Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:09,777
* Rockin' around the Christmas Tree *
2
00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:13,781
* At the Christmas Party Hop
3
00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:16,784
* Mistletoe hung where you can see *
4
00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:20,421
* Every couple tries to stop
5
00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:23,291
* Rocking around the Christmas Tree *
6
00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:27,095
* Let the Christmas spirit ring *
7
00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:29,830
* Later we'll have some pumpkin pie *
8
00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:33,834
* And we'll do some caroling
9
00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:38,406
* You will get a sentimental feeling *
10
00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:44,078
* When you hear voices
singing Let's Be Jolly *
11
00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:47,281
* Deck the halls with boughs of holly *
12
00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:50,151
* Rockin' around the Christmas Tree *
13
00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:54,188
* Have a happy holiday
14
00:00:54,222 --> 00:01:00,094
* Everyone dancing merrily in
the new old-fashioned way *
15
00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:13,674
*
16
00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:34,495
* You will get a sentimental
feeling when you hear *
17
00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:37,898
* Voices singing Let's be Jolly *
18
00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:41,369
* Deck the halls with boughs of holly *
19
00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:44,172
* Rockin' around the Christmas Tree... *
20
00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:48,176
He's not there. I'll take it.
21
00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:57,551
* Everyone dancing merrily in
the new old-fashioned way *
22
00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:08,829
* It's a jungle out there
23
00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:13,367
* Disorder and confusion everywhere *
24
00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:15,669
* No one seems to care
25
00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:16,737
* Well I do
26
00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:19,707
* Hey who's in charge here?
27
00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:23,444
* It's a jungle out there
28
00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:26,747
* Poison in the very air we breathe *
29
00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,283
* You know what's in the
water that you drink? *
30
00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:33,354
* Well I do and it's a-ma-zing *
31
00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:36,824
* People think I'm crazy
'cause I worry all the time *
32
00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:40,294
* If you paid attention
you'd be worried too *
33
00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:44,298
* You'd better pay attention
or this world we love so much *
34
00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:48,236
* Might just kill you
35
00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:50,304
* I could be wrong now
36
00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:52,373
* But I don't think so
37
00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:54,875
* 'Cause it's a jungle out there *
38
00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:58,746
* It's a jungle out there *
39
00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:06,954
Terry, hey!
40
00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:08,989
That's not straight.
41
00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,458
The left side is too low.
42
00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:11,459
It's good enough.
43
00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:12,460
No, it's not.
44
00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:13,794
Adrian Monk is coming.
45
00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:14,862
Ah, hell.
46
00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:15,896
Okay.
47
00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:16,964
Captain. Yup.
48
00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:17,998
I took a message.
49
00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:18,999
Your wife called.
50
00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:19,900
She said her mother's sick
51
00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,236
and she won't be able to make it tonight.
52
00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:24,972
Her mother's--
53
00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,407
That's too bad.
54
00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,541
And these are the duty
rosters for next week.
55
00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:29,443
You have to sign them.
56
00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:30,611
Thank you, Alice.
57
00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:33,514
You looking forward to our little party?
58
00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,349
Uh, I guess so.
59
00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:37,785
How late do these things usually go?
60
00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:41,289
Last year,
Karen and I left at about 2:30 AM.
61
00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:43,291
And Terry, Detective Chasen,
was still standing on a table
62
00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:47,027
in his boxer shorts singing
Help Me Rhonda in Spanish.
63
00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,296
That's a lie!
64
00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:49,463
I don't speak Spanish.
65
00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:50,564
Oh, yes you do!
66
00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,266
Oh, and uh, this came for you.
67
00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,702
Someone dropped it off at the front desk.
68
00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,003
"Captain Leland Stottlemeyer."
69
00:03:58,772 --> 00:03:59,740
"Captain Stottlemeyer,
70
00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:00,908
"Thank you for your business,
71
00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:04,478
Eastwood Auto Supply."
72
00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,447
You know what this is, Alice?
73
00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,616
This is a bribe.
74
00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:11,352
Somebody is trying to
influence public policy.
75
00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,687
And I think it might work.
76
00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:22,430
*
77
00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,336
Hey.
78
00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:29,403
I was just, ah...
79
00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,472
tuning it up for you.
80
00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,345
That's a nice guitar.
81
00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,313
You going to play tonight?
82
00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:40,548
We'll see how it goes.
83
00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:43,351
You know, I could run home and
grab my Gibson and we could jam.
84
00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:46,019
I used to have a rock
band back in high school.
85
00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,755
The Randy Disher Project.
86
00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,857
That's a good name.
How'd you come up with that?
87
00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:53,394
Well, my name's Randy...Disher
88
00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:55,496
and then...Project.
89
00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,098
You know, Randy, I don't really jam.
90
00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,400
I'm more of an old folkie kind of guy.
91
00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:00,434
That's cool.
92
00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,370
That's cool, too.
I mean I can just sing harmony.
93
00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:06,807
Ooo, hey. What'd you get?
94
00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:10,310
Oh,
this is from the body shop down the street.
95
00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:16,517
Ah, hell, it's port.
