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Previously onAll Stars...
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Everybody who has got a star
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has been blocked but this bitch.
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No, Jaida, no.
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For this week's maxi-challenge,
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you need to improv your way
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through the enchanted TV
court show Fairytale Justice.
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My name is Helga
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and I am from Germany
and I just like to eat strudel.
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I do not sleep with dogs, okay?
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I didn't know he could do that.
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You know when you see
someone doing something
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that they're so good at
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and just the rest
of the world fades away?
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That's what happened.
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Meryl better watch her back
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with all those accents
coming out your mouth, honey.
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The top two All Stars
of the week are
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Jinkx Monsoon and The Vivienne.
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Jinkx, you were blocked
by Jaida last week,
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so no star for you, darling.
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Sorry!
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This is your chance
to win $10,000
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and block
one of your fellow queens.
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The Vivienne, con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner, baby.
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With great power
comes great responsibility.
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Oh!
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Yes, yes.
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The Vivienne.
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Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv.
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To win a challenge
and a lip sync in America
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on the main stage of RuPaul's
Drag Racefeels so gorg.
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I feel like I've finally arrived
in the legendary Legends club,
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and I didn't have to suck
anyone's dick to get in it.
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Congrats, Viv,
on your first star.
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- Grats!
- Yes, congrats!
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- Thank you.
- Congrats, Viv.
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Thank you.
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But also congrats to you,
Jinkx, on your second win.
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Thanks.
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Even though you don't have
anything to show for it.
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- I know.
- Now you know how it feels.
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If a queen wins a challenge
and has nothing to show for it,
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did she really win
the challenge?
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It's all right.
But no one has two stars yet.
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Yeah.
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But there are two people
without a star.
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I know!
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For fuck's sake.
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I want a star.
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For fuck's sake.
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I came here to win something.
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This competition is very tough.
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Each of us really set the bar
for the seasons that we were in.
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We were the coolest girl
in the competition then.
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But now here you are
with all the other cool chicks.
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Salty.
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She mad.
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Uh-oh.
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Girl, you got tissue
stuck to your shoe.
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Apparently
I'm just a shitty queen.
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I cannot believe
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that this trifling
little hooker blocked me.
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Hi, Vivienne.
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I'm so hurt.
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I'm gonna get her.
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Ooh, I'm gonna get her.
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Ooh, it's gonna taste so good.
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Mmm.
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I'm gonna get her.
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You were the next option,
in fairness,
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with a win but not a block, so...
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Well, not the only one.
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You shady bitch!
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How does it feel, Monét,
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to join the Platinum
Plunger sisterhood?
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Um...
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Did you learn anything?
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Is there an advantage?
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Monét is finally blocked,
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so she now knows
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that I completely made up
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the secret
of the Platinum Plunger
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to mess with these girls.
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So I'm looking at Monét like
let's try and keep this going.
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I will say
with more information,
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you play the game smarter.
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Fuck.
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Game on.
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Can somebody just plunge me?
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I mean, you don't
communicate telepathically
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with your girlfriends?
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Since we're sharing
and being honest,
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I was thinking
of blocking someone else.
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However, that person
was not up for a block.
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Oh!
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Oh, you were gonna
double block me.
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I've got my eyes on the prize,
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and you are one of the most
talented queens here.
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That's very fair.
Thank you for being honest.
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Duly noted, The Vivienne.
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Let's get up out of this.
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- Yes!
- Yes, mama.
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Bye.
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I don't hold grudges per se,
but my memory is long.
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I don't drink anymore,
so I remember everything.
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How do you think that,
like, that's gonna fare
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if she ever gets the opportunity
to block you?
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Werk!
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It's a competition,
and Jinkx is the one
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that's most in my lane of comedy
and theater and acting.
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And so of course
I wanna beat Jinkx.
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Get away from me!
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And if I've gotta block her
week after week, I will.
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And if Jinkx and the other girls
don't think it's proper,
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well, I do think, luv.
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Put that penis away.
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The winner
ofRuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
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receives a one-year supply
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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a cash prize of $200,000,
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and will be crowned
queen of all queens.
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With our extra-special
guest judge Nikki Glaser.
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Yes.
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Good morning.
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Well, today is a brand-new day
in the werkroom.
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Brand-new day, fresh new day,
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and that is exactly
what today is.
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I'm excited.
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Aah!
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I had a lot of coffee,
I'm sorry.
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Ooh!
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Ooh, girl.
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She done already
done had herses.
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My fellow drag-uates,
who needs straight As
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when a D can make you
magna cum loudly?
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Now, give them life,
and do it proudly.
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- Okay.
- Werk.
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Hello, hello, hello!
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She was feeling it.
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My queens, I believe that
children are the future.
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Teach them well,
and they will rob you blind.
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True, true.
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No, seriously, as drag legends,
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you have a special calling
and responsibility
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to inspire the children
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with your charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent.
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So for this week's
maxi-challenge,
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you need to write and deliver
an uplifting commencement speech
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for all the drag-uates
around the world,
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whether they're getting a PhD,
an MBA, or a beauty license
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from the International
House of Pancake Makeup.
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Knowledge is power,
so pass it on.
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And I ought to know,
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because I'm the proud recipient
of a GED.
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Hey!
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- Hey!
- Werk!
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AllStars7.
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Now, later today you'll workshop
your drag-uation speeches
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with Carson Kressley and
the she-larious Nikki Glaser.
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Monét, since you were blocked,
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I'm letting you choose
the speaking order.
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Ooh!
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I'll go first,
Vivienne will go home.
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Oh, and one more thing.
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This week, the top two All Stars
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will receive two legendary
Legend Stars.
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What?
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- Are you...
- No!
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One to keep, and one
to give to a fellow queen.
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What?
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Oh, my...
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What?
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Racers, start your engines,
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and may the best Legend win.
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- Yes!
- Okay.
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Boom-chaka-laka-laka.
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Pbl-pbl-pbl.
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This sounds fun.
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This week, our maxi-challenge
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is to write and deliver
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a drag-uation
commencement speech.
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Has anyone had to do a real
speech in real life before?
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I did in high school.
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A whole, like, inspirational BS
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about how we needed
to legalize pot.
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- And it worked.
- It worked. It worked.
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I feel like the way
for me to win this challenge
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is to really surprise
the judges.
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I want them to laugh with me,
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I want them to cry with me,
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I want them to give me a star.
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What are you thinking
for your angle?
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A little bit of a cult leader.
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Sorceress
at the top of a mountain,
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wind blowing
through my silver hair.
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- Because that's the visual.
- Yeah.
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I sometimes think of myself
as a religious leader.
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A very small religion,
but it's a religion nonetheless.
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So my approach in the speech
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is to play a sorceress,
a soothsayer.
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She's kind of a wizard lady.
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Hello, fairy children
of Mother Earth.
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Are you looking at
what I'm writing?
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No, I was looking you
dead in the eyes.
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I would say just make sure your
speech starts with a big bang.
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You wanna come out
of the gate swinging.
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Doing a conceptual character
is very ambitious,
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and it could really pay off.
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But let's see if she's got
those skills to pay those bills.
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Trinity is over there sewing.
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She's actually sewing a speech.
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Sewing her speech.
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She's embroidering it
under her coat.
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I wouldn't put it past her.
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Look, y'all,
I embroidered my speech.
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Hee-haw!
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It's not "hee-haw."
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Let me focus.
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You know, the werkroom,
though much bigger now,
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still is not a conducive
writing environment.
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I have seven
loud bitches in here
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just literally distracting me
from every corner.
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Yes.
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Jaida, ain't you Black?
Where's the rhythm?
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It's a lot.
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Available on iTunes.
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I need a thesaurus.
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I might help. Sometimes
I'm a good thesaurus.
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I'm a Thesaurus Rex.
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You're probably as old as one.
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Fuck off.
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Monét, what's another word
for "inhibited?"
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Blocked.
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Oh, my God, that's hilarious.
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I may be blocked,
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but it puts
a little extra pep in my step
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knowing that I get to pick
the order this week.
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You know what, Jinkx?
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I was thinking about the lineup,
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and I think
I'm gonna put you ninth.
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And with two extra stars
on the table
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to be given away
to somebody else,
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I think I can really use
this power to my advantage
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in this challenge.
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I have no shame.
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I'm gonna get Miss Monét
a charity star. Werk.
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Does anyone have somewhere
that they'd like to go?
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I would prefer
to not be first or last.
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I don't know,
maybe, like, third.
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I'm not gonna tell you
what to do,
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but I would prefer to be third.
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I would like
to be in the middle.
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Werk.
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I think the hard ones
are beginning and end.
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So if you happen to get
a legendary Star this week
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and you can give one
to someone else,
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I mean, that would
just be so lovely.
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I'll definitely
keep that in mind.
260
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You gotta play these bitches
like fiddles, okay?
261
00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:21,102
And I'm like an octopus.
I'm playing all the fiddles.
262
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We are just... we are fiddling.
263
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It's how you play the game.
264
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I hope somebody gives me
a motherfucking star, bitch.
265
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Werk.
266
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Yeah.
267
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Thank you.
268
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Gather round, ladies.
269
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Gather round.
270
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I think I have the order, guys.
271
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- Oh.
- Oh, shit.
272
00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:44,379
Oh, it feels like
we're going to...
273
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,826
Well, shit.
274
00:12:45,827 --> 00:12:47,102
We're off to the gallows.
275
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Off to the gallows.
276
00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:53,550
Okay, the order
is going to be myself.
277
00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:54,964
- Ooh!
- Okay.
278
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Second, Shea;
third, Trinity;
279
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fourth, Raja;
280
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fifth, Jaida;
281
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sixth, Yvie;
282
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seventh, Jinkx;
283
00:13:04,862 --> 00:13:06,930
- eighth, The Vivienne.
- Okay.
284
00:13:06,931 --> 00:13:08,826
I mean, it's awfully petty.
285
00:13:08,827 --> 00:13:10,516
Sounds fair.
286
00:13:10,517 --> 00:13:12,930
Just because I blocked you,
you're putting me at the end.
287
00:13:12,931 --> 00:13:15,343
Well, you put me
wherever you want, luv.
288
00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:19,033
I've got a little secret weapon
that is gonna make me going last
289
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the perfect ending
to a perfect graduation.
290
00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:33,171
- Oh!
- Hello!
291
00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:35,274
- Hi, Legends.
- Hello!
292
00:13:35,275 --> 00:13:38,240
Now it's time to workshop
my drag-uation speech
293
00:13:38,241 --> 00:13:41,067
with Nikki Glaser
and Carson Kressley.
294
00:13:41,068 --> 00:13:42,068
Hi, Nikki.
