All language subtitles for Love is On the Air (2021)

♪ Daddy said I was a lazy boy

♪ Didn't have no drive

♪ I was stuck in low gear

♪ While the rest went flying by♪

♪ Still don't have it in my
heart ♪

♪ For climbing company rungs

♪ And if you need a helping hand♪

♪ I'll be your number one

♪ I ain't on a fast track

♪ It's more like a slow train

♪ But I ain't gonna turn back

♪ On account of a little rain

♪ I'm a little more lost than
found ♪

♪ May never live on that high
ground ♪

♪ But I ain't gonna let you down♪

♪ I'm in it for the long haul

- Y'all are listening
to "What's on the Menu,"

brought to you by the Dandelion
Cafe.

I'm Coraline, and we're
talking about foods

that can kill ya.

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Now, we return to more
information about the selfie
fad.

What are you really sharing
when you upload a selfie?

Caller, you're on the air.

- What if these
conspiracy theories

are all in our minds?

That's what they want you to
think.

The NSA created the selfie fad,

so they can have updated
photos on all of us.

- Ridiculous.

- You're listening to
WHOA,

the mountain's only all talk AM
station.

The 24 hour voice of mountain
people's music and culture.

WHOA, real radio, real people.

- Eve, like the rising sun you
make my day all the brighter.

- Are you saying you miss me,
Jamel?

- In France, we say, "tu me
manques",

which is closer to you
are missing from me.

- You're good, Jamel, real good.

But you know sweet talk
doesn't work on me.

- Yes, as you've told me a
thousand times.

- We can go over those ad
figures whenever you're ready.

- You know, we make a
pretty good team, you and I.

- With your host,

Mr. Franklin, on WHOA Radio.

- Hey, Mr. Franklin.
- Hey, good morning, sunshine.

- Hey, good morning.
- How you doin'?

- Thank you.

- You are listening to
WHOA,

and now it's time for "Heart
Smart"

with your host, licensed
therapist and PhD, Eve Cassidy.

- Hi, this is Dr. Eve on WHOA,

and you're listening to "Heart
Smart".

- Sound like a cardiologist.

- You're on "Heart Smart".

- Hi, this is
Walter and I'm on a diet.

- Good for you.
- Well, good for you.

- Yeah, I've got
another buck and a half to lose

but I've had my eye on this girl

what works with me down at the
feed mill.

And I'm wondering if I
should lose my target weight

before I ask her out?
- Absolutely.

- Not necessarily.

- Really?

- Women care about more than
just looks.

- Yeah, Walter there's money
too.

- Your heart is full of
insecurities and fear,

but your head knows better.

Remember, real love is so much
more

than just a fleeting, passionate
feeling.

- Oh, come on lady.

- I reckon you could be
right.

- Except she's not, Walter!

- Listen to your head, Walter.

And hey, let us know how it
works out.

We'll be right back after a
few words from our sponsors.

- How do you even have
sponsors for a show like this?

- Good morning.

- Got an eight letter word for
lone wolf?

- Nice to see that my engineer
is hard at work engineering.

- I gotta do something to
pass the time around here,

it's just the same thing every
day.

"Oh, please help me, Dr. Eve."

"Oh, listen to your
head and not your heart,

"and that's how you stay heart
smart."

- Well, I'm sorry that
you find responsible

relationship advice so
uninteresting.

- Now this is interesting.

- What?

- You're back on the air
in like, three seconds.

Lone wolf.

- We've been
dating for five years now,

and I'm not sure where
the relationship is going.

- I hear you, caller.

Falling in love is like
jumping off a tall building.

Your head is telling you you're
gonna die,

but your heart is saying,
don't worry, you can fly.

Listen to your head.

- WHOA caller line.

- Hi, I need some
love advice from Dr. Eve.

- Yeah, you and everybody else,
dude.

Hold on.

Six letter word for food
shortage.

- Caller, you're on "Heart
Smart."

- Hey, long time listener,
first time caller.

- Thank you.

What's your question?

- Yeah, Dr. Eve,

my knees, they seem to
be trying to talk to me,

especially when I jog,

but I just can't figure out
what they're trying to say.

- I think you're looking for
our medical advice program

with Dr. Jackson.

My show is about relationship
issues.

- Oh, my bad.

You know, with all the
talk about hearts and heads

and stuff, I guess I got
confused.

Answer me this, Miss, is it
doctor?

It's Dr. Eve, right?

Do your feet ever talk to you?

- Oh, I see.

A wannabe standup comedian.

This is a serious show that
helps people

with their relationships.

It's not an open mic at a comedy
club.

- Look, I'm just saying

that your callers deserve
better.

- Do tell.

- Like Walter, you know, the
guy shouldn't be listening

to his head, he should be
listening to his big fat gut.

- Dude, dude, I recognize this
voice.

- And the caller before that?

I mean, come on.

If you're an adult and
you've been in a relationship

for five years and you
still can't figure out

what's going on, start
listening with your eyes,

as in open them, read
the writing on the wall.

Come on, babe.

- Really?

Babe.

The 1980s just called and
they went their misogyny back.

- This is awesome!

- You've clearly never been in
love.

That much is obvious.

But I'll tell you what,

if it ever happens, call back,

and I will help you through it.

Until then, good luck in the
clubs,

and don't forget to tip your
waitress.

- Never been in love.

What do you know, anyway?

- Ah, WHOA caller line.

- Hi, you're on the air with Dr.
Eve.

- Hi, Eve.

I've been listening to you for a
long time

and I try to take your advice.
- What's happening, Biscuit?

- But I think that
last caller has a point.

- We just got lightning!

- I mean hearts, heads?

What about common sense?

- Whoopsie!

Looks like we lost that caller.

Sorry about that.

I have never been more
humiliated.

- Eve, the audience loved it.

- He made a fool of me, Jamel.

- Never!

It was good radio.

But you are stressed.

- We're a team.

You're supposed to have my back.

- But of course.

Come, let's talk about it over
dinner.

- Garrett, hey.
- Adam.

- How's my favorite agent?

- Why don't you answer your
phone?

- Well, the service is pretty
spotty

up here in the mountains.

- Easy there, knuckles.

I've got enough trouble

without you giving me
scoliosis or something.

Hey, what are you doing
driving in the mountains?

You should be in Los Angeles.

There're ticks in those
mountains, you know.

- You know that I don't fly,
Garrett.

Hey, look, I have a question for
you.

I've been in love before, right?

- In love, yeah.

Sure, there was that, ah, model,
Tracy.