96
00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,751
I hate port.
97
00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:19,953
I love port.
98
00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:23,457
Ah, you know,
I think I'll bring it home for Karen.
99
00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:24,525
What, does she like port?
100
00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,059
It's kind of an acquired taste.
101
00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,060
I mean, I like port.
102
00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,662
A lot of people don't.
103
00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:29,863
Randy, I'm taking it home.
104
00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:49,049
Mr. Monk, it's 8:30!
105
00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,418
I'm ready when you are.
106
00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:53,587
How is your side looking?
107
00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:56,557
So far, my side is perfect.
108
00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,428
What's wrong?
109
00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:02,162
Is it beautiful?
110
00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,797
Is what beautiful?
111
00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:04,832
Snow.
112
00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,568
You've never seen snow?
113
00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:11,171
Oh, it's very beautiful.
114
00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,608
No two flakes are the same.
115
00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,977
Yet, somehow, it's still beautiful.
116
00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,178
Mr. Monk, come on!
117
00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,179
We've got to go. Where's your present?
118
00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,782
Oh, it's in the, uh, hallway.
119
00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:24,485
Sweetie, are you sure you're
okay with Mr. Monk being here?
120
00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:25,385
Yeah, it's okay Mom.
121
00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:26,920
That's what Christmas is all about, right?
122
00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:27,921
Helping people.
123
00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,557
Yes.
124
00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:30,624
Who's that for?
125
00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,926
This one's from Trudy. It's for me.
126
00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:33,927
From Trudy?
127
00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:34,928
Yeah.
128
00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,497
After she died, I found it.
129
00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:39,433
Every Christmas I put it under the tree.
130
00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,468
You never open it?
131
00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:41,502
Nope.
132
00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:42,335
What's that one?
133
00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:43,971
This is for Captain Stottlemeyer.
134
00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:45,573
I picked his name.
135
00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:46,740
Everybody picked a name out of a hat.
136
00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,108
Whoever you got, you're their Secret Santa
137
00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:49,109
and you have to buy them a present.
138
00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,011
Hm. What'd you get him?
139
00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,946
All I can tell you is
that he's gonna love it.
140
00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,147
It's going to be a great party.
141
00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:55,516
I'm not completely dreading it.
142
00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:56,617
That's the spirit.
143
00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,986
Okay, lock up.
144
00:06:59,019 --> 00:06:59,987
Clean up the kitchen.
145
00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,121
Don't wait up.
146
00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:22,910
* I'm dreaming of a white Christmas *
147
00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:29,550
* Just like the ones I used to know *
148
00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:33,821
* Where the treetops glisten *
149
00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:37,591
* And children listen
150
00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:44,031
* To hear sleigh bells in the snow *
151
00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,999
* Snow
152
00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:54,041
* I'm dreaming of a white Christmas *
153
00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,042
Hey!
154
00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,043
Hey.
155
00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,044
Nice sweater.
156
00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,612
Thanks,
it's a gift from my Aunt Kay in Boston.
157
00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,581
She knitted it herself.
158
00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,715
Wow.
159
00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:04,284
Hm-mm. She said it took her months.
160
00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,285
I'm her favorite nephew.
161
00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,587
I'm sure you are.
162
00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:07,621
I'll be right back, okay?
163
00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,493
Hey! Merry Christmas!
164
00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:17,598
You two cousins?
165
00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:21,969
Where'd you get that?
166
00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,805
Wal-Mart. Fifteen bucks.
167
00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,611
My Aunt Kay probably went to
Wal-Mart and saw that sweater
168
00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,713
and went home and knitted me the same one.
169
00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,715
That sweater inspired this one.
170
00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,750
You can still see where
she tore the tag off.
171
00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,285
It's the thought that counts.
172
00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,061
Alice.
173
00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,129
Hello, Adrian.
174
00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,163
Merry Christmas.
175
00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,603
I haven't seen you around lately.
176
00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:58,238
I don't go out much during the holidays.
177
00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,040
It's so depressing.
178
00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,909
Because I'm alone.
179
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,110
I don't have to tell you.
180
00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,012
I mean, you're not married, right?
181
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,280
You don't have anyone.
182
00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,282
That's true.
183
00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,118
It's tough.
184
00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:14,622
Especially for people our age.
185
00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:23,964
* Oh, Holy Night,
the stars are brightly shining *
186
00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:30,604
* It is the night of our
dear Savior's birth *
187
00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:35,809
* Long lay the world in
sin and sorrow pining *
188
00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:42,282
* Till he appeared and
the soul felt its worth *
189
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:46,720
* Thrill of hope the weary world rejoices *
190
00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,689
* For yonder breaks...
191
00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:52,059
* A new and glorious morn
192
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:56,329
* Fall on your knees
193
00:09:56,363 --> 00:10:01,802
* Oh hear the angel voices
194
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:05,706
* Oh night divine
195
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:10,310
* Oh night when Christ was born *
196
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,646
* Oh night
197
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:18,786
* oh ni-i-iiight
198
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:27,227
* Oh holy night
199
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,096
That was great, thank you.
