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♪♪
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Baldric: Look what I found
in a trunk of linens,
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Your Highness.
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[silence]
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[soft gasp]
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Dwight: Wow, fancy.
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Baldric: Yes, indeed.
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It's made of pure silk
by Gunhilde the Irritable.
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The finest seamstress
of our time.
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Gretta: A wasted life
for hundreds of silk worms,
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I'm afraid.
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Dwight: What do you mean?
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Gretta: That dress was meant
for a very special occasion...
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that never happened.
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Baldric: [sigh]
Not for lack of trying.
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Dwight: What occasion?
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Baldric: Princess Gretta's
coming-of-age ball.
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[echoing] coming-of-age ball,
coming-of-age ball,
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coming-of-age ball,
coming-of-age ball.
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Dwight: Well, that was freaky.
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Exactly what is a...
a, you know.
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Baldric:
Ah, it is a momentous event
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where a noble youth
is presented at court.
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Gretta: We have no time
for such frivolities
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when our lives
are in constant peril.
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Baldric: Now, Highness,
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I know we're living
in barbaric times,
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where common manners
have been cast aside,
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but we mustn't abandon
our decorum.
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You are a princess.
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You must have your ball.
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Gretta: But what if
another siege befalls us,
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or we have to flee again?
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Or one of my fellows
poisons the appetizers again
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and all of my guests fall dead
on the dance floor?
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Dwight: That happened?
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Gretta: Mm.
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No, Baldric, a ball
is simply not in my stars.
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Dwight: Or maybe it is,
in your stars.
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[tapping]
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Here.
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Baldric: Oh.
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Gretta: The Sweetheart's Ball?
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Dwight: Yeah, at Woodside High.
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You can have your
coming-of-age thing there.
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Baldric: [gasp] Oh.
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Gretta: I suppose.
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Dwight: Look,
and they still need volunteers
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for the planning committee.
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Baldric: Yes, yes,
there is much to plan.
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Dwight: Sure.
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Should I sign us up?
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Gretta: Mm.
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Baldric: Mm?
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Gretta: All right.
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Baldric: Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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Oh!
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Yes!
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[laughs]
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♪♪
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Dwight: Okay,
so about a thousand years ago
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there was this princess, Gretta.
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And she was in big trouble
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because she had lots of enemies
and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician, Baldric,
cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods
to sleep
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until a champion would come,
break the spell with his kiss
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and deal with Gretta's big,
scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead,
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Ahh!
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[thump]
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[kiss]
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they got me.
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Ah!
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♪♪
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Ow!
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♪♪
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Baldric: Hm.
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The hall looks adequate.
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Chad:
Ah, you must be Mr. Baldric,
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our parent party planner.
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Dwight: Uh, yeah, Bal--
uh, M-Mr. Baldric,
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this is Chad.
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Baldric: Mm.
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Chad: Well, uh, we are all here,
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so let the first meeting
of the uh,
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Sweetheart's Party Ball
Planning Committee begin.
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Baldric: Here, here.
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[clears throat]
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Gretta: What, pray,
is a sweetheart's ball?
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Baldric: I assume sweet hearts
will be served,
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duck hearts perhaps.
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Gretta: Or quail.
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Baldric: Her Highness requests
that the sweet hearts be quail.
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Dwight: Uh, you know what,
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let's sidebar that conversation
for now and let's pick a theme.
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Chad: Absolutely.
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We're thinking 80s or disco,
under the sea...
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Baldric: It must be
a proper royal ball.
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Dwight: Yeah, that's cool,
right?
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Like, like medieval times.
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Baldric: With minstrels
and acrobats.
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A spit with a roasting beast,
[gasp]
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and barrels of mead.
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Dwight: Or lemonade?
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Chad: I got it, I got it.
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Um, [clears throat]
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Come one, come all
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to Woodside's
Sweethearts Royal Ball.
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Baldric: Oh, very nice,
Master Chad, very nice.
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Gretta: Lovely.
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Chad: All in favor?
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Cool.
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[rock music]
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Baldric: All hands on deck!
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♪♪
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All right, here's the plan.
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This is where the mead stall
will be,
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over here we'll have
the weapons,
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who has an ox we can use?
