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Look at me, right?
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And look at the Queen.
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I was never a fan until it occurred to me
how much me and Ma'am have in common.
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Bringing up kiddies
you can't remember the names of.
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I know she's not a single parent,
but she might as well be.
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Plus, the pair of us, we've stuck
to our guns,
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her literally sometimes,
and flagshipped a dying breed.
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Admired and despised equally.
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Not for never lifting a finger, no,
for setting examples through extremity.
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And whether you're a bigwig on her end
or a bigwig on mine,
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you've still got all your dickheads
in the middle to deal with,
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snip, snip, snipping at your benefits.
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I mean, she can't not be
looking at me and thinking,
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"What's your secret, Frank?"
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I got shot of my kids yonks back,
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whereas she's yet to see
the back of a single one.
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Fine!
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I've had to get out of bed on occasion
to make ends meet,
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whereas she, she's done
the whole thing from a chair.
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Oh, and a drink for the lady.
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Oh, sure, there's perks.
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But, look at her lot.
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Brian May prancing about on her roof.
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Now, look at my lot,
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we know how to throw
a proper fucking pa-a-rty!
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[Mimi] I remember Liverpool in the '70s,
industry menopause.
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Shipyards closed, car plants relocated,
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last orders for the Scouse nation.
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But did we lie down and die?
Did we fuck?
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We embraced change
and expanded our horizons.
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Ended up European City of Culture,
that left behind a proper legacy.
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So, moral of the tale:
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when the menopause
kicks in, what are you gonna do?
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Lie back and wither?
Or rise like a Liver Bird Phoenix?
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Why won't you tell us where we're going?
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Almost there.
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[car engine revving]
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No way! Is that Rooney in that Porsche?
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Probably was.
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-[woman] Mr. and Mrs. Tutton?
-Yeah.
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Never forget where you've come from,
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or the people that got you there
along the way.
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Because how they remember you
is the real legacy you leave behind.
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-It's even smaller than ours.
-So? There's only three of us.
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For all that money, though?
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Location, location, location.
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D'you think Kirsty would look twice
at Chatsworth?
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-Who'd look at that fat parcel?
-Oh, shh.
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Oh, be able to squeeze
a little bar in here.
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[Mimi sighs]
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-You've got a lovely home.
-Thank you.
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I've been very happy here.
As I'm sure you would be.
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-What's outside?
-Oh, be my guest.
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The courtyard's a delightful suntrap.
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Forgive me not showing you round myself.
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As usual, I'm up to my neck
in charity work.
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Muggins at home organising
this year's ball.
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Sounds impressive.
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Secretary for 12 years and never known
such a struggle raising funds.
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Harsh times means less charity.
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And now when you need it more than ever.
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Indeed.
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St Bart's Year ten
Rugby tour to Argentina.
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[coins clink]
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-Oh, I've got no change, sorry.
-Oh, that'll be fine.
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-[smirks]
-Thank you.
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What time is it?
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Ten o'clock, sleepyhead.
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No rush.
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You only left an hour ago.
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Fancied a cuddle.
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It's all right, isn't it?
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Eugh.
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What's wrong? Nothing's wrong.
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Got to do a bit of graft now
and again, haven't I?
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When you know, you know.
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Exactly.
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It's sending me under, she's so clingy.
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Every call-out this side of town,
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so she can sneak a little fucking tamper.
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-Put her out of her misery.
-[man] We'll take them all at once.
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It's finding the right moment, innit?
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Well, the longer you leave it,
the harder it gets.
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Another drink might help.
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Did 'em cheap,
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that's the last 5,000
of Dessie's dodgy E's.
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Remind me not to buy
even a paracetamol off that gimp.
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If it's over, no talk about taking
a break, dragging it out,
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make it clean and quick.
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I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
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She's going on about a rugby trip
to South America,
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and St Marcy's haven't even got a gym.
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Is it hot in here or is it just me?
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You OK?
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-That could be my legacy.
-"Legacy"?
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Oh, you've not had bad news, have you?
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I could rebuild the gym.
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-Mimi!
-Oh, calm down.
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-I'm changing.
-Changing? In what way?
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Oh, you don't want to be a man, do you?
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[sighs]
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It's a woman-only issue.
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Menopause early, but that doesn't matter.
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I'm taking control of my life,
making a difference to others.
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Watch me roar.
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["Hallelujah" plays]
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♪ You saw her bathing on the roof ♪
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♪ Her beauty and the moonlight... ♪
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Listen, er, we need to talk.
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[gasps]
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It's bad manners when your mouth's full.
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Dessert is going to blow your mind.
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[unzips]
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Wilmslow's a bit far, though,
remember that wine bar?
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Oh, yeah, full of divorcee losers
trying too hard.
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No, I think it's mint.
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Full of readies, fourbies,
Bentleys, Ferraris--
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Yeah, driven by Wags
who'd struggle with a Clio.
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Oh, here he is at it again.
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Watch your bags, ladies,
tea-leaf in the area.
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Serves him right, the fat fuck,
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shouldn't leave his van open
while he goes off for a burger.
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[chuckles]
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What are they? Trackers.
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It's like James Bond, innit?
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Should use one on her in case
she's out noshing someone else.