- Stacy.
- Whatever,

was a whirlwind romance.

A love envied by poets
and philosophers alike.

- We went on two dates.
- These things never last kid.

But what difference does that
make anyway?

Listen, you are Adam Smasher.

You're about to close one
of the biggest radio deals

in broadcast history.

You'll have your own show
on the Live-Skies network,

six figure salary, kid.

Your dreams are gonna come true.

You're gonna have all the
Tracy's
and Stacy's that you want.

Hey, ow, ow, what are you,

on some kind of a work release
program?

- Wait, wait.

I thought the whole deal was
already done?

- Well, there's a blip.
- A blip?

- It's just a blip.

- What's the blip?

- You might not get the deal.

- That's a big blip, Garrett!

- You ever hear of the Luv Media
Group?

- Yeah, they start playing
Christmas music in June, why?

- Luv Media specializes in
squeaky clean,

soccer mom kind of programming.

- Yeah, so what?

- So, Luv just made a
bid to buy Live-Skies.

- Oh no.

- If this thing goes through,

where do you think that leaves
the shock jock Adam Smasher?

- Can't I do like a podcast or
something?

- Nope.

New York tied you up in an
iron-clad non-compete clause.

- Look, Garrett, you got to fix
this.

I can't go back to New York.

I burned all my bridges there.

- Who are you telling?

Look, my friend, bridges are one
thing,

but did you have to set the
station manager's desk on fire?

- How was I to know that
laminated bamboo

was gonna go up so fast?

- Live-Skies is your last shot,
kid.

It's a miracle I got you this
far.

So you hurry and get out here to
LA

and you got to lose that
whole fear of flying thing,

it's so 1980s.
- Garrett!

- Goodbye, get here.

Hey Attila, why don't
you and I make a deal?

You just rip my spine out,

and beat me like a pinata.

Okay.

Okay, oh.

- Oh!

Really?

Come on-

Really?

Moo!

Hey, could you please?

You think you own the road?

Oh!

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no!

- You've hardly touched your
meal.

- Good radio, what does that
even mean?

You know, I'm actually
trying to help people here.

- Of course.

That's why you're so good at
what you do.

- Welcome to Pinky's.

- Are you Pinky?

- Do I look like a Pinky to you?

That's Pinky.

I just bought the place from
her.

- Oh, great, look, I need a tow.

I got my car stuck in a puddle.

- A puddle?

- Well, it is a, it's
a big, massive crater

with slime and mud.

- Call Miss Pinky's Tow.

They'll get you fixed up.

- Pinky toe, that's-

May I?
- Mm-hmm.

Miss Pinky's Tow, can I help
you?

- I need a tow.

- You've come to the right
place.

I can get it first thing in the
morning.

- In the morning?

- Pinky, there's a Corvette
stuck

in a ditch down 54 a piece.

Anybody claim that yet?

- This guy says it's his.

- It's a rental.

But yeah, that's me.

- Dude, say that again.

- What?

- Adam Smasher.

The smash master himself.

Dude.

I'm your biggest fan.

- Oh.

- What are you doing here?

- I was just driving
through and then a cow-

- You called the station earlier
today.

I knew it was you, I
stream all your shows.

- I was goofin' off.

- Well, I'm Dale Biscuit,

but everybody round here
just calls me Biscuit, so.

Hey guys, look who's here.

It's Adam Smasher.

Hey, why don't you come meet
everybody?

- Oh, well, no, actually I've-

- Come on!
- Got my car.

- Guys, guys, this is Adam
Smasher from New York.

He's the guy that called
you earlier today.

You got smashed by the King of
sting!

- How charming.

- You look better than you
sound.

- Smashed, right?

That's the thing-

- Adam, you were magnificent
on the air today.

- Guys, I was just having some
fun.

I was just goofing around with
it.

- Oh, is that how you fun in the
big city?

Professionals prank
phone calling each other?

- Well, it's not my first choice

of how I spend my time
with a beautiful woman.

- I'm sure a man like you
takes whatever he can get.

- Awkward.

- Adam, how would you like
to come down to the station?

Get some airtime while you're in
town.

- I'd listen
to that show, so I mean-

- Yeah, look, guys, listen,

I'm on my way to LA.

I have a whole like
syndication thing going on.

- Oh, a whole syndication thing
going on.

- And I wouldn't want
to upstage your local

relationship expert.

- Okay, I think I've lost my
appetite.

You know, my mother
raised me in the church

so I'm going to excuse myself

before I say something
very un-Christian like.

Jamel?
- Hmm?

- I'm leaving.

- Oh yes, of course.

Nice to meet you, Adam.

- Don't worry about her, man.

She's just going through
some stuff, so, like.

- Yeah, she seems like one of
those people

that likes to have the last
laugh.

- Everything okay?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Fantastic.

Eve says you're picking up the
tab.

- I think you just got smashed.

So, huh, where are you staying?

- It's the nearest motel.

- That would be on the
other side of the mountain.

- Oh, well, I guess I'll just-

- It's about 45 miles away.

Might not be the end of the
world,

but can pretty much see it from
here.

- Great.

- Well, hey, you can stay at my
place.

I got plenty of space, so.

- Wouldn't want to put you out.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, dude.

I would be honored.

- I guess I don't have a choice,
do I?

- Adam Smasher staying at my
house!

Woo!

Nobody's gonna believe this.

- Got that right.

- Well, hey, let's go
get your luggage, huh?

The smash master!

- Wow, you're really into
radio.

- Yeah, dude.

Radio changed the world, man.

- I guess I always just thought

about it as a job and a
paycheck.

- Nah, nah, dude.

It's not a job.

Radio's not a job.

It's a, it's a calling, right?

TV, that's all style over
substance.

But radio.

Radio is pure.

You know, I record everything
we do at the studio

so I can listen to it whenever I
want.

Well, hey, mi casa es su casa,
so.

I can't believe you're actually
here.

- Thank you.

- What if the comet that
killed the dinosaurs

was a UFO,

and we are the aliens?

Think about it.

- You're listening
to Believe It or Not.

Your host, Mr. Franklin.

Now you've heard what they
don't want you to know,

on WHOA Radio.

- Thank you so much for
having Pinky tow my car.

- Dude, it was an honor.

Having you here has been
the highlight of my year,

my whole life, even, so like-

- I appreciate it.

I got to get some road behind me
though.

Hey, can I borrow your cell
phone?

- Use the landline in my booth.

Cell service in the
mountain's like terrible, so.

- Look, our listeners are saying

that they want less
talking and more music.

