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[grunts] Evasive maneuvers! Fire at will!

We're being boarded!

Then let's throw them a welcoming party.

The device, hand it over!

I'll destroy this before I let you--

Temba!

Commanders, the asset has been obtained.

Excellent.

Destroy this joke of a Federation ship.

Leave no survivors.

All decks, I hoped I would never
have to give this order,

but all hands to as--

Captain! Incoming ship. [gasps]

It's the Wayfarer!

-Oh!
-No!

Thank the prophets!

[laughs] Send those thanks
to Captain Bucephalus Dagger!

Commander Doodle, I think it's time
we introduce this war bird

to the biggest kid on the block.

You heard the cap.
Target those disruptors!

Dagger? Get us out of here.

No! I want his head!

Don't be greedy, sister.
We've already won.

They just don't know it yet.

Captain, they're retreating.
Should I set a course to pursue?

Let 'em run. Protecting the Cerritos
is our top priority.

You're late, Dagger.

What did you do, stop for raktajino?

[scoffs] What were the Melponar Triplets
after this time?

The Chronogami.

A top secret Starfleet prototype
which can penetrate temporal barriers.

"Chrono, " because it involves taking time
and folding it in on itself

-like the Japanese art form of ori--
-Origami. Right. We get it.

I thought the Chronogami was theoretical.

Well, consider the theory proved.

And now the Romulans have it...

...and I'd bet my pips they're going to--

[groans] Computer, freeze program.

[Ransom] Ensign Boimler, please report
to Commander Ransom's office.

-On my way.
-I thought you were off duty.

Ugh, I am.
Ransom just probably wants me to spot him.

He just learned Tellarite dead lifts.

Whoo, baby!
That opening was awesome, Boims!

Yeah, but time travel?
Listen, Captain "Dagger,"

don't tell me we're gonna have to go back
and assassinate Kennedy,

-because that is not happening.
-Okay. Don't worry.

Crisis Point II is twice as good
as the original.

Crisis Point-- No!
You can't just piggyback off my movie!

Technically, it was my program first,
so I can do what I want.

Uh, Computer, arch.

That doesn't contractually obligate you
to make a bad sequel.

Is this a sequel?
I mean, Vindicta got blown up...

You don't follow the villain.
We're back with the Cerritos bridge crew.

Trust me, you're gonna love it.

It's got everything:
action, adventure, romance.

I'll skip ahead to the opening credits.
Uh, okay.

Freeman just explained
that the Chronogami can be used

to destroy any point in history.

Does it make an alternate cinematic
timeline that runs concurrent to our own,

but with different people
playing younger versions of us?

[laughs] Oh, scientifically that would be
a bit of a reach.

If you're expanding the Vindicta verse,
I'm just saying it better not suck.

Let me know if you want some hot sauce

while you're eating those words
in the third act.

I'll be right back.

-[Tendi] Ooh!
-[Rutherford] Ooh!

Wait. What's my character's name again?

Looks like
you're Chief Engineer Sylvo Toussant.

Ooh, Cajun? Mon chérie, je garantie
I could do that--

Uh, nah. I'm just gonna play it straight.

[Tendi] I play Lieutenant Commander
Meena Vesper,

whose love of science and exploration
is tempered by her troubled childhood--

Ugh, this is such fan fiction.

[Mariner] I've got an evaluation
with Ransom at 1900.

Boims better not draw this out.

Ah, the auteur has returned.
What did, uh, what did Ransom want?

Uh, just reassigning duty shifts.

Ooh! The credits are ending!
Let's get back in character!

[Tendi] Rutherford, shh!

The Chronogami project was headed up by--

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dr. Helena Gibson.

Bucephalus.

Ugh, you have got some nerve

never calling me back
after that weekend on Risa.

Oh. Spicy.

Oh, so, this gorgeous scientist
is the estranged love interest?

Yeah, sure.

I'm here for your research,
not your heart.

The Romulans have the Chronogami.

Oh! Of-- Of course.

[Rutherford] Whoa!
These graphics are mind-blowing!

[Tendi] Rutherford.

[Dr. Gibson] We've learned
that there are space-time world lines

that prevent the beginning of existence
from merging with the end.