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[laughter]
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Marry me?
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What?
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-Marry me!
-I can't.
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Of course you can.
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-It doesn't have to be a fancy wedding--
-I don't want to be with you anymore.
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What do you mean?
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It's over.
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-What is?
-Us.
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Why?
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I'm sorry.
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What?
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Maybe you just need a break?
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It'd be cruel to drag it out.
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You didn't have the heart
to tell me earlier
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because I'd gone to so much effort?
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Don't you like fucking me?
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All day.
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It's not enough to sustain a relationship.
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Said the pages of Cosmopolitan!
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I still feel the same after.
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Patronising prick.
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Look, I've got...
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got some stuff to sort.
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It's probably best if you're gone
by the time I get back.
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[sighs]
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[kids chattering]
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I'd be crying off sick every week
if I had to do PE in that dump.
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Er, fuck the lardy
little uprights-in-need,
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what about an overhaul
of my janitor-shithole?
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Er, I'm talking about the health
of the future generation.
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And I'm saying my room
hasn't had a lick of paint
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since Tom Brown's ring-piece
was caressed by his master's slippers.
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Frank, this matters!
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Making a positive impact,
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leaving something behind
that makes a difference.
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Oh, moral compensation
for your other bequests?
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Inflicting a bunch of psychopathic
villains on society?
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I'll fucking inflict them on you
if you're not careful!
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Don't even think about it.
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I wasn't.
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[people cheering]
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St Marcy's gym was hanging
when I went there.
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Doesn't mean you want
to rebuild it, though.
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[indistinct conversations]
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Why's Benny bringing students back here?
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Possible gold mine, there's more around
Manchester than anywhere else.
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You'll not get a sniff that pure
in Chipping Norton.
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Treble up, it'll still blow
your bollocks off.
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Bonus. Appreciate it.
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You collecting off Coggsy tomorrow?
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Big Mark's two weeks behind.
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Take care of both, yeah?
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With pleasure.
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-[cheering]
-Fuck it!
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-Oof.
-Who scored?
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Short-arse, thatch-weave,
dumpy little fucking Mickey Mouser.
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Oi! Rooney's my hero.
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He'll be paying you 40 quid
to hang out of you next week.
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He popped in once, but I was
a little bit too young for him.
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None of you twats got a watch?
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If a legacy matters so much, what's wrong
with a bench in Poundswick Park?
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'Cause all the little scrotes will tag it
and burn it on Bonfire Night.
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But I think a new gym's a great idea.
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It's paying for it I'm struggling with.
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All I'm suggesting is a donation
of a poxy grand each!
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To get the ball rolling.
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I'll raise the rest of the funds.
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I'll chip in.
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Yep, we will too.
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Well, the kiddies will appreciate that.
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Come on then, Cilla, Connor,
let's go and get your favourite DVD on.
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-What are you doing?
-[Mimi] What's your favourite?
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[Karen] You'd better brace yourself.
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My mam started in her 40s,
went agoraphobic then ran away to sea.
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No, I've checked it out.
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Most women calm down
when the drugs kick in.
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Oh, so this is all bollocks, then?
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It's gonna be sweet, mate.
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This gym thing is just a passing phase.
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-Your grand's going nowhere.
-[Karen] So, how was Wilmslow?
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Half a million for a bedsit
above a chippy?
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Who'd want to live
in a stuck-up, two-faced,
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wannabe shithole like that anyway?
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[Mimi] 'Cause I want a smile off
a neighbour who's not afraid of me.
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I want to talk to an old man
about the weather instead of him
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scurrying past to get his
snout and his ale.
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[Jamie] You know, they smoke
and drink there too, Mam.
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[Shane] Yeah, only menthol cigs
and vintage champagne, though, eh?
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Their shit don't smell either
and it's too far for business.
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There's another reason
I've asked you for dinner.
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Leaving a family in harmony
is as important as any physical legacy.
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You two have drifted apart.
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There's a way of working together,
appreciating each other more.
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I'm retiring.
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[applause]
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[Mimi] These hands are to commemorate
the toil endured
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to create the Mimi Tutton Academy
of Sports Science.
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[applause]
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[camera clicks]
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[coins clink]
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Couple of quid, Frank, St Marcy's gym?
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Not while you look like a cunt.
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There's nobody less likely to donate.
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What's fancy dress actually about, eh?
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"Nice one, cowboy." "Nice one, spaceman."
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Some straight-going shithouse's
40th in the labour club,
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then what for the rest of the night?
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You're gonna have any kind of conversation
with a knobhead in a pirate hat?
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So, that's a no, then?
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Put me down for a pound
when I can look at you.
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[Karen] Contacts, deals,
business already in place,
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and we get to keep all the earnings.
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Who'd have thought Mimi
could be so generous?
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It's an opportunity to take things
in the directions we've always wanted to.
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Or we're now subsidising
that scrawny baghead on our own.
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-[Karen] He might step up?
-[Shane] Ah,
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first day of the rest of our lives, eh?
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Equal partner reporting for duty.
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00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,480
It'd be the first decent day's graft
you've done in a while.
247
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:31,560
[smirks]
248
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,760
How's St Mimi's gymnasium
coming along then?
249
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:34,960
How do you think?