They blame you, Eve, for the
dismal state

of their love lives.

It's making our advertisers very
nervous.

- It's my fault that Joe,

from Joe's Funeral Home, can't
get a date?

- Of course I support you,

but maybe you could add some
more romance

to your romance show.

Maybe just a little.

Adam, what a pleasant surprise.

- Thought you'd be gone by now.

LA, big syndication deal.

- Just came to use your phone.

- Of course, please.

- Whatever gets you out of here
fastest.

- Hope you enjoyed your dinner
last night.

- I did.

- Oh.

- Yeah, this is Garrett.

- Hey, it's Adam.
- Adam, Adam who?

- Ha ha, very funny.

- I'm joking.

But not really.

Hey, you lost the Live-Skies
deal.

- What?

- No, I'm very serious.

Luv Strong Media bought
Live-Skies

and they canceled your contract.

- Can they do that?

- They feel that family
programming has no place

for your crass radio annex.

And I got to tell you, I agree
with them.

- What did you say?

- You were rude and you were
heartless.

That's why I love you.

- Okay.

Oh man, stop messing
with me, please, oh gosh.

You're not messing with me.

- Hey, look at the bright side.

You don't have to hurry
back to Los Angeles anymore.

- What if I rebrand myself?

What if I change?

- Change into what?

- Look, we're entertainers,
right, okay?

It's just, it's a character.

What if I change?

What if I put on like the
nice guy schtick, you know?

Like the love doctor with
empathy and all that stuff.

- A, you're not a doctor,

and two, you don't know
anything about love.

You remember Tracy?

- It's Stacy and I can fake it.

Work with me here.

- Adam, it would take
years for you to nail

that kind of a transformation,

and the sale is finalized
in less than a week.

- A week is all I need.

That's all I need to get a new
demo reel.

I'll become the most
nauseatingly
heartfelt sap on the air.

Look, just keep me in the game,
man.

- How are you gonna put
together a new demo reel?

You're in tick county, remember?

- You know what?

Let me do my job, but you do
yours.

- I don't know why I
bother answering the phone

when I'm busy at work.

Is that an ear, or a tail?

- We cannot afford to
lose another sponsor.

Things are tight enough as it
is.

You've seen the numbers.

Maybe if we let Franklin go.

- You can't do that.

- Thanks for the phone.

- Yeah, most certainly my
friend.

- Jamel, a question.

Do you guys record all
of the shows that you do

here at the station?

- But of course.

Biscuit, he uploads them to the
cloud.

We're small, but not
in the stone age, yes.

- Well, I feel a little
partially responsible

for the recent lack of revenue
here,

due to the little joke that
I played on you yesterday.

- Little is right.

- So if that job offer still
stands,

I was thinking maybe I would
stick

around here and help you
guys get back on your feet.

- We don't need your help.

- Magnificent.

- Wait a minute, Jemal.

There are no slots available.

- Oh, I'd sit in with you.

We'll keep the same, you know,
relationship caller format,

but it'd be like he said, versus
she said.

- Don't you mean beauty and the
beast?

- It's pretty good.

But I'm gonna feel bad
calling you a beast.

I mean, that sounds, oh, I'm the
beast.

Nevermind.
- You see,

this is exactly what the station
needs.

You two are wonderful together.

- Have you lost your mind?

- We really need something to
spice

up the morning lineup.

You have the Smash
Master and a good doctor.

Please?

- Well, I was thinking about
toning it down a little

bit for this market, so don't
worry.

- Let's have it all, huh?

The King of sting.

- Oh, you better tone it down.

Most of our audience is
God-fearing church folk

and they are not gonna
put up with profanity

or taking the Lord's name in
vain.

- Well, I'm a believer too.

And you're coming off as a
little judgey, right now.

Doesn't the Bible say
something about that?

- Try not lighting a desk on
fire.

- I promise I won't
light any desks on fire.

- Come on, what do you say?

- Fine, if it will help the
station.

Just behave yourself.

- Scout's honor.

- You're listening
to the Adam and Eve Show

where you can be heart smart.

Your favorite local relationship
network,

Dr. Eve Cassidy.

- Welcome to Heart Smart.

I'm your host, Dr. Eve Cassidy,

and with me is some guy, Adam
Smasher.

- Just Adam will do, thank you.

- Caller, you're on the air.

- Why does my wife need to
schedule

every second of our lives?

Why can't we just wake up
and see what the day brings?

- That is a great question,
caller.

Eve, I'll let you handle this
one.

- Yes, it is a good question.

And here is a good answer.

Women like men who can make
plans

but still have a few
surprises left in them.

- Which is why they like serial
killers.

- There are times when a woman
likes a man

who can take charge.

- Yes, you know, the kind of
guy that's gonna ask a girl

out for a date, he's gonna plan
the date,

he's gonna take her hostage,

he's gonna take over
a third world country,

nuke her ex's hometown,

and then after that, he's
gonna buy her a bunny rabbit.

- Next caller.

You're on the air.

- Yes, my name is
Allister and I need advice

of an amorous nature.

- You've called the right place.

I think.

How can we help you?

- I've been dating
a woman for some time now

but she's recently informed
me the relationship

is progressing too quickly for
her taste

and has requested a respite

of an indeterminate length.
- Respite?

- She wants breathing
room, with no contact.

- Oh.
- Precisely.

Naturally, I agreed to her terms

and as fate would have it,

I am leaving for a three
week long sabbatical

at the paranormal observatory in
Chile.

Contact with the outside world
would be impossible anyway.

- That sounds like a party, pal.

- Sounds like she's going to
get the break she's asked for.

So what's your question,
Allister?

- Should I
tell her that I'm going,

or does that by definition
break the no contact agreement?

- One last moment of
communication might be
acceptable.

If you're clear you're
not going to approach

her again until she's ready.

- Bad advice, bad advice.

Look, I got two words for you,
caller.

Restraining order.

Let it go.

But if you do it, be romantic
about it.

- Romantic, huh?

Precisely what does that mean?

- I don't know.

You're the brainiac.

- Thank you, caller.

And please call us with an
update.

Be romantic about it?
- What?

- That's your advice?

- Women love this romance and
junk,

what are you talking about?

- What women?

He's an overpaid, egotistical
fraud.

- I have picked out a wonderful
place

to take you to dinner.

- He thinks he can just come
in here and mock everything

I've worked so hard to build.

- So we can have some one on one
time.

- I'm sorry?

Oh, dinner.

Where are we going?

Carmine's?
- Carmines.

- See, that is exactly
what I'm talking about.

