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This is Dickie.
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He's not just my manager,
he's also my brother.
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- Hands up!
- I didn't do anything.
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I think the police have the wrong guy.
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If Gregg had Ben's handkerchief,
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then whose handkerchief was
Ben holding when he died?
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Only two other men
have seen this before.
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- Did you record with him for our podcast?
- No!
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We just have to be careful
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who we get involved with.
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That phrase you used. "Fucking pig."
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I did call him that.
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Loretta hated Ben. She
was violent towards Ben.
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Does that make her a murderer
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or just... quirky?
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Oliver, what the fuck are you doing!?
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You keep trying to throw
suspicion onto my cast.
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In a few weeks, I finally get what
I've been working for my whole life!
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Your show is a death trap!
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Well, maybe I should have hired
someone who could actually sing!
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- I quit!
- And I'm gonna figure out who did it,
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whether the two of you give
a shit or not! I'm done!
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Believe it or not, I love people.
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- Some people.
- Oh, wait.
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- I have something to show you.
- What?
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Oh, you didn't.
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- I did!
- Don't tell... Oy...
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Every schmuck is getting one.
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I don't even know what they are.
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I just don't always trust them.
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- Ooh!
- Thank you.
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Enjoy.
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They have a bad habit of leaving.
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Hey, Uma, new haircut?
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Keep it in your pants, perv.
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Things, though.
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Things I trust.
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Things are made to last.
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From place to place.
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From generation to generation.
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It's why I take stuff and keep it,
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so the people can stay with me.
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If that makes me a klepto, so be it.
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Because when the people we love are gone
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and memories fade,
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what the hell else keeps them alive?
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You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
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Order up!
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Sit by the aisle.
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Makes the table seem smaller.
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Thank you.
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Don't even think about it.
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I wasn't. I'm reading. By myself.
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Catching up on my reading.
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Bunny and I always used to split it.
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We came here every week,
until you idiots killed her.
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We didn't kill Bunny.
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Pretty jumpy for someone who
didn't kill my best friend.
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So where are your
friends? Murder them, too?
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So, what happened with you guys, anyway?
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I quit the musical.
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Ha! You got shit -canned!
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It was ruining my life.
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My engagement, my sanity,
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my relationship with President McKinley.
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President McKinley is a fish.
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The suspense was killing me.
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You know, a real friend would've cared,
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but Oliver only cares about his show.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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It's tough to lose friends at our age.
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Oh, I'm sure it is at your age.
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But at mine?
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Besides, I didn't lose
them. They'll be back.
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Well, good thing you've
got plenty of time to wait.
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At your age.
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I always used to say there
were three types of people.
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Alive, dead, and dead to me.
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Bunny was dead to me a lot.
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Not once did she
apologize when we fought.
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So, what, you apologized?
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Me? Fuck no! What did I do?
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Time passes, you forget
what you're fighting about.
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Thank God she wasn't dead
to me when she actually died.
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Oliver and Mabel aren't gonna die.
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In fact, any second now, they're
gonna reach out and apologize.
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Ha, ha!
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Hey!
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Yes, this is he.
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I thought I was already a
friend of the Philharmonic.
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I'm sorry, this is...
this is a bad time.
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They'll call.
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Thanks for breakfast.
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Hey! Is that...
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Oh. Well, he wasn't gonna use it.
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He? Is that the hanky Ben was
holding the night that he...
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- Geez, how much did you order?
- I got lunch and dinner.
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Thanks again for helping.
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Yeah, well...
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I've been too obsessed with...
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How do you sign "murder"?
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I don't need them.
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I'm the only one that
cares about this case.
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I just...
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I just need to talk to someone
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who can help me get
closer to what happened.
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Do you know Dickie?
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♪ Which of the... ♪
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♪ Pickwick ♪
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♪ Tri... ♪
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♪ Plets ♪
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Okay.
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It's a patter song.
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So if you can bring a
little more patter-pep-up.
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This is as... pattery as I get.
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Okay, thank you! Thanks.
We'll let you know.
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Everyone stinks!
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Where are the decent actors?
Why are they being kept from me?
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I feel like we're working off old lists!