250
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,160
Making mental decisions
when she's off her head on drugs?
251
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,520
Someone should have a quiet word
and tell her it's not worth it.
252
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,080
What about the mental decision
to give you two the business?
253
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,480
I take it you didn't grow a pair?
254
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,480
WPC Needy?
255
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,720
-I told her.
-Well, she's not got the message?
256
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,960
Lesson number one, mate.
Feds outside's bad for business!
257
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,160
[door opens]
258
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,440
Hello, stranger.
259
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,040
Beer taste flat 'cause you're missing me?
260
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,120
What are you playing at?
261
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,000
It feels nice to know you're nearby.
262
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,800
People are uncomfortable.
263
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,960
Locals feel safer when a bobby's visible.
264
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,840
Round here it's intimidation.
265
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,160
Is there someone else?
266
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,280
I wouldn't do that.
267
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,040
At least it would make sense.
268
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,440
Look, we're just... we're too different.
269
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,200
I know there's something else going on.
270
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,640
You're a policewoman for fuck's sake.
271
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,840
Family pressures can be stressful,
make you behave irrationally.
272
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,080
Shane! You've got stuff to do.
273
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,320
He never liked me.
274
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,480
Give him my love.
275
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,720
[engine revs]
276
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:40,800
[door closes]
277
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,960
[Mimi] Hiya. Have a good day!
278
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,520
Thank you, thank you.
279
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,880
Gives me the horrors, this place.
Bad juju, man.
280
00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,840
Improving the facilities
might mean the kiddies
281
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,400
have a better experience than you.
282
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,680
Chesney's doing good, how's the Jockey?
283
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,520
Yeah, people are mad for it.
284
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,360
-Oh.
-[farts]
285
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,880
[laughs]
286
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,080
How much is that?
287
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,640
[fart-like noise]
288
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,040
[laughs again]
289
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,560
[coins clinking]
290
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,480
It might not happen as quick as we hoped.
291
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,520
It'll take longer than building
the Great Wall of China at this rate.
292
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,760
Nah, look after the pennies.
293
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,520
What's the point in building her hopes up?
294
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,080
Seriously?
295
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,760
Does this mean
we can have our grand back now?
296
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,680
Where's the Chatsworth Variety Table
when you need it?
297
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,320
Maybe I can be their
after dinner speaker, eh?
298
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,800
Yeah, like they want to listen
to stories about shovelling shit.
299
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,200
Well, is there a reason
we can't start one up?
300
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:49,880
Have a look, will you?
301
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,160
That lot are on the lookout
for handouts as it is.
302
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,960
[indistinct conversations]
303
00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,040
Hey!
304
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,720
Hey, that's thingy. Selling the house.
305
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,680
More money for St Fart's polo ponies?
306
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,280
Nah, not quite, get on this.
307
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,360
She's donated 50 grand
to a donkey sanctuary in Ardwick.
308
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,080
It's not just Wilmslow
she does charity for.
309
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:19,720
If the kiddies of Chatsworth
have a state-of-the-art fitness centre,
310
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,880
they'll be able to work off
all those Mars bars
311
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,200
and chips their parents feed them
for dinner.
312
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,200
[chuckles]
313
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,160
They'll never have the opportunities
they have around here,
314
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:31,360
but they should be able
to play PE like anyone else.
315
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,360
And with your help,
we can make a difference.
316
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,800
-[applause]
-Thank you, Mimi.
317
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,800
A stirring presentation.
318
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,400
Mimi's get-up-and-go enthusiasm
319
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,880
could well become a regular feature
of our little gang.
320
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,680
She's thinking of making
an offer on my house.
321
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,240
Did you win the lottery?
322
00:15:56,480 --> 00:16:00,600
As worthy a cause
as St Marcy's undoubtedly is,
323
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:06,520
one of the biggest issues is the number
of projects already in the planning.
324
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:11,560
-The gym will have to wait in line.
-Fair enough. Until when?
325
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:15,480
Concentrated focus, dinners, auctions,
326
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,600
none of that can be considered
before 2018.
327
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,440
Thank you, ladies.
328
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,680
Hot chocolate and ginger snaps.
329
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,480
I got you some vag cream
in case it's still itchy.
330
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,320
Jamie and Shane think I've lost the plot.
331
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,800
That's 'cause it's easier for them
to laugh than look in the mirror
332
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,960
and admit they're selfish fucks.
333
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,560
True,
334
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:54,080
78 quid to go with 3 grand
says to me they've got a point.
335
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,280
I'm not gonna see that new roof
go on in my lifetime.
336
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,280
Even if it's Cilla
that's got to cut the ribbon,
337
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,600
you've started something mega here.
338
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,240
The kids of Chatsworth
will owe you forever.
339
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,760
If we could bottle and sell your support,
we'd get there in no time.
340
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,000
I just wish there was more I could do.
341
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,720
I wanted to leave something good behind.
342
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:25,880
[Mimi sighs]
343
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,720
[kisses]
344
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,600
Saturday's rollover comes in,
I'll build her a whole new school.
345
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,720
Even better, the Mimi Maguire University
Of Chatsworth.
346
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,320
Yeah, get in with four F's
and get a caution for smoking weed?
