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[crickets chirping]
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[owl hooting]
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[owl hooting]
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[growl]
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- Hello?
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[rustling]
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[snarling]
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[whining]
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Aww.
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[whining]
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Dwight:Okay, so about
a thousand years ago,
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there was this princess,
Gretta.
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And she was in big trouble
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because she had
lots of enemies
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and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician Baldric
cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in
the woods to sleep
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until a champion would come,
break the spell with his kiss,
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and deal with Gretta's big
scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead, they got me.
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[yell]
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♪♪
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Ow!
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♪♪
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- Welcome to my happy place.
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Here.
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- Hm.
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Lead on.
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- It's a beautiful thing
you're doing, Gretta.
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- It will be.
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With the proper depth
of water,
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and a healthy cover of moss...
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- What?
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- ...and the right creatures
lurking beneath the surface.
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- The surface ofwhat?
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- Hey, Dwight.
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- Hello.
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[bird repeats the word]
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- Hey, Sophie.
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Where's Biscuit?
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- He just went home with
his forever family.
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-Aw!
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Cocoa Puffhas a buddy!
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Aw!
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Aw, heyguys!
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How are you doing?
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I have someone that wants
to say hello.
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There you go.
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[meowing]
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Right?
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- Hi, kids!
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- Oh, morning, Linda!
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Gretta, this is Linda,
the shelter director.
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Gretta here is looking
for the perfect animal
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to fill thathole in her heart.
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Gretta:Something
ferocious and terrifying.
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- Pardon?
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- Where do you keep the
vicious creatures?
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- [nervous laughing]
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You said you
wanted a pet.
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- An animal, or
several...
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dozen.
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To infest the moat, and
to strike terror and awe
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into the hearts
of any invaders.
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- Oh.
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Wow.
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Ha.
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This is an animalshelter?
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A place where normal,
non-lunatics come
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to adopt a pet?
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- To what purpose?
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- Well, to get homeless
animals off the street,
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for one.
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- That is a feat that could
easily be accomplished
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by making a very large stew.
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[sniffs]
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- No, no, we are not
having this conversation.
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Not in my happy place.
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- We got a call about
this wittle guy.
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He wandered in from
the woods last night.
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- Aw!
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- Aw!
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- [terrified screaming]
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[alarm blaring]
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[dogs barking]
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[suspenseful music]
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- Any sign of it, your highness?
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- We shall see
no sign of it
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until its fangs
are in our throats.
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I shouldn't have left
him behind, Baldric.
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My courage failed me,
and now...
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oh, poor Sir Dwight.
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Dwight:Hey guys!
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- Sir Dwight!
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Baldric:You arenot dead.
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Gretta:How did youescape?
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[whimpering]
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[gasp]
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- Ah! Ah.
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[grunts]
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It has been an honor
to serve you,
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your highness.
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[whimpering]
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Dwight:Thisis Peanut.
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[barking]
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[high pitched]
Hello, nut-jobs.
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Baldric:You don't mean
to housethat demon?
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- Oh,I wish, but Nana has
a dandruff sensitivity,
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so I'll just be
the foster dad.
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- Ashum-baraki-rashaba!
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[wind blowing]
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Confound it!
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-Aren't you a cute
wittle peanut.
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- That is no peanut,
Sir Dwight.
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'Tis a varger.
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- Well, I'm gonna go
to the pet store
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and get some puppy supplies.
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You guys want to come or are
you too busywith your crazy?
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[dog whimpers]
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- It was this same varger
that devoured
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my great uncle Grimbald,
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and developed a
lust for royalflesh
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that caused it to hunt my
family for three generations.
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- I saw it devour
four men in one day.
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- This is a baby dog.
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Not a vargal.
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- Varger.
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It takes this shape only to
lure fools to their deaths.
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- Well, I'm no fool.
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- Hail, gamekeeper.
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We require
creatures of...
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defense.
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- Sorry?
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- To repel invaders?
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Our moat is near completion.
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- It's for a water feature
at their house.