Consistency, predictability.

People make too much

of this spur of the moment
impulsivity.

Yes, it is a good question.

And here's a good answer.

Women like men who can make
plans,

but still have a few
surprises left in them.

- Which is why they like serial
killers.

Thanks for your help, but
there's nothing here I can use.

- What are you crazy?

Dude, dude, this is radio gold.

- Yeah, but I'm trying
something new, you know?

Just obviously I have a lot to
learn.

- Okay, I get it.

Trying to conquer all worlds,
huh?

Oh, hey, fixed your phone.

- How did you do that?

- You learn some stuff sitting

in an engineering booth all day.

- Impressive.

- Hey, don't worry about Eve,
man.

She'll come around when she
gets to know the real you.

- The real me?

- Yeah, dude.

The most awesome radio star on
the planet.

You know, Grammy Gravy once
said,

second chances, they're like
trains.

There's always another
one coming down the track.

- Grammy Gravy?

Grandpa Biscuit married Grammy
Gravy.

- Yeah, dude.

Some matches are just made in
heaven.

- Oh, when we're out, I
need to go to a bookstore.

You good?

- Yeah.
- All right, let's go.

I'm surrounded by dead people.

♪ How do I love thee

♪ Let me count the ways

♪ Must be a thousand I'd say

♪ Why do I love thee

♪ Don't know for sure

♪ Whatever ails you I will cure♪

♪ Call the doctor

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways.

♪ I'm on my way

But soft, what light through
yonder window breaks?

It is the east and Juliet is the
sun.

♪ For your affliction

♪ Several doses

Hey, Stacy!

Yeah, it's Adam.

Yeah, yeah.

Look, I was just, I didn't
want to bother you, but I,

I have a question.

Were we in love?

♪ Every minute

♪ Every day
Hello?

Stacy?

♪ How do I love thee

♪ There's no known cure

- We got a problem.
- Yeah, what?

- We're out of apple pie.

- So make some more.

- I'll just go pick us some
apples.

- Adam, come here.

Come here.

- What's going on?

Why did you ask me here?

- I want to show you something.

It's the caller from yesterday.

- The science guy from-

Please tell me you did
not get involved in that.

- He called back and I told him
to meet his girlfriend here.

- Allister, I thought we'd
agreed

that I needed more time
to sort things out.

- Yes, that is quite accurate.

I requested this meeting
only to inform you

that I will be incommunicado as
it were,

for several weeks and to give
you this.

It's a photograph of the
Volans constellation.

- Obviously.

Why have you circled HD76920?

- To illustrate that I
have made arrangements

with the International
Astronomical Union

to have HD7620 updated in the
Gliese Catalog as Trillian.

- You've had a star named after
me?

- Indeed.

- Why?

- In the hopes that if you
should have occasion to think

of me while I'm at Paranal,

that you will remember that
I am honoring our agreement

and that I gave you some space.

- Allister!

Call me when you come back from
Peru.

- I told you!

I told you!

Didn't I tell you?

- You win.

- I think you got smashed.

- I know it sounds
like a silly question.

But how do I know if he's
the right guy for me?

- Ask yourself, is he reliable?

Dependable?

- Well, that's
an interesting question.

- He's a man, not a Toyota.

Look, ask yourself, does he
make my heart skip a beat?

- Well, there was this
one time-

- That's arrhythmia.

You can die from it.

Can he provide a future for you?

- More like the better question
is,

can he provide a now for you?

- You two need
counseling.

- What are you doing?

Do you even know what
you're talking about?

- I'm getting in my groove.

Like, come on.

I mean, those were not bad
answers.

They weren't great,
they weren't bad though.

- They were not good answers.
- You got another caller.

- Next caller.

- Hello.

My name is Maddie.
- Hi, Maddie.

How old are you?

- Eight.
- Oh, young love.

What's your relationship
question, Maddie?

- How can I make my
mommy

and daddy love each other again?

- What makes you think your mom
and dad

don't love each other anymore?

- They're getting
divorced.

- I see.

Maddie, you can't make your
parents love each other.

Sometimes when adults-

- Look, my parents got divorced
when I was your age, Maddie.

I relate.

What's going on right
now is that you're afraid

that if your parents can
stop loving each other,

you're afraid that they could
stop loving you, am I right?

- Maybe.

- Well, you know that
that's not gonna happen.

You know, your parents' love
for you can't disappear.

You're a part of them.

They didn't have to give
you their hearts, you know?

You already had them.

You're a part of it.

- Okay.

I have to go now.

- You hang in there, Maddie.

Wow.

Speaking of hearts, you actually
have one.

- Ah, it was a kid.

- Wow, dude, that's pretty
good for the new direction.

- What new direction?

- Don't you have buttons to
push?

- Nope, I'm done for the day.

Let me get your gear,
and head over to Pinky's.

- It's that time already?

- That it is, let's roll.

- Someone want to fill me in
here?

- Oh, fourth Friday of every
month,

the studio hosts a soup
line over at Pinky's.

We've been doing it 40 years.

- It's a community tradition.

- I didn't sign up for that.

I'm going, aren't I?

I'm going.

My career is officially over.

- I think your career can
survive

you doing something nice for
someone else.

The Bible says to give when we
can,

and we take our Bible very
seriously around here.

- Yeah, I get it.

We're letting everyone
know that we're Christians.

- No, we're going to show them.

Doing beats saying, any day.

Be careful not to do your
acts of righteousness

before men to be seen by them.

If you do, you'll have no reward
from your Father in heaven.

- It's a little hard to do
things

without somebody seeing it.

- I think it's more of a
question

of where our motivation lies,
you know?

Why we're doing things.

I'm not here to be seen.

It's called giving back to the
community.

- Well, wouldn't it be a lot
easier

if we just wrote a check?

- Oh, it's not always about
money.

- Mm-hmm.

- You do good for yourself
and you do good for others.

- We can't afford this, kids.

- No, Dad, the teacher
said it's free today.

- See, this is charity.

And we don't accept charity.

Come on.
- But Dad.

- Hello?

Any of this ringing a bell?

Where are you going?

- I said, let's go.

- Excuse me guys.

Are you guys leaving right now?

- Yes, we are, come on.

- Hey, listen, could you
take this outside for me?

See, there was this lady,

she ordered some sandwiches
earlier.

She's allergic to mayonnaise.

I mean, I didn't even know.

But have you even heard of such
a thing?

Allergic to mayonnaise?

So weird, right?

But the health department is
threatening to shut us down

and tell us to take all this
stuff away.

