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[birds calling]
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- Any sign of her?
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Dwight: Just
the gnarly grey guy.
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[boiling]
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I see her!
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[grunts]
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[breathing through her nose]
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- She lives.
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Oh!
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[quacking]
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[bocking]
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- What's with the chicken
and the duck?
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- I believe the princess,
the chicken and the duck
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are ingredients
in an ogre delicacy.
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- Wah-ha!
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- That's an ogre?
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[fly buzzing]
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[bang]
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[ogre growls]
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[sniffs deeply]
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Oh!
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[growls]
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- As I feared, prinducken.
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A chicken stuffed in a duck
stuffed in a princess.
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[sniffing deeply
then whimpering]
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Baldric: What's your plan?
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- It- it- it's still
taking shape.
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A lot of the details
aren't filled in,
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but it starts
with a diversion.
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- Good, good!
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- So, um,you run that way
screaming your head off
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and waving your arms
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like you're being attacked
by killer bees.
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- And then?
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- Then we assess our options.
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[galloping hooves
and horse neighing]
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[trumpet sounds]
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- Ah!
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- Sir Aldred!
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- Ah!
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[clanging metal]
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[grunting]
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- Ah!!!
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[grunts continue]
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- Oh!
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- Easy now.
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That's it.
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- Oh, oh!
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[ogre choking sounds]
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[thump]
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[metalic ringing]
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- [muffled] Ha.
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[grunting]
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- I'm coming Your Highness.
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This, uh, here we are.
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[bocking]
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- Oh, are you all right?
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- Indeed.
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- Whoare you?
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Uh, I meanto say,
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we have not had the pleasure,
good sir knight.
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- Sir Aldred of Westfold
at your service.
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- Well met,
Sir Aldred of Westfold.
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It is your honor
tohave given aid
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to Princess Grettathe Besieged.
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- Your Highness.
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- These two little guys
are okay.
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Gretta: Rise, Sir Aldred.
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I am in your debt.
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Baldric: Let us away,
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the woods grow dark
and treacherous.
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- When I learned
of your plight princess,
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of the siege
upon your castle,
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I came with all due speed
to aid your cause.
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Alas, I became lost in the woods
and to my shame
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I was overcome by a strange
and powerful sleep.
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- The champion spell.
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- Pardon?
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- The spell that saved us
from the siege.
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It put everyone in the forest
to sleep.
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- Ingenious.
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- Yes, and no.
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I'm afraid we all overslept.
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Baldric: A thousand years passed
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until a champion came
to break the spell.
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- What champion?
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- Sir Dwight of Woodside.
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Baldric: Ah, hm.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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- Hey man.
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Nice horse.
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- Your page boy?
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[laughing]
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- What's a page boy?
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[Renaissance rock]
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Dwight: Okay, so about
a thousand years ago
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there was this princess, Gretta.
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And she was in big trouble
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because she had lots of enemies
and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician,
Baldric cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods
to sleep
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until a champion would come,
break the spell with his kiss
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and deal with Gretta's
big, scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up,
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instead...
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Ahhh!
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[kissing noise]
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they got me.
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Ah!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[celebratory sounds]
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- Come Sir Dwight,
raise a tankard with us.
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- No, thanks,
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that stuff will take
the enamel off your teeth.
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- Ah, strong spirits.
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- Orange soda.
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- Go on Sir Aldred,
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how did you escape
the goblin lair?
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- By brute force, naturally.
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Baldric and Gretta:
Naturally.
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[they laugh]
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Gretta: Is that how you came
aboutthis scar?
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- No, Highness,
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this was given me by a howler
some years ago.
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- Oh.
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- Did you say a howler?
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- I did.
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- What's a howler?
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[thud]
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Gretta: This was given to me
by a howler duringthe siege
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of our cliffside fortress.
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- What, what's a howler?
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- Vicious beasts, those howlers.
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- We had to remove the fangs
with flaming hot pincers.
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- What's a howler?
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Baldric: [harshly]
It's a creature
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that cannot be described,
Sir Dwight.
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It's, it'slike a massive...
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- Rabid dog.
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- But with nofur...
