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It was the morning
of Martin's Confirmation, another
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milestone in his idiotic
little life.
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It seems a tad too big?
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Oh yeah, ya look like a schmuck.
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I wouldn't worry about it buddy,
you're just a late bloomer.
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And hey, big day.
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Yeah. "Confirmed ."
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It's got a nice ring to it alright.
Not "hoped for" or...
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"pencilled in". Confirmed.
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Like a well organised dinner
reservation.
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I'm a show-er, not a grow-er.
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Oh Martin. You look so handsome.
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Thanks, Mam.
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Better get your shoes on, love.
We're running late.
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Where's my coat?
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It's hanging up in the hall.
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Your shoes, Martin.
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These are my shoes.
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No, your black leather shoes.
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I don't have any black
leather shoes.
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Of course you have black
leather shoes.
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I remember buying you black leather
shoes.
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That was for my Communion, Mam.
I grew out of them.
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Ah! Always bloody growing.
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Okay. Stay calm.
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Somewhere in this room,
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there has to be some kind of black
leather footwear...
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At least take the studs off.
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I can't!
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They're moulded!
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Ya know what's Gaz? I'd totally
forgot I was your godmother.
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Probably missed
loads of your birthdays!
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It's OK I kept a tab.
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You've have them all there alright..
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So do you know what name
you're taking?
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I checked out some saints
and I've got a few suggestions.
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Aquinas? The Baptist? Bonaventura?
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Actually I decided to let Grandad
pick my confirmation name.
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Aww, that's sweet Martin.
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I think I'll go for... Martin.
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Martin?
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Martin's a lovely name.
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After Saint Martin.
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What did he do again?
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Oh I don't know. He was one of the
black ones. Oh yes.
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Martin's my name.
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That's right. Martin.
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Martin Martin? It's easy to
remember.
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Here we go. So exciting...!
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Mass is so exciting. Oh, we praise
thy name.
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Already bored Martin tuned out.
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Till suddenly a biblical
breeze of coolness blew through
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the congregation like a boy
blizzard.
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With it's own smoke machine
and their raffish robes.
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Who was this bell ringing
brotherhood?
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With their godliness
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and their great hair, these Holy
Joes were a law unto themselves.
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I think I want to be an altar boy.
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Me too.
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OK, excited. Say Confirmation.
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Confirmation.
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That can't be what Jesus died for.
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If anyone should be crucified
it should be that keyboard fella.
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Unbelievable. I could barely sleep.
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We need one more with the baldy
bishop
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then we can get the hell out
of here.
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Yeah the choir was pretty weird.
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I bet their just doing
it for extra school credits.
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I'd rather fail.
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And that Trish, is why you'll never
be Ireland's first female Taoiseach.
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Well, that and my future drug habit.
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So how's mass lads are you enjoying
it? Yes.
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Well that's good. You learning? Yes.
That's the main thing.
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Put the two together
and you'll be a winner.
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Hey. Nice Ave Maria.
Haven't heard it in A-minor before.
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Or with a Samba beat. Go raibh
maith.
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Just trying to mix it up a bit.
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Add some snares to the prayers...
I'm Dessie by the way.
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Phidelma. Delma.
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Nice to meet ya, Phidelma Delma.
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Right lads, a bit of exodus
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I really think the boots
work Martin.
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We could have a big game of football
right now if we wanted to.
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But for once Padraic's moronic
ramblings were falling on deaf ears.
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Hi Petey. Hi Paulie.
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Hi Joey. Hi other Joey.
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Great mass, lads, great mass.
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You know those guys?!
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Know them?
I used to serve with them.
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But I had to quit.
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Being an altar boy was just
too intense...
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Can you get me in?
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You don't want to go down that
road, Martin. Trust me.
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I've been there..
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Grand, I'll ask someone else then.
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Okey-dokey. See ya!
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Hey, I'm heading out to the church.
Gonna audition for the choir.
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Seriously? The Singing Saps?
Mam?
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Seriously? The singing Saps?
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It's for school.
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Plus I think it'll look
good on my college CV.
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One step closer to Taoiseach.