347
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,320
[chuckles]
348
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,000
Robbing a bank's easier than the lottery.
349
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,400
Yeah, but it's not worth getting caught.
350
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,480
-Jail's easy, you pussy.
-Mimi's backhander isn't.
351
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,560
I'm juvenile anyway,
wouldn't have to go to jail.
352
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,640
Are you stupid?
353
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,280
Look, don't get too involved
with Butch and Sundance over there.
354
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,640
Robbing anything like that,
you're going down.
355
00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,880
Eh, Pot Noodles are in aisle two, mate,
skins behind the counter.
356
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,160
[chuckles]
357
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,800
Still got some of them trackers?
358
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,080
Yeah, why?
359
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,760
-Stall this guy.
-Why?
360
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:08,880
Just stall him.
361
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,160
Eh, he's thinking of going
to uni, you know?
362
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:16,120
-Ah, which one?
-Er, looking for ideas.
363
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,400
[door closes]
364
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,640
Are you taking the piss?
365
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,680
Yeah, I know.
366
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,520
-Not lying, are you?
-No, I'm serious.
367
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,960
That's crazy, that.
368
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,320
Yo, it costs 30 grand
just to go to uni, you know?
369
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,400
Yeah? No wonder he needs a part-time job.
370
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,040
-Did you do it?
-Yeah, man. Sweet.
371
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,880
[car door closes]
372
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,400
[electric static]
373
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:04,480
Scouse Macka at two o'clock,
ten K of weed, Benchill Dave, four.
374
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,560
Three thousand E's.
375
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,000
[scribbles]
376
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:12,920
Or was it Scouse Macka at four
with three K of weed
377
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,160
and Benchill Dave at ten
with 2,000 diddlys?
378
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,760
Fuck!
379
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,480
How does anyone remember this shit?
380
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,680
[thud]
381
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,320
What the fuck?
382
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,240
That is not funny.
383
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,560
It was worth a try.
384
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:42,200
-Did you hear any of that?
-Like I'd say anything.
385
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,200
That's what turned me
on in the first place.
386
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,280
Look.
387
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,280
This is not helping your cause.
388
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,960
-So I have got one?
-No, you haven't!
389
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,560
Just forget about us, c'mon.
390
00:19:56,640 --> 00:20:00,880
When Dad retired, handed the business
over to my brother, he went weird.
391
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,800
Strain on his marriage, readjustment.
392
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,840
But they worked it out, though.
393
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,320
It's fuck all to do with anything else.
394
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,000
Pressure and denial won't let you
access the truth right now.
395
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,400
-In time--
-Please, shut the fuck up.
396
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,160
I don't want to end up hating you, OK?
397
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,320
That can never happen.
398
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,040
So, go!
399
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,520
-That's definitely his car.
-[dog barking in distance]
400
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,760
There he is!
401
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,680
Bingo!
402
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,480
Jamie and Shane aren't gonna be happy
about this.
403
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,480
Fuck 'em!
404
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,280
They earn more than ever
'cause Mimi stepped down,
405
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,520
and now they take the piss out of her?
406
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:45,680
What if he goes to the police?
407
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,720
Oh, right, yeah!
408
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:51,040
[mimics] "Excuse me, Mr. Policeman,
somebody stole all of my cocaine."
409
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,360
Think about it, mate.
410
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,720
He might be connected?
411
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,720
Why are you so scared?
You're not even going in?
412
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,760
-'Cause they might come out?
-Ches, just chill out.
413
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,960
-Focus.
-Right, you ready?
414
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,240
Let's have it.
415
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,320
-[indistinct speech on TV]
-[knocks on door]
416
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,800
-Where's the gear?
-Oh, my god.
417
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:28,920
I don't know what you're talking about.
418
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:29,960
-[groans]
-[cocks gun]
419
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,200
-Ten! Nine!
-Leave me.
420
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,880
-Eight!
-He's behind the sofa!
421
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,480
I've got it.
422
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,240
-[laughs]
-[engine revs]
423
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,120
Quick, get in!
424
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,280
Go, go, go, go!
425
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,640
Whoa.
426
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,360
You have to admit
it's a bit of a coincidence.
427
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,880
You've had hundreds of punters
go through that door,
428
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,120
anyone could have set you up.
429
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,480
On the same day I buy another batch?
430
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,720
I've had ten years of satisfied customers.
431
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,880
You think I'm gonna jeopardise
my reputation for a fucking half key?
432
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,360
[Jamie] Wave bye-bye to that golden goose.
433
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,520
Got some front asking
for his money back, though, eh?
434
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,520
[Karen] Exactly.
435
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,120
What's it got to do with you
if he's been taxed?
436
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,080
If he even has.
437
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,120
Someone's had him over.
If not, he deserves an Oscar.
438
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,440
[paper rustles]
439
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,480
[man] Sweet that, cuz.
440
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,680
-What you doing?
-What?
441
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,240
Think it's turned
into a real one overnight?
442
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,680
Bad luck to fuck about with them.
443
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,120
Right, it's all there.
444
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,160
Nice one, cuz.
445
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,320
-See you later.
-Easy, bro.
446
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,040
-[door closes]
-Not bad for half an hour's work.