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- Fetch me pen and ink.
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[duck and chicken noises]
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[clearing throats]
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[clearing throat]
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[click]
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- You're all set.
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Baldric: Ooo,ho, ho, ho.
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♪♪
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- You can draw too.
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- Astonishing likeness,
Sir Aldred.
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Gretta: Remarkable.
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- So, who's hungry?
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- Famished.
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- Sir Dwight has prepared
a feast for us of uh, uh...
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- Tofu, cashew, lettuce wraps.
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They're super healthy.
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All: Mm.
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- Hey, old fellows.
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[door shuts loudly]
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Friend or foe?
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- Friend, Chlodwig.
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Baldric: This is Sir Aldred
of Westfold.
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Sir Aldred,
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Prince Chlodwig the Unstable.
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- Westfold, eh?
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I spent my summers there
as a lad.
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Did you train
with Sir Guntrall?
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- Uh...
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- Red beard, one eye,
eight fingers?
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[as Guntrall]
Learn to love the sight
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of your own blood, my lads.
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- Ah, I believe he was after my
time, Your Highness.
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- Lucky you.
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Sir Aldred, Sir Aldred,
I know that name.
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- Well, my deeds have been
heralded across kingdoms
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in word and song.
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Gretta: If not for Sir Aldred
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Iwould be cooking
in an ogre's oven,
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stuffed with yon chicken
and duck.
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- Prinducken, eh?
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They've taken a liking
to Sir Dwight.
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- Yeah, watch this.
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[gentle quacking]
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They think I'm their mom.
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All: Hm.
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♪ [indistinct] ♪
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♪ hey nonny, nonny. ♪
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♪ I like my skin well turned
to crust. ♪
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♪ Hey nonny, nonny. ♪
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♪ When in my grave
deep underground, ♪
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♪ the rats and spiders
run around. ♪
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♪ Hey nonny, nonny. ♪
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♪ Hey nonny, nonny. ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey. ♪
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♪ Nonny, nonny. ♪
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[laughing]
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- A rousing ditty,
well-played, Sir Aldred,
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well-played.
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- And he's musical.
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- Well sung, all.
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- Let's sing it again.
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- Let's not!
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Okay,so we are all set up
for s'mores,
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so this is a marshmallow
and...
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you ate them.
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You guys didn't
let me finish.
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What you want to do,
is toast themover the fire.
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- Oh.
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- Oh, I made a double one
for Chlodwig,
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is he coming?
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- He said something
about a pressing engagement.
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- Really?
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Man, he was excited,
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I could barely keep him out
of the marshmallows.
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- Mine is ablaze.
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- Oh, just shake it off,
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I'll get you another.
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Okay.
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What you want is
a nice even toast.
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- Tell me, Sir Dwight.
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By what valorous deeds
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were you made
Princess Gretta's champion?
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- Oh, I fell in a hole.
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And I landed on her
and woke her up.
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- Pardon?
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- And you kissed me.
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- Not on purpose.
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- He doesn't like
to admit it.
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Aldred: Ah,a binding spell.
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Sir Dwight's fate is bound
to Princess Gretta's
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by that kiss.
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- Exactly.
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- Yours is done.
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Now for the graham crackers
and chocolate.
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- Ah. Not bad.
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- It feels like it needs
something more.
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I have it.
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What if we took these toasted
white confections
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and placed them in between
the crackers and the chocolate.
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Baldric: Oh.
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- Brilliant.
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- Ha.
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Baldric: Oh.
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- Enjoy.
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Aldred: Now, princess,
I see your predicament.
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- What predicament?
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- But the solution is
as plain.
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- What solution?
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- You are agenius, Sir Aldred!
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Mm.
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[chuckles]
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- An unbinding spell, princess.
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It would loose Sir Dwight
from his obligation
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as your champion.
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- What?
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- How?
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- It requires that another
take Sir Dwight's place.
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[scoffs]
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- Who?
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- Do not mistake me,
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Sir Dwight has performed
his office with honor,
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now surely if you should
require your champion
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to nurture your chickens
and ducks
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or prepare medicinal plants.