The Chronogami's gravitons
essentially fold world lines,

allowing a user to travel
to the past or the future.

The Romulans could attack any place
and any time,

allowing them to wipe the Federation
from ever existing.

So many lives,
just blinked out of existence.

-We could run a long-range--
-[Boimler] To think, you go to bed

probably still thinking about some task
you have to do the next day,

then... poof. You're gone.

Geez! Somebody took
a Winger Bingston acting class.

You can track the Chronogami with this.
It has limited Chronogamic functionality.

Ah, yes. A watch that drives the plot.
Very convenient and not at all dumb.

It detects the chronitons.
It'll lead you right to them.

Looks like
they're heading for Tatasciore 9.

A favorite
of black market weapons dealers.

They're probably trying
to buy Wallerian Dutronium

to power the Chronogasmic matrix!

Yeah, Doc, you really want to avoid
that many made-up words in a row.

All right, uh, this is where
we set a course for Tatasciore 9.

So let's do that.

Wait, Bucephalus!
Could we talk? Privately.

Ooh, here comes the romance
in three, two, on--

No, thanks. I-l-- I gotta go.

"No, thanks"?

Wait! You can't cut out
the romantic subplot.

A good movie's got to have some roman--

Dagger's love life doesn't matter anymore.

Then why did you design her so hot?

I don't know what to do now.

Uh, yeah. Me either, lady. Okay. Bye.

Do you feel lost in your ways?
Let Minooki guide you.

We have to find the Romulans,
or the universe could cease to exist!

We're all holograms in a simulation!

The koala smiles on us all!

Ki-Ty-Ha has the true answers
for life's most important questions...

Okay. Feels like we're just moments away
from a big set piece, aren't we?

What are we talking? Heist? Chase?

Yo, Earth to Dagger!

I asked if there's going to be,
like, a cool chase or something!

I need answers.

Then you seek Ki-Ty-Ha!

Legend says he resides on
the forbidden moon!

What are you doing?

The holodeck just populated that guy
into the background for color.

I sense Purplehead knows much.

If one such as he is drawn to this place,
so shall--

What in the alien-of-the-week bull[bleep]?

Boims, come on, we have a movie to do.

-We don't have time to chat up the extras.
-It's an adaptive program.

The-- The holodeck's creating meaning
for these guys.

I've got a lock!

[Captain Freeman] Gravcycles! Mount up!

-Oh, hell yeah! Now we're talking!
-Destiny.

-Dude, come on, we gotta grav!
-information!

[Rutherford] Whoo, yeah!

Come on! We're missing the sequence!

No, we need to find Ki-Ty-Ha.

Dagger to Vesper, take command
of the Chronogami mission.

You are acting captain now.

[Vesper] Aah! Oh, my gosh! Thank you!

We just spent, like, an hour getting
the backstory of your MacGuffin.

And now we're not going after it?

The path to Ki-Ty-Ha is perilous,

but the reward is all the truths
of the universe.

This could be the key to it all.
We gotta do this.

This? What is this? These random extras?

-I am Knicknac.
-Case in point.

What the hell does finding some weirdo
have to do with your story?

We-- We're gonna go find
the meaning of life.

This is better than what I wrote.
This is important!

Important? Wha--
No, this was supposed to be a thrill ride!

Ah, that chase sequence
wasn't gonna be fun anyway.

This is so [bleep]ing fun!

[Rutherford] Whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Remind me to never lend you my gravcycle!

Oh, [bleep]!
They're activating the Chronogami!

Oh, damn it! They've crossed
the origamic threshold.

And if we follow, we may never be able
to get back to our own time!

We have to. For Starfleet!

[Captain Freeman] For Starfleet!

Ugh.

Where are we?

2341.

We're smack-dab
in the middle of the goddamn algae crisis.

This is the science center
where Ambassador Koro

was able to communicate
with the algaeic slime mind.

Every kid learns about this in school.

We have to find the Romulans.

If they kill Koro, the algae will wipe out
every living creature on the--

Did you leave and get food?

Oh, yeah, during the whole
time travel light show.

That stuff always gets me seasick.
I stepped out to grab a bite.

-You want some?
-No!

I-- I feel like
you're not taking this seriously.

Uh, yeah, because I'm not.

