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Cheers is filmedbefore a live studio audience.
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Hi, Dr. Crane.
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FRASIER:
Hello, Woody.
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Set me up, will you?
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Coming right up.
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Boy, you know,
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no matter how many times
I come in here,
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I can't get over
how silly you look
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in that
ridiculous outfit.
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Really?
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I kind of like it.
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People treat me with
a little more respect.
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And there's
another bonus.
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Saves me that
couple extra hours
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I used to spend
every morning
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picking out a shirt.
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Yes, that can be
very time consuming.
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Whatever happened
to the good old days?
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Everything
was better.
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Sam still owned the bar.
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He wasn't out
circumnavigating the globe.
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Yonder sat Diane
with a book.
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Norm and Cliff were permanent
fixtures in this place.
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God, how I miss
those hail-fellows-well-met.
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Where has it gone, Woody?
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Oh, hey, come
on, Dr. Crane.
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It'll be all right.
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( sniffling ):
Will it?
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( blowing nose )
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"Oh, death in life,
the days that are no more."
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Who said that?
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Who said what?
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"Oh, death in life,
the days that are no more."
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You did.
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No, no, you see,
I mean who said it first?
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Y-You said it both times.
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You know, you're right, Woody.
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Some things never change.
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Especially the simple ones.
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And don't you forget it.
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( pats counter )
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( piano plays )
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� Making your way
in the world today �
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� Takes everything you've got
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� Taking a break
from all your worries �
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� Sure would help a lot
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� Wouldn't you like
to get away? �
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� Sometimes you want to go
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� Where everybody
knows your name �
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� And they're always glad
you came �
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� You want to be
where you can see �
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� Our troubles
are all the same �
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� You want to be where
everybody knows your name �
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� You want to go
where people know �
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� People are all the same
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� You want to go where
everybody knows your name. �
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Afternoon, everybody.
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WOODY:
Norm!
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Well, that was it, Woody.
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Last chance; I'm out of here.
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You caught them
by surprise.
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I'm telling you,
they'll get it.
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Woody, new crowd's
a bunch of stiffs, okay?
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They're never going
to get it.
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Hey, Woody.
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Hey, Eddie.
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( chuckling ):
How you doing?
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Good, how are you?
Good. You know,
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I passed Norm Peterson
on the stairs.
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He didn't give me
the time of day.
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Oh, it's 3:15.
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Thanks.
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Well, would you like a drink,
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or did you just
drop in for the time?
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Now that you mentioned it.
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Say, is, uh, Carla around?
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She said
she wanted to talk to me.
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Said it was real important, eh?
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She just went upstairs.
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She'll be back down
in a minute.
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EDDIE:
Good.
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Well, we haven't seen
you for a while, eh?
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Yeah, you know, Carla and I
kind of drifted apart.
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I don't know,
I haven't seen her in months.
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The usual?
You bet, Woody.
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Good memory.
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Thanks.
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What is your usual?
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Uh, just give me a beer.
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Coming right up.
Sam around?
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Oh, didn't you hear?
No.
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Sam sold the bar to
some big corporation.
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Bought a boat.
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He's sailing around
the world with it.
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Hey, well, good for Sam.
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Thought he was supposed
to get married.
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Well, Miss Chambers
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went off to write her book,
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only that didn't work out,
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and last we heard,
she was out in Hollywood
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trying to write for TV.
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I'll bet whatever
she comes up with,
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it'll be pretty
darn good.
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( chuckling )
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I bet it will.
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Oh, Eddie?
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Hey, Carla.
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What did you want
to talk to me about?
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Okay, see ya.
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Yeah, see ya, Eddie.
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FRASIER:
So, Carla,
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what did Eddie say
about his impending fatherhood?
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He wants
to think about it.
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Mmm.
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Well, my guess
is he'll do
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exactly what I or any
normal, red-blooded men
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would do in
this situation.
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On the other hand,
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you might actually
hear from him again.
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No, I'm joking, I'm joking.
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Come on, am I the only cut-up
left in this morgue?
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FRASIER:
Come on!
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Remember the old days
when things were fun?
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Do you remember when the bar
was brimming with scamps,
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and atop every barstool
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perched an irrepressible
Merry-Andrew?
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You remember that, Sam?
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( alarmed screech )
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Oh, my God, Sam!
Sam!
