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What are you doing?

- What are you doing?
- I'm joining you.

But I'm done.

- I'll wash you again.
- No. We really don't have the time.

My mother is waiting.

- Your mother?
- Yes, I told you.

She asked us to put up the swing.

- Today?
- Yes.

I can't see us putting up the swing today.

I told her we're in a hurry.

- This is all mixed up.
- I don't see that.

What?

I'm ovulating.

- I thought we're in a hurry.
- But you wanted to.

Yes.

We really don't have time for that.

Thanks.

I'm missing those two parts.

Have you seen the pictures of the kids?

With the little surfboards?

My God. So cute.

Did Julia tell you that Emma can stand
on the board now?

Oh God, I wonder what it's like
for the little ones to come back.

But the swing won't be up when they come.

- They won't be here before the end
of September.
- End of September?

- Haven't you talked to Julia?
- No.

They postponed their flight again.

- When?
- Last week.

Why are we putting up the swing today?

Do you know how stressful it was
for us to make it today?

- I thought you knew.
- The two poles aren't here.

- Could you get some?
- No.

Jens can do that.

- But he'll be really busy.
- Tobias is busy, too.

They have lots to organise
when they arrive. And the kids...

- Do you know what that means?
- They had a year's holidays.

So we can go now.

Would you take a picture of me?

Whatever for?

Well, I registered with some
internet portal.

- A dating service?
- Yes, exactly.

- I thought it was worth a try.
- Why not? Sure. I like it. Right?

- Don't you think?
- Yes, sure.

Let me see.

Oh God, no, really...

I look terrible.

You're annoying.

We really have to go.

To protect this divine life from evil
so it can grow

you shall raise your children
in this faith.

And you as godmother help.

If, through the force of your faith

and in remembrance of your own baptism,

you are ready now to fulfil this task,

renounce all evil by saying "I renounce".

- Congratulations.
- Congrats.

Hey, honey.

Congratulations.

- He did well, didn't he?
- Yes, great.

Right, this is for you.

- A surprise.
- Because you're a big sister.

You take this and I take that.

Isn't it cute?
I think it's so cute.

- Say thank you.
- Thank you.

It's not easy for her, right?
That she's not the number one anymore?

I wanted her to get some
attention today, too.

That's very kind.

- This is the hamster sister.
- This is the hamster sister.

- We don't have a brother.
- Max, a penny for your thoughts.

Well, it's nice

when you can take care of something.

So get yourself a dog!

- I was thinking of a baby.
- Then you'll have to wait.

- Right, Josi?
- No. Why? Not necessarily.

- Yes, we're trying now.
- But you said... you wanted to...

That's cool. We can celebrate
the next christening soon.

Do some running movements, OK?

Come on. Great.

And breathe evenly.
Four steps inhaling,

and out, four... three... very slowly.

Great. Amazing.

- Soon you'll be running twelve laps.
- I need to pee.

But keep running, Laura.

Two more laps, girls.

Deep. Nine.

- Laura, what's the matter?
- I have my period.

That's no reason not to join in.
Come on.

Laura, you can do it. Go on.

- You can do a little bit.
- I really can't.

Come on. I know it, too, honestly.

- Coming in?
- I have something for you.

- What is it?
- Hang on. One second.

Some exclusive confectionary.

Take a look.

A hamster.

It's really cute, thank you.

And...

You've had no success for two years now?

- Yes.
- OK. That's definitely too long.

After two years at your age,

you should be pregnant by now,
statistically speaking.

This means that there is
some glitch somewhere.

Often those glitches are little things.

Don't worry, usually it's not a big thing.

Half the time the man is the problem,
not the woman.

Even if men think it's the woman.

My family generally doesn't have
a problem.

And you know, in order to have a baby,

you need a good egg cell,
but also a good sperm cell.

It's fifty-fifty, so the man bears
half the responsibility.

It takes two to tango.

- OK? We need to examine your husband.
- He's got to do it.

- He'll make it.
- Yes.

- Are you married?
- No.

We've been together for a long time,
but not married.

That's OK. But the health insurance
company needs to know,

because German law stipulates

that health insurance only bears the costs
if the couple is married.

But there are no restrictions.
We can do it all.

- Which costs exactly? Of the test?
- No, they'll pay for the test.

