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Cheers is filmedbefore a live studio audience.
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Sorry, Dr. Crane,
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I just don't understand
this word association stuff.
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Right, allow me
to demonstrate.
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Now, I'll say a word,
and then you say
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the first word
that you think of.
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Norm, we'll start with you.
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Over.
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Under.
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Inside.
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Outside.
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Bottom.
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Thermostat.
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( Norm and Cliff chuckling )
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If you could make any sense
out of that, uh,
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I got a sawbuck here
with your name on it.
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Okay, you're on.
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It might not be
a total non sequitur.
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Let me see, uh...
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Perhaps in the house
Woody grew up in,
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the thermostat was
at the bottom
of the stairs.
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Actually, it was in the kitchen.
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I'll, uh,
take cash or check.
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No, no, or, uh, well,
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the, uh, the heater may have
been in the, uh, cellar,
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and so it was at the
bottom of the house.
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Nope.
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Thermostat is
difficult to spell.
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Woody was at the
bottom of his class.
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Woody,
did you turn up the heat again?
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Yes, Miss Howe.
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I told you,
it's too hot in here.
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Now, if you keep turning it up,
I have to keep turning it down.
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That wouldn't
be a problem
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if they hadn't put
the damn thermostat
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in such an awkward place.
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I can barely reach it.
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Sorry, Miss Howe.
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( piano plays )
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� Sometimes you want to go
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� Where everybody
knows your name �
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� And they're always glad
you came �
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� You want to be
where you can see �
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� Our troubles
are all the same �
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� You want to go where everybody
knows your name. �
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Frasier, where the hell
have you been?
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You were supposed to pick me up
at the airport.
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Well, um, gee, I didn't do
a very good job of it, did I?
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Well, welcome home, dear.
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Where have you been?
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Paris.
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Perhaps
you remember,
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we liberated it during the war.
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Yes, now that I recall,
you did say something about it.
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Well,
I've just been so damn busy.
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You do forgive me, don't you?
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Oh, of course.
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I could never stay mad
at you.
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Well, how was Paris?
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It was thrilling.
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The City of Light.
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Here.
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Ooh, what's this?
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A souvenir.
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I'm tired
of your pinstripe boxers.
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They're dull, unimaginative
and bourgeois.
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Well, they always speak
very highly of you.
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An eye patch.
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No, you ninny,
it's French underwear.
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( Cliff chortling )
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It doesn't leave, uh, much
to the imagination, there,
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( chuckling ):
does it, Fras?
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Not that I
was imagining anything.
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They're all the rage
in Paris.
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They sell them
everywhere.
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I bought these
at the Louvre.
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Well, Lilith, dear...
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I do appreciate
the gift, dearest,
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but, uh, I, I
don't know if
they're really me.
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Well, don't make up
your mind
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before
you even try them on.
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NORM:
Yeah, what do
you say, Fras?
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Strap them on.
Yeah, yeah.
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Well, I suppose I could
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slip into the
bathroom for a moment.
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Oh, Frasier, do.
( phone rings )
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Say, what am I going
to do with the old pair?
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Save them;
I'm making a memory quilt.
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Sam, phone for you.
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It's Judy.
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Judy--
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( chuckling ):
Hi!
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Well, of course
I remember you.
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You're kidding me?
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Well, that's just
around the corner.
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Listen,
why don't you come on over?
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We can replay
all the old memories.
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( laughs )
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All right.
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Judy who?
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She didn't say, Sam.
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CARLA:
How many Judys
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have you dated?
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Well, let's see,
there was, uh, Judy
Johnson, right?
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The, uh, tall
redhead, remember?
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She had freckles,
great legs.
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There's Judy Petinski.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, Judy Chang.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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How come you guys remember
my love life better than I do?
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Well, I think it meant
more to us, Sammy.
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Wasn't there, um,
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a Judy Marlowe?
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( chuckling ):
Oh, that's the one I remember.
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Sammy, hot stuff.
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Oh, you betcha.
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God, did we have
great times.
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I remember all
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the playgrounds, the circuses,
the pony rides...
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Uh, excuse me, Sam.
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Exactly how old was this Judy?
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No, no, she
was a divorcee.
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She had this
little girl.
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Must be about
what, 15 years
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since I've seen
the two of them.
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Just in case, you know,
if she comes in here
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and she's not
very good-looking,
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will you do me a favor--
pretend like you're my wife.
