:59,617
I am so pleased.
684
00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:00,517
Hm.
685
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,183
Pridwyn: You are?
686
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,316
- I confess.
687
00:17:03,383 --> 00:17:04,884
I'm happy to see him go,
688
00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:07,316
though you mustn't tell him
689
00:17:04,951 --> 00:17:07,316
I said so.
690
00:17:07,383 --> 00:17:11,083
The dear boy is so sensitive.
691
00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:12,050
Pridwyn: Sensitive?
692
00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:12,884
Gretta: Mm-hm.
693
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:14,316
Patron: Yah!
694
00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:15,550
[thump]
695
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,283
Dwight: [patronizing laugh]
696
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,283
Better luck next time, fellow.
697
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:22,417
Gretta: Oh, terribly, terribly,
698
00:17:18,351 --> 00:17:22,417
terribly sensitive.
699
00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:23,383
If I'm quite honest,
700
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:27,116
I find him more
701
00:17:23,451 --> 00:17:27,116
than a bit smothering.
702
00:17:27,183 --> 00:17:28,016
- Smothering.
703
00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,650
- Though I'm sure
704
00:17:28,084 --> 00:17:29,650
you'll probably love
705
00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:31,950
having a champion
706
00:17:29,718 --> 00:17:31,950
who sticks to your side
707
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:34,383
like honey to a bun, hm?
708
00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:35,717
Hm?
709
00:17:35,784 --> 00:17:37,550
- Hm.
710
00:17:37,617 --> 00:17:39,350
Gretta: Oh,
711
00:17:37,618 --> 00:17:39,350
here's the honey now.
712
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:42,550
- Whom shall I fight
713
00:17:39,418 --> 00:17:42,550
in your honor, my princess?
714
00:17:42,617 --> 00:17:43,750
Name the man!
715
00:17:43,817 --> 00:17:45,216
Gretta: [delicate yawn]
716
00:17:45,283 --> 00:17:47,283
It never ends with him.
717
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:48,784
Pridwyn: Go away, Sir Dwight!
718
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:49,784
Gretta: Hm.
719
00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:52,717
Dwight: Going away.
720
00:17:52,784 --> 00:17:58,517
Gretta: And now, I am free
721
00:17:52,785 --> 00:17:58,517
to find a new champion,
722
00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:02,316
perhaps one a bit taller,
723
00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:03,483
maybe with a beard.
724
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,684
Patrons: [cheer]
725
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,884
- Woo!
726
00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:13,216
[crickets chirping]
727
00:18:13,283 --> 00:18:13,917
[slam]
728
00:18:13,984 --> 00:18:15,050
Gretta: I am so relieved
729
00:18:15,116 --> 00:18:16,950
that Sir Dwight will go
730
00:18:15,117 --> 00:18:16,950
to a good home,
731
00:18:17,016 --> 00:18:19,617
but I only feel it right
732
00:18:17,017 --> 00:18:19,617
to tell you most
733
00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:22,283
of the legends
734
00:18:19,685 --> 00:18:22,283
and songs about him,
735
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:26,383
well, you mustn't believe
736
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:26,383
everything you hear.
737
00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:28,350
- Mm.
738
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:29,817
Dwight: Thank you, squire.
739
00:18:29,884 --> 00:18:30,950
[slam]
740
00:18:31,016 --> 00:18:32,650
[clap, clap]
741
00:18:32,717 --> 00:18:33,917
Dwight: Ow!
742
00:18:33,984 --> 00:18:34,884
Ow.
743
00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:35,316
Ow.
744
00:18:35,383 --> 00:18:35,884
Ow.
745
00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:36,617
Gretta: See what I mean?
746
00:18:36,684 --> 00:18:37,150
[clap, clap]
747
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,884
- Ow, ow,
748
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,617
I relish pain.
749
00:18:41,684 --> 00:18:42,183
[clap, clap]
750
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,850
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
751
00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:45,116
Ow, ow, ow,
752
00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:45,984
I think I broke my toe.
753
00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:52,817
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
754
00:18:52,884 --> 00:18:56,717
Uh.
755
00:18:56,784 --> 00:18:59,784
Gretta: [gasps]
756
00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:02,350
Pridwyn: [screams]
757
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,617
Agravain: [screams]
758
00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:05,717
Take cover!
759
00:19:05,784 --> 00:19:07,617
[sobs in fear]
760
00:19:07,684 --> 00:19:08,617
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
761
00:19:08,684 --> 00:19:11,850
- Woe, woe, all is lost.
762
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,050
Dwight: Guys, it's just the--
763
00:19:14,116 --> 00:19:15,617
- Demon!!
764
00:19:15,684 --> 00:19:16,817
Demon!