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Like ancient crusty lists!
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Cliff, darling, please!
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You know how upsetting it is
for me when you stress dance!
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It's these ping-ponging
pressures of producing!
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How do you do it? If it's not
one thing, it's a goddamn other,
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and sometimes I feel like
I don't have a single good...
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Oh, wait. I have an idea.
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Hurrah.
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But run it by Mommy first
in case it's a stinker.
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I'm gonna go make a call.
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Oliver, we had someone...
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decent playing the constable,
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and I know you two had a spat, but...
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I am not calling Charles, Donna!
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He quit.
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And I have far too much
integrity to beg him to come back.
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Counterpoint, you have no integrity,
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and this is the perfect
time to make use of that.
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Well, that's a fair counterpoint.
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We're almost to reopening.
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It's time to pull out all the stops!
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Cliff and I have been out
there, trying to rev people up
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about this mad genius
musical redo of yours,
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but they do ask who's in it.
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And Charles was our only name.
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That's being generous.
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Look, look.
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Charles was wrong for
the part. End of story.
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I mean, did he have a certain
Ebenezer's younger cousin affability?
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Sure.
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Was he good for the odd laugh?
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Maybe. We had fun.
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But this isn't about fun.
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Charles was not committed to our show
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and I will take passion
over talent any day.
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So, come on, who's next?
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Who's this guy?
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♪ Who? Who? Who? Well ♪
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♪ I... pick... ♪
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♪ You! ♪
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Uh, sorry, is he okay?
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That's what he does when he loves it.
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Thank you for coming in.
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My guy came through.
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I knew it!
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My guy is on his way!
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Who is your guy?
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The ringer from your middle school play?
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Some less famous
offspring of Marc Platt?
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Sweet mother of Sondheim!
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♪ Which triplet... ♪
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Oh, good luck, man.
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That Putnam guy's a monster.
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Oliver? He's no...
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He's already recasting?
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♪ Which of the Pickwick
triplets did it? ♪
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♪ Which of the spawn
had the brawn to kill? ♪
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♪ Will a baby get tried for matricide? ♪
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♪ Coochie-coochie-coo, time for
you and you and you to admit it ♪
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♪ So, quick as a whip, gotta pick ♪
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♪ Which Pickwick triplet did it ♪
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Ah! Matthew Broderick!
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I've had sex dreams about this moment!
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How did you already nail that song?
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What can I say? I'm a vessel.
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Yes! Say more! Or less. Or just...
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keep standing there
so I can soak this in!
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Matthew Broderick, Broadway legend!
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I-I can't believe you're
gonna be in my show.
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Cliff, how did you pull this off?
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Oh, MB and I met years ago
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while sheltering
during Superstorm Sandy.
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- Ah.
- Scary time.
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Two weeks at the Ritz Carlton,
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- almost no room service.
- Ugh.
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But we survived and now
we're friends for life.
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When Cliff called, I
just dropped everything.
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Nice work, sweetie.
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And Matthew... Matthew!
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Well, this is what we needed all along.
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A true stage veteran.
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Enough with these fussy film
and TV franchise phony-baloneys.
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- Charles-Haden Savage?
- Exactly.
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No, I mean Charles-Haden Savage.
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Oh, Charles!
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I see you lurking in that way you do,
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making sure everyone knows you're here.
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No, no.
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Uh, Lester wanted to check all
the doorbells in the building,
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and I wasn't doing anything.
I told him I'd do it for him.
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And this one, this one's working.
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Oh, well, then you can move along now.
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Unless you'd like to
meet your replacement.
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Oh, no, no, we know each other.
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Yes, we do.
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This is not the first
time Matthew has swooped in
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- and stolen a role from me.
- For the millionth time,
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you would not have been
a good Ferris Bueller.
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You were 41.
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Can we get back to work,
please? I'm not sure
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- that I've totally got this song.
- Oh, oh, oh.
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♪ Which of the Pickwick
triplets did it? ♪
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♪ Who of the crew would
commit this crime? ♪
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♪ Might a little brat
make a mommy go splat? ♪
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♪ It's a story pretty
gory for a nursery rhyme ♪
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Oh, I do. I have it. I got it.