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Sam, you're back!
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Ah, yeah, you
bet I'm back.
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Oh, look at... Woody!
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( chuckling ):
Hey, man, how are you?!
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Good.
Whoo! Look at this.
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Hey, everybody.
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Who are these people?
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Things just aren't the same
anymore, Sam.
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Boy, yeah, I'll say.
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Can't believe the number
of changes around here.
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Thank God
you're still pregnant, huh?
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( laughing ):
Yeah.
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( chuckling )
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Who's the lucky guy?
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Everybody but Eddie LeBec.
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Eddie.
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Yeah. You thirsty?
I'll get you a seltzer.
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Yeah, get me
something to drink here.
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Sam, what happened
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to your around-the-world sail?
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Well, it kind of lost
some of its appeal, Woody,
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after I sank.
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ALL:
Sank? Where?
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Somewhere in the Caribbean.
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Well, you must
feel terrible.
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Well, no, not really.
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You know,
a lot of good came out of it.
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I discovered a reef
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that nobody
had ever heard of,
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and even named it after me.
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"No Brains Atoll."
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( laughter )
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( Woody joins in )
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Maybe you two
should start calling each other
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in the morning.
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Sammy,
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it's part of
the new regime.
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They're running this joint
like a military outfit.
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Well, that's too bad.
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Oh, no,
look at that.
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What happened
to my photograph?
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Never mind;
now you're back,
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you can buy
back the bar,
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things can be
the way they were.
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I don't have enough money
to buy back an ice cube.
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But anyway, you know, hey,
I just want to work here.
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If I can't
be the boss,
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I can at least be the
highest-paid employee.
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Yeah, well, I don't know.
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We got two bartenders
already, Sam.
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You're kidding. Who?
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Well, hold onto
your sides.
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I'm going to introduce you
to Mr. Chucklepuss.
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Hey, Wayne.
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Sam...
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this is Wayne;
Wayne, Sam Malone.
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How do you do?
Hello.
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Sorry, Wayne, but Sam is going
to take over your job.
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Yeah, well,
there's no reason
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why you can't hang around
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and be a relief bartender.
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I'm hardly a
relief bartender.
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Yeah, that's right.
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You know, uh, Wayne
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has bored the hell
out of people
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in some of the finest bars
and restaurants in Boston.
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And as he'd be the
first one to tell you,
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he can make any
drink known to man.
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Oh, is that right?
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Try me.
Okay.
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Um, a moonbeam.
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With or without
cura�ao?
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Serendipity, neat.
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That only comes with ice.
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Saddleback.
Onion or olive?
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Both. Stick 'em
in your nostrils.
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( chuckles )
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Well, that's all right.
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What the hell, I'll
just come at this
from another angle.
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Uh, who's, uh,
who's running the show now?
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Oh, no, no, I-I wouldn't
approach it that way.
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No, this new manager
eats live sharks for breakfast.
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Ah, but don't go by me.
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I've hated every boss
I've ever had.
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How can you say that?
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I was your boss.
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Yeah, right.
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Oh, I was; come on.
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Anyway,
I really hate her.
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"Her"? Whoa-- a woman?
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Oh, is she married?
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Who'd marry her?
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An unmarried woman.
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Might take me all of five
minutes to get my job back.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Why? What?
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Oh, no, what, is she
one of those pasty-faced
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little business school
graduates with thick glasses
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and her hair pulled back
so tight
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she hears through her eyes--
one of those?
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She's coming right now.
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Why don't you be
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the judge of that?
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Watch this.
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I came up
with a few new grabbers
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while I was out at sea.
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Mm-boo-ah.
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Miss Rebecca Howe,
Sam Malone.
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Sam, Rebecca Howe.
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How do you do?
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Ah-voo-ah.
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And to you.
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If you'll excuse me.
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Boy, you know,
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she's almost as great-looking
as I am.
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CARLA:
Almost.
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Gee, I wonder what
she'll make me for breakfast?
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Miss Tortelli, you have
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a couple of customers
in the corner
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that look like they're on
the verge of a good time.
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You better hurry over there
and put your usual stop to it.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Good afternoon,
Miss Howe.
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Hello, Woody.
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I mean Wayne.
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Did you lose
your name tag again?
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Yeah.
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But I found my pants.
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Keep up the good work,
Woody.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Um, I want to apologize
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for my behavior
back there.