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Okay.
All right.
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Give me all the money
in your wallet.
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Why? What are you doing?
I'm practicing.
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Lilith, I have only one thing
to say to you.
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Vive la difference.
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Woody, I asked you to bring up
a case of scotch
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15 minutes ago.
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Now, will you just do it,
please?
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Sorry, Miss Howe;
right away.
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Whoa. Get up on
the wrong side
of the web?
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No, I am just sick and tired
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of the way I am treated
by this company.
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They're trying
to break my spirit,
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to bring me
to my knees.
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They want to see how
long its going to take
before I say I quit.
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Why, what
do they want you to do now?
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Throw a party.
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Oh, my God,
these people must be stopped.
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I'm supposed to throw
a kiddie party
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for the executives' brats;
well, I'll show them.
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I am going to throw the best
damn party of the year.
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I am going to have
the best food, the best games...
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Does anybody know where I can
hire a professional clown?
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Would you settle for a couple
of amateurs with red noses?
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Say, you know who
you should hire?
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Woody. He's an actor.
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At least a
perennial understudy.
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That's not a bad idea.
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I wonder if Woody's interested.
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Woody?
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I have to hire a clown
for a children's party.
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Do you think
you could handle the part?
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"Handle the part"?
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I've always wanted
to play a clown.
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You hear that,
everybody?
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I get to be a clown.
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I'm a clown,
I'm a clown, I'm a clown!
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Sam?
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Judy?
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( chuckling ):
Oh, wow!
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God, what a relief!
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What are you talking about?
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Well, it's been 15 years since
we've seen each other,
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and you look just
as good as I do.
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Oh, hey, how you been?
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Oh, I've been great,
I've been great.
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Well, come over
here, sit down.
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Carla, let's have
some, uh, white wine, please.
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Guess what?
What?
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My daughter Laurie
came along to say hi.
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I'd love
to see her again.
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Weren't the three of
us, didn't we have
fun together, huh?
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You were always a
great uncle, Sammy.
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A lot of men
get jealous.
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They don't want
to share.
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Hey, I hope I never get
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so possessive that
I'm not willing...
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Hi, Mom.
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...to share.
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Sam, you remember Laurie.
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Hi.
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( laughing ):
Wow.
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You used to be so...
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And now she's so...
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So, uh... hey, how are you?
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I'm fine, Mr. Malone.
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"Mr. Malone"?
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Hey, come on, I'm the same guy
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that used to push you
in the swings
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and give you
piggy-back rides
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and play with you
in the bathtub.
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No, that was me.
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Oh, right, right, right.
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Well, look at the two of you.
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Look at the three of us.
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Let's look at the two of you
again.
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Look, I know you two
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have a lot of catching up to do,
but it was really good
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to see you
again, Sam.
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Oh, wow, I just flashed
on the way
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you used to make me hold
your hand crossing the street.
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Anyway, I'll see you.
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Wait, wait, where you going?
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What's the rush?
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Why is my voice so high?
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I got an idea.
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Uh, why don't, uh,
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why don't the three of us
uh, do, uh,
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one of those things we used
to do in the old days--
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You know, get an
ice cream cone
together, or something.
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I would love that.
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Do you know
something, Sam?
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What?
I am really glad
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that I picked up the phone
and called you.
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Oh, me, too.
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Come on, Uncle Sammy.
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There's a lot of traffic
out there.
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( high-pitched laugh )
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Looks like Sammy's
heading for trouble.
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Yeah, looks like
kind of a fun trip,
though, doesn't it?
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Carla, did you have
the soft drinks delivered
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to Mrs. Ridgeway's house
for the party tomorrow?
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Yeah, yeah-- four cases.
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The kids will be burping
all through Woody's act.
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Don't worry, with this outfit
and these props,
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I'm going to have those kids
rolling on the floor.
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Yeah, rolling around
and burping--
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now there's an attractive image
for you.
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You know, Woody, I envy you,
I really do.
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Creating laughter
can be a healing art.
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Sometimes a clown can do better
than a psychiatrist.
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Yeah, and you can fit more
of them into a little car.
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Got my funny horn,
my squirting flower,
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my joke book--
can't miss.
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CARLA:
Oh, yeah?
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Let's see an example
of a joke that can't miss.
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"Did you hear about
Yeah.
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"the human cannonball?