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Yeah, he's got it.
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- Charles...
- Oliver.
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Oliver, I'd really
like to try one of those
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blue raspberry Gut Milks
I saw in your fridge.
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- Split one with me?
- Oh, sure. Yeah.
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What?
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Wow.
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People really love this
dumb superhero movie.
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Isn't it just a snake that fights crime?
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Shedding labels?
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Okay, I understood maybe
half of what you said,
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but it is clear that
you are a giant nerd.
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Mabel, right? Oliver's friend.
239
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,114
Didn't peg you as a CoBro fan.
240
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:27,534
Oh. Yeah, huge.
241
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,454
I just love how it's about...
242
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,458
shedding labels. Mm.
243
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:37,169
- Wow, that's... insightful.
- Mm.
244
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Which of the movies is your favorite?
245
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:43,217
Uh... CoBro 2?
246
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,219
The Return of...
247
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the Whip Lord.
248
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,473
- Yeah. That's a good one.
- Yeah.
249
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,434
Hasn't aged real well, though,
250
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,061
because of the, you know...
251
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,687
Right, the...
252
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,191
Jamaican accents, I know.
253
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:00,859
No, the special effects.
254
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,611
Oh, I, um...
255
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,154
Special effects.
256
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,489
I, uh...
257
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:08,200
I just wanted to ask you
something, if that's okay.
258
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,328
Right before Ben died,
259
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,580
you said he had to take a phone call,
260
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,957
and it seemed serious.
261
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:18,418
Was that the cops or his doctor?
262
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,171
Because Ben's autopsy said
his blood work was clean,
263
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,340
- but I started thinking...
- I'm gonna stop you there.
264
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:27,469
If you came looking for a
juicy nugget for your podcast
265
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,221
or maybe a story to
sell to the Daily Mail,
266
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,139
you can try somewhere else.
267
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,391
I'm not your guy.
268
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,978
- I-I'm sorry, I didn't...
- God, even after he's dead,
269
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,480
everyone's just trying to
make a buck off my brother.
270
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,774
It's fucking gross.
271
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,818
But I guess that's the world we live in.
272
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:47,322
Hey, excuse me, there's a
minimum bid on this of 5K!
273
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,869
Burt Reynolds was there, Dom DeLuise,
274
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:53,996
- who has a wonderful voice.
- Oh, my God.
275
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,999
And I told Mel Brooks, "Well,
what if it was a musical?"
276
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,667
You know, I...
277
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,711
I don't normally enjoy a name drop,
278
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,754
but that was delightful.
279
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,923
Oliver, I should warn you.
280
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,134
When I commit to a show, I commit fully.
281
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,468
Oh, I love it.
282
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:12,264
You would be surprised how often
people are half in, half out.
283
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:14,266
"Oh, Oliver, my kids need me."
284
00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:16,768
"Oh, Oliver, my girlfriend left me.
285
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,938
I only have a little fishy left,
and I'm afraid of being alone."
286
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:23,275
I mean, this is the theater.
What else even is there?
287
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:24,651
I agree, totally.
288
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,154
So, I-I think I
understand the Constable,
289
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,323
but I'm gonna need your
help to become the Constable.
290
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:30,324
Ah...
291
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,159
It's part of my process.
292
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,078
When I did War Games, I
taught myself to write code.
293
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,623
- Incredible.
- For my role in Election,
294
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:40,834
I started teaching high school
and dating some students.
295
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,170
Okay...
296
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,005
If the constable has a lisp...
297
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,256
I have a lisp.
298
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:49,301
If he carries a gun, I carry a gun.
299
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:50,385
Can you get me a gun?
300
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,554
Anything you want. When
you come back tomorrow,
301
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,932
this is gonna look like
Charlton Heston's man-cave.
302
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:58,310
Tomorrow? Opening night is in two
weeks. We have to rehearse now.
303
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:01,772
Ferris Bueller may take a day
off, but Matthew Broderick?
304
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,941
Matthew Broderick does not.
305
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,692
Music to my ears, MB!