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I was led astray.
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Somebody told me that you were
kind of a schnauzer.
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Uh-- Sam Malone.
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Yes. Yes.
You're the gentleman
266
00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,900
that used to
own this bar.
267
00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:46,000
Well, I heard you were
sailing around the world.
268
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,600
Well, I was going
to do that, but, uh,
269
00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,500
something
kept pulling me back here,
270
00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,300
and I just couldn't figure out
what it was, till now.
271
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,800
Which reminds me
of the other thing
I heard about you.
272
00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,900
( chuckling ):
Oh, no...
273
00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,600
Wait, let me set
the record straight here.
274
00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:00,300
There have been
a lot of ridiculous,
275
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,200
unbelievable rumors
about my sexual prowess.
276
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,800
I just want to tell you
that most of them
277
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,400
are right on the money.
278
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,800
You know, Mr. Malone,
279
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,300
we've known each other
only seconds,
280
00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:13,400
and I'm already tired of you.
281
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,900
Uh, w-w-wait
a minute,
282
00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:17,300
wait a minute.
283
00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:18,400
I know
you think you've had
284
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,600
just about enough excitement
for one day,
285
00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,000
but there's more.
286
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,200
I'm back... and I'm ready
to jump behind the bar.
287
00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:27,400
We're fully staffed,
Mr. Malone.
288
00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,800
Jump somewhere else.
289
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,300
Uh, well, hold on a second.
290
00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:32,800
Can't we, uh,
can't we discuss this?
291
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,100
We just did.
292
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,100
No, no, no,
I meant someplace private
293
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,300
where we could
slip out of our things
294
00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:40,500
and say howdy.
295
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,200
REBECCA:
I don't know
296
00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,500
if I find
your come-ons
297
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,000
disgusting or
merely pathetic.
298
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,800
I do know you're
giving me a headache
299
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,000
behind the eyes.
300
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,900
It feels like
a little insect
301
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,300
boring into my brain.
302
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000
Oh...!
303
00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,400
You didn't knock.
304
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,100
Habit.
305
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:05,800
Oh, my God.
306
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,500
Boy, this place
doesn't even look
307
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,800
like my office anymore.
308
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,100
Thank you; it wasn't easy.
309
00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:12,400
How could you do this?
310
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,400
I mean,
you-you took away all the...
311
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:17,300
all the charm,
all the warmth.
312
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:18,600
Where's Dave?
313
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,800
"Dave"?
314
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,700
My moose head.
315
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,700
I set him free.
316
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,800
If he really loves you,
he'll come back.
317
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,900
This is, uh,
a lot of changes to absorb
318
00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,500
in such a short time here.
319
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,000
Would you just get out of here?
320
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,300
( chuckling ):
Oh, hey, come on.
321
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,500
Lighten up.
322
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,100
Running a bar
should be fun, you know?
323
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,000
No, visiting a
bar should be fun.
324
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,600
Running a bar
is hard work.
325
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,600
Mr. Malone, I have had a great
deal of training and education
326
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,800
to get to this point,
and it's important to me
327
00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,400
that I succeed;
that it succeed.
328
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,500
Well, in that case,
329
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,900
you're missing a great
opportunity here.
330
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,600
You see, having a sports
celebrity in the bar
331
00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:00,000
is great for business.
332
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,200
I mean, you take a look
at your, uh...
333
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:03,900
You take a look
at your, uh,
334
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:06,200
at your major places
in Atlantic City.
335
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,800
They got your Willie Mays,
336
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,300
your Mickey Mantle...
337
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,400
It seems
a critical difference here
338
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,600
is that I've heard
of those people.
339
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,000
Oh, now...
340
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,500
Wait a second here.
341
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,400
You know, a lot of people
may not know this,
342
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,400
but I happen to be
quite famous.
343
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:26,200
Well, I don't care if
you're famous or not--
344
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,500
I don't need a bartender.
345
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,900
But you're
perfectly welcome
346
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,600
to come here
as a patron anytime.
347
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:31,900
And I personally
guarantee
348
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,900
you'll be treated
with every courtesy.
349
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:36,000
Unless you're waited on
by Miss Tortelli.
350
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:38,700
Now, if you don't mind...
351
00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:42,400
Wait-wait a second here.
352
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,900
Um...