But assuming we'll find something,
or we would have to do,

say, an artificial insemination.

Your health insurance wouldn't pay
for any of that.

- Because...
- Because you're not married.

How many are there?

Fifty?

Or more?

One hundred. Sixty ovulation sticks,
forty pregnancy tests.

- I made some salad, OK?
- So...

you're planning to carry on like this

- for the next 21 months.
- No, it's just in case.

Or we could take a break.

No, Tobias, that makes no sense.

That really makes no sense.

We can't just stop now.
And it's really

important to me that we keep trying.

- And it's not your decision alone.
- And not yours, either.

What's your problem?

I just want to take a break.

No.

No.

You can't force me.

- That's technically impossible.
- I thought you wanted a baby, too?

Frida...

To be honest, I thought we'd be taking
the next step now.

What do you mean, the next step?

- Well, a fertility clinic.
- No. Stop.

Stop.

I need a break first. Definitely.

- I registered for the marathon.
- Which one?

- The Munich marathon. I told you.
- Oh. Yeah?

- I wasn't sure.
- You can greet me at the finish

in the Olympic Stadium.

- If I make it.
- Sure you will.

I met someone.

That was quick.

His name is Hartmut.

And what is he like?

A very fine man.

He's retired. But he's financially secure.

And apart from that?

- Well, what can I say?
- How old is he?

Roughly my age. Maybe a bit older.

And what did he do before he retired?

He worked with the German
Medical Association.

- So he was a doctor?
- A doctor? No, not a doctor.

I think he was doing more admin.

- Have you kissed him yet?
- Frida, please.

- But he's really nice.
- What...

do you do when you meet?

Eat. Yesterday we went for a meal.

Do you have any hand cream?

Why do you have a whole box
full of pregnancy tests?

Why are you checking my cupboards?

- I was looking for hand cream.
- Then ask me.

- Is it not working?
- Mum.

I just heard a report on the radio

that it's bad to get stressed out
about getting pregnant.

Stress can be the cause
for it not happening.

Listen to other opinions.

What do you mean?

Why don't we go to the fertility clinic

so we can get a professional opinion?

An expert opinion, not something
you heard on the radio.

How long have you been trying?

At the moment we're not trying

because Tobias is boycotting
the whole thing.

- How am I boycotting it?
- By taking a break.

With a hamster.

With everything, actually.

He's not taking it seriously.

- With the hamster?
- Yes.

- I wanted to give you a treat.
- No, it was symbolic.

It's just a hamster.
You like hamsters.

I don't like hamsters.

I like children.

And we have to go to a clinic

because something medical
may be wrong with us.

There's nothing wrong with you.

Suddenly my wife doesn't want to spend
the summer in a bus anymore.

From one year to the next.
I asked her why, no idea.

She says, no. No more buses. It's over.

- I don't get it. I really don't.
- Girls.

- Guys. We're going over to the field.
- I just don't get it.

Hey, Laura. Here's the ball.
Pass it back to me.

- What are you doing?
- What's this?

Hey, what are you up to?

Come on, let's play on.

- Sorry, I'm almost done.
- No problem.

Thank you.

Pretty.

Very pretty.

Does that mean yes or no or...

I'm proposing.

Yes.

Sorry.

No, I'm... I can be really daft, sorry.

- Don't you want it?
- Sure. Sure.

- I'm about to get a sunstroke.
- Shall we move to the shade?

Or shall we go?

- Yes, OK.
- Or not?

Yes.

I pictured it all differently.

How?

I don't feel like you really want this.

Say something.

I don't know.

You don't know?

Do you still want this relationship?

- Do you still want it?
- I think...

I need... I need a night to myself.

I'd like to spend a night somewhere else.

I need a little time for myself, please.

What about this?

Just go.

Go, you can go. I'll come later.

Tobias, just go.

Look...

Mum, can you fetch me?

Frida, what's wrong?

- Tell me.
- No.

You can go first.

No. No, no.

We'll let him pass.

If you took a right turn here...

I lived there with my second wife
Hildegard for a long time.

- Look, it's Mao-Tse-Tung's brother.
- What?

- Do you know his name?
- No.

- Le-Lou.
- I see.

Le-Lou?

Ting.

Get it?

Le-Lou-Ting.

Re-Rou-Ting. Get it?

I get it.

- You have to have fun.
- That's a good one.