295
00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:43,068
Hi, Monét.
296
00:13:43,069 --> 00:13:44,447
I love Nikki Glaser.
297
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:47,067
I'm a big fan of her type
of humor and her comedy.
298
00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:49,481
She is so savage
and she's so funny.
299
00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:53,481
So having her helping us
with our speeches, perfect.
300
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:55,274
What you say first
301
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is going to be the thing
that people remember.
302
00:13:57,482 --> 00:14:00,033
Since the first line
is so important, what is yours?
303
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:04,930
Thank you, students, parents,
faculty, and esteemed guests.
304
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,654
That was good.
305
00:14:06,655 --> 00:14:08,964
So after you say "faculty"
and you do this,
306
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:10,654
whoever you're insinuating
you're blowing,
307
00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:12,205
that should be the last
of the list there.
308
00:14:12,206 --> 00:14:13,447
Got it.
309
00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:14,481
So it should be one, two,
wipe your mouth.
310
00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:15,688
Entire football team.
311
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,964
I don't know.
Whoever it's gonna be.
312
00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:18,171
Yeah, yes, yes. That's fun.
313
00:14:18,172 --> 00:14:19,516
No, that was middle school.
314
00:14:19,517 --> 00:14:21,240
Oh, you're so precocious.
315
00:14:22,379 --> 00:14:23,792
Looking out at all of you,
316
00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:26,447
I'm not really sure
why I was asked to be here.
317
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:30,033
Maybe it was because of my
brilliant fashions on Season 10
318
00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:31,585
or maybe just all this ass.
319
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:33,999
Either way, today you graduate
and take your fist...
320
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,826
first real steps
out into the world.
321
00:14:36,827 --> 00:14:38,550
And that's all I have so far.
322
00:14:38,551 --> 00:14:41,930
You've given us so much funny
and so much sass
323
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:46,240
that a kernel or two
of sincerity,
324
00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:49,757
a little bit of sass
with some inspiration, I think.
325
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,723
Or ass-pirational?
326
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,550
Well, it's always
gonna be that with you.
327
00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:55,171
Yeah.
328
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:58,309
So, Shea, what do you think you
should impart in your speech?
329
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:01,895
I just started thinking
about my journey in school,
330
00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:03,826
and I feel like we all look back
331
00:15:03,827 --> 00:15:07,516
and we think about
the hot, popular kids,
332
00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:09,861
that they grow up
and they're not as glamorous.
333
00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:12,481
But I'm here to be, like,
living proof that they are.
334
00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:15,447
Okay. That's a fun angle.
335
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:20,481
I was a super femme
drama/art nerd
336
00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:23,309
who was up against
this giant society
337
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:27,448
that was set up to, like,
not allow me to flourish.
338
00:15:29,068 --> 00:15:30,516
Yeah.
339
00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:32,205
And then one day I just
looked at myself in the mirror
340
00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:34,240
and I said, fuck 'em.
341
00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:38,309
I'm gonna be the baddest and
the gayest and the flounciest,
342
00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:40,930
and show them
that I am going places,
343
00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:43,757
and you're going to see me
everywhere one day.
344
00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:44,895
I love that.
345
00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:46,447
I think that is so good,
346
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:48,033
and then add with
a fun little light button
347
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:51,033
to have us laughing
on the way out would be amazing.
348
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,619
Okay. I'm feeling
really encouraged
349
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,171
by the feedback I'm getting.
350
00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:57,379
But now I have to actually
finish writing it.
351
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,826
Okay, so set the stage for us.
352
00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:06,171
I'm trying to kind of draw on
my own personal experiences
353
00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:09,240
- of sobriety and addiction.
- Okay.
354
00:16:09,241 --> 00:16:12,964
So I may have found the bar
before I come up for my speech.
355
00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:14,240
Okay.
356
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,171
But it's still inspirational.
357
00:16:16,172 --> 00:16:18,067
- Should we go through it?
- Yeah, sure.
358
00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:20,895
Good afternoon, fellow students,
359
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,481
teachers, and some old faces
360
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,481
I really wish I'd never
have to see again in my life.
361
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:29,136
And, yes, to the judgmental
bastards in the yearbook
362
00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:32,757
who said I was the most likely
to become a crackhead
363
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:36,654
and piss my life up the wall,
you were right.
364
00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:39,378
You do such
a fantastic drunk voice.
365
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,895
I think just take out
any superfluous words.
366
00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:43,137
- Yeah.
- Not any filler.
367
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,067
- Well, that.
- What is filler?
368
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:47,274
I thought I might try it once.
369
00:16:47,275 --> 00:16:48,654
Yeah, just tighten it up,
370
00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:49,895
because drunk people
are not fun to listen to,
371
00:16:49,896 --> 00:16:51,550
because they get rambly.
372
00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:52,895
So if you're giving us that
character with tight jokes,
373
00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:55,792
it's gonna be
a really great one-two punch.
374
00:16:55,793 --> 00:16:57,550
All right, perfect.
375
00:16:57,551 --> 00:16:58,861
So I have a lot of stuff,
376
00:16:58,862 --> 00:17:00,792
but I don't know
if it's in the right order,
377
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:02,205
or maybe it's too much.
378
00:17:02,206 --> 00:17:03,034
Well, what are the beats
that you're working with?
379
00:17:03,035 --> 00:17:04,274
Beat it out for us.
380
00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:06,240
Hello, graduates, I'm so honored
381
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:07,895
to be giving
a commencement address
382
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:12,618
to such talented people
who are much smarter than me.
383
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,654
I'm kind of surprised
that I would be asked
384
00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:18,067
to be one of the ones
to speak here today,
385
00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:21,067
being that Hooked on Phonics
didn't work for me.
386
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:23,102
And to be honest,
387
00:17:23,103 --> 00:17:25,585
I really was on
Hooked on Phonics as a kid.
388
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,999
- You were?
- So, yes.
389
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,067
Math, English, writing,
I struggled through it all,
390
00:17:30,068 --> 00:17:31,930
but I'm okay with taking
the piss out of myself
391
00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:34,033
because I'm not the same person
392
00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:36,343
as I was when I was
struggling with that.
393
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:38,585
I think there's a lot
of inspiration here.
394
00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:39,792
So much.
395
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,205
And then I think
you're gonna pepper it
396
00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:43,999
with some self-deprecating humor
to give us some relief.
397
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,171
Yeah.
398
00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:46,999
You've got a big heart
and a tiny nose.
399
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
Use both of them.
400
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:50,516
I have a tiny nose now.
401
00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:51,861
- That's also a funny bit.
- Yes!
402
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,861
You know,
how much you have changed.
403
00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:55,136
- Okay.
- Yes!
404
00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:56,619
My nose has changed,
my ass has changed.
405
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:57,620
Yes.
406
00:17:57,621 --> 00:17:58,826
Okay.
407
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,309
You can't spell "tassel"
without "ass."
408
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:02,516
Don't do a spelling joke
around Trinity.
409
00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:03,585
Oh!
410
00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:05,136
Did you not hear?
411
00:18:05,137 --> 00:18:06,537
Yeah, she doesn't know
how to spell.
412
00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:09,585
I'm taking it.
413
00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:12,171
That'll at least be
one good joke.
414
00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:14,826
Hi, Jinkx Monsoon.
415
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,274
What do you have
in store for us?
416
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:19,481
I have, like,
two different speeches.
417
00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:21,412
- Great.
- Sure, give us the ideas.
418
00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:25,309
The first one would be the time
I was hit by a car in Amsterdam.
419
00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:27,067
Mm, good times.
420
00:18:27,068 --> 00:18:30,274
Luckily, I was so drunk
421
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:33,136
that I just flopped over the car
like a ragdoll,
422
00:18:33,137 --> 00:18:36,757
landed flat on the ground,
stood back up, felt fine,
423
00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:38,309
thought that was a freebie.
424
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:41,067
The thesis statement is...
425
00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:43,205
Look both ways?
426
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:47,067
Don't wait
to address your trauma.
427
00:18:47,068 --> 00:18:48,792
All right,
let's hear the next one.
428
00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,447
This one would be called
429
00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:53,171
the time I got a condom
lost inside of me.
430
00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:56,723
I really feel like
I'm gonna connect with this.
431
00:18:56,724 --> 00:18:59,136
If you don't know
what "whiskey dick" is,
432
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:04,240
does the expression "pushing
rope" mean anything to you?
433
00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:05,895
That's also strong.
434
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:07,309
It's so strong.
435
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:09,826
But I think the first one
is very universal.
436
00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:11,033
- Yes, so good.
- Thank you.
437
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,171
Thank you for talking about
438
00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:14,757
having a condom
stuck up inside you.
439
00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:16,102
I thought I was alone!
440
00:19:16,103 --> 00:19:18,136
- Yes, and you're not!
- No!
441
00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:20,067
- And I'm gonna remove it.
- Yeah.
442
00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:22,033
Finally!
443
00:19:22,034 --> 00:19:23,930
So do you wanna
run through it with us?
444
00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:24,999
Absolutely.
445
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,654
I'm Jaida Essence Hall...
446
00:19:26,655 --> 00:19:28,481
Dr. Jaida Essence Hall...
447
00:19:28,482 --> 00:19:30,205
Because today, that feels right.
448
00:19:30,206 --> 00:19:31,757
I love that.
449
00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:34,688
Now, I know being here I am
truly doing the Lord's work,
450
00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:37,550
and I'm so proud of myself,
451
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,309
as I'm sure
you're all proud of me.
452
00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:41,895
And then it gets serious.
453
00:19:41,896 --> 00:19:44,964
Part of your comedy
is your confidence.
454
00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:46,688
You're so regal
and you're so wonderful.
455
00:19:46,689 --> 00:19:48,481
Yeah, I'm glad you noticed.
456
00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:51,516
Yes, lean into that,
because it's funny.
457
00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:53,136
Yeah. You can't help
but be hilarious. You're a star.
458
00:19:53,137 --> 00:19:54,309
Thank you.
459
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,275
I'm so excited
to see what you do.
460
00:19:55,276 --> 00:19:56,792
Thank you.
461
00:19:56,793 --> 00:19:59,481
What would be your speech
in one sentence?
462
00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:01,448
Go out and fail.
463
00:20:02,793 --> 00:20:04,378
Fail as much as possible.
464
00:20:04,379 --> 00:20:05,757
- Why?
- Why?
465
00:20:05,758 --> 00:20:08,343
When you're worried about
succeeding all the time,
466
00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:09,930
you limit your experience
467
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:12,516
and you limit what you're
allowing yourself to take in.
468
00:20:12,517 --> 00:20:16,274
Whereas when you do get
that really sweet failure,
469
00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:18,999
it gives you a chance
to learn from that mistake.
