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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:15,480 ♪ EVERYDAY IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪ 2 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:20,502 ♪ WHEN YOUR HEART IS GIVING ♪ 3 00:00:20,504 --> 00:00:26,975 ♪ SHARING LOVE BETWEEN US ♪ 4 00:00:27,044 --> 00:00:32,114 ♪ THAT'S THE KEY TO LIVING ♪ 5 00:00:32,182 --> 00:00:38,470 ♪ FOR IT'S THE THOUGHT AND NOT THE GIFT ♪ 6 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:43,742 ♪ THAT WILL NEVER FADE AWAY ♪ 7 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:48,013 ♪ AND IT'S CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY ♪ 8 00:01:01,444 --> 00:01:05,313 Boy: OK, I JUST MADE MRS. JOHNSON'S DELIVERY. CAN I GO NOW? 9 00:01:05,382 --> 00:01:06,715 Man: DID YOU-- 10 00:01:06,717 --> 00:01:08,333 YES, I MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE, AND I SWEPT THE FLOOR. 11 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:09,334 CAN I GO NOW? 12 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,403 YOU CAN JUST ABOUT RUN THIS PLACE WITHOUT ME, HUH? 13 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:16,141 HA. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, DAD. 14 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:18,877 THIS PLACE IS NOT MY IDEA OF HAVING A LIFE. 15 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,278 SMALL TOWN, SMALL LIVES. 16 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:22,947 MAYBE SOMEDAY, YOU'LL REALIZE IT'S NOT SO BAD. 17 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:24,032 ALL RIGHT, DAD, 18 00:01:24,101 --> 00:01:29,571 LET'S JUST SAY I THINK THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN THIS. 19 00:01:29,639 --> 00:01:32,307 WELL, MAYBE. 20 00:01:32,376 --> 00:01:36,311 LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO MAKE ONE LAST DELIVERY FOR ME. 21 00:01:36,380 --> 00:01:37,913 ANOTHER DELIVERY?! 22 00:01:37,981 --> 00:01:39,181 DAD, I ALREADY MADE A DELIVERY! 23 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:40,332 IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE! 24 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,535 I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE MAKING DELIVERIES ON CHRISTMAS. 25 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,138 I ALREADY TOLD MIKE I'D MEET HIM AT THE FIREHOUSE. 26 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:48,673 YOU'RE WORKING ON YOUR JUMP SHOT? 27 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,342 YEAH, I GUESS. 28 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:53,545 GOOD. PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE. 29 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,280 BUT THIS WON'T TAKE VERY LONG. 30 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:57,699 DO I HAVE TO? 31 00:01:57,768 --> 00:01:59,234 I SURE WOULD APPRECIATE IT. 32 00:02:00,571 --> 00:02:02,237 FINE! 33 00:02:02,306 --> 00:02:06,708 THE BAG'S ON THE COUNTER, AND MRS. PATRICK'S ADDRESS IS IN THE CASH REGISTER. 34 00:02:09,980 --> 00:02:11,045 [DING] 35 00:02:11,115 --> 00:02:14,399 WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT THE STORE ON COMPUTER, DAD? 36 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,068 WE'RE LIVING LIKE THE FLINTSTONES. 37 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:20,739 HOW MUCH DO I COLLECT? 38 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,407 UH, THERE'S NO CHARGE ON THIS ONE. 39 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,676 NO CHARGE? 40 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,546 THIS IS JUST CAT FOOD AND CANDY. 41 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,498 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO QUESTION THE CUSTOMER'S ORDERS. 42 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:31,566 YOU JUST DELIVER IT. 43 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:34,102 AND AFTERWARDS, HUSTLE ON OVER TO THE PAGEANT. 44 00:02:34,104 --> 00:02:35,503 YOUR MOM'S EXPECTING YOU TO TRY ON YOUR COSTUME. 45 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:38,640 I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE PAGEANT THIS YEAR, DAD. 46 00:02:38,642 --> 00:02:39,774 WHERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, BILLY? 47 00:02:39,776 --> 00:02:42,844 I FORGOT TO BUY IT ON THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK. 48 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:45,447 HA HA. THAT'S VERY FUNNY. 49 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,068 HENRY, HOLD ON. AM I GLAD YOU'RE STILL HERE. 50 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:54,072 YOU'RE JUST THE MAN I'M LOOKING FOR. LOOK AT THIS! LOOK! 51 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:56,141 50 NEW SIGNATURES ON THE PETITION. 52 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:58,944 OH, I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM TRY TO GET IN HERE NOW. 53 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:01,013 IT'S JUST A RUMOR, MR. CHARMERS. 54 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,147 YOU'RE JUST WORRYING ABOUT IT TOO MUCH. 55 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:05,500 OH, YEAH? YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED OVER THERE IN MELVILLE 56 00:03:05,502 --> 00:03:07,502 WHEN THEY LET THEM BUILD THAT VALUEMALL. 57 00:03:07,570 --> 00:03:09,437 WELL, HALF THE SMALL STORES HAD TO CLOSE. 58 00:03:09,506 --> 00:03:11,239 YOU'RE WORRYING WAY TOO MUCH. 59 00:03:11,241 --> 00:03:13,508 NOW GET ON OVER HERE AND HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE. 60 00:03:13,576 --> 00:03:17,980 WE'RE BREWING HAZELNUT, SANTA'S FAVORITE. 61 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:27,739 KEEP PRACTICING, SON. YOU'LL GET IT. 62 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,210 Man: HO HO HO! HO HO HO! 63 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:34,613 MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 64 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,681 I HATE CHRISTMAS. 65 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,307 Toy Santa: HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 66 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,175 AH, SHUT UP. 67 00:03:47,177 --> 00:03:51,313 HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 68 00:03:51,381 --> 00:03:52,781 HO HO HO! 69 00:03:58,138 --> 00:03:59,938 Boy: OVER HERE! 70 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:09,881 HI, DIANE. 71 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,700 HI. 72 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:16,571 WHOO! OH, YES! 73 00:04:16,573 --> 00:04:19,974 LISTEN, FELLAS. I GOT TO GO. GOOD GAME, YOU GUYS. 74 00:04:20,044 --> 00:04:22,110 HEY, BILLY, GET IN HERE. WE NEED YOU. IT'S 20-20. 75 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,244 WHAT DO YOU NEED HIM FOR? 76 00:04:23,313 --> 00:04:25,713 WE ALREADY GOT A COUPLE OF GIRLS TO BE CHEERLEADERS. 77 00:04:25,783 --> 00:04:28,000 AH, DON'T WORRY. I WON'T HOLD THAT AGAINST YOU. 78 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:31,069 HERE. 79 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:32,637 LOSERS OUT. 80 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:37,875 FOUL! 81 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,012 IT'S A CONTACT SPORT. 82 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,413 DEAL WITH IT. 83 00:04:47,838 --> 00:04:49,971 LET'S GO! 84 00:04:49,973 --> 00:04:50,772 COME ON! PUT IT UP! 85 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,107 GOOD PASS. 86 00:04:52,175 --> 00:04:53,575 BILLY, TO THE LEFT. GOOD JOB! SHOOT IT! 87 00:04:53,577 --> 00:04:56,577 HE DOESN'T NEED GUARDING. NO WAY HE MAKES THE SHOT. 88 00:04:56,647 --> 00:04:58,180 Diane: SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT! 89 00:04:58,248 --> 00:05:00,465 Boy: YOU CAN DO IT, BILLY. 90 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:01,799 Boy: SEE, HE DOESN'T HAVE A SHOT. 91 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:05,536 LITTLE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, AREN'T YOU? 92 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:07,806 DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME. 93 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:13,010 Boy: BILLY, GUARD HIM! GUARD HIM, BILLY! 94 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,279 ARGH! AND HE SCORES. 95 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:18,834 THAT'S 21 AND GAME. 96 00:05:18,836 --> 00:05:21,703 WELL, I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU. 97 00:05:21,772 --> 00:05:23,505 YOU ARE THE DENNIS RODMAN OF GREENWOOD FALLS. 98 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,839 WELL, I DO HAVE THE REBOUNDS. 99 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:29,244 NO. I JUST THINK YOU LOOK A LITTLE MORE NATURAL IN A DRESS. 100 00:05:29,312 --> 00:05:31,679 [BOYS LAUGH] 101 00:05:33,650 --> 00:05:34,733 JOEY! 102 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,401 COME ON. 103 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:40,539 [MOUTHS "SORRY"] 104 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:44,075 I HATE THAT GUY! 105 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,344 I HATE BASKETBALL! 106 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:48,146 I'M NEVER PLAYING THE STUPID GAME AGAIN. 107 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,348 HEY, YOU COULD HAVE MADE THAT SHOT EASY. 108 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,433 DON'T LET JOEY GET TO YOU. 109 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:52,167 YOU KNOW, I HATE THAT GUY. 110 00:05:52,235 --> 00:05:53,768 HE TOTALLY DOESN'T DESERVE DIANE. 111 00:05:53,837 --> 00:05:56,371 SHE'S GOING TO REALIZE WHAT A JERK HE IS SOON ENOUGH. 112 00:05:56,373 --> 00:05:57,439 OH, YEAH, RIGHT, 113 00:05:57,441 --> 00:06:00,441 AND THEN SHE'S GOING TO BEG ME TO BE HER BOYFRIEND. 114 00:06:00,511 --> 00:06:02,977 YEAH... IN A PERFECT WORLD. 115 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,135 TURN AROUND. 116 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,536 AH, THIS IS GREAT. 117 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,538 IT'S JUST... 118 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:16,007 HI, BILLY. 119 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:18,943 DON'T GO FAR. YOU'RE NEXT. HI, MIKE. 120 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:19,944 HI, MRS. JACKSON. 121 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:20,946 LOOK, MOM, I ALREADY TOLD DAD 122 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,614 I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE PAGEANT THIS YEAR. 123 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:24,365 WELL, IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT. 124 00:06:24,434 --> 00:06:27,302 YOU'RE THE NARRATOR. THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT. 125 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:28,303 JUST GET SOMEONE WHO CAN GIVE A-- 126 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,037 Boy: KEEP IT STEADY! DON'T SPILL IT! 127 00:06:29,106 --> 00:06:31,173 ISN'T JOEY STAGE MANAGER THIS YEAR? 128 00:06:31,241 --> 00:06:32,908 AS FAR AS I KNOW. GREAT. 129 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,509 UH, MOM, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 130 00:06:34,578 --> 00:06:37,412 I'M ALMOST READY FOR YOU. 131 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,610 COME ON. 132 00:06:57,701 --> 00:06:59,434 THIS IS TOO GREAT. 133 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:00,768 YOU'RE A GENIUS. 134 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:05,640 JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE ANOTHER BORING CHRISTMAS. 135 00:07:32,169 --> 00:07:34,369 BILLY! 136 00:07:35,572 --> 00:07:37,505 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP? 137 00:07:37,507 --> 00:07:38,706 IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT. 138 00:07:38,775 --> 00:07:41,776 I THINK I HEARD SANTA. 139 00:07:41,844 --> 00:07:42,927 THAT'S JUST MR. KELLY ACROSS THE STREET. 140 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:45,446 HE DRINKS A LITTLE TOO MUCH, DRESSES UP LIKE SANTA 141 00:07:45,515 --> 00:07:49,066 AND LETS HIS HORSE PULL HIM AROUND TOWN FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 142 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,535 ARE YOU SURE? 143 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,137 LOOK OUT THE WINDOW. 144 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:55,140 Man, drunkenly: ♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ♪ 145 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,608 ♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪ 146 00:07:57,678 --> 00:08:01,012 ♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE ♪ 147 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:04,281 ♪ IN A ONE-HORSE-- HA HA-- OPEN SLEIGH ♪ 148 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:07,435 CAN I SLEEP WITH YOU? 149 00:08:07,437 --> 00:08:09,971 OH, SARAH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER THIS. 150 00:08:10,039 --> 00:08:13,041 THERE'S SOMETHING UNDER MY BED. I HEARD IT. 151 00:08:13,043 --> 00:08:15,577 THIS IS THE LAST NIGHT. I PINKIE-SWEAR IT. 152 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:17,445 THERE'S NOTHING UNDER YOUR... 153 00:08:17,447 --> 00:08:20,148 OK, FINE. ONE MORE NIGHT. 154 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,403 DO YOU THINK SANTA WILL COME? 155 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,606 OH. HE COMES EVERY YEAR, SARAH. 156 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,273 HE'LL COME THIS YEAR. 157 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:30,842 NOW GO TO SLEEP SO HE CAN GET HERE. 158 00:08:38,969 --> 00:08:46,241 Radio Announcer: IT'S 7 A.M. ON YOUR NUMBER ONE MUSIC STATION IN GREENWOOD FALLS. 159 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:01,940 Sarah: SANTA CAME! SANTA CAME! 160 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,679 Mom: LET'S SEE WHAT HE BROUGHT YOU! 161 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:08,880 Sarah: CAN I OPEN THIS ONE? 162 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,214 Mom: WHAT IS IT? 163 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,900 SANTA BROUGHT THIS ONE FOR ME. 164 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,737 I WANNA OPEN IT! 165 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,841 PLEASE, MOM? 166 00:09:19,909 --> 00:09:21,176 HEY, BILLY, HURRY UP! 167 00:09:21,178 --> 00:09:24,379 ME FIRST! ME FIRST! 168 00:09:24,447 --> 00:09:26,247 AH! 169 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:31,536 Both: LOOK WHAT SANTA BROUGHT! 170 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,873 WOW. 171 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,747 GEE, I WONDER WHAT THIS IS. 172 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,432 Dad: HA HA! 173 00:09:44,434 --> 00:09:46,635 HEY, BILLY, I THINK I HEARD SANTA 174 00:09:46,703 --> 00:09:48,903 OUT ON THE FRONT LAWN LAST NIGHT. 175 00:09:48,972 --> 00:09:50,371 LET'S GO TAKE A LOOK. 176 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:58,446 WELL...LOOK AT THIS. 177 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:07,805 NOW WE CAN PRACTICE YOUR JUMP SHOT. 178 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,340 THANKS, DAD. THAT'S GREAT. 179 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:12,410 MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR. CHARMERS. 180 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,347 WHAT'S MERRY ABOUT IT? I HATE CHRISTMAS. 181 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,547 MOLLY MADE YOU SOME CHRISTMAS COOKIES. 182 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,299 I'LL HAVE SARAH BRING 'EM OVER TO YOU. 183 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,633 YEAH? FINE. 184 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,703 JUST DON'T FORGET TO REMIND THAT BROTHER OF YOURS 185 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:25,907 THAT WE'RE NOT LETTING HIM BACK INTO THIS TOWN JUST TO DESTROY US. 186 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:33,881 THAT MUST BE ROUGH, BEING SO LONELY. 187 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,469 [CAR HORN HONKS] 188 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,053 AREN'T THEY A LITTLE EARLY? 189 00:10:57,507 --> 00:10:59,440 AMAZING. NOT A SCRATCH. 190 00:10:59,509 --> 00:11:01,309 50 GRAND BEFORE TAX AND LICENSE 191 00:11:01,378 --> 00:11:03,712 AND WORTH EVERY PENNY. 192 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,267 I'LL HAVE IT FIXED BY 5:00. 193 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,869 ON CHRISTMAS DAY? 194 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,136 EVERYBODY HAS THEIR PRICE, BILLY. 195 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,471 REMEMBER THAT, 196 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:17,141 YOU'LL BE DRIVING ONE OF THESE BABIES BY THE TIME YOU'RE 30. 