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♪♪
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Here's where we'll have
the roast beast.
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Dwight: So, I just talked
to the fire marshal
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and that is a hard no
on the fire pit
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and the torches and the--
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Baldric: But, but
how shall we roast our venison
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if we have no fire pit?
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Dwight:
Well, the Swine and Slosh Tavern
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can roast it on their premises
and bring it on kebabs.
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Baldric: And how do we achieve
elegant ambience
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without torches?
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[chuckles with unbelief]
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Dwight: Two thousand feet
of twinkle lights?
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Baldric: Twinkle lights?
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Gretta: What's amiss?
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Baldric: Our plans
have been thwarted
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by the Marshal of Fires.
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Dwight: Oh, and he also nixed
the candlestick jumping and um--
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Baldric: How could the man
object
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to children leaping over flames?
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[unbelieving scoff]
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Dwight: Uhhhh...
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Baldric: [scoffs again]
You did tell him
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that this is Princess Gretta's
coming-of-age ball.
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[wind whistles through]
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Dwight: That was
a large gust of wind
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that just blew through
this entirely windowless room.
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Gretta: Very strange.
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It seems any time anyone says--
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Dwight: Don't say it.
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Baldric: You're right, Highness.
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Most peculiar.
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Gretta: Shall we have to
cancel the ball again?
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Baldric: Assuredly not.
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I give you my word,
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you shall have
your coming-of-age ball.
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[wind whistles through]
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Dwight: [coughs]
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Can we agree
to stop saying that?
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Baldric: [clears throat]
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Master Chad!
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Chad: Yes, Mr. Baldric?
Baldric: Come hither!
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About the trapeze--
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Dwight: Trapeze?
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Baldric:
Yes, the man atop the trapeze
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should fly right over
the fire breather,
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but not so close
as to catch ablaze.
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Gretta: We learned that lesson,
didn't we?
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Baldric: Ha, yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Dwight: No, no, no, no,
no fire breather.
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Sorry.
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Baldric: Wha?
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Dwight: Fire Marshall.
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Baldric: And how are we
to entertain the common folk
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with a jester
who breathes no fire?
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Hm?
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Hm?
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Dwight: The guys juggles,
that's cool, right?
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Baldric: [sarcastic]
Oh, he juggles.
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[laughs]
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Juggles.
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Chad: Yeah, Mr. Baldric,
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we actually had to
nix the trapeze artist.
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[ominous music]
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Well the room just doesn't have
the proper rigging points.
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Baldric: No trapeze?
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Chad: Yeah, no.
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Baldric: [incensed inhale]
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Chad: And about
the dwarf acrobats--
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Dwight: The what?
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Baldric:
Wha, wha, what of them?!
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Dwight: No, no, no, no, no,
emphatically no!
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If you are going
to have acrobats,
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then they are going to be
of random body type.
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Baldric: Very well.
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But it will hardly be a ball
without dwarves!
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How goes the building
of the mead stall?
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Dwight: No!
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No mead!
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[thunder and rain]
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Gretta: To the right, kick.
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To the left, kick.
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Forward steps, [claps]
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[giggles]
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to the right, kick.
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Dwight: And why
are we doing this, again?
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Baldric: It's tradition.
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The princess's first dance.
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She chooses
her most loyal knight
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to be her partner.
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It is quite an honor,
Sir Dwight.
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Dwight: Oh, okay.
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Baldric: What do you think
of this one, Your Highness?
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Gretta: Oh, it's a masterpiece.
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Do you think
you can achieve it?
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Baldric: I'll need practice,
hm, four hours, possibly five.
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No more than six.
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Dwight: Or you could just
go to the salon.
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Gretta: But Baldric
has fashioned my hair
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for every major event
of my life.
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Dwight: Really?
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Baldric: Mm.
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Ah, ah.
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This shall be my masterpiece.
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Chad: Doors open
in 30 minutes.
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Dwight: Perfect, let's ice
the lemonade barrels first.
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Chad: Have you seen Mr. Baldric?
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Dwight: I think
he's doing Gretta's hair.
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Chad: Cool.
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Baldric: Her Royal Highness,
Princess Gretta... the Besieged.
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[soft music]
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Gretta: Sir Dwight.