306
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,560
♪ Pick from the Pickwick pricky pricky ♪
307
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,297
♪ Who? Who? Who? ♪
308
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:11,300
♪ Well, I... pick... ♪
309
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,803
♪ You! ♪
310
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,639
Incredible.
311
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:20,809
38th time's the charm. Don't
do it any better than that.
312
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,311
People might think it's an AI.
313
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,980
Thanks. Thanks, Oliver. Yeah.
Yeah. I feel pretty good about it.
314
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,982
Yeah, c-can't wait to
do it all again tomorrow.
315
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,151
So, Oliver, where's he from?
316
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,695
Where's he from
originally, this Constable?
317
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,614
Oh, he's just... He's
from where you're from,
318
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:36,116
- so we don't have to change anything else.
- He's from Manhattan?
319
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,327
Well, slap my ass and call me Mamie!
320
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:40,800
This changes his entire
relationship to his profession.
321
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,916
It... No. Does it really?
322
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:46,251
A kid from Manhattan in the 1890s.
323
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,545
The city roils with ethnic tension.
324
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,963
Irishmen, Prussians.
325
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,007
The era of the bicycle craze,
326
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:54,301
the horse-drawn trolley.
327
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,095
- Yeah, this calls for some rethinking.
- No, no, no, it really doesn't. It...
328
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,972
Uh, back to the piano, please.
329
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,893
♪ Three little babes
in their bassinets ♪
330
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,186
Let's see.
331
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,687
♪ Three little babes... ♪
332
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,360
Hi.
333
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,363
I just wanted to say I'm so sorry.
334
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:19,076
I've lost people, too.
335
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,911
It's okay.
336
00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,496
I shouldn't have taken
it all out on you.
337
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:25,749
Taken what out on me?
338
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:28,085
Just frustration.
339
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,921
My brother has always been my business.
340
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,717
My folks adopted me when they
thought they couldn't have kids,
341
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,386
but then they had Ben.
342
00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:39,596
Miracle Ben, child star Ben.
343
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,223
So, I spent my life protecting him.
344
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:45,310
A guy who, by the way, was
always fucking up, you know?
345
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:48,438
Insensitive jokes,
DUIs... Oh, the dick pics.
346
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,982
The thousands of dick pics.
347
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,526
I never read anything about the...
348
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,361
That's 'cause I was there,
cleaning up the mess,
349
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,280
making him look good.
350
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,991
But he still gets all the credit.
351
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,784
For everything.
352
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,160
Story of our lives.
353
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,372
The fame, the CoBro franchise, the...
354
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:07,791
Sorry, I'm, uh...
355
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,710
Sounds like he was really difficult.
356
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,295
Uh, yeah.
357
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:13,463
But, you know,
358
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,800
sometimes I think a person's just a...
359
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,345
collection of a thousand little details.
360
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,930
And when they're gone,
361
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,682
those are the things you miss most.
362
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,769
Ben loved boba,
363
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,898
that disgusting green tea flavor, and...
364
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,901
and funny dog videos on Instagram.
365
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,030
He set all his clocks 20 minutes early
366
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,115
so he'd always be fashionably late.
367
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,492
I'm sorry Ben is gone.
368
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,497
But I think we owe it to your
brother to find his real killer.
369
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,542
We did.
370
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,836
That's the only silver lining,
that maniac's locked up.
371
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:56,548
I guess I never bought
that Gregg was a killer.
372
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:01,094
Didn't he chain you and
Charles-Haden Savage up in a basement?
373
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:04,348
Yeah, but I can't
picture him hurting Ben.
374
00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:07,768
I mean, he loved him. And I
have this theory about a hanky...
375
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,270
A hanky? Jesus,
376
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,941
Gregg had been following
my brother around for years.
377
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,692
I should have sensed
he might turn dangerous,
378
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,945
and when I took my eye off
the ball for one second,
379
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,947
he killed my brother.
380
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:22,449
I have to live with that
for the rest of my life.
381
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,701
Gregg was here the night of the murder.
382
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:27,287
The cops say Ben died at 12:06
383
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,165
and Gregg was seen leaving
the Arconia right after that.
384
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,584
You do the math. I'm sorry, Mabel.