200
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,234
Okay, excuse me, everybody.
201
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,402
It's almost midnight.
202
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:38,105
So it's time for all you Secret Santas
203
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,973
to go get your presents.
204
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:45,679
Captain.
205
00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,280
Hey.
206
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,216
Well, Merry Christmas.
207
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,417
Oh, you got me!
208
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,287
It's a...
209
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,123
It's an air purifier.
210
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,125
For your house.
211
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,793
Are you saying my house smells?
212
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:03,897
Not your house.
213
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:07,400
But houses, like yours...
214
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,769
sometimes get a...
215
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,871
um, odor..
216
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,273
that's, uh, you know. sour.
217
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,808
Or or or or...
218
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,444
a very unpleasant kind of stench.
219
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:18,445
Not yo house.
220
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,480
Thank you.
221
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,683
Thank you, Monk.
222
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,955
Merry Christmas.
223
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:31,859
Thank you. Merry Christmas to you.
224
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,426
Do you, um, know what eBay is?
225
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,461
eBay? No. Good.
226
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,164
Adrian.
227
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,833
I'm your Secret Santa.
228
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,001
Oh, Alice.
229
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,737
Thank you. Merry Christmas.
230
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:53,213
Oh, it's a funny card. Yes, it is.
231
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:57,417
You can tell because of
the exclamation points.
232
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,952
Well..
233
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,855
What'd you get?
234
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:08,228
Oh, my God.
235
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:12,232
Alice...
236
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,834
This I love.
237
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:18,205
* Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock *
238
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:22,142
* Jingle bell swing and jingle bells ring *
239
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,280
Are you okay?
240
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,849
The present I bought for Terry.
241
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,350
Do you know what happened to it?
242
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,852
No, what was it?
243
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:32,986
A little hair trimmer thing.
244
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:33,987
It was this big.
245
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:34,988
I wrapped it myself.
246
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:35,989
Did you check your desk?
247
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,124
Yeah.
248
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:40,794
Why don't you give him one
of these toys from your desk?
249
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,229
No,
he's been in this office a million times.
250
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,164
He'll know I recycled it.
251
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,967
Well, what about...
252
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,202
Does he like port?
253
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,204
I think so.
254
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,375
* Jingle bell time
255
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,111
* Is a swell time
256
00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:01,949
* To go riding in a one horse sleigh *
257
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:05,853
* Giddy-up jingle horse pick up your feet *
258
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:09,823
* Jingle around the clock
259
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:14,094
* Mix and mingle in a jinglin' beat *
260
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,564
* That's the jingle bell rock
261
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:31,879
*
262
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,569
Terry?
263
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,039
Captain!
264
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,076
Terry! Terry!
265
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,478
Hey! Hey!
266
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,447
Terry.
267
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,149
Hey, call an ambulance!
268
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,450
John! John! Call it in!
269
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,054
What happened?
270
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,268
What'd he say?
271
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,638
It's still preliminary.
272
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,606
What did he say, Randy?
273
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,042
Poison.
274
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,576
Some kind of strychnine.
Simple and effective.
275
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:37,677
Anybody could have made it.
276
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,312
Couldn't he have tasted it?
277
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,281
Port's a pretty heavy drink, isn't it?
278
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,649
It's really strong.
279
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,217
He wouldn't taste it in that.
280
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:48,588
Captain, they need the body.
281
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,656
Yeah.
282
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,964
This was meant for me.
283
00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:00,267
There but for the grace of God.
284
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,502
This was meant for me.
285
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,905
"The grace of God."
286
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:12,679
Captain, I'm really so sorry.
287
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:15,048
He was only 38 years old, right?
288
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,149
Is he married?
289
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,284
No, I think they were separated.
290
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,618
No, they're back together.
291
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,521
I just talked to Jenny.
292
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,490
They got two little girls. Twins.
293
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,695
Just a card came with the bottle.
294
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,063
Yeah.
295
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,299
Nobody saw who delivered it.
296
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,733
It was sitting at the front desk.
297
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,335
Anybody could have dropped it off here.
298
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,203
I'm so sorry.
299
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,570
It was my idea for the gift exchange.
300
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,705
The Secret Santa.
301
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,540
Oh, Alice, you can't blame yourself.
302
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,243
Well, I just woke up John Desilva.
303
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,012
He owns the body shop.
304
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,414
He says they never send gifts or liquor.
305
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,982
He offered to come down and take a poly,
306
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:49,983
but it feels like a dead end.
307
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,018
Whoever sent it
308
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,119
knew you did business with them.
309
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,154
That narrows it down, right?
310
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,323
Exclusive parts supplier for the SFPD.
311
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,324
It's on all their ads.
312
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,992
Anybody could have seen it.
313
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,627
Okay, let's get to it.
314
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,496
I've narrowed it down to
five possible suspects.
315
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,764
People who may have had a grudge.
316
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,366
Uh, people he arrested.
317
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,036
It was Frank Prager.
318
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,137
Yes sir, Frank's on the list.
319
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,204
He's number one.
