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It was election time in Ireland and a
charismatic young senator was
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running for president.
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Bright, passionate, articulate,
and most amazingly of all...
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a lady.
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Not an Iron lady,
a human woman lady.
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No, that's not her, you fool.
That's her opponent, Brian Lenihan.
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There she is! There's Mary Robinson.
Vote Mary. Mary for President.
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Not a tart with a heart,
but a heart who makes tarts.
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The Mary Robinson campaign had such
low hopes of victory in the Lenihan
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stronghold of Boyle that they put
very little funding into the region.
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But call it feminism, call it
nationalism, call it boredom,
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but Debra and the girls decided to
take up the cause.
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A woman for president is it?
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Yeah.
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Oh, that'd be a lot for her to
take on, all that stress.
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I wouldn't like to do that to her...
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She does want to be the president.
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Does she though?
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I mean, I'm signing up for stuff all
the time without thinking it through.
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Maybe I could vote for her to be
the President's wife?
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That's grand.
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Just put a big X beside Mary's name,
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and then she'll be the
President's wife. Alright?
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Alright. Unless there's any strong
male candidates of course.
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In a bitter-sweet business coup,
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Liam Moone had won the Lenihan poster
contract for the whole county...
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which really amused Debra Moone...
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Hi Mum. As she headed off to her
Mary Robinson campaign meeting.
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You sure you don't need a hand?
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I'm OK actually pal.
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What's she doing here?
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I'm de-clawing swans. What does it
look like I'm doing, dumb nut?
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But what about Butch and Sundance?
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It's been ages
since we last did a job together.
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Martin, I thought you said you'd
fill the spray gun up for me?
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Oh, balls.
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I'm from Sweden.
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Yeah... I suppose it has.
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Where's Mam?
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Campaign meeting.
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Again? Wait, you're not cooking
dinner tonight are you?
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If you want to do the cooking
that's fine with me..
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OK. Let's not go crazy here.
Everyone just calm down.
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What delights have
we got in store?
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Just some rice and veg and
potatoes.
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And sausages.
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All in the same pot...?
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Saves on washing-up.
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Oh that's a shame, Trish.
You know I can't eat cauliflower.
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That's broccoli.
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Okey-doke. I think I'm gonna go
and have a little cry.
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Cool, I'll give you a shout
when it's ready.
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Just waiting for the plastic
to dissolve.
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Every day there is more
enthusiasm.
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People have thought about the
presidency,
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they want something different.
They want change...
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Look at her there. With her strong
hands and her bouncy hair.
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She's like the Joan of Arc
of Connacht.
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Sorry - where were we?
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Strategy meeting.
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Right. Thank you, Debra.
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I was thinking, if it wasn't too
much trouble. Doorstep canvassing?
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How do we feel about that?
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I'd welcome the opportunity.
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Oh not right now.
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Ya know, it's all very well doing
the door-to-doors
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but we really need to get more
Mary posters up.
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The one we have is great
but it's just not enough.
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There's only one Mary poster?
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It seems like more.
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That's just cos I keep moving
it around every night...
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And I needn't tell you, ladies,
how quickly velcro
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loses its velcrosity after a shower.
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Don't talk to me about that.
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Still, we have our mobile campaign
unit.
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Yeah, it's just not very
presidential though, is it?
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No, no it's not.
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Is there no chance that Liam might
give us a few freebies?
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We can't expect charity, ladies.
We simply have to raise some funds.
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What a lovely man Liam is.
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Oh yes, he's a lovely man.
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Ah, he's gas.
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As I was saying about the funding...
Let's not have an argument.
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What? Who's arguing?
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Sorry, it just felt a bit
like an argument there for a second.
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- No. No-one's arguing.
- I think you're arguing Debra.
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She is, yeah.
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It was a bit... snidey.
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No.
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I am just suggesting we approach
the more affluent citizens of Boyle
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and ask for political donations.
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Excellent. After the meeting, Gwen.
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You're such a clever person.
We should do that.
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War averted.
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Does anyone in Boyle have money?
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There's Pat Burke.
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No, no, he's dead, sure.
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Oh that's right. James Brogan?
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Dead.
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The other one. Oh yeah, from Bridge
Street? I thought you meant...
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Oh, he's long gone.
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Yeah, the big C got him.
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Hit by a car.
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The younger one.
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Yeah, he's dead too.
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Francie Feeley has money.
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Touchy Feeley?
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He's such a letch.
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Yeah, my Roger wouldn't like me
going near Touchy Feeley's house.
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Right, we're in agreement to
forget that idea.
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Francie 'Touchy' Feeley owned
the local fish factory.
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He was a rich, uncomplicated tool
whose nickname was earned due
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to his over-exuberant affection.
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Touchy's physical bonhomie may
have been welcomed
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had he not always borne the fresh
scent of gutted mackerel.
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There's more than one way to skin a
cat and you don't want to be the cat.
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Bye-bye now, Father.
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Presidential election looms now
and Brian Lenihan seems
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surging ahead today in the opinion
polls, while Labour's Mary Robinson
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says she is still in the race.
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They'll say quite openly, "This time
I'm voting for the best person
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"to be president and I'm going to
vote for you."
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I'll mop the floor with you
Robinson.
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This is quite progressive of you,
Brian.
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When you lose the election you'll
make a good house-husband.
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We are not eating that shit.
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Oh great, I'm in time.
Thought ye'd have finished eating.
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I have.
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Did you get a hair cut?
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Just a trim. What do you think?
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Oh my god! You got the 'Mary'!
I did.
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What is it? Is it a person?
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I love it, Mam! The 'Mary'
is sooo 'in' at the moment.
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Stop it! It's modern and
sophisticated... and articulate.
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An articulate haircut?
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You wouldn't understand,
it's about feminism.
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So... Is it shorter than it was?
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Sorry, wrong house.
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Great.
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Yeah, I think I'll try
another house too.
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This election is more important
for them as women
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than any membership
of any political party.
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I was thinking,
to help ease your conscience,
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maybe I'd let you do a few Mary
posters for free.
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Just so you can sleep
better at night.
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That's your fake snore. Your real
snore is far more unpleasant.
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I said I'd give ye a discount.
Now push over.
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I suppose there's just no
room for a modern woman these days.
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All right, Joni Mitchell,
park yer horse. I like Mary, I do.
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But I have to get paid though.
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How do you feel about half price?
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Well, not great,
but half of nothing is nothing.
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So sure,
half price it is, now shift over.
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Do we have the clappy light thing?
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The bulb's loose.
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Want some?
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Nah, I'm gonna show off my new look.
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I'm gonna go for another strut.
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Back... the truck... up.
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That's no rice sandwich. Is it? No.
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Oh, sweet mercy. That's gravy.
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Mmm... Oh, it smells like angels.
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Is that jasmine? Is that what that
is? It's jasmine.
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It's jasmine gravy.
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Delicious Baby J, did you see that?
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You know what that is, don't you?
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Do it! Follow your gut, man.
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Martin, that child is eating a
homemade wagon wheel!
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I don't believe we've met.
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Look at this place...
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He calls it "The Pollack Palace".
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Although the guards call it
"Elm Street".
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Cos so many women come running
out screaming.
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We have do it. For Mary.
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So yer Mam is an actual chef?
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Well, kinda. She's a pastry chef.
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A pastry chef.
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But she doesn't do it
full-time anymore,
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so now she just bakes for us
at home.
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Just bakes for you at home.
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Yeah, it's so boring. All she talks
about is bloody delicious food.
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If I eat one more eclair this week
I think I might scream.
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Mmm... cream.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah, never been butter.
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Want to come in and play?
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Yeah! I'm starving!
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Our granddaughters will thank us.
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I had a hysterectomy in 1984.
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You're talkin' gobbledygook.
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It's not my fault you didn't read
the ad properly!
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Hello, you must be the suffragettes.
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Skedaddle down there, but pop your
shoes off first... and your socks.
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Well, Barbara, that was delicious.
Duck I'orange? Birds and fruit?
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Who knew?!
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I'm gonna go home
and stick a banana in a pigeon!
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Yeah or a pineapple in a pheasant.
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Yeah, I don't think that
would work, Mike.
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We're just
so glad that Trevor's made a friend.
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A best friend! Is that Pavlova?!
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It's Pavlova Tuesday.
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Want some jus?
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You bet I feckin jus!
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Thanks, Eclair.
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As Martin filled his neglected
belly, the Robinson Crusaders tried
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to fill their campaign chests.
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And we think she'd be great for
women's rights,
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and breaking down boundaries.
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There's nothing I like more than
breaking down women's boundaries.
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For too long women have had their
hands tied,
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struggling to breathe
beneath mirrored ceilings.
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Em... Glass ceilings?
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Indeed.
It's like Mary said you know:
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"If the rights of women are
constrained,
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"no man can be truly free.
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"He may have the power,
but he will not have freedom."
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Wow, you're actually quoting her.
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You seem surprised.
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Did I not tell you
I was a big Mary-man?
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You do seem like a big
Mary-man all right.
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Well I am. I'm huge...
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Do you have one of those
full-size Mary posters,
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with the legs and everything?
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Eh, no. I'm afraid we don't.
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Why not? If I had a body like hers,
I'd be displaying it everywhere.
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Thing is, we're actually kinda
having some funding issues.
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Not any more you're not!
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What do you mean?
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I'll give ye money.
Was that not obvious?
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Cos I was pointing at myself
and everything. With me thumb.
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Oh right, yeah. Of course.
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Sorry. Well, anything you can do to
help the cause would be...
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A thousand pounds!
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Wow, that would be amazing.
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That's no problem. It's like the old
saying "you scratch my back etc."
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Great!
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Sorry, sorry when you say, scratch...
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Nobody puts Mary in the corner!
Dirty Dancing.
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Brilliant. Will you watch a film?
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Em, no, think we'd better go.
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- I think you'd better.
- We'd better go.
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Now would they be pop socks or
a full tight?
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Full tight. You can't tell.
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Au revoir, mes petites
revolutionaires.
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Ooh, he speaks French.
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They have the best maids.
You all right there?
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Ooh, give us a kiss. Mwah!
248
00:13:01,428 --> 00:13:05,348
Hey, come here. You don't get away
so easily. Mwah!
249
00:13:05,428 --> 00:13:07,228
She nearly slipped through me net.
250
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:10,188
I did. Thank you again,
Mr Feeley, it's very refreshing.
251
00:13:10,268 --> 00:13:11,708
All right. I'll be in touch.
252
00:13:14,348 --> 00:13:19,188
Oh, that was delicious! Barbara
truly does have wands for hands.
253
00:13:19,268 --> 00:13:22,508
Yeah...
I think I was too chatty though.
254
00:13:22,588 --> 00:13:26,508
What? No, you were charming.
Is what you were, Sir.
255
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:27,548
Really?
256
00:13:27,628 --> 00:13:33,268
Yeah. Really! Your missing pencil
case anecdote killed me, as always.
257
00:13:33,348 --> 00:13:35,708
Well, that is a great story.
258
00:13:35,788 --> 00:13:38,148
I can't wait to come back tomorrow
night.
259
00:13:38,228 --> 00:13:41,308
Oh, do you really think
I should go back so soon?
260
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,508
Of course you should.
261
00:13:43,588 --> 00:13:46,588
Martin, they'd be so disappointed
if you weren't here tomorrow night.
262
00:13:46,668 --> 00:13:47,988
They wouldn't even eat.
263
00:13:49,388 --> 00:13:52,348
You are so right.
I'm too hard on myself.
264
00:13:52,428 --> 00:13:54,708
I'm always saying it.
265
00:13:54,788 --> 00:13:58,628
But would Martin's best friend be
so welcoming of his new pastry pal?
266
00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:04,508
You're a riot. I didn't say
anything.
267
00:14:04,588 --> 00:14:06,348
Well this is a bit sudden.
268
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,988
You're all over that new
kid like a tramp on chips.
269
00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:14,988
Chips? Are people still eating
chips? Here, try this.
270
00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:22,028
That is a chocolate mouse ingested
with homemade creme egg.
271
00:14:22,108 --> 00:14:26,348
His mam makes them, P.
With her wand hands!
272
00:14:26,428 --> 00:14:30,668
Ohhhh, I get it. So
you're just using him.
273
00:14:30,748 --> 00:14:32,628
Ah that's grand then.
274
00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:35,028
No. It's not like that.
Trevvy's cool.
275
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,908
He raps and everything.
276
00:14:39,508 --> 00:14:41,268
Deadly!
When I play a dope melody.
277
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,908
Anything less than the best is
a felony. Love it or leave it,
278
00:14:43,988 --> 00:14:46,908
You better gang way - You better hit
bull's eye, the kid don't play.
279
00:14:49,468 --> 00:14:51,548
6-2-2-4-7?
280
00:14:51,628 --> 00:14:53,788
6-2-2-4-8. I'm looking for.
281
00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:54,948
No problem, bye-bye.
282
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:58,708
Wait, wait I'm joking with you.
It's me.
283
00:14:58,788 --> 00:15:00,508
Oh. Hi, Mr Feeley.
284
00:15:00,588 --> 00:15:02,068
Just yanking the old chain there!
285
00:15:02,148 --> 00:15:03,508
Good one.
286
00:15:03,588 --> 00:15:05,228
I've a cheque I've
written here for ya.
287
00:15:05,308 --> 00:15:07,428
That's great, thanks again.
288
00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:10,788
I've been thinking about what I'd
like you to do to return the favour.
289
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,428
Oh... Right.
290
00:15:13,508 --> 00:15:16,788
I'd like you to come over
and do a spot of cleaning for me.
291
00:15:16,868 --> 00:15:18,628
Excuse me?
292
00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:22,548
Remember we were
talking about scratching each other.
293
00:15:22,628 --> 00:15:24,988
When I said I'd give you
the thousand pounds.
294
00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:29,068
Well, I'm sure
we can get someone to go over and...
295
00:15:29,148 --> 00:15:32,908
No, it has to be yourself and Linda.
296
00:15:32,988 --> 00:15:35,668
These foreign
cleaners are dropping like flies.
297
00:15:35,748 --> 00:15:41,148
I need strong Irish
backs for the things I need doing.
298
00:15:41,228 --> 00:15:43,588
Well, I'll have to talk to
Linda of course.
299
00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:47,508
Brilliant! I'll see you later on.
And Debra?
300
00:15:47,588 --> 00:15:48,708
Wear something nice.
301
00:15:54,148 --> 00:15:55,388
Oh, hi Martin.
302
00:15:55,468 --> 00:15:58,628
I wasn't sure what we were eating,
so I just brought a bottle of both.
303
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,708
Cover all bases.
304
00:16:00,788 --> 00:16:05,068
I'm gonna open this one, ya might
wanna throw that in the fridge.
305
00:16:06,828 --> 00:16:09,988
And there's no chance he just
wants ye to clean his house?
306
00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:13,348
They call him "Touchy Feeley" not
"Keeps his hands to himself Feeley"
307
00:16:13,428 --> 00:16:16,828
Look, I'm happy to embarrass
myself for the cause. Sure look it.
308
00:16:16,908 --> 00:16:19,028
If I have to parade around in
whatever...
309
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:21,988
Do a little polishing for
the sake of feminism, then so be it.
310
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:25,668
It's all for the greater good. Yeah,
and I've got some stuff we can wear.
311
00:16:25,748 --> 00:16:27,148
What's your bra size?
312
00:16:27,228 --> 00:16:28,668
NO!
313
00:16:28,748 --> 00:16:30,708
I'm not finished.
314
00:16:30,788 --> 00:16:36,628
We're here to better our plight, not
muddy it. This is our time.
315
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:42,148
I've rented myself to enough bad
men. It's time to own myself.
316
00:16:43,388 --> 00:16:48,508
Votes or no votes, if we succumb to
this endless BS, we lose.
317
00:16:50,348 --> 00:16:54,508
And I am here to win. For every
Irish woman who is sick and tired of
318
00:16:54,588 --> 00:16:56,588
the fish-stenched mouth of sexism.
319
00:16:58,788 --> 00:17:01,988
And so, our brave ladies
of the night planned a subliminal
320
00:17:02,068 --> 00:17:03,108
campaign for the ages.
321
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,188
No, they didn't have
money for posters and no,
322
00:17:05,268 --> 00:17:08,468
they couldn't be bothered going door
to door so they did what women do.
323
00:17:08,548 --> 00:17:11,228
They used trickery to get what
they wanted.
324
00:17:11,308 --> 00:17:14,628
Hellooo... Is this
the Shannonside FM request line?
325
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:15,908
OK that was Smokey Robinson,
326
00:17:15,988 --> 00:17:19,628
and now again by popular request
here's "Mary" by The 4 Of Us.
327
00:17:27,988 --> 00:17:29,308
Vote for Mary.
328
00:17:29,388 --> 00:17:30,348
Amen?
329
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:32,588
Vote for Mary.
330
00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:34,908
What? Vote for Mary.
331
00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:45,548
Nice.
332
00:17:49,228 --> 00:17:52,148
Meanwhile which our latchkey kid...
333
00:17:52,228 --> 00:17:54,788
Hey, Babs. What's cookin'?
334
00:17:54,868 --> 00:17:58,388
Oh, is Trevor not joining us?
335
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:03,628
Martin...
Tonight is just eh...
336
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,628
"Family Night".
337
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:09,148
But it's Tuesday. Pavlova Tuesday.
338
00:18:09,228 --> 00:18:10,788
Tuesday is Family Night now.
339
00:18:12,548 --> 00:18:15,028
Actually every night is
family night now.
340
00:18:15,108 --> 00:18:18,028
But I brought my own jus!
341
00:18:18,108 --> 00:18:20,468
Martin, will you please
just let us be?
342
00:18:27,108 --> 00:18:30,188
Well girls, here's the poll.
Moment of truth.
343
00:18:32,148 --> 00:18:35,068
60% for Brian. 10% for Mary.
344
00:18:36,948 --> 00:18:40,188
30% for Mary
as the President's Wife.
345
00:18:40,268 --> 00:18:41,228
No change then.
346
00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:43,828
Well, so much for campaigning
without posters...
347
00:18:43,908 --> 00:18:46,668
Maybe we should just be happy with
her as the president's wife.
348
00:18:46,748 --> 00:18:47,748
No!
349
00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:49,148
Well what else can we do?
350
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:55,108
Good question, Noreen, what
else could you do?
351
00:18:55,188 --> 00:18:58,428
With the electorate stuck in the past
and Liam holding firm on half price,
352
00:18:58,508 --> 00:19:02,468
Debra was forced to turn to the
fresh, fishy friend of feminism.
353
00:19:02,548 --> 00:19:06,068
Hello, Francie, it's me. 'I thought
I told you to leave me alone.'
354
00:19:06,148 --> 00:19:08,068
Eh no, no, sorry - it's Debra Moone.
355
00:19:09,668 --> 00:19:11,308
Well, Debra, it's about time.
356
00:19:11,388 --> 00:19:15,508
This back-scratching offer
was about to expire...
357
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,468
So we're still on for the thousand
pounds then?
358
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:21,228
So long as you're still
on for getting down and dirty...
359
00:19:21,308 --> 00:19:24,628
By which I mean doing the cleaning.
360
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,948
And remember -
wear something nice...
361
00:19:32,108 --> 00:19:33,588
Why do you even have these?
362
00:19:34,748 --> 00:19:36,428
Don't ask any questions, Deb.
363
00:19:37,508 --> 00:19:39,668
I just can't believe
they still fit us.
364
00:19:43,508 --> 00:19:48,868
Come in, girls, the water's warm.
I'm looking forward to this girls.
365
00:19:48,948 --> 00:19:52,308
I've been feeling awful filthy
today.
366
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,388
Well, wouldn't you know it.
367
00:19:58,468 --> 00:20:00,588
The suffragettes finally bottled
it.
368
00:20:02,188 --> 00:20:03,188
Women.
369
00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:10,388
You know I think you'll do just
grand. Slip your shoes off.
370
00:20:12,788 --> 00:20:13,788
And your socks.
371
00:20:18,028 --> 00:20:20,868
I feel so ashamed.
Is this really necessary?
372
00:20:20,948 --> 00:20:23,228
Deb, if we're going to demean
ourselves for Mary,
373
00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:26,428
then we're going to do it properly -
the way she'd want it done.
374
00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:30,468
Absolutely.
Exploitation for the nation
375
00:20:30,548 --> 00:20:32,468
What the...?
376
00:20:32,548 --> 00:20:36,908
Marys! Non-velcro Marys.
377
00:20:43,588 --> 00:20:47,268
Thanks to Liam and Mary Men
around the country the new
378
00:20:47,348 --> 00:20:50,388
presidential voice of Ireland would
be a feminine one...
379
00:20:50,468 --> 00:20:52,428
Citizens of Ireland...
380
00:20:52,508 --> 00:20:53,668
Ish.
381
00:20:53,748 --> 00:20:56,508
You have chosen me to represent you.
382
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,028
Scrub him good, Dad.
383
00:20:58,108 --> 00:20:59,268
I can still smell fish!
384
00:20:59,348 --> 00:21:05,108
May God direct me, so that my presidency
is one of justice, peace and love.
385
00:21:05,188 --> 00:21:06,588
Right in there!
386
00:21:06,668 --> 00:21:10,628
May I have the fortune to preside
over an Ireland at a time
387
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:12,588
of exciting transformation.
388
00:21:12,668 --> 00:21:15,148
Now come on, Liam, you know what to
do.
389
00:21:15,228 --> 00:21:16,868
Get in there, Butch.
390
00:21:16,948 --> 00:21:20,148
Right in all the nooks and crannies
where the fishy smell hides.
391
00:21:20,228 --> 00:21:22,188
Where hope and history rhyme.
392
00:21:22,268 --> 00:21:27,908
Where I, the president, can sing to
you the joyous refrain.
393
00:21:30,508 --> 00:21:31,788
Oh, for the love of God!
394
00:21:33,228 --> 00:21:37,068
I am of Ireland. Come dance with me
in Ireland.
395
00:21:43,628 --> 00:21:46,188
I feel like a Ghostbuster.
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