385
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,711
There's no story here.
386
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,557
What, I have to adopt you now?
387
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:50,644
I know why you're
here. You can't have it.
388
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:54,064
Look, I know you wanna keep
Ben's hanky but it's a clue,
389
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,775
which makes it the perfect peace
offering for Oliver and Mabel.
390
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:59,194
I thought you were waiting
for them to apologize.
391
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,113
I don't think I can afford to.
392
00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:02,501
I mean, what if I never hear another
393
00:22:02,502 --> 00:22:04,616
millennial reference that I don't get,
394
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:08,203
or another story about dark nights
at Plato's Retreat with Buck Henry?
395
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,163
That doesn't sound so bad.
396
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:13,500
That's what I used to think,
but I need to make up with them.
397
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,669
So you're gonna let a
hanky solve your problems?
398
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:18,505
Use your fuckin' words!
399
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:21,550
Look, even if I wanted to help,
400
00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:24,553
which I sincerely do not,
I don't have it, okay?
401
00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:26,388
Uh -huh, I saw it in your purse.
402
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,015
That was three hours ago.
403
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:31,476
I got some moron to pay
me seven grand for it.
404
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:32,978
Snooze you lose!
405
00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:35,397
What, you sold it? But I need it!
406
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,567
Mabel thinks it may belong to the
killer... Who'd you sell it to?
407
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:41,987
One of those snake dorks upstairs.
408
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,072
Whatever happened to real men?
409
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:51,914
- Who? Who? Well!
- Mel.
410
00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:54,041
When you were putting
together The Producers,
411
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:57,252
which, you know, I-I never
did get a chance to see...
412
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,379
What? You never saw The Producers?
413
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,923
Well, I was busy at the time.
414
00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:04,676
It ran for six years!
Over 2,500 performances!
415
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,970
And you never got a chance to see it?
416
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,723
Yeah, well, the times never
worked out for me. Anyway,
417
00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:13,560
did you have any problems
working with Broderick?
418
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,396
You know, I-I'm working with
him on something now, and...
419
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:19,691
Oh, my God. You didn't
tell him, in any way,
420
00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:22,319
you were open to his ideas, did you?
421
00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:25,280
Well, I-I-I might have
told him he could...
422
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,866
Oh, Oliver. You're fucked.
423
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,808
Gregg wasn't here.
424
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,812
Gregg wasn't in the building
when Ben was murdered.
425
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:03,694
The police said Ben died at 12:06,
426
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:06,363
but that's because it was
the time on Ben's watch
427
00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:08,615
when he fell and it stopped.
428
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:12,452
Dickie said Ben always set
his watch 20 minutes early,
429
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:15,998
which means he died at 12:26!
430
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:18,250
Gregg was already gone!
431
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,794
He couldn't have pushed Ben!
432
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,259
Oh, ha, ha.
433
00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:35,184
The watch? I knew Ben was always late,
434
00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:36,351
but I never knew it was intentional.
435
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,687
I just thought he was a dick.
436
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:41,690
Yeah. Some pretty fancy
equipment you have there.
437
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:42,691
Right?
438
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:44,359
Cinda Canning's not
the only one with access
439
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,778
to top-notch equipment.
440
00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:49,364
When Ben Glenroy died,
441
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:52,701
Broadway was thrown into chaos.
442
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:56,872
We'll lift the curtain
on Ben's final act
443
00:24:56,872 --> 00:24:59,166
this season on Only Murde...
444
00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:02,211
Guess we're gonna have
to change the name.
445
00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:05,339
I am way ahead of you on that.
446
00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:06,924
The Bloody Mabel Podcast.
447
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,009
Huh? I think it's sexy.
448
00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:10,802
- Puts you front and center, which is nice...
- No!
449
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:12,679
I mean, it's a terrible
idea, but I just thought...
450
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:14,223
Probably a fan submission.
451
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:19,311
Oh! Uh, Tobert, Theo. Theo, Tobert.
452
00:25:19,311 --> 00:25:21,313
Hey, man. Nice to meet you.
453
00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:23,273
Oh, wow, you're the guy from...