197 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,080 COME ON, JACE. OUT OF THE CAR. WE'RE HERE. 198 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,014 Aunt: MERRY CHRISTMAS, DARLING. 199 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,201 MERRY CHRISTMAS. HEY, JACEY. 200 00:11:26,203 --> 00:11:28,069 MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOLLY. 201 00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:31,005 THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD, IF NOT A GREAT, IDEA. 202 00:11:31,073 --> 00:11:32,207 THIS IS WAY COOL. 203 00:11:32,209 --> 00:11:35,476 I MEAN, WHO'D WANT TO BE IN HULALAND ON TINSEL DAY 204 00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:38,613 WHEN WE COULD BE... HERE INSTEAD? 205 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,348 LOOSELY TRANSLATED... 206 00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:42,433 WELL, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO HAWAII, 207 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,436 LIKE WE'D PLANNED ALL YEAR, 208 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,771 BUT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER. 209 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:49,374 [PAGER BEEPS] 210 00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:51,776 THAT'S ME. OK. 211 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,978 YOU WANT TO COME IN AND SEE MY NEW TOYS? 212 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,980 YOU STILL GET TOYS? 213 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,865 I GOT A SPREE IN HEAVEN. 214 00:11:59,335 --> 00:12:00,734 GIFT CERTIFICATE AT THE MALL. 215 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:04,205 AH. WELL, COME ON IN. IT'S COLD. 216 00:12:04,274 --> 00:12:06,541 COME ON, SWEETIE. 217 00:12:06,609 --> 00:12:08,943 OH, MOLLY, WE SHOULDN'T HAVE COME. 218 00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:11,011 YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF REPAIRS. 219 00:12:11,081 --> 00:12:12,747 WE ARE? 220 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,966 MY MISTAKE. 221 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,701 DAVE... 222 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,169 I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU CALLED, 223 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,437 BECAUSE THIS IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE-- 224 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,239 TOGETHER FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 225 00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,506 I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. 226 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,241 NOW, THIS IS A LOVELY TREE. 227 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,309 ISN'T IT PRETTY? 228 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,845 Dave: I LOVE THAT. 229 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,514 MOLLY PAINTED THAT YEARS AGO. 230 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,065 IT'S VERY NICE. 231 00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:32,000 Molly: THANK YOU. 232 00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:33,000 Jacey: MEGA PICASSO. 233 00:12:33,069 --> 00:12:34,803 TOTALLY TECHNICOLOR. 234 00:12:34,871 --> 00:12:36,804 SHE LIKES IT, TOO. 235 00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:39,006 WELL, 2 CHILDREN LATER, I DON'T PAINT MUCH. 236 00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:41,475 AH. TELL ME ABOUT IT. 237 00:12:41,545 --> 00:12:43,611 HOW MUCH YOU WANT FOR IT? 238 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,880 HA HA. IT'S NOT FOR SALE. 239 00:12:45,949 --> 00:12:50,034 ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVE YOU $1,000 RIGHT NOW. 240 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,037 IT'S NOT FOR SALE EVER. 241 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,105 OK. 242 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,608 1,500. 243 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,313 YOU NEED 3 THINGS TO PLAY BASKETBALL. 244 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,398 PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE. 245 00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:06,667 RIGHT. OK. NOW, TAKE A SHOT. 246 00:13:08,672 --> 00:13:10,405 IT'S, UH... 247 00:13:10,407 --> 00:13:11,472 IT'S A GOOD EFFORT. 248 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,473 OK, LOOK, TUCK YOUR-- 249 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,608 MY ELBOW'S NOT THE PROBLEM. 250 00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:14,608 WELL, THEN, WE'LL FIND THE PROBLEM. 251 00:13:14,678 --> 00:13:16,611 NOT NOW. 252 00:13:18,347 --> 00:13:19,747 HEY-- COME ON, BILLY. 253 00:13:19,815 --> 00:13:24,035 ♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪ 254 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:27,172 ♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪ 255 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,239 ♪ HEY ♪ 256 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,909 ♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪ 257 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:40,535 ♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪ 258 00:13:40,603 --> 00:13:41,669 [ALL LAUGH] 259 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:42,403 WHAT NEXT? 260 00:13:42,472 --> 00:13:43,204 HOW ABOUT SILENT NIGHT? 261 00:13:43,273 --> 00:13:45,339 Billy: WAIT. THERE'S A BULLETS GAME ON. 262 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:46,074 Dave: WHAT TIME? 263 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,275 HEY, HEY. IT'S CHRISTMAS. 264 00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:49,944 YOUR UNCLE DAVE AND I HAVE BEEN SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS 265 00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:51,478 EVER SINCE WE WERE... 266 00:13:51,548 --> 00:13:54,148 Billy: ♪ 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY ♪ 267 00:13:54,217 --> 00:13:55,099 HEY, EASY. 268 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,568 EGGNOG. COOKIES? 269 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,635 GOOD! OH! 270 00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:58,770 Billy: I'M OUT OF HERE. 271 00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:01,906 HEY, BILLY! WHAT'S THE POINT SPREAD? 272 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,244 TV Announcer: AND IT'S CHRISTMAS AT THE ARENA. 273 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:10,048 HOPEFULLY, SANTA WILL BRING THE BULLETS THEIR CHRISTMAS WISH 274 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,599 AND LET THEM WIN THIS GAME. 275 00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,334 OH, NOT ANOTHER BITE. 276 00:14:13,402 --> 00:14:14,736 MOLLY, THIS WAS THE BEST MEAL I EVER HAD. 277 00:14:14,804 --> 00:14:16,003 WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? 278 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,272 TURKEY, MASHED POTATOES, AND PEAS. 279 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,276 PEAS. PEAS MUST BE THE SECRET INGREDIENT. 280 00:14:21,344 --> 00:14:22,677 I DON'T COOK MUCH. 281 00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:24,278 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH WORKING MOTHERS. 282 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,747 YOU DON'T WORK. YOU WORK OUT. 283 00:14:26,816 --> 00:14:28,232 THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING. 284 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,369 LIKE MAINTAINING A SIZE 6 IS NOT WORK. 285 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:36,106 I DON'T CONSUME ANYTHING THAT CAN SMILE. 286 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,975 SHE'S A VEGETARIAN. 287 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,044 I'LL JUST HAVE THE FRUIT PLATE. 288 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:44,666 AND TELL THE COOK NO MANGO, PLEASE. IT MAKES ME HURL. 289 00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:46,400 JACEY. 290 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,603 KIDS. 291 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,605 Molly: WELL, LET'S NOT LOSE SIGHT OF THE TIME. 292 00:14:50,673 --> 00:14:52,206 WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT. 293 00:14:52,274 --> 00:14:52,873 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 294 00:14:52,942 --> 00:14:55,276 ALL RIGHT, BEFORE WE GO, 295 00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:56,544 I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 296 00:14:58,748 --> 00:15:00,982 I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU, BIG BROTHER. 297 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,969 HOLY SMOKES, ANOTHER ONE? YOU'RE GOING TO SPOIL ME. 298 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:08,172 I AM ABOUT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE. 299 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,309 I HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A VALUEMALL 300 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:12,844 RIGHT HERE TO GREENWOOD FALLS. 301 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,712 HEAR, HEAR! HA HA! 302 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,448 WHAT? I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A RUMOR? 303 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:18,666 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. HERE'S THE BEST PART. 304 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:22,737 I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE YOU MANAGER OF THE WHOLE STORE. 305 00:15:22,805 --> 00:15:24,271 YOU'LL TRIPLE YOUR SALARY IN NO TIME, 306 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,673 AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO MOVE OUT OF HERE. 307 00:15:25,742 --> 00:15:26,874 WELL, THANKS, BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED. 308 00:15:26,943 --> 00:15:29,744 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. IT'S THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME. 309 00:15:29,812 --> 00:15:32,814 IF YOU BRING A VALUEMALL HERE, 310 00:15:32,816 --> 00:15:36,434 ALL THE SMALL BUSINESSES WOULD GO UNDER. 311 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,968 IT WOULD CHANGE THE WHOLE TOWN. 312 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,771 CHANGE IS GROWTH. GROWTH IS MONEY. 313 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,039 WITHOUT CHANGE, YOU NEVER MAKE PROGRESS. 314 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,375 THAT'S SOMETHING YOU NEVER UNDERSTOOD. 315 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,177 I LIKE MY STORE THE WAY IT IS, 316 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,179 THE WAY IT WAS WHEN DAD LEFT IT. 317 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:49,580 I LIKE KNOWING MY CUSTOMERS, 318 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:50,247 TOUCHING THEIR LIVES. 319 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,000 THAT'S SENTIMENTAL HOGWASH. 320 00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:54,068 THAT'S WHY YOU GUYS ARE STUCK IN MAYBERRY 321 00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:55,737 AND WE LIVE IN WASHINGTON, D.C. 322 00:15:55,805 --> 00:15:58,539 WE LIKE IT HERE. THIS IS OUR HOME. 323 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,010 SERIOUSLY? YEAH, SERIOUSLY. 324 00:16:02,078 --> 00:16:04,144 AND IT'S LOVELY, BUT... 325 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,481 OUR LIVES HERE ARE NICE. WE LIKE IT HERE. 326 00:16:06,483 --> 00:16:09,167 I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU COME IN HERE AND DESTROY-- 327 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,036 SMELLS LIKE HALLOWEEN. DID YOU-- [SNIFFS] 328 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,571 NO. IT SMELLS LIKE HALLOWEEN ON FIRE. 329 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,840 [GASPS] MY PIES! 330 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,108 OH! OH, MY PIES! 331 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,710 [COUGHING] 332 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,379 OH! 333 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,366 ♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪ 334 00:16:25,368 --> 00:16:27,835 ♪ HOLY NIGHT ♪ 335 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,171 ♪ ALL IS CALM ♪ 336 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,508 ♪ ALL IS BRIGHT ♪ 337 00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:39,446 ♪ 'ROUND YON VIRGIN MOTHER AND CHILD ♪ 338 00:16:39,516 --> 00:16:43,267 ♪ HOLY INFANT, SO TENDER AND MILD ♪ 339 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,136 BOY, I DO LOVE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 340 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,739 ♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE ♪ 341 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,540 HI, MR. CHARMERS. 342 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:51,742 Dave: SOME NEIGHBORHOOD. 343 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,745 HE WAS A MISERABLE OLD GUY EVEN WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 344 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:58,232 ♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE ♪ 345 00:17:07,977 --> 00:17:10,310 OH! 346 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:11,179 MAKE A BASKET, BILLY. 347 00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:13,915 YEAH, BILLY, MAKE A BASKET. 348 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,335 IF HE CAN. 349 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:20,471 WATCH YOUR ELBOW, SON. 350 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,607 SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT! 351 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,012 THAT'S OK, SON. 352 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,281 Dave: NICE TRY, BUDDY. 353 00:17:35,371 --> 00:17:36,503 DID YOU MAKE A GUESS, SON? 354 00:17:36,573 --> 00:17:39,039 YES. 2,459. 355 00:17:39,108 --> 00:17:41,175 I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT, SWEETHEART. 356 00:17:41,244 --> 00:17:42,576 WE COULD USE THE MONEY. 357 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,445 THEY'RE ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER! 358 00:17:44,447 --> 00:17:46,180 COME ON, HURRY! 359 00:17:46,182 --> 00:17:48,866 Woman: I KNOW I CAN WIN IT. 360 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:52,002 Second woman: OH, I'M SO EXCITED. 361 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,073 QUIET, QUIET. QUIET. 362 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,942 OK, HERE WE GO, EVERYBODY. 363 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,344 THE WINNER OF THE JELLYBEAN CONTEST, 364 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:07,334 WITH A GUESS OF 2,456, IS JOEY MANCUSO. 365 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,107 CONGRATULATIONS, JOEY. 366 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:22,133 Chorus: ♪ JOY TO THE WORLD, THE LORD IS COME ♪ 367 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:25,937 ♪ LET EARTH RECEIVE HER KING ♪ 368 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,939 AND THE ANGELS FOLLOWED THE STAR TO FIND THE BABY JESUS. 369 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,942 ♪...PREPARE HIM ROOM ♪ 370 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,343 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BEING SO STUBBORN. 371 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:33,010 JUST TAKE THE JOB. 372 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,412 I'M NOT INTERESTED. 373 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,814 ♪ AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ♪ 374 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:41,235 ♪ AND HEAVEN AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ♪ 375 00:18:41,303 --> 00:18:44,438 ♪ JOY TO THE WORLD, THE SAVIOR REIGNS ♪ 376 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:48,508 I REMEMBER THIS. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT IN YEARS. 377 00:18:48,578 --> 00:18:50,911 WE WERE IN THIS WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 378 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:52,713 NOW MY KIDS ARE IN IT. 379 00:18:52,781 --> 00:18:53,514 THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT: 380 00:18:53,582 --> 00:18:56,667 FAMILY, GROWING UP IN A COMMUNITY. 381 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:57,668 ♪ REPEAT THE SOUNDING JOY ♪ 382 00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,404 ♪ REPEAT, REPEAT THE SOUNDING JOY ♪ 383 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,940 WE'RE VERY PROUD. 