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- Those were lettuce wraps.
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- ThenSir Dwight
is your man.
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But, for all else, Highness,
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I offer myself
as your champion,
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if it so please you.
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♪♪
272
00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:46,739
Dwight: Hey Nana.
273
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:47,940
Nana: Is that you, sweetie?
274
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,075
- Yeah.
275
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:52,211
- Hexela's taking ten years
off my face.
276
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,481
- Though it will add ten years
to the bottoms of your feet.
277
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,516
- A price I'm willing to pay.
278
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,384
- Mm.
279
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:03,956
Dwight: So,there's this
new guy.
280
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:04,590
- Oh?
281
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,358
- Sir Aldred of Westfold.
282
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,060
- Sounds like a fancy pants.
283
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,229
Hexela: Sir Aldred,
where have I heard that name?
284
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,264
- Probably in some epic song.
285
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,066
He beat up an ogre
all by himself.
286
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,334
He fights hairless dogs.
287
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,368
- Like chihuahuas?
288
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,571
- Yeah,only a lot bigger
and meaner.
289
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:19,839
And he draws,
290
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,073
and he plays the lyre,
291
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,274
and he has a horse.
292
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:25,678
- Huh, an unusually accomplished
young man.
293
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,046
- Yup.
294
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:30,783
And,he wants to be
Gretta's champion.
295
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,351
- No kidding.
296
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,319
- How?
297
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,521
- Some kind of
champion do-over spell.
298
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,355
That will make him
the champion
299
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,690
and will let me off the hook.
300
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:38,557
- Wow.
301
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,825
- Yeah, right?
302
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:40,860
Isn't that great?
303
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,229
And to just not have to worry
about what crazy
304
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,297
is gonna come out
of the woods next?
305
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,465
- Boy, yeah.
306
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:49,401
- To not be dragged
into every gothicshowdown.
307
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,202
- Mm.
308
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,103
- To not be the go-to guy
309
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,805
when some medieval loon
has a grievance.
310
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,073
- Absolutely.
311
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,275
[Hexela clears her throat]
312
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,144
- And to sealthe spell,
313
00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,246
the-thetreatment.
314
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:03,115
Please touch
your fingertips together
315
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:07,653
and hold them over your heart.
316
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,254
- Oh.
317
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,189
- What the heck?
318
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,924
[shaking]
319
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,025
- What is that stuff?
320
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,127
- Don't worry about it.
321
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,195
Ah!
322
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,596
All done, honey.
323
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,666
I'm just gonna dust this off.
324
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,701
- Oh.
325
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,838
And what does Gretta think?
326
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,973
- Oh, well, of course
she wants Sir Aldred.
327
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,208
- She said so?
328
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:32,378
- N-n-no,
329
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,648
but it's obviously obvious
that he's the right guy.
330
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,317
He's like22 and ripped.
331
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,019
- Hm.
332
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,787
You know better than anyone
333
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,890
that there is more to the
champion job than muscles.
334
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:45,958
- And sick combat skills?
335
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:46,825
- Okay.
336
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,826
- And a horse.
337
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,827
- Stop.
338
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,362
I didn't get you a horse
when you were kid
339
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,364
because
of our zoning regulations.
340
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,098
- I know.
341
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,067
- So, you don't have a horse,
342
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,468
or knight skills,
343
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,970
or ripply muscles.
344
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:58,971
He couldn't do a pull-up
345
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,073
for the President's Physical
Fitness Test,
346
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,742
he couldn't even bend
his elbows.
347
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,911
- It wasn't actually
a requirement.
348
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,947
- Exactly.
349
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,082
That's my point.
350
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,750
- Um, um I'm not following.
351
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,786
- Dwight, honey.
352
00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:15,654
Think of everything
you've done
353
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:19,124
since you first
woke that girl up.
354
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,460
You didn't ask
for this champion job.
355
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,428
- That's true.
356
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:25,497
- But you're gettin' it done,
your way.
357
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:33,072
Horse, or no horse.
358
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:37,209
- Mm, hm, hm.
359
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:43,215
[gasp]
360
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:49,755
- [gasp] You're
a miracle worker.