Hey, who's that big squid?

That's Ambassador Koro! Ugh, never mind!

All right.
Keep down, stay quiet and spread out.

We are looking for--

What? Ya gotta have chips!

Okay, can we please get back
to the real movie?

Tendi and Ruthy could be, I don't know,

in ancient Egypt riding crocodiles
without us.

Illustor, how do we get to Ki-Ty-Ha?

Ah, to that I have a fascinating answer.

And the answer is... this answer,
that's about to be coming now.

He's stalling. The holodeck is just
building this dude a backstory on the fly.

We are way off book here.

Oh, I can show you my back story.

-[gasps] Thou art a map!
-[Boimler] Whoa...

No. Absolutely not. No.

This is stupid and too literal.

Quickly, read my saggy skin.

Ew! No. This guy can't be
part of the Vindicta verse.

Oh, shut up!

I went along with your stupid movie.

Which, by the way,
didn't even have a real ending.

[gasps] How dare you. It was epic!

You should be thanking me
for turning your mess

into a classy story that means something!

It is steeped in significance, wise one!

-Thank you, Knacknac.
-Knicknac.

I'm gonna follow this old man's skin map,
and I'm gonna find some answers!

There are others who will join this quest
if you lead us, wise Purplehead.

Great idea. Let's gather the flock.

No! This goes against everything
the Vindicta verse stood for.

I was being nice agreeing to come in here,

and now you're ruining my franchise
and making me late for my eval!

Crisis Point was just a sad,
little tantrum

so you can murder the crew.

This is an important examination
of the human condition!

Yeah, i.e., bad movie.
I officially disown Crisis Point.

Computer, arch.

You know what, I'm glad you don't like it
because you have awful taste!

Purplehead speaks the truth.

Oh, you hated mine so much
you had to make a sequel, huh?

-Whatever. Have fun with Knapsack.
-Knicknac.

I will!

"Awful taste. Awful taste." Me.

This guy thinks he's gonna find spiritual
truth in the holodeck, and I'm the idiot?

[Ransom] Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

You've really turned a corner, Ensign.

Nothing here but praise
from the department heads.

Nice work, Mariner. Really.

Thanks, Commander.

Hey, uh, how's Boimler doing, by the way?

Annoying. Why?

Oh, uh, I figured he would've told you.

William, his transporter clone
on the Titan, died this morning.

Wha-- Died? What?

Freak gas leak.
Neurocine flooded his quarters.

He was asleep. Hell of a way to go.

I gave Mr. Boimler the news earlier today.
He's on bereavement leave.

He didn't say anything?

No, no. It-- It didn't come up.

I'm sure you wanna be there for him.

When I've got a case of the blues,
I lean on my besties pretty hard.

I don't know what I'd do
without Honus the bartender,

Nurse Westlake, and Matt the whale.
Friends for life.

Oh, no.

[grunts] That timefold was a big one.

Earth, 20th century. Late.

[Ransom] I thought the triplets
were trying to destroy the Federation.

-It doesn't even exist yet.
-Look!

[Tendi] An ancestor of Ambassador Koro
is inside that aquarium.

They're going to take out
his whole family line. [gasps]

Oi, drop the shiny gizmo, mate.

Stepped in the wrong place.

It's our turf, mate.

Look, w-we don't want any...

-Oh, my nose!
-...witnesses.

Oi, let's get out of here. [pants]

I think we have to kidnap that octopus
and take it to a safe house.

-Then we--
-Give me that jacket.

What are you doing?

I'm robbing these street punks so we can
all dress up in these old-timey outfits.

We don't have time for that.

But that's the fun part
of the whole time-travel thing.

No! Stop messing around.

I'm at least getting the pants. [grunting]

Okay, will you please hurry up?

They don't fit.
We need to find bigger punks. [grunts]

Space freighter?

Uh, hello? Boimler-- Uh, Captain Dagger?

Intruder! Capture the nonbeliever.

Don't touch me.
Your characters don't even have names.

You know nothing of our ways.

Acolyte 2, throw her into the brig.

I'm friends with the lead character,
you idiots.

Hey.

What are you doing in here?

The tattoo map was a total bust.
I couldn't find Ki-Ty-Ha.

Then my followers got pissed and mutinied.