765
00:19:16,884 --> 00:19:18,450
Ah..demon!
766
00:19:18,517 --> 00:19:19,550
Woe!
767
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,817
- First Elvendale,
768
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,817
now Rogemore?
769
00:19:21,884 --> 00:19:24,750
Gretta: No,
770
00:19:21,885 --> 00:19:24,750
here we make our stand.
771
00:19:24,817 --> 00:19:27,483
Pridwyn: Sir Dwight,
772
00:19:24,818 --> 00:19:27,483
my champion, save me.
773
00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,083
Dwight: From
774
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:29,083
the wacky, wavy tubeman?
775
00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:30,016
- Shhh.
776
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:33,283
See, Sir Dwight is no match
777
00:19:30,084 --> 00:19:33,283
for a demon.
778
00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:37,016
I tried to tell you the stories
779
00:19:33,351 --> 00:19:37,016
are hugely exaggerated.
780
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,050
Pridwyn: No!
781
00:19:38,116 --> 00:19:40,250
Then all is vain!
782
00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:43,517
Gretta: Then we die with honor.
783
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,016
Pridwyn: But I don't want to.
784
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,684
Agravain: Then we flee
785
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,684
with haste.
786
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:47,684
- Yes.
787
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:49,083
Agravain: And find another place
788
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,083
for sanctuary.
789
00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:50,350
Pridwyn: Yes, yes.
790
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,617
- Go, elf princess.
791
00:19:51,684 --> 00:19:53,784
I shall keep the demon at bay
792
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:57,050
and buy your escape
793
00:19:53,851 --> 00:19:57,050
with my own blood.
794
00:19:57,116 --> 00:19:57,850
Dwight: Huh?
795
00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:58,750
Pridwyn: Yes, yes, yes.
796
00:19:58,817 --> 00:20:00,550
Agravain, fetch my things.
797
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:01,850
Agravain: Done, my princess.
798
00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:04,483
Pridwyn: And you,
799
00:20:01,918 --> 00:20:04,483
give me back my royal favor.
800
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:06,717
- Okay.
801
00:20:06,784 --> 00:20:08,350
- Find me
802
00:20:06,785 --> 00:20:08,350
a better champion, Agravain.
803
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,016
A taller one with a beard.
804
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,717
Agravain: As you command,
805
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,717
my princess.
806
00:20:11,784 --> 00:20:19,950
Gretta: Three, two, one...run!
807
00:20:20,016 --> 00:20:21,417
Pridwyn: [screams]
808
00:20:21,483 --> 00:20:31,150
Gretta: [slow-motion screams]
809
00:20:31,216 --> 00:20:36,116
[happily yells and laughs]
810
00:20:36,183 --> 00:20:37,617
- I feel like
811
00:20:36,184 --> 00:20:37,617
I missed most of that.
812
00:20:37,684 --> 00:20:40,450
Gretta: Wait,
813
00:20:37,685 --> 00:20:40,450
we must be certain.
814
00:20:40,517 --> 00:20:41,383
[clap, clap]
815
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,817
Dwight: What happened
816
00:20:41,451 --> 00:20:43,817
to my toe?
817
00:20:43,884 --> 00:20:44,950
- Hm?
818
00:20:45,016 --> 00:20:45,750
[clap, clap]
819
00:20:45,817 --> 00:20:48,116
- Why was
820
00:20:45,818 --> 00:20:48,116
I wearing a cowboy hat?
821
00:20:48,183 --> 00:20:51,517
- [sigh of relief]
822
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,450
Oh, Baldric!
823
00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:55,917
Huh.
824
00:20:55,984 --> 00:20:59,350
- Your Royal Highness.
825
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:01,350
[fan whirs down]
826
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:06,016
I have delivered
827
00:21:01,418 --> 00:21:06,016
your wavy, wacka tubeman,
828
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:06,583
[clears throat]
829
00:21:06,650 --> 00:21:07,984
as commanded.
830
00:21:08,050 --> 00:21:09,216
Gretta: Well done, Baldric.
831
00:21:09,283 --> 00:21:10,283
- Hmm.
832
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:12,550
Gretta: This wacky, wavy tubeman
833
00:21:10,351 --> 00:21:12,550
has just saved us
834
00:21:12,617 --> 00:21:16,917
from a horrid, rotten
835
00:21:12,618 --> 00:21:16,917
little elf princess.
836
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,116
- Indeed?
837
00:21:18,183 --> 00:21:19,917
- Her butler put me
838
00:21:18,184 --> 00:21:19,917
under some kind
839
00:21:19,984 --> 00:21:20,817
of clapper spell.