361
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:54,393
[crickets chirping
and an owl hooting]
362
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:59,331
- Anything amiss,
Your Highness?
363
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:05,804
- All is well.
364
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:10,943
- [sighs]
365
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,746
- Sir Aldred is
a noble knight.
366
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:14,913
- He is.
367
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,150
- He's brave, and stalwart.
368
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,618
He's a very skilled swordsman.
369
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,187
- Indeed.
370
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,023
- Think of it, Baldric.
371
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,825
If he had arrived
in the woods a day sooner,
372
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,761
he might have saved us
from the siege.
373
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:32,998
- Or,if he had arrived
in the woods, a day later,
374
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:36,268
he might have been the one
to wake you.
375
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,570
- How oddly fate conspires.
376
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,973
[chuckles]
377
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:44,043
- Sir Dwight doesn't know a
broadsword from a bludgeon.
378
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,644
- 'Tis true.
379
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,912
- I go to bed every night amazed
380
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,580
that he has survived
another day.
381
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:52,518
- Mm.
382
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:56,789
- And yet--
383
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:57,790
- Princess?
384
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:01,193
- I have known many warriors,
Baldric.
385
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:04,029
Many have spoken brave words,
386
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:07,166
then have left me
when brave deeds were needed,
387
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:10,469
but Dwight,
388
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,472
he has never failed me.
389
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:19,778
[Aldred singing nonny, nonny]
390
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:28,620
[splash]
391
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,788
- Hey man.
392
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:30,856
- Sir Dwight!
393
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,691
Good morrow.
394
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:33,625
- Is that my?
395
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,461
- Pardon?
396
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,697
- It's all yours.
397
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,166
- Sir Aldred,
breakfast is ready within.
398
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:50,743
- Right-o.
399
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:51,677
- I've been thinking.
400
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,312
- As have I.
401
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:53,746
- You go first.
402
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:54,813
- No, continue.
403
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:55,748
- Okay.
404
00:16:55,749 --> 00:17:00,853
Uh, I guess
what I've been thinking is,
405
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:01,787
that the two of us,
406
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,623
we don't make a lot of sense,
really.
407
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,824
I mean,
408
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,327
you're a gothic warrior princess
from a thousand years ago
409
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:14,032
and I'm, well,
none of those things.
410
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,467
But--
411
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,702
- Yes?
412
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,104
- It's kinda working.
413
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,273
At least we've done
all right so far.
414
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,608
- Indeed we have.
415
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:26,745
- So, like Nana says,
if it ain't broke...
416
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,580
- What?
417
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,150
- Don't fix it.
418
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,352
- Ah, I see.
419
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:36,021
We shan't fixwhat ain't...
420
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,991
broke.
421
00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:43,862
- Whatever happens,
we'll just handle it.
422
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,998
[roaring]
423
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:47,566
- Oh, man.
424
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,402
- Ah!
425
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,370
- Gretta!
426
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,872
[thud]
427
00:17:53,873 --> 00:18:00,579
- Sir Aldred!!!
428
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,480
- Princess!
429
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,514
- Take cover!
430
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,349
[roaring]
431
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:18,163
[grunting
and metal clanging]
432
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,332
- That was
my grandmother's sword.
433
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,567
[continued fighting sounds]
434
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,334
- What courage.
435
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,368
- Turns out we're not working
436
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:24,470
as well as I thought we were
five minutes ago.
437
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:29,341
- Five minutes ago,
we were idiots!
438
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,108
- What skill.
439
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,177
- It's not you, it's not me.
440
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,178
It's just reality.
441
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,413
The sooner we face it,
the longer we'll live.
442
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,314
- Agreed.
443
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,248
[crash]
444
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:40,085
[high-pitched battle cry]
445
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:44,590
- What valor.
446
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:45,824
- The fact is,
you've got a lot of enemies,
447
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,495
big, scary,mean-looking,
hairy enemies.
448
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,263
That's the guy for the job,
we're looking at him.
449
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,233
[grunting]
450
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,367
- He is a sight to behold.
451
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,702
- Premium champion material.