454
00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:27,236
Wow, you're an interesting guy.
455
00:25:27,236 --> 00:25:28,779
Mabel's told me a lot about you.
456
00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:31,532
Well, I mean, from
listening to the podcast.
457
00:25:31,532 --> 00:25:34,910
I mean, I-I'm a fan, is what
I'm saying, so I picked up on...
458
00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:40,499
What's that?
459
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:45,212
He said he liked your poster.
Really captured my eyes.
460
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,175
What's up with the flyer?
461
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,140
Author?
462
00:25:58,058 --> 00:26:00,394
Oh, B. Glenroy. It's Ben Glenroy.
463
00:26:02,938 --> 00:26:05,315
What, the B is an R? What...
464
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,775
Yeah, R. Sometimes,
465
00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:08,986
a man's name actually starts with an R.
466
00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:11,488
Okay, so, it's an R.
467
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:12,990
For what, like Richard...
468
00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:15,993
D-Dickie. Dickie.
469
00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:19,538
"Story of our lives."
470
00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:20,581
What?
471
00:26:20,581 --> 00:26:24,001
Dickie said Ben always got the credit.
472
00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:27,838
And the fame. And the CoBro franchise.
473
00:26:27,838 --> 00:26:30,090
I didn't think anything
of it then, but...
474
00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:33,385
Okay, so, what, CoBro was
Dickie's creation, and...
475
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:37,556
Ben just stole it and
made millions off of it?
476
00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:40,559
All the while, Dickie's
doing everything for him?
477
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,769
Damn, that's cold.
478
00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:44,855
That's motive.
479
00:26:51,028 --> 00:26:52,738
And, just to be clear,
480
00:26:52,738 --> 00:26:56,700
our theory rests entirely
on this B being an R?
481
00:26:56,700 --> 00:27:00,495
We once accused Sting of murder
because he doesn't like dogs.
482
00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:03,957
This is actually pretty
solid evidence for us.
483
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:06,251
Let's do some digging.
484
00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:08,629
But, first things first, let's record.
485
00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:10,839
- Yes.
- And get you out.
486
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:11,965
Come on.
487
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,179
And...
488
00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:19,890
and turn,
489
00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:22,226
twist, ha... Wait a minute.
490
00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:26,188
Half turn, twist, "I pick you."
491
00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:29,850
Would a constable from Nova Scotia
492
00:27:29,851 --> 00:27:30,901
point like this, though?
493
00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:33,904
From my research, they were
trained to keep their hands low,
494
00:27:33,904 --> 00:27:35,447
by their firearms.
495
00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:38,575
So they would point like
this. Never like this.
496
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:39,910
But this.
497
00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:41,662
I don't know, this feels so false.
498
00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:43,497
- Go home!
- Excuse me?
499
00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:45,249
Go... home.
500
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:49,920
I've had enough of your inane
questions, Matthew Broderick.
501
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,257
Nobody cares what
denomination the Constable is
502
00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:55,133
or how he'd finger a mandolin.
503
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:57,427
The Constable is just the Constable.
504
00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:59,888
His parents didn't name him "Rocky"
505
00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:02,266
or "Lawrence" or "Bernardo."
506
00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,433
- You know why?
- Why?
507
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,727
Because he doesn't have any parents!
508
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:08,480
He's just six grams of ink on paper!
509
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,858
A few electrons in my hard disk!
510
00:28:10,858 --> 00:28:13,569
That's it! I could wake up tomorrow,
511
00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:15,904
and I could hit the
delete key, and poof!
512
00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:19,032
He'd be gone. Eradicated
from this musical.
513
00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:20,909
Exiled from our reality!
514
00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:23,203
Gone! Like a rat in a microwave!
515
00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:26,790
Wow. Oh, okay. Well, see you
tomorrow morning, 6:00 AM,
516
00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:28,584
Nova Scotia time!
517
00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:32,796
Oh!
518
00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:34,965
I'm not lurking. Uh, Lester
wanted to inspect the peepholes
519
00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:37,050
because, evidently, some of them
had been installed backwards,
520
00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:38,468
so I said, "Well, I'll
do it," and he said,
521
00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:40,053
"You know, the good time is 2:00 AM,"
522
00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:43,307
so I... I'm lying. I
just wanted to say...