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♪♪
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- Sir Dwight,you must
believe me.
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This demon will split you
from nave to chops.
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- From what to what?
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- I watched with my own eyes
as it breached the castle walls.
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It tore apart every man that
dared to stand against it,
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or were so unlucky to
stand in its path.
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Why aren't you
listening to me?
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- Large creatures.
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- Well, we have koi?
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- Oh.
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- They can get to
be good sized.
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- Are they stalwart?
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- Stal...what?
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- Do they run at the first
sign of danger?
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- They kinda just stay
in their pond.
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- Ah.
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[chuckles]
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Gretta:I can still hear
their anguished screams.
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I couldn't save them.
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I couldn't save myself.
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Baldric's magicwas the only
thing preserving our lives.
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[barking]
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- What are you getting into,
you little troublemaker?
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Aw,you are so cute.
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- Are they ferocious?
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- Well, they can
be territorial.
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- Ah.
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Just so.
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[rock music]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Make haste.
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I must release the koi from
these bags within the hour.
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- You guys take care of that.
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I'm gonna take Peanut
to the dog park.
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- He will tear you limb
from joint.
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- Would you do that?
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Would you tear me
limb from joint?
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- I'llprotect you if I can.
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Baldric:No, highness.
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Leave him to his folly.
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- I fear that's what the
creature wants.
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To strike when Sir Dwight
is alone and helpless.
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I owe him this much, Baldric.
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See to the koi.
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If wehaven't returned in...?
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- Like a half hour-ish.
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- You may rightly
assume the worst.
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- Your best chance is
to make your escape
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while it devours Sir Dwight.
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- Okay.
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- Come, let's get you home,
before you become enraged.
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- Hi there.
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Who are you here with?
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- The pig-headed one.
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[barking]
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- Oh, what a cutie.
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- He has no idea
what he's playing with.
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- My little guy's not the
brightest bulb either,
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but we don't love them
for their brains, do we?
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- Indeed we do not.
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- Is he a rescue?
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- Hardly the rescue
I imagined,
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but fate has a wicked
sense ofhumor.
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- Rufus!
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Get your nose out of that.
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- Hey, come on, come on.
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Come on, buddy!
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Hey.
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Check this!
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Peanut is so smart.
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The key is understanding
pack mentality
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and asserting yourself
as the alpha.
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A dog that knows its place
in the packis a happy dog.
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Peanut,sit.
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Sit.
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[whimper]
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Good boy.
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Now, fetch!
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[whimpering]
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- He is playing you
like a fife.
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- Okay, you're not
a dog person.
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Look, I get it.
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You had some bad experiences
in your younger life.
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That's okay,no judgement,
I firmly believe
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that everybody,
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even the most insensitive
jerk I've ever known,
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has an animal
soulmate.
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Uh oh!
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- You're keeping that?
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- Feast and grow,
my koi army.
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[chuckle]
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- Well hiya, neighbor!
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Baldric:Good e'en,
common folk.
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- Wow.
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Sure comin' along with
your...improvements.
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- Should your lands
come under attack,
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you may take refuge within.
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- Cool.
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- Well, it's great to see
the neighborhood
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getting some character.
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- Have a great day.
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- I heard about these
guys on Nat Geo,
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they're called preppers.
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- Preppers.
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- Highness, are
you unscathed?
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And...your champion?
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[sigh]
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Oh.
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- Whoop!
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Wah.
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[laughing]
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- Still in one piece.
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- He's so sweet.
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- The demon bides its time.
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[car engine]
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- Hi there!
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Are you Dwight?
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- You must be the Mitchells.
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- Yes.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- Good to meet you.
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We are looking for
a puppy brother.
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- Oh, well come on
by and meet Peanut!
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[barking]
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Come here, buddy.
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Come on, Peanut!
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- Hold!
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Not the child!
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- Save yourself,
you beef-wits!
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- Don't worry about it,
they're justrehearsing
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for "The Revenge
of Joan of Arc"?
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- Uh huh.
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- He's a sweet little guy,
and so trainable.