452
00:18:56,703 --> 00:19:03,041
[grunting]
453
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:11,216
[screaming]
454
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,485
- It's not like I won't still
be here if you need me.
455
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,387
I think you know
I'm always here to help.
456
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,390
- Most gallant of you.
457
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,592
- Oh.
458
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,927
- Oh, you know,
and we're neighbors,
459
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,929
and I'll see you at school.
460
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,464
- Ah.
461
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:29,334
Sir Aldred!
462
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:33,705
[breaking glass]
463
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:38,343
[thud]
464
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,779
[panting]
465
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:47,786
- Magnificent!
466
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:52,758
[thud]
467
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:59,164
- So, we've been thinking
about your offer.
468
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,667
- Sir Aldred of Westfold,
469
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,969
you are thechampion
of my choice.
470
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,905
[sombre music]
471
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:13,912
♪♪
472
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,515
- The spell requires only a few
of your personal accoutrements.
473
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:17,149
- My what?
474
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:17,683
- A tear drop.
475
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,717
- Okay.
476
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,185
- A stream of spittle,
477
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:20,886
- Ew.
478
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:21,787
- and a drop of blood.
479
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:22,721
- Uh.
480
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,655
- Allow me.
481
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,556
[thud]
482
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,191
- Ah! That hurt.
483
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,225
Uh, that hurt.
484
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:31,330
- Blood, spittle, tears.
485
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,098
- Hey!
486
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,800
- Let us be off!
487
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:39,304
- All is ready.
488
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:45,877
I did notexpect you to
survive a fortnight, Sir Dwight.
489
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:49,047
- [pained grunt]
490
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,483
[laughs]
491
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,851
Thanks big guy.
492
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,653
- You're certain you know
the wayto your hidden castle?
493
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,587
- Of course.
494
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,755
- And thesecret chamber
495
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,824
where good Baldric cast
the champion spell?
496
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:02,060
- I could find it
with my eyes closed.
497
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:05,764
- Then lead on, Highness.
498
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:14,239
- One moment.
499
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,841
- We shall return tomorrow.
500
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,710
- Great! Have fun!
501
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:19,578
New sword?
502
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,079
- It was my grandmother's.
503
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,748
- Oh, I thought the other one
was your grandmother's.
504
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,850
- She had a lot of swords.
505
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:30,155
- Cool.
506
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,190
- Things won't be exactly
as they have been.
507
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,559
- Everything happens
for a reason.
508
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,194
Sir Aldred showing up
when he did?
509
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:41,033
It was,it was meant to be.
510
00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:42,901
We'll still be friends.
511
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:48,573
- Friends.
512
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:52,411
- Good luck, Gretta.
513
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:55,147
- Thank you, Dwight.
514
00:21:55,148 --> 00:22:10,095
♪♪
515
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:15,300
♪♪
516
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:24,509
[clopping hooves]
517
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:37,656
[birds chirping]
518
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:44,596
[banging]
- Ah!
519
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:45,697
Ah!
520
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,932
- [muffled yelling]
521
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,633
- Chlodwig?
522
00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:49,968
- Ah!
523
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,203
Where is the villain?
524
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:51,770
- What villain?
525
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,940
What happened?
526
00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:58,210
- Sir Aldred of Westfold.
527
00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:01,279
If he even is of Westfold,
which I'm beginning to doubt.
528
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,547
- What?
529
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,382
- The knave struck me a blow
to the head
530
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,219
and a second to the nose.
531
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,321
I see he did you
the same indignity.
532
00:23:09,322 --> 00:23:10,555
- Yeah, actually.
533
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:13,825
- Did he alsoswab
your blood, spittle and tears?
534
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:20,031
- For the do-over spell,
he said, but why would he?
535
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,466
Chlodwig?
536
00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:22,434
Who is this guy?
537
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:25,203
Hexela: The devil himself.
538
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,005
Where is the princess?
539
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,140
- Well, she went back with him.
540
00:23:28,141 --> 00:23:34,579
- And Baldric?
541
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,047
To the woods and quickly!
542
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:40,585
There's no time to lose.
543
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,020
[Rock Renaissance music]
544
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,021
♪♪
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