If she finds out my
mistake, can you please?

- So you want us to
take it to the garbage?

- Yes, there's a dumpster
right outside, right there.

If you could do it, I
got to get back to work.

So she doesn't know
what I did wrong, right?

- Thank you, but we don't accept
charity.

- It's not charity.

It's garbage.

- Please, Daddy?

- You keep surprising me.

- Yeah, well you know, I'm good
like that.

- I'm wondering if you can keep
a secret.

Come on.

- You brought me here for ice
cream?

- Mexican ice cream.

It's Pinky's own recipe.

- Mexican ice cream is not a
thing.

- Yes, it is.

Raw milk, hand churned
and no one does vanilla

like Mexico does vanilla.

Not to mention the chilies and
peppers.

- There's chilies and
peppers in the ice cream?

Oh wow.

Oh, that is amazing.

- Oh, spicy and sweet.

Can't be beat.

- I know that look, what's up?

- Why are you here?

- My car got stuck in a ditch.

- I heard it was a puddle.

- It was a canyon.
- Yeah!

- Giant crevasse, as they say.

- Sure.

You know like, why are
you named Adam Smasher?

That cannot possibly be your
real name.

- What, you don't believe
that some man named

Mr. Smasher married a woman
and had a kid named Adam?

Look, it was the role.

You know, it fits the character.

- It's all just an act.

- I figured, if I'm gonna be,
you know, angry and cynical,

I might as well make money off
of it.

Who else does that?

- Why are you so angry?

- Am I a caller on your show
right now?

- Yeah, well that is how
this whole thing got started.

- That is true.

You know, I moved around
a lot when I was young.

I mean, it's hard to know
what's what when you don't know

what bedroom to be in from night
to night.

You learn to rely on yourself.

- I'm sorry.

- For what?

I mean, I turned out okay.

- What is with all this romance
stuff?

I mean, it does not seem like
part of your on-air persona.

- I don't know, maybe I
met the farmer's daughter.

All right, so it's my
turn to ask 20 questions.

- I'm not afraid of you.

All right, a little bit afraid.

- You ever think about
getting out of here?

- I did.

I went to undergrad at NC State.

Got my doctoral at Vanderton
University.

- Ooh, high society.

- Need-based financial aid
package, thank you very much.

- You always been so serious?

- No, not when I was a kid.

When I was little, my dad
used to take me to those

merry-go-round outside the
grocery store.

- I love those.
- Yeah,

the ones you put the quarters
in.

- Yeah.
- And my favorite

was the unicorn, 'cause it made
me feel

like a fairytale princess.

- I cannot picture you on a
unicorn.

What happened?

- I think my dad meant well,

but we fill kids' heads with
nonsense.

It just doesn't prepare
them for real life.

Okay, fine.

Someone promised me the
fairytale and I fell for it.

I mean, we got engaged,
we planned the wedding,

and there I was at the church
in this pretty white dress,

just fit for a princess.

It took me the better part of
the day

to realize he wasn't going to
show.

- You got left at the altar?

Didn't teach you at Vanderton

how to surgically remove
somebody's foot from their
mouth?

I'm sorry about that!

- It's okay.

It's totally fine.

You know, I was hurt for a long
time,

and then I got mad.

I was mad at everybody.

Mad at God.

I just kept wondering why
would He let something

like that happen to me?

- It's not a sin to get mad at
God?

- Not in the way you're thinking
about it.

No, I think when we're angry at
Him,

it just shows that we
don't really understand

His love or purpose for our
lives.

- Purpose for our lives.

I never really thought about it
that way.

- I mean, I went through
what I did for a reason.

God was up to something

and I just had to learn
to trust the process.

And then my dad passed,

and I moved back to the
ranch to help out my mom.

I grew up.

You know, I accepted that I was
never

going to ride the unicorn.

And I promised myself never
to be a fool for love again.

- Oh, heart smart!

- You mock, but I'm helping
people.

- What, to not make the
same mistakes you made?

- Yeah, something like that.

- That's the saddest thing
I've ever heard in my life.

- It's time to call it a night,
partner.

- Don't get me wrong.

I mean, she's a good woman and
all.

But the fire just don't burn
as bright as it used to.

- Because that's what fires do.

They burn out.

A long-term relationship
isn't about the flames,

but the embers that glow
and last a lifetime.

- But it's the spark that starts

the fire in the first place.

I mean, without the heat, all
you have is a dead barbecue.

- Love isn't about candle lit
dinners

and walks on the beach.

- But without romance,
you're left discussing things

about TV shows in sweat pants,

the tiles you're gonna
choose for the bathroom.

You know, frozen meal planning.

It's boring.

- I happen to be an excellent
cook.

- Prove it.

- So there it is, callers,
love versus romance.

Let's open up the lines and
hear what you have to say.

- Unless there's passion,

it's a waste of time.

Too many boring things in life
already.

- Thanks for weighing in,
caller.

- I don't disagree.

- Romance is only about
today.

Love has a future.

- Oh yeah, oh, whatever.

- Romance, it's
exhausting.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, all right.

- No romance without
fire.

- Oh, we have a winner.

There is a lady with her
priorities right there.

No way.

- It's such a bad message.
- It is, yes.

- You wanted to see me?

- I got your favorite take out.

- Thank you.

- There's something we need to
discuss.

- Is everything okay with the
show?

- Yes, of course.

It's just, you've been so
involved

and I wanted you to myself
for a moment, to talk.

- So sweet, Jamel.

This looks wonderful, thank you.

- Hey, there you are.
- Hey.

- We were about to have lunch.

Would you like to join us?

- Oh no.

- Next time then.

- Yeah.
- Don't worry buddy, I got ya.

You know, that was good stuff
today,

the whole love verse romance
thing.

- Thank you.

So how do you weigh in?

- Mm-mm.

I'm more of a taco verse
burrito kind of guy, right?

Okay, take a burrito, right?

This is the least messy,
most self-contained food

on the planet.

And look at the size of those
things.

You could feed families of four
with them.

And then you got tacos, the
original food,

this thing predates dinosaurs.

Tacos, you got mad options.

Beef, chicken, fish.

I have seen somebody put tofu in
there.

Still, the taco maintains its
dignity.

- What's the deal with Eve and
Jamel?

- It's no mystery.

Jamel's the kind of guy that
likes

to go for the bigger, better
deal, right?

And Eve, she's the type of
person

that she thinks she can fix
herself,

by fixing everybody else.

No saving somebody like that.

- So are they a couple, or?

- Look, they brought this
station

from ruins to number one in our
market.