523
00:28:43,682 --> 00:28:44,725
I'm sorry.
524
00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:46,226
Oh, apology accepted.
525
00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:47,477
Friendship mended. You're hired.
526
00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:49,813
No, no! I don't wanna do the
show. I just wanna hang out.
527
00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:52,065
Of course! We'll do that all the time.
528
00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:55,235
Eight shows a week. And
Broderick, you're fired.
529
00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:58,822
Wait a minute! Wait, this guy? I've
seen him get out-acted by a horse.
530
00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:00,073
Maybe he was.
531
00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:03,577
But I'm guessing that horse
enjoyed himself on set that day
532
00:29:03,577 --> 00:29:07,039
because he got to spend it
with Charles-Haden Savage,
533
00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:09,124
who was probably kind to him
534
00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:11,293
and fed him a fistful
of oats out of his palm.
535
00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:17,633
And I bet that horse didn't
realize how good he had it
536
00:29:17,633 --> 00:29:21,345
until he had another scene
partner on another set,
537
00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:24,556
who just rode him! And rode
him! And rode him! And rode him!
538
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:27,351
And rode him! And
rode him! And rode him!
539
00:29:27,351 --> 00:29:30,896
Until he couldn't take it anymore!
540
00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:34,608
And I bet that horse wishes he
could say sorry, but he can't.
541
00:29:34,608 --> 00:29:35,776
Not because he's a horse.
542
00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:38,111
Because he's a little
messed up emotionally,
543
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:41,907
so all he can do is hate
himself, a-a-and wish he were dead
544
00:29:41,907 --> 00:29:43,617
for hurting his best friend
545
00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:46,161
and that someone would
turn him into glue.
546
00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:48,497
Apology accepted.
547
00:29:48,497 --> 00:29:50,791
Okay! Okay, I'll do the play!
548
00:29:50,791 --> 00:29:53,168
By the way, that horse
won a Patsy for that scene.
549
00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:54,253
What's a Patsy?
550
00:29:54,253 --> 00:29:56,255
It's an Emmy for horses!
551
00:29:57,506 --> 00:29:58,549
You're still here?
552
00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:00,425
It's over.
553
00:30:01,093 --> 00:30:03,887
Go home.
554
00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:08,225
Go.
555
00:30:09,017 --> 00:30:11,812
You know, if you have any
adjustments, I'm very flexible.
556
00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:13,272
And I've always found
it's best to be hon...
557
00:30:15,941 --> 00:30:18,694
I bet you would have
made a much better Ferris.
558
00:30:18,694 --> 00:30:19,945
Do you mean that?
559
00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:21,154
Oh, I want to.
560
00:30:22,281 --> 00:30:23,740
But he's perfect.
561
00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:28,620
It's a bit more than just a mic, huh?
562
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:30,956
Uh, in terms of software, do you
remember what Oliver was using?
563
00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:33,725
You know what? Don't
even worry about it.
564
00:30:33,726 --> 00:30:34,835
Should be pretty straightforward.
565
00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:36,753
Uh, oh! Do you have a
new name for the podcast?
566
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,297
I can punch that in right now.
567
00:30:38,297 --> 00:30:39,965
You know what? Uh,
568
00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:43,510
I think I'm just gonna
record this on my phone, okay?
569
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,761
Oh, sure.
570
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,221
Thank you.
571
00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:49,099
You solved three murders that way,
as you're fond of reminding me.
572
00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:20,631
Uma! That sneaky devil nymph!
573
00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:23,050
Took that hanky right
out of Ben's dead hands.
574
00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:24,343
How did we miss that?
575
00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:27,054
Well, you and Mabel were in hysteria.
576
00:31:27,054 --> 00:31:28,639
I've never seen anything like it.
577
00:31:28,639 --> 00:31:30,599
But, me? How did I miss it?
578
00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:33,352
Mm. Have you talked to her?
579
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:35,896
Mabel? No.
580
00:31:37,189 --> 00:31:39,650
- I tried calling.