470
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,861
- That's a great idea.
- It's so good.
471
00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:22,654
Do you wanna run
some of the lines?
472
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,205
I have the beginnings.
473
00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:29,516
Howdy, y'all, I'm Yvie Oddly,
and it is my... uh...
474
00:20:29,517 --> 00:20:31,689
Uh... uh...
475
00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:35,550
You can just read it, seriously.
476
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:36,792
Like, you don't need to be...
477
00:20:36,793 --> 00:20:38,171
Girl, I just wrote this
five minutes ago.
478
00:20:38,172 --> 00:20:40,447
I'm not up for it yet.
I'm so sorry.
479
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,964
I guess I'm passionate
about failure.
480
00:20:45,103 --> 00:20:46,792
I can't wait to see you
really eat it tomorrow.
481
00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:48,757
- You're gonna be horrible.
- Thank you.
482
00:20:48,758 --> 00:20:51,067
Good luck, and do fuck it up.
483
00:20:51,068 --> 00:20:52,792
Yeah, truly, eat shit.
484
00:20:55,827 --> 00:20:57,688
Of course there's a greeting
at the beginning.
485
00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:59,274
Hello, I'm Raja.
486
00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:04,136
I will be your sorceress,
soothsaying sage, and speaker.
487
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:08,343
So you're giving us Raja
as kind of another character.
488
00:21:08,344 --> 00:21:09,379
Cult leader.
489
00:21:10,724 --> 00:21:12,895
- Okay. Uh-huh.
- Yes, yes.
490
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:16,481
You know, tonight I'm here
to share some of my wisdom
491
00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:19,240
about how we are all part
of the ebb and flow,
492
00:21:19,241 --> 00:21:22,861
and that if something
as vast as the ocean
493
00:21:22,862 --> 00:21:25,619
succumbs to the tides
of the moon,
494
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:28,171
none of us as humans are exempt.
495
00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:29,688
So it starts there.
496
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,033
Profound shit.
497
00:21:31,034 --> 00:21:32,481
Are you into it?
I'm into it.
498
00:21:32,482 --> 00:21:34,723
We can use some sprinkles
of comedy.
499
00:21:34,724 --> 00:21:35,757
Of course, yes.
500
00:21:35,758 --> 00:21:37,516
It's dramatically comedic.
501
00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:38,826
There's more coming,
there's more coming.
502
00:21:38,827 --> 00:21:41,240
Like, just everything
needs to be faster.
503
00:21:41,241 --> 00:21:42,688
You know, for those
who don't understand,
504
00:21:42,689 --> 00:21:44,585
it might feel
a little out of the box,
505
00:21:44,586 --> 00:21:46,067
but I think it's funny,
506
00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:48,516
I think I have
a profound message to give,
507
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,481
and this could just be
my own Gemini delusion,
508
00:21:50,482 --> 00:21:52,240
but I feel that my presence
509
00:21:52,241 --> 00:21:55,895
is enough of a statement
on its own, even in silence.
510
00:21:55,896 --> 00:21:58,240
Perhaps I'll win a star
this week.
511
00:21:58,241 --> 00:21:59,930
- Maybe.
- Fuck, I hope.
512
00:21:59,931 --> 00:22:01,516
Over it.
513
00:22:01,517 --> 00:22:02,964
I haven't won a star yet, so...
514
00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:04,481
- That's outrageous.
- I'm rooting for you.
515
00:22:04,482 --> 00:22:05,619
I can't even.
516
00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:08,758
Peace.
517
00:22:12,655 --> 00:22:14,757
A new day.
518
00:22:14,758 --> 00:22:16,585
I thought you were gonna
hit me with your purse,
519
00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:17,895
I tried, I missed.
520
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,205
Happy graduation day!
521
00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:23,033
Today we're getting ready
to get on the stage
522
00:22:23,034 --> 00:22:25,516
and do our drag-uation
commencement speeches.
523
00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:26,757
How are you feeling, Jaida?
524
00:22:26,758 --> 00:22:27,930
I'm feeling good.
How are you feeling?
525
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,481
Feeling pretty good.
526
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:32,343
I am excited to hopefully
inspire some people out there.
527
00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:34,033
Let's take
a Tajín shot together.
528
00:22:34,034 --> 00:22:35,550
- Have you ever done it before?
- Sure. No.
529
00:22:35,551 --> 00:22:39,205
Also, give you all a little bit
of my dry sense of humor, okay?
530
00:22:40,965 --> 00:22:42,516
So this gives you energy?
531
00:22:42,517 --> 00:22:43,826
- Yeah, I feel like it does.
- What's in it?
532
00:22:43,827 --> 00:22:46,102
Just, like, seasonings.
I don't know.
533
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:48,274
Maybe the judges
will think it's fantastic,
534
00:22:48,275 --> 00:22:50,102
and maybe they'll think, like,
535
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:53,033
get this thirsty bitch
some water.
536
00:22:53,034 --> 00:22:55,136
- I mean, I'll try anything.
- Okay.
537
00:22:55,137 --> 00:22:56,309
Anal? Cheers.
538
00:22:58,551 --> 00:22:59,723
This is gonna be fun.
539
00:22:59,724 --> 00:23:03,033
It's like All Winners
graduation day.
540
00:23:03,034 --> 00:23:04,619
- We just need booze.
- Yeah.
541
00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:08,343
Oh, my God, a cold glass
of sauv blanc.
542
00:23:09,758 --> 00:23:12,102
I'm gonna start
my own sauvignon blanc line.
543
00:23:12,103 --> 00:23:14,205
It's gonna be called
Wine and Complain.
544
00:23:14,206 --> 00:23:17,068
That's so good.
545
00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:20,723
I hope you don't think
546
00:23:20,724 --> 00:23:22,136
I was trying to be shady
with your placement at all.
547
00:23:22,137 --> 00:23:24,102
Second to last,
not a memorable spot.
548
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:27,861
But if you're good, you're good,
no matter where you are.
549
00:23:27,862 --> 00:23:29,447
If anything, I'm gonna make sure
550
00:23:29,448 --> 00:23:31,102
Vivienne has her work
cut out for her.
551
00:23:31,103 --> 00:23:33,447
What are you two shady bitches
talking about over there?
552
00:23:34,758 --> 00:23:38,136
I think it's obvious
that The Vivienne and I
553
00:23:38,137 --> 00:23:41,378
share similar talents
and abilities,
554
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:45,516
and half the time The Vivienne's
performing in the challenges,
555
00:23:45,517 --> 00:23:48,205
all I can think is, goddamn,
I wish I had thought of that.
556
00:23:48,206 --> 00:23:50,481
Everyone can hear each other
better than I thought.
557
00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:58,792
That's probably why
we're becoming frenemies.
558
00:23:58,793 --> 00:24:01,171
Vivienne, how well
can you hear me right now?
559
00:24:04,413 --> 00:24:07,205
Plus, The Viv basically said
560
00:24:07,206 --> 00:24:10,481
she would have blocked me
if she had the chance.
561
00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:14,102
So scary, you know?
562
00:24:14,103 --> 00:24:15,447
How does everyone feel
563
00:24:15,448 --> 00:24:18,619
about having the power
of giving away stars?
564
00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:20,481
I'm so geeked
by this fucking twist.
565
00:24:20,482 --> 00:24:23,102
Monét is determined to be
the first blocked girl
566
00:24:23,103 --> 00:24:24,792
to get a star while blocked.
567
00:24:24,793 --> 00:24:26,309
Blocked girls matter.
568
00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,930
I mean, there's a couple
of queens in here
569
00:24:29,931 --> 00:24:32,688
who have stars
who have not been blocked yet.
570
00:24:32,689 --> 00:24:34,309
- There are.
- Yeah.
571
00:24:34,310 --> 00:24:35,310
- Huh?
- Huh?
572
00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:36,310
- Huh? What?
- What?
573
00:24:36,311 --> 00:24:37,343
Bitch, get off my back.
574
00:24:37,344 --> 00:24:39,654
Aah!
575
00:24:39,655 --> 00:24:41,516
Bitch, I don't know
what you're talking about.
576
00:24:41,517 --> 00:24:43,136
I gotta be in the top today.
577
00:25:08,172 --> 00:25:09,723
And what?
578
00:25:09,724 --> 00:25:11,171
Yes.
579
00:25:11,172 --> 00:25:13,033
Welcome to the main stage
580
00:25:13,034 --> 00:25:16,102
of RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars, All Winners.
581
00:25:16,103 --> 00:25:17,999
Michelle Visage.
582
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,826
Now, what's the best piece
of advice you've ever gotten?
583
00:25:20,827 --> 00:25:24,550
If it goes in,
eventually it has to come out.
584
00:25:24,551 --> 00:25:26,826
Has anything ever not come out?
585
00:25:26,827 --> 00:25:29,274
Only my doctor knows for sure.
586
00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:35,033
Style superstar Carson Kressley,
587
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,861
what would you tell
your younger self?
588
00:25:37,862 --> 00:25:39,481
Don't worry, my beautiful child.
589
00:25:39,482 --> 00:25:42,412
Cher will do
another farewell tour.
590
00:25:42,413 --> 00:25:43,999
Several, actually.
591
00:25:46,068 --> 00:25:50,930
And our extra-special
guest judge Nikki Glaser.
592
00:25:50,931 --> 00:25:53,343
Hey, Nikki, do you ever
get stage fright?
593
00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:55,067
I don't.
The one time I did, though,
594
00:25:55,068 --> 00:25:57,654
was when I had to roast
Ann Coulter,
595
00:25:57,655 --> 00:25:59,585
and it wasn't because
I was scared to be mean to her.
596
00:25:59,586 --> 00:26:01,309
It was just because
I had to share the stage
597
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,654
with someone
who's so terribly evil.
598
00:26:03,655 --> 00:26:05,619
Have you met Michelle Visage?
599
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,619
This week
we challenged our All Stars
600
00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:13,757
to inspire us
with drag-uation speeches.
601
00:26:13,758 --> 00:26:16,481
Racers, start your engines,
602
00:26:16,482 --> 00:26:18,931
and may the best Legend win.
603
00:26:22,482 --> 00:26:23,964
From RuPaul's Drag U
604
00:26:23,965 --> 00:26:27,412
to all the drag-uates
around the world,
605
00:26:27,413 --> 00:26:30,309
please welcome Monét X Change.
606
00:26:33,689 --> 00:26:35,240
Good morning, afternoon,
607
00:26:35,241 --> 00:26:40,378
to all the students,
parents, and faculty.
608
00:26:41,655 --> 00:26:43,171
It truly is an honor
609
00:26:43,172 --> 00:26:46,757
to stand before you here
at a dainty 5'12,
610
00:26:46,758 --> 00:26:50,895
but I'm not sure why
I was asked to be here today.
611
00:26:50,896 --> 00:26:54,447
Perhaps it was my sickening
looks on Season 10.
612
00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:56,102
- Oop.
- Oop.
613
00:26:56,103 --> 00:26:58,378
Or maybe just all this ass,
you know what I'm saying?
614
00:26:58,379 --> 00:27:01,136
Either way, today marks
your graduation,
615
00:27:01,137 --> 00:27:03,516
and a commitment
to take your fist...
616
00:27:03,517 --> 00:27:05,136
Oh, I mean first... first...
617
00:27:05,137 --> 00:27:07,757
First real steps
out into the world,
618
00:27:07,758 --> 00:27:10,033
where you'll encounter
many situations
619
00:27:10,034 --> 00:27:12,723
that'll compel you to ask
yourself:
620
00:27:12,724 --> 00:27:14,309
Am I doing this right?
621
00:27:14,310 --> 00:27:16,999
Did I choose the right career?
622
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,205
Should I have let
the entire football team
623
00:27:19,206 --> 00:27:20,964
spit roast me again?
624
00:27:20,965 --> 00:27:22,999
Yes.
625
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,585
The answer is always yes.
626
00:27:24,586 --> 00:27:26,309
When I graduated college,
627
00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:29,447
I can honestly stand here
and admit that I was afraid.
628
00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:33,102
I was afraid to let the world
at large see me for who I was.
629
00:27:33,103 --> 00:27:36,757
But a wise spirit
named Mufasa once said,
630
00:27:36,758 --> 00:27:39,343
"Remember who you are, Simba."
631
00:27:39,344 --> 00:27:42,136
Don't be afraid to show
the world who you are.
632
00:27:42,137 --> 00:27:43,688
So what you're loud?
633
00:27:43,689 --> 00:27:45,240
So what you stutter?
634
00:27:45,241 --> 00:27:46,412
So what you're poor?
635
00:27:46,413 --> 00:27:48,309
So what you're queer?
636
00:27:48,310 --> 00:27:49,930
When life
is giving it to you hard,
637
00:27:49,931 --> 00:27:52,757
you stand there, you grit
your teeth, sniff some poppers,
638
00:27:52,758 --> 00:27:56,205
and you take it,
every inch of it.
639
00:27:56,206 --> 00:27:59,792
Con-drag-ulations, graduates.
You turned it!
640
00:28:04,275 --> 00:28:07,343
Please welcome Shea Couleé.
641
00:28:07,344 --> 00:28:09,067
Hello, drag-uates.
642
00:28:09,068 --> 00:28:10,412
When I was approached
643
00:28:10,413 --> 00:28:12,274
to speak at today's
commencement ceremony,
644
00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:15,895
my first thought
was avoid clichés.
645
00:28:15,896 --> 00:28:20,136
However, I realized that, like
Jinkx Monsoon's makeup skills,
646
00:28:20,137 --> 00:28:21,343
they're not that bad.
647
00:28:22,931 --> 00:28:27,205
For example, how many of us
have been reassured growing up
648
00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:30,516
that the popular kids don't
mature into popular adults?
649
00:28:30,517 --> 00:28:34,343
Well, I can say that
that statement is false.
650
00:28:34,344 --> 00:28:36,343
I was popular then,
651
00:28:36,344 --> 00:28:38,136
and I'm popular now.
652
00:28:38,137 --> 00:28:42,619
But as a young, Black,
queer and femme person,
653
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:44,723
it wasn't always easy.
654
00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:49,033
So one day in the cafeteria
I did the unthinkable.
655
00:28:49,034 --> 00:28:51,343
I walked
to the center of the room
656
00:28:51,344 --> 00:28:54,205
and sat at the cool kids' table.
657
00:28:54,206 --> 00:28:57,136
Everyone looked at me
like I was delusional.
658
00:28:57,137 --> 00:28:58,481
They tried to shade me,
659
00:28:58,482 --> 00:29:01,171
but, baby,
you can't shade the sun.
660
00:29:02,517 --> 00:29:03,999
Now, I know that this story
661
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,240
sounds like some clichéd plot
from a John Hughes film,
662
00:29:07,241 --> 00:29:10,723
but I guarantee you it's not,
because I'm Black.
663
00:29:13,241 --> 00:29:18,033
In closing, there could be
99 people in a cafeteria
664
00:29:18,034 --> 00:29:20,136
that don't believe in you,
665
00:29:20,137 --> 00:29:24,067
but if one person
believes in you,
666
00:29:24,068 --> 00:29:26,516
then you can be
the baddest bitch in school.
667
00:29:26,517 --> 00:29:31,688
And sometimes,
that one person is you.
668
00:29:31,689 --> 00:29:33,447
Thank you.
669
00:29:36,034 --> 00:29:40,585
Next, please welcome
Trinity the Tuck.
670
00:29:40,586 --> 00:29:42,619
Hello, drag-uates.
671
00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:44,136
I'm actually kind of surprised
672
00:29:44,137 --> 00:29:46,136
that I was asked
to speak here today,
673
00:29:46,137 --> 00:29:53,550
mostly because Hooked on Phonics
didn't work for... moo?
674
00:29:53,551 --> 00:29:56,067
Muh?
675
00:29:56,068 --> 00:29:58,654
Whatever, girl,
it didn't work for me.
676
00:29:58,655 --> 00:30:00,619
When I was in school,
677
00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:03,447
I didn't know
if I was smart enough.
678
00:30:03,448 --> 00:30:06,964
I didn't think that
I was good at anything,
679
00:30:06,965 --> 00:30:08,895
and my grandmother
got really, really sick,
680
00:30:08,896 --> 00:30:12,481
and I had to quit school
to take care of her.
681
00:30:12,482 --> 00:30:14,895
That prevented me
682
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:18,378
from graduating with my class
in high school.
683
00:30:18,379 --> 00:30:22,964
But you do what you have to do
for those you love.
684
00:30:22,965 --> 00:30:25,757
Remember that.
685
00:30:25,758 --> 00:30:29,999
I eventually found drag
and realized what I was good at.
686
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,136
I may not have walked down
with a cap and gown,
687
00:30:33,137 --> 00:30:36,930
but, girl, I do put the "ass"
in "tassel."
688
00:30:38,482 --> 00:30:40,654
Some of you are about to go out
and do some amazing things.
689
00:30:40,655 --> 00:30:41,861
Most won't.
690
00:30:43,724 --> 00:30:45,757
But never give up.
691
00:30:45,758 --> 00:30:50,757
Hard work and determination will
lead you to maybe do what I did,
692
00:30:50,758 --> 00:30:54,585
and tie for first
on a reality competition show.
693
00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:55,895
And if the degree
694
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:58,136
that your parents spent
thousands of dollars on
695
00:30:58,137 --> 00:31:01,309
doesn't work out, girl,
just go down to Mexico
696
00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:03,654
and get yo ass fat
and become a drag queen.
697
00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:05,481
Congratulations.
698
00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:08,516
Thank you.
699
00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:14,034
It is my honor to present Raja.
700
00:31:17,103 --> 00:31:20,136
Greetings, friends.
701
00:31:20,137 --> 00:31:22,274
It is my great honor to be here.
702
00:31:22,275 --> 00:31:24,895
I am aware of your presence.
703
00:31:26,034 --> 00:31:30,964
I am Raja,
soothsayer, sorceress,
704
00:31:30,965 --> 00:31:36,033
sage, and speaker tonight.
705
00:31:36,034 --> 00:31:41,067
Here are five important pieces
of earned wisdom to remember.
706
00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:45,930
Time in this realm
will feel rapid and limited.
707
00:31:45,931 --> 00:31:48,033
Grasp every moment
708
00:31:48,034 --> 00:31:52,757
and connect always
to the ebb and flow,
709
00:31:52,758 --> 00:31:55,930
'cause we're all gonna die.
710
00:32:00,206 --> 00:32:03,654
Fuck a lot.
711
00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:06,826
Like, a lot-lot.
712
00:32:06,827 --> 00:32:09,136
Fuck till you can't
fuck no more.
713
00:32:10,206 --> 00:32:15,033
Pay. your. taxes.
714
00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:17,102
They are watching.
715
00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:19,378
They know when you're asleep
and awake.
716
00:32:19,379 --> 00:32:22,102
They know you purchase poppers
from Berlin online.
717
00:32:22,103 --> 00:32:25,999
They know your women's shoe size
is really a 15.
718
00:32:28,068 --> 00:32:33,792
Always be kind
and good to people,
719
00:32:33,793 --> 00:32:36,654
especially if they have money.
720
00:32:39,517 --> 00:32:42,826
Oh, yes. Be nice
to the poor as well.
721
00:32:42,827 --> 00:32:46,240
One can never be sure
if a camera lurks nearby
722
00:32:46,241 --> 00:32:47,792
to capture your good deeds.
723
00:32:50,965 --> 00:32:53,447
Last but not least, number five:
724
00:32:53,448 --> 00:32:59,343
"institutions"
also spells "intuitions"
725
00:32:59,344 --> 00:33:01,550
if you're dyslexic.
726
00:33:04,103 --> 00:33:07,930
A wise soul once said
if you reach for the moon,
727
00:33:07,931 --> 00:33:11,516
you'll find yourself
amongst the stars.
728
00:33:11,517 --> 00:33:14,964
You'll incinerate and combust
passing through the atmosphere,
729
00:33:14,965 --> 00:33:16,826
but, yes, stars.
730
00:33:18,586 --> 00:33:22,274
Thank you, stay booked,
stay blessed.
731
00:33:23,758 --> 00:33:25,585
Yes, Raja!
732
00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:27,412
That was so good!
733
00:33:27,413 --> 00:33:30,171
Yes!
734
00:33:36,793 --> 00:33:41,309
Welcome back
to our drag-uation ceremony.
735
00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:46,240
Next, please welcome
Jaida Essence Hall.
736
00:33:46,241 --> 00:33:47,964
Well, good evening, bitches.
737
00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:51,274
I am so glad to see
738
00:33:51,275 --> 00:33:54,723
that my degrees from Drag U
and Trump University
739
00:33:54,724 --> 00:33:59,136
are finally
being put to good use.
740
00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:00,619
Now, for most of us,
741
00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:04,516
this is as good as it's ever
going to fucking get.
742
00:34:04,517 --> 00:34:06,343
But you're all alive,
743
00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:10,033
and this would be extremely
awkward if you weren't.