840
00:21:20,884 --> 00:21:21,717
Gretta: Uh, Baldric,
841
00:21:21,784 --> 00:21:25,717
she was dreadful, spoiled,
842
00:21:21,785 --> 00:21:25,717
and snootsy,
843
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,817
the way she bossed
844
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,817
everybody about,
845
00:21:27,884 --> 00:21:31,550
like she owned the whole...
846
00:21:31,617 --> 00:21:32,283
- Yeah.
847
00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:33,050
- world.
848
00:21:33,116 --> 00:21:34,283
- Mm.
849
00:21:34,350 --> 00:21:38,550
Oh, yes, go on,
850
00:21:34,351 --> 00:21:38,550
Your Royal Highness.
851
00:21:38,617 --> 00:21:42,150
- I owe a debt
852
00:21:38,618 --> 00:21:42,150
to this wacky, wavy tubeman
853
00:21:42,216 --> 00:21:44,617
that I should not soon forget.
854
00:21:44,684 --> 00:21:46,016
- [clears throat]
855
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:50,950
- But, I should hate
856
00:21:46,084 --> 00:21:50,950
for him to come
857
00:21:51,016 --> 00:21:53,450
between you and me.
858
00:21:53,517 --> 00:21:56,550
'Tis true that being a princess
859
00:21:53,518 --> 00:21:56,550
has its benefits
860
00:21:56,617 --> 00:22:01,116
but so does not being
861
00:21:56,618 --> 00:22:01,116
a big, bossy jerk.
862
00:22:01,183 --> 00:22:03,016
- Fact.
863
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:06,150
Gretta: It was wrong of me
864
00:22:03,084 --> 00:22:06,150
to order you about, Baldric.
865
00:22:06,216 --> 00:22:09,150
You are not my servant,
866
00:22:09,216 --> 00:22:13,450
you are my most loyal
867
00:22:09,217 --> 00:22:13,450
and trusted friend.
868
00:22:13,517 --> 00:22:16,150
I know you only ever have
869
00:22:13,518 --> 00:22:16,150
my welfare at heart,
870
00:22:16,216 --> 00:22:19,216
so if you have concerns
871
00:22:16,217 --> 00:22:19,216
about this wacky, wavy tubeman.
872
00:22:19,283 --> 00:22:22,016
Baldric: No, no, no, Highness.
873
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,517
Surely he has proven
874
00:22:22,084 --> 00:22:24,517
his loyalty,
875
00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:28,517
and his antics are strangely
876
00:22:24,584 --> 00:22:28,517
amusing and terrifying
877
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:29,617
at the same time.
878
00:22:29,684 --> 00:22:30,316
- Right?
879
00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,283
Baldric: Yes.
880
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,316
Gretta: Perhaps
881
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,316
we should keep him, then?
882
00:22:33,383 --> 00:22:35,383
To ward off elf princesses.
883
00:22:35,450 --> 00:22:42,316
- [inhales],
884
00:22:35,451 --> 00:22:42,316
yeah, very wise, princess.
885
00:22:42,383 --> 00:22:43,917
Gretta: [laughs]
886
00:22:43,984 --> 00:22:49,483
♪
887
00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:52,884
- ♪ Livin' my, livin' my,
888
00:22:49,551 --> 00:22:52,884
livin' my own pace, ♪
889
00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:54,850
♪ ain't no runnin' round,
890
00:22:52,951 --> 00:22:54,850
runnin' round, ♪
891
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:58,550
♪ wrappin' my, wrappin' my,
892
00:22:54,918 --> 00:22:58,550
wrappin' myself up, ♪
893
00:22:58,617 --> 00:23:01,583
♪ eh, eh, pullin' me,
894
00:22:58,618 --> 00:23:01,583
pullin' me, ♪
895
00:23:01,650 --> 00:23:03,984
♪ pullin' me back up, ♪
896
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,016
♪ ain't no knockin' down,
897
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:06,016
knockin' down♪
898
00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:09,684
♪ healin' my, healin' my,
899
00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:09,684
healin' my heartache. ♪
900
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:12,383
♪ Ooo-oo. ♪
901
00:23:12,450 --> 00:23:15,183
♪ Flying miles ahead
902
00:23:12,451 --> 00:23:15,183
on my shadow. ♪
903
00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:17,850
♪ Mojo, mojo. ♪
904
00:23:17,917 --> 00:23:20,817
♪ I'll be climbin' up
905
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:20,817
another level. ♪
906
00:23:20,884 --> 00:23:23,684
♪ Mojo, mojo, ♪
907
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,517
♪ Flying miles ahead
908
00:23:23,751 --> 00:23:26,517
on my shadow. ♪
909
00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:29,183
♪ Mojo, mojo. ♪
910
00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:32,316
♪ I'll be climbing up
911
00:23:29,251 --> 00:23:32,316
another level. ♪
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