- Really?
581
00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:42,694
No! She'd hate that.
582
00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:45,697
But I did draft a text. Uh, ended up...
583
00:31:46,532 --> 00:31:48,742
deleting most of it, a-and then...
584
00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:50,953
I accidentally sent her a comma.
585
00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:52,454
Haven't heard back.
586
00:31:53,372 --> 00:31:55,707
I really messed up with her.
587
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:58,710
What the kids would call an epic fail.
588
00:31:59,878 --> 00:32:02,172
Why did you erase that mirror?
589
00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:07,761
I need to show you something.
590
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,603
I took this from Loretta's apartment.
591
00:32:24,778 --> 00:32:26,572
What do you think?
592
00:32:29,408 --> 00:32:32,911
- I don't think she did it.
- Oh, my God, that means she's a killer.
593
00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:35,330
- Why?
- Oh, please, Charles.
594
00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:38,917
It's not like your instincts on
these things are famously good.
595
00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:40,711
I'm not saying it's not weird.
596
00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:42,629
It's just not evidence of murder.
597
00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:45,257
Hey, if you're worried, why
don't you just talk to Loretta?
598
00:32:45,257 --> 00:32:47,050
I wish I'd just talked to Joy.
599
00:32:49,386 --> 00:32:51,013
- Hm...
- Hey...
600
00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,141
What if we took this
601
00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:57,436
and gave it to Mabel
as a peace offering?
602
00:32:57,436 --> 00:32:59,146
Win her back with a clue.
603
00:33:00,105 --> 00:33:03,358
Or we could just suck
it up and apologize.
604
00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:08,614
Clue first, and then
if that doesn't work,
605
00:33:08,614 --> 00:33:10,115
then we grovel.
606
00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:13,952
Hey.
607
00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:25,839
- I believe it was Erasmus of Rotterdam...
- Mabel, I am sorry for the way Charles
608
00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:28,717
- and, to some extent, I behaved. You know...
- ... who described apologies as...
609
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,139
- Are you the movers?
- Movers?
610
00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:37,142
- I'm not paying to un
-fuck your hernias.
611
00:33:39,645 --> 00:33:40,979
- What?
- Huh?
612
00:33:46,777 --> 00:33:49,404
On a fateful night, four weeks ago,
613
00:33:49,404 --> 00:33:53,200
Hollywood superstar
Ben Glenroy died. Twice.
614
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:56,828
I'll explain that and how
the mystery of his murder
615
00:33:56,828 --> 00:33:59,748
is even more complicated than
we've been led to believe.
616
00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:00,749
What?
617
00:34:00,749 --> 00:34:03,126
In a rush to keep the public calm,
618
00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:06,797
the police arrested Ben's
longtime stalker Gregg Rivera.
619
00:34:06,797 --> 00:34:09,174
But Gregg wasn't even in the building
620
00:34:09,174 --> 00:34:12,177
when Ben was pushed
down that elevator shaft.
621
00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:14,680
I believe whoever was in
the building that night
622
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,099
was also with Ben hours earlier,
623
00:34:17,099 --> 00:34:19,142
when they tried to poison him
624
00:34:19,142 --> 00:34:21,979
just moments before his Broadway debut.
625
00:34:23,146 --> 00:34:25,440
So, who did kill Ben Glenroy?
626
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,318
Maybe it was someone who had a reason.
627
00:34:28,819 --> 00:34:31,989
Money? Jealousy? Something to prove?
628
00:34:31,989 --> 00:34:34,449
Maybe all of the above.
629
00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:35,868
I'm Mabel Mora.
630
00:34:35,868 --> 00:34:38,453
Join me, flying solo this time,
631
00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,080
in the search for answers
632
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,458
on a new season of Only
Murders in the Building.
633
00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:46,920
#BloodyMabel.
634
00:34:48,172 --> 00:34:50,174
Yeah, I heard it.
635
00:34:50,883 --> 00:34:53,844
You were right. They're
a major pain in the ass.
636
00:34:59,057 --> 00:35:01,768
And it's time to
reopen the Glenroy case.
637
00:35:58,868 --> 00:36:03,868
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