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Cheers is filmedbefore a live studio audience.
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Yeah, it's just
a hop, skip
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and a jump
from the office
to the Ginza.
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Look who just
slithered in.
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The carpet cobras,
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featuring Evan
"The Snake" Drake.
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SAM:
I'm all right.
How are you?
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Rebecca, I've got
to use the phone here.
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Oh, you're
a phone person, too?
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So am I.
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Isn't it amazing how much
we have in common?
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Thanks.
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You know that Drake guy?
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He's probably
the kind of bloke
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that has his knuckle hair
removed with electrolysis.
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Yeah, he's probably got one
of those electronic zappers
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that he uses to forestall
his receding hairline.
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And I bet ya,
I bet ya a dime to a donut
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that he has his loofa
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and he rubs himself raw
to get rid of his cellulite.
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Well, it was in
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last month's Soldierof Fortune, okay?
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� Making your way
in the world today �
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� Takes everything you've got
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� Taking a break
from all your worries �
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� Sure would help a lot
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� Wouldn't you like
to get away? �
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� Sometimes you want to go
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� Where everybody
knows your name �
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� And they're always glad
you came �
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� You want to be
where you can see �
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� Our troubles
are all the same �
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� You want to be where everybody
knows your name �
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� You want to go
where people know �
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� People are all the same
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� You want to go where
everybody knows your name. �
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Oh.
Oh!
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Sam, listen.
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Don't you find it
interesting
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that of all the fine
restaurants
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in Boston to dine,
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that Evans should repeatedly
dine at Melville's
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right upstairs
from where I can
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be found every day
of the week?
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No, no.
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But I do find it
interesting
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that your button's
undone there,
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and your bra has
a little bow in
the middle.
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So, uh, what,
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you think the big guy's
finally coming around, huh?
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No, he's in there
using my phone.
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Can't you see?
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Since his divorce
became final,
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he uses all
of his spare time
to be around me.
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He is in my office
right now
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sitting in my chair,
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his lips just inches
from the mouthpiece
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that I use every day.
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You're right.
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I'm an idiot.
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Excuse me.
Rebecca, can we talk?
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Excuse me, Sam.
I'm being beckoned.
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Listen, if-if this is
what you think it is,
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can I give you
some advice?
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What?
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If you're going
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to make an ass
of yourself,
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take it outside.
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I'm not going to
make an ass of myself.
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All right.
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I was just getting it
out of my system.
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You wanted to talk to me,
Mr. Drake?
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Yes, yes, yes, I do,
Rebecca.
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Let's sit down
here, okay?
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Thank you.
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Well, this conversation
is long overdue.
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I couldn't agree more,
with all my heart.
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You don't know what
I'm going to say.
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Oh... well,
I agree again.
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Something... something very
exciting is happening to me.
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It's going to change
my whole life.
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It's a huge risk.
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Take it! Take it!
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I'm moving to Tokyo.
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I'm going to take over
the Japanese division.
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I leave tonight.
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Yes, darling, yes!
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( groans )
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I told her
to take that outside.
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I don't believe it.
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Everything was going
so well.
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Then everything
went so black.
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Oh, don't worry
about it.
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Women faint
all the time.
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Well, in cartoons,
they do.
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Do you think
he noticed?
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Yes, yes,
I-I think he did.
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He, uh, he said
that every time
he sees you,
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you do something
more bizarre than
the time before.
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What did you say?
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Well, honey, I had to agree.
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He is leaving for Japan
tonight forever,
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and I never got to
tell him how I feel.
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Well, hey...
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No, wait. You know,
listen, why don't
you tell him
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at the good-bye party?
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What good-bye party?
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The one you're gonna
throw for him tonight.
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Listen, it's
a great idea.
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I'll make it a...
a Japanese theme.
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Yeah, yeah, we'll
have chips and cheese.
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Sam,
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I will never
have Mr. Drake.
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I will never have any man.
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I will just dry up,
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crumble into dust and blow away.
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Oh, come on.
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That doesn't sound like you.
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That sounds like some lovesick
self-pitying, whiny...
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No, that's you all right.
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But I'm not gonna
let you give up.
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What do you care?