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It's hard to find a man
of his caliber."
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I don't, uh, hear any hilarity
ensuing there, Wood-man.
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Oh, you have to try them
both at the same time--
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the props and the jokes.
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Try it again.
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Boy, this is going
to be flop city.
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"Did you hear
about the human cannonball?
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It's hard to find
a man of his caliber."
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( horn honks )
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( laughter )
258
00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:57,000
See? Can't miss.
259
00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,000
Let me try this.
260
00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,500
This looks like fun.
261
00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:02,100
Uh, all right. "You hear
about the sword swallower
262
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,400
who only eats penknives
'cause he's on a diet?"
263
00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,400
( horn honks )
264
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,300
( laughter )
265
00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,600
All right, all right,
you think that's funny?
266
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,200
Go ahead, Norm,
267
00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:16,800
do another one.
268
00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,500
All right.
269
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:22,300
Uh, "Did you hear about
the, uh, the tightrope
walker who went nuts?
270
00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,500
They had to, uh,
throw a net under him."
271
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,600
( horn honks )
272
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:33,900
You know, you're right.
273
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,800
It is funnier when you do it.
274
00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:40,500
Here we go.
275
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,100
Thanks, Uncle Sammy,
that was great,
276
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,900
but I've got to get
to aerobics class.
277
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,000
I'll call you tonight,
Mom.
278
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,100
Bye, honey.
279
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,100
God, kids are fun!
Mmm.
280
00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,700
I especially loved taking her
to that department store
281
00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:55,200
and watching her little face
light up.
282
00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,800
Obviously.
283
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,000
Hey, come on,
284
00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,300
what's the matter
with you?
285
00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,400
I'm getting a little tired
286
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:03,700
of having you invite Laurie
along with us everywhere we go.
287
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,300
Oh, now, come on.
288
00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:07,700
Mommy needs a little
quality time for herself.
289
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:11,600
Well, sweetheart, all
you had to do was ask.
290
00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:14,400
Listen, what do you say
I pick you up around 8:00--
291
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,600
just the two of us,
292
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,000
all evening?
293
00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:18,300
Adults only.
294
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,300
Mmm.
Mmm.
295
00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:24,100
Caution, some scenes
may be unsuitable
296
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,500
for immature viewers.
297
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,200
I'll close my eyes.
298
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,700
SAM:
Oh, God!
299
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,900
Why? What?
300
00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:37,900
What's the matter?
301
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000
I guess I'm remembering
what happened
302
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,300
the last time you tried
303
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,300
to pitch both ends
of a double header.
304
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:46,800
Oh, boy.
305
00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:48,000
Is it that obvious?
306
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,300
I think it was
the drooling that
gave you away.
307
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,700
Yeah, well, see, the thing is
308
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,000
that I'm really attracted
to Laurie,
309
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,700
and I want to ask her out,
310
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,600
but I don't want to stop dating
the mother at the same time.
311
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:03,000
I mean, it's like
a real problem, you know?
312
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,200
Gee,
313
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,100
must be a burden
being so sensitive.
314
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,500
Yeah.
315
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,700
Uh, Sammy,
door number two.
316
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,500
Hey, Laurie, what'd you
do, forget something?
317
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,600
Well, my class was canceled,
so I was gonna find Mom
318
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,100
and see if she wanted
to grab some lunch.
319
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,400
But I guess she
already left, huh?
320
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,700
Yeah, just a few minutes ago.
321
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:22,800
Oh, well, it's no biggie.
322
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,200
Well, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
323
00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,900
Listen, uh, if you
have a couple minutes
324
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000
on your hand here...
325
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,200
I'm about due for a break,
aren't I, Rebecca?
326
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,500
Hell yes, you've been
back at work
327
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,300
for almost five minutes.
328
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,400
Wouldn't it be a hoot
if your uncle took you
329
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:38,600
back to the same zoo,
but 15 years later?
330
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,700
How about it, guys?
331
00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,200
Would that be a "hoot"
or what?
332
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,900
Uncle Sammy,
you're too much.
333
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,600
I'll go bring
the car around.
334
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,100
Great, I'll meet you
up there, okay?
335
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,800
Just a minute.
336
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,100
Zoos are kind of sad,
you know?
337
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,200
Huh?
338
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,400
I mean, all those
sedentary animals...