384 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,881 Billy: AND THE BABY JESUS WAS BORN IN THE MANGER, 385 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,633 AND MARY AND JOSEPH WATCHED OVER THE BABY 386 00:19:12,635 --> 00:19:15,236 AS THE ANIMALS SLEPT AND THE ANGELS SANG. 387 00:19:15,304 --> 00:19:16,837 [BLOWS PITCH PIPE] 388 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:20,107 ♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪ 389 00:19:20,109 --> 00:19:23,911 ♪ HOLY NIGHT ♪ 390 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:27,381 ♪ ALL IS CALM ♪ 391 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:30,334 ♪ ALL IS BRIGHT ♪ 392 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,536 ♪ 'ROUND YON VIRGIN... ♪ 393 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,538 AND A LIGHT SNOW BEGAN TO FALL ON THE FIRST CHRISTMAS. 394 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:37,274 ♪...MOTHER AND CHILD ♪ 395 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:42,680 ♪ HOLY INFANT SO TENDER AND-- ♪ 396 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,833 [SCREAMING AND YELLING] 397 00:19:48,571 --> 00:19:49,637 MY NEW DRESS! 398 00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:50,904 YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE! 399 00:19:50,974 --> 00:19:52,306 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 400 00:19:52,308 --> 00:19:53,441 THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT FOURTH OF JULY 401 00:19:53,509 --> 00:19:54,241 WHEN YOU SOAKED ME WITH A FIRE HOSE! 402 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:54,909 WE WERE 7! 403 00:19:54,977 --> 00:19:57,244 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 404 00:19:57,246 --> 00:19:58,646 THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO PRESERVE? 405 00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:00,181 THIS IS THE TOWN YOU'RE SO PROUD OF? 406 00:20:00,183 --> 00:20:01,932 THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T WANT A VALUEMALL HERE? 407 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,335 IT SURE IS. IT SURE IS. 408 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,803 AND I CAN TELL YOU, 409 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:09,940 YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK TO THIS TOWN AND DESTROY IT WITH YOUR LOUSY STORE. 410 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,074 WE'VE GOT A PETITION. 411 00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:12,676 DAVE... 412 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,479 YOU SIGNED THIS. 413 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,081 WHAT CHOICE DID I HAVE? 414 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:20,968 CAROLINE, GET JACEY. 415 00:20:21,037 --> 00:20:23,904 WE'RE OUT OF HERE! 416 00:20:32,114 --> 00:20:33,380 UHH! 417 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,735 Molly: SARAH! SARAH! 418 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,803 Sarah: MOMMY! 419 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:45,743 OH, IT'S OK. IT'S OK. IT'S OK. 420 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:58,572 THERE'S SOMETHING UNDER MY BED. 421 00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,840 GO AWAY, SARAH. 422 00:20:59,909 --> 00:21:04,245 THIS IS THE LAST NIGHT. I PINKIE-SWEAR IT. 423 00:21:04,313 --> 00:21:06,646 GEE, THANKS. 424 00:21:06,716 --> 00:21:08,666 WHAT'S WRONG, BILLY? 425 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,202 I HATE CHRISTMAS. 426 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,671 HOPE WE NEVER HAVE ANOTHER ONE. 427 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,873 SHH. SANTA MIGHT HEAR YOU, 428 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,141 AND THEN HE MIGHT NOT COME AGAIN NEXT YEAR. 429 00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:20,477 YEAH? WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, SARAH. 430 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,613 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS, OK? 431 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:23,414 IT'S JUST SOME STUPID LIE PARENTS MAKE UP 432 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:24,481 TO KEEP YOU ACTING GOOD ALL YEAR. 433 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:28,035 YOU'RE WRONG. I ASKED FOR A DOLL, AND I GOT ONE. 434 00:21:28,104 --> 00:21:29,169 DOLLS ARE FOR BABIES! 435 00:21:29,238 --> 00:21:31,172 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GROW UP AND GET A LIFE? 436 00:21:31,174 --> 00:21:32,172 I ASKED SANTA CLAUS FOR A JUMP SHOT. 437 00:21:32,241 --> 00:21:33,240 I DIDN'T GET ONE. WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? 438 00:21:33,309 --> 00:21:37,044 SANTA DOESN'T GIVE JUMP SHOTS. YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE. 439 00:21:37,112 --> 00:21:38,311 BE LOGICAL, SARAH. 440 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:39,046 YOU REALLY THINK THAT ONE GUY 441 00:21:39,114 --> 00:21:40,181 CAN GO TO MILLIONS OF HOUSES 442 00:21:40,249 --> 00:21:44,401 AND DELIVER THOUSANDS OF PRESENTS IN ONE SINGLE NIGHT? 443 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,003 COME ON. EVEN YOU'RE NOT THAT STUPID. 444 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,137 YOU'RE LYING! 445 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:50,875 SANTA'S REAL, AND CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR. 446 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:53,610 YEAH? WELL, THINK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED ON THIS CHRISTMAS. 447 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,011 UNCLE DAVID CAME, 448 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,681 AND HE DECIDED TO BRING A VALUEMALL TO GREENWOOD FALLS. 449 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,233 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 450 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:00,901 THAT MEANS THAT DAD'S GOING TO LOSE THE STORE 451 00:22:00,970 --> 00:22:01,968 AND WE'LL HAVE TO MOVE OUT 452 00:22:02,038 --> 00:22:03,370 AND NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! 453 00:22:03,372 --> 00:22:04,705 AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT, 454 00:22:04,707 --> 00:22:07,841 I GOT TO CLEAN OUT THE GARAGE FOR THE REST OF CHRISTMAS VACATION! 455 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,177 NONE OF THAT'S EVER GOING TO HAPPEN! 456 00:22:10,179 --> 00:22:11,846 IF YOU LOVE CHRISTMAS SO MUCH, 457 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:14,247 YOU BETTER WISH IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY 458 00:22:14,317 --> 00:22:16,933 BECAUSE AFTER TOMORROW, EVERYTHING CHANGES. 459 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:17,868 OUR LIVES ARE RUINED. 460 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,471 FINE. I WISH IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY. 461 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:23,674 YEAH. GOOD LUCK. 462 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:26,010 I WISH IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY. 463 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,478 JUST GO TO SLEEP, SARAH. 464 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:30,414 SAY YOU WISH IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY. 465 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:31,832 NO. IT'S STUPID. 466 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:34,768 SAY YOU WISH IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY! 467 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,171 FINE! THEN WILL YOU GO TO SLEEP? 468 00:22:37,239 --> 00:22:38,772 YES. 469 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,842 FINE! I WISH IT WERE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY. 470 00:22:55,474 --> 00:23:01,812 Radio Announcer: IT'S 7 A.M. ON YOUR NUMBER ONE MUSIC STATION IN GREENWOOD FALLS. 471 00:23:12,441 --> 00:23:14,441 Sarah: SANTA CAME! SANTA CAME! 472 00:23:14,443 --> 00:23:16,977 Molly: OF COURSE HE DID. 473 00:23:17,045 --> 00:23:17,578 LET'S SEE WHAT HE BROUGHT YOU. 474 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:18,712 CAN I OPEN THIS ONE? 475 00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:22,533 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LET'S WAIT UNTIL BILLY GETS DOWN. 476 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,135 HEY, BILLY, HURRY UP. 477 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:26,537 ME FIRST! ME FIRST! 478 00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:28,538 I'M SORRY WE STARTED WITHOUT YOU, 479 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:32,143 BUT SARAH WAS SO EXCITED. 480 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:37,214 Both: LOOK WHAT SANTA BROUGHT! 481 00:23:40,435 --> 00:23:42,169 OK, WHAT'S GOING ON? 482 00:23:42,238 --> 00:23:43,303 HEY, BILLY... 483 00:23:43,372 --> 00:23:47,041 I THINK I HEARD SANTA OUT ON THE FRONT LAWN LAST NIGHT. 484 00:23:47,043 --> 00:23:48,642 LET'S GO TAKE A LOOK. 485 00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:50,978 OH, MY GOODNESS. 486 00:23:56,869 --> 00:24:00,004 COME ON. OVER HERE. 487 00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:02,873 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 488 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:10,347 NOW WE CAN PRACTICE YOUR JUMP SHOT. 489 00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:12,499 OK, DAD, IF THIS IS ABOUT LAST NIGHT, 490 00:24:12,568 --> 00:24:14,434 SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT, I'M REALLY SORRY. 491 00:24:14,503 --> 00:24:16,036 I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN THE PAGEANT. 492 00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:17,837 I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN. I'M SORRY, DAD. 493 00:24:17,907 --> 00:24:19,139 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 494 00:24:21,310 --> 00:24:22,642 MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR. CHARMERS. 495 00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:26,646 WHAT'S MERRY ABOUT IT? I HATE CHRISTMAS. 496 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:28,114 MOLLY BAKED YOU SOME CHRISTMAS COOKIES. 497 00:24:28,184 --> 00:24:29,333 I'LL HAVE SARAH BRING THEM OVER TO YOU. 498 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:30,467 YEAH? FINE. 499 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,336 JUST DON'T FORGET TO REMIND THAT BROTHER OF YOURS 500 00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:36,473 THAT WE'RE NOT LETTING HIM BACK INTO OUR TOWN JUST TO DESTROY US! 501 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,009 WHAT'S HAPPENING, DAD? 502 00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:41,478 WHY DID HE JUST SAY THAT AGAIN? 503 00:24:41,547 --> 00:24:44,214 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 504 00:24:45,701 --> 00:24:47,034 WHAT'S GOING ON? 505 00:24:47,102 --> 00:24:50,037 AM I ON AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS OR SOMETHING? 506 00:24:50,105 --> 00:24:51,238 OR CANDID CAMERA? 507 00:24:51,307 --> 00:24:52,906 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 508 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:57,378 OK. ALL RIGHT. 509 00:24:57,446 --> 00:25:00,647 I GET YOU. HA HA! 510 00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:03,534 WHERE'S THE CAMERA? 511 00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:04,869 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 512 00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:08,272 [CAR HORN HONKS] 513 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:09,673 THEY'RE BACK. 514 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,808 ALL RIGHT, NOW, DON'T LET HIM BULLY YOU AGAIN. 515 00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:13,877 STAND YOUR GROUND THIS TIME. 516 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:16,313 WHAT? 517 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,268 AMAZING. NOT A SCRATCH. 518 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:42,639 50 GRAND BEFORE TAX AND LICENSE AND WORTH EVERY PENNY. 519 00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:48,678 I'LL HAVE IT FIXED BY 5:00. 520 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:51,281 YOU DID THAT YESTERDAY! 521 00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:52,166 BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 522 00:25:52,234 --> 00:25:53,900 UNCLE DAVE HASN'T BEEN HERE FOR MONTHS. 523 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,602 YOU KNOW THAT. 524 00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:01,641 COME ON, JACE, GET OUT OF THE CAR. WE'RE HERE. 525 00:26:01,711 --> 00:26:02,576 MERRY CHRISTMAS, DARLING. 526 00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,979 MERRY CHRISTMAS. HEY, JACEY. 527 00:26:05,047 --> 00:26:09,132 THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD, IF NOT A GREAT, IDEA. 528 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:11,602 WELL, UM, COME ON IN. IT'S COLD. 529 00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:13,203 OH, YEAH. COME ON, SWEETIE. 530 00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:20,610 BILLY! SARAH! 531 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,279 WELL, THEY'RE JUST SO EXCITED. 532 00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:25,432 FAMILY MEANS EVERYTHING TO THEM. 533 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:26,834 OK, NOW, TELL ME THE TRUTH, SARAH. 534 00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:28,302 IS THIS SOME KIND OF ELABORATE PUNISHMENT ABOUT LAST NIGHT? 535 00:26:28,304 --> 00:26:29,369 BECAUSE IT'S REALLY FREAKING ME OUT. 536 00:26:29,438 --> 00:26:31,772 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? 537 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,709 DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WISHED IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY? 538 00:26:35,778 --> 00:26:37,378 NO. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BILLY? 539 00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:41,048 IT WORKED, SARAH! IT'S CHRISTMAS AGAIN. 540 00:26:41,116 --> 00:26:42,733 YOU BETTER STOP TRYING TO SCARE ME, 541 00:26:42,801 --> 00:26:44,635 OR I'M GOING TO TELL MOM AND DAD. 542 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:48,004 ♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ♪ 543 00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:49,873 ♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪ 544 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,809 ♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE ♪ 545 00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:56,346 ♪ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪ 546 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:57,347 HA HA! 547 00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:58,148 WHAT NEXT? 548 00:26:58,217 --> 00:26:59,499 HOW ABOUT SILENT NIGHT? 549 00:26:59,568 --> 00:27:01,501 Billy: THERE'S A BULLETS GAME ON. I'M GOING TO WATCH IT. 550 00:27:01,570 --> 00:27:02,369 NO, I DON'T KNOW THE POINT SPREAD! 551 00:27:02,437 --> 00:27:06,039 NO, I DON'T WANT EGGNOG! I GIVE UP! 552 00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:13,180 OH, MAN. 553 00:27:13,248 --> 00:27:16,667 Announcer: HOPEFULLY, SANTA WILL BRING THE BULLETS THEIR CHRISTMAS WISH 554 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,469 AND LET THEM WIN THIS GAME. 555 00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:20,404 NO! 556 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,872 [THROWS DOWN REMOTE] 557 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:22,872 OH, NOT ANOTHER BITE. 558 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:25,075 MOLLY, THIS WAS THE BEST MEAL I'VE EVER HAD. 559 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,410 WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? 560 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:28,278 TURKEY, MASHED POTATOES, AND PEAS. 561 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,613 PEAS! PEAS MUST BE THE SECRET INGREDIENT. 562 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:33,834 I DON'T COOK MUCH. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH WORKING MOTHERS. 563 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,035 OK. WHY IS EVERYONE DOING THIS AGAIN? 564 00:27:35,104 --> 00:27:37,504 I KNOW WHAT EACH OF YOU IS GOING TO SAY BEFORE YOU SAY IT! 565 00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:38,839 IT'S LIKE I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS! 566 00:27:38,841 --> 00:27:44,912 THAT'S PART OF BEING A FAMILY, KNOWING EACH OTHER THAT WELL. 567 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:46,580 LET'S KEEP AN EYE ON THE TIME, OK? 568 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:47,981 WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR THE PAGEANT. 569 00:27:48,050 --> 00:27:49,199 THAT'S RIGHT. 570 00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:50,934 BEFORE WE GO... 571 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:54,605 I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU, BIG BROTHER. 572 00:27:54,607 --> 00:27:55,672 HOLY SMOKES! ANOTHER ONE? 573 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,808 HE'S BRINGING A VALUEMALL TO GREENWOOD FALLS. 574 00:27:57,876 --> 00:27:59,743 HE TOLD YOU THAT YESTERDAY, DAD. 575 00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:02,345 HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 576 00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:06,099 BILLY! 