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What does anybody care?
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Listen, I pride myself
in being a connoisseur
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of beautiful babes,
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and I'll tell you.
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I'm not gonna sit by
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and watch a great woman
like you
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going to waste.
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It's like, a...
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a thoroughbred pulling
a milk wagon.
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It's like a rare wine...
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pulling a milk wagon.
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Sam, I can't tell him.
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Oh, please, please, do
this for me, will you?
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I've been watching
this sappy movie
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for God knows how long.
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I want to see if the
girl gets the guy.
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If only once I'd ever had
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any little bit of
encouragement from him.
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Some teeny, tiny
shred of evidence
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that he even knew I existed.
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Well, now, he-he did
express some concern
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while you were out cold there.
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Oh, yeah, I bet.
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What'd he say?
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Gee, I-I hope she's not dead.
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He did?
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Oh, God.
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And all this time I thought
maybe I was kidding myself.
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� ...for he's a jolly
good fellow �
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� That nobody can deny.
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( applause )
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That's a perfect illustration
of life's bitter irony,
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isn't it?
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Oh, how's that, Cliff?
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I mean, would you
pass the beer nuts?
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There's a guy like Drake...
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It's a
fabulous job...
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Hey, it's time to
make your move.
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Come on, he's had
a couple of drinks.
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His resistance
is down.
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He's feeling all
warm, sentimental.
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Hell, I think I'll
tell him I love him.
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All right, all right.
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( low crowd chatter )
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Mr. Drake?
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Hello, Rebecca.
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Hi.
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You're not gonna faint,
are you?
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Oh, no. No, I'm fine.
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I just thought
that this might be
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a good opportunity to tell
you something that I've
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wanted to tell you
for a long time.
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Miss Howe, may I
speak with you for
a moment, please?
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Carla, can't it wait?
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I don't think so.
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It's kind of a
woman's problem.
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Ah, leave those
to the experts.
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But I...
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What? What? What?
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Look, look, look, I
wouldn't have butted in,
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but I know that
tonight is your
last chance
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to tell the boss
you got a case
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of the screaming
thigh sweats for him.
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How did you know that?
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Woody put out a
special edition
of the newsletter.
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Why didn't I just write it
on the bathroom wall?
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I'm way ahead of you.
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Anyway, look,
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I've been down this
road a few times myself,
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and take it from a pro,
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there is one thing
you always have to do
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before you tell a
guy you love him.
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What's that?
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Lose the mustache.
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Uh, Mr. Drake,
there's something that I...
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Evan.
Yes?
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We're really gonna
miss your carpet.
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Yeah, you take care.
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Anyway, Mr. Drake,
there's something I've wanted
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to tell you
a long time... There you go,
Mr. Drake.
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Hmm? Oh, thank you,
thank you, Woody.
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( laughs )
DRAKE:
Damn.
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I changed all my
American money into yen.
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I don't have
a tip for you.
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I'm sorry, Woody.
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Oh, that's okay, Mr. Drake.
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I don't need a tip from you.
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Okay.
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Cheap, cheap, cheap.
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Mr. Drake, as I was
about to tell you...
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Hey, hold on,
hold on...
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Woody, Woody,
come here a second.
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I've got these
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company courtside tickets
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to the Celtics-Lakers game.
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Will you take those
in lieu of a tip?
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Huh?
Yes, sir.
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I-I hope you'll forget
about that cheap crack.
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What cheap crack?
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You're a prince.
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( Drake mutters )
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Anyway, Mr. Drake,
um, I've wanted
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to tell you something
for a really long time.
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Mm-hmm.
Hold on there, you two.
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Let's, let's get
a picture. Smile.
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Ah!
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
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I just hate those flashbulbs,
don't you, Mr. Drake?
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Mr. Drake?
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These are some USDA, uh,
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prime tickets here.
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So, uh, who's going with you?
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Oh, gee, I don't know.
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NORM:
Well, I think
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the obvious choice
would be me, Woody.
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I mean, Cliff here
is always making fun
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that, uh,
you're a yokel.
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Whereas, I completely
ignore the fact
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that you're a yokel.
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Mr. Drake, I...
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No. Evan.