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Ah, she'll be running the country
soon enough...
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Oh, and eh, I'm sure you two will be
right there with her.
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Why would we be there?
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I dunno. Assassinating her?
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It was awful, wasn't it?
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When we sing for the baby Jesus,
it's never awful. Usually...
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No I'm joking. Or am I?
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No I am it wasn't that bad.
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Well, maybe I could try something
more contemporary. Like, eh...
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"Nothing Compares 2 U "?
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Sinead O'Connor?
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Look, Phidelma, when I play
for the baby Jesus I want him
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to be entertained.
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Not frightened.
I want to make him dance.
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You know?
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Is he... big enough to dance?
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What do you mean?
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It's just, Isn't he a little baby?
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What a 2000-year-old baby?
But let's not over think it.
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The point is joining this choir is
a serious business.
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Especially with holy week
approaching
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and I need singers that'll
raise the roof.
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And the dead. Do you get me?
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I wanna make the baby Jesus dance.
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Snake eyes. Hard 8.
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Just stroll over there, buddy just
stroll over. Be cool.
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Shoulders back, head up, don't
let them know you're intimidated.
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Be smooth.
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C'mon.
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Oh I love snakes and ladders!
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Diaphragm, Diaphragm.
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What?
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You gotta breathe from down here,
my love.
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Feel where my hand is.
You feel that?
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Alright. Try it again.
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How'd that feel?
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Yeah, that felt... really nice.
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Sorry Mister Dolan,
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This kid says
he wants to be an altar boy.
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Hi Delma!
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Is this your brother, Delma?
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Hmm, yeah, this is Martin.
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That's so great.
Family is so important, isn't it?
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Let's get Martin fitted
out for a cassock shall we?
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You're letting him join?
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That's right, Paulie.
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But, he hasn't been through
the training. What about bell camp?
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I said, that's right, Paulie.
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We're a man short, 7am mass
on Tuesday.
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Y'reckon you're up to it?
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I was born up to it.
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Good man.
Let's get back to this crowing so.
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Can you believe it P?
My first mass tomorrow.
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So exciting...!
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Oh Martin.. Martin.. Martin...
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It's just Martin Martin.
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Look, at least let me
give you some advice.
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The Altar Boys Code.
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Always give respect. Pay your dues.
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And never be a snitch.
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Is that it?
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And always hand-wash your cassock,
it's really quite delicate.
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Let us pray.
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And so Martin embarked on his first
mass, with all the nerves
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and trepidation of a boy...
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serving his first mass.
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This is my blood,
drink from it and remember me..
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Drink this blood, and remember me...
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My blood.. Drink my blood..
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Do something Martin!
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And Jesus said this is my blood
drink from it in remembrance of me.
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Yes! Nailed it.
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Nice mass, Moone.
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Thanks, I just felt so at ease.
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Don't get ahead of yourself chump.
It was a decent start. That's all.
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Alright. Here's your cut...
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Wow! Free eucharists...!
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Don't eat them all at once..
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And 12p? This isn't...
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from the collection plates, is it?
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We divide up the money we find on
the floor.
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Oh, well that's OK then.
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And we add that to the money
we steal from the collection plates.
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Oh.
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Loaves and fishes kiddo,
loaves and fishes...
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And hey, make sure Dessie
gets his taste, yeah?
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Dessie?
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Petey explained
the structure of the Mass Mafia.
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A complex pyramid of corruption
and brown envelopes.
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With one man pulling all the
strings the electric piano strings.
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I love the baby Jesus.
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Sweet sands, that's dry
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Martin? What are you eating there?
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Eh. Nothing, Father. Just.. crisps.
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You mean, God's crisps -
these are eucharists.
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No, they're... Eucharisps.
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I'm only gonna ask ya one more time.
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Where did you get the eucharists?
Talk, dammit Martin.
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Stay strong buddy.
Remember what Padraic said.
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Never be a snitch, Martin.
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Hey this is cool. Am I a dream?
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What are you looking at?
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Just my imaginary friend
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The church is no
place for imaginary friends.
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Look I know you altar
boys are up to no good,
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and I've turned a blind eye to
it for far too long.