447
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,280
What? Ten grand's a fucking joke.
448
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,880
How else would you shift it?
No questions asked.
449
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,000
Bradford, where
it's never gonna get on top
450
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,280
from taxing your own family's punters.
451
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,360
[Billy] I find out you're having a drink
behind my back.
452
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,640
Trafford Centre for me.
453
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,880
New Air Max colours have just come out.
454
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,200
Wait, I risk life and limb for a oner?
455
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,360
I'd have done it for nowt.
456
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,360
Safe.
457
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,040
The rest is for Mimi. For the kiddies.
458
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,760
[siren wailing in distance]
459
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:36,720
[door opens]
460
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,000
[closes]
461
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,800
Just picked this up
from the golf club in Wilmslow.
462
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,360
If we're lucky, there'll be enough
to get another bag of cement.
463
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,880
At last!
464
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,640
£1.75 to go with the postal order
for 50 pence.
465
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,760
Look, feels heavy.
466
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,880
And you know there's readies round there.
467
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,400
Maybe our first pound coin.
468
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,720
What the fuck?
469
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,000
Ah, no way!
470
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,440
See.
471
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,720
[snooker shot]
472
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,880
What are you doing here?
473
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,040
Meeting Scouse Macka.
474
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,560
-In the Jockey?
-Two o'clock.
475
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,600
[sighs]
476
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,720
Might be stuck in traffic,
I'll give him a bell now, actually.
477
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,520
Wythenshawe Daz comes here,
Scouse Macka's Lymm Services.
478
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,760
What's that?
479
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,680
Up here! Names, dates, figures.
480
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,440
Numpties and dumb cunts
who write things down go to jail!
481
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,000
We can't all be Rain Man, can we?
482
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,120
Anyone could find that!
483
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:48,400
Yeah, so he's going to hang around
with ten key of weed in the fucking boot.
484
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,320
-It's gone straight to answer phone.
-[Jamie] Why wouldn't he?
485
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,080
As far as he's concerned, you're nicked.
486
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,880
That could be the feds setting him up.
487
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,280
[Karen] If he's at home,
he'll answer his land line.
488
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,440
Yeah. Mam's got that number, up there.
489
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,440
-[sighs]
-Things are getting slack.
490
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,960
Not now, Benny. It's easy for you to say.
I've got kids to feed.
491
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,360
You don't like it,
you know what you can do.
492
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,040
Oh, it's like that, is it?
493
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,280
You'll never guess how much is here.
494
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,080
Go on.
495
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,200
Nine thousand six hundred.
496
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,320
I said it, didn't I?
497
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,920
-You did.
-Generous as fuck.
498
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,000
Wait, how much?
499
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,320
Nine-six.
500
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,320
-What you doing?
-What?
501
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,200
Think it's turned
into a real one overnight?
502
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,400
-What you doing?
-What?
503
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,120
Think it's turned
into a real one overnight?
504
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,840
Women of Wilmslow, you fucking beauts.
505
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,120
[Mimi sighs]
506
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:50,280
This is all very lovely, Mimi,
and we appreciate your efforts.
507
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,160
But it won't make any difference.
508
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,520
St Marcy's still has to take its place
in the queue.
509
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,680
Except somebody decided
510
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:01,840
St Marcy's deserved a push
to the front of that queue.
511
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,880
Getting everyone together
is the only way, I know,
512
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,120
we can make sure our gratitude
falls on the right ears.
513
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,600
There's a feeling people with money
hold onto their readies
514
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,880
like a pit bull with a baby.
515
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:17,320
But deep down we're all the same.
516
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,840
Some cautious, some off-the-wall generous.
517
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,800
That anonymous donation
518
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:31,440
of nearly £10,000 is a massive boost.
519
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,480
Money attracts money
and the momentum is truly with us.
520
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:41,040
And, whoever it was,
the kiddies from our estate,
521
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:44,640
thank you from the bottom
of their potless little hearts.
522
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,480
And, as a token of our appreciation,
523
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,960
there's drinks and nibbles at our house.
524
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,440
-[laughter]
-Oh.
525
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,680
I struggle to believe
that one of our girls
526
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,840
put £10,000 into that bucket?
527
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,200
Ah, so do I.
528
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,080
Don't, you'll set me off again.
529
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:11,760
No.
530
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,040
Start you off or not,
you can't keep that money.
531
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,120
On about?
532
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,440
I've already ordered the felt
for the roof.
533
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,480
There's strict protocol.
534
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,760
It was a Wilmslow branch donation
535
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,000
and other projects
are further along the food chain,
536
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,360
been patient and waited their turn.
537
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,000
Like St Marcy's gym needs to.
538
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,440
Might take me a while to get used
to the twisted sense of humour
539
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,480
from round your way.
540
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,640
[sighs]
541
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,080
It may be convenient
to ignore our process,
542
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:44,120
but that is the way
we run our civilised little society, Mimi.
543
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,160
Mam! Mam!
544
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,560
We've left Scouse Macka
with ten kilo of weed...
545
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,880
in his boot.
546
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,080
Have you got his home phone number?
547
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,280
[siren wailing in distance]
548
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,560
[chuckles]
549
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,520
Excuse me a moment.
550
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,320
I don't do this anymore.