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I'll call him Evan.
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Evan...
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I'm a man, you're a woman. I...
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No, no.
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You get lucky?
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Oh!
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I'm sorry. I...
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The important thing,
Mr. Drake, is that
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( man clearing throat )
I finally have you alone
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so I can tell you
what I've wanted
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to tell you.
Pardon me, Mr. Drake.
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Excuse me.
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But we're gonna have
to leave now
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if you're gonna
make your plane.
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Oh, yeah.
Thanks, bud.
260
00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:28,225
But Mr. Drake,
I've really got
261
00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:29,427
to tell you
something important.
262
00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:30,627
Uh, Rebecca, hold the thought.
263
00:10:30,662 --> 00:10:32,629
Better yet, telex it, okay?
264
00:10:32,664 --> 00:10:34,031
Bye, Rebecca.
265
00:10:35,633 --> 00:10:37,768
( sighs )
266
00:10:39,871 --> 00:10:42,106
Hold that drink
for me, babe.
267
00:10:54,402 --> 00:10:56,120
Sweetheart,
sweetheart, he...
268
00:10:56,154 --> 00:10:59,156
He's gone, and you
got to go on with
your life now.
269
00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:01,458
I mean, you got to
pick up the pieces
270
00:11:01,492 --> 00:11:03,728
and-and start
behaving like a
271
00:11:03,762 --> 00:11:04,962
mature person.
272
00:11:04,996 --> 00:11:07,865
( glass shattering )
273
00:11:07,899 --> 00:11:10,067
Well, now you're cookin'.
All right.
274
00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:11,035
Excuse me.
275
00:11:11,069 --> 00:11:11,902
Mr. Drake seems
276
00:11:11,936 --> 00:11:13,454
to have forgotten his topcoat.
277
00:11:13,488 --> 00:11:16,190
Tell him it's hanging
on the coat rack.
278
00:11:16,224 --> 00:11:18,258
Uh, I believe
279
00:11:18,293 --> 00:11:21,596
Mr. Drake's, uh... topcoat
280
00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:23,631
is in the...
281
00:11:23,665 --> 00:11:24,816
topcoat closet.
282
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:25,983
Sam,
283
00:11:26,017 --> 00:11:27,151
I said to tell him...
284
00:11:27,185 --> 00:11:29,520
No, no. Uh, yes,
we keep all of our
285
00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:32,056
executive topcoats
in this closet right here.
286
00:11:33,358 --> 00:11:35,359
It's, uh, way in
the back there.
287
00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:37,428
Way, way in the back.
288
00:11:37,462 --> 00:11:39,997
Watch the hat there.
Watch the hat.
289
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,999
MAN:
There do not appear
to be any topcoats in here.
290
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,000
Oops.
291
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,501
My mistake.
Ooh!
292
00:11:44,536 --> 00:11:46,270
( thudding )
CHAUFFEUR:
Is there a light switch?
293
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:47,438
Whoa, oh!
294
00:11:47,472 --> 00:11:49,407
Does anyone have a key here
for this closet?
295
00:11:49,441 --> 00:11:51,342
I'm-I'm afraid we're gonna
have to make a key there.
296
00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:53,144
Can you hold on?
Yeah, but be quick.
297
00:11:53,178 --> 00:11:54,612
Oh, dear.
298
00:11:54,646 --> 00:11:56,714
Martin seems to be locked
in the closet there.
299
00:11:56,748 --> 00:11:59,016
Does anyone know
how to drive a limo around here?
300
00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:00,384
Well, I've driven a tractor.
301
00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:01,752
It can't be that different.
302
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:07,325
No, Woody, when I said anyone,
I meant Rebecca.
303
00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,627
Well, in the future, Sam,
304
00:12:09,661 --> 00:12:11,129
you might try using
a little something
305
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:12,630
that's popular
back in Indiana
306
00:12:12,664 --> 00:12:14,165
called "direct address."
307
00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:18,669
I'm... I'm sorry.
308
00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:21,372
Sam, forget it. I'm going
to let that man out of there.
309
00:12:21,406 --> 00:12:23,073
Hey, don't give up.
Don't give up.