353
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,000
I sold this bar
354
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000
because it had a lot of, uh,
355
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,500
bad memories for me.
356
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,600
But once I got away from it,
357
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:52,700
I realized that it had
358
00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,000
a lot of good memories, too.
359
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,800
Mr. Malone, I really...
360
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,300
Please, please listen.
361
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,300
I'm not enjoying this, either.
362
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,600
There was, uh, one memory
363
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,400
in particular that
364
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,100
I have been
trying to shake.
365
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,900
( clears throat )
366
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:07,900
See, I was, uh,
367
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,600
I was afraid
that I was gonna
368
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,500
walk in here
today, and, uh...
369
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,400
see her face
everywhere I looked,
370
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,100
but instead, what I saw was
371
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,600
all these silly changes
you made in here.
372
00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,100
I happen to think it's...
373
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,700
No, no, I mean,
it was good.
374
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,600
It helped me.
375
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,500
Look, what I'm trying to say is,
376
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,600
uh, this place
is the closest thing
377
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,400
I have to a real home.
378
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,600
I want to come back.
379
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,900
Please.
380
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,800
I'm very sorry, Mr. Malone.
381
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,400
I wish that I could help.
382
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:47,200
I see.
383
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,500
Wait a minute.
384
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,500
I guess we could use
385
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,600
another relief bartender
a couple of nights a week.
386
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,000
Well, it's a start.
387
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,500
I appreciate that.
388
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,600
Don't mention it.
389
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,900
You've had some tough breaks.
390
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,900
Oh, not so bad really.
391
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,300
You lost the bar.
392
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,200
And now you tell me
that's your home.
393
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,600
You lost your girlfriend.
394
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:14,100
And I guess you were
some sort of an athlete
395
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,200
who's having
396
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,100
a lot of trouble
getting over it.
397
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,400
Anyway,
398
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,900
I just hope working here
399
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,500
can help fill a little
of the emptiness.
400
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:35,300
Yeah, well, I'm sure it will.
401
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,300
Thanks again.
402
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,800
You're not doing this
out of pity, are you?
403
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,000
Pity?
404
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,200
Well, yeah. I...
405
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,400
I can't take this job
if it's just pity.
406
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,400
It's not just pity.
There are other things.
407
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,500
Oh. Well, good.
408
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,700
Like what?
409
00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:53,000
Like...
410
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,200
It's pity.
411
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,700
Just pity?
412
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,400
Just pity.
413
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,800
No respect?
414
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,000
No.
415
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,400
No personal value?
416
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,400
Do you like my shirt?
417
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,800
Actually, that's a great shirt.
418
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,700
Well, you know
what they say.
419
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,400
Uh, pity and a nice shirt,
420
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,500
and the world's
your oyster, huh?
421
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,300
Well, uh, I got the job.
422
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,500
All right.
Wow!
423
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,700
Great.
424
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,400
Well, it's-it's only
part time, you know.
425
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,300
I mean, you do
have two bartenders.
426
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,300
Yeah, well,
maybe not for long.
427
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,000
I've already launched
428
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,600
"Operation Wayne
Down the Dwain."
429
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,700
Our boys are in the air.
430
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:46,800
( phone rings )
What do you mean?
431
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,900
Wha...
432
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,200
Cheers.
433
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,100
Mr. Malone, will you
fill out this W-4 form
434
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,400
and return it to me?
You bet.
435
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,600
Mr. Drake for you.
436
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:56,500
Give it to me.
No, wait a minute.
437
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,100
I'll get it in my office.
438
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,300
I locked myself out.
439
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,800
No, I didn't.
440
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,400
Well, so much
for her dress shield.
441
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,600
( chuckles )
442
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,100
Why?
443
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,500
Who-who's this, uh...
444
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:12,800
who's this Drake guy?
445
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,700
He's vice president of the
corporation you sold out to,
446
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,400
and she's got a third-degree
case of the hots for him,
447
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,400
and he doesn't know she's alive.
448
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,200
Yeah, I have my
doubts myself.
449
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,800
Mm.
450
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,700
Hey, Carla, you
used to, uh,
451
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,600
listen in on my
phone conversations.
452
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,800
Never. I'm insulted.
453
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,000
Show me how to
do it, will you?
454
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,400
Just press that third button,
455
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,600
pick up the receiver.