551
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,280
-This is the last time, I promise.
-[sighs]
552
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:20,520
151...
553
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,440
[taps numbers]
554
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,160
Me, me, me. Always the drama queen!
555
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,640
Ah, Mimi?
556
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,320
Mimi, can we continue our conversation?
557
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:38,480
Deeds speak louder than words, Edith.
558
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,920
That money is St Marcy's.
559
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,720
Extraordinary meeting
on the cards next week, ladies.
560
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,880
Seems like an unusual scenario
has just pushed its way
561
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,600
to the top of the agenda.
562
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,640
[soft music plays]
563
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,520
Right then.
564
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,640
Come along, ladies.
565
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:05,920
[dog barking in distance]
566
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,040
[door closes]
567
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:14,440
Mimi, what your son just mentioned.
568
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:19,560
It's been a long time
since my university days.
569
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:21,800
You know what I mean?
570
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,560
[sniffs]
571
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,680
Ah!
572
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,160
Party!
573
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,080
[all cheering] [all] Woo-hoo!
574
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,160
["Seven Day Weekend" plays]
575
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,240
[clicks lighter]
576
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:47,600
Go, go, go, go.
577
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,880
You can stamp all over that
and it'll still blow your bollocks off.
578
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,440
Best flake in Manchester.
579
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,800
[knocks on door]
580
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,040
We smashed it, bro!
581
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,800
What happened to your eye?
582
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,760
Nothing, and no one followed, it's sweet.
583
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,000
Right, get your cousin on the phone.
584
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,440
And we want a better price.
585
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,880
Well, it's not down to me.
586
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,400
You don't want to see your mates
get took advantage of, do you?
587
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,680
[thump]
588
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,640
I'll have a word.
589
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,160
Why am I the one running
all over the gaff?
590
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,200
Mam said we're equal partners, yeah?
591
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,680
The Jockey's our base.
592
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,120
People like continuity,
I've gotta stay here.
593
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,840
It's taken years to build up trust.
594
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,920
A word.
595
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,960
Backroom.
596
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,520
[soft music plays]
597
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,640
Wait here, mate.
598
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,520
That might need stitches.
599
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,320
-Look, somebody was bound to fight back.
-Yeah.
600
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,680
That's why we didn't bring you.
601
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,880
You know it's not worth it.
602
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,680
I won't feel a thing
when I see Mimi's happy face.
603
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,280
What's she gonna say about that?
604
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,360
I'll just give her some bullshit story.
605
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,400
Well, the student wasn't lying.
606
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,520
What happened?
607
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,600
Two customers taxed in a week.
Something's fucked up.
608
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:47,880
What are you looking at me for?
609
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,920
Loose lips sink ships, mate.
610
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,640
It's gotta be someone close to home.
611
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:55,040
Hey, listen, I don't know
what come over me earlier.
612
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:59,080
Hey, let me buy you all a drink,
smooth things over.
613
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,440
You rush in, and you're wrong?
614
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,520
Then you'll never find out
who it really is.
615
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,000
We need proof.
616
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,040
[laughter]
617
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,040
No way!
618
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,240
I bet that's illegal in Wilmslow.
619
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,520
I caught three of them plating
each other in the bathroom.
620
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,080
It's looking better.
Let the air get to it.
621
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,080
Do you think Edith's got any say
in me joining the club?
622
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,200
No. They vote.
623
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,760
And after last night's party,
624
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,280
you'll have Edith's chair
as well as her house.
625
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,440
She's a fucking cheeky bitch.
626
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,000
That 10k's St Marcy's.
627
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,000
If I can raise 13 grand so quick,
628
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,880
we'll build a gym, then a science block.
629
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:53,120
That big donation's just the start,
it's bound to attract others.
630
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,320
The momentum is with us.
631
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,040
-Fancy a cuppa tea, lad?
-Yeah.
632
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,560
Not as friendly as the Chatsworth.
633
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,600
Well, they will be once
you get to know them.
634
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,880
What are you actually gonna do
with your days?
635
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,160
I'll be building the gym.
636
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,440
That's not gonna take forever.
637
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,880
-I'll take classes.
-What, flower arranging?
638
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,360
Like that's going to get
your adrenaline pumping.
639
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,840
[smirks]
640
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,480
Tell me the Scouse Macka fiasco
was a one-off?
641
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,720
I wish I could.
642
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,680
So they're not grafting in harmony then?
643
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,680
You've seen Jamie and Shane
agree on anything?
644
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,480
Mutual dislike of Billy?
645
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,440
And Jamie's got his doubts about Benny.
646
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:46,480
That dopey labrador's more loyal
to the Maguires than his own family.
647
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,840
What's he worried about?
648
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,520
Somebody's taxing our punters.
649
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,120
-What do you mean?
-What I said.
650
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,520
That's never happened to us.
651
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,560
Could be somebody testing the new regime?
652
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,120
[siren wailing in distance]
653
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,040
[turns on]
654
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,360
[beeps]
655
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,600
[door opens]
656
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,520
-[door closes]
-[Chesney whistles]
657
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,639
Gosh, you're not in Cheshire yet.
658
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,440
Mapley Walk. Five minutes away.
659
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,600
I recognised the kid.