The two of them, they
make sense on paper, but-

- But what?

- Sometimes love don't
fit on a piece of paper.

Well hey, back to the
grindstone, right?

- So wait, tacos or burritos?

- Dude, you don't get it, man.

Pie versus cake, waffles versus
pancakes.

It's all good.

- Thank you for lunch.

- Eve, I've been wanting to
talk with you about something

but you have been so distracted.

- Yes, and I apologize for that.

What is it?

I'm all yours.

- Luv Strong Media is
buying up stations groups

all over the country

and they've offered me a job in
Chicago.

- That's fantastic.

I'm so happy for you.

- It's a wonderful opportunity.

Could be, for the both of us.

I'm asking you to come with me.

- Wow.

You caught me off guard.

- I believe in your talent, Eve.

I think you would do
really well out there,

and I believe in us.

What could be.

- I really don't know what to
say.

- All I'm asking is
that you think it over.

- You know that that's not gonna
happen.

You know your parents' love
for you can't disappear.

But it's the spark that starts
the fire in the first place.

- Women like men who can make
plans,

but still have a few
surprises left in them.

- Dear Garrett, take a listen.

How do you like the new me?

- Where is he?

- And now it's time for
Heart Smart,

with your host, licensed
therapist and PhD, Eve Cassidy.

- Hi, I'm Dr. Eve and
welcome to Heart Smart.

Well, I guess I'll take the
first caller.

- My husband won't ever
let me touch the TV remote.

- Yes, caller, that sounds
frustrating.

- He says the TV remote
shoots

out laser beams that
can give me lady cancer.

- Yeah, I think you
should call into our show

with Mr. Franklin.

And now a word from our
sponsors.

What?

- Go to the parking lot.

- My fair lady.

Your steed awaits.

- Adam, you have a show to do.

- Biscuit's got it
covered for a few minutes.

Besides, there's always
time for a little magic.

- All right.
- Oh, forgot this part.

Yeah?

You ready?

Ooh!

Oh!

- Oh, this is awesome.

- I think you were in first
place there.

- Aren't you glad I didn't
say I wanted to ride a hippo?

- I would have given you a
hippo.

- Hey!

You have like five seconds, so.

- Oh!

- Oh, oh!

- Go, go, go, go, go, go.

- You're listing to WHOA
Radio.

And we'll be right back,

and we'll be right back,

and we'll be right back.

It's time for Heart Smart, with
Eve Cassidy, on WHOA Radio.

- And we're back.

I'm your host, Dr. Eve Cassidy,

here with my cohost, Adam.

- Hello, everybody.

- I thought Biscuit was
gonna have a panic attack

when we went back in the studio.

- Yeah, that kid that really
likes his radio, doesn't he?

- Right?

I guess I'll see you Monday.

- Hey, what is there to do in
Dogpatch?

- We just go out down to the
swimming hole

down yonder by the feed mill

and scare us up a mess of
catfish.

- I'll pass, thanks.

- No, actually I'm going to help
my mom

at the stable tomorrow,
if you want to come?

I mean, if you don't mind
messing up your manicure.

- Oh, you've got me
completely wrong, lady.

I am strong, like bull.

- Oh, okay, Tarzan.

I'll text you the address
and see you there.

- All right, it's a date.

- We'll see if you say
that after tomorrow.

Hey.
- Hey, I'm sorry I'm late.

My GPS wasn't working and
I really haven't figured

out the difference between
apiece and over yonder.

- You haven't been around
horses much, have ya?

- How'd you guess?

- Lucky guess.

Come on, this way.

- I don't have to ride a horse,
do I?

- Hey, Momma.
- Oh, hey darlin'!

- This is Adam.

- It's Adam, it's just Adam.

- You're the one on the radio
with Eve.

- Yeah.
- I just love

the way you don't care what
people think about you.

It's about time they hired
someone to even her out.

- Oh!

- I'm sorry honey, but
it's like your daddy

always used to say.

Love is for fool's wise
enough to take a chance.

Your listeners should hear that
too.

- No, I'm just volunteering
to help today, that's it.

Just like that?

Son, you look like you're
fixing to clean a swimming pool.

- I'll be okay, I hope.

- Right, if he has a heart
attack, it's on you, sweetheart.

Here you go.

- Okay.
- Yep.

I think I'll fix us some supper.

- Look, you don't have to
make any food on my account.

I'm not even hungry.

- You will be.

- Okay, where do we start?

♪ I noticed him he was looking
at me ♪

♪ It was the same at the county
fair ♪

♪ He held two maybe three

♪ Cute little teddy bears

♪ And as he held them in his
arms ♪

♪ I wished it could be me

♪ Made up my mind right then and
there ♪

♪ We were meant to be

♪ I'm longin' wishin' prayin'

♪ Yearnin' for your love

♪ I'm wantin' burstin' achin'

♪ Yearning for your love

♪ It's kissing hugging loving

♪ That you're dreaming of

♪ Honey I'm longin' wishin'
craving ♪

♪ Yearning for your love

♪ Well I was nervous
and weak in the knees ♪

♪ As I walked right up to him

♪ He turned around unexpectedly♪

♪ Got the sweetest cutest grin

♪ The world just seemed to fade
away ♪

♪ As we talked throughout the
night ♪

♪ Once the sun come up the very
next day ♪

♪ Saw the dawn of a brand new
life ♪

♪ I'm longin' wishin' prayin'

♪ Yearning for your love

♪ I'm wantin' burstin' achin'

♪ Yearning for your love

♪ And kissing hugging loving

♪ That you're dreaming of

♪ Honey I'm longin' wishin'
cravin' ♪

♪ Yearning for your love

- All right, supper's ready,
come on.

- Shower ready?
- Oh my God.

- That went in my mouth.

- This is so good, what is this?

- Chicken.
- No, no, I know it's chicken.

But how did you do it this way?

- Fried.

Grandma's recipe.

- Grandma's recipe.
- Uh-huh.

- Yum.
- Yeah.

- And so this is the famous-
- Sweet tea.

- Sweet tea.

All right, first time.
- Okay.

- What?

Really?

How can anybody make tea taste
this good?

This is incredible.

- Bless your heart.

- Wow.

- Eve, honey, would you mind
going inside

and getting the banana
pudding, it's in the fridge?

- Sure, Momma.
- Thank you, dear.

So, Adam.
- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

What brings you to our neck of
the woods?

- Actually, I was passing
through, you know,

I'm waiting for my agent to
secure

this sort of syndication deal in
LA.

And I just ended up here.