339
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,300
can't move,
can't run free,
340
00:12:57,300 --> 00:13:00,300
they just sit there
and drink
341
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:04,000
and shovel food
in their faces.
342
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,900
Sorry, man, that
is no kind of life.
343
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,800
FRASIER:
Sam?
344
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,800
You're trying to date
your girlfriend's daughter.
345
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,200
Now, isn't there
a little voice
346
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,300
in the back
of your mind
347
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:17,700
trying to tell you
something?
348
00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,700
Little voice?
349
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,600
Your conscience?
350
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,000
My conscience?
351
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:26,000
You mean like
Jiminy Cricket?
352
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,100
Well, okay.
353
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,400
Well, yeah,
as a matter of fact,
354
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,300
I do hear
this little voice.
355
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:37,600
But it's not coming from
the direction of my brain.
356
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:40,800
CARLA:
Sammy,
357
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,300
you better be careful.
358
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,000
See, even Carla agrees with me.
359
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:44,900
No, I'm just worried
360
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:47,400
that he's going to blow
it with both chicks.
361
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:51,200
Mothers and daughters
talk to each other.
362
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,400
Well, not in my family,
but usually.
363
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,500
Sweetheart, I've handled
trickier situations
364
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,600
than this before.
365
00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,000
You remember
the time I dated
366
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,700
those lovely
Henshaw triplets
367
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,200
all at the same time?
368
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,900
Sammy, first of all,
369
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:06,700
that was back when
you were drinking like a fish.
370
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,400
And second of all,
371
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,400
that was one chick.
372
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,900
Frasier, you okay, bud?
373
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,600
I'm a little
concerned here, Norm.
374
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,900
My fingers are tingling.
375
00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:35,900
My hand's numb,
my feet are cold.
376
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,900
Either I'm having
a heart attack
377
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,600
or this new
French underwear
Lilith gave me
378
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,800
is too tight.
379
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,700
Ah... cancel
the paramedics.
380
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,900
All right, all right.
381
00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:51,900
All right!
I'm going on tonight!
382
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,400
I'm going on!
What do you mean,
in your theater group?
383
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,600
Yeah, yeah.
The lead has a fever of 106.
384
00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,800
The rest of the cast
tried to drag him out of bed,
385
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,000
but he kept falling down.
386
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,700
I get to go on!
387
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,500
Woody, are you
ready to go?
388
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,500
We're going to be late
for the kiddie party.
389
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:10,000
Oh, Ms. Howe, I hate to let you
down, but I can't be your clown.
390
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:12,000
I'm playing Marc Antony.
391
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,300
"Friends, Romans, countrymen."
392
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,200
What are you
talking about?
393
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,900
Countrymen-- people who live
outside the city.
394
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000
You know, shepherds,
farmers, ranchers.
395
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Woody, you can't
desert me like this.
396
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,000
I don't have time
to get anyone else.
397
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000
This is the chance
he's been waiting for.
Butt out!
398
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,900
You are the one
who insisted I hire him
399
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,900
in the first place.
400
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,200
Well, I was merely
suggesting...
401
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,700
Where am I going to get
another clown now?!
402
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,200
I am ruined
and it's your fault.
403
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,800
You're the one
who got me in this mess.
404
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:41,000
You owe me a clown.
405
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,600
Well, where do you think
I can find one now?
406
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,700
Gee, Frasier,
I mean, weren't you
the one who said
407
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,800
how much you
envied Woody?
408
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,800
Well, yes,
I did say that...
And that clowns
409
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,300
do more good than
psychiatrists?
410
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,100
Well, surely
you're not suggesting...
411
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,400
Yeah, you'll be great,
Dr. Crane.
412
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,300
Stuff's all right here
in this box.
413
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,800
You can't miss.
414
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,100
Me?
415
00:15:57,100 --> 00:16:00,100
You want me to don
the jester's motley?
416
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,500
It's got to be you, Dr. Crane.
417
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,100
It takes a big man
to fill these shoes.
418
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:06,900
Well, why not?
419
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,500
I mean, they're just children
after all.
420
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,200
And I always have had
a special rapport
421
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,300
with the wee people.
422
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,300
Where's the harm?
423
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,500
All right,
let's go, Frasier.
424
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,800
We're late already.
425
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,300
Here's your outfit!
426
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,400
Oh, gee, Woody, you know,
427
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,600
I haven't had time
to rehearse.