I can't make a good movie.
I can hardly make a bad one.

It fell apart right after you left.

Yeah, so, Ransom told me about William.

I'm so sorry. You must feel terrible.
Why didn't you say something?

[sighs] I haven't really processed it.
I mean, he was an exact copy of me.

Had his own quarters on a cooler ship,
but he died for no reason.

I guess I was trying to make all of this
matter because then I would matter.

But trying to make this dumb movie
important just proves that I'm not.

It's just a holodeck program.

I know! I was stupid.
Let's just get out of here.

Computer, arch.

Cancel arch.

Mariner--

I found deeper meaning
in Rise of Vindicta,

and it was totally unscripted.

If I did it, you can too.

But it's a bad story.

Yeah, it's an uneven slog that totally
ignores the successes of the original.

But it's also a Starfleet movie,
which means it's worth doing.

Yeah, it is a Starfleet movie.
We are Starfleet!

[bleep] yeah, we're Starfleet.

Yes, okay. Uh, okay. First,
we have to figure a way out of this brig.

[both] Knicknac!

I never stopped believing in you,
Purplehead. I love you!

I'm in love with you!

I'm in love with you too, buddy. Let's go!

-Okay, hey, there's your romance.
-Feels so good!

With the power of Ki-Ty-Ha,
all of creation will be in my control.

Oh, shut up. You're just a fleshy map.

Acolytes, throw these nonbelievers
out the holy air lock.

You have no power here!

We're all searching for greater meaning.
And it's not you.

Here it comes, the big heroic speech
where you turn him around from being--

[groans] Oh!

Or-- Or yeah, we can do the Kirk thing.

-That's cool too.
-Hey! Easy!

Knicknac!

Damn! Okay, third-act Knicknac reveal!

Come here-- [grunts]

Feel better?

Uh, yeah. A little. But...

[gasps] Look at this!

If I pull these two folds
of skin together...

[all] The map to Ki-Ty-Ha!

Careful! That bomb has a hair trigger.

Wait. How does this play into
the octopus stuff?

I think the Romulans gave up on that.

Now they're just trying to blow up the
founders before they found the Federation.

I hope you know what
you're doing, Toussant.

♪ Choo choo, choo choo choo ♪

Rutherford,
will you stop [bleep]ing around?

If that thing explodes,
then there's no Federation!

[laughs] Sorry, I've got
that "Choo Choo" song stuck in my head.

[Rutherford] It's such an earworm.

♪ Choo choo, choo choo
I almost got it ♪

Die!

No!

[Rutherford] Got it!

♪ Choo choo ♪

No!

No, no, no. Stay with me, Dr. T.
You're gonna be okay.

Don't bull[bleep] a bull[bleep]er.

Phew! Smells like fried Romulan
in here, huh, guys?

[chuckles] Woof! Someone crack a window.

Damn it, Rutherford!
Why aren't you taking this seriously?

'Cause we're having fun.
What's the big deal?

This isn't fun for me.

Would you laugh this much
if I was really the captain in real life?

Sorry, if you were what?

Nobody would believe in me as a captain.
You don't care about this story at all!

You wanna be a captain?

Yes!

Oh, wow. I-I've never said that
out loud before. Yes. Yes! I do!

Tendi, you'd be a great captain!
You don't need a movie to prove that.

Really?

Are you kidding?
I'd want you as my captain anytime.

Oh, I can't even tell you
what that means to me.

Captain Vesper, your crew is ready.
What are your orders?

It's time to take a page
from the Melponars' book.

[grunts] Evasive maneuvers! Fire at will!

We're being boarded!

Then let's throw them a welcoming party.

Just take it. Don't hurt me.

Ha! Federation coward.

Temba!

Commanders, the asset has been obtained.

Excellent.

Destroy this joke of a Federation ship.

[Tendi] Joke's on you.

Identify yourself. Who is this?

This is acting Captain Meena Vesper.

You're too late. With the Chronogami,
we will destroy everything you hold dear.

That would be true if you had
the Chronogami and not your own bomb.

No!

[Rutherford] Tendi, you did it! Yay!
Way to go, Captain!

There!

-Whoa!
-Whoa! Wha-- what?--

I am Ki-Ty-Ha. You have journeyed far.