310
00:12:23,108 --> 00:12:24,342
What do you
want me to do?
311
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,710
You want me to
masquerade as a chauffeur,
312
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,412
get him alone
on the highway,
313
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,981
and tell the man
I want to have his babies?
314
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:35,853
Martin, I'll be
getting that key now.
315
00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,670
I love you, Mr. Drake.
316
00:12:52,704 --> 00:12:53,971
There. I said it.
317
00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:57,508
I love you.
318
00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,009
I love you more than anyone
319
00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:01,779
I've ever loved
in my whole life.
320
00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:06,083
I love you more than
any woman's ever loved a man.
321
00:13:06,117 --> 00:13:09,053
Mr. Drake?
322
00:13:09,087 --> 00:13:11,055
Hello?
323
00:13:11,089 --> 00:13:12,557
Ow!
324
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:14,825
Oh, God.
325
00:13:16,995 --> 00:13:18,462
Rebecca?
326
00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:21,131
What are you doing
up there? Where's Martin?
327
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,133
Uh... Martin got sick
328
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:25,102
looking for your
topcoat, sir,
329
00:13:25,136 --> 00:13:27,638
so I'll be driving
you to the airport.
330
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:30,508
I appreciate that,
if it's not too much trouble.
331
00:13:32,844 --> 00:13:36,314
Uh... anyway,
now that I've got
332
00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:37,981
you alone here,
Mr. Drake,
333
00:13:38,016 --> 00:13:40,817
the real reason
I'm filling in for Martin
334
00:13:40,852 --> 00:13:44,155
is so that I could tell you what
I wanted to tell you all night.
335
00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:47,491
What I've been
trying to tell you
336
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,293
since the first time I met you.
337
00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:50,627
( horn honking )
338
00:13:50,662 --> 00:13:53,197
Get off my tail,
scuzzball!
339
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,467
Mr. Drake,
340
00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:58,335
with all my heart...
341
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,871
Could you turn right at the next
corner here, Rebecca?
342
00:14:00,905 --> 00:14:02,173
We have to pick up Christy.
343
00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:03,674
Oh, yes, sir.
344
00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:06,627
Mr. Drake, with all my heart...
345
00:14:06,661 --> 00:14:08,128
Christy?
346
00:14:08,162 --> 00:14:09,680
Yes. She's
the young lady
347
00:14:09,714 --> 00:14:11,749
who is accompanying
me to Japan.
348
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:17,054
"Accompanying" in the modern
sense of the word?
349
00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:18,388
Yeah, you might say so.
350
00:14:18,423 --> 00:14:20,024
She's a very special woman.
351
00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:21,592
Very up front.
352
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,461
Aggressive, even.
353
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:24,828
( chuckles )
354
00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:27,781
You know, the first time we met
a few months ago,
355
00:14:27,815 --> 00:14:30,351
she was the one
who actually asked me out.
356
00:14:31,386 --> 00:14:33,254
God, that's refreshing.
357
00:14:33,288 --> 00:14:34,972
Mm-hmm. Ah.
358
00:14:35,006 --> 00:14:36,974
Anyway...
359
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:40,678
you wanted
to ask me something?
360
00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:41,829
Oh, yes, sir.
361
00:14:41,863 --> 00:14:44,815
I just wanted
to tell you that...
362
00:14:47,235 --> 00:14:50,437
...that this is really
a lot of car to handle.
363
00:14:52,941 --> 00:14:54,842
I can't believe
I have the strength
364
00:14:54,876 --> 00:14:57,511
to keep from swerving
into the oncoming traffic
365
00:14:57,546 --> 00:14:59,263
and killing us both.
366
00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:08,472
Sammy?
Yeah?
367
00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:09,974
You mind if I ask you
a question?
368
00:15:10,008 --> 00:15:11,042
No, go ahead.
369
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,910
I've been trying
to figure out your strategy.
370
00:15:12,944 --> 00:15:14,045
Hmm.
You know,
371
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,579
I've always admired you
372
00:15:15,613 --> 00:15:18,582
for being sort of
a selfish, egotistical pig.
373
00:15:18,616 --> 00:15:20,151
Why, thank you, Carla.