428
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,300
I don't know anything
about being a clown.
429
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,200
You got any last minute advice
for me?
430
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,500
Just be yourself.
431
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,900
Ah, words of wisdom.
432
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,200
Well, I'm out
of here, okay?
433
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,900
You think Bozo the Shrink
can really cut it?
434
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:35,900
Are you kidding?
435
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,100
That stuff is foolproof.
436
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,400
The squirting flower, the horn,
the trick handkerchief...
437
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,200
What trick handkerchief?
438
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,500
You never showed us that.
439
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,100
That's the best one of all.
440
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,000
You pull the handkerchief
out of your pocket
441
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,400
and your pants fall down.
442
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,800
Underneath I'm wearing
these ridiculous
443
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:58,200
big red polka dot shorts.
444
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,300
It's a riot!
445
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:05,800
You mean Frasier's supposed
to be wearing those shorts?
446
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:10,200
Oh, no.
447
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,000
I forgot to give my underwear
to Dr. Crane.
448
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,100
I should call.
449
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,900
Well, no, no.
I've got to get to the theater.
450
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,000
Listen, Carla,
somebody should warn him.
451
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,100
Would you call him?
452
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,100
Of course.
453
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,300
( laughing )
454
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,400
Okay, kids,
you say hi to Binky!
455
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,400
KIDS:
Hi, Binky!
456
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,300
Binky, do your act.
457
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:46,300
I don't have an act,
I'm a psychiatrist.
458
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,200
Show them your funny feet.
459
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:54,400
I can't, I've got
these big shoes on.
460
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,900
Oh, I see
what you mean.
461
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,400
Say, kids, what do you
think of these feet, huh?
462
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,800
I got such big feet
because my mother was a goose.
463
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,600
Want to hear me honk?
( horn honks )
464
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,600
The real clown was killed.
465
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,700
Rebecca, what am I gonna do?
466
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,500
I don't know what
you're going to do,
467
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,000
but you better think
of something quick
468
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
because you're making...
469
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,500
Do the flower deal.
470
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,200
Oh, you mean this.
471
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,000
( laughing )
472
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,300
Hey, they like it!
473
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,700
You want to see
that again, kids?
474
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,100
Yeah!
475
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,300
Hey, I'm a clown,
I'm a clown!
476
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,700
Hey, guys...
477
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,700
Wait till you hear this.
478
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,700
I'm sitting at a table
in this restaurant
479
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:52,600
with Judy and Laurie.
480
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:55,200
The mother reaches over
and grabs my knee and says,
481
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,500
"Sam, I want you."
482
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,800
Get out.
483
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,200
Then I feel the daughter
reaching over
484
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,800
and grabbing my other knee.
485
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,300
She says, "I want you,
too, Sammy."
486
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,000
Well, yeah, yeah?
487
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,800
Then I woke up.
488
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,700
You know what this dream means,
don't you?
489
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:19,200
Mm-hmm, it means
you even dream
better than we do.
490
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,300
No, no, it means
that Frasier's right.
491
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,500
That my conscience
is getting to me.
492
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,000
You know,
I must feel bad
493
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,800
that I'm going out
with this woman
494
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,800
while I'm trying to score with
her daughter at the same time.
495
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:32,000
Sammy, you're scaring me.
496
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,800
How do you think I feel?
497
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,100
I mean, this hasn't
ever happened to me before.
498
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,300
I mean, you don't think that...
499
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,000
that I'm getting scruples?
500
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,300
Now you just stop it
right there, buddy boy.
501
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,500
You're talking crazy.
502
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,300
Damn it, I mean,
503
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,500
I really hate this.
504
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,900
I keep hearing this little voice
505
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,700
and this time
it's coming from my brain
506
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:53,200
and it just, it won't shut up.
507
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,600
And I got this feeling
508
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:55,800
that it's going
to keep nagging me
509
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,400
until I just
do the right thing
510
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,600
and break it off
with the daughter.
511
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,100
Whoa, wait, wait,
Sammy, Sammy, listen.
512
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,800
I could probably weather
this scruples stuff,
513
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,500
but the guys...
514
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,400
I mean, they look
up to you so much.
515
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,400
Sammy.
Sammy, please.
516
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,700
Reconsider, okay?
517
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:15,100
A mother and
her daughter.
518
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,300
This was going
to be something
519
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,900
I could tell
my grandchildren.