456
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,200
Well, no, I have not sent
that statement over yet,
457
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,800
but I'll send it right away.
458
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,000
No, it's no problem,
I love you.
459
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,800
I mean, I'd love to.
460
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,600
I'd love to.
461
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:53,700
Oh, by the way,
I hired a new relief bartender.
462
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,500
Kind of a sad case, really.
463
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,000
Sam Malone.
Used to play for the Red...
464
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,500
Yes, that's him.
465
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:05,400
Well, of course I tried
to get him full time.
466
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,300
Wonderful drawing card.
467
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,000
Yes, sir.
468
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,800
I'll sweeten the offer.
469
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,200
Of course.
470
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,500
Thank you.
471
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,200
Good-bye.
472
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,900
Rats.
473
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,200
Mr. Malone?
474
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,700
May I speak with you a moment?
475
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,900
Sure, what's up, Becky?
476
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:39,200
I've just been
in there thinking.
Mm-hmm.
477
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,100
You know, maybe I'm cutting off
478
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,800
the bar's association
with sports too quickly.
479
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,400
Oh, I don't know, Becks,
480
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,700
I think you were right
481
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,800
in the first place.
482
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,500
Besides, I, uh,
I don't think I could live
483
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,900
on a relief bartender's salary.
484
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:54,900
Well, what if I
made you full time?
485
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,900
I don't think I could survive
486
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:59,200
on a full-time bartender's
paycheck, either.
487
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:02,400
Does that, uh, include
all the usual perks--
488
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,600
medical,
489
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,800
dental,
490
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,000
horizontal?
491
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,800
Mr. Malone, we can
discuss the terms later.
492
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,000
The important thing
493
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,200
is that you come
back to work here.
494
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,300
Oh, I don't know.
495
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,100
( lackluster ):
Please.
496
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,500
Since you're
practically begging--
497
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,800
Ha!-- yeah, I guess
I could take the job.
498
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,500
Uh, you know, I'm gonna
499
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,600
hate the see Wayne
hit the streets.
500
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:31,700
Yes, I agree.
501
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:34,500
Woody, may I see you
in my office, please?
502
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,600
You bet, Miss Howe.
503
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,800
SAM:
No, no, wait, uh,
no, not Woody.
504
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,400
Uh, what about Wayne?
505
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,700
I happen to think Wayne is
a very talented bartender.
506
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,000
I don't think he's so great.
507
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,500
No, Ms. Tortelli?
508
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,700
CARLA:
No.
509
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,200
I bet there are a lot of drinks
he doesn't know how to make.
510
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,200
Impossible.
511
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,900
I know every drink there is.
512
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,000
Oh, yeah?
513
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,700
I say that a customer is gonna
come into this bar tonight
514
00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:00,200
and order a drink
you've never heard of.
515
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,000
No way, never happen.
516
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,400
Well, if it does,
517
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,100
will you take a hike?
518
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,200
All right.
519
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,200
And if I win?
520
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,200
Then you get Sam's sailboat.
521
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,200
Deal, Sam?
522
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,000
It's a deal.
523
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:17,900
You're on.
524
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,000
I love sailing.
525
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,400
Oh.
526
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,200
This looks like a nice,
friendly tavern.
527
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,900
Heck, I'll give it a chance.
528
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,100
Norm!
529
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,000
Not now, you idiot.
530
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,700
Yes, sir.
531
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,800
Let's see.
532
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:39,100
What do I
feel like today?
533
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,300
What am I in
the mood for?
534
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,200
I guess a, uh,
Screaming Viking'd do it.
535
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,100
Don't you, uh
536
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,900
mean a Laughing Swede?
537
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,500
No.
538
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,100
What's the matter, Wayne?
539
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,500
You heard the man.
540
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,800
That drink
does not exist.
541
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,400
There's been
many a morning
542
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,400
I wished to
God it hadn't.
543
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,500
I've never heard
of that drink,
544
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,000
and no one
else has, either.
545
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,400
This gentleman
made it up.
546
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,900
Do I have to take
my business else...
547
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,500
No, please, sir.
548
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,400
Excuse me, Miss Howe,
I can make that.
549
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,800
You want the cucumber bruised?
550
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:12,700
Slightly.
551
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,100
Shall I get your coat, Wayne?
552
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,900
There is no such thing
as a Screaming Viking.
553
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:25,400
I assure you, Miss Howe.