577 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,968 Dave: WITHOUT CHANGE, YOU NEVER MAKE PROGRESS. 578 00:28:07,970 --> 00:28:09,769 THAT'S SOMETHING YOU NEVER UNDERSTOOD. 579 00:28:09,839 --> 00:28:11,438 Henry: I LIKE MY STORE THE WAY IT IS, 580 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,107 THE WAY IT WAS WHEN DAD LEFT IT. 581 00:28:13,175 --> 00:28:16,043 I LIKE KNOWING MY CUSTOMERS, TOUCHING THEIR LIVES. 582 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,778 Dave: THAT'S SENTIMENTAL HOGWASH. 583 00:28:17,846 --> 00:28:19,512 THAT'S WHY YOU GUYS ARE STUCK IN MAYBERRY, 584 00:28:19,582 --> 00:28:22,132 AND WE LIVE IN WASHINGTON, D.C. 585 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,467 Molly: [GASPS] MY PIES! 586 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,803 NO! NO! 587 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:28,204 NO, NO, NO! 588 00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:30,941 ♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪ 589 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:33,610 ♪ HOLY NIGHT ♪ 590 00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:36,613 ♪ ALL IS CALM ♪ 591 00:28:36,682 --> 00:28:39,766 ♪ ALL IS BRIGHT ♪ 592 00:28:39,768 --> 00:28:47,240 ♪ 'ROUND YON VIRGIN MOTHER AND CHILD ♪ 593 00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:49,776 BOY, I LOVE THIS. 594 00:28:49,778 --> 00:28:53,580 GREAT COMMUNITY SPIRIT. 595 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:56,733 HI, MR. CHARMERS. 596 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,134 THAT'S COMMUNITY SPIRIT? 597 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:03,140 HE WAS A MISERABLE OLD GUY EVEN WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 598 00:29:13,035 --> 00:29:14,568 MAKE A BASKET, BILLY. 599 00:29:14,636 --> 00:29:17,304 I DIDN'T MAKE IT YESTERDAY. WHY WOULD I MAKE IT TODAY? 600 00:29:21,577 --> 00:29:23,510 ♪ JOY TO THE WORLD ♪ 601 00:29:23,579 --> 00:29:24,711 ♪ THE LORD IS COME ♪ 602 00:29:24,780 --> 00:29:29,867 AND THE ANGELS FOLLOWED THE STAR TO FIND THE BABY JESUS... 603 00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:30,867 AGAIN! 604 00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,602 ♪ LET EVERY HEART ♪ 605 00:29:32,671 --> 00:29:33,937 ♪ PREPARE HIM ROOM ♪ 606 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:37,207 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BEING SO STUBBORN. JUST TAKE THE JOB. 607 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:38,008 I'M NOT INTERESTED. 608 00:29:38,076 --> 00:29:39,810 ♪ AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ♪ 609 00:29:39,878 --> 00:29:44,614 ♪ AND HEAVEN AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ♪ 610 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,638 AND THE BABY JESUS WAS BORN IN THE MANGER... 611 00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:52,706 AGAIN! 612 00:29:52,774 --> 00:29:55,842 AND MARY AND JOSEPH WATCHED OVER THE BABY AGAIN... 613 00:29:55,911 --> 00:29:57,043 AND THE ANIMALS SLEPT AGAIN, 614 00:29:57,112 --> 00:30:00,314 AND THE ANGELS SANG AGAIN, AND EVERYTHING HAPPENED AGAIN, 615 00:30:00,316 --> 00:30:02,766 AND EVERYONE WAS TOTALLY CONFUSED AND SCARED. 616 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:08,404 [BLOWS PITCH PIPE] 617 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:11,608 ♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪ 618 00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:14,611 ♪ HOLY NIGHT ♪ 619 00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:19,032 AND THE WHITE SNOW BEGAN TO FALL ON THE FIRST CHRISTMAS. 620 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:23,370 ♪ ALL IS BRIGHT ♪ 621 00:30:23,438 --> 00:30:25,772 NO! 622 00:30:28,377 --> 00:30:30,510 [SCREAMING] 623 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:33,713 MY LIFE'S ON REWIND. 624 00:30:33,782 --> 00:30:35,398 ♪ DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪ 625 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,800 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 626 00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:39,403 ♪ 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY ♪ 627 00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,537 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 628 00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:42,939 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 629 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:45,142 COME IN. 630 00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:50,313 HI. 631 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,867 YOU FEELING BETTER? 632 00:30:55,804 --> 00:30:58,605 MOM, THIS HAS BEEN A REALLY CONFUSING DAY. 633 00:30:58,674 --> 00:31:02,075 WELL, IT HAS BEEN FOR ALL OF US, HONEY. 634 00:31:02,144 --> 00:31:04,010 I MEAN, IT WAS A SHOCK UNCLE DAVID ANNOUNCING 635 00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:06,346 HE WANTED TO BRING A VALUEMALL IN HERE. 636 00:31:06,415 --> 00:31:08,081 I THINK YOUR DAD IS UPSET AS YOU ARE. 637 00:31:08,150 --> 00:31:09,432 YOU KNOW, YOUR REACTION SURPRISED HIM. 638 00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:12,235 I DON'T THINK HE KNEW THAT YOU CARED THAT MUCH ABOUT THE STORE. 639 00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:15,238 WHAT IF THIS ALL HAPPENS TOMORROW? 640 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,306 IT WON'T, HONEY. 641 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:18,374 IT WOULD TAKE MONTHS TO EVEN START BUILDING THE STORE, 642 00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:23,714 AND HOPEFULLY BY THEN DAD WILL TALK UNCLE DAVID OUT OF BRINGING IT HERE. 643 00:31:23,782 --> 00:31:25,582 WHAT IF HE DOESN'T? 644 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:28,602 I HAVE A LOT OF FAITH IN YOUR DAD. 645 00:31:28,670 --> 00:31:31,405 EITHER WAY, YOU'LL BE OK. 646 00:31:31,407 --> 00:31:32,339 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 647 00:31:32,407 --> 00:31:35,542 BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF FAITH IN YOU, TOO. 648 00:31:35,544 --> 00:31:36,809 THANKS, MOM. 649 00:31:36,879 --> 00:31:38,478 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 650 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,213 I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING, OK? 651 00:31:40,215 --> 00:31:42,098 ALL RIGHT. 652 00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:44,568 I HOPE SO. 653 00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:45,903 WHAT'S WRONG, BILLY? 654 00:31:45,971 --> 00:31:47,905 SAY YOU WISH THAT CHRISTMAS WAS OVER. 655 00:31:47,973 --> 00:31:49,105 IT IS OVER. 656 00:31:49,174 --> 00:31:51,107 JUST SAY IT OR YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF MY ROOM. 657 00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:53,777 FINE. I WISH CHRISTMAS WAS OVER. 658 00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:57,247 OK. GOOD. 659 00:31:57,316 --> 00:32:01,401 I WILL NOT SLEEP. SLEEP IS VERY BAD. 660 00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:04,071 SLEEP IS BAD, BILLY. 661 00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:08,942 YOU WON'T SLEEP. I WON'T SLEEP. 662 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:12,211 [SIGHS] I WON'T SLEEP. 663 00:32:12,281 --> 00:32:19,002 Radio Announcer: IT'S 7 A.M. ON YOUR NUMBER ONE MUSIC STATION IN GREENWOOD FALLS. 664 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:26,376 Sarah: SANTA CAME! SANTA CAME! 665 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:27,978 NO WAY! 666 00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:31,715 ME FIRST! ME FIRST! 667 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:36,937 LOOK WHAT SANTA BROUGHT! 668 00:32:37,005 --> 00:32:39,472 MOM, DAD, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW, 669 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,007 IMMEDIATELY, THIS MINUTE. 670 00:32:41,009 --> 00:32:42,342 IT'S CHRISTMAS AGAIN! 671 00:32:42,410 --> 00:32:44,144 I KNOW. HERE, OPEN YOUR PRESENT. 672 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,278 NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 673 00:32:45,346 --> 00:32:48,965 IT'S BEEN CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS. 674 00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:52,035 IT'S LIKE THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE. 675 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:54,037 SEE, I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 676 00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:56,706 I'M GOING TO GET A BALL. 677 00:32:58,243 --> 00:32:59,776 WELL, THERE'S NO SECRET THERE. 678 00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:01,044 AND UNCLE DAVID'S GOING TO COME AND RUIN EVERYTHING, 679 00:33:01,112 --> 00:33:04,114 AND THE PIES WILL BURN, AND THE PAGEANT WILL GET RUINED, 680 00:33:04,182 --> 00:33:06,867 AND JOEY WILL BEAT ME UP, AND I'LL HAVE TO CLEAN OUT THE GARAGE, 681 00:33:06,935 --> 00:33:09,402 AND THERE'S NOTHING ANY OF US CAN DO ABOUT IT. 682 00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:16,409 WE REALLY APPRECIATE YOU SEEING US ON CHRISTMAS DAY, DOC. 683 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:17,877 WELL, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM PHYSICALLY. 684 00:33:17,946 --> 00:33:21,815 THERE'S NO INFECTION AND NO VIRUS. HE'S FINE. 685 00:33:21,883 --> 00:33:24,634 BILLY'S ALWAYS BEEN ONE OF MY FAVORITE KIDS. 686 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:27,370 13 IS A DIFFICULT AGE, BUT IT WILL PASS. 687 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:29,906 NO, IT WON'T. GOSH, DON'T YOU GET IT? 688 00:33:29,974 --> 00:33:31,174 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HORMONES OR ANYTHING. 689 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:35,645 I'LL BE 13 FOREVER. I'M IN SOME KIND OF PUBERTYVILLE. 690 00:33:35,647 --> 00:33:37,113 I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM, DOCTOR. 691 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:40,267 HE WAS ACTING ABSOLUTELY... 692 00:33:40,335 --> 00:33:41,801 DELUSIONAL. 693 00:33:41,870 --> 00:33:44,370 DON'T WORRY. I SEE THIS ALL THE TIME. 694 00:33:45,874 --> 00:33:46,740 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 695 00:33:46,808 --> 00:33:48,675 REMEMBER NOW. DON'T WORRY. 696 00:33:48,744 --> 00:33:51,478 THANKS, DOCTOR. 697 00:33:51,546 --> 00:33:53,547 WELL, SEEMS SIMPLE. 698 00:33:53,549 --> 00:33:58,101 NO STAR TREK, STAR WARS, X FILES, OR GOOSEBUMPS FOR 3 WEEKS. 699 00:33:58,103 --> 00:34:01,104 AND NO PEANUT BUTTER OR BANANAS BEFORE BED. 700 00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:02,906 YEAH. THAT OUGHT TO DO IT. 701 00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:04,240 ♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE 702 00:34:04,309 --> 00:34:12,465 ♪ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH-EIGH-EIGH ♪ 703 00:34:12,534 --> 00:34:13,733 WHAT NEXT? 704 00:34:13,735 --> 00:34:14,601 HOW ABOUT SILENT NIGHT? 705 00:34:14,669 --> 00:34:15,802 I'M GOING TO WATCH THE BULLETS GAME. 706 00:34:15,871 --> 00:34:17,670 THEY WIN BY 12, MAKING THE POINT SPREAD BY 2. 707 00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:20,674 CHRIS WEBBER SCORES 30 POINTS AND HAS 12 REBOUNDS. 708 00:34:20,676 --> 00:34:24,744 IT'S NOT AS MUCH FUN KNOWING, BUT THEN AGAIN, WHAT IS? 709 00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:29,633 CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH MONEY WE'D MAKE IF HE ACTUALLY KNEW THAT? 710 00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:30,766 WHOO. 711 00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:33,904 ♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪ 712 00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:36,706 ♪ HOLY NIGHT ♪ 713 00:34:36,774 --> 00:34:39,576 ♪ ALL IS CALM ♪ 714 00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:45,115 ♪ ALL IS BRIGHT ♪ 715 00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:49,335 SO, BILLY, HOW DID YOU KNOW THE SCORE? 716 00:34:49,404 --> 00:34:50,937 LUCKY GUESS? 717 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:52,939 NEXT TIME YOU'RE FEELING LUCKY, 718 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:55,141 GIVE ME A CALL. 719 00:34:57,145 --> 00:34:58,278 HI, MR. CHARMERS. 720 00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:01,014 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 721 00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:15,845 MAKE A BASKET, BILLY. 722 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,314 I KNOW I'M GOING TO MISS. 723 00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:19,048 HAVE A LITTLE CONFIDENCE, SON. 724 00:35:24,673 --> 00:35:25,338 THAT'S OK, SON. 725 00:35:25,406 --> 00:35:26,205 NICE TRY, BUDDY. 726 00:35:26,275 --> 00:35:28,742 SOMETIMES TRYING ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH. 727 00:35:34,149 --> 00:35:36,766 HEY, I'LL CATCH UP IN A FEW MINUTES, OK? 728 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:37,767 HURRY UP. 729 00:35:37,835 --> 00:35:38,501 WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR THE PAGEANT. 730 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:41,137 ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE THERE. 731 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,907 BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 732 00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:46,442 I GOT NOTHING TO LOSE ANYMORE. 733 00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:47,711 EXCEPT MAYBE YOUR LIFE. 734 00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:49,445 I'M REALLY SICK OF THE WAY YOU'VE BEEN TREATING ME. 735 00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:53,132 NOW, YOU'VE BEEN MEAN TO ME EVER SINCE KINDERGARTEN, 736 00:35:53,201 --> 00:35:54,868 AND NOW IT'S GOING TO STOP. 737 00:35:54,870 --> 00:35:56,269 IT'S NOT GOING TO CONTINUE INTO THE EIGHTH GRADE. 738 00:35:56,338 --> 00:35:57,336 IF YOU DON'T LET GO OF THE BALL, 739 00:35:57,406 --> 00:36:00,006 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIVE TO FINISH THE EIGHTH GRADE. 740 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,008 BILLY, WHAT'S UP, MAN? IS EVERYTHING OK? 741 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:03,075 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 742 00:36:03,145 --> 00:36:04,277 HEY, BILLY, 'CAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS, 743 00:36:04,346 --> 00:36:07,080 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A BREAK, LET YOU RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. 744 00:36:07,148 --> 00:36:09,966 NO WAY! I'M NEVER RUNNING AGAIN. 745 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:12,702 FROM NOW ON, I MAKE THE RULES. 746 00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:13,769 IF I WANT TO HOLD THE BALL, 747 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,238 I'LL HOLD THE BALL. 748 00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:16,572 IF I WANT TO THROW THE BALL AT YOU, 749 00:36:16,642 --> 00:36:19,309 I'LL THROW THE BALL AT YOU, 750 00:36:19,377 --> 00:36:21,044 AND IF I WANT TO WALK RIGHT UP TO DIANE, 751 00:36:21,046 --> 00:36:24,714 WHO I THINK IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL, 752 00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:27,600 AND KISS HER, I WILL. 753 00:36:30,539 --> 00:36:31,671 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! 754 00:36:31,740 --> 00:36:33,539 YOU KISSED MY GIRLFRIEND! 755 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:35,875 OK, ALL RIGHT, MAYBE I WENT A LITTLE TOO FAR, 756 00:36:35,877 --> 00:36:38,011 BUT THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF MY LIFE, 757 00:36:38,079 --> 00:36:39,479 AND THERE'S NO CONSEQUENCES. 758 00:36:39,481 --> 00:36:41,748 I'M AS FREE AS A BIRD! NO ONE CAN HURT ME! 759 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:43,699 THERE'S NO TOMORROW! DON'T YOU GET IT? 760 00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:44,334 THE ONLY TOMORROW IS TODAY! 761 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,142 COME OUT. YOU'VE BEEN UNDER THERE FOR HOURS. 762 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,544 I DON'T CARE. 763 00:36:57,482 --> 00:36:58,615 I MAY NEVER COME OUT. 764 00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:02,235 I'M BEING FORCED TO LIVE THE SAME DAY OVER AND OVER AGAIN, 765 00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:03,904 AND I'M NOT EVEN GOOD AT IT. 766 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:06,840 I'M GOING TO HAVE A BLACK EYE TILL THE END OF TIME. 767 00:37:06,908 --> 00:37:08,708 WHAT'S REALLY WRONG, BILLY? 768 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:16,165 I TOLD YOU EVERY SINGLE NIGHT FOR DAYS AND DAYS, BUT YOU NEVER REMEMBER. 769 00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:24,274 I COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY GIVE UP. 770 00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:27,277 YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T CARE ANYMORE. 771 00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:28,745 JOEY WILL ALWAYS BE ABLE TO BEAT ME UP, 772 00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:31,014 AND DIANE WILL NEVER EVEN CARE ABOUT ME. 773 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,699 WHY GO ON? 774 00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:37,370 REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 5 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL 775 00:37:37,372 --> 00:37:39,639 'CAUSE THE KIDS WERE MAKING FUN OF ME? 776 00:37:39,707 --> 00:37:40,773 'CAUSE YOU COULDN'T READ YET. 777 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:43,710 YOU READ ME ONE FISH TWO FISH RED FISH BLUE FISH 778 00:37:43,778 --> 00:37:45,979 EVERY NIGHT FOR A WHOLE MONTH. 779 00:37:46,047 --> 00:37:47,914 AND YOU MEMORIZED IT. 780 00:37:47,916 --> 00:37:51,134 I PRETENDED I COULD READ IT TO THE CLASS, 781 00:37:51,202 --> 00:37:53,169 AND THEN THEY STOPPED MAKING FUN OF ME. 782 00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:58,341 YEAH, I REMEMBER. 783 00:37:58,343 --> 00:38:01,277 YOU KNEW I WOULD LEARN TO READ, AND I DID. 784 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:05,965 YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER. YOU'RE TOO SMART TO GIVE UP. 785 00:38:13,175 --> 00:38:14,907 MAN... 786 00:38:14,976 --> 00:38:16,509 MAYBE SHE'S RIGHT. 787 00:38:16,577 --> 00:38:23,499 Radio Announcer: IT'S 7 A.M. ON YOUR NUMBER ONE MUSIC STATION IN GREENWOOD FALLS. 788 00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:32,074 Sarah: SANTA CAME! SANTA CAME! 789 00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:33,743 IS THIS ONE FOR ME? 790 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:36,613 CAN I OPEN THIS ONE, PLEASE? 791 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:37,881 Molly: LET'S SEE WHAT HE BROUGHT YOU. 792 00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:39,565 I WANNA OPEN IT. 793 00:38:39,634 --> 00:38:40,633 Molly: WHAT IS IT? 794 00:38:40,702 --> 00:38:43,503 SANTA GOT THIS ONE FOR YOU. 795 00:38:54,615 --> 00:38:57,434 MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY! 796 00:38:57,502 --> 00:39:00,503 I GOT A BASKETBALL, WHICH IS JUST WHAT I WANTED! 797 00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:04,340 WHAT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER IS A HOOP TO GO ALONG WITH IT. 798 00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:12,532 LET'S JUST SEE WHAT WE GOT. 799 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,067 OH, MY GOODNESS! 800 00:39:15,137 --> 00:39:17,137 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 801 00:39:17,139 --> 00:39:18,537 THANKS, DAD. 802 00:39:18,607 --> 00:39:19,071 CAN WE SHOOT SOME NOW? 803 00:39:19,141 --> 00:39:20,206 I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 804 00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:25,145 ANXIOUS TO GET PRACTICING YOUR JUMP SHOT, HUH? 805 00:39:25,147 --> 00:39:26,212 MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR. CHARMERS. 806 00:39:26,214 --> 00:39:28,013 WHAT'S MERRY ABOUT IT? I HATE CHRISTMAS. 807 00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:31,701 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR. PRESENTS... 808 00:39:31,769 --> 00:39:37,374 AND DON'T WORRY. MY DAD WON'T LET MY UNCLE DAVID COME IN AND RUIN THE TOWN. 809 00:39:37,442 --> 00:39:41,711 OH, THAT'S JUST A RUMOR, SON. THAT WILL NEVER... 810 00:39:41,779 --> 00:39:44,180 [CAR HORN HONKS] 811 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,103 AMAZING. NOT A SCRATCH. 812 00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:11,040 50 GRAND BEFORE TAX AND LICENSE AND WORTH EVERY PENNY. 813 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:13,776 WILL YOU SIGN MY PETITION TO HELP STOP VALUEMALL? 814 00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:15,044 THANK YOU. 815 00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:17,247 EXCUSE ME, GOVERNOR ALLEN, 816 00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:19,866 COULD YOU SIGN MY PETITION TO HELP STOP VALUEMALL? 817 00:40:19,934 --> 00:40:21,267 I'LL BE HAPPY TO. 818 00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:23,068 I KNOW ALL THE PEOPLE HERE IN GREENWOOD FALLS ARE OPPOSED TO IT. 819 00:40:23,138 --> 00:40:26,472 I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR GREAT LEADERSHIP, YOUNG MAN. 820 00:40:26,474 --> 00:40:29,809 THANKS A LOT, GOVERNOR, I APPRECIATE IT. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 821 00:40:29,877 --> 00:40:31,478 SAME TO YOU. 822 00:40:33,415 --> 00:40:37,733 YOU GOT 2 BRUCE LEES, CHAN... 823 00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:47,443 [MAKING KARATE YELPS] 824 00:40:47,512 --> 00:40:50,846 MOLLY, THIS IS THE MOST DIVINE MEAL I'VE EVER HAD. 825 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:51,914 WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? 826 00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:54,867 WE CALL IT THE BEST HOME COOKING IN THE WORLD. 827 00:40:54,936 --> 00:40:56,202 OH, WHAT A NICE THING TO SAY. 828 00:40:56,271 --> 00:40:59,805 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CUT PAST ALL THE CHITCHAT ABOUT WEIGHT AND FRUIT 829 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:01,607 AND GET TO THE IMPORTANT STUFF? 830 00:41:01,676 --> 00:41:05,211 DAD, UNCLE DAVID IS BRINGING A VALUEMALL TO GREENWOOD FALLS, 831 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:06,478 AND HE WANTS YOU TO RUN IT. 832 00:41:06,548 --> 00:41:09,699 NOW, WE ALL KNOW THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR YOU OR THE TOWN, 833 00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:12,368 SO STAND RIGHT UP TO HIM AND TELL HIM, "NO, THANK YOU." 834 00:41:12,437 --> 00:41:13,669 ALL RIGHT, WHO TOLD YOU? 835 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:17,773 THERE'S A SPY IN YOUR COMPANY. 836 00:41:17,842 --> 00:41:19,309 HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING. 837 00:41:19,377 --> 00:41:20,710 WHO IS HE? WHO IS HE? 838 00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:23,279 I'D TELL YOU, BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU. 839 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:25,999 NOW, DAD, HE'S GOING TO GIVE YOU 840 00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:28,400 A BUNCH OF MUMBO JUMBO ABOUT PROGRESS AND GROWTH, 841 00:41:28,470 --> 00:41:30,603 BUT DON'T BUY IT. STICK TO YOUR GUNS! 842 00:41:30,605 --> 00:41:32,738 MOM, CHECK YOUR PIES! 843 00:41:32,807 --> 00:41:34,407 OH! 844 00:41:34,475 --> 00:41:36,142 MAY I? 845 00:41:36,211 --> 00:41:37,277 SURE. 846 00:41:37,279 --> 00:41:39,746 DAD LIKES THE STORE JUST THE WAY IT IS, 847 00:41:39,814 --> 00:41:41,147 THE WAY IT WAS WHEN GRANDPA STARTED IT. 848 00:41:41,215 --> 00:41:44,634 HE LIKES KNOWING HIS CUSTOMERS AND BEING A PART OF THEIR LIVES. 849 00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:46,569 THAT'S RIGHT, BILLY. 850 00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:48,438 THAT'S SENTIMENTAL HOGWASH. 851 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:49,572 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE STUCK HERE IN MAYBERRY 852 00:41:49,574 --> 00:41:51,241 AND WE LIVE IN WASHINGTON, D.C. 853 00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:52,709 THIS IS A WONDERFUL TOWN. 854 00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:53,576 WE'RE AGREED! NO VALUEMALL! GREAT! 855 00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:55,711 LET'S DO THIS AGAIN NEXT CHRISTMAS. 856 00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:57,647 WAIT-- WAIT A SECOND! THIS IS NOT OVER! 857 00:41:57,715 --> 00:41:59,114 YEAH, I WAS AFRAID OF THAT. 858 00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:01,800 ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST HEAD ON OVER TO THE PAGEANT 859 00:42:01,870 --> 00:42:04,737 AND DISCUSS THIS LATER. 860 00:42:04,806 --> 00:42:05,871 PLAN "B." 861 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:08,474 ♪ JOY TO THE WORLD ♪ 862 00:42:08,543 --> 00:42:09,742 ♪ THE LORD IS COME ♪ 863 00:42:09,744 --> 00:42:14,147 AND THE ANGELS FOLLOWED THE STAR TO FIND THE BABY JESUS. 864 00:42:14,149 --> 00:42:18,167 ♪ LET EVERY HEART ♪ 865 00:42:18,235 --> 00:42:19,502 ♪ PREPARE HIM ROOM ♪ 866 00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:22,238 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BEING SO STUBBORN. JUST TAKE THE JOB. 867 00:42:22,307 --> 00:42:23,506 I'M NOT INTERESTED. 868 00:42:23,574 --> 00:42:24,773 ♪ AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ♪ 869 00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:29,112 ♪ AND HEAVEN AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ♪ 870 00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:30,446 THERE WERE NO SUPERSTORES IN BETHLEHEM. 871 00:42:30,514 --> 00:42:35,001 ALL THE LITTLE STORES WERE PROTECTED FROM THE BIG, BAD CONGLOMERATES, 872 00:42:35,003 --> 00:42:41,741 AND ALL THE ANGELS STOOD UP TO THEIR BIG, BAD ANGEL BULLY BROTHERS. 873 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:44,677 AND THERE WERE ONLY BIG, POWERFUL ANGELS 874 00:42:44,746 --> 00:42:46,679 WITH GIRLFRIENDS AND JUMP SHOTS. 875 00:42:46,748 --> 00:42:54,036 AND A LIGHT SNOW BEGAN TO FALL ON THE FIRST CHRISTMAS. 876 00:42:56,508 --> 00:42:58,441 GIVE ME THAT. 877 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:09,535 [SCREAMING] 878 00:43:13,474 --> 00:43:14,807 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS. 879 00:43:14,809 --> 00:43:15,541 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 880 00:43:15,610 --> 00:43:17,210 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 881 00:43:17,212 --> 00:43:19,279 HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT. I DID IT. 882 00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:20,947 THAT'S EVEN WORSE. YOU PUT YOUR SON UP TO IT. 883 00:43:20,949 --> 00:43:22,832 I DIDN'T TELL BILLY TO DO ANYTHING! 884 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:23,766 WHAT KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU? 885 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:26,902 HE'S A WONDERFUL FATHER! DON'T YOU DARE-- 886 00:43:26,971 --> 00:43:27,836 I DON'T NEED YOU TO DEFEND ME TO HIM. 887 00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:30,706 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT KIND OF FATHER I AM! 888 00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:31,907 A PETITION! TELL HIM! 889 00:43:31,976 --> 00:43:36,045 Crowd: NO STORE! NO STORE! NO STORE! NO STORE! 890 00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:39,314 THIS WAS SIGNED BY EVERYONE IN THE TOWN? 891 00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:42,735 Crowd: NO STORE! NO STORE! NO STORE! 892 00:43:42,803 --> 00:43:44,137 HONEY, IF THEY DON'T WANT A STORE-- 893 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:46,806 WAIT A SECOND! WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON HERE? 894 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,207 YOURS! BUT IF THEY DON'T WANT A STORE-- 895 00:43:48,275 --> 00:43:49,475 BUT WHAT?! 896 00:43:49,544 --> 00:43:51,210 UNTIL YOU MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO SUPPORT THIS FAMILY, 897 00:43:51,279 --> 00:43:52,411 KINDLY KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT! 898 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,481 NO STORE! NO STORE! NO STORE! 899 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,834 FINE! I'LL GO BACK TO DOING HAIR AND MAKEUP. 900 00:43:57,836 --> 00:44:02,104 I WAS THE VIDAL SASSOON OF GEORGETOWN UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG. 901 00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:04,039 SAVED YOUR LIFE. 902 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:06,909 I WAS GOOD AT MY JOB, AND I LOVED IT! 903 00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:09,379 NO STORE! NO STORE! NO STORE! 904 00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:09,912 MOM! WHAT? 905 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:10,980 CAN WE GO? 906 00:44:11,049 --> 00:44:15,201 ALL THIS SCREAMING IS GIVING ME A MAJOR MIGRAINE. 907 00:44:15,269 --> 00:44:18,938 ABSOLUTELY. COME ON, JACEY. 908 00:44:18,940 --> 00:44:20,139 DAD, I JUST THOUGHT I'D TEACH THEM A LESSON. 909 00:44:20,207 --> 00:44:25,011 IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO ME, I WILL BE AT HOME. 910 00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:26,879 MOLL-- MOLL-- 911 00:44:26,948 --> 00:44:30,333 MOM. MOM, I'M SORRY. 912 00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:32,401 THIS IS ALL JEALOUSY. 913 00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:33,335 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN JEALOUS OF ME. 914 00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:33,936 JEALOUS OF WHAT? 915 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,271 MY SUCCESS, OF MY MONEY. 916 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:38,274 YOU CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT I'VE DONE SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU. 917 00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:40,209 I CAN'T-- YOU ARROGANT, LITTLE-- 918 00:44:40,278 --> 00:44:44,280 OH HO! LOOK WHO'S TALKING! YOU SMALL-TOWN LOSER! 919 00:44:44,282 --> 00:44:46,465 OHH! I OUGHTA... 920 00:44:49,771 --> 00:44:51,370 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. 921 00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:53,439 I AM BRINGING MY STORE HERE, 922 00:44:53,508 --> 00:44:55,374 AND I'M GOING TO BURY YOU! 923 00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:58,243 I HOPE IT BURIES ALL OF YOU! 924 00:44:58,313 --> 00:44:59,711 DAVE! 925 00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:04,133 I JUST THOUGHT I'D MAKE HIM REALIZE WHAT A BAD IDEA THE STORE WAS, DAD. 926 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:06,135 I'M SORRY! 927 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:09,672 HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING SO...SO STUPID? 928 00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:11,006 LET HIM GO. 929 00:45:13,611 --> 00:45:15,544 [MAKING KARATE YELPS] AAH! 930 00:45:16,748 --> 00:45:18,380 [MAKING KARATE YELPS] 931 00:45:25,039 --> 00:45:26,572 TRY YOUR BOGUS KARATE NOW! 932 00:45:33,914 --> 00:45:38,134 WHAT GOT INTO YOU TONIGHT, SON? 933 00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:40,136 [SIGHS] I DON'T KNOW. 934 00:45:40,138 --> 00:45:41,938 I GUESS I JUST GOT SICK OF JOEY BULLYING ME 935 00:45:42,006 --> 00:45:43,005 AND UNCLE DAVID BULLYING YOU. 936 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:45,942 BULLYING A BULLY ISN'T THE ANSWER. YOU KNOW THAT. 937 00:45:46,010 --> 00:45:48,077 YEAH. 938 00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:50,345 I TRIED TO STOP UNCLE DAVID, BUT NOTHING WILL. 939 00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:53,766 HE'S GOING TO BRING A VALUEMALL HERE, NO MATTER WHAT WE DO. 940 00:45:53,768 --> 00:45:56,335 MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO HAWAII AFTER ALL. 941 00:45:59,106 --> 00:46:00,773 HE WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW. 942 00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:04,911 WE WERE VERY CLOSE ONCE... 943 00:46:04,979 --> 00:46:08,180 WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 944 00:46:08,249 --> 00:46:10,800 BUT AFTER GRANDPA DIED... 945 00:46:10,868 --> 00:46:12,802 I DON'T KNOW. 946 00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:15,805 I STAYED. HE LEFT. 947 00:46:15,807 --> 00:46:18,274 I GUESS WE JUST GREW APART. 948 00:46:20,811 --> 00:46:22,912 HMM. 949 00:46:24,415 --> 00:46:25,615 OH, BY THE WAY, 950 00:46:25,683 --> 00:46:27,700 YOU'RE SPENDING THE ENTIRE DAY TOMORROW CLEANING OUT THE GARAGE. 951 00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:32,971 YOU GOT TO LEARN THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR ACTIONS. 952 00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:34,039 DAD... 953 00:46:34,108 --> 00:46:37,043 WHAT WAS THE FIRST PRESENT YOU EVER GOT MOM? 954 00:46:37,045 --> 00:46:40,847 THE FIRST... 955 00:46:40,915 --> 00:46:43,532 BOY-- [CHUCKLES] 956 00:46:43,601 --> 00:46:46,535 A CUCKOO CLOCK. 957 00:46:46,604 --> 00:46:48,003 AND HOW'D YOU KNOW SHE'D LIKE IT? 958 00:46:48,072 --> 00:46:50,206 I ASKED HER MOM FIRST. 959 00:46:50,274 --> 00:46:52,675 HA! GOOD IDEA. 960 00:46:52,677 --> 00:46:56,679 OOPS! I HAD A GOOD IDEA? ARE YOU FEELING OK? 961 00:47:00,301 --> 00:47:01,967 YOU HAVE A GIRL YOU WANT TO BUY A GIFT FOR? 962 00:47:02,036 --> 00:47:03,169 YEAH, I THINK SO. 963 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:06,239 MMM.... LUCKY GIRL. 964 00:47:06,307 --> 00:47:07,773 SHE MUST BE VERY SPECIAL. 965 00:47:07,841 --> 00:47:10,375 YEAH. 966 00:47:10,445 --> 00:47:13,045 I LIKE THAT. 967 00:47:13,114 --> 00:47:15,514 WHAT? 968 00:47:15,516 --> 00:47:17,800 SEEING YOU SMILE. 969 00:47:17,868 --> 00:47:20,669 [CHUCKLES] 970 00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:27,409 HI, BILLY. 971 00:47:30,547 --> 00:47:31,079 SARAH... 972 00:47:31,149 --> 00:47:32,348 WHAT WOULD YOU DO 973 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:36,168 IF YOU HAD TO LIVE THE SAME CHRISTMAS OVER AND OVER AGAIN? 974 00:47:36,237 --> 00:47:37,637 I DON'T KNOW. 975 00:47:37,705 --> 00:47:40,373 I GUESS I'D GET MILLIONS OF PRESENTS, 976 00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:43,042 TONS OF CHOCOLATE, NO BEDTIME. 977 00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:47,113 I GUESS I'D HAVE THE MOST PERFECT CHRISTMAS IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 978 00:47:47,982 --> 00:47:49,381 THAT'S IT! 979 00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:51,334 SARAH, YOU'RE A GENIUS! 980 00:47:51,336 --> 00:47:52,467 REALLY? 981 00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:54,736 YEAH! THAT'S THE ANSWER! 982 00:47:54,806 --> 00:47:56,873 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 983 00:47:56,941 --> 00:47:58,407 THE MOST PERFECT CHRISTMAS IN THE WORLD. 984 00:48:04,648 --> 00:48:10,670 Radio Announcer: IT'S 7 A.M. ON YOUR NUMBER ONE MUSIC STATION IN GREENWOOD FALLS. 985 00:48:13,007 --> 00:48:15,140 Sarah: SANTA CAME! SANTA CAME! 986 00:48:15,209 --> 00:48:18,210 CORRECTION. SANTA'S HERE. 987 00:48:18,278 --> 00:48:20,546 WELCOME TO THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS. 988 00:48:22,483 --> 00:48:24,700 Sarah: IT'S SO COOL! 989 00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:29,171 [DIALING] 990 00:48:29,173 --> 00:48:32,107 YES, I NEED IMMEDIATE SERVICE, PLEASE. 991 00:48:32,176 --> 00:48:34,109 THE JACKSON HOUSE. 992 00:48:34,178 --> 00:48:35,311 THANK YOU. 993 00:48:35,379 --> 00:48:39,999 THANKS, DAD. NOW WE CAN PRACTICE THAT JUMP SHOT OF MINE. 994 00:48:40,067 --> 00:48:41,133 HA HA HA! LOOK. 995 00:48:41,202 --> 00:48:44,003 OH, HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOY. HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOY. 996 00:48:44,071 --> 00:48:46,071 THAT OUGHT TO KEEP HIM FROM FEELING LONELY. 997 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:48,341 [CAR HORN HONKS] 998 00:48:48,409 --> 00:48:50,343 HERE WE GO. 999 00:48:58,836 --> 00:49:00,102 [CRASH] 1000 00:49:14,735 --> 00:49:17,335 THANKS A LOT FOR COMING SO FAST. 1001 00:49:17,405 --> 00:49:18,737 BETTER JUST TOW THEM RIGHT BACK TO THE SHOP 1002 00:49:18,806 --> 00:49:19,738 AND GET THEM UNTANGLED THERE 1003 00:49:19,807 --> 00:49:21,407 AND BRING THEM BACK LATER FOR DINNER. 1004 00:49:21,409 --> 00:49:23,409 Driver: SURE THING. 1005 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:39,208 [METAL SCRAPING] 1006 00:50:01,949 --> 00:50:04,633 NOW WE CAN HAVE THE PERFECT DAY. 1007 00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:05,234 MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAD. 1008 00:50:05,302 --> 00:50:06,501 BUT, UH... DON'T WORRY. 1009 00:50:06,571 --> 00:50:11,640 [AS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER] THEY'LL BE BACK, AND SO WILL I. 1010 00:50:17,648 --> 00:50:20,265 CHUCK NORRIS... CHUCK NORRIS... 1011 00:50:20,334 --> 00:50:22,868 UH...JOHN WAYNE. 1012 00:50:22,870 --> 00:50:24,336 UM, CAN I PAY WHEN I RETURN? MM-HMM. 1013 00:50:24,404 --> 00:50:26,939 GREAT. 1014 00:50:31,879 --> 00:50:34,012 SLAP LEATHER, PARTNER. 1015 00:50:34,081 --> 00:50:36,014 [GUNSHOT] 1016 00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:06,378 Woman: HELLO? 1017 00:51:06,446 --> 00:51:08,514 UH, HI. THIS IS BILLY JACKSON. 1018 00:51:08,582 --> 00:51:10,933 UM, IS THIS DIANE'S MOTHER? 1019 00:51:11,001 --> 00:51:14,336 HI. UM...CAN I ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS? 1020 00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:15,738 WHOSE CAR IS THAT? 1021 00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:17,339 IT'S MY UNCLE DAVID'S. 1022 00:51:17,407 --> 00:51:19,341 AND HE JUST HANDED YOU THE KEYS? 1023 00:51:19,343 --> 00:51:21,143 WELL, HE LEFT THEM IN THE IGNITION, 1024 00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:23,212 WHICH IS PRACTICALLY AN INVITATION. 1025 00:51:23,214 --> 00:51:25,280 AND YOU WANT ME TO GO WITH YOU. 1026 00:51:25,349 --> 00:51:27,433 IT WOULD TOP OFF THE MOST PERFECT DAY. 1027 00:51:27,468 --> 00:51:29,434 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. 1028 00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:34,206 THERE'S NOTHING TO IT. I'VE BEEN WATCHING MY DAD FOR YEARS. 1029 00:51:45,736 --> 00:51:47,869 Mr. McGregor: OK, QUIET, EVERYBODY. QUIET. 1030 00:51:47,939 --> 00:51:50,339 THE WINNER OF THE JELLYBEAN CONTEST 1031 00:51:50,407 --> 00:51:55,344 WITH A GUESS OF 2,450 IS BILLY JACKSON. 1032 00:51:55,412 --> 00:51:57,412 [APPLAUSE] 1033 00:51:57,481 --> 00:52:00,633 CONGRATULATIONS. 1034 00:52:00,635 --> 00:52:02,734 Boy: A VERY LUCKY GUESS. 1035 00:52:04,238 --> 00:52:05,571 YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ME IN THE FIRST GRADE. 1036 00:52:05,639 --> 00:52:10,375 YES, I DID. YOU HAD MRS. LUCKY, AND YOU SAT IN THE FRONT ROW 1037 00:52:10,444 --> 00:52:12,044 BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SEE VERY WELL, 1038 00:52:12,112 --> 00:52:13,913 AND YOU WORE LITTLE ROUND GLASSES, BUT YOU HATED THEM, 1039 00:52:13,981 --> 00:52:17,133 AND THEN YOU GOT CONTACTS IN THE FIFTH GRADE 1040 00:52:17,201 --> 00:52:19,000 WHICH TURNED YOUR EYES 1041 00:52:19,070 --> 00:52:20,269 INTO A BEAUTIFUL SHADE OF BLUE. 1042 00:52:20,337 --> 00:52:23,138 THEY MAKE YOU BLINK MORE, BUT YOU DON'T SEEM TO MIND. 1043 00:52:23,207 --> 00:52:25,407 BILLY, HOW DID YOU FIND THIS OUT? 1044 00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:28,410 I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 1045 00:52:28,412 --> 00:52:30,145 OH, HERE. 1046 00:52:30,214 --> 00:52:31,347 I GOT YOU A PRESENT. 1047 00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:33,365 A PRESENT FOR ME? 1048 00:52:33,367 --> 00:52:35,033 JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING. 1049 00:52:36,971 --> 00:52:38,103 A BRACELET WITH MY NAME ON IT? I LOVE IT. 1050 00:52:38,172 --> 00:52:42,107 IT'S JUST LIKE THE ONE MY DAD GAVE ME THAT I LOST AT SCHOOL. 1051 00:52:42,176 --> 00:52:44,843 I JUST THOUGHT IT'D MAKE YOU HAPPY. 1052 00:52:50,734 --> 00:52:52,801 HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 1053 00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:55,671 WELL, I JUST CAME TO TOP OFF 1054 00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:56,938 THE MOST PERFECT DAY OF MY LIFE 1055 00:52:57,008 --> 00:52:59,341 AND TO GIVE DIANE A GIFT. 1056 00:52:59,410 --> 00:53:02,678 YOU GAVE DIANE A GIFT? NOT A SMART IDEA. 1057 00:53:02,746 --> 00:53:05,414 Boys: WHOA! 1058 00:53:09,970 --> 00:53:11,870 [AS ROBERT DeNIRO] YOU TALKIN' TO ME? 1059 00:53:14,508 --> 00:53:20,512 'CAUSE, UH... I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE AROUND HERE. 1060 00:53:20,514 --> 00:53:22,848 ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 1061 00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:28,737 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 1062 00:53:33,810 --> 00:53:35,677 HE'S MINE! 1063 00:53:35,746 --> 00:53:36,812 YOU'RE DEAD! 1064 00:53:36,814 --> 00:53:38,814 [AS CLINT EASTWOOD] GO AHEAD. 1065 00:53:38,816 --> 00:53:41,767 MAKE MY DAY. 1066 00:53:41,835 --> 00:53:43,035 AWAAAH! 1067 00:53:44,104 --> 00:53:47,172 [THUD] 1068 00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:50,876 OH. MY GOODNESS. 1069 00:53:55,382 --> 00:53:58,667 [AS JOHN WAYNE] COME ON, PILGRIM. LET'S TANGLE. 1070 00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:07,843 YOU'RE TOO CRAZY TO FIGHT. 1071 00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:11,547 SWEET DREAMS, PILGRIM. 1072 00:54:11,549 --> 00:54:14,900 [APPLAUSE] 1073 00:54:14,968 --> 00:54:16,435 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 1074 00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:19,304 OH, SORRY ABOUT THE RUCKUS, SIR. 1075 00:54:19,306 --> 00:54:21,840 UH... 1076 00:54:21,842 --> 00:54:24,443 THIS SHOULD COVER ALL MY FRIENDS. 1077 00:54:26,113 --> 00:54:28,380 COME ON. WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 1078 00:54:28,448 --> 00:54:29,248 WHAT? 1079 00:54:29,316 --> 00:54:31,266 YOU AND ME, BABE. WE'RE SPLITTING. 1080 00:54:31,335 --> 00:54:33,202 WHY? BECAUSE I SAID SO. 1081 00:54:33,204 --> 00:54:35,337 YOU'RE KIDDING. 1082 00:54:35,339 --> 00:54:36,938 [AS HUMPHREY BOGART] I NEVER KID, DOLL. 1083 00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:40,609 I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT, BUT YOU'RE NOT. 1084 00:54:40,678 --> 00:54:41,944 YOU'RE EXACTLY LIKE JOEY. 1085 00:54:42,012 --> 00:54:43,879 YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY, 1086 00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:45,480 BUT YOU'RE REALLY JUST A JERK. 1087 00:54:55,976 --> 00:54:58,510 MRS. PATRICK'S DELIVERY! 1088 00:55:01,248 --> 00:55:04,333 [CAT MEOWS] 1089 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:08,003 [CATS MEOWING] 1090 00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:12,341 IS THAT GOOD? 1091 00:55:35,549 --> 00:55:37,632 AHEM. 1092 00:55:38,836 --> 00:55:43,772 I WOULD THINK VERY CAREFULLY BEFORE SPEAKING, YOUNG MAN. 1093 00:55:47,310 --> 00:55:50,579 THE KEYS TO MY CAR. 1094 00:55:59,140 --> 00:56:01,273 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 1095 00:56:02,743 --> 00:56:05,010 YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME. YOU NEVER DO. 1096 00:56:05,012 --> 00:56:07,079 TRY ME. 1097 00:56:07,147 --> 00:56:10,165 OK. I WATCHED THE BULLETS GAME, 1098 00:56:10,234 --> 00:56:11,633 AND THEN I TOOK UNCLE DAVID'S CAR, 1099 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:12,700 WHICH I RECENTLY LEARNED HOW TO DRIVE, 1100 00:56:12,770 --> 00:56:14,836 AND I WENT FOR A JOYRIDE. 1101 00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:17,906 OH, BILLY, THIS JUST ISN'T LIKE YOU. 1102 00:56:17,975 --> 00:56:20,509 NOT EVEN THAT YOU'VE DONE SO MANY THINGS WRONG, 1103 00:56:20,511 --> 00:56:21,977 BUT THAT YOU WOULD RUIN CHRISTMAS 1104 00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:26,248 FOR YOUR SISTER AND YOUR COUSIN AND FOR US. 1105 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:27,132 I'M SORRY, MOM. 1106 00:56:27,201 --> 00:56:29,001 SORRY ISN'T GOING TO CUT IT. 1107 00:56:29,069 --> 00:56:30,669 YOU'RE GROUNDED. 1108 00:56:30,671 --> 00:56:32,204 YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM. 1109 00:56:32,272 --> 00:56:34,206 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER. 1110 00:56:43,484 --> 00:56:45,834 HE'S LUCKY. 1111 00:56:48,706 --> 00:56:50,372 FINE. NO SCRATCHES. 1112 00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:55,443 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE FOOLING YOURSELF IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW YOUR KIDS. 1113 00:56:55,513 --> 00:56:56,245 PROBABLY IN A GANG. 1114 00:56:56,313 --> 00:56:57,445 Caroline: OH, DAVID. 1115 00:56:57,515 --> 00:57:00,732 BUT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU HAVE BEEN TOO HARD ON HIM. 1116 00:57:00,734 --> 00:57:01,800 DAVID TOLD ME ABOUT THE TIME 1117 00:57:01,868 --> 00:57:05,003 THE 2 OF YOU SNEAKED OFF TO SEE THE STONES CONCERT. 1118 00:57:05,071 --> 00:57:05,871 WEREN'T YOU ABOUT BILLY'S AGE? 1119 00:57:05,939 --> 00:57:07,272 WELL, THAT WAS DIFFERENT. 1120 00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:08,941 WHY, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET CAUGHT? 1121 00:57:09,009 --> 00:57:11,209 DAVID TOLD ME THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS OF HIS LIFE. 1122 00:57:11,278 --> 00:57:14,012 HE HAS TO KNOW THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR HIS ACTIONS. 1123 00:57:14,081 --> 00:57:17,032 WELL, OF COURSE, BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS. 1124 00:57:17,034 --> 00:57:18,167 CAN'T YOU PUNISH HIM ANOTHER DAY? 1125 00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:19,701 IT DOESN'T HAPPEN LIKE THAT! 1126 00:57:19,703 --> 00:57:21,369 IT'S REALLY NOT HIS FAULT ANYWAY. 1127 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:22,371 WHAT? 1128 00:57:22,373 --> 00:57:23,438 IF YOU MADE SOME REAL MONEY, 1129 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,372 YOU COULD SEND HIM TO PRIVATE SCHOOL 1130 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:25,374 JUST LIKE OUR KIDS. 1131 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:26,374 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD... 1132 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:28,510 THAT'S WHERE VALUEMALL COMES INTO THE PICTURE. 1133 00:57:28,512 --> 00:57:29,978 Henry: IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD ABOUT 1134 00:57:30,046 --> 00:57:33,315 THAT MONSTER STORE OF YOURS, I'M GOING TO THROW-- 1135 00:57:33,383 --> 00:57:34,465 MONEY'S NOT EVERYTHING, DAVE! 1136 00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:37,536 I KNOW. IT'S ABOUT YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR HOME. 1137 00:57:37,604 --> 00:57:39,538 THOSE ARE WHAT ARE IMPORTANT. YEAH! 1138 00:57:39,606 --> 00:57:40,672 WELL, YOUR HOUSE IS FALLING APART. 1139 00:57:40,740 --> 00:57:42,007 YOUR WIFE BURNS THINGS. 1140 00:57:42,009 --> 00:57:43,809 YOUR DAUGHTER'S AFRAID OF HER OWN SHADOW. 1141 00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:44,610 YOUR SON IS PRACTICALLY A JUVENILE DELINQUENT. 1142 00:57:44,678 --> 00:57:45,677 ONE TIME-- 1143 00:57:45,746 --> 00:57:48,347 AT LEAST I SPEND TIME WITH MY FAMILY. I'M HOME. 1144 00:57:48,415 --> 00:57:49,814 YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE HOW TO LIVE. YOU'RE HOPELESS! 1145 00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:52,901 WORKING 18 HOURS A DAY AND NEVER SEEING YOUR FAMILY 1146 00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:53,635 IS NOT MY IDEA OF MAKING A LIVING. 1147 00:57:53,703 --> 00:57:55,036 I KNEW THIS WAS A MISTAKE. 1148 00:57:55,105 --> 00:57:58,507 I KNEW YOU'D NEVER APPRECIATE WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO FOR YOU. 1149 00:57:58,575 --> 00:58:00,976 ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST TRY TO SIT DOWN AND TALK. 1150 00:58:01,044 --> 00:58:02,844 CAROLINE, GET JACEY. WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 1151 00:58:02,913 --> 00:58:04,446 IF WE HURRY, WE CAN BE IN HAWAII BY MORNING. 1152 00:58:04,514 --> 00:58:05,914 JACEY! WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII! 1153 00:58:05,982 --> 00:58:07,332 YOU KNOW, UNFORTUNATELY... 1154 00:58:07,401 --> 00:58:09,801 Dave: I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BRING A VALUEMALL TO GREENWOOD FALLS. 1155 00:58:09,869 --> 00:58:15,140 THIS IS MY HOMETOWN, TOO, AND IF I WANT TO COME BACK HOME, I WILL! 1156 00:58:15,208 --> 00:58:16,275 YOU WANT TO MOVE BACK HERE? 1157 00:58:16,343 --> 00:58:18,676 WELL, NOT NOW. NOW JUST THE STORE, 1158 00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:21,146 AND THEN, WELL, WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPENS. 1159 00:58:21,214 --> 00:58:22,614 FINE, AND IF I WANT TO JOIN THE COMMUNITY 1160 00:58:22,616 --> 00:58:24,832 TO TRY TO STOP YOU, THEN...FINE! 1161 00:58:24,902 --> 00:58:25,968 FINE! FINE! 1162 00:58:25,970 --> 00:58:27,436 FINE! FINE! 1163 00:58:27,438 --> 00:58:28,970 Caroline: MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1164 00:58:29,039 --> 00:58:29,905 FINE! 1165 00:58:29,973 --> 00:58:30,972 FINE! 1166 00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:32,574 HA! FINE! FINE! 1167 00:58:32,643 --> 00:58:33,975 FINE! FINE! 1168 00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:35,644 FINE! 1169 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:37,913 FINE. 1170 00:58:50,143 --> 00:58:52,043 DAD... 1171 00:58:54,347 --> 00:58:57,699 I'M SORRY. I NEVER MEANT TO-- 1172 00:58:57,768 --> 00:59:01,503 IT WAS MY FAULT. I LOST MY TEMPER. 1173 00:59:01,571 --> 00:59:02,503 DON'T GET ME WRONG, 1174 00:59:02,573 --> 00:59:04,706 YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED FOR LIFE, 1175 00:59:04,774 --> 00:59:06,774 BUT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN MY BROTHER AND I 1176 00:59:06,844 --> 00:59:08,310 WAS...MY BROTHER AND I. 1177 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:10,245 I COULD TELL YOU EVERYTHING WILL BE OK TOMORROW, 1178 00:59:10,314 --> 00:59:11,313 BUT YOU'D NEVER BELIEVE ME. 1179 00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:15,267 EVEN IF THINGS DO LOOK BETTER IN THE MORNING, BILLY, 1180 00:59:15,335 --> 00:59:18,870 YOU'VE GOT TO TRY TO LEARN FROM TODAY, 1181 00:59:18,938 --> 00:59:21,039 TRY NOT TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES. 1182 00:59:22,876 --> 00:59:25,877 I SAW THE OLD LADY, DAD-- 1183 00:59:25,946 --> 00:59:27,879 MRS. PATRICK. 1184 00:59:29,283 --> 00:59:30,965 THE DELIVERY FROM CHRISTMAS EVE. 1185 00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:33,435 SHE WAS EATING CAT FOOD. 1186 00:59:33,437 --> 00:59:34,769 IF I HAD DELIVERED THE TUNA-- 1187 00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:36,304 SHE WON'T BUY THE TUNA 1188 00:59:36,373 --> 00:59:39,174 BECAUSE IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE. 1189 00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:43,979 SHE'S GOT TO EAT, SHE'S GOT TO FEED HER CATS, 1190 00:59:43,981 --> 00:59:45,714 SO I CHANGED THE LABELS. 1191 00:59:45,716 --> 00:59:48,800 I PUT THE CAT FOOD ON THE TUNA. 1192 00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:50,601 I'D GIVE IT TO HER, BUT SHE'S TOO PROUD. 1193 00:59:50,671 --> 00:59:52,470 SHE WON'T ACCEPT ANY CHARITY. 1194 00:59:52,539 --> 00:59:55,140 THEN WHEN I DELIVER IT TO HER, 1195 00:59:55,208 --> 00:59:57,142 WELL, I TELL HER THAT I'LL SEND HER THE BILL, 1196 00:59:57,210 --> 01:00:00,612 BUT I DON'T, AND SHE FORGETS. 1197 01:00:00,681 --> 01:00:03,215 WHOA! 1198 01:00:03,217 --> 01:00:07,702 SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD CUSTOMER, AND A GOOD FRIEND. 1199 01:00:07,771 --> 01:00:10,104 YEAH, BUT SHE DOESN'T BUY ANYTHING. 1200 01:00:10,174 --> 01:00:11,573 WELL, YOU CAN'T BUY FRIENDSHIP, BILLY. 1201 01:00:11,642 --> 01:00:15,143 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND MONEY ON SOMEONE FOR THEM TO BE YOUR FRIEND. 1202 01:00:22,603 --> 01:00:25,870 GOOD NIGHT, SON. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1203 01:00:31,678 --> 01:00:33,478 WHAT'S WRONG, BILLY? 1204 01:00:34,882 --> 01:00:36,682 WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE MOM AND DAD. 1205 01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:38,166 I KNOW. 1206 01:00:38,235 --> 01:00:42,837 NO. SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING, SARAH, 1207 01:00:42,906 --> 01:00:44,773 EVEN ON CHRISTMAS. 1208 01:00:44,775 --> 01:00:47,108 I MEAN, MOM AND DAD... 1209 01:00:47,177 --> 01:00:49,110 MAN, THEY GIVE US SO MUCH. 1210 01:00:49,179 --> 01:00:51,179 MOM AND DAD HELP A LOT OF PEOPLE, TOO. 1211 01:00:51,247 --> 01:00:55,066 WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING, TOO. 1212 01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:57,869 WHAT CAN WE DO? WE'RE JUST KIDS. 1213 01:01:07,614 --> 01:01:09,681 GOOD NIGHT. 1214 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:13,101 Radio: WELL, IT'S 11 P.M. CHRISTMAS NIGHT. 1215 01:01:13,169 --> 01:01:16,904 IT WASN'T A MERRY CHRISTMAS AT THE FERGUSON HOME ON CHESTER STREET. 1216 01:01:16,974 --> 01:01:18,372 AROUND 10:00 THIS MORNING, 1217 01:01:18,442 --> 01:01:19,574 A FIRE SPARKED BY A DRY CHRISTMAS TREE 1218 01:01:19,643 --> 01:01:24,112 DESTROYED THE FAMILY HOME AND EVERYTHING INSIDE IT. 1219 01:01:25,516 --> 01:01:26,581 Woman: AND EARLY THIS CHRISTMAS MORNING, 1220 01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:29,600 A YOUNG UNIDENTIFIED BOY BROKE INTO THE FERGUSON HOME 1221 01:01:29,670 --> 01:01:33,071 AND, USING A FIRE EXTINGUISHER HE JUST HAPPENED TO BE CARRYING, 1222 01:01:33,140 --> 01:01:34,272 EXTINGUISHED A BURNING CHRISTMAS TREE 1223 01:01:34,341 --> 01:01:37,409 BEFORE IT HAD TIME TO CAUSE ANY DAMAGE TO THE HOME. 1224 01:01:37,411 --> 01:01:39,945 THIS STORY GOES TO PROVE THAT THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT 1225 01:01:39,947 --> 01:01:42,214 IS ALIVE AND WELL IN GREENWOOD FALLS. 1226 01:01:42,216 --> 01:01:44,566 I'M KENDALL CASEY REPORTING. 1227 01:01:45,235 --> 01:01:46,300 EXCUSE ME, YOUNG LADY, 1228 01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:48,503 HOW DID YOU FINALLY FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF THE FOREST? 1229 01:01:48,571 --> 01:01:51,239 I DON'T KNOW. WE WERE HUDDLED TOGETHER CRYING, 1230 01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:52,373 HOPING SOMEONE WOULD FIND US, 1231 01:01:52,442 --> 01:01:55,643 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, THIS BOY COMES WALKING UP TO US 1232 01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:56,778 AND TELLS US TO FOLLOW HIM. 1233 01:01:56,780 --> 01:02:00,381 HE GAVE US ALL HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS COOKIES. 1234 01:02:11,478 --> 01:02:13,011 HELLO? 1235 01:02:13,079 --> 01:02:14,946 HELLO? ANYBODY HERE? 1236 01:02:15,014 --> 01:02:16,347 HELLO? 1237 01:02:16,416 --> 01:02:17,766 OH, MY GOODNESS. 1238 01:02:17,834 --> 01:02:24,372 GOODNESS GRACIOUS. 1239 01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:25,439 Radio: AND THERE WERE SEVERAL CLOSE CALLS 1240 01:02:25,509 --> 01:02:28,242 IN AND AROUND GREENWOOD FALLS TODAY, 1241 01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:30,845 BUT CHRISTMAS 1996 WAS STILL FULL OF TRAGEDY. 1242 01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:33,648 THE WAVERLY NURSING HOME WAS FLOODED EARLY THIS MORNING, 1243 01:02:33,650 --> 01:02:34,933 AND THE-- [SHUTS RADIO OFF] 1244 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:37,068 WHAT'S WRONG, BILLY? 1245 01:02:37,137 --> 01:02:38,804 YOU CAN'T FIX THE WORLD. 1246 01:02:38,872 --> 01:02:41,673 IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY OR WHAT YOU DO, 1247 01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:42,940 YOU CAN'T FIX EVERYTHING. 1248 01:02:43,010 --> 01:02:45,743 MORE BAD STUFF KEEPS ON HAPPENING. 1249 01:02:51,334 --> 01:02:54,035 TALK TO ME, HENRY. 1250 01:02:56,506 --> 01:02:58,289 I CAN'T. 1251 01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:00,909 WELL, I SURE WISH YOU WOULD 1252 01:03:00,977 --> 01:03:03,178 BECAUSE WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER. 1253 01:03:04,381 --> 01:03:07,332 IF HE BRINGS THE STORE HERE, THEN WE CAN'T SURVIVE. 1254 01:03:07,334 --> 01:03:10,134 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR? 1255 01:03:10,203 --> 01:03:11,603 THEN TALK TO HIM. 1256 01:03:11,605 --> 01:03:14,806 TELL HIM HOW MUCH KEEPING THE STORE MEANS TO US. 1257 01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:15,673 I DID. 1258 01:03:15,742 --> 01:03:16,874 NO, YOU DIDN'T. YOU TOLD HIM HOW MUCH 1259 01:03:16,944 --> 01:03:19,945 IT WOULD MEAN TO THE COMMUNITY, BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM-- 1260 01:03:20,013 --> 01:03:21,146 DO YOU WANT ME TO BEG? 1261 01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:22,480 DO YOU WANT ME TO BEG MY LITTLE BROTHER 1262 01:03:22,549 --> 01:03:23,882 TO LET ME KEEP MY STORE? 1263 01:03:23,884 --> 01:03:25,633 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME TO DO, MOLLY. 1264 01:03:25,702 --> 01:03:26,835 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? DO YOU WANT TO MOVE? 1265 01:03:26,903 --> 01:03:30,906 DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE THIS TOWN WHERE WE GREW UP 1266 01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:32,974 AND THIS HOUSE WHERE BILLY AND SARAH WERE BORN 1267 01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:36,978 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO PROUD TO TALK TO YOUR LITTLE BROTHER? 1268 01:03:37,046 --> 01:03:37,979 THAT IS SO UNFAIR. 1269 01:03:38,048 --> 01:03:39,114 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE, HENRY. 1270 01:03:39,116 --> 01:03:41,332 I'M NOT LEAVING. THEN STAY. 1271 01:03:51,477 --> 01:03:52,811 HEY, DAD. 1272 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,948 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP, BILLY? 1273 01:03:58,635 --> 01:04:00,668 COULDN'T SLEEP. 1274 01:04:04,775 --> 01:04:07,509 I WISH I COULD FIX THINGS, DAD. 1275 01:04:07,577 --> 01:04:11,913 YOU KNOW, LIKE THE STORE AND YOU AND MOM. 1276 01:04:11,982 --> 01:04:14,599 THAT'S NOT YOUR JOB, BILLY. 1277 01:04:14,668 --> 01:04:18,136 YOUR JOB IS TO BE 13. 1278 01:04:18,204 --> 01:04:20,872 BE THE BEST 13 YOU CAN BE. 1279 01:04:20,941 --> 01:04:23,875 I'LL WORK ON THE OTHER STUFF, OK? 1280 01:04:23,943 --> 01:04:26,344 YEAH, BUT DOESN'T IT EVER BOTHER YOU 1281 01:04:26,413 --> 01:04:29,614 THAT YOU JUST CAN'T FIX EVERYTHING? 1282 01:04:31,234 --> 01:04:33,968 NO. 1283 01:04:34,037 --> 01:04:36,504 I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT SOME ADVICE I GOT 1284 01:04:36,573 --> 01:04:39,840 FROM ONE OF THE SMARTEST MEN I EVER KNEW, 1285 01:04:39,910 --> 01:04:41,709 MY DAD. 1286 01:04:41,778 --> 01:04:46,113 HE SAID LOVE YOUR FAMILY AND LOVE YOUR FRIENDS. 1287 01:04:46,183 --> 01:04:47,248 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, 1288 01:04:47,250 --> 01:04:50,534 STEP OUTSIDE YOURSELF SO YOU CAN REALLY SEE 1289 01:04:50,604 --> 01:04:53,805 THOSE PEOPLE THAT YOU CARE ABOUT, 1290 01:04:53,873 --> 01:04:54,739 AND DO YOUR BEST EVERY DAY, 1291 01:04:54,807 --> 01:04:57,475 AND LIFE WILL FALL INTO PLACE. 1292 01:04:58,612 --> 01:05:00,145 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1293 01:05:00,213 --> 01:05:03,414 IT MEANS I CAN'T WORRY ABOUT THOSE THINGS 1294 01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:06,033 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT. 1295 01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:07,168 I JUST HAVE TO LOVE 1296 01:05:07,170 --> 01:05:10,305 AND PROTECT MY FAMILY THE BEST I CAN. 1297 01:05:10,373 --> 01:05:14,442 YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER AND YOU, YOU'RE MY LIFE. 1298 01:05:14,511 --> 01:05:18,012 THERE ISN'T ANYTHING I WOULDN'T DO TO PROTECT YOU. 1299 01:05:19,316 --> 01:05:22,133 YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT UNCLE DAVID? 1300 01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:28,807 WELL, IF UNCLE DAVE WANTS TO BRING HIS STORE HERE, 1301 01:05:28,809 --> 01:05:31,943 THERE MAY NOT BE MUCH I CAN DO ABOUT IT. 1302 01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:36,147 I KNOW THAT DISAPPOINTS YOU... 1303 01:05:36,149 --> 01:05:40,769 BUT MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING THAT HE HAS TO DO. 1304 01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:47,709 NO. I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 1305 01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:49,711 I LOVE YOU, DAD. 1306 01:05:51,114 --> 01:05:53,281 I LOVE YOU, TOO, SON. 1307 01:05:54,334 --> 01:05:59,537 AND RIGHT NOW, I GOT TO GO TALK TO YOUR MOM. 1308 01:06:46,036 --> 01:06:53,307 Radio Announcer: IT'S 7 A.M. ON YOUR NUMBER ONE MUSIC STATION IN GREENWOOD FALLS. 1309 01:06:53,376 --> 01:06:56,378 [GROANS] 1310 01:06:56,446 --> 01:06:58,446 Sarah: SANTA CAME! SANTA CAME! 1311 01:06:58,448 --> 01:07:00,865 Molly: OF COURSE HE DID. 1312 01:07:02,469 --> 01:07:06,070 OH, WHAT COULD IT BE? 1313 01:07:06,139 --> 01:07:09,541 LET ME HELP. LET ME HELP. LET ME HELP. 1314 01:07:09,543 --> 01:07:10,742 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1315 01:07:10,810 --> 01:07:11,876 OH, LOOK WHAT SANTA BROUGHT! 1316 01:07:11,945 --> 01:07:13,077 HEY. 1317 01:07:13,146 --> 01:07:14,411 MERRY CHRISTMAS. LOOK WHAT SANTA BROUGHT. 1318 01:07:14,481 --> 01:07:17,215 WHAT A COOL PRESENT, SARAH. THAT'S COOL. 1319 01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:18,966 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU STILL LIKED DOLLS. 1320 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:21,035 DON'T BE IN A HURRY TO GROW UP. 1321 01:07:21,104 --> 01:07:22,971 WHAT DID YOU GET, DAD? WHAT DID YOU GET, MOM? 1322 01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:27,108 OH, WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT-- 1323 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:29,043 THIS... 1324 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:30,311 HMM... 1325 01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:31,245 OH, A BOOK ON IRELAND! 1326 01:07:31,314 --> 01:07:34,598 OH, HONEY, THESE PAINTS ARE GORGEOUS. 1327 01:07:34,668 --> 01:07:35,266 THANKS. THANK YOU. 1328 01:07:35,335 --> 01:07:38,069 WELL, I MISS WATCHING YOU PAINT. 1329 01:07:38,138 --> 01:07:39,470 YOU KNOW, YOUR MOM IS A WONDERFUL ARTIST. 1330 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:41,806 I KNOW YOU WANT TO GO THERE SOMEDAY. 1331 01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:43,408 AS LONG AS I CAN TAKE YOU, TOO. 1332 01:07:43,476 --> 01:07:44,475 CAN I TAKE THESE PAINTS? 1333 01:07:44,544 --> 01:07:46,477 MM-HMM. 1334 01:07:48,682 --> 01:07:49,280 Billy: OH, AND I GOT A BASKETBALL, 1335 01:07:49,349 --> 01:07:50,548 WHICH IS JUST WHAT I WANTED. 1336 01:07:50,550 --> 01:07:52,900 I'M NOT THAT GOOD, BUT IF I PRACTICE, I'LL GET BETTER. 1337 01:07:52,969 --> 01:07:55,836 ALL RIGHT. YOU GUYS JUST KEEP ON OPENING YOUR PRESENTS, 1338 01:07:55,906 --> 01:07:57,037 AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1339 01:07:57,107 --> 01:07:59,240 LET'S SEE. AH, IT'S TO YOU. 1340 01:07:59,308 --> 01:08:01,309 IT'S TO ME? OH... 1341 01:08:01,377 --> 01:08:03,645 WHO'S IT FROM? 1342 01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:05,546 WELL... 1343 01:08:07,801 --> 01:08:10,801 OH, HONEY. 1344 01:08:10,871 --> 01:08:13,838 [DING, CUCKOO] 1345 01:08:21,948 --> 01:08:22,947 YOUR DAD AND YOUR UNCLE DAVID, 1346 01:08:23,016 --> 01:08:27,302 THEY USED TO DELIVER MY GROCERIES WHEN THEY WERE KIDS. 1347 01:08:27,304 --> 01:08:28,636 MY DAD AND UNCLE DAVID USED TO WORK TOGETHER? 1348 01:08:28,638 --> 01:08:32,640 THEY SURE DID, RIGHT UP UNTIL YOUR GRANDPA DIED. 1349 01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:35,910 AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 1350 01:08:35,979 --> 01:08:37,712 I DON'T REALLY KNOW. 1351 01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:38,846 I GUESS THEY, UH... [CAR HORN HONKS] 1352 01:08:38,915 --> 01:08:40,448 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, MR. CHARMERS. 1353 01:08:40,517 --> 01:08:42,433 IT WAS GOOD TALKING TO YOU. 1354 01:09:01,371 --> 01:09:03,771 OH... HEY, BILLY. 1355 01:09:03,773 --> 01:09:05,439 AMAZING CAR, UNCLE DAVID. 1356 01:09:05,508 --> 01:09:07,642 MUST HAVE HAD TO WORK HARD FOR A CAR LIKE THAT. 1357 01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:09,510 HOW MANY HOURS A DAY WOULD YOU SAY YOU PUT IN? 1358 01:09:09,579 --> 01:09:12,380 MORE THAN I CAN COUNT, BILLY. 1359 01:09:12,448 --> 01:09:14,115 MORE THAN I CAN COUNT. 1360 01:09:17,270 --> 01:09:20,672 COME ON, JACE. OUT OF THE CAR. WE'RE HERE. 1361 01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:22,407 GLAD YOU COULD COME, AUNT CAROLINE. 1362 01:09:22,475 --> 01:09:23,141 I KNOW IT'S NOT HAWAII, 1363 01:09:23,143 --> 01:09:24,208 BUT MY MOM'S A GREAT COOK, 1364 01:09:24,210 --> 01:09:27,946 AND OUR FAMILIES DON'T SPEND ENOUGH TIME TOGETHER. 1365 01:09:27,948 --> 01:09:29,814 WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT, BILLY. 1366 01:09:29,816 --> 01:09:32,167 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1367 01:09:32,235 --> 01:09:33,500 HI, JACE. 1368 01:09:33,570 --> 01:09:35,637 MERRY CHRISTMAS, BILLY. 1369 01:09:38,241 --> 01:09:43,444 WELL, IT IS CERTAINLY NOT LIKE I SIT AROUND EATING BONBONS ALL DAY. 1370 01:09:43,512 --> 01:09:47,382 NO. I DRIVE JACEY TO DANCE CLASS AND TO TUTORS, 1371 01:09:47,450 --> 01:09:49,200 AND I DO CHARITY WORK. 1372 01:09:49,202 --> 01:09:52,202 YEAH, BUT STILL I CAN SEE HOW YOU'D WANT MORE. 1373 01:09:52,272 --> 01:09:53,337 WELL, I DID LOVE WORKING. 1374 01:09:53,406 --> 01:09:56,875 MAKING MY OWN MONEY MADE ME FEEL REALLY SECURE. 1375 01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:57,942 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO IT. 1376 01:09:58,011 --> 01:10:01,345 OH, YOUR UNCLE DAVID WOULD NEVER HEAR OF THAT. 1377 01:10:01,414 --> 01:10:03,414 OH... 1378 01:10:03,483 --> 01:10:05,233 GIN. 1379 01:10:05,301 --> 01:10:06,834 IT TAKES 3 THINGS TO PLAY BASKETBALL. 1380 01:10:06,836 --> 01:10:08,836 PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE-- AND YOU KNOW, 1381 01:10:08,904 --> 01:10:10,638 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, DAD. 1382 01:10:10,707 --> 01:10:11,973 OK. NOW TAKE A SHOT. 1383 01:10:15,111 --> 01:10:19,280 GOOD TRY, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO TUCK IN YOUR ELBOW. 1384 01:10:25,005 --> 01:10:26,070 LOOK... 1385 01:10:26,138 --> 01:10:27,405 YOU LOOK AT THE BALL. LOOK AT THE HOOP. 1386 01:10:27,407 --> 01:10:32,410 LOOK BACK AT THE BALL. CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1387 01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:36,347 PICTURE THE BALL GOING IN. 1388 01:10:36,415 --> 01:10:38,933 TRY IT AGAIN. 1389 01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:45,573 THAT WAS A GOOD EFFORT, SON. OK. TRY IT AGAIN. 1390 01:11:10,817 --> 01:11:12,367 I COULD GET ONE OF MY OLD BIKES OUT 1391 01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:14,702 IF YOU WANT TO RIDE WITH SARAH. 1392 01:11:14,704 --> 01:11:15,770 NO, THANKS. 1393 01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:16,571 YOU CAN'T EXACTLY RIDE A BIKE 1394 01:11:16,573 --> 01:11:19,173 IN CLOTHES LIKE THESE. 1395 01:11:19,242 --> 01:11:22,977 SO YOU CAN BORROW SOME JEANS AND A T-SHIRT FROM ME. 1396 01:11:23,045 --> 01:11:24,646 I ONLY WEAR DESIGNER JEANS. 1397 01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:27,648 THOSE OTHER JEANS MAKE ME DIZZY. 1398 01:11:27,650 --> 01:11:28,733 SO BORROW SOME SHORTS. 1399 01:11:28,768 --> 01:11:31,302 IT'S TOO COLD! 1400 01:11:34,607 --> 01:11:37,475 CAN'T RIDE A 2-WHEELER, CAN YOU? 1401 01:11:41,948 --> 01:11:43,948 MY DAD SAID HE WOULD TEACH ME. 1402 01:11:44,016 --> 01:11:46,634 HE GOT BUSY. 1403 01:11:46,702 --> 01:11:49,237 I COULD TEACH YOU. 1404 01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:51,906 OK. COME ON. 1405 01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:53,374 DON'T LET GO. I WON'T. 1406 01:11:53,443 --> 01:11:54,575 DON'T LET GO! 1407 01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:56,511 I'M NOT. I WON'T. 1408 01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:59,981 HEY, JACEY! 1409 01:11:59,983 --> 01:12:02,467 I'M DOING IT! I'M RIDING ALONE! 1410 01:12:02,535 --> 01:12:05,536 BILLY, SARAH, LOOK, I'M RIDING ALONE! 1411 01:12:29,512 --> 01:12:31,245 EXCUSE ME. I'M LOOKING FOR A BRACELET. 1412 01:12:31,247 --> 01:12:32,580 IT SAYS "DIANE" ON IT. 1413 01:12:34,383 --> 01:12:37,067 I, UH, GOT YOU A PRESENT. 1414 01:12:37,137 --> 01:12:39,170 REALLY? WHY? 1415 01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:42,807 BECAUSE I... I LIKE YOU. 1416 01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:50,281 I LOVE IT! 1417 01:12:50,349 --> 01:12:54,701 I WANTED ONE EVER SINCE I LOST ONE MY DAD GAVE ME. 1418 01:12:54,771 --> 01:12:58,906 THAT'S THE ONE YOUR DAD GAVE YOU. 1419 01:12:58,974 --> 01:13:00,441 HOW DID YOU FIND THIS? 1420 01:13:00,510 --> 01:13:02,043 SCHOOL LOST AND FOUND. 1421 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:05,313 THANKS. 1422 01:13:05,315 --> 01:13:07,931 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1423 01:13:08,001 --> 01:13:10,668 OK. OK. QUIET, EVERYBODY. 1424 01:13:10,670 --> 01:13:12,737 THE WINNER OF THE JELLYBEAN CONTEST 1425 01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:17,608 WITH A GUESS OF 2,456 IS... 1426 01:13:17,610 --> 01:13:19,376 TERRY MARTIN. 1427 01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:23,481 YOU DID IT, SON. YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT. 1428 01:13:23,549 --> 01:13:27,301 OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 1429 01:13:28,637 --> 01:13:31,705 ♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪ 1430 01:13:31,774 --> 01:13:34,575 ♪ HOLY NIGHT ♪ 1431 01:13:34,643 --> 01:13:38,179 ♪ ALL IS CALM ♪ 1432 01:13:38,181 --> 01:13:41,532 ♪ ALL IS BRIGHT ♪ 1433 01:13:41,534 --> 01:13:47,805 ♪ 'ROUND YON VIRGIN MOTHER AND CHILD ♪ 1434 01:13:47,873 --> 01:13:53,811 ♪ HOLY INFANT SO TENDER AND MILD ♪ 1435 01:13:53,879 --> 01:14:00,101 ♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE ♪ 1436 01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:02,703 ♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE ♪ 1437 01:14:11,047 --> 01:14:14,248 MAKE A BASKET, BILLY. 1438 01:14:14,316 --> 01:14:17,802 Boy: COME ON, BILLY! SHOOT IT! COME ON, MAN! 1439 01:14:28,147 --> 01:14:30,014 [APPLAUSE] 1440 01:14:30,082 --> 01:14:32,433 HEY, WAY TO GO. 1441 01:14:32,435 --> 01:14:33,700 WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT? 1442 01:14:33,770 --> 01:14:34,769 SANTA GAVE IT TO ME. 1443 01:14:34,837 --> 01:14:37,839 WELL, I AM VERY IMPRESSED. 1444 01:14:39,776 --> 01:14:41,041 WATCH OUT, SON. 1445 01:14:41,110 --> 01:14:43,845 YOU'RE BEGINNING TO ENJOY CHRISTMAS. 1446 01:14:43,913 --> 01:14:51,468 ♪ SILENT NIGHT, HOLY NIGHT ♪ 1447 01:14:51,537 --> 01:14:57,675 ♪ ALL IS CALM, ALL IS BRIGHT ♪ 1448 01:14:57,743 --> 01:15:00,611 ♪ 'ROUND YON VIRGIN... ♪ 1449 01:15:00,679 --> 01:15:04,147 AND A LIGHT SNOW BEGAN TO FALL ON THE FIRST CHRISTMAS. 1450 01:15:04,217 --> 01:15:12,439 ♪ HOLY INFANT SO TENDER AND MILD ♪ 1451 01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:19,913 ♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE ♪ 1452 01:15:19,983 --> 01:15:24,935 ♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE ♪ 1453 01:15:25,004 --> 01:15:29,073 AND PEOPLE EVERYWHERE LEARNED THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS. 1454 01:15:29,075 --> 01:15:31,809 IT'S NOT ABOUT PRESENTS OR MONEY. 1455 01:15:31,877 --> 01:15:34,144 IT'S ABOUT FAMILY AND COMMUNITY... 1456 01:15:34,213 --> 01:15:37,814 KNOWING YOUR FAMILY, UNDERSTANDING WHO THEY ARE, 1457 01:15:37,884 --> 01:15:42,436 APPRECIATING THEM, AND KEEPING THEM CLOSE. 1458 01:15:42,504 --> 01:15:46,840 CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT TREATING YOUR COMMUNITY LIKE MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY, 1459 01:15:46,909 --> 01:15:49,777 CARING FOR ONE ANOTHER. 1460 01:15:49,845 --> 01:15:54,114 WE ALL NEED TO LEARN TO DO OUR BEST EVERY DAY, 1461 01:15:54,183 --> 01:15:56,933 AND LIFE WILL FALL INTO PLACE. 1462 01:15:57,003 --> 01:16:04,341 ♪ CHRIST THE SAVIOR IS BORN ♪ 1463 01:16:04,410 --> 01:16:07,344 ♪ CHRIST THE SAVIOR... ♪ 1464 01:16:07,413 --> 01:16:08,946 HI, MRS. PATRICK. 1465 01:16:09,015 --> 01:16:10,614 I'M BILLY FROM JACKSON'S GENERAL STORE. 1466 01:16:10,616 --> 01:16:11,365 MY DAD TOLD ME TO TELL YOU 1467 01:16:11,434 --> 01:16:13,767 THAT YOU WON OUR CHRISTMAS CONTEST. 1468 01:16:13,836 --> 01:16:15,102 HERE'S YOUR PRIZE. 1469 01:16:15,171 --> 01:16:16,503 OH, THANK YOU, SON. THAT'S VERY SWEET. 1470 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:18,705 AND MY MOM ALSO ASKED ME TO ASK YOU 1471 01:16:18,775 --> 01:16:19,640 IF YOU COULD COME TO OUR HOUSE 1472 01:16:19,709 --> 01:16:21,842 FOR A LATE DINNER TONIGHT. 1473 01:16:21,910 --> 01:16:25,046 I WISH I COULD, BUT LOOK AT MY CLOTHES, 1474 01:16:25,048 --> 01:16:28,666 AND MY HAIR NEEDS FIXING. 1475 01:16:33,272 --> 01:16:34,338 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1476 01:16:34,407 --> 01:16:35,940 OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN, MRS. PATRICK! 1477 01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:36,874 I JUST LOVE MAKEOVERS. 1478 01:16:41,748 --> 01:16:42,613 [DOORBELL RINGING] 1479 01:16:42,682 --> 01:16:45,499 I'LL GET IT. 1480 01:16:45,501 --> 01:16:47,101 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1481 01:16:47,169 --> 01:16:49,637 OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1482 01:16:49,705 --> 01:16:50,904 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1483 01:16:50,973 --> 01:16:53,774 HEY. 1484 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:55,976 Man: THE TREE IS BEAUTIFUL. 1485 01:16:58,981 --> 01:17:00,915 OH, YOU CAME! 1486 01:17:00,983 --> 01:17:02,733 WHY WOULDN'T I? 1487 01:17:02,735 --> 01:17:04,735 I THOUGHT YOU HATED CHRISTMAS. 1488 01:17:04,803 --> 01:17:09,073 WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE. NOBODY HATES CHRISTMAS. 1489 01:17:09,141 --> 01:17:11,709 [LAUGHS] COME ON. 1490 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:19,634 Molly: LOOK WHO'S HERE. 1491 01:17:19,702 --> 01:17:21,835 MERRY CHRISTMAS. THANK YOU. 1492 01:17:21,904 --> 01:17:23,370 I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD COME. 1493 01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:24,772 THANKS FOR THE COOKIES. 1494 01:17:24,774 --> 01:17:28,242 OH, ANYTIME, ANY HOLIDAY. 1495 01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:34,315 MR. CHARMERS, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1496 01:17:34,383 --> 01:17:35,599 THANK YOU. 1497 01:17:35,667 --> 01:17:36,266 EGGNOG? 1498 01:17:36,335 --> 01:17:38,735 I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 1499 01:17:38,805 --> 01:17:41,872 MR. CHARMERS, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET... 1500 01:17:41,940 --> 01:17:43,607 MRS. PATRICK. 1501 01:17:43,609 --> 01:17:47,011 MRS. PATRICK, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU. 1502 01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:48,545 WHAT A LOVELY DRESS. VERY FESTIVE. 1503 01:17:48,614 --> 01:17:51,015 Mrs. Patrick: THANK YOU. 1504 01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:52,566 NICE WORK. 1505 01:17:52,634 --> 01:17:54,868 MERRY CHRISTMAS, HONEY. 1506 01:18:01,644 --> 01:18:03,176 GREAT PARTY. 1507 01:18:03,246 --> 01:18:04,111 THANK YOU. 1508 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:04,912 YOU KNOW, I STILL LOVE THAT. 1509 01:18:04,980 --> 01:18:07,181 YOU SURE YOU WON'T LET ME BUY IT? 1510 01:18:12,671 --> 01:18:15,406 MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAVID. 1511 01:18:23,416 --> 01:18:25,232 AND SHE SAID, "YOU KNOW, THE ONLY THING I WISH 1512 01:18:25,301 --> 01:18:27,434 IS THAT WE COULD HAVE SOME SNOW FOR CHRISTMAS." 1513 01:18:27,503 --> 01:18:29,436 IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES, IT STARTED TO SNOW, 1514 01:18:29,438 --> 01:18:33,240 AND IT DIDN'T STOP FOR ABOUT 4 DAYS. 1515 01:18:33,309 --> 01:18:35,042 WE COULDN'T SEE THE HOUSE FROM THE FRONT. 1516 01:18:35,110 --> 01:18:36,977 I BET SHE WISHED FOR THAT AGAIN ONE TIME. 1517 01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:39,780 SO, UM... 1518 01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:42,933 AM I ALLOWED TO HUG YOU IN PUBLIC? 1519 01:18:44,403 --> 01:18:45,869 MERRY CHRISTMAS, HONEY. 1520 01:18:45,938 --> 01:18:48,005 MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOM. 1521 01:18:48,073 --> 01:18:51,074 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU. 1522 01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:52,142 FOR ME? 1523 01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:55,212 YEAH. COME ON. 1524 01:18:58,301 --> 01:19:02,235 [GASPS] HONEY! 1525 01:19:02,305 --> 01:19:04,371 OH! 1526 01:19:06,442 --> 01:19:09,243 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1527 01:19:14,650 --> 01:19:17,334 YOU ARE... 1528 01:19:17,403 --> 01:19:18,736 THE MOST WONDERFUL SON 1529 01:19:18,738 --> 01:19:22,806 ANY MOTHER COULD EVER HAVE. 1530 01:19:22,875 --> 01:19:24,541 OH! 1531 01:19:25,477 --> 01:19:27,745 ME. ME. ME. 1532 01:19:27,813 --> 01:19:29,413 [CHUCKLES] 1533 01:19:29,415 --> 01:19:31,015 YOU. YEAH, ME. 1534 01:19:31,017 --> 01:19:34,501 OH, NO. REMEMBER THIS? YOUR FIRST CAR. 1535 01:19:34,570 --> 01:19:36,303 WHAT A PIECE OF JUNK! 1536 01:19:36,372 --> 01:19:39,106 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I LOVED THAT CAR. 1537 01:19:39,175 --> 01:19:40,240 YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY PROBLEM 1538 01:19:40,309 --> 01:19:43,310 ASKING ME TO TAKE YOU ANYWHERE YOU WANTED TO GO. 1539 01:19:43,312 --> 01:19:46,113 YEAH, RIGHT. WHAT DID WE CALL IT? 1540 01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:47,380 THE CHICK-MOBILE. 1541 01:19:47,450 --> 01:19:49,199 WE DROVE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE MOUNTAINS 1542 01:19:49,268 --> 01:19:52,669 JUST TO MEET DEBBIE JANSEN'S COUSIN, REMEMBER? 1543 01:19:52,738 --> 01:19:58,208 YEAH. THAT WAS THE YEAR DAD DIED. 1544 01:19:58,277 --> 01:20:00,744 YOU MOVED TO D.C. 1545 01:20:00,813 --> 01:20:05,032 I SURE MISSED WORKING WITH YOU IN THE STORE. 1546 01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:07,902 WELL, IT WAS YOUR STORE. 1547 01:20:07,904 --> 01:20:09,903 WHAT ARE YOU-- 1548 01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,438 HE LEFT IT TO BOTH OF US. 1549 01:20:12,842 --> 01:20:14,641 I HAD DREAMS OF MY OWN. 1550 01:20:14,710 --> 01:20:17,110 I WANTED TO RUN A DIFFERENT KIND OF STORE... 1551 01:20:17,179 --> 01:20:18,511 BIGGER. 1552 01:20:18,581 --> 01:20:20,848 BETTER? 1553 01:20:22,468 --> 01:20:25,002 I DON'T KNOW. 1554 01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:26,069 YOU JUST WANTED TO PROVE TO DAD 1555 01:20:26,138 --> 01:20:28,272 THAT YOU COULD RUN A STORE AS WELL AS I COULD. 1556 01:20:28,340 --> 01:20:30,874 THAT WAS STUPID. DAD WAS DEAD. 1557 01:20:30,943 --> 01:20:32,008 THAT'S RIGHT, DAVE. 1558 01:20:32,078 --> 01:20:34,211 DAD'S DEAD. 1559 01:20:34,213 --> 01:20:36,413 THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO PROVE ANYMORE. 1560 01:20:36,482 --> 01:20:38,699 I GUESS. 1561 01:20:38,767 --> 01:20:40,234 YOU'VE BUILT A HUGE EMPIRE. 1562 01:20:40,236 --> 01:20:42,369 DAD WOULD HAVE BEEN SO PROUD OF YOU. 1563 01:20:42,371 --> 01:20:44,271 I'M PROUD OF YOU... 1564 01:20:47,376 --> 01:20:49,643 EVEN IF YOU DO HAVE YOUR NAILS DONE. 1565 01:20:56,402 --> 01:20:58,001 I WAS THINKING OF MOVING BACK HOME. 1566 01:20:58,070 --> 01:21:02,206 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU AGAIN, 1567 01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:04,541 I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED IN WORKING IN THAT VALUEMALL. 1568 01:21:04,543 --> 01:21:07,077 OH, FORGET ABOUT THE VALUEMALL. 1569 01:21:09,348 --> 01:21:13,033 SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CHRISTMAS, 1570 01:21:13,102 --> 01:21:15,502 BEING HERE TOGETHER, 1571 01:21:15,504 --> 01:21:18,205 IT'S MADE ME REALIZE HOW MUCH I'M MISSING. 1572 01:21:19,775 --> 01:21:21,308 I NEVER SEE CAROLINE. 1573 01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:25,412 MISSED MOST OF JACEY'S CHILDHOOD. 1574 01:21:26,983 --> 01:21:28,732 I SHOULD JUST SELL THE WHOLE CHAIN. 1575 01:21:31,270 --> 01:21:36,941 ACTUALLY, I'M THINKING OF COMING BACK TO WORK WITH YOU. 1576 01:21:37,009 --> 01:21:39,576 WITH ME? 1577 01:21:40,613 --> 01:21:42,146 IN THE STORE. 1578 01:21:43,549 --> 01:21:44,881 MAKING DELIVERIES. 1579 01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:51,571 Both: THE CHICK-MOBILE! 1580 01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,840 YEAH. 1581 01:21:55,578 --> 01:21:57,510 [FOOTSTEPS] 1582 01:21:57,580 --> 01:21:59,913 HEY. HEY. 1583 01:21:59,982 --> 01:22:02,333 HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY HOW PROUD I AM OF YOU? 1584 01:22:02,401 --> 01:22:08,272 YOU TRY TO TEACH YOUR KIDS THE THINGS YOU THINK REALLY MATTER, 1585 01:22:08,274 --> 01:22:11,775 BUT YOU NEVER KNOW IF THEY'RE LISTENING. 1586 01:22:13,278 --> 01:22:15,746 THANKS FOR LISTENING, SON. 1587 01:22:15,814 --> 01:22:18,015 SURE, DAD. 1588 01:22:19,769 --> 01:22:20,767 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1589 01:22:20,836 --> 01:22:22,770 MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAD. 1590 01:22:28,044 --> 01:22:29,777 THERE'S SOMETHING UNDER MY BED. 1591 01:22:29,779 --> 01:22:31,245 CAN I SLEEP WITH YOU? 1592 01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:33,847 THERE'S NOTHING UNDER YOUR BED, SARAH. 1593 01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:34,914 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1594 01:22:34,984 --> 01:22:37,034 LET'S GO AND SEE. 1595 01:22:40,806 --> 01:22:42,339 SEE? THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. 1596 01:22:42,341 --> 01:22:43,340 LOOK UNDER MY BED. 1597 01:22:43,409 --> 01:22:46,810 THERE'S NOTHING UNDER YOUR BED. LOOK AND SEE. 1598 01:22:46,879 --> 01:22:48,678 NO WAY. IT'S TOO DARK. 1599 01:22:48,748 --> 01:22:52,032 SARAH, LOOK UNDER YOUR BED. 1600 01:22:57,573 --> 01:22:58,705 I'M SCARED. 1601 01:22:58,774 --> 01:23:00,173 IT'S OK. 1602 01:23:05,180 --> 01:23:06,579 IS THIS ALL FOR ME? 1603 01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:08,115 YEP. 1604 01:23:08,117 --> 01:23:11,068 A LITTLE HOUSE AND CHRISTMAS TREES. 1605 01:23:11,136 --> 01:23:12,135 THIS IS SO TOTALLY GREAT. 1606 01:23:12,204 --> 01:23:13,804 I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. 1607 01:23:13,872 --> 01:23:16,807 I LOVE IT, BILLY. THANKS. 1608 01:23:16,875 --> 01:23:18,875 NO SWEAT. 1609 01:23:18,944 --> 01:23:20,878 I THINK I'LL SLEEP IN HERE TONIGHT. 1610 01:23:20,946 --> 01:23:22,212 OK. 1611 01:23:22,281 --> 01:23:23,813 MERRY CHRISTMAS, BILLY. 1612 01:23:23,883 --> 01:23:26,633 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SARAH. 1613 01:23:33,776 --> 01:23:37,911 [BELL RINGING] 1614 01:23:50,342 --> 01:23:54,211 GETTING BETTER, MR. KELLY. ALMOST LOOKS REAL. 1615 01:24:02,104 --> 01:24:04,404 [BELLS RINGING] 1616 01:24:14,917 --> 01:24:18,802 HO HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1617 01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:20,270 SANTA?! 1618 01:24:20,272 --> 01:24:23,907 HO HO HO! HO HO HO! 1619 01:24:25,211 --> 01:24:27,344 HO HO HO! 1620 01:24:32,168 --> 01:24:33,500 IS THAT IT? 1621 01:24:33,568 --> 01:24:36,904 IS IT OVER? IS CHRISTMAS OVER? 1622 01:24:40,976 --> 01:24:44,311 SARAH, THERE IS A SANTA. 1623 01:24:44,379 --> 01:24:45,979 I WAS WRONG. 1624 01:24:46,048 --> 01:24:48,181 HE'S REAL. 1625 01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:49,465 I KNOW. 1626 01:24:49,535 --> 01:24:53,036 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE. 1627 01:24:57,409 --> 01:25:04,114 Radio Announcer: IT'S 7 A.M. ON YOUR NUMBER ONE MUSIC STATION IN GREENWOOD FALLS. 1628 01:25:09,038 --> 01:25:13,974 Sarah: SANTA CAME! SANTA CAME! 1629 01:25:13,976 --> 01:25:14,842 MAN! 1630 01:25:14,910 --> 01:25:17,044 Molly: YOU HAVE TO WAVE TO DADDY FIRST, 1631 01:25:17,046 --> 01:25:18,778 AND NOW YOU CAN GO AHEAD. OH, BUT WAIT... 1632 01:25:18,847 --> 01:25:20,914 I'M SORRY. DID WE WAKE YOU UP? 1633 01:25:20,916 --> 01:25:26,203 SARAH JUST WANTED TO WATCH THE VIDEO OF CHRISTMAS. 1634 01:25:26,271 --> 01:25:28,805 [WHISPERING] A doll. 1635 01:25:28,807 --> 01:25:30,874 [SIGHS] 1636 01:25:30,943 --> 01:25:32,809 IT'S OVER. 1637 01:25:32,811 --> 01:25:34,210 THIS WAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER, WASN'T IT? 1638 01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:35,345 I WAS VERY PROUD OF YOU TWO YESTERDAY. 1639 01:25:35,347 --> 01:25:38,282 AND YOU SEEMED TO ENJOY CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR 1640 01:25:38,284 --> 01:25:42,035 MORE THAN YOU HAVE SINCE YOU WERE A LITTLE BOY. 1641 01:25:42,037 --> 01:25:43,703 WHAT WAS DIFFERENT THIS YEAR? 1642 01:25:45,574 --> 01:25:47,774 I GUESS I FINALLY JUST GOT IT. 1643 01:25:47,842 --> 01:25:49,576 GOT WHAT? 1644 01:25:49,645 --> 01:25:51,845 WELL, CHRISTMAS. YOU KNOW, THE MEANING OF IT-- 1645 01:25:51,914 --> 01:25:55,199 US BEING HERE TOGETHER, APPRECIATING THIS. 1646 01:25:55,267 --> 01:25:57,133 I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT CHRISTMAS. 1647 01:25:57,202 --> 01:26:01,471 364 MORE DAYS 'TIL THE MOST PERFECT DAY IN THE WORLD. 1648 01:26:01,540 --> 01:26:05,675 DON'T YOU JUST WISH THAT IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR? 1649 01:26:05,744 --> 01:26:10,513 NO! 1650 01:26:21,577 --> 01:26:30,934 ♪ CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE RINGING ♪ 1651 01:26:31,002 --> 01:26:37,607 ♪ AND I CAN FEEL IT IN MY HEART ♪ 1652 01:26:37,609 --> 01:26:42,746 ♪ WE HAVE TO LIGHT THE WAY ♪ 1653 01:26:42,814 --> 01:26:58,678 ♪ AND IT'S CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY ♪ 117953