520
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,800
Oh, Sam, Sam.
521
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:25,100
Listen, guys.
522
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,300
I just have to do
the right thing here.
523
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,800
Hi.
Hi.
524
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,900
What ya doing?
525
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,900
I want to talk to you.
526
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:34,800
I hope I'm doing the right
thing coming to you.
527
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,700
My mom doesn't know
I'm here.
528
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,400
I don't know how
to ask you this.
529
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,100
I've never
done it before.
530
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,200
Ooh...
531
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,900
Go on.
532
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,100
Sam, when I
was a little girl
533
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,100
I used to think you were
the most wonderful man
534
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,400
in the whole world.
535
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,600
I still do.
536
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,100
But I'm not a little
girl anymore.
537
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,800
ALL:
Ooh...!
538
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,500
Would you, uh,
wait a minute?
539
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,100
I'll be right back.
540
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,300
Remember those scruples?
Yeah?
541
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,600
To the showers.
542
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,900
Say, Laurie,
543
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,800
I want to tell you
how happy I am
544
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,100
that you feel you can
come and talk to me.
545
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,900
Because I feel that
you and I have this...
546
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,700
Oh, look at that.
A new ring?
547
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,900
That's what I came
to ask you.
548
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
What?
I'm getting married
549
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,400
and I want you
to give me away.
550
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:30,100
Why you little,
sl... sly one.
551
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,000
Who's the lucky guy?
552
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,300
Oh, it's a guy
I met at school.
553
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,100
We've been going together
a couple years.
554
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,300
You know,
555
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,700
he's a lot like
a young you, Sam.
556
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,900
Thank you.
557
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,700
I can't wait to give you away.
558
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,400
Thank you, Uncle Sammy.
559
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,400
I love you.
560
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,000
Yeah, whatever.
Run along.
561
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,400
I'm so sorry.
562
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,300
Don't feel bad, Sammy.
563
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,300
I let you guys down.
564
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,600
CARLA:
Listen, Sammy.
565
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,300
Sure, things didn't
go your way
566
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,700
and, sure, we're
a little disappointed,
567
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,100
but we'll get over it.
568
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,400
What's important here
569
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,500
is that you tried
to do the wrong thing.
570
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:20,800
Hey, that's right,
I did, didn't I?
Sammy,
571
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,200
( chanting ):
Sammy, Sammy!
572
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:30,100
( applause )
573
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,200
Thank you. Okay, now I think
there's some more
574
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,500
cake and ice cream in there
for you.
575
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,400
Yay!
576
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,900
Oh, Binky, you were wonderful.
577
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,100
I must admit I was
a bit worried at first,
578
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:42,100
it took us quite a while
to warm up to you.
579
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:43,500
Yes, well, thank you,
kind lady.
580
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,500
See, actually I have
a confession to make.
Ah?
581
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:48,600
I'm really Dr. Frasier Crane,
practicing psychiatrist.
582
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,800
Clowning is
my avocation.
583
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,400
And, Ms. Howe,
584
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,500
I will be sure to
mention to my husband
585
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,400
the splendid work
you did on this party.
586
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,900
Thank you, Mrs. Ridgeway.
587
00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,600
Now, if you will
excuse me for a moment.
588
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,900
You have no idea
how lucky we are.
589
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,100
That was Woody
on the phone.
590
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:08,500
He called
to check up on us.
591
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,800
That handkerchief
is a trick handkerchief.
592
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,600
If you had pulled
that out of your pocket,
593
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,000
your pants would have fallen
down around your ankles
594
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:18,400
and then we would've seen
those skimpy underpants.
595
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,600
Oh, good Lord.
596
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,600
That's not the half of it.
597
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,700
You see, I took off that
little French torture device
598
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,000
that Lilith got me
earlier today.
599
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:25,600
I've been doing this
al fresco.
600
00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:29,100
Dr. Crane,
601
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,700
would you come here
for a moment?
602
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,200
I'd like you to
meet my mother.
603
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:33,400
Why yes, I'd be delighted to.
604
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,900
I've heard such wonderful things
about her.
605
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000
( sneezes )
Gesundheit, madam.
606
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:37,100
Here's my handkerchief.
607
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:38,200
REBECCA:
No!
608
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,900
( woman screams, loud thud )
609
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,700
MRS. RIDGEWAY:
Mother? Mother?
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