273
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:50,002
Uh, Peanut?
274
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,971
Watch.
275
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:55,808
Watch.
276
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,510
Sit.
277
00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:59,445
Good boy!
278
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,047
Good boy!
279
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:04,016
And I've only been working
with him for an afternoon.
280
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,050
- That's awesome.
281
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,252
What are you asking for him?
282
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,953
- Well, first you'll need to
fill out an application form
283
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,188
with Linda at the shelter;
284
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,689
she'll want to do a full
home inspection.
285
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,491
- Okay.
286
00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:17,396
[Baldric screaming]
287
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,397
No!
288
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:26,505
- Baldric, I can't watch.
289
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,375
- Look away, child,
look away.
290
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:38,384
- It's moments like
these, right?
291
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,286
- You've got some weird
neighbors, Dwight.
292
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:48,194
[grunting]
293
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:52,164
- Hey, Gretta!
294
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,566
You...busy?
295
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,700
- What's amiss?
296
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:58,404
- Nothing,everything's
totally notamiss.
297
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:02,675
Just wondering if you've
seen Peanut?
298
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,043
He got out of his
crate somehow.
299
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,444
Nana's checking up that way.
300
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,647
[bell sounds]
301
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,548
Wow, you got a bell.
302
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,616
- To the keep.
303
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,785
- Well, he's probably just
off chasing squirrels.
304
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,320
- Arm the battlements!
305
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,087
- Ah!
306
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,556
Come on, you don't
throw axes.
307
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:26,999
♪♪
308
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,267
- When did you put that in?
309
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,570
- The entrances are barred,
highness.
310
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,671
What is the alarm?
311
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,139
- Tell him.
312
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,909
- Peanut got out.
313
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,344
- Boil the animal fat!
314
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,012
- Ew.
315
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,747
- Fortify the postern.
316
00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:47,519
Let me die well.
317
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,520
- Whatever, Braveheart.
318
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,823
I'm gonna go find my dog.
319
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,560
- Too late.
320
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,694
- It's just a power outage.
321
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,197
I have a flashlight on my--
322
00:14:58,864 --> 00:14:59,898
Where's my phone?
323
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,600
- The varger has come.
324
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,035
[high-pitched yell]
325
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,644
- Make for the ramparts!
326
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:12,611
- The what parts?
327
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,213
- Outside.
328
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,284
[growl]
329
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,588
- What was that?
330
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:26,625
[growling]
331
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,461
Peanut?
332
00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:35,267
[growling]
333
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,003
[whimpering]
334
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,245
- It got past the koi.
335
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,313
Hm.
336
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,448
- Outside.
337
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,683
- No!
338
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:52,484
- Guys, seriously?
339
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,253
He's just a cute little...
340
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,288
[demonic whimper]
341
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,824
...puppy dog?
342
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:06,665
[growling]
343
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,367
[snarling]
344
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:14,173
- [terrified] Hey...
who's a good boy?
345
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:20,446
[screaming]
346
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:23,682
- Peanut's a...peanut's a...
347
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:24,350
- Varger.
348
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,851
- What is a varger, exactly?
349
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,753
- Oh, now you'd like to know!
350
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:28,787
[growling]
351
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,824
[screaming]
352
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:32,658
Baldric:Run, highness!
353
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,426
I'll keep it at bay.
354
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:42,468
[snarling]
355
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:49,775
Dwight:I'm the
type of guy
356
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:50,743
that can admit when
I've been wrong.
357
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:51,810
I would like to apologize.
358
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,312
- I would like to
wring your neck.
359
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,014
- In my defense, it was a
really cute puppy dog!
360
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,684
[grunts]
361
00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,818
- Dwight!
362
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,521
Come on.
363
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,589
- I'm okay.
364
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,424
- Okay?
365
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,558
Okay?
366
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:11,897
[snarling]
367
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,833
[whimpering]
368
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:21,640
- Why, Peanut?
369
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,642
You were such a good boy!