374
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:21,218
But suddenly,
375
00:15:21,252 --> 00:15:23,654
you're locking chauffeurs
in closets,
376
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,622
and giving going-
away parties.
377
00:15:25,657 --> 00:15:27,725
It's like you're
bending over backwards
378
00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:29,126
to help Boss Howe
379
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,295
score with
Mega-Boss Drake.
380
00:15:31,329 --> 00:15:32,596
Mm-hmm.
381
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:35,265
This kind of
self-sacrifice
382
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,501
isn't like you,
and it's scaring me.
383
00:15:37,535 --> 00:15:38,969
Please, please, tell me
384
00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:41,438
you have some sleazy
ulterior motive.
385
00:15:41,472 --> 00:15:43,824
Fear not, little one.
386
00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:45,659
Aha.
( laughs )
387
00:15:45,693 --> 00:15:46,894
So you don't think
they're gonna make it.
388
00:15:46,928 --> 00:15:48,295
I just wanted to bring
389
00:15:48,329 --> 00:15:49,996
this whole thing to a boil,
390
00:15:50,031 --> 00:15:52,098
so when it blows up, I can...
391
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:54,634
swoop in and gather up
the pieces.
392
00:15:54,669 --> 00:15:58,439
I call it my, uh,
vulture position.
393
00:15:58,473 --> 00:16:00,541
Sammy?
Mm-hmm.
394
00:16:00,575 --> 00:16:01,842
You've got Wessonality.
395
00:16:01,876 --> 00:16:03,777
( laughs ) Thank you.
396
00:16:03,811 --> 00:16:04,811
( phone rings )
397
00:16:04,846 --> 00:16:05,912
Hey, hey, hey, huh?
398
00:16:05,947 --> 00:16:07,080
How about that?
399
00:16:07,115 --> 00:16:08,282
According to vulture time,
400
00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:09,450
I bet that's my, uh,
401
00:16:09,484 --> 00:16:11,418
wounded little sparrow
402
00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:12,636
right now.
403
00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:14,271
Hello?
404
00:16:14,305 --> 00:16:15,839
Hi, Rebecca.
405
00:16:17,008 --> 00:16:18,475
O-Okay.
406
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,110
Uh, can you hold
one second, please?
407
00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:22,479
Quote:
"Sam, I need your help."
408
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:23,847
Unquote.
409
00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:25,282
Yeah.
410
00:16:25,316 --> 00:16:27,150
I'm-I'm taking off right now.
411
00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:34,842
Here we go.
412
00:16:34,876 --> 00:16:35,909
Here we go.
413
00:16:35,944 --> 00:16:37,645
Why don't you go in
and sit down there?
414
00:16:37,679 --> 00:16:39,212
Here you go.
415
00:16:39,247 --> 00:16:42,415
There you go.
416
00:16:45,453 --> 00:16:47,621
( groans )
417
00:16:53,194 --> 00:16:53,994
Do you feel like
418
00:16:54,028 --> 00:16:55,696
you can talk about it yet?
419
00:17:00,585 --> 00:17:03,070
Thank you for bailing
me out of jail.
420
00:17:05,073 --> 00:17:06,774
Anytime.
421
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:07,975
Oh, God.
422
00:17:08,009 --> 00:17:09,076
This has been
423
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:11,261
the worst night
of my life.
Oh.
424
00:17:11,295 --> 00:17:13,864
Of anybody's life.
425
00:17:13,898 --> 00:17:18,469
I pour out my heart and
soul to the man I love,
426
00:17:18,503 --> 00:17:19,736
then he tells
me he's taking
427
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:21,471
someone else
across the globe.
428
00:17:21,506 --> 00:17:25,209
I hate guys like that.
429
00:17:26,244 --> 00:17:29,146
And she's really cute, Sam.
430
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,030
Oh.
431
00:17:30,065 --> 00:17:31,298
And they made out
432
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,499
in the back seat.
433
00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:37,137
And he didn't even
roll up the window.
434
00:17:37,171 --> 00:17:39,406
The man is a pig.
435
00:17:44,412 --> 00:17:45,745
I tried not to look,
436
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:47,714
but the rearview mirror
was just huge,
437
00:17:47,749 --> 00:17:49,016
and I couldn't help it.