320
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,772
Who's Prager?
321
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,375
A year ago Captain shot
and killed a bank robber
322
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,609
name Mike Prager.
323
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,111
Frank's his brother.
324
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,746
A few months ago,
he tried to settle the score.
325
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,415
He came at me in a parking lot.
326
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,118
He got off five rounds and he missed.
327
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,353
He got away. Disappeared.
328
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,421
And it looks like he missed again.
329
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,523
All right, why don't we each take a name?
330
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,125
Lieutenant, you're wasting your time.
331
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,593
I'm telling you, it's Frank Prager.
332
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,128
All right, how about this?
333
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,365
How about we split up into two teams?
334
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,532
Your team gets Prager.
335
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,369
My team'll take the rest of the list.
336
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:47,140
Okay, mmm, let's see...
337
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,141
What are you doing?
338
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,276
I'm picking my team.
339
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,479
I'll take uh...
340
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,513
I'll take Monk.
341
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,584
No, I'll take Monk.
342
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,587
Okay, uh, I'll take Natalie.
343
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,122
Oh, I can't.
344
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,290
Julie's waiting for me at home.
345
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,159
Fine.
346
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:09,262
Um, I'll take, uh...
347
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,797
You'll take Robbins.
348
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,765
Meet us back here at noon.
349
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,139
I'll take Robbins.
350
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,173
Let's go.
351
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,746
Four months ago, it was a Tuesday night,
352
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,582
I came out of the bar...
353
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:30,817
2:00 a.m.
354
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,523
They took my keys, so I'm walking home.
355
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,091
I was alone.
356
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,127
I was pretty toasted.
357
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,595
And that streetlight was on,
'cause I could still see.
358
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,797
And he was waiting.
359
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,599
He was...
360
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,700
There was a big black van here.
361
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,103
He was waiting behind it.
362
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,871
Uh, must have been here all night.
363
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,607
He steps out.
364
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,576
But I'm standing right where you are now.
365
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,148
I knew who it was. He wanted me dead.
366
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,515
I could see it in his eyes.
367
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,318
He's got a Glock 17.
368
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,463
And then he disappeared.
369
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,564
Until last night.
370
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:20,900
He was only 12 feet away.
371
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,636
The streetlight behind
him is not a hard shot.
372
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,638
You said he was a veteran, Special Ops?
373
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:26,639
Yeah.
374
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,675
Maybe he was as toasted as me.
375
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,711
Maybe it was a miracle.
376
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,580
Maybe it was.
377
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:39,219
And they just left the bullet holes.
378
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,622
Well, it's probably good for business
379
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,391
at this place. It adds to the mystique.
380
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:47,660
This pattern does not look random.
381
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:48,561
Two, one, two.
382
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,530
He had a Glock 17.
383
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,798
He could have fired 20 rounds.
384
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,634
He only squeezed off five?
385
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,635
Two, one, two.
386
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,270
Monk, it doesn't matter.
387
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,538
He's given up on guns.
388
00:18:58,571 --> 00:18:59,706
The guy's graduated to Strychnine.
389
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,574
It's a different M.O.
390
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:02,575
He's Special Ops, remember?
391
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,576
Those guys know 100 different ways
392
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,577
to kill someone.
393
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,680
Look, Prager wants me dead.
394
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:10,517
I'm the guy that shot his brother.
395
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,586
He's married, right? With a daughter.
396
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,654
Yeah. Cute kid, seven years old.
397
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,489
Is he in touch with them?
398
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:17,857
Well, we staked out the
house for a couple of weeks,
399
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,559
but he never called or showed his face.
400
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,494
Let's check it out.
401
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,829
Maybe--maybe he's home for Christmas.
402
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,598
Monk, I can't go near the place.
403
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,701
Yeah, the wife filed a complaint
404
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,603
against me,
said that I had been harassing her.
405
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,472
Why would she say that?
406
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,507
Uh,
probably because I've been harassing her.
407
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,578
What?
408
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,647
She's never seen you.
409
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,396
God, how much longer?
410
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,964
Natalie, this is a stakeout.
411
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,599
You never know how long.
412
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:03,670
That's what makes a stakeout so much fun.
413
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:10,510
Oh, you wanna play 20 questions?
414
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,944
Sure. Okay.
415
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:12,812
All right, you can go first.
416
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,581
You have to think of somebody, anybody,
417
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:17,484
living or dead.
418
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,852
Okay, yeah.
419
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,657
Is it Trudy?
420
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,658
Trudy who?
421
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,994
Trudy Monk, your wife! Yes.
422
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,396
Thank you.
423
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,399
That was fun.
424
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:38,004
So, Mr. Monk,
what do you want for Christmas?
425
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,806
A miracle.
426
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,575
Yeah, I could use one of those.
427
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,978
Julie hates it here because it never snows.
428
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,881
She's been praying for this white Christmas.
429
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,850
It hasn't snowed in San
Francisco in nine years.
430
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:55,822
The last time it snowed
was the day Trudy died.
431
00:20:58,658 --> 00:20:59,826
Oh, my God, I can't stand it!