744
00:34:11,413 --> 00:34:14,550
Growing up, I had imagined
745
00:34:14,551 --> 00:34:16,171
that life
was this perfect set of steps
746
00:34:16,172 --> 00:34:19,550
that led
to a pathway of success.
747
00:34:19,551 --> 00:34:24,274
But when I turned 30 years old,
I felt like such a failure
748
00:34:24,275 --> 00:34:27,619
because I had not graduated
from high school,
749
00:34:27,620 --> 00:34:29,171
I didn't go to college,
750
00:34:29,172 --> 00:34:31,723
I didn't have
this amazing corporate job
751
00:34:31,724 --> 00:34:33,481
or this big, beautiful family,
752
00:34:33,482 --> 00:34:37,205
and I thought that I really
missed my chance at success.
753
00:34:37,206 --> 00:34:40,412
But opportunity
did knock on my door,
754
00:34:40,413 --> 00:34:43,999
and I found true love,
true happiness,
755
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,378
and most importantly,
success, bitch.
756
00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:48,687
Look at me!
757
00:34:48,688 --> 00:34:51,033
And I'm so proud of me,
758
00:34:51,034 --> 00:34:54,964
as I'm sure
all of you are today.
759
00:34:54,965 --> 00:34:58,274
"Hold for applause."
760
00:35:01,413 --> 00:35:03,964
Never believe
that it is too late
761
00:35:03,965 --> 00:35:05,688
for you to join the party.
762
00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:08,895
And speaking of party,
bitch, I gotta get outta here,
763
00:35:08,896 --> 00:35:11,757
because we got one after this,
and Imma head out.
764
00:35:11,758 --> 00:35:14,136
So look over there!
765
00:35:14,137 --> 00:35:15,688
Bye, motherfuckers!
766
00:35:18,206 --> 00:35:21,378
Please welcome Yvie Oddly.
767
00:35:21,379 --> 00:35:23,033
Ooh!
768
00:35:23,034 --> 00:35:24,447
Oh!
769
00:35:28,586 --> 00:35:30,688
I love it.
770
00:35:34,896 --> 00:35:38,688
Now, before we begin,
I would really appreciate it
771
00:35:38,689 --> 00:35:41,619
if we could take some time
to bow our heads
772
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:44,585
and give praise to the creator,
773
00:35:44,586 --> 00:35:47,310
through whom all things
are possible.
774
00:35:48,586 --> 00:35:50,343
Thank you, RuPaul.
775
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:52,688
Like, seriously, girl,
776
00:35:52,689 --> 00:35:54,861
thanks for signing
that check, bitch.
777
00:35:54,862 --> 00:35:58,481
You know, they say money
can't buy happiness,
778
00:35:58,482 --> 00:36:00,826
but looking at all
these bitches' smiles,
779
00:36:00,827 --> 00:36:03,516
it can at least buy you
a new grill.
780
00:36:03,517 --> 00:36:06,516
My time competing on Drag Race
781
00:36:06,517 --> 00:36:10,412
gave me something more important
than any check could ever write,
782
00:36:10,413 --> 00:36:13,619
so I feel it's my duty
to pass it on to you:
783
00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:16,550
the gift of failure.
784
00:36:16,551 --> 00:36:18,102
Mm.
785
00:36:18,103 --> 00:36:21,136
I would like to think that
all of my successes in life
786
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:24,378
are really just
the fruit of my failures.
787
00:36:24,379 --> 00:36:26,757
For example,
I might never have known
788
00:36:26,758 --> 00:36:30,412
that I was so damn good
at lip syncing
789
00:36:30,413 --> 00:36:31,964
if I didn't first discover
790
00:36:31,965 --> 00:36:35,930
how damn bad I am at
impersonating Whoopi Goldberg.
791
00:36:38,103 --> 00:36:39,378
Ru tried to warn me.
792
00:36:39,379 --> 00:36:41,274
"You in danger, girl."
793
00:36:41,275 --> 00:36:43,964
It's still not there.
794
00:36:43,965 --> 00:36:46,447
So when you go out
into the world,
795
00:36:46,448 --> 00:36:50,516
I want you to try hard,
I want you to swing big,
796
00:36:50,517 --> 00:36:53,171
and I want you to fail.
797
00:36:53,172 --> 00:36:55,516
Because it's through
these trials and errors
798
00:36:55,517 --> 00:37:01,205
that we really learn to become
the people we are meant to be.
799
00:37:01,206 --> 00:37:05,309
Good luck, and fuck it up.
800
00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:06,550
Fuck it up.
801
00:37:06,551 --> 00:37:08,447
Con-drag-ulations!
802
00:37:13,275 --> 00:37:16,654
Please welcome Jinkx Monsoon.
803
00:37:16,655 --> 00:37:21,171
Hello, and blessed be
to the graduating class
804
00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:24,274
of whatever year you're
watching this on YouTube.
805
00:37:26,137 --> 00:37:29,792
I'm Jinkx Monsoon,
and it's become very obvious
806
00:37:29,793 --> 00:37:33,102
that I thought I was speaking
at a different school today.
807
00:37:33,103 --> 00:37:37,033
So I'm going to salvage
as much of this speech as I can.
808
00:37:38,448 --> 00:37:41,550
Double, double,
toil and trouble...
809
00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:43,757
No, I think we can skip
that part. Okay.
810
00:37:43,758 --> 00:37:47,516
Hecate, Hecate, Hecate...
Yeah, none of this works here.
811
00:37:47,517 --> 00:37:50,516
Oh, okay, here's something
we all can relate to.
812
00:37:50,517 --> 00:37:55,343
One year I was reluctantly
taking a vacation in Amsterdam...
813
00:37:55,344 --> 00:37:57,895
That's going on holiday
for you, Viv.
814
00:37:57,896 --> 00:38:00,964
And as I was returning
to my hotel
815
00:38:00,965 --> 00:38:03,654
after a particularly raucous
night out,
816
00:38:03,655 --> 00:38:05,516
a car came whipping
around the corner,
817
00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:08,033
driving backwards at full speed.
818
00:38:08,034 --> 00:38:10,688
It hit my body
like a charging rhino,
819
00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:13,102
knocked the joint
right out of my hand.
820
00:38:13,103 --> 00:38:15,378
I just flopped over the car
like a ragdoll,
821
00:38:15,379 --> 00:38:16,792
landed flat in the street.
822
00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:20,067
But I stood up,
dusted myself off, took a bow,
823
00:38:20,068 --> 00:38:22,654
and said, "That was a freebie."
824
00:38:22,655 --> 00:38:25,240
I felt completely fine,
825
00:38:25,241 --> 00:38:28,033
so I didn't do
anything about it.
826
00:38:28,034 --> 00:38:29,550
Now seven years later,
827
00:38:29,551 --> 00:38:32,378
my spine is out of alignment
in three different places
828
00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:33,826
and I wake up every morning
829
00:38:33,827 --> 00:38:36,240
feeling like I've been
put through a cement mixer.
830
00:38:37,586 --> 00:38:40,171
You see, the body
remembers trauma,
831
00:38:40,172 --> 00:38:42,930
even if the mind suppresses it.
832
00:38:42,931 --> 00:38:47,171
Some say being born
is an act of trauma.
833
00:38:47,172 --> 00:38:48,481
Think of it.
834
00:38:48,482 --> 00:38:51,550
You are ripped out of
the ultimate safe space,
835
00:38:51,551 --> 00:38:54,481
and then thrust into a world
full of people
836
00:38:54,482 --> 00:38:58,688
who would just as soon
run you down with their car
837
00:38:58,689 --> 00:39:00,619
and leave you for dead
838
00:39:00,620 --> 00:39:03,033
in the middle
of the streets of Amsterdam!
839
00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:10,481
I implore you to allow
yourselves the time
840
00:39:10,482 --> 00:39:12,343
to process your trauma.
841
00:39:12,344 --> 00:39:16,757
Do the work today
so you can truly enjoy tomorrow.
842
00:39:16,758 --> 00:39:21,412
The grand high witch herself,
RuPaul, once told me,
843
00:39:21,413 --> 00:39:23,792
"We can't forgive our past
844
00:39:23,793 --> 00:39:27,516
until we allow ourselves
time to face it,"
845
00:39:27,517 --> 00:39:30,033
or something to that effect.
846
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,654
My memory is mashed potatoes.
847
00:39:31,655 --> 00:39:34,240
I was hit by a fucking car!
848
00:39:39,758 --> 00:39:42,757
Please welcome The Vivienne.
849
00:39:42,758 --> 00:39:45,688
Good afternoon.
850
00:39:45,689 --> 00:39:49,067
First off, let me just apologize
851
00:39:49,068 --> 00:39:52,895
for my fellow speakers'
bloody dull stories.
852
00:39:52,896 --> 00:39:56,516
I had to have a drink
just to stay awake.
853
00:39:56,517 --> 00:40:00,930
But I did come here
to share a story with you all
854
00:40:00,931 --> 00:40:03,688
about my sobriety journey.
855
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,205
And as you can see,
it's going bloody fantastic.
856
00:40:10,206 --> 00:40:15,033
And, yes, the judgmental
bastards in the yearbook
857
00:40:15,034 --> 00:40:18,309
who said I was most likely
to become a crackhead
858
00:40:18,310 --> 00:40:20,412
and piss my life up the wall,
859
00:40:20,413 --> 00:40:23,757
congratulations, you were right.
860
00:40:26,896 --> 00:40:31,723
I can see my old Spanish tutors
out there in the crowd.
861
00:40:31,724 --> 00:40:33,447
Hola, Mr. Kressley.
862
00:40:33,448 --> 00:40:35,067
You know, it's funny.
863
00:40:35,068 --> 00:40:38,757
Mr. Kressley would never give
you a good grade, would he?
864
00:40:38,758 --> 00:40:41,205
No matter how many times
you noshed him off.
865
00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:44,447
Oh, sorry.
Our little secret.
866
00:40:46,793 --> 00:40:48,585
But let's take a minute
867
00:40:48,586 --> 00:40:53,067
to look at these fine speakers
this evening.
868
00:40:53,068 --> 00:40:56,205
Jinkx Monsoon
finished top of her class.
869
00:40:56,206 --> 00:40:59,654
Trinity the Tuck finished
top of her professor.
870
00:41:03,068 --> 00:41:07,412
And well done, Raja,
for finally getting your degree.
871
00:41:07,413 --> 00:41:11,102
Just too bad by the time
you get to use it,
872
00:41:11,103 --> 00:41:12,964
you'll be dead.
873
00:41:14,413 --> 00:41:18,033
There are many ways in life
to get to the top.
874
00:41:18,034 --> 00:41:19,688
Take it from me.