You have to have fun.

Wonderful.

- The swing is set up?
- Yes, Hartmut did that.

Well, if you're a bit of a handy man...

And you're a teacher?

A civil servant?

No, I studied sports with an emphasis
on media, without a certificate.

See, I almost thought so.

They don't give teachers
civil servant status anymore.

- That way, the state is off the hook.
- No. Actually...

That way they keep costs down.

Thank you. Sit down now.

- Milk?
- I forgot it. Sit down.

- Want some coffee?
- Yes, please.

Hartmut worked for the German
Medical Association,

- in an executive position.
- You could put it like that.

Thank you! I worked in Human Resource.

You need leadership skills for that.

Then I worked in the property sector.

Like, do you know that big hotel
on Stachus?

Yes, that was my idea.

It was my idea to buy the plot
and build it.

So we built it, mostly I...

and that architect, what was his name?
He did a lot of stuff.

- When is Julia coming again?
- On 26 September.

Brigitte, go get what we bought
for the children.

We bought something for the kids,
want to see it?

It was Hartmut's idea.

Well. It's a great thing.

Well.

Here.

Look at that.

When the kids see that,
they won't want to leave.

I know what kids want. Right?

- Do you have grandkids, too?
- Yes, several.

Hartmut has a daughter and two grandkids.

This is the mailbox of Tobias Beck.
Please leave a friendly message.

- What's that?
- Period.

When...

do you think you...

When are you coming back?

Not at the moment. I noticed
I really need some space.

You didn't even take any clothes.

I just picked up some.

Excuse me?

Frida.

Oh, sorry.

- I have to go.
- OK.

Can we do this later?

Thank you. And now get out and get changed

and we'll meet back here.

And then you'll get your school reports.

Avanti. Avanti.

I want to start my holidays, too.

This is the mailbox of Tobias Beck.
Leave a friendl...

I'm just a mum at the moment.

I wouldn't be able to work.
Do you work or...

Well, I'm a teacher.

And...

- Josi is pregnant.
- You what?

What?

- How wonderful!
- Isn't that cool?

That's really crass.

How far along are you?

- Not that far.
- Six.

I see. Six.

- Seven.
- Weeks?

It's still six. That's why
I haven't told anyone yet.

- Are you tired?
- Very much so.

But so am I at the moment.

Maybe you're pregnant, too.

- Maybe.
- Maybe?

Frida is next!

Is there any coffee left?

- I have to open the door.
- I wonder.

It's so crass, seriously. Wicked.

We didn't even try for that long.

It worked straight away.

And do you have pictures?

We have the results.
They're good.

But there's a small cloud on the horizon.

The small cloud is on the ovarian reserve.

We've talked about that.

It's the ovaries' capacity
to produce egg cells.

We can tell how much longer
the ovaries can produce egg cells.

A woman is limited in terms
of egg cell production,

that's when menopause begins.

And our test can tell

whether this will happen sooner or later.

But I have a few ideas
of what we could do...

to make your desire to have children
come true soon.

We definitely don't want
to lose any more time.

So trying for another two years,
like you have been doing...

I'd strongly advise you against that.

Too much information, right?

- You weren't prepared for that.
- Do you have a tissue?

I was about to offer you one.

Here you go.

This is no reason to be sad.
It's no disaster.

It's a good result in that we're able
to do something.

Ten years ago we wouldn't have
been able to measure this.

We wouldn't have noticed.

Little brother!

And? What a life.

- Hi. I'm Frida.
- Alex. Hi.

- So you're the uncle?
- Yes.

- And you're the aunt?
- Godmother.

- Are you from Munich?
- Yes.

- You, too?
- Yes.

Coffee?

Definitely.

- Long night?
- It was alright.

I can imagine.

I was working.

Oh. What do you do?

- I'm a journalist.
- I see.

Alex does lots of foreign reports.

In war zones and stuff, too.

- Seriously?
- He doesn't like to talk about it.

- No, I don't.
- But you have to.

- What do you want to know?
- Everything.

And their excuse is always

that they have their period.

I write it down, but it's possible...

It's possible they have their period
all the time.

I can't really check it.

I can't ask them to produce
a bloody sanitary towel.

Sorry, that's gross.

But you know what I mean? And...

even if I did!