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I'm gonna get to the bottom of this
racket even if it takes me
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all mid-morning!
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Oh, actually, It's time for soup.
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I will deal with you later.
If I remember.
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Looks like Moone didn't crack.
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You broke your cherry
Marty Football Boots.
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Nice job, Martin Martin!
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Marty-two-times!
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I think the boss might want to show
his appreciation Marty-two-times.
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Wow. Shoes. Thanks Mr Dolan.
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You've earned them kid,
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also your studs are really
messing up the carpet.
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Oh right sorry.
And I think this is for you.
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Oh, thanks. Now listen a slots
opened up for Holy Thursday.
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Can I count on you?
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I was born to count on me.
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Holy Thursday!
Welcome to the big leagues buddy.
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We've got work to do.
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Mam, you know when a guy flirts with
you?
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I've a vague memory of it.
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And then sort of ignores you.
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Oh that part I'm more familiar with.
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What does that mean exactly?
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This some fella you like?
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No not really.
He's a bit of a dork to be honest.
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So why are we talking about him?
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Dunno. Just wondering.
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He's probably just stupid, hun.
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But if you fancy him
just throw yourself at him.
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ABC Delma. Always be classy.
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And a teeny bit slutty.
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Oh yeah, and a teeny bit slutty.
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Oh great work tonight, folks.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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God Bless, dudes.
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Need a hand with that Dessie.
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A little.
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That Gloria mass is really
coming together.
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I didn't think it would work with
the Brazilian drum sound
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but you know it kinda does
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Well what can I say?
The Lord sings through my Casio.
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Well er I think I'm heading home.
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Gonna do some
work on my electric opera
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Cool. Wanna drop me on the way?
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To your house?
But we live in opposite directions.
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Do we?
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Oh big time.
256
00:14:28,396 --> 00:14:36,156
Oh yeah, I just thought you
might like to take me home.
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It's a two minute walk, Delma.
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Right, yeah sorry.
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No problem. See you later, buddy.
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And bless.
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And bless.
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Do this in memory of me
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3.8. Good.
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Faster Martin.
Come on put some holy in it.
265
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Oh yeah that's incense-sational
266
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Good genuflect. You don't want to
falter at the altar.
267
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Keep it short and sharp. You wanna
keep the ecumenical economical.
268
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We wanna leave the congregation
reeling at your kneeling.
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Keep going kid you've got it in ya,
just keep doing it.
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That's it, that's it, that's it.
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So we raised an Altar boy
and a choir singer.
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Where did we go wrong?
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Suppose that's the risk you take
when you have children in wedlock.
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Alright kid. It's time...
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No seriously it's time.
We should go.
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Don't want to be late, yeah.
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Big crowd isn't it?
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Well yeah, it's holy Thursday.
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# I really want to be with you. #
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Morning everyone and welcome to.
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Welcome to Holy
Thursday mass. Let us bow our heads.
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And pray. Let us
pray.
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Glory to God.
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Martin, take over.
Charlie's got the jingle jangles.
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But I've never bell-rung before.
286
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I said, take over.
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I'm so ashamed...
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He took the cup,
gave it to his disciples and said,
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"Do this in memory of me."
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Hold, Hold, Hold. Bells.
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You were magnificent, Martin.
292
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Seeing you up there brought back
a lot of memories.
293
00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:29,236
Yeah being an altar boy is great.
294
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:32,956
It really is. Apart from all
the corruption, obviously.
295
00:17:33,036 --> 00:17:36,116
Yeah there really is quite
a lot of corruption isn't there.
296
00:17:36,196 --> 00:17:37,876
That's altar boyism for you.
297
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:39,516
Why do you think I got out of it?
298
00:17:39,596 --> 00:17:41,636
There's some things you
just can't change.
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Another triumph, Martin.
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00:17:43,916 --> 00:17:46,196
I trust you're free to join us
again on Sunday?
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00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:48,996
Easter Sunday? Hell yes.
302
00:17:49,076 --> 00:17:51,036
I mean yes.
303
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Padraic.
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00:17:52,356 --> 00:17:53,596
Mr Dolan.