What truth do you seek?

A man named William Boimler died.

It was meaningless.

What is life for?

The purpose of life...

is a life of purpose.

Okay. But what about what I was asking?

Love without trust
is a river without water.

Yeah, these are just inspirational quotes.
I-I-I wanted the meaning of life.

Life is like a cup of tea.
It's all in how you steep the wa--

Are you [bleep]ing kidding me?
You're supposed to be the Almighty.

Oh, there is always a catch
with these god stories.

The holodeck just made
a cheesy quote generator.

But... we came all this way. I want answers.

Laughter and a good night's sleep will--

[both] Shut up!

Not every holodeck movie
is gonna work as therapy.

Why don't we head to Migleemo's office,

-he'll tell us some recipes.
-Ow! Hey!

[gasps] The real answers must be in there!

Ow! Ow! Stop that. Hey!

Boimler, come on. Don't--

You don't wanna crawl in there.

That thing's putting off a lot of heat.

Kitty Hawk?

Kitty Hawk!

That reveal doesn't make any sense!

My movie is trash!

It doesn't have a deeper meaning!
And neither does life!

I should have stayed a raisin farmer.
I could have married Lianne!

Where am I? Mariner?

[person] Steady. Steady, Atlas.

Uh, uh-- Captain Kirk?

Oh, my. No. It's Captain Sulu.

Oh, my gosh! Captain Sulu. Even better.

Uh, sorry about that.
The-- The mailbox said--

I took this place off Kirk's hands. He had
to go and time travel or who knows what.

The man could never relax.

What? What is this place?

[Sulu] Pretty nice spread, right?
There's even a hot tub in the back.

Is this heaven? The afterlife? The Nexus?

It's Idaho. Would you like
to feed the horsie?

Uh, sure.

I-I didn't program any of this.

I was in the holodeck trying to find
meaning in the randomness of death,

but I just made a fool of myself.

Brad, I've lost many friends.

Some heroically, some tragically.

The randomness of death
is merely a reflection

of the unexpected joys we find in life.

So, if I spend my life worrying about
a meaningless death, I'll never find joy?

I literally just said that.

Sorry. Thanks, Captain Sulu.
I think I can live with that.

Happy to help a fellow Starfleet officer
looking for answers.

Oh, great. Awesome.

So, can I ask you what it was like
working with Spock and Uhura?

Was it weird using the crystal buttons
on the Enterprise?

Did you practice daily with the sword?
I'm kind of a sword guy myself, so--

The horsie's going to bite you now.

What?

[Boimler] Sulu? How'd I get off the ranch?

Yeah, you passed out screaming
something about the Wright brothers.

Kid, you gotta take water breaks in there.

Holodeck might be fake,
but dehydration is real.

So, I was dreaming?

More like clinically dead.

Sorry you didn't find out
the meaning of life today.

You know what? I think maybe
I shouldn't have been looking for it.

Sorry my movie was a letdown.

Are you kidding? It was amazing!

Really?

I don't know what you guys got into,
but our story was sick. Tendi rocked it.

Yeah, ours was great too.

Dagger here fought off a mutiny
and then beat the [bleep] out of a god.

-What?
-[gasps] I wanna do that!

Would you get the hell out of here?

Stevens leaned against the warp core.
I need this bed cleared now.

Ooh. Ugh.

Not twice in one day.

Ooh! That was so much fun.
That hovercycle chase was intense.

Yeah, I'm still thinking
about those graphics!

Ooh, did you guys run into the punks?

-Yes! Ugh, they were so punky.
-Man. That was so good!

You know what, Boims? Maybe this was
a good sequel to Crisis Point.

Aw! Thanks, Mariner.

I'm glad you didn't end it
on some dark cliff-hanger.

I like happy endings.

Ugh, cliff-hangers are the worst.
I hate when people do that.

It-- It worked.

Welcome, William. Starfleet now considers
you a dead man, just how we like it.

Isn't Section 31 supposed to be, like,
a big secret?

I mean, why would we wear special
combadges that advertise who we are?

You could still be dead.

No, no, no. You know-- You know what?
I like the badge. I like the badge.

Pew pew! Pew, pew, pew! Pew pew!

Chirp.