But now I think if they're on the
bench more than once a month,

I want a gynaecologist to clear it.

- Hey, I'll go, OK?
- Yeah, sure, go ahead.

I think I'll go in, too.

- Frida, we really have to go.
- Already?

Are you kidding? We've been here
for four hours.

I think I'll stay a bit.

- Are you sure?
- Do you mind?

Not at all.

- But we want to go soon, too.
- OK.

I think I'll stay.

- Come over here, shark.
- Coming.

- It's nice, right?
- Who can swim the farthest?

Matthias, can you get the buggy?

Jump in.

- Right. Bye.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Nice to meet you.
- Likewise.

- Have fun.
- You, too. Bye.

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- That's all they have.
- Yes, just the one melody.

- They're all so cute.
- Beautiful.

I could buy the lot.

Where is it?

There!

- By the way, I saw him.
- Who?

Tobias.

- Really, where?
- At the corporate party yesterday.

They had a barbecue
and I went there briefly.

- I saw him.
- Right.

And did you talk to him?

No, only briefly. Actually...
I just said hi and stuff.

Did he say how he is?

Fine, he said.

- Fine?
- Fine, yes.

Great.

- Did he ask about me?
- No, I wouldn't tell him about you.

That's clear. He knows not to ask me.

I don't understand why he
doesn't get in touch.

So he's going to parties, you know?

- Does it look good on me?
- Yes.

- Those are ridiculous.
- No, that's a car seat.

Look. Bugaboos are really practical.

You can do anything, look.
They're really light.

You can move them really easily.
Try yours.

- I have to lift it up.
- That's right.

And this one you can do with your
wrist, all the way round.

Bam. And for your back,

put this up and down again.
Bam. Done.

Then you just do this.

And bam.

And just like that one, if there's
sun, wind, storm, rain...

You just close it.

This one weighs nine. And yours?

Eighteen.

Twice as much.

And you get these wicked tools.

You can attach a drinks holder.

And then you just have a...
well, a drinks holder.

For a coffee to go or...

or for a bottle.

I love my freedom.

Oh, freedom, yes.

- I love that, too.
- What do you do

with your freedom?
What do you need it for?

Well, my freedom...

I think it's...

I just need it as a feeling.

I think you're a control freak.

- No, not at all.
- It's no big deal.

I'm really not.

So what do you do...
with your freedom?

I have a camper van and I drive
around a lot.

Windsurfing or climbing,
depending on the weather.

- I love nature.
- Oh...

Nature is totally wicked, seriously.

- I love nature, too.
- See? There we go!

Can you picture yourself in a camper van?

- Sure, why not?
- Good. I'd take you right away.

You're a bit of a shy type, right?

- No, actually I'm not at all.
- I like shy girls.

But I'm not shy.

Pity.

Hey, it's all easy. Look, I...

You know, for me freedom also means...

tolerance.

I'm tolerant.

Live and let live. That's my motto.

"Let it be."

I'm just interested in people.
It's in my genes.

I always read who's in front of me.

It happens automatically. Here.

- Hello.
- Hi. Frida.

Robert. Please.

Pleased to meet you.

- Nice that it worked out.
- Yes, I'm glad, too.

- Did you find your way easily?
- Yes.

I come here a lot. It's great.

They make amazing food.
So if you need a tip...

Thanks.

- Do you live nearby?
- No. No.

Out of town. Towards Lake Starnberg.

- How do you know this place?
- I work nearby.

- In a solicitor's office?
- Yes.

- What was it again?
- Tax law.

- Sounds boring, right?
- No.

Yes, well...

a bit, but...

Right. But it's not that boring.

You can have exciting cases
in tax law, too.

Yes, I believe that.

- And you... PE teacher?
- Right.

- Right.
- It's not obvious.

I mean, you wouldn't think so,
you wouldn't notice.

No, please...

And I'm standing there, no idea
how to switch the thing off.

You've got a pretty laugh.

- Oh God... This is really
- Corny, I know.

Sorry about being corny.
But I won't take it back.

You've got a pretty laugh.

There.

Even your smile is pretty.

Your laugh is pretty
and your smile is pretty.

It's a tongue twister.

I have to rinse.

So, your laugh is pretty

- and your smile is pretty.
- Oh no.

- Stop it.
- OK.

- Let's change the subject.
- OK.

Tell me about yourself.