- Passing through.
- Yeah.

- You know, spring time's
my favorite season here.

New growth and all that.

- No doubt.

- Tourists, they come here in
droves

just to see the wild flowers
and the rhododendrons.

They call it chasing the bloom.

Ever seen them?

- No, Ma'am, I don't think I
have.

- Oh, hillsides just bursting
with color.

Like God's holy attire,

nature all showing off, reds and
pinks,

and it's just like the
mountain is on fire.

- It really is beautiful.

- Some of them tourists actually
dig

up the plants and try to take
'em home.

Of course the plants end up
dying

and having to be thrown away.

Does nothing but mess up the
mountain.

You think folks would know
better.

Just leave well enough alone,

especially when they're
just passing through.

- Who's up for some banana
pudding?

- Mm, thank you, darlin.

- I hope my mother wasn't too
hard on you.

- Yes, she has a way of saying
a lot without saying much.

- Yeah, she has mastered
the art of Southern female

passive-aggression.
- Absolutely.

- Scoot over.

Take this.

I want to show you something.

Come on.

- Where are you taking me right
now?

- Oh, hush.

Come up here.

- Aren't there like bears and
snakes and stuff out here?

- Yeah, probably.

Turn your flashlight off.

- Okay, so now what?

- I want to show you a little
bit about God's design.

- Oh, fireflies, wow.

- Photinus carolinus.

They're synchronous fireflies.

- Nerd.
- Mm-hmm.

But we just call them lightning
bugs.

- Beautiful.
- You know, most insects

don't create their own light,

but God made an exception for
fireflies.

And I think we can learn from
them.

They remind me of the life
that Jesus puts in each of us

and as Christians, we're
meant to be that light

and let it shine for others.

- God and bugs, I never
thought of that before.

- Yeah, well one God who is over
all,

through all and in all.

- Makes sense.

It's like they're talking to
each other.

- They are.

Well, they're sweet talking
anyways.

They're flirting.

So this whole show that you're
watching

is about getting a date.

The male lights up as bright
as he can to attract a female.

And if she's interested, she
flashes back.

- This is how they find
each other in the dark.

- But there's not much time.

Adult fireflies only live for a
few weeks.

Then the glow goes out.

- They don't have time to waste.

- No time to waste.

This is Dr. Eve Cassidy,

reminding you to visit
Floyd's Tractor Barn.

Floyd's Tractor Barn.

If they ain't got it, you don't
need it.

- You got a lot of
stuff to edit, don't ya?

- Yeah, it's music to my ears.

Last week, there wasn't even
half this.

It means I get to eat this week.

It's 'cause of you, man.

- I didn't do anything.

- No, dude, you breathe
life into this place.

You have my utmost respect and
gratitude.

- Hey, why aren't you in here
with me?

- It's because you're way better

at doing the heavy lifting than
I am.

Are we still on for Pinky's
for ice cream later?

- If I ever get out of here.

- Ah.

WHOA.

It's for you.

- Adam?
- Hello?

- Hey, hey, are you there?
- Garrett?

Is that you?

- Is that you, he says.

Hey, is that any way to
talk to your favorite agent?

- What's going on?

- You did it, my boy.

You convinced Luv Media that
the notorious Adam Smasher,

radio's number one bad boy

is actually turning over a new
leaf.

- Are you kidding me?
- You're quite the chameleon.

I never doubted you, not for a
second.

- They bought it?

- I've got your contract
right here in my hands.

Listen, you should be proud.

Not everyone can fake that
kind of depth and sincerity.

You should have been a
politician.

All you have to do is sign it
and get it back to me ASAP.

- Yeah, just fax it over
to the studio over here.

- But hey, you listen to me.

This deal is contingent
upon you being here

in the next 24 hours.

So they're sending a
private plane tomorrow

and you need to be on it.

They want to launch the
new show immediately.

- A plane?
- It's a private plane.

So don't worry, they hardly ever
crash.

So no more fooling around in
wherever

the heck it is you are.

- Okay, I'll do it.

- Congratulations, it's
everything

you ever dreamed of, buddy.

- Yeah, yeah, thanks, Garrett.

What have I done?

- For a honeysuckle septic
clean,

for all your septic tank needs.

Hey, Biscuit.

Have you seen Adam?

We were supposed to go to
Pinky's.

- Nope.

Hey, what is a nine letter word
for cheat,

starting with a C and ending
with a T?

- Just try cheat.

But do it slowly.

- I don't think it works like
that.

- Not another commercial.

- Eve, there you are.

- Have you seen Adam?

- No, but I only have eyes for
you.

So, have you given any thought

to what we talked about?

It's just I'll be
leaving for Chicago soon,

and I'd really like for
you to come with me.

I know it's very sudden, yes,
but...

- I'll go.

- But your plans?

- My plans have changed.

I need to explain to my mom.

- Of course.

Eve, why the sudden change of
heart?

- Because it makes sense.

We make sense.

And fairytales aren't real.

- Have you seen Eve?
- Oh, she just left.

- What do you mean?

We're supposed to go to Pinky's.

- So I heard.

But hey, this came for you.

- Oh.

- Con artist.

- What?

- It's a nine letter word for
cheat, dude.

It's con artist.
- Oh.

- I don't think she's coming.

- I think you're right.

- What'd you do?
- I wasn't honest.

- Hmm.

In my country, we say.

Waste of good ice cream.

- I told Jamel I would
go to Chicago with him.

- Chicago.

That's awful far away.

- You could sell the
ranch and come with me.

- Honey, I've lived here
longer than most of them trees.

You know that.

- I feel like I need to
do something for myself.

- For yourself or to someone
else?

Chicago's an awful long
way to go to spite a man.

Now who you trying to convince?

You're a grown woman, you
don't need my permission.

- I know.

I just, I could use your advice.

- Oh honey.

Far be it for me to intrude.

But if you ask my opinion,

I think you might be doing Jamel
wrong

like you think Adam did you
wrong.

- That's not true.

It's completely different.

I'm not leading Jamel on,

and he doesn't think that-
- Doesn't think what?

You're moving halfway
across the country with him.

What does he think?

- I've been completely honest
with Jamel about my feelings.

- Oh honey, he's a man.

His eyes hear better than his
ears.

Listen honey.

Used to play up in the
loft when you was little.

One day you fell, and you
busted your knee open.

- I remember, mm-hmm.

- And you never told anybody.

Honey, you needed a doctor
and you never said a word.

It's like you hid all that pain.

Like it would have killed you.

Honey, you have been
holding on to so much hurt.