875
00:41:19,689 --> 00:41:24,067
You'll be much more popular
if you're a bottom.
876
00:41:24,068 --> 00:41:29,102
And if all else fails,
just do what I did.
877
00:41:29,103 --> 00:41:31,826
Find the oldest,
richest man you can,
878
00:41:31,827 --> 00:41:34,826
marry him, then push
the bastard down the stairs.
879
00:41:36,758 --> 00:41:38,378
Cheers.
880
00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:49,688
Is she okay?
881
00:41:55,551 --> 00:41:58,964
Category is Veiled It.
882
00:41:58,965 --> 00:42:02,896
Up first, Monét X Change.
883
00:42:05,793 --> 00:42:07,412
She's so cagey.
884
00:42:07,413 --> 00:42:10,550
I tawt I saw a Monét X Change.
885
00:42:10,551 --> 00:42:13,240
Did she just
give us all the bird?
886
00:42:15,344 --> 00:42:18,033
Now, y'all know
I would not come out here
887
00:42:18,034 --> 00:42:19,895
in some traditional,
boring veil.
888
00:42:19,896 --> 00:42:22,964
I am giving you a songbird.
It's fashion.
889
00:42:22,965 --> 00:42:25,723
I look expensive,
and, baby, guess what?
890
00:42:25,724 --> 00:42:26,792
I smell expensive, too.
891
00:42:26,793 --> 00:42:27,793
Now, pluck off.
892
00:42:30,448 --> 00:42:31,585
Shea Couleé.
893
00:42:31,586 --> 00:42:33,930
Pleated for her pleasure.
894
00:42:33,931 --> 00:42:36,826
The world accordion to Shea.
895
00:42:38,172 --> 00:42:41,516
I am channeling my grandmother
896
00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:43,171
floating through her garden
897
00:42:43,172 --> 00:42:45,481
with these gorgeous
accordion pleats.
898
00:42:45,482 --> 00:42:49,826
You cannot tell me that
I do not look like a legend.
899
00:42:49,827 --> 00:42:52,516
Now I know where in
the world Carmen Sandiego is.
900
00:42:52,517 --> 00:42:54,378
She's in "Veil," Colorado.
901
00:42:55,896 --> 00:42:57,861
Trinity the Tuck.
902
00:42:57,862 --> 00:43:01,619
She's not high maintenance,
she's just high.
903
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:04,033
She'd like to say "I do,"
904
00:43:04,034 --> 00:43:05,964
but she did, and he's dead.
905
00:43:07,413 --> 00:43:11,481
I feel like the only second wife
906
00:43:11,482 --> 00:43:16,309
who married her rich, much
older husband who just died,
907
00:43:16,310 --> 00:43:19,481
and she inherited it all.
908
00:43:19,482 --> 00:43:21,585
And then
she's gonna marry his son.
909
00:43:21,586 --> 00:43:24,550
She's good at drag-ging
those flowers with her veil.
910
00:43:26,413 --> 00:43:30,481
To wear a train like this
with all the weight at the end,
911
00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:33,033
bitch, I am getting a workout.
912
00:43:33,034 --> 00:43:35,585
How is this wig still on?
913
00:43:35,586 --> 00:43:38,723
Business in the front,
Rose Parade in the back?
914
00:43:38,724 --> 00:43:40,447
No, rosebud in the back.
915
00:43:42,275 --> 00:43:43,930
Up next, Raja.
916
00:43:43,931 --> 00:43:46,516
Raja's wearing
the latest edition.
917
00:43:46,517 --> 00:43:49,723
This is the Anna Wintour
of our discontent.
918
00:43:51,068 --> 00:43:53,585
"Voile" in French
means "veil."
919
00:43:53,586 --> 00:43:54,999
See what I did?
920
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,999
I can be a little bit
of a maximalist.
921
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,067
If you give me a challenge,
I might take it too far,
922
00:43:59,068 --> 00:44:00,481
and you're gonna love it.
923
00:44:00,482 --> 00:44:02,826
Well, she's really
got this look covered.
924
00:44:02,827 --> 00:44:05,412
Yes, she certainly does.
925
00:44:05,413 --> 00:44:07,102
Jaida Essence Hall.
926
00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:09,447
Wow, she's got this look
wrapped up.
927
00:44:09,448 --> 00:44:11,274
It's Spanish, and it's fly.
928
00:44:13,137 --> 00:44:15,585
I'm giving you the haunted woman
929
00:44:15,586 --> 00:44:18,102
that's, like, deep down
at the end of a hallway,
930
00:44:18,103 --> 00:44:19,792
and I'm just holding a candle,
looking sickening,
931
00:44:19,793 --> 00:44:21,688
even if you can't see me fully.
932
00:44:21,689 --> 00:44:23,999
She walks into
the club hearse-first.
933
00:44:25,241 --> 00:44:27,067
Yvie Oddly.
934
00:44:27,068 --> 00:44:29,654
Ooh, I think
you mean Beadly Oddly.
935
00:44:35,103 --> 00:44:39,550
I am serving
veils on veils to no avail.
936
00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:41,999
So heavy, but you can't tell,
937
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,723
because my leg is out
and I am pumping it.
938
00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,723
Because beading is what?
939
00:44:46,724 --> 00:44:48,516
- Fundamental!
- Fundamental!
940
00:44:49,689 --> 00:44:51,619
Jinkx Monsoon.
941
00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:53,619
What's her butterfly net worth?
942
00:44:53,620 --> 00:44:56,240
Lavender?
I hardly know her!
943
00:44:56,241 --> 00:44:58,861
It's a very
precarious headdress.
944
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:03,102
The slightest little breeze
throws everything off.
945
00:45:03,103 --> 00:45:07,516
But I'm hoping the payoff
will be worth it.
946
00:45:07,517 --> 00:45:10,274
Everything's coming up...
pansies?
947
00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:13,481
I'm the goddess of the spring,
948
00:45:13,482 --> 00:45:16,033
and I'm in full bloom,
949
00:45:16,034 --> 00:45:18,033
no matter what
time of year this is airing.
950
00:45:18,034 --> 00:45:20,585
Dress by Miracle-Gro.
951
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,757
Up next, The Vivienne.
952
00:45:24,758 --> 00:45:27,412
Oh, my God,
gag me with a ball or two.
953
00:45:27,413 --> 00:45:30,585
It's by Dolce and Gabbondage.
954
00:45:30,586 --> 00:45:31,586
Oh!
955
00:45:31,587 --> 00:45:33,826
I'm giving you
956
00:45:33,827 --> 00:45:36,171
cybersex doll bride.
957
00:45:36,172 --> 00:45:38,274
I'm supposed to
look like I'm in pain.
958
00:45:38,275 --> 00:45:41,619
I am in pain.
959
00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:44,481
Lookit, she's
the belle of the ball gag.
960
00:45:56,137 --> 00:45:57,964
Welcome, ladies.
961
00:45:57,965 --> 00:46:00,826
Tonight, the top two
All Stars of the week
962
00:46:00,827 --> 00:46:05,999
will each receive
two legendary Legend Stars,
963
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,551
one to keep, and one
to give to a fellow queen.
964
00:46:10,724 --> 00:46:13,343
I give to the needy,
not the greedy.
965
00:46:14,620 --> 00:46:16,654
Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,
966
00:46:16,655 --> 00:46:19,516
starting with Monét X Change.
967
00:46:19,517 --> 00:46:20,688
Tweet, tweet.
968
00:46:20,689 --> 00:46:22,102
I thought your speech
was really fun.
969
00:46:22,103 --> 00:46:24,447
The football team spit roast
I could relate to.
970
00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:27,205
- Same.
- Thank you.
971
00:46:27,206 --> 00:46:30,309
You just nailed the speech,
you made it so funny.
972
00:46:30,310 --> 00:46:32,205
I was thoroughly impressed.
973
00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:33,343
Thank you, Nikki.
974
00:46:33,344 --> 00:46:35,723
This outfit is iconic.
975
00:46:35,724 --> 00:46:37,343
Iconic.
976
00:46:37,344 --> 00:46:38,481
Thank you, Ru.
977
00:46:38,482 --> 00:46:40,654
It's really
beautifully constructed,
978
00:46:40,655 --> 00:46:42,274
but it's very drag.
It's fun.
979
00:46:42,275 --> 00:46:44,757
It's got a sense of humor
and a great sense of glamour,
980
00:46:44,758 --> 00:46:46,930
and it's a great balance
of those two.
981
00:46:46,931 --> 00:46:48,619
So I love this.
982
00:46:48,620 --> 00:46:51,309
Up next, Shea Couleé.
983
00:46:51,310 --> 00:46:55,240
The speech all about kind of how
popular you were was hilarious.
984
00:46:55,241 --> 00:46:57,205
That comedy,
just matter of fact,
985
00:46:57,206 --> 00:46:59,205
and then you move on,
always gets me.
986
00:46:59,206 --> 00:47:02,171
You were so good and so relaxed
and comfortable.
987
00:47:02,172 --> 00:47:04,964
It was really, really good.
988
00:47:04,965 --> 00:47:09,585
This look, I think those layers
of accordion pleated silk
989
00:47:09,586 --> 00:47:11,654
are so gorgeous.
990
00:47:11,655 --> 00:47:13,964
I wanted to wear this as
a love letter to my grandmother,
991
00:47:13,965 --> 00:47:15,999
because some
of my fondest memories
992
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,550
were her walking around her
garden, cultivating the earth.
993
00:47:19,551 --> 00:47:21,447
That explains everything.
994
00:47:21,448 --> 00:47:24,102
- You look so stunning.
- Thank you.
995
00:47:24,103 --> 00:47:27,102
Up next, it's Trinity the Tuck.
996
00:47:27,103 --> 00:47:30,930
I'm so excited how well
you nailed that phonics joke.
997
00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:32,585
That was an advanced
performance of comedy
998
00:47:32,586 --> 00:47:34,033
that I want you to know
you nailed.
999
00:47:34,034 --> 00:47:36,481
And I did appreciate
that you had
1000
00:47:36,482 --> 00:47:38,792
a heartfelt vulnerable moment
in there as well.
1001
00:47:38,793 --> 00:47:40,274
I thought you did
a very good job.
1002
00:47:40,275 --> 00:47:42,550
This look, you have never
looked more gorgeous.
1003
00:47:42,551 --> 00:47:45,688
It's like Evita dressed for,
like, a funeral or something.
1004
00:47:45,689 --> 00:47:47,171
So fun.
1005
00:47:47,172 --> 00:47:49,447
I don't know how many cases
you took to get here,
1006
00:47:49,448 --> 00:47:50,688
but they were all
filled with trains.
1007
00:47:50,689 --> 00:47:51,895
I would like to say
1008
00:47:51,896 --> 00:47:53,585
that the girls
have changed my name
1009
00:47:53,586 --> 00:47:55,033
to Trinity the Train.
1010
00:47:55,034 --> 00:47:58,550
Yes.
1011
00:47:58,551 --> 00:48:01,792
I promise, this is the last
big train thing.
1012
00:48:01,793 --> 00:48:03,067
No, keep it coming.
1013
00:48:03,068 --> 00:48:04,930
You are such a star.
1014
00:48:04,931 --> 00:48:06,274
- Thank you, Trinity.
- Thank you.
1015
00:48:06,275 --> 00:48:08,585
Up next, it's Raja Gemini.
1016
00:48:08,586 --> 00:48:12,447
Our soothsayer, coming out
in this celestial garb.
1017
00:48:12,448 --> 00:48:13,999
I think my favorite line
in the whole thing was,
1018
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,378
"We're all gonna die."
1019
00:48:15,379 --> 00:48:18,274
Well...
1020
00:48:18,275 --> 00:48:20,171
And your speech
was such a great departure
1021
00:48:20,172 --> 00:48:22,136
from the tone
that had already been set.
1022
00:48:22,137 --> 00:48:23,550
It was just,
like, this character
1023
00:48:23,551 --> 00:48:25,343
that was, like, made things
light and fun and weird.
1024
00:48:25,344 --> 00:48:26,447
I felt like
I was talking to someone
1025
00:48:26,448 --> 00:48:27,808
who was describing
a mushroom trip.
1026
00:48:29,137 --> 00:48:31,654
This look, I mean, I swear
I've seen this in a magazine.
1027
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:34,895
The details on this,
1028
00:48:34,896 --> 00:48:37,826
even the masthead
of the magazine name.
1029
00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:40,792
- "Voile" is French for "veil."
- Right.
1030
00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:42,619
Add points.
Go ahead and add points.
1031
00:48:44,827 --> 00:48:46,550
We'll see what we can do.
1032
00:48:46,551 --> 00:48:48,343
Jaida Essence Hall.
1033
00:48:48,344 --> 00:48:50,688
- Hey!
- She's in there.
1034
00:48:50,689 --> 00:48:51,999
I think my favorite line was,
1035
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,102
"I'm so proud of me,
as you all are today."
1036
00:48:56,965 --> 00:48:58,378
Your use of "bitch" throughout,
1037
00:48:58,379 --> 00:49:00,895
it really is overused
a lot of times in comedy.
1038
00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:02,723
You used it so perfectly
1039
00:49:02,724 --> 00:49:03,757
that I didn't look at it
as a device.
1040
00:49:03,758 --> 00:49:05,102
And you got personal, too,
1041
00:49:05,103 --> 00:49:06,343
and I'm glad you went there.
1042
00:49:06,344 --> 00:49:08,619
Tonight you are
definitely veilded.
1043
00:49:08,620 --> 00:49:11,171
I love the Spanishness of it.
1044
00:49:11,172 --> 00:49:14,516
The dotted mesh is so pretty
and so kind of current and now.
1045
00:49:14,517 --> 00:49:15,826
I love that I can't see you
1046
00:49:15,827 --> 00:49:17,516
and that I had to, like,
go, I wanna know more.
1047
00:49:17,517 --> 00:49:20,309
Like a lingerie burqa,
and I liked it.
1048
00:49:22,862 --> 00:49:25,412
Up next, it's Yvie Oddly.
Ooh, look at that leg.
1049
00:49:25,413 --> 00:49:27,619
This look is fantastic.
1050
00:49:27,620 --> 00:49:29,240
It's glamorous, it's sparkly.
1051
00:49:29,241 --> 00:49:32,757
You're giving us Angelina Oddly
with the exposed leg.
1052
00:49:32,758 --> 00:49:35,757
All of that beading
on that kind of Aztec motif,
1053
00:49:35,758 --> 00:49:37,757
so chic, so fabulous.
1054
00:49:37,758 --> 00:49:40,792
Your speech, you did
a pratfall, which I appreciate.
1055
00:49:40,793 --> 00:49:42,171
You got up
and you left the cards,
1056
00:49:42,172 --> 00:49:43,619
so you did the whole thing
without cards.
1057
00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:45,826
That's an extra,
like, good job for that.
1058
00:49:45,827 --> 00:49:48,274
Your speech
struck a chord with me,
1059
00:49:48,275 --> 00:49:51,999
because I have failed
way more than I have succeeded.
1060
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,067
But that's what brought me
here today.
1061
00:49:54,068 --> 00:49:56,757
I'm gonna keep failing my way
towards your position.
1062
00:49:58,758 --> 00:50:02,067
Up next, it's Jinkx Monsoon.
1063
00:50:02,068 --> 00:50:03,964
Who said that?
1064
00:50:05,241 --> 00:50:06,861
This look veiled it, oh!
1065
00:50:06,862 --> 00:50:08,585
This is so beautiful.
1066
00:50:08,586 --> 00:50:12,654
You've got a garden
growing out of your body.
1067
00:50:12,655 --> 00:50:15,240
And that butterfly illusion
of them holding up your veil,
1068
00:50:15,241 --> 00:50:16,895
it's magic and enchanted.
1069
00:50:16,896 --> 00:50:18,654
This is just a gorgeous look.
1070
00:50:18,655 --> 00:50:20,309
Your character
in the drag-uation speech
1071
00:50:20,310 --> 00:50:21,412
was hilarious.
1072
00:50:21,413 --> 00:50:22,999
You started out
the wrong school,
1073
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,033
it was just funny and smart,
and the way Jinkx does things.
1074
00:50:26,034 --> 00:50:27,792
I'm so grateful
you told that story,
1075
00:50:27,793 --> 00:50:30,654
because it not only literally
struck me like the car,
1076
00:50:30,655 --> 00:50:33,102
but it, like,
figuratively, I get it.
1077
00:50:33,103 --> 00:50:34,309
Like, that's
an important message,
1078
00:50:34,310 --> 00:50:35,930
and it was very clear,
so great job.
1079
00:50:35,931 --> 00:50:40,171
Now, this may be
a good opportunity to tell you
1080
00:50:40,172 --> 00:50:43,447
that that was probably me
behind the wheel of that car.
1081
00:50:48,827 --> 00:50:51,826
Up next, The Vivienne.
1082
00:50:51,827 --> 00:50:54,447
The Vivienne, your graduation
speech, it wasn't over the top.
1083
00:50:54,448 --> 00:50:57,309
You didn't, like, ruin
the bit by being too sloppy.
1084
00:50:57,310 --> 00:50:58,757
You're a great comedic actress.
1085
00:50:58,758 --> 00:51:00,274
And you spent the entire time
in character.
1086
00:51:00,275 --> 00:51:02,412
Even when the other queens
were giving their speeches,
1087
00:51:02,413 --> 00:51:03,688
you were back in your chair
1088
00:51:03,689 --> 00:51:06,067
with your sunglasses on
and your martini glass.
1089
00:51:06,068 --> 00:51:09,067
This look tonight,
I loved the ball gag,
1090
00:51:09,068 --> 00:51:12,102
I love the bondage,
I love the color you chose.
1091
00:51:12,103 --> 00:51:13,654
This look, I just love.
1092
00:51:13,655 --> 00:51:16,757
You were like Ariel caught
in a fishnet, and I loved it.
1093
00:51:16,758 --> 00:51:19,240
Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
1094
00:51:19,241 --> 00:51:22,481
Before you untuck
in the werkroom,
1095
00:51:22,482 --> 00:51:25,172
there's someone
I want you to meet.
1096
00:51:26,965 --> 00:51:30,688
Please give a warm
Drag Racewelcome
1097
00:51:30,689 --> 00:51:33,516
to the Speaker of the House,
Nancy Pelosi.
1098
00:51:39,827 --> 00:51:41,309
Welcome back.
1099
00:51:41,310 --> 00:51:43,067
It's my honor to be here
1100
00:51:43,068 --> 00:51:47,274
to say to all of you
how proud we all are of you.
1101
00:51:47,275 --> 00:51:51,136
Thank you for the joy and beauty
you bring to the world.
1102
00:51:51,137 --> 00:51:52,757
Aw!
1103
00:51:52,758 --> 00:51:55,067
Your freedom of expression
of yourselves in drag
1104
00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:57,171
is what America is all about.
1105
00:51:57,172 --> 00:52:00,757
I say that all the time
to my friends in drag.
1106
00:52:03,896 --> 00:52:05,723
Now, Speaker Pelosi,
1107
00:52:05,724 --> 00:52:08,585
with all the challenges
facing our nation,
1108
00:52:08,586 --> 00:52:12,067
what words of wisdom
do you have for us?
1109
00:52:12,068 --> 00:52:15,033
Well, the single most important
thing I can say is to vote.
1110
00:52:15,034 --> 00:52:16,930
With the midterm elections
coming up,
1111
00:52:16,931 --> 00:52:19,861
it's very important
for people to make their voices
1112
00:52:19,862 --> 00:52:21,585
and their vote heard.
1113
00:52:21,586 --> 00:52:24,999
Well, thank you so much
for the work you've done
1114
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,102
and the work you continue to do
tirelessly for our freedom.
1115
00:52:29,103 --> 00:52:33,102
Your tenacity is something
that we all look up to.
1116
00:52:33,103 --> 00:52:36,240
We throw the word "master class"
around here all the time,
1117
00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:40,792
but that sarcastic, shady clap
you do was fucking epic.
1118
00:52:40,793 --> 00:52:42,619
It was completely unintentional.
1119
00:52:45,862 --> 00:52:49,240
We have prayers in our hearts
to keep you strong.
1120
00:52:49,241 --> 00:52:50,378
Well, thank you for that.
1121
00:52:50,379 --> 00:52:52,171
May God bless America.
1122
00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:54,067
Can I get an "amen?"
1123
00:52:54,068 --> 00:52:56,619
- Amen!
- Amen!
1124
00:52:56,620 --> 00:52:58,930
Thank you, Madam Speaker!
1125
00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:03,964
All right, now, just between
us squirrel friends,
1126
00:53:03,965 --> 00:53:07,792
who are the queens you were most
passionate about this week?
1127
00:53:07,793 --> 00:53:11,067
Shea Couleé blew me away
with the graduation speech.
1128
00:53:11,068 --> 00:53:14,067
So funny, so confident,
so many great jokes.
1129
00:53:14,068 --> 00:53:17,861
I was popular then,
and I'm popular now.
1130
00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:19,999
And the way she did it
was so calm and cool,
1131
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,378
I felt totally safe and
totally at ease watching her.
1132
00:53:23,379 --> 00:53:24,757
Her runway look tonight,
1133
00:53:24,758 --> 00:53:26,309
with all the layers
of the accordion pleating,
1134
00:53:26,310 --> 00:53:29,309
I thought it was really fun,
really fashion, really chic.
1135
00:53:29,310 --> 00:53:30,930
You know,
when I watched The Viv,
1136
00:53:30,931 --> 00:53:32,895
I was sold from
the second she got out there,
1137
00:53:32,896 --> 00:53:34,585
and I just thought it was so
different than everyone else's.
1138
00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:36,585
When she said she was gonna do
a drunk character
1139
00:53:36,586 --> 00:53:37,826
for the entire bit,
1140
00:53:37,827 --> 00:53:39,412
I think we were both
kind of like, ooh,
1141
00:53:39,413 --> 00:53:41,792
it could just be, like, cloying
or something, and not play.
1142
00:53:41,793 --> 00:53:43,654
But it all worked.
1143
00:53:43,655 --> 00:53:45,033
I didn't take one note
1144
00:53:45,034 --> 00:53:47,033
because I was so engrossed
in her performance.
1145
00:53:47,034 --> 00:53:49,757
I wanted more.
It was that good.
1146
00:53:49,758 --> 00:53:52,343
Cheers.
1147
00:53:52,344 --> 00:53:53,861
But her runway look,
1148
00:53:53,862 --> 00:53:56,964
I loved the juxtaposition
of that beautiful blue
1149
00:53:56,965 --> 00:53:58,757
and the S&M kind of feel.
1150
00:53:58,758 --> 00:54:00,033
She looked spectacular.
1151
00:54:00,034 --> 00:54:02,481
Really, you talk
about veiled it.
1152
00:54:02,482 --> 00:54:06,343
Jinkx has come a very long way
with her fashions, as we know.
1153
00:54:06,344 --> 00:54:09,792
The illusion of the monarchs
holding up the veil in the back,
1154
00:54:09,793 --> 00:54:12,550
the way that beautiful
lavender gown fit her,
1155
00:54:12,551 --> 00:54:14,964
it was just so stunning.
1156
00:54:14,965 --> 00:54:17,930
And her speech was
so wonderfully executed.
1157
00:54:17,931 --> 00:54:19,550
To the graduating class
1158
00:54:19,551 --> 00:54:22,585
of whatever year you're
watching this on YouTube.
1159
00:54:22,586 --> 00:54:25,378
There were jokes,
there was poignancy,
1160
00:54:25,379 --> 00:54:28,895
she brought light to trauma
while still addressing trauma.
1161
00:54:28,896 --> 00:54:30,723
That's not an easy thing to do.
1162
00:54:30,724 --> 00:54:33,826
We were just in it with her.
It was so effective.
1163
00:54:33,827 --> 00:54:35,240
And what great wisdom.
1164
00:54:35,241 --> 00:54:36,895
That's a home run for me.
1165
00:54:36,896 --> 00:54:38,895
I hate to use
a football reference.
1166
00:54:38,896 --> 00:54:42,378
This was also such
a strong night for Raja.
1167
00:54:42,379 --> 00:54:44,102
Yes, and I love
that she approached it
1168
00:54:44,103 --> 00:54:45,585
so differently
from everybody else.
1169
00:54:45,586 --> 00:54:47,447
We're all gonna die.
1170
00:54:48,862 --> 00:54:50,343
And it was just very funny,
1171
00:54:50,344 --> 00:54:52,585
and it was layers
upon layers of jokes.
1172
00:54:52,586 --> 00:54:55,343
One of the best performances
of the night by far.
1173
00:54:55,344 --> 00:54:58,102
And then the magazine look,
I'll never forget it.
1174
00:54:58,103 --> 00:55:00,964
It really honestly,
like, made me jaw drop.
1175
00:55:00,965 --> 00:55:04,343
There's nothing more perfect for
her than what she did tonight.
1176
00:55:04,344 --> 00:55:06,447
It was glamorous,
it was cheeky, it was smart.
1177
00:55:06,448 --> 00:55:08,619
It was what drag's
supposed to be.
1178
00:55:08,620 --> 00:55:10,826
I'm just so impressed
with all of these...
1179
00:55:10,827 --> 00:55:12,378
I'm not gonna call them kids,
they're people.
1180
00:55:12,379 --> 00:55:14,516
But, God, they know
what they're talking about.
1181
00:55:14,517 --> 00:55:18,136
Silence.
I've made my decision.
1182
00:55:18,137 --> 00:55:20,930
Bring back my Legends.
1183
00:55:20,931 --> 00:55:22,930
Welcome back, ladies.
1184
00:55:22,931 --> 00:55:25,550
Based on your
drag-uation speeches
1185
00:55:25,551 --> 00:55:29,895
and your veiled
runway presentations,
1186
00:55:29,896 --> 00:55:31,550
I've made some decisions.
1187
00:55:31,551 --> 00:55:34,758
The top two All Stars
of the week are...
1188
00:55:40,413 --> 00:55:41,862
Jinkx Monsoon...
1189
00:55:43,103 --> 00:55:44,136
and Raja.
1190
00:55:46,448 --> 00:55:50,378
I am elated.
1191
00:55:50,379 --> 00:55:51,757
Con-drag-ulations.
1192
00:55:51,758 --> 00:55:57,895
You've each earned
two legendary Legend Stars,
1193
00:55:57,896 --> 00:56:02,757
one to keep
and one star to give away.
1194
00:56:02,758 --> 00:56:07,205
Jinkx and Raja,
all of the other six queens
1195
00:56:07,206 --> 00:56:12,516
are eligible to receive
your legendary Legend Star.
1196
00:56:12,517 --> 00:56:16,447
Think carefully,
and you will gift your stars
1197
00:56:16,448 --> 00:56:19,205
at the beginning of next week.
1198
00:56:19,206 --> 00:56:20,723
- Oh.
- Oh.
1199
00:56:20,724 --> 00:56:22,516
So y'all better act right.
1200
00:56:23,689 --> 00:56:26,689
Ladies, the rest of you
may take a seat.
1201
00:56:31,896 --> 00:56:34,896
Two legends stand before me.
1202
00:56:36,482 --> 00:56:39,895
Jinkx, Raja,
1203
00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:42,309
this is your chance
to impress me,
1204
00:56:42,310 --> 00:56:44,240
win $10,000,
1205
00:56:44,241 --> 00:56:46,481
and earn the power
1206
00:56:46,482 --> 00:56:50,723
to block
one of your fellow queens
1207
00:56:50,724 --> 00:56:54,379
from receiving a legendary
Legend Star next week.
1208
00:56:57,413 --> 00:56:59,792
The time has come...
1209
00:56:59,793 --> 00:57:01,481
for you to lip sync...
1210
00:57:01,482 --> 00:57:06,000
for your legacy!
1211
00:57:08,103 --> 00:57:13,999
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
1212
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:18,033
Uh. Aah. Uh. Aah. Uh. Oh.
1213
00:58:55,965 --> 00:58:58,862
Ladies, I've made my decision.
1214
00:59:04,965 --> 00:59:07,757
Jinkx Monsoon,
con-drag-ulations.
1215
00:59:07,758 --> 00:59:09,826
You're a winner, baby.
1216
00:59:11,241 --> 00:59:15,723
You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.
1217
00:59:15,724 --> 00:59:21,067
Raja, you are free
to slay another day.
1218
00:59:21,068 --> 00:59:23,585
You may step
to the back of the stage.
1219
00:59:28,793 --> 00:59:33,551
Queens, please join Jinkx
on the main stage.
1220
00:59:37,448 --> 00:59:43,136
Jinkx Monsoon, with great power
comes great responsibility.
1221
00:59:43,137 --> 00:59:45,206
Using the Platinum Plunger...
1222
00:59:47,275 --> 00:59:52,068
Show us which queen
you've chosen to block.
1223
00:59:54,862 --> 00:59:56,240
Nice to see you, Yvie.
1224
00:59:56,241 --> 00:59:57,757
Don't you dare.
1225
00:59:57,758 --> 00:59:59,826
Jaida, lovely as always.
1226
01:00:01,241 --> 01:00:02,274
Shady Couleédy.
1227
01:00:02,275 --> 01:00:03,516
Mm-hmm.
1228
01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:07,550
I don't know who to block.
1229
01:00:07,551 --> 01:00:09,757
That's what gives me anxiety.
1230
01:00:09,758 --> 01:00:13,619
Also, I'm just riddled
with anxiety in general.
1231
01:00:21,241 --> 01:00:25,241
I hope you take this
as the compliment I mean it as.
1232
01:00:26,448 --> 01:00:28,136
You're blocked!
1233
01:00:28,137 --> 01:00:29,861
Well, you got me, girl.
1234
01:00:33,586 --> 01:00:38,378
The Vivienne, next week
you can compete and even win,
1235
01:00:38,379 --> 01:00:43,586
but Jinkx has blocked you from
earning a legendary Legend Star.
1236
01:00:45,103 --> 01:00:47,240
Con-drag-ulations, ladies.
1237
01:00:47,241 --> 01:00:50,240
And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
1238
01:00:50,241 --> 01:00:52,033
how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
1239
01:00:52,034 --> 01:00:53,999
Can I get an "amen" up in hurr?
1240
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,102
- Amen!
- Amen!
1241
01:00:55,103 --> 01:00:57,619
All right.
Now let the music play!
1242
01:01:16,103 --> 01:01:17,619
Next time onAll Stars...
1243
01:01:17,620 --> 01:01:20,964
We're curious who you're gonna
give your second star to.
1244
01:01:20,965 --> 01:01:22,412
I will definitely take a handout
1245
01:01:22,413 --> 01:01:23,757
from a loving sister.
1246
01:01:25,206 --> 01:01:26,861
For this week's maxi-challenge,
1247
01:01:26,862 --> 01:01:30,826
you need to live
your Y2K girl group fantasy
1248
01:01:30,827 --> 01:01:35,757
on a flashback episode
of MTV's TRL.
1249
01:01:37,689 --> 01:01:41,412
It's kind of like what Americans
think of British people.
1250
01:01:41,413 --> 01:01:43,412
Cups of tea, foreskin.
1251
01:01:43,413 --> 01:01:44,688
You had me at foreskin.
1252
01:01:49,586 --> 01:01:51,585
This is, like, pop star stuff.
1253
01:01:51,586 --> 01:01:53,585
I'm more of a sexy lounge act.
1254
01:01:53,586 --> 01:01:54,895
I'm blocked.
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Vivienne, are you
still mad about that?
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It's resting bitch face.
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It's just the filler. Look.
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