What do you want to know?

Whatever comes to mind.

I have a hamster.

As a pet?

Exactly, yes.

- Like a five-year-old?
- Exactly. Exactly.

My boyfriend gave it to me.

I mean, my ex-boyfriend.

We tried to have a baby, it didn't
work out, so he got me a hamster.

- I'm sorry.
- About what exactly?

That having a baby didn't work out.

52.80, please.

- 58.
- Thank you.

- I need a receipt, please.
- Sure.

What's this?

- Nothing.
- What is it?

- It's my son's.
- Your son?
- Yes.

- You have a son?
- Two.

- Two?
- And one daughter.

Hang on. Is there a light here?

And your wife?

We're separating.

- You're telling me now, here?
- Yes.

It's nice with you.

Stop. Stop.

Somehow...

I can't do this anymore.

- Not that one.
- Good night.

How are you?

Not very good right now.
And you?

What's the matter, what's up?

No, nothing in particular.
Just like that.

I miss you.

Why are you calling?

I'd like to talk to you about the flat.

Why, what about the flat?

- I can't keep paying rent indefinitely.
- Why indefinitely?

You haven't moved out properly.

Where do you live now?

Do you have a new flat or...

Tell me where you live.

- You could find a flatmate for now.
- What? No.

Paying for three months without
living there is very fair.

It's two months now. And fair,
but whatever...

Well... fair.

I can't talk like this.

What do you mean?

I won't put up with your accusations
penny pinching,

dictates and all that.

- It's unbearable.
- What did you expect?

I thought you'd understand

I can't pay rent for a flat
where I don't live.

- So tell me where you live.
- No. Not like this anyway.

So give me one reason for our split.

- You haven't given me any reason.
- One?

Frida...

Just say something. Anything.

I'm not your damned stud horse,
OK?

Alright, fine.

I wonder if you'll get
anything out of him.

Use Secontan for washing your hands...

Frida, listen...

- didn't you get my mail?
- Morning. What?

- Didn't you get my mail?
- Which mail?

No?

Let's go back there.

- Good morning. Yes.
- Morning.

God.

What's that?

And then... all female students in our class.

"Our teacher is a pervert.
Hashtag fertiledays, hashtag pregnant,

hashtag ourteachercalculatesourfertiledays,
hashtag

- perverted, hashtag"
- Sorry, I didn't draw this.

Is this an allegation or is it not true?

I didn't draw those stick men
and this thing here.

Someone else added them.

Sorry, but that's obvious.
The style is completely different.

Who did this?

- Can't you see who did this?
- No.

What is it? Facebook?

- Instagram.
- Instagram?

"And she's a teacher.
Makes me want to puke."

How did they get...

- That's my question.
- I want to know, too.

How did they get a hold of my calendar?

Right, all the boys out
to the playing field with me.

- What do we do?
- Football.

Move it!

Warm up by running ten laps.

You could have a nice kitchen here,
but you have to buy it.

All the fittings. I'd need an entire kitchen.

You'd get that cheaply at IKEA.

But you'd need new appliances
after two years.

- Anyway...
- What was it? A giant what?

It was a penis.

And stick men who were fucking
from all sides, OK?

- In your calendar?
- Yes, drawn into my calendar.

And sent via a mobile?
I don't understand...

How did he get a hold of the picture?

- I was just about to tell you.
- Right.

- This is a bit musty.
- And gloomy, right?

- Very chalky with those tiles.
- It's a bit gross.

And 1,700, I mean, I don't know.

The problem is, it's on some platform
and you can read it

and comment on it.

- What?
- Tobias.

Where?

Where?

- What do you think?
- It's nice.

- Josefin, hello.
- Hello.

Hi, I'm Lea.

Frida.

Looking for a flat?

Yes, we... We've got to go.
We've got many more flats.

- Bye. Good luck.
- Yes, bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Crap.

Sorry, I couldn't tell you.

I happened to see them yesterday
for the first time.

And you were telling me
about that insta-thingie

and I haven't had a chance to...
Frida!

Unbelievable, the state those people
left the flat in.

What do you mean?

- There, look at this. Dirty.
- I can't see anything.

A stain.

Can't Julia do it when she comes?

Do you think Julia will
appreciate this pigsty

after being away for a year?

- I'm considering going to a sperm bank.
- A sperm bank?

- Yes, in Holland.
- Why a sperm bank?

Do I really have to explain?

So I can have a baby with the help
of an anonymous donor.

- And you want it anonymously?
- You do get information.

But you don't know what kind of man it is.

- And you have a stranger's baby.
- No, they give you information.

I don't know. Imagine I hadn't
involved your dad.

- Dad wouldn't be Dad.
- That's different.

You can't compare it.

That's the problem.
That I don't have a husband.

Why don't you go out and meet up with men?

- Mum, please...
- Frida.

You're such a pretty girl.
You're young. You have a good job.

It can't be that hard to find a man.

I didn't want to ask your opinion.
You obviously don't get it.

I actually wanted to ask you...

It's not that cheap.

I wanted to ask you if you
could lend me some money.

Money.

- I could take out a loan, but...
- A loan?

No. Seriously, Frida.

I don't think that's a good idea.
You know I'd rather support you.

But a loan...?

- How much is it?
- Well...

It depends a bit on whether you...

Whether it works the first time round.

I'd say between 4,000

and 15,000.

And I'd need a starting balance.
I did the math.

In total, I'd need between 15,000
and 30,000 for the whole thing.

For a good start. But actually
I only need 4,000 right now.

- 30,000.
- Right now 4,000 for the sperm bank.

I thought you could give me some
of Dad's inheritance?

It would be a great time now.

I'll think about it.

You have no idea what all this means.

You, all on your own.
You'll ruin your life.

Look at this. What nerve.
To leave a flat like this.

All to the centre, please.

One or several of you

have posted something private
from my calendar on Instagram.

Something I'm not even
completely responsible for.

And I'd like to know who did that
so we can talk about it.

What was posted?

You're all pretending to be innocent.

It is perverted.

What is perverted, Jenny?

What was in your book.

- Yes, Belmondo?
- I'll be very honest with you:

I don't know who did it,

and I don't think anyone here would
take your calendar and post it,

but if anyone would do that,
it would be him.

What? Man, stop it.

Don't accuse other people.

Do you think that's funny?

Who's talking to you? Be quiet.

What was in the calendar, anyway?

Quiet, I can't understand a word.

Can you explain to us what you wrote?

I don't know what this is about.

You didn't see it? Your mates all know
what this is about.

- No idea.
- What a coincidence.

Not everyone is on Instagram.

I told you three times already.

There are descriptions...
pictures in my private calendar

that I never drew and...
Are you listening?

- But who else would have drawn them?
- Juliano? I'm talking to you.

- There are pictures...
- She already said.

It's my private calendar
in which I take notes...

- Alright. Let's...
- I've explained three times

that I didn't do those drawings
of the stick men and the penis.

Hey, let's continue with the class.
Boys,

let's go over to the football field.
Come on.

Move it!

If we don't clear this up in the next,
let's say 24 hours...

If no-one comes forward till our
next class, discuss among yourselves,

- I'll give all of you an F.
- What?

Are you serious?

- I'm absolutely serious.
- But Miss...

And up. Good.

- Good. More to the right. To the right.
- Hartmut, isn't it too heavy?

I'm fine.

No, no, no.

Put it in this way.

You have to...

The top

first.

The top first, OK?
Let me go in.

Hartmut, let them do it.

Now lift it up.

- Lift it up.
- You'll be stuck in there.

I don't know if this...

The bottom is in. Yes, farther.

Farther...

Your Milošević, he was an arsehole.

I'll tell you.

He was a wretched criminal.

- Milošević? You know, Milošević?
- Yeah, Milošević!

What a bastard.

I thought it was lighter.

That's it, right?

- Let me make you some good coffee.
- No, let me do it.

- Yours is always too strong.
- I always drink it like that.

- How did he ever manage without me?
- Or do you want a beer?

I've been to Yugoslavia, you know?

I mean former Yugoslavia.

With my second wife.

Second wife? Mine.

Second wife, yeah? Woman?

Three wives in total.
Three. Four!

Brigitte is number four.

Four wives. Me.

Four wives.

- Thank you.
- In 1980.

The entire country was peaceful.
Utterly peaceful.

And then all this crap.

But it's good coffee, right?

She's the best.

Right? My Brigitte.

Here in the cave,

these nocturnal animals are protected
from the outside sun and heat.