He's a absolute nugget.
660
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:34,159
Wears bigger glasses than Lillian.
661
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,239
-He could still be connected though.
-[Aidan] You sound like him.
662
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,719
-Haven't you learnt your lesson?
-I can't be late for this ball.
663
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,320
It's five minutes.
664
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:45,360
He'll be even easier than the student.
Mimi needs these funds, man.
665
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,800
[sighs]
666
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,840
-Come on.
-Yes!
667
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:54,159
[door closes]
668
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,639
-And that's stopping them, is it?
-No.
669
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:56,760
What am I supposed to do?
670
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,720
[Shane] Vinny the Red 076782--
671
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,240
Oh, God! What the fuck?
672
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,960
It's OK.
673
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,400
Out with the old, in with the new.
674
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:12,840
Are you fucking mental?
675
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,760
Whatever it takes to be with you.
676
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,040
Sell my soul and join the dark side.
677
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,160
Partner in life, partner in crime.
678
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,920
This...
679
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,560
can't carry on.
680
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,520
Now Mimi's left, I appreciate
you've got no choice.
681
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,760
You'll never go straight, but that's OK.
682
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,520
I'll leave the police,
you're all that matters.
683
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:42,840
Never, ever, ever contact me again, OK?
684
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,160
Destiny, my love.
685
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,600
Fuck off!
686
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,800
However long it takes, I'll be there.
687
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,880
-[door rattles]
-Where's the gear?
688
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,680
[door closes]
689
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,680
-Where is it?
-[cocks gun]
690
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,200
[guns cock]
691
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,320
[whimpers]
692
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:18,960
[wipers squeak]
693
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,080
Oh, fuck!
694
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,560
-What's happened?
-How do I know?
695
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,160
-Let's get out of here.
-No, go and see what's going on first.
696
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,320
You go and see!
697
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,960
[sobs] I don't know.
698
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,520
What is going on?
699
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,600
-[engine revs]
-Ches, tell me what's going on!
700
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:58,840
Let's just get out of here.
701
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,520
You have got to be fucking joking!
702
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,600
Billy?
703
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,240
Fucking hell, mate. I thought I was dead.
704
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,840
Never been a mate of mine.
705
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,880
[gasps]
706
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,800
Where's Benny?
707
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,120
Benny?
708
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:32,920
You?
709
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,480
Double crossing your own family?
710
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:37,840
Bring us to the brink of war?
711
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,960
Make me doubt those
that have been loyal for years?
712
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,440
-We're sorry.
-You will be.
713
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,840
With this bally on, I can put a bullet
between your fucking eyes, mate.
714
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,280
[whimpers]
715
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,880
How were we to know it was Billy, eh?
716
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,520
Now's probably not the best time
to make Mam a widow.
717
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,080
No, she'll get over it.
718
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,520
She's lost plenty close to her already.
719
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,720
Put it on.
720
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,120
-Jamie, please, I'm sorry.
-Put it on!
721
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,520
Shane, tell him!
722
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,360
Jamie, I'm begging you please.
723
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,400
She's already cuckoo.
This could proper send her under.
724
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,000
There's no way this little fucker's
leaving with just a black eye.
725
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,640
[sobs] No!
726
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,680
-Jamie, no!
-[both sob]
727
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,800
Jamie stop it!
728
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,800
[man whistles]
729
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,040
[people cheering]
730
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,520
No Billy?
731
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,960
Where's Jamie?
732
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,040
Shane?
733
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,200
Why, what's going on?
734
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,880
Billy's in trouble!
735
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,200
Stay here.
736
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,840
As if things aren't hard enough, eh?
737
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,280
Feds, customs.
738
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,280
Every day, something
to stop you earning a living
739
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,640
without one of your own shafting you
from behind.
740
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:42,720
-[cocks gun]
-[whines]
741
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,280
Please, Jamie.
742
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,320
-Paracetamol?
-Yeah, it's better than nothing.
743
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,480
Please. Think of Mimi.
744
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,560
Pushing you around in a wheelchair
will keep her fit!
745
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,280
Please. [sobs]
746
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,920
[door opens]
747
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,400
Jamie!
748
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,800
-Kneecapping my husband?
-As if?
749
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:00,920
It was shitting him up.
750
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,800
This better be good.
751
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,880
He's the one behind the taxing!
752
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,480
That's worse than being a grass.
753
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,720
It was for the gym.
754
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:09,880
The ten grand?
755
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,080
Where's the rest?
756
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,800
That's all his cousin would give.
757
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,240
[stammers] I've still got the last lot.
758
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,160
I'm sorry.
759
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:19,720
-It wasn't one of the girls?
-Fuck the gym!
760
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,120
What about this prick?
761
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,440
-Compensation?
-Why?
762
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,520
Laurel and Hardy here have done you
a fucking favour?
763
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,480
Snap you out of your complacency,
tighten up your security?
764
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,200
'Cause you're obviously not coping
too fucking well on your own!
765
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,920
Come on, Billy.
766
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:38,640
-Quiet!
-[whines]
767
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,400
I know your heart's in the right place,
768
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,920
and Jamie and Shane
have been disrespectful.
769
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,640
But taxing other grafters
is the lowest of the low.