370
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,111
You were so well-mannered,
and easy totrain,
371
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,213
and...
372
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,816
[snarling continues]
373
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:34,653
Wait.
374
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,155
[growl]
375
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:40,259
- What are you doing?
376
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:46,231
- Peanut?
377
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:50,169
Sit.
378
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,471
Sit.
379
00:17:52,472 --> 00:18:07,419
[dog noises]
380
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:12,391
[dog noises]
381
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:19,965
- Now, fetch!
382
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,702
- Run!
383
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:30,275
♪♪
384
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,477
Dwight:Get inside.
385
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,813
Get the big axes!
386
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,548
Put stuff in front
of the door.
387
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,784
How's that animal fat coming?
388
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,988
Gretta:I see it.
389
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,123
I think it's wounded.
390
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,427
- What?
391
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,929
Aw.
392
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:54,833
Poor little demon beast.
393
00:18:54,834 --> 00:19:01,206
[howling]
394
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,908
Gretta:That's the pack.
395
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,177
I think they're
calling it home.
396
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,546
- There's a whole pack
of those things?
397
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,147
- They keep mostly
to the woods,
398
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,717
but that little one has been
hunting us for years.
399
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:15,521
[howling]
400
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,357
- Listen.
401
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,291
If you ever tell me
402
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:22,761
that my puppy is a...
a-a-a var-googer.
403
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,729
A vug--
404
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,396
- A varger?
405
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,365
- That.
406
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,433
I promise I'll take
your word for it.
407
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,036
[moaning]
408
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:41,413
[grunting]
409
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,215
Baldric:'Tis I,you fools.
410
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,217
- Baldric!
411
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,818
- I beg your pardon,
I meant to say,
412
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,554
"'Tis I you fool.
413
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:52,224
And your highness."
414
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:57,829
[Baldric grunting]
415
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,299
- Baldric, I got you.
416
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:04,603
- Oh, you're all right.
417
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,171
I am pleased that
neither the varger
418
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:09,174
nor the fall from the
ramparts have killed you.
419
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:11,643
- And I am relieved
to have done my duty
420
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:15,614
in keeping you alive
yet another day.
421
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:22,854
- Do you guys ever hug?
422
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:26,625
- That is enough
excitement for one night.
423
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,659
In you go.
424
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,629
You have peasant school
in the morning.
425
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,030
- Ugh.
426
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:37,302
[sighs]
427
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:40,472
- Help me, Sir Dwight.
428
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:41,740
- Oh, sorry.
429
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,241
Gotcha.
430
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,077
Whoa--ah!
431
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:53,051
[birds tweeting]
432
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:56,955
- Maybe you're more
of a cat person.
433
00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:01,226
Or a chinchilla, maybe?
434
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,261
[thud]
435
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,498
What was that?
436
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:10,435
[rustling]
437
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,136
Chlodwig.
438
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:13,305
- Good morrow, brother!
439
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,307
- Hey, buddy, wow!
440
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:18,377
But what are you doing here?
441
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,611
What is he doing here?
442
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,214
- Princess Gretta was kind
enough to offer me lodging
443
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:25,183
in her hermit hut.
444
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,552
- You mean the bike shed?
445
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,855
So he lives here now?
446
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,023
You're okay with that?
447
00:21:31,024 --> 00:21:32,624
- It's the least I could do.
448
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,992
He is my cousin, after all.
449
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:37,095
- He's your...wait, what?
450
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,296
Ew.
451
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:43,168
- And, as mummy always says,
blood is thicker than water.
452
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,237
- Quite a bit thicker.
453
00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:54,680
♪♪
454
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:57,416
- Ah.
455
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,418
[chuckles]
456
00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:03,321
- How soon until they
are ready to fight?
457
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:08,260
- Soon, highness.
458
00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:10,162
[water splashes]
459
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:14,533
Baldric:Thenlet
our foes tremble.
460
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,507
- Nope.
461
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:28,580
[rock Renaissance music]
462
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:43,528
♪♪
463
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:52,871
♪♪
464
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,373
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