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♪♪
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♪ Everyone's got something. ♪
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Dwight: Hey.
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You look great.
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♪ Something
no one else can do. ♪
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Dwight: [clears throat]
Nice work, Baldric.
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It's a masterpiece.
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Baldric: Ah.
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♪ Something
no one else can see. ♪
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♪ And I want you. ♪
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Baldric: Hm.
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♪ I want you to know ♪
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Dwight: [surprised groan]
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♪♪
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♪ all I have is you. ♪
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♪ All I need is you. ♪
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♪ All I want is you. ♪
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Dwight: [gasp]
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Gretta: I expected no less,
259
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,500
it's always something
with this ball.
260
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,903
[sigh of disbelief]
261
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:47,406
Baldric: I have a suspicion.
262
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,675
I shudder to say it.
263
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:50,676
Dwight: Just go for it,
264
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,646
I've probably never heard
whatever this is.
265
00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:54,613
Baldric: A ghost.
266
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:55,147
Dwight: Hey!
267
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:55,748
I've heard of that.
268
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,316
Gretta: A ghost?
269
00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:02,154
Baldric: With a grievance.
270
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:13,232
Chad: Ahhhhhhhh!
271
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,935
Baldric: Master Chad
makes an excellent point.
272
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,270
Gretta: It was not meant to be.
273
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,207
Come Baldric,
let us eat mint chip ice cream
274
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:25,377
until we forget
we ever wanted a ball.
275
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,979
Dwight: Guys, no,
it's gonna be okay.
276
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:27,980
Chad: How do you figure?
277
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:31,984
Dwight: Well, I admit it's,
it's a setback,
278
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:32,885
but we have time.
279
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:33,486
Chad: Twenty-five minutes.
280
00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:34,386
Dwight: Determination.
281
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,423
Gretta: Why did we even try?
282
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,659
Dwight: And the keys
to the janitor's closet.
283
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:45,698
Chad: I got this.
284
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:49,101
Dwight: You said that the ghost
had a grievance, right?
285
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,402
Baldric: Mm.
286
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,971
Dwight: So why not ask it?
287
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,239
Gretta: Ask it what?
288
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,308
Dwight: Why it's got a beef with
the Woodside Sweetheart's Ball.
289
00:12:56,309 --> 00:13:05,384
Baldric: [scoffs]
290
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:13,826
Dwight: Uh, pardon me,
Mr. or Mrs. Ghost.
291
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,393
[loud pop]
292
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:20,032
Dwight: Ah!
293
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:24,036
We're not going to hurt you.
294
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:28,307
We want to help.
295
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,810
You're safe here.
296
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,847
What's your name?
297
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,081
Gretta: Look!
298
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:41,620
[whoosh]
299
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,623
Dwight: Mirabel.
300
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:52,498
[whoosh]
301
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,832
Mirabel: [deep inhale]
302
00:13:53,833 --> 00:14:00,873
[heavy breathing]
303
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,275
Everything will be perfect
this time.
304
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:08,147
[angrily]
Perfect, perfect, perfect!
305
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,248
Dwight: 'Kay.
306
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,549
Mirabel: There must be venison,
307
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:15,754
and fire breathers and dwarves
and barrels of mead.
308
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:16,689
[angry sigh]
309
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:21,560
Baldric: [low]
Sounds like a proper ball.
310
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,695
Dwight: Guys.
311
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,496
The ghost can touch things.
312
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,432
Baldric:
If a ghost is intent enough,
313
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,168
they can indeed
take tangible form.
314
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,136
Dwight:
What's she so intent about?
315
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,405
Baldric: Uh [raspberry]
316
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,473
Dwight: What do you think,
Gretta?
317
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,174
[thump]
318
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,342
Mirabel: [blood-curdling scream]
319
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,710
[smack]
320
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:38,344
Gretta: Ow!
321
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,411
Mirabel: Gretta?
322
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,615
No, this night is mine.
323
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:43,616
Dwight: You okay, Gretta?
324
00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:44,383
Mirabel: [screams]
325
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,517
[slap]
326
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:49,355
Mirabel: No Gretta, not tonight.
327
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,358
I must practice my dance.
328
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,527
Sir Isenbert.
329
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:58,130
Dwight: Uh, uh.