770
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,200
I know. I'm on it.
771
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:57,160
And I know those Wilmslow dirty bitches
are a tight-fisted bunch of free-loaders,
772
00:39:57,240 --> 00:40:01,760
but we've give two ton for these tickets,
so Mimi Tutton is going the ball.
773
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,200
[sighs]
774
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,120
[orchestra playing]
775
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,880
[indistinct conversations]
776
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:24,960
Hi.
777
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:30,640
-Hi.
-Hi.
778
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,640
Hi, hi.
779
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:34,520
Nice suit, Billy.
780
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,480
Now we're all here,
781
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:42,520
I'd like to say something more
about the recent flaunting of the rules.
782
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,160
Not now, surely?
783
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:47,360
No time like the present,
and I'm nothing if not efficient.
784
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,280
Excuse me.
785
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:55,040
Some interesting CCTV footage
has recently come to light.
786
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,040
The mystery donor in action.
787
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,400
[people jeering]
788
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,880
There was never any intention
of a kiddies' gym.
789
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,040
Chatsworth's Ma Baker
790
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:20,440
and her fashion-conscious toyboy
791
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:24,720
use anonymous donations
to wash dirty money.
792
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,880
That's not true.
793
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:30,720
Us gullible fools
are all part of the camouflage.
794
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,560
Mimi knew nothing about it.
795
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,440
Don't embarrass yourself further.
796
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,880
It was all my doing
'cause she cared so much.
797
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,600
She's been on the PTA for months.
798
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,800
Donated all her spare time to that school.
799
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:45,960
Laundering any illicit earnings
is unpalatable.
800
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,560
Drug money has the worst possible taste.
801
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,600
-[people nod]
-Absolutely.
802
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,760
Fancy a little line, Pru?
803
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,240
Mavis?
804
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,560
Oh, Beryl?
805
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,480
Gone all shy in front of your husband?
806
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,800
Oh, it was different the other night.
807
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:14,560
Yeah, drugs do bring out
the worst possible taste.
808
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,920
And you're all the worst
kind of hypocrites.
809
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,600
[chuckles]
810
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,960
Oh.
811
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,000
Ever seen Pru lick a fanny?
812
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,600
[people boo]
813
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,480
Or Beryl get her fanny licked?
814
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,240
And there's plenty more
where that came from.
815
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,400
And you know who you are.
816
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,040
-[laughs]
-C'mon, babe.
817
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,760
[Billy laughs again]
818
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,480
Fuck off!
819
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,040
[Mimi laughs]
820
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,240
[rain droplets chime]
821
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,800
[wipers squeak]
822
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:12,000
The only time, in history, a Maguire's
gone voluntarily to the odd lot.
823
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,800
[Karen] Can she even stay in the feds
with a restraining order against her?
824
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:16,840
[Shane] Well, she should have thought
of that
825
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,600
before she turned psycho-bitch,
shouldn't she?
826
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,000
Keep a distance of 102 feet.
827
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,400
I'm not sure you're worth it.
828
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,200
Piss off.
829
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,160
Get out of it, you fucking weirdo!
830
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,520
[indistinct conversations]
831
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,040
[Mimi] The grass is always greener
and all that.
832
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,360
Might not be as potent if your
hydroponics aren't up to much, though.
833
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,640
Try different flavours.
834
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:55,160
Dabble in a variety of lifestyles,
venture beyond new horizons,
835
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:59,240
add exotic squares
to your patchwork quilt of experience.
836
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:03,080
But not all of us are meant
to stray too far, or for too long.
837
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:08,120
Getting something built round here
should never be underestimated.
838
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,680
This has always been about the kiddies.
839
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:16,360
And the kiddies decided
how they wanted the money to be spent.
840
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:21,960
This is as vital to pupil morale
as any new gym.
841
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,760
In many ways more so.
842
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,080
And it is now, with great pleasure
843
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:34,680
that I pronounce
Mimi's Tuck Shop officially...
844
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:35,920
open!
845
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
[kids cheering]
846
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,640
[Mimi] When you return
to who you know, and what you know,
847
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,960
be sure no resentment lingers.
848
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:49,240
If people need you, love you,
want you around, feed off that.
849
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,360
It's a privilege in itself.
850
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,080
I'm looking for the janitor.
851
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,120
-Frank?
-Frank.
852
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,120
-Aye, that's him.
-There's a man with a gun!
853
00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,160
-[school bell rings]
-[kid] There's a man with a gun!
854
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,160
[Ronnie] Everyone accounted for?
855
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:02,520
Thalia Blanco went to the toilet
just before the alarm went off.
856
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,400
-I haven't seen her since.
-You must be Frank.
857
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:08,240
[Esther] This mad bitch locked my daughter
in a cupboard with a fucking gunman!
858
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,000
-[Frank] Biddy?
-My name's Baxter!
859
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,200
You've been pumping my missus, Frank!
860
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,600
-He's never done this before.
-[woman] Get out the way!
861
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,160
-Monica?
-I'm the mother!
862
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:19,400
-[man] Clear shot, ma'am.
-Take it.
863
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:20,800
-Shit!
-[gunshot]
864
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,520
[laughter]
865
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,520
Dickheads!
63898
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