554
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,400
Screaming Viking
over here, please.
555
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,700
I don't know what's going on
here, but I've been a barten...
556
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,200
Bartender, make it two.
557
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:31,900
Coming right up.
558
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,300
WAYNE:
Wait a minute!
559
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,400
There is no such drink
as a Screaming...
560
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,000
Uh, I think I'll have
a Screaming Viking.
561
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,600
Although, the, uh...
562
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:42,600
the name itself
is a misnomer,
563
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,100
since the Vikings
were not actually
564
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,100
the murderous plunder...
565
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,700
Would you shut up!
566
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:51,000
And welcome, stranger.
567
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:52,500
You know what I'm
in the mood for?
568
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,400
Screaming Viking.
569
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,200
PATRONS:
Screaming Viking!
Screaming Viking!
570
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:57,300
Yeah, Screaming Viking.
571
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,400
Screaming Viking!
Screaming Viking!
572
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,600
Miss Howe!
573
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,400
I'm sorry.
I gave it a shot.
574
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,500
But obviously,
I am not liked
575
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,300
by the customers
or the employees.
576
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:06,800
Screaming Viking!
577
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,300
I haven't been called that
since my honeymoon.
578
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,800
Mr. Malone?
579
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,000
May I see you in my office?
580
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,900
Yes, ma'am.
581
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,500
Whoo-hoo.
582
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,700
Here's to the best
Screaming Viking in town.
583
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,800
( chuckles )
584
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,600
( all grumbling )
585
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,300
Here you go.
586
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,900
What's this?
587
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:51,200
A severance check.
588
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,900
Please be a stranger.
589
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,200
Why? Wha...
590
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,800
What did I do?
591
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,000
In baseball-ese, Mr. Malone,
592
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,300
you showed me up.
593
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,700
You and the rest
594
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,900
of the katzenjammer kids.
595
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,100
Good-bye.
596
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:05,100
Now, wait a minute.
597
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,200
What about that conversation
you had with your, uh...
598
00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:14,100
My what?
599
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,700
Your-your heart.
600
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:16,900
Your heart.
601
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,800
Y-You pity me.
602
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,700
You've spent your pity,
Mr. Malone.
603
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:22,600
Okay, fine.
604
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:25,100
Yeah, you know, I don't
want your pity, anyway.
605
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,300
You know, I can live
without this job.
606
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:29,800
I'll find another way
of supporting myself.
607
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,400
And my mother.
608
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,300
I mean, now that
the doctor's only giving me
609
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,600
six months to live.
610
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,500
Come on!
611
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,800
Please listen.
612
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,100
I swear to you, nothing like
this'll ever happen again.
613
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:45,100
Come on, a decent boss
would give me a second chance.
614
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:47,000
And I'll tell
you something, I...
615
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,900
Don't say, "A guy would."
616
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,900
I wasn't gonna say,
"A guy would."
617
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,700
But he would.
618
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,300
All right.
619
00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:57,800
I'll give you another chance.
620
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,400
All right, thank you.
Thank you.
621
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,300
But I want to make
something very clear.
622
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,900
Okay.
623
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,500
You've just got
one chance left.
624
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,600
Mm-hmm.
625
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:07,700
And as far as
I'm concerned--
626
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,500
again, in baseball-ese--
627
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,000
it's the bottom of the ninth,
628
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,500
you've got two outs,
629
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:13,700
two strikes,
630
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:15,600
and no balls.
631
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,500
Okay, all right.
632
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,200
I'm still at the plate,
though, right?
633
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,300
Right.
634
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:24,500
All right.
635
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,600
Now, I think Woody
would probably appreciate
636
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,800
a little help out there.
637
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,600
Yes, ma'am.
638
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,400
Can...
639
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,600
Can I ask you
just one small favor?
640
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,700
What?
641
00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:37,800
Can I see you smile?
642
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,000
Why?
643
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,700
You know, it'd just be
a friendly gesture,
644
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,200
to prove
there are no hard feelings.
645
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,400
Oh, come on,
646
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,900
I bet you're the kind of girl
647
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:47,900
that lights up a room
when she smiles.
648
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,000
That's stupid.
649
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,100
I'll give you a little help.
650
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:53,900
Watch this, watch this.
651
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,800
Hmm.
652
00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:02,500
Gee, I was wrong.
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