432
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,894
Let's just go up there
and knock on the door!
433
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:02,929
And say what?
434
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:06,433
* Silent night
435
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,636
* Holy night
436
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:16,343
* All is calm all is bright *
437
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:21,881
* Round yon virgin mother and child *
438
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,816
It's dripping. It's supposed to drip.
439
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:29,756
* Holy infant so tender and mild *
440
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,957
* Sleep in
441
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:37,364
* Sleep in heavenly peace
442
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:40,767
* Sleep in heavenly peace
443
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,768
Ow.
444
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:43,836
Merry Christmas.
445
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,738
We get carolers all the time.
446
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:46,873
Usually there's a whole group.
447
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,675
Right. Yeah.
448
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,076
We had a group, a big group.
449
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,479
Bob, Paul, Sue. We started with a big crowd.
450
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,680
And, um, we had, um...
451
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,682
But then we lost them somehow.
452
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,484
And then they just dropped out.
453
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,485
Yeah, they just left.
454
00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,486
What happened?
455
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,053
Creative differences.
456
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,690
Really weren't comfortable
with religious material.
457
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,892
Just wanted to do a whole different thing.
458
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:06,893
Like a Vegas style.
459
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,695
Just glittery? No.
460
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:09,929
Not into it.
461
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,364
But we wished them well.
462
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:12,799
Can I use your bathroom?
463
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,701
Yeah, sure. Come on in.
464
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:28,448
Are you Dorrie?
465
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:31,684
How did you know?
466
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:34,654
Uh, well, your daddy told me.
467
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:35,855
Do you know my daddy?
468
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,057
In a way.
469
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,826
Yeah, I've been looking for him.
470
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:40,893
Do you know where he is?
471
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,795
Ssh, it's a secret.
472
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:43,863
It's a secret?
473
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,398
Okay, I won't tell anybody.
474
00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:46,466
What are you doing?
475
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:47,867
I wa--um...
476
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,902
I was just...
477
00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:50,970
Are you a cop?
478
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:52,739
Okay, look, here's the thing.
479
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:53,840
Honey, go to your room.
480
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:56,476
I want you out.
481
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:57,777
Just get out of my house.
482
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,145
Haven't you people done
enough to this family?
483
00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,166
Hold on, hold on.
484
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:21,668
Do we have a plan?
485
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,936
No,
but I need to talk to the little girl again.
486
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,004
Just for a minute.
487
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:26,639
She knows something, I'm telling you.
488
00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:28,775
Who are all these people?
489
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:29,942
I think these folks have forgotten
490
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:31,611
the true meaning of Christmas.
491
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:32,945
Yeah, which is what?
492
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:33,846
Which is leaving me alone.
493
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,515
Oh, I love it. I love everything about it.
494
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,717
The crowds, the shopping, the decorations.
495
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,653
The fact that it's horrible
doesn't bother you?
496
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,067
Oh, my gosh!
497
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,135
I can't believe he's still here!
498
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,837
Who's here?
499
00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,039
Mr. Preston. I used to work here.
500
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,241
Wait a minute, how many jobs have you had?
501
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,810
Oh, it was just after high school.
502
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:04,944
It was a summer thing.
503
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,112
I worked at the information booth.
504
00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:07,246
But it only lasted for three weeks.
505
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,515
What happened?
506
00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:09,816
Oh, Mr. Preston liked me a lot.
507
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,784
A little too much.
508
00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,152
Oh, I never had that problem.
509
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,790
Ooh.
510
00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:18,925
Ha ha ha.
511
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,126
I'll be right back. Where are you going?
512
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:21,127
I'm gonna go find Mr. Preston.
513
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,962
He owes me a favor.
514
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,165
What kind of favor?
515
00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:34,974
Who's waiting to see Santa Claus?
516
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:35,942
Yay!
517
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,043
Well, you're in luck.
518
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:38,945
Because guess who just landed?
519
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,614
Straight from the North Pole?
520
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:42,982
Santa!
521
00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:21,988
Ho ho ho...
522
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,990
Yay!
523
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,124
Whoo!
524
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:34,801
Shhh.
525
00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:36,268
Okay, everybody, listen up, okay?
526
00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:39,305
We have some new rules
here in Santa's Workshop.
527
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:42,041
Before anybody can sit on Santa's lap,
528
00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:44,711
you have to use these magic wipes
529
00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:46,312
and wipe your hands.
530
00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:50,583
Yay! Wiping is fun!
531
00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:52,585
And no touching Santa's face.
532
00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:56,255
And try not to breathe on Santa.
533
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,090
Remember, Santa isn't always jolly.
534
00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:00,660
Sometimes Santa's a little bit sad.
535
00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:02,261
Okay? Who's first?
536
00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:05,698
No no no no.
537
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,266
Just stand--stand over there.
538
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:08,567
Have you been a good boy?
539
00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:12,371
Have you?
540
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,906
Mr. Monk, he's got to sit on your lap.
541
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:15,742
You're Santa Claus. I don't think so.
542
00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:16,809
He has to sit on your lap.
543
00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:18,210
Here, jump up!