438
00:17:50,451 --> 00:17:51,902
And then I got so upset,
439
00:17:51,936 --> 00:17:55,439
I just wrapped the company limo
around a 7-Eleven.
440
00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:59,276
Well, that is dreadful.
441
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,944
Very, very, very sad.
442
00:18:00,978 --> 00:18:02,680
( sighs )
443
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:03,730
And then Evan
444
00:18:03,764 --> 00:18:06,800
and his cheap imitation
Geisha bimbo whore
445
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:07,968
grabbed a taxi.
446
00:18:09,937 --> 00:18:11,388
While I had to stand there
447
00:18:11,422 --> 00:18:12,923
and wait for a tow truck.
448
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:16,359
Oh, and then this
cop came along,
449
00:18:16,394 --> 00:18:17,928
and he asked me to see
450
00:18:17,962 --> 00:18:19,697
my chauffeur's license.
451
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:22,198
God, if only I'd had one.
452
00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:23,867
Or if only
I'd remembered
453
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:27,321
to bring my purse with
my own driver's license.
454
00:18:27,355 --> 00:18:29,939
Or if only I'd resisted arrest
455
00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:32,176
and he just shot me dead.
456
00:18:33,127 --> 00:18:35,595
( jazzy music blasts )
457
00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:36,796
( lowers volume )
458
00:18:43,138 --> 00:18:44,671
Well...
459
00:18:44,705 --> 00:18:47,624
maybe I ought to
leave you alone now.
460
00:18:49,110 --> 00:18:50,761
By yourself...
461
00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:53,046
with some music...
462
00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:55,248
with your depression...
463
00:18:55,282 --> 00:18:56,817
alone.
464
00:18:58,419 --> 00:19:01,088
Sam, can I offer you
a cup of coffee or...
465
00:19:01,122 --> 00:19:03,640
olives?
466
00:19:05,493 --> 00:19:08,145
I didn't have a chance
to go to the grocery store.
467
00:19:08,179 --> 00:19:10,580
I, um...
468
00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:13,384
just kind of don't want
to be alone right now.
469
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:14,568
Then you shouldn't be.
470
00:19:14,602 --> 00:19:16,769
You need
consolation now.
471
00:19:17,838 --> 00:19:19,439
And warmth.
472
00:19:19,474 --> 00:19:22,709
Lots and lots of warmth.
473
00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:32,085
You know, Sam,
474
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,921
I don't have anything
sexual in mind.
475
00:19:34,955 --> 00:19:36,723
I just need
a shoulder to cry on.
476
00:19:36,757 --> 00:19:40,394
Oh, honey, you cry
on anything you want.
477
00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:45,198
( sighs )
478
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:47,634
Gee, Sam...
479
00:19:47,668 --> 00:19:49,702
what I needed right
now was a friend.
480
00:19:49,737 --> 00:19:50,970
Mmm.
481
00:19:51,005 --> 00:19:53,840
And you're the best friend
I have in the whole world.
482
00:19:53,874 --> 00:19:55,509
( chuckling ):
No, no.
483
00:19:55,543 --> 00:19:57,244
No, you got
plenty of friends.
484
00:19:57,278 --> 00:19:59,529
What, girlfriends, maybe?
485
00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:01,498
Old college friends?
486
00:20:01,532 --> 00:20:02,749
No... I've kind of
487
00:20:02,783 --> 00:20:05,035
grown apart from
my old friends,
488
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:08,121
and I haven't had a
chance to make new ones
489
00:20:08,155 --> 00:20:10,123
with work and everything.
490
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:13,043
Well, that...
491
00:20:13,077 --> 00:20:14,094
that just leaves...
492
00:20:14,128 --> 00:20:18,081
Yeah, you.
493
00:20:18,115 --> 00:20:19,266
I'm your best friend?
494
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,450
( clicksthrough teeth )
495
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:22,452
Crazy, huh?
496
00:20:25,172 --> 00:20:28,174
I really think I ought to go.
497
00:20:28,209 --> 00:20:30,277
Sam, why?
498
00:20:30,311 --> 00:20:32,946
Hey, I like you.