330
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:01,867
Baldric: [encouraging noises]
331
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,168
Dwight: Ah!
332
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:06,839
Mirabel: I fear
I will not be ready in time.
333
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,476
I must practice.
334
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,877
Dwight: [loud whisper] Baldric!
335
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,880
Any ideas?
336
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,348
Gretta!
337
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,650
[slap]
338
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:18,817
Gretta: Stop saying my name,
339
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:22,621
every time you say my name
I get slapped in the face!
340
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:27,493
Mirabel: This time
Gretta will not be born.
341
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,962
She will not be.
342
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:35,901
Nothing wrong, this time.
343
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:38,771
Baldric: [sigh]
344
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:42,341
Dwight: So, yeah,
she's got a personal grievance.
345
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,342
Gretta: But why?
346
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,910
I don't even know this Mirabel.
347
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:45,911
Dwight: Well, she knows you
348
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:49,081
and she wants you
not to be born.
349
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:53,185
Baldric: Most strange.
350
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,621
Dwight: Wait, maybe that's it.
351
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,891
The day that Gre--ahh--
352
00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:04,496
our princess friend here
was born,
353
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,199
what do you remember
about that day?
354
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,668
Gretta: Very little.
355
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,669
Dwight: Not you.
356
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,604
Baldric, what do you remember
about that day?
357
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,740
Baldric: Uh, I was in Eskitoff
358
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:18,444
at the home of the
king's second cousin, Adelric.
359
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,380
He was giving...
360
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:29,221
a ball... for his daughter.
361
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,022
Dwight: And that's
where you heard the news
362
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,223
that Gretta had been born.
363
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,258
[spitting]
364
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,259
[slapping]
365
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:37,563
Gretta: [gasps of pain]
366
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,631
[frustrated noise]
367
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:40,933
Dwight: My bad.
368
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,302
Baldric: At the ball is where
everyone heard the news.
369
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,071
We drank to the health
of the new princess
370
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:50,075
then we went to pay our respects
to the king and queen.
371
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:52,044
Dwight: Well, what about Adelric
and his daughter,
372
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,712
did they go to the castle?
373
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:58,183
Baldric: Yes, wait, no!
374
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:03,989
The girl died soon afterwards
in an accident in the woods.
375
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:12,164
Her carriage was overturned.
376
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:15,067
[soft clap]
377
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,903
Dwight: Hey, it's me again.
378
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,839
Uh, is your father around?
379
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,107
Adelric?
380
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,809
[soft clap]
381
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,210
Mirabel: He must be here
somewhere.
382
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,211
Dwight: Maybe he's gone
to the castle?
383
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,446
[clap]
384
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,914
Mirabel: No, no, no, no, no.
385
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,082
He mustn't!
386
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:30,816
I won't go in the woods!
387
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,017
I won't go into the carriage!
388
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:32,918
No!
389
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:33,585
[whoosh]
390
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,787
Dwight: Ah, ah.
391
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:42,528
[gasping]
392
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:46,398
[clears throat]
393
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,902
I think Mirabel died
the day you were born.
394
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,703
Baldric: She must have been
on her way from the ball
395
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,573
to the castle.
396
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,209
Gretta: It's tragic.
397
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,344
Why don't we give her
what she wants?
398
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,145
Baldric: What she wants
399
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:04,082
is for you
to have never been born.
400
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:10,355
Gretta: No, she wants the ball
she never got to have.
401
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:14,359
So, why don't we give it to her?
402
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,229
She shall have my ball.
403
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,730
Baldric: Your ball?
404
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,065
But, Highness.
405
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,868
Gretta: It is my royal gift
by royal decree.
406
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:34,947
[gentle music]
407
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:40,352
[quiet sobbing]
408
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,955
Dwight: Mirabel?
409
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,723
Mirabel: Sir Isenbert?
410
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:50,062
Dwight: Hey, yeah,
it's me again.
411
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:54,800
I've come to ask the honor
of escorting you to your ball.
412
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,268
Mirabel: Why, Sir Isenbert,
413
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:59,771
there's no one else
I would prefer to escort me.
414
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:00,806
Dwight: Great.
415
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,175
It starts in five minutes.
416
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,477
Mirabel: Five minutes!