Have you got a minute?

The mammals are almost soundless
air acrobats that hunt insects.

Have you thought about it?

About what?

- The money for the sperm bank.
- I told you it's impossible.

No, you said you'd think about it.

- I need it now.
- You can't

even afford a flat and you want a child?

I can afford my own flat.

It's just hard to find one.

I don't have the money.

Yes, sure.

- How's your foot, is it better?
- Yes, it's better again.

OK, great. Alright.

- What's the matter?
- I have my period.

- Again?
- Yes.

She's checking her perverted
calendar again.

Either you go change or you go to
the doctor and ask for a certificate

that you have your period,
which prevents you from doing PE.

- But then I'll miss maths.
- Yes.

I should miss maths for having my period?

If you don't participate, yes.

Dare to take the ball next time.

Just take it, no matter where it goes.

Frida? Please come with me.

Sit on the bench, yeah?

Come.

Keep playing, I'll be right back.

Micha, you can't do this.

You can't undermine
my authority over Laura.

You're making the situation escalate.
It's getting out of hand.

- Did you threaten the girls with an F?
- Do you think Laura did it?

I don't care who did it.
Three mums have called me.

- You need to come to parents' evening.
- I just want to know who did it.

Parents' evening is next week.

- Hello!
- Hello!

- Hello!
- Look who's here.

- I look forward to seeing you. All of us do.
- Look at this.

Grandpa, is that yours?

- He's not your grandpa.
- What's his name?

- Georgie?
- What? No.

Not Georgie.

- Hartmut, please.
- Sorry.

Where's the cleaning stuff?

- On the stairs.
- You don't know where it is?

- Are you picking a fight?
- How long have you been living here?

I don't live here. I'm a guest.

- What did grandpa do?
- He's not your grandpa.

- Why do you have a hamster?
- I'll tell you

when you're back.

We're not coming.

What? You what?

Jens' contract was renewed.
We'll stay for another year.

But we're looking forward to seeing you.

Do you have any idea what such
a flight means to the kids?

I just told Mum we'll come for Christmas.

- Great.
- Christmas, right?

Once a year is enough.

- But Granny wanted to see you.
- It's alright.

I'm glad Jens has work.

I won't interfere.

- Hartmut, can you do that later?
- Where's the hamster?

What happened? What did Grandpa do?

What did Grandpa just do?

He's not your grandpa.

- ... that they take the test. Yes?
- You, too.

Yes, and I don't shirk
my responsibilities,

but I have nothing to do with maths.
I'm the PE teacher.

Most of you know Ms. Mendler.

Allegedly, Ms. Mendler...

made a note of the menstruation cycle

and the fertile days of your daughters.

- Would you like to comment?
- Yes.

Thanks, Michael.

Most of you know me.
I'm Frida Mendler,

your daughters' PE teacher.

The students, I don't know who,

have taken pictures of my private
calendar and posted them online.

I'd like you to talk to your children
about the issue of privacy

and about how important it is
to protect someone's privacy...

Where exactly does privacy begin for you?

Please wait with your questions
until Ms. Mendler has finished.

- Sure.
- Thank you.

We don't know who the perpetrator is.

- Does anyone here know?
- Perpetrator?

You're distorting the facts.

You're not maintaining
our children's privacy.

That's what we think.

But this is...

This is mainly about my private notes
in my private calendar. And...

On top of this, whoever did it...

in here...

drew strange pictures in here,
I mean...

- Stuff like this.
- Can you please explain?

It's online.

Yes, but please explain why you make
a note of the fertile days.

Right.

First of all, I make a note
of the periods of your daughters

because if I have 80 girls from
five grades sitting on the bench

claiming they have their period,
I have to check...

May I? Thank you.

I have to check that. That's obvious.

- That's OK so far.
- Right.

But here we have it.
You also write down

- the fertile days.
- Can I... have my calendar...

Can you please...
I really think this is...

I'd like to know

what these drawings are all about.
Just tell us.

Those drawings next to the names.

What is this? We're here tonight
to get to the bottom of this.

Well, I... These drawings...

These drawings are completely irrelevant.

Then why do you make them
in connection with our daughters?

- If they're irrelevant.
- I didn't. I always do the maths.

And then I see the girls with
the boys, and then I simply...

I simply did a quick check. My God.