499
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,248
I mean,
there's not anything
500
00:20:34,282 --> 00:20:35,865
I wouldn't do for you
in the world,
501
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,034
but I-I know what's gonna happen
if I stay here.
502
00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:39,536
You're going to cry some more,
503
00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:41,104
and I'll comfort you some more,
504
00:20:41,138 --> 00:20:42,739
and the next thing you know, uh,
505
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:45,175
your pantyhose will be
hanging from the lamp.
506
00:20:48,179 --> 00:20:50,430
Sam, please, don't go.
507
00:20:50,465 --> 00:20:53,300
Hey, I can't be trusted.
508
00:20:53,334 --> 00:20:54,852
Trust me.
509
00:20:57,138 --> 00:20:59,523
Le-Let me just leave here now
510
00:20:59,557 --> 00:21:00,824
as a friend, please?
511
00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:05,312
Oh, I'm sorry, I...
512
00:21:11,369 --> 00:21:13,536
Listen.
513
00:21:13,571 --> 00:21:14,938
I want to try this.
514
00:21:16,157 --> 00:21:17,458
For the sake
515
00:21:17,492 --> 00:21:18,592
of our friendship,
516
00:21:18,626 --> 00:21:19,660
I am just gonna resist
517
00:21:19,694 --> 00:21:20,761
my sexual urges,
518
00:21:20,795 --> 00:21:22,028
and that's all there is to it.
519
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:24,565
Now, come here.
520
00:21:24,599 --> 00:21:26,066
There.
521
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,801
( clears throat )
All right.
522
00:21:27,836 --> 00:21:29,970
All right, now...
523
00:21:30,004 --> 00:21:32,339
( weepy ):
You know that I
loved Evan Drake
524
00:21:32,373 --> 00:21:35,041
since the first
time I met him.
525
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:36,376
I'm sorry, this is not working.
526
00:21:36,410 --> 00:21:38,011
Hot fire below.
527
00:22:01,002 --> 00:22:03,136
( sighs )
528
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,974
( phone ringing )
529
00:22:25,209 --> 00:22:26,076
Hello.
530
00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:26,977
Hi.
531
00:22:27,011 --> 00:22:28,178
Listen, if this
532
00:22:28,212 --> 00:22:29,479
is what it takes
to be a friend,
533
00:22:29,513 --> 00:22:31,314
then I really want
to give it a shot, okay?
534
00:22:31,348 --> 00:22:32,699
So...
535
00:22:32,733 --> 00:22:34,118
we've got all evening here.
536
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:35,152
Pour your heart out.
537
00:22:35,186 --> 00:22:36,086
Where are you?
538
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,087
I'm downstairs
539
00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:38,321
at a pay phone.
540
00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:39,857
( clears throat )
541
00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:41,475
But just, uh, pretend like
542
00:22:41,509 --> 00:22:43,910
I'm right there beside you,
all right?
543
00:22:43,944 --> 00:22:45,762
Thanks, Sam.
544
00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:47,114
Yeah. Yeah, you're welcome.
545
00:22:48,282 --> 00:22:49,949
Well...
546
00:22:49,984 --> 00:22:52,119
( weepy ):
as you know,
547
00:22:52,153 --> 00:22:54,354
I have loved Evan Drake
548
00:22:54,389 --> 00:22:57,024
since the first time I saw him.
549
00:22:57,058 --> 00:22:58,525
I know.
550
00:22:58,559 --> 00:23:00,927
Sam, this is silly.
551
00:23:00,961 --> 00:23:02,129
Get up here.
552
00:23:02,163 --> 00:23:03,596
No...
Sam, you know
553
00:23:03,631 --> 00:23:04,731
what I've been through.
554
00:23:04,765 --> 00:23:06,466
You're not going
to take advantage of me.
555
00:23:06,501 --> 00:23:08,301
Oh, yeah?
556
00:23:10,304 --> 00:23:11,971
Do me a favor, will you?
557
00:23:12,006 --> 00:23:13,606
Check your bra.
558
00:23:18,246 --> 00:23:20,280
How did you do that?
559
00:23:21,305 --> 00:23:27,308
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