417
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,647
But, nothing's ready.
418
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,850
[magical noises]
419
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:17,322
[wind]
420
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:32,271
[wind]
421
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:38,410
[wind]
422
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:44,550
Chad: It's time
to pull off a miracle.
423
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,851
Dwight, what?
424
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,052
Wh-How?
425
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:47,586
♪♪
426
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:53,659
♪ She's on fire. ♪
427
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:54,960
♪ A thousand degrees. ♪
428
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,362
♪ She's on fire. ♪
429
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,164
♪ I'm feeling the beat. ♪
430
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,966
♪ Like, oh! ♪
431
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:05,437
Baldric: The Honorable
Mirabel of Eskitoff.
432
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,772
♪ ...burn the place down. ♪
433
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:10,576
♪ She's on fire. ♪
434
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:14,313
♪ She's on fire. ♪
435
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,848
♪ She's on fire. ♪
436
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,250
♪ A thousand degrees. ♪
437
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,686
♪ She's on fire. ♪
438
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,387
♪ I'm feelin' the heat. ♪
439
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,056
♪ Like, oh. ♪
440
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,258
♪ Somebody put her out. ♪
441
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,993
♪ Like, oh. ♪
442
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,995
♪ She'll burn the place down. ♪
443
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,364
♪ She's on fire. ♪
444
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,732
♪ A thousand degrees. ♪
445
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,068
♪ She's on fire. ♪
446
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,669
♪ I'm feeling the heat. ♪
447
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,571
♪ Like, oh. ♪
448
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,773
♪ Somebody put her out. ♪
449
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,575
♪ Like, oh. ♪
450
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,477
♪ She'll burn this place down. ♪
451
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,814
♪ She's on fire. ♪
452
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:53,719
♪ She's on fire. ♪
453
00:20:53,720 --> 00:21:02,494
♪ Fir-r-re ♪
454
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,730
Mirabel: The ball
draws to a close, I believe.
455
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:05,831
Dwight: Did you have fun?
456
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,432
I mean, the juggler was cool.
457
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,701
And the venison, was,
was a little gamey, but--
458
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,370
Mirabel: It was perfect.
459
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,139
Everything,
exactly what I've longed for,
460
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:19,244
for so many years.
461
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:23,348
Dwight: I'm sorry for what
happened to you, Mirabel.
462
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,317
It was sad.
463
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:29,721
It wasn't fair and I'm sorry.
464
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,690
So is Gretta.
465
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:36,762
I know she is.
466
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:40,532
Mirabel: What is your name?
467
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:45,337
Dwight: Dwight.
468
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,638
Mirabel: Thank you, Dwight.
469
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:57,949
♪♪
470
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:10,729
[whoosh]
471
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:15,967
Gretta: She's gone?
472
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,669
Dwight: You know, Gretta,
473
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,672
what you did tonight
was pretty awesome.
474
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,574
Gretta: I have done nothing
but stay out of sight.
475
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,409
Dwight: You know what I mean.
476
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:27,446
This was supposed to be
your night.
477
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:31,049
Gretta: This night
was meant for Mirabel all along.
478
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:35,053
How oddly fate conspires.
479
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,488
Baldric: Master Chad
has invited me
480
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:39,424
to be the parent party planner
for the Spring Fling.
481
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:42,027
Dwight: Oh, good for you.
482
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,428
Baldric: See Highness,
483
00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:46,398
you will yet have
your coming-of-age ball.
484
00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:48,400
Oh.
485
00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:52,871
Ah, ha.
486
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,806
Chad: Ah, hey,
487
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:58,076
the jugglers knocked down
like 400 twinkle lights,
488
00:22:58,077 --> 00:22:59,811
is there a way to fix that?
489
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:00,879
Dwight: Uh, don't panic.
490
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,814
We just have to start
a parallel strand.
491
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:05,016
Excuse me, sorry guys.
492
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:07,652
Gretta: [soft chuckle]
493
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:09,721
[whoosh]
494
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:13,625
[medieval music begins to play]
495
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:18,163
Baldric:
Highness, your first dance.
496
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:30,008
♪♪
497
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,811
Gretta: Would you care to dance,
Baldric?
498
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:36,715
[music continues]
499
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:37,716
♪♪
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