I don't understand what you're
trying to tell us.

I don't know...

What does one thing have to do with
the other? I don't get it.

Is there a simple explanation?

Can you explain it?

Frida, you have to say something. Very brief.

Just say something.

What can I say? I wanted a baby.

That's why. I wanted a baby.
It's that simple.

Ms. Mendler, I think you're mixing up...

Excuse me, we'll close the subject now.

- But...
- I'm saying for now, OK? Please.

- But this isn't resolved.
- What should I...

What else?
What do you want from me?

- What?
- Please, let's leave it for now.

We'll talk about this later, OK?
Yes? Alright.

- Thank you.
- Are there no other problems?

- Frida, please.
- Don't you have other problems?

- Now stop it. She's gone too far.
- No, it's OK.

Seriously. All this because
of a few notes.

I have... I'm on my way to Holland,
I have...

I'm trying to have a baby.

In Germany, the options are limited.

It will change everything.
Children... I have two.

Your whole life turns.

Everything is different,
more beautiful, exciting,

- full of worry.
- Yes...

Definitely exciting.

But it's totally different
from life without children.

But I don't want this life anymore.

- Yes, that's...
- I want my life, but not like this.

Hopefully it works out.

Thank you. That's sweet.

Frida, it's me.

Something terrible has happened.

Hartmut had a stroke.
Please call me back.

Frida, where are you?
Please call me back.

Hi, Frida, it's Josi.

Hey! Call me back.

Mum, hi.

Yes, I'm out.

Sorry, I only just heard it.
I'll be right there.

I came as fast as I could.

I know.

Come sit down.

He can't speak. But it's going to be OK.

He just needs a lot of therapy.

Luckily, he has good health insurance.

Sure.

You worked for the German
Medical Association.

Goodness.

Hartmut, Frida is here.

Can he hear us?

Of course.

He just can't speak.
But he'll be fine.

- Have you told his family?
- Of course.

- And?
- His daughter is coming in two days.

- She has business to attend to.
- I see. Great.

Good thing I'm here.

- Hi.
- I'm sorry.

- I phoned you a thousand times.
- I know.

- This is a bad time.
- Frida.

- Are you having a party?
- It's Max' birthday.

Shit.

Sorry. Really.

- Want something to eat?
- No.

Come on in.

- Hi, Birgit. Ralf, hello.
- Hello.

- I'm Anne.
- Frida, hello.

Hi, I'm Paul.

- She's an old friend of Josi's.
- We've known each other forever.

- Did it taste good?
- Thanks, it was very good.

Really very good.

- Lea, right?
- Yes.
- Hello.

- Nice necklace.
- Thanks. I made it myself.

- Seriously?
- Yes.

I do all sorts of handicrafts.
I even have my own brand.

On Dawanda, you know it?

Really? Cool. What sort of stuff
do you do?

Caps, bags, jewellery, skirts...

- Does your brand have a name?
- Lucky Fellow.

Sweet.

And you do it all by yourself?

Yes. I made this, too.

- Do you have any wine?
- We're having

- an alcohol-free evening.
- On your birthday?

Yes. Out of loyalty with pregnant women.

Why should they be the only ones
to have to give it up?

Sure, of course.

- Where did you just come from?
- The hospital.

- What? Why?
- Hartmut had a stroke.

- Who's Hartmut?
- My mum's new boyfriend.

- Want to hold her?
- I'd love to.

Ralf's uncle also had a stroke
two years ago.

It was crass. He was hemiplegic,

but he came back from it, right?
He's really fit now.

- I wouldn't call it really fit.
- OK,

but he was really diligent

- with his rehab.
- Our parents are getting old.

The mother of one of Paul's
good friends has Alzheimer's.

- Oh, terrible.
- Yes, it's bad.

There are studies that say at least
half of us will get it.

- Yes, Alzheimer's crass.
- What will nursing homes look like?

If you do well, your child
might look after you.

Well, I have...

- If I ever get to that point...
- Don't be a prophet of doom.

I was really nervous at first
that things may go wrong, but...

Even more nervous than you!

Right, little one.
I need a stiff drink.

Right... Sorry.

To...

- Frida, don't.
- Tobias,

the stud horse.

I hope you bet on the right horse.

But "A healthy donkey is better
than a sick horse", right?

By the way, the hamster is dead.