544
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,278
No no no. Yep!
545
00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:20,747
Okay, that's too close!
546
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:21,781
All right, then, on the knee.
547
00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:23,349
The knee there. A little further.
548
00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:25,384
A little further. Now he's squirming.
549
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,953
Santa doesn't like the squirmers.
550
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:29,722
I love you, Santa.
551
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:32,391
What is she doing?
552
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,359
She wants a kiss.
553
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:35,094
Uh, no.
554
00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,363
No, no, sorry, no good. Next, you're done.
555
00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:40,633
Okay, that's it. You're done.
556
00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:41,300
Wait, but I made a list.
557
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:42,301
Yeah, good, mail it to me.
558
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:43,402
Okay, you're done.
559
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,237
All I want for Christmas
560
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,338
is a rock polishing kit.
561
00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:49,942
A rock polishing kit?
562
00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:51,377
You're Santa's favorite.
563
00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:52,378
What's your name?
564
00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:53,612
Trudy.
565
00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:02,354
Are you okay?
566
00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:05,992
My wife's name was Trudy.
567
00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:07,359
She was killed by a car bomb.
568
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:10,629
It was under the passenger seat.
569
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:15,968
The whole car exploded.
570
00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,811
Okay, you're done.
571
00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:27,079
You're done.
572
00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:29,148
Just go.
573
00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:30,883
And what's your name?
574
00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:33,119
Dorrie. Dorrie.
575
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,420
That's a pretty name.
576
00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,689
I bet I know what you want for Christmas.
577
00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:40,459
You want your daddy to come home.
578
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,129
And I wanna help you but I have a problem.
579
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,431
I just can't find him.
580
00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:46,465
Do you know where he is?
581
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,700
In a church.
582
00:27:50,469 --> 00:27:51,704
He lives in a church?
583
00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:54,106
With the three ladies out front.
584
00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:58,344
Daddy!
585
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:06,385
Natalie...
586
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,987
Frank, they're cops!
587
00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:08,981
Monk was right, he's in there.
588
00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:11,183
Three ladies out front,
that's all we needed.
589
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:12,819
Yes, sir.
590
00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:13,886
He's been living in there since September...
591
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,354
in a room in the basement.
592
00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:16,488
He's going by the name of Graham Elliot.
593
00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:19,058
Look, I don't give a rat's
ass what he calls himself.
594
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,893
Let's go get him. Cover the back.
595
00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:22,394
Tell the snipers we're
going in on my signal.
596
00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:23,796
Wait wait wait wait.
597
00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:25,898
There's a nun in there.
598
00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:28,868
She won't leave.
599
00:29:29,535 --> 00:29:31,170
A nun? She sounded nice.
600
00:29:31,203 --> 00:29:33,806
I mean, she had a nunny quality.
601
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:38,510
What does she want, Randy?
602
00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:39,846
She just wants to talk to you.
603
00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:42,048
She's afraid you're gonna rough him up.
604
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,223
Okay, hang on.
605
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:54,260
Stand down.
606
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,562
No, no, stay put.
607
00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:57,596
Hold your positions. Stand down.
608
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,098
Hold your positions.
609
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,042
Captain Stottlemeyer. Yeah.
610
00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:11,110
I'm Sister Heather.
611
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,079
Hi, Sister.
612
00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:15,547
Uh, you know why I'm here, right?
613
00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:17,283
Yes. He's here.
614
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:18,851
He's in the sanctuary.
615
00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:20,920
He's very frightened.
616
00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:22,889
You think he tried to murder you?
617
00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:25,557
Yes, Ma'am, I do.
618
00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:28,127
You obviously have very
strong feelings about this.
619
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,196
Uh, you're God da--
620
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:31,563
Yes, I do.
621
00:30:31,597 --> 00:30:34,233
I just wanna make sure
that Brad isn't mistreated.
622
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,602
Brad's not his name. You're right.
623
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:38,871
I don't know his real name.
624
00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:40,539
But I know the man.
625
00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,241
He's been working in our outreach program.
626
00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:43,375
He's been feeding the
hungry and the homeless
627
00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:45,177
every night.
628
00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:46,412
When they're too tired to come here,
629
00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:47,246
he brings the food to them.
630
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:48,414
Well, maybe he has a guilty conscience.
631
00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:52,584
Well any conscience at all
is a rare thing these days.
632
00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:54,320
What do you want, Captain?
633
00:30:57,156 --> 00:30:58,457
I want justice.
634
00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:01,961
Well,
he's afraid that you want something else.
635
00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:04,630
He's afraid you and the
other policemen want...
636
00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:07,566
Revenge.
637
00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:09,568
My father once taught
me an important lesson.
638
00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:14,073
There is no revenge so
complete as forgiveness.
639
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:18,544
Your father.
640
00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:20,646
He's your father too.
641
00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:28,921
Okay, look,
I promise you that I will not hurt him.
642
00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:31,958
Okay.
643
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:38,697
Frank there is a clinic next to the church.
644
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:42,268
They have drugs, they have chemicals.
645
00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:45,271
Did you have access to the storage room?