And I have prayed that you
would give up that burden

to the Lord, but you never have.

Honey, God's shoulders
are big enough to carry

whatever it is in our
life that gives us pain.

- Maybe sometimes people
hide their pain to keep

from getting hurt again.

- Hmm, and in the meantime,

we hurt people that never meant
you harm.

It's like I always told you,

let God stand between you
and whatever troubles you.

He protects you, honey.

And everyone else in your life.

But like I said, you're a grown
woman now.

But if you ask me, and you did,

people who run away from
hurt never get anywhere.

And maybe Adam know something
about that.

- What did you mean by that?

- I was looking for you.

- Why did you start all of this
with me?

- Look, we can work this out.

- No, you know I've spent my
career trying to help people

protect their hearts, but I
couldn't stop you from walking

all over mine.

- What are you talking about?

- Oh, I saw the contract, Adam.

Are you gonna try and deny it?

Yeah, oh, I guess
congratulations are in order.

You're on your way to fame and
fortune.

- I was gonna tell you about it,

in fact I wanted to tell you
about it,

and I was actually-
- You owe me an explanation.

You are already gone, you know,

in fact, I don't think
you were ever really here.

Not really here.

You used the town and the
station to get what you want,

and you used me.

But for the life of me, I don't
know why.

- That is not how it is.

- And you know what?

I did learn something from you.

You showed me that I could stand

to be a little bit more selfish.

You know, maybe it's time
I follow my heart for once.

- Eve, please wait.

- Oh, wait?

Wait for what?

For you to get inside my head?

Here's the thing, Adam.

I fell for your pitch.

I actually believed you
were deeper than that act.

But I was wrong.

You're just as shallow
and fake as your show.

Goodbye, Mr. Smasher.

- Next stop, Municipal Airport.

- Yeah, I'm waiting for
the rental car to show up

and get the 'vette.

- Stayed longer than I thought
you would.

- Yeah, I never expected it to
happen.

I mean, this whole thing
is just an accident really,

if you think about it.

- Accidents are just
opportunities in disguise.

- Is that another saying
from your country?

- I heard it on Oprah.

- Hmm.

- And then you go, hmm.

And then you go, it's okay.

These are the mountains.

Some people stay and plant
roots, others grow wings.

- So what are you thinking?

Wings or roots?

- Both.

I first came out here for the
opportunity,

but I had a chip on my shoulder.

I didn't trust people.

So they didn't trust me.

- You seem to have done all
right.

- 'Cause I figured it out.

I put Pinky's name tag on
so people would accept me.

And then a funny thing happened.

- What's that?

- I became who I was pretending
to be.

I work hard, I keep the place
clean,

I give people good food,

just like the first Pinky did.

I reinvented myself and I
like this me much better.

I stopped being mad
and I started to trust.

We're always changing.

So I guess I flew here with
wings

and I landed to make roots.

- What's your real name?

- We're more than just our
names.

Go get her!

- And now, Believe It Or
Not,

with your host, Mr. Franklin.

Now you've heard what they
don't want you to know,

on WHOA Radio.

- I thought you were leaving for
LA.

You didn't even say goodbye.

- Where's Eve?

- I let you stay in my garage,
man.

You didn't make a phone call,

you didn't leave a note,

you were just gone.

- Biscuit, I'm standing right
here.

I didn't go anywhere.

- Does
that make us less smart?

- That's a good point.

- Where's Eve?

- Oh, oh, dude, she left
with Jamel for Chicago.

She said goodbye though,
which was pretty cool.

- What do you mean?

What are you talking about?

- I told you, dude, Jamel is
about the bigger, better thing.

- Wait, wait, wait, so the
Luv Strong Media buyout,

he got a job in Chicago?

- No, no dude.

Eve, Eve is the better thing.

It's not her fault you couldn't
see that.

Look, just be happy for her,
man.

She's with somebody that cares
about her.

- You're right.

You know, what?

You're wrong.

I am Eve's bigger, better thing.

- Dude, she's gone.

- Radio changed the world,
Biscuit.

It can change it again.

Hey pal, hey listen, I
just need five minutes.

Thank you!

You're awesome.

- Who sent you?

The FBI?

- Thank you so much.

Yeah?
- Go, just go.

- Eve.

Eve, if you can hear me-

- Oh, this is gonna be good.

- You'll reach Texas with that
much power.

- Yeah, one can only hope.

- Look, I just want to
say that you were right.

I've never been in love.

And I know this because
I've never felt the way

that I feel right now.

And it's making me a
bit of a crazy person.

You were, you were right
about something else.

I am a fraud.

People are always asking me
who I am, or what I'm doing.

And the answer is, I don't know.

- You should hear him out,

or neither of us will
ever be sure of this.

- I can tell you this.

My real name is Adam Nills.

My parents didn't divorce
when I was six years old.

Actually they were,

they were killed in an airplane
crash.

And after that, I didn't
really know who I was,

or didn't feel like I fit in
anywhere.

And I became Adam Smasher.

And for a while there, people
really liked who I was.

Until they didn't anymore.

You know, a friend of ours
taught us this saying.

Or something like that,
it's probably wrong.

But the point is, is
what it means is that,

a lie is a beast with short
legs.

And it means that eventually,

people will catch up to you
if you're false to them.

And I was false to you.

You know, but here's the thing,
Eve.

I finally feel like I'm in a
place where I fit in, you know?

You know, somewhere between
almost killing a baby cow

and looking at fireflies, I fell
hard,

and now it doesn't matter
where I am or what I'm doing.

If it's with you, I feel right.

I feel like I'm at home.

You know, I was thinking
about the fireflies

and I realized that I had
buried my own light for God.

I hid it to convince
myself that I was only

trying to make a living.

You know, I was afraid
I wouldn't be as popular

if I let my light shine
or something like that.

But I want you to know that
I'm through with all of that.

You know, it's time that I
figured out

what God's plan is for me.

I love you, Dr. Eve Cassidy.

All I'm asking is that
you start to believe in me

and in the fantasy.

Eve?

- You were almost killed a
calf?

- Yeah, yeah, it's a funny
story.

Maybe I could share it with you
sometime?

- You know sweet
talk doesn't work on me.

I'm a girl that makes
decisions with her head,

not her heart.

- Yeah, the whole love
verse romance thing.

Well, what's your head telling
you?

- I don't know.

I can't hear it.

- Why?

- Because my
heart's beating too loud.

- There's nothing on the air!

- Do you mind?

Love is on the air.

- Are you still mad at me?

- Not at all.