305
00:17:53,676 --> 00:17:55,996
Sounds to me like they're gonna
make you a Made Boy.
306
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,156
A Made Boy? What's that?
307
00:17:58,236 --> 00:17:59,316
It's a great honour...
308
00:17:59,396 --> 00:18:02,156
Wow. Were you a Made Boy?
309
00:18:02,236 --> 00:18:03,516
No.
310
00:18:03,596 --> 00:18:06,796
I could never be a Made Boy
because my Granny's a Protestant.
311
00:18:08,436 --> 00:18:10,676
That was a lovely mass, Dessie
312
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Oh I dunno. My bongo solo lacked
a bit sparkle though...
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You should be proud.
You're really talented Dessie.
314
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In your own way.
315
00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:25,676
Yeah. I know.
316
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:33,156
Hey you know I've been trying to
ignore you Delma, cos
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I know it's kinda wrong
318
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but the baby Jesus is dancing in my
heart for you.
319
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Then let him dance, Dessie.
Just let him dance
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How was it for you?
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00:19:07,116 --> 00:19:09,276
You know what you're getting
mixed up in, Delma?
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00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,556
What?
323
00:19:10,636 --> 00:19:15,636
You're playing with fire. All is not
what it seems.
324
00:19:15,716 --> 00:19:17,716
Are you going to tell
me something?
325
00:19:17,796 --> 00:19:22,116
It's Dessie. He's corrupt. He's
got his hand in everyone's pocket...
326
00:19:22,196 --> 00:19:23,756
and his fingers in everyone's
pies.
327
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:27,076
So the pies are in the pockets.
328
00:19:29,076 --> 00:19:30,756
This conversation never happened.
329
00:19:41,796 --> 00:19:44,036
Oh hi, lads.
330
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,396
I'll just get that.
331
00:19:51,956 --> 00:19:54,956
Is this some kind of ritual?
Am I a Made Boy now?
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00:19:55,036 --> 00:19:56,996
You're out. Was that not clear?
333
00:19:57,076 --> 00:19:59,116
Out? Why?
334
00:19:59,196 --> 00:20:03,076
Altar Boys Code...
Ya snitched, Ya big snitcher.
335
00:20:03,156 --> 00:20:06,876
But... What about Easter Sunday
Mass? Can I still serve...?
336
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,716
You'll be serving dinner you
schmuck. Dinner of dishonour.
337
00:20:09,796 --> 00:20:11,636
You're so funny Petey.
338
00:20:11,716 --> 00:20:12,836
I know.
339
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:27,036
Hey. Well at least I protected my
family from Dessie's corrupt ways.
340
00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:28,236
Yeah you really did.
341
00:20:47,876 --> 00:20:52,716
Jesus, Mass again.
Weren't we just here?
342
00:20:52,796 --> 00:20:54,436
It's OK love. Go back to sleep.
343
00:20:56,196 --> 00:21:00,396
Oh by the way Martin was saying
you're corrupt. What's that about?
344
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:03,476
Altar Boys I don't really
understand them, to be honest.
345
00:21:03,556 --> 00:21:05,996
They've got this whole gangster
thing going on.
346
00:21:06,076 --> 00:21:08,196
But hey, I guess it keeps them
motivated.
347
00:21:08,276 --> 00:21:12,516
They keep giving me money and stuff,
I just put it back in the baskets.
348
00:21:12,596 --> 00:21:17,316
# Jesus was a sound man killed by
Pontius Pilate
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00:21:17,396 --> 00:21:20,076
and a bunch of angry
Jews. #
350
00:21:20,156 --> 00:21:23,476
As Martin sat there listening to
the terrible music,
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00:21:23,556 --> 00:21:26,036
a regular schmuck again
just like everyone else,
352
00:21:26,116 --> 00:21:30,756
he realised one man can't make
a difference in a corrupt world and
353
00:21:30,836 --> 00:21:34,716
the only thing you can really do is
turn your back on it and walk away.
354
00:21:34,796 --> 00:21:36,956
Just like Padraic did.
355
00:21:44,772 --> 00:21:46,612
Unbelievable. Judas!
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