646
00:31:45,304 --> 00:31:50,376
Um, I mean, I didn't have a key or anything.
647
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:53,045
But it would have been
easy enough to break in.
648
00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:55,982
I didn't poison anybody. I'm not a killer.
649
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:59,585
Oh, right,
what about our last date in the parking lot
650
00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:00,619
four months ago?
651
00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,521
I wasn't trying to kill you.
652
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:05,291
You can't be serious.
653
00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:07,359
All right, I thought about it.
654
00:32:07,393 --> 00:32:12,164
When I got there, I couldn't.
655
00:32:12,198 --> 00:32:15,434
I didn't want to become my brother.
656
00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:17,436
At the last minute I decided
to send you a message.
657
00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:20,206
What message?
658
00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:21,207
Oh, my God.
659
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,043
Captain, the pattern.
660
00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:28,214
It's an M. M for Michael.
661
00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:30,516
Yeah, it was an M.
662
00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:31,450
How could you miss it?
663
00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:35,721
Oh, wha--how was I supposed to know that was
664
00:32:35,754 --> 00:32:38,690
the letter M?
665
00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:40,259
This guy's the best
detective in the free world.
666
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:44,163
He didn't know that was an M!
667
00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:45,597
What, you couldn't use a spray can
668
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:46,665
like everybody else?
669
00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:49,501
Oh, for God's sake, a message.
670
00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:52,038
I just wanted you to
think about what you did.
671
00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:53,772
Michael was a good kid
672
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,707
who got screwed up.
673
00:33:01,547 --> 00:33:04,050
Wait,
you think I don't think about your brother?
674
00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:07,253
I think about your brother
every damn day of my life.
675
00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:10,789
It was him or me.
676
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,758
And it still eats me up.
677
00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,726
I don't need an M on a wall
678
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,563
to remember something like that.
679
00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:18,597
No cop does.
680
00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:26,405
Get him out of here.
681
00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,577
God, Captain, you gotta read this.
682
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:32,811
This is from the journal he kept
683
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,113
while he was in that church.
684
00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:35,747
He feels terrible about what he did.
685
00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:36,782
Look at this one part.
686
00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:38,117
It made me cry.
687
00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:40,086
He can't see it.
688
00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:42,188
I know, Natalie,
he's not the guy, all right?
689
00:33:42,221 --> 00:33:43,589
Okay, moving on.
690
00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:45,524
Lieutenant,
you said there were four other suspects
691
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:47,359
who might have had a motive.
692
00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:49,128
Actually, we struck out.
693
00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:50,696
One's deceased, one's in the hospital,
694
00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:53,199
and two are back in prison.
695
00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:55,734
Okay, so it wasn't Frank Prager.
696
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,069
It's nobody on your list.
697
00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:58,270
Who sent me that bottle of wine?
698
00:33:58,304 --> 00:34:01,773
And will they try again?
699
00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:02,608
To kill you, I mean.
700
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:05,777
I know what you mean, Lieutenant.
701
00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:14,253
Mom...
702
00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:15,287
What?
703
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,659
No, look, see? It looks good.
704
00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:23,129
You need one too.
705
00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:24,530
Okay.
706
00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:30,736
Okay, this, ha ha, is from Mr. Monk.
707
00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:32,338
You didn't have to get me anything.
708
00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:33,572
But thanks.
709
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,407
Don't tear...
710
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:39,811
A first aid kit.
711
00:34:39,845 --> 00:34:41,680
This is the hot gift this year.
712
00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,782
It's the Cadillac of first aid kits.
713
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:46,518
I'm talking about 100 feet of gauze.
714
00:34:46,552 --> 00:34:48,154
Five different ointments.
715
00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:49,355
And a tourniquet.
716
00:34:49,388 --> 00:34:50,756
Now, that tourniquet-- Okay, that's great.
717
00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:52,124
We're gonna look at that later
718
00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:55,461
because this is from both of us.
719
00:34:55,494 --> 00:34:57,629
Careful, though, it's fragile.
720
00:34:57,663 --> 00:35:01,400
Oh. Oh, no.
721
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,335
Oh.
722
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:10,809
It's alive.
723
00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:13,645
It's a living thing. Is it gonna die?
724
00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:17,383
Well, not for a long long long time.
725
00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:18,617
But it will die eventually.
726
00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:20,552
It's a friend! A friend who'll die.
727
00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:21,853
It's a little friend to keep you company.
728
00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:23,422
A dying friend. Look.
729
00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,291
Look at it. It's just twitching.
730
00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:27,326
It's turning left, then it swims right.
731
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:28,394
It's zigzagging.
732
00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:29,761
Can't we train it?
733
00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,830
Yeah, we can train it... to swim clockwise.
734
00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:35,167
And I'll show you how to feed it.
735
00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:36,168
Oh, oh. Okay, wait wait wait.
736
00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:37,169
Stay there. It's okay.
737
00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:39,571
I'll get it with my new broom.
738
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,707
Just wait.
739
00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:04,396
Captain.
740
00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:06,365
Merry Christmas, Alice.
741
00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:07,533
Can we come in?
742
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:10,736
So what's going on?
743
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:13,939
Uh, Monk thinks that he
knows who tried to kill me
744
00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:15,774
during the Christmas party.
745
00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:16,942
I thought it was Frank Prager.
746
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:19,445
No, it wasn't Prager.
747
00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:20,479
In fact, it wasn't anybody.
748
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,781
Nobody tried to kill the captain.
749
00:36:22,814 --> 00:36:25,484
That was a trick to throw us off track.
750
00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:26,618
Terry Chasen was the target.
751
00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:28,387
From the beginning.
752
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:31,223
Alice, we know you and Terry were involved.
753
00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:32,791
We've got phone records, credit cards.
754
00:36:32,824 --> 00:36:34,960
You were together for about six months.
755
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:35,961
Seven.
756
00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:38,364
Seven months.
757
00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:39,698
Was it because he went back to his wife?
758
00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:40,732
That's why you killed him?
759
00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:46,538
Alice, we know how you did it.
760
00:36:48,607 --> 00:36:50,709
The Christmas gift exchange was your idea.
761
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,411
It was easy to make sure that the Captain
762
00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:54,280
picked Terry's name.
763
00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:55,447
Yeah, I remember.
764
00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:56,515
I was the last one to choose.
765
00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:58,417
And there was one name left.
766
00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:00,252
The day of the party,
767
00:37:00,286 --> 00:37:02,020
you brought a poison bottle into the office.
768
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,455
You dropped it off at the front desk.
769
00:37:03,489 --> 00:37:06,024
It was addressed to Captain Stottlemeyer.
770
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,394
And you know I don't drink port.
771
00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:10,696
And at some point,
probably during the party,
772
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,464
you snuck into the Captain's office
773
00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:15,701
and you stole the gift that
he had brought in for Terry.
774
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:17,469
When the Captain couldn't find it,
775
00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:20,372
you suggested replacing it with the bottle.
776
00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:21,640
The poison bottle.
777
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,742
It was like a magician
doing sleight of hand.
778
00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:26,412
You have everybody looking the wrong way.
779
00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:29,615
It was...brilliant.
780
00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,287
Excuse me.
781
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:45,263
Alice.
782
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:52,938
Alice, where is the poison?
783
00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:55,407
You know, if you threw it away,
784
00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:56,542
we'll find traces of it.
785
00:37:56,575 --> 00:37:59,778
You know that.
786
00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:04,316
It's in the basement.
787
00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:08,687
How did you know?
788
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,956
Natalie.
789
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:16,728
This is the card and the envelope
790
00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:18,029
that came with the whisk broom.
791
00:38:18,063 --> 00:38:19,498
Which, by the way, I've been using.
792
00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:20,766
It really is fantastic.
793
00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,033
But the card...
794
00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:23,869
is a little too big, see?
795
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:25,837
You had to fold it over.
796
00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:31,076
This card came with the poison bottle.
797
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:33,379
It's too small.
798
00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:34,746
Alice, you mixed them up.
799
00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:36,815
I mixed them up.
800
00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:42,621
I'm usually so organized.
801
00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:52,631
I couldn't.
802
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:57,102
I just couldn't live without him.
803
00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:15,387
I got him. Thanks.
804
00:39:17,789 --> 00:39:19,057
I talked to the DA.
805
00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:20,559
She's gonna offer you a deal.
806
00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:22,528
Eight months plus time
served on the assault.
807
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:29,435
Think about it.
808
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:31,903
And you can decide when you get back.
809
00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:34,406
Where am I going?
810
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,141
You are released on your own recognizance
811
00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:37,609
for two days.
812
00:39:37,643 --> 00:39:39,010
Now, I am responsible for you,
813
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:43,048
so don't make me regret it.
814
00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:53,459
Go home.
815
00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:27,826
* I want you to know
816
00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:30,829
* May your days may your days *
817
00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,031
Aren't you curious?
818
00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:36,034
No, I love not knowing.
819
00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:38,436
Oh, my God...
820
00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:40,772
Julie, sweetie, what is it?
821
00:40:46,512 --> 00:40:47,646
Aaaah!
822
00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:56,588
It's a white Christmas!
It's your white Christmas!
823
00:40:56,622 --> 00:40:57,856
Yay.
824
00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,024
I'm gonna go get my camera.
825
00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:01,159
Whoo! I'm gonna get my coat!
826
00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:04,195
You okay?
827
00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:05,931
Merry Christmas, Mr. Monk.
828
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:09,668
* So merry and bright Lord help us *
829
00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:13,839
* I wish all of them honey
830
00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:17,776
* And may all
831
00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:23,014
* Your Christmases be so white *
832
00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:30,188
* I'm dreaming of a white Christmas *
833
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:34,860
* I'm dreaming dreaming of a white *
834
00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:38,029
* White Christmas
835
00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:40,899
* Baby baby
836
00:41:40,932 --> 00:41:44,102
* Lord I'm dreaming
dreaming of a Christmas *
837
00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:47,138
Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com
55363
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof