All language subtitles for Banking on Love (2021)

Let's talk about
trust for a second.

I wish that we could trust
the promises that our children

make to us when
they are little.

My youngest daughter
recently told me

that she is never
going to get married.

I know that there's going
to be some day in the future

when she comes to me and says,
Daddy, I have met the one.

Honey, when you
were a little girl,

you promised me
that you were never,

ever going to get married.

And that's why we have a boat.

♪ Dashing through the snow ♪

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

♪ Laughing all the way ♪

♪ Bells on bobtail ring ♪

♪ Making spirits bright ♪

♪ What fun it is to ride and
sing a sleighing song tonight ♪

♪ Whoa jingle bells,
jingle bells,
jingle all the way ♪

♪ Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ Jingle bells,
jingle bells,
jingle all the way ♪

♪ Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪

If you do not behave,

Santa's not gonna
bring you anything.

♪ Remember Christ our savior
was born on Christmas Day ♪

♪ To save us all
from Satan's power ♪

♪ When we were gone astray ♪

Excuse me, excuse me.

Pardon me.

Merry Christmas!

♪ Thought I'd take a ride ♪

♪ And soon Miss Fanny Bright ♪

♪ Was seated by my side ♪

♪ The horse was lean and lank ♪

♪ Misfortune seemed his lot ♪

♪ We got into a drifted bank ♪

♪ And then we got upsot ♪

♪ Oh jingle bells,
jingle bells,
jingle all the way ♪

♪ Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪

Yes, Mr. Morton.

Hi, Rosalind Dale from National
Regents Bank. How are you?

Good. Sorry I'm late.

Traffic is crazy
this time of year.

Yes, mm-hm.

Well I don't know about
Nevada, but folks here

in East Tennessee take their
Christmas very seriously.

No, no, you're not
interrupting me.

I am completely free.

Mm-hm.

As your loan counselor,
I am available 24-seven

to address any concerns
about your banking needs.

She
just doesn't trust it.

She thinks it's gross.

And it doesn't stop at that.

Here's Jezebel with her story,

Bath and Body Works,
But Not for Me.

I was watching that.

You need to eat, Pop.

Come on, it's a new recipe.
I used shallots this time.

Hm, shallots,
what are shallots?

Like an onion.

Then why didn't you
just use an onion?

What's with all the phone
calls from the bank?

Is the shop in trouble again?

Shop's fine.

I applied for a small
loan is all and--

A loan.

You need to spend more time at
the shop than in the kitchen.

Doing the best I can, Pop.

I put 40 years of blood
and sweat into that place.

Don't let her die, Jack.

Don't let her die.

I looked up my family tree.

Three dogs were using it.

Hey, boss,
good to see you.

Good to see me, or
good to see breakfast?

You of course. But you
did bring breakfast, right?

Come on.

You outdid yourself today.
What do you call this?

It's a breakfast
burrito, Manny.

Burrito's don't
have mac and cheese.

I'm trying something new.

Forget all that.

How's Gabriela coming along?
You're gonna be a dad soon.

Yes, she's due
on Christmas Day.

So check this.

Guess what Gabriela and I are
going to name our baby girl.

Noel.

Come on, Christmas, Noel.

I get it, and because
you and your wife

don't have any daughters yet...

Exactly, she will
be the first Noel.

♪ Noel, Noel, Noel ♪

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

I believe we have a customer.

Good morning.

I'm Rosalind Dale. I'm
with National Regents Bank.

I'm looking to speak
to a, um, a Bob West.

That would be my father.
He's been retired for years.

Then you must be And Son.

Jack West. How can I help you?

Actually, I'm
here to help you.

I'm, uh,

ooh, your loan counselor.

Is there somewhere
safer we could talk?

This is all my dad.

He really loves cars.

I see.

But you?

Not so much?

Well then, Mr. West.

Jack.

Mm-hm, National sent
me here to discuss

your financing and loan options.

I see. I take it we
didn't qualify for the loan?

Not a standard
loan, exactly, but

we do have a program
for our high-riskers

that I can assist you with.

No offense, Miss Dale, but
I'm not looking for a partner,

especially one who
doesn't understand

the first thing
about my business.

I don't have to.
It's dollars and cents.

Same as any business.

Mr. West, I am
your ally in this.

I am here to make
your life better.

You're not off
to a great start.

Good morning, Ros.

Hey, Maura.

Why are men so stubborn?

Why can't they listen
to common sense?

Because then they'd be women.

Are you and Brad having trouble?

Oh, no, everything is
perfect with Bradley and me.

Oh.

Really?

Incoming.

Judith.

Hello, darling.

What are your plans for
this holiday weekend?

Bradley and I are gonna--

Can you guess what I'm
dreaming of for Christmas?

I don't think--

To have this dead weight
off my balance sheet

by end of year.

What's going on with the
dry cleaner in Vegas?

Martin something?

-He's really interested--
-Good, he should be.

What about the mechanics?

Jack West, he's in--

Call the loan,
cease live credit.

Begin collections for past due.

He needs to be done
before the 24th.

I don't wanna think
about any of this,

any of this, while
I am vacationing.

In Asheville or West Palm.

Hey, love bug.

Bradley, what
are you doing here?

Wanted to let you
know there's been

a change to the Christmas
item this weekend.

Last-minute changes
give me anxiety.

Can't be helped, LB.

I'm jetting to Dallas for an
overnighter with Scree Tech.

Big deal going down,
possible game changer.

Okay.

It's all good.

I'll just meet you at the
fam's on Christmas Eve.

And listen.

I've got a very big
surprise for you.

I can't plan for surprises,
Bradley.

Which is why I'm telling
you to pack something

very special to wear
on Christmas Eve,

so you'll be ready
for the surprise.

Special?

Little black dress with
Jimmy Choos and a manicure?

See you Christmas
Eve, love bug.

What was that all about?

I think Bradley is going to
propose to me Christmas Eve.

Good!

I mean, maybe, I guess.

Do you want him to?

He's smart,
reliable, dependable.

Are you getting married,
or are you buying a car?

Don't you have to go
do work or something?

We're not finished, okay?

Go, go.

Manny, how long
did you work for my dad?

He gave me my first job.

I owe your father a lot.

Yeah, I know how that goes.

No, it's different for you.

You don't owe your parents
for being your parents.

You pay that debt forward
when you have your own kids.

Everything I owe my folks

will be in the bill
I get from Noel.

Yeah, but you know my
dad, big shoes to fill.

Maybe it's time you
get your own shoes.

But hey, it's Christmas,
right? Anything's possible.

But seriously, do I need to
be looking for another job?

I have to leave
on time tonight.

I got a candlelight
service at church.

Okay, you go on ahead.

I'll just be a second.
I'll lock it down.

-You sure?
-Yeah.

Everything's so rush
rush this time of year.

All is calm, all is
bright? It's so not.

No, not yet.

What do you mean, not yet?

Well...

It's the whole point
of candles at church.

Yes, it's still dark out there,

but the faithful
represent these millions

of points of tiny light.

I mean, yeah, a single candle
might not do much, but, um--

Together, a light is strong.

That's right.

Together, light helps to push
back some of the darkness.

Not just for ourselves,
but for each other too.

Mm.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

Okay, don't stay too long.

Right behind ya.

-Bye.
-Bye.

Your slot is 9:10 PM.

Don't be late, or
you'll lose your chance.

I can make it.

Yeah.

I, uh...

I don't think it's gonna work
out with the bank, Pop.

They wanted too much
in return for the loan.

How much time do we have?

Not much.

I don't know what to do.

That's the problem,
Jack. You never do.

Dad! Dad!

Yes.

I understand.

Please let me know right
away if there's any change.

Thank you.

Hey, Manny.

Hey, any word about your dad?

Doctor said it was a stroke.

Ah, Jack.

They said it's minor,
but they're gonna keep him

there a few days
to run more tests.

He's a tough old guy.
He'll pull through.

Yeah.

Manny, I need a favor.

Can you close up today? I have
an appointment at the bank.

Sure thing, Jack.

The only thing we have left
is Sheriff Thompson's truck.

He'll be here to
pick it up at four.

Probably not smart to
keep the sheriff waiting.

Jack, Jack?

Gabby's water broke.

She needs to go to the
hospital right now.

I'm a dad.

Go, I can finish up.

What about your appointment?

Go. Be with your wife,
and send her my love.

Thank you.

-Baby Noel too.
-I'm a dad.

Judith?

We decided Vegas.

Have to leave early.
Time difference and all.

Did you take care
of the dead weight?

All locked up in the vault.

Never to see the light of day.

Perfect!

Merry Christmas, oh!

See you on Monday.

I never liked her.

Oh, well, look at you.

I'd ask you if you
had a hot date, but

I know you're
dating Bradley, so.

Is there something I
can help you with, Maura?

Yeah, there's someone
here to see you.

Me?

Jack West, the mechanic.

He's one of our high riskers.

Why are the good-looking
ones always broke?

I don't know.

Well, go on. You're
dressed the part.

I've given it some thought,

and I'd like to take advantage
of your loan program.

Excellent.

I'll make an appointment
for Monday and--

Something's come up. I need
to take care of this today.

We don't have time
to properly assess

your situation today.

But...

Monday, first thing.

How long could it take?

I really have to put
this to bed right now.

If you need an answer today,
I'm afraid the answer is no.

Time to lock up.

We were just leaving.

If you could just
give me five minutes,

I'll prove that I'm a safe bet.

Well, Merry Christmas,
you two crazy kids.

Every customer
receives a score, and

yours is just too low.

But I'm more than a number.

-And my father--
-You're not your father, Jack.

Well, I hope you reconsider
and come back on the 26th.

I hope I have that long.

Look, I--.

Do what we want
and nobody gets hurt.

Now, which one of you is
gonna open up the vault?

I'm the bank manager.

This lady's just a customer.

Let her go, and I'll
do whatever you want.

Customer, really?

Then why is she the one with
the keys to the front door?

Are you okay?

What?

Where?

They locked us
inside the vault.

Why?

Punishing us, I suppose.

For what?

For no money in the safe.

Because I couldn't
open the deposit boxes.

Probably for that
Captain America stunt

you pulled out there.

I'm not getting a signal.

It's the lead in the walls.

My phone's dead anyways.

Well, at least one of
us charged their phones.

Why is that? Why do men
never charge their phones?

Probably the same
reason we don't

get locked inside bank vaults.

Don't these things
have some kind of

emergency release lever?

-Not this one.
-Great.

What's that?

Nothing, I just, I
forget to eat sometimes.

What about someone
working over, you know,

the holiday weekend,
I don't know.

A janitor maybe.

You mean like a
Christmas custodian?

A nightwatchman.

A nightwatchman, really?

This is a bank vault, not
a Charles Dickens novel.

No, no one is coming
until after Christmas.

So that's... three days.

-Unless...
-What?

Unless somebody will
notice you're missing

and come looking for you.

You must have someone.

Yes, of course I do. My
soon-to-be fiancee, Bradley.

He's in Dallas right now, but
we're planning on meeting up

at his parents'
house in Cincinnati.

Soon-to-be?

He's asking me to
marry him Christmas Eve.

So, how does that work?

So he asks you in Knoxville if
he can ask you in Cincinnati?

I don't expect
you to understand.

Doesn't matter.

By the time he flies into
Cincy, realizes you're not there

then gets all the way to
here, it's gonna be Christmas.

What about you?
Will anyone miss you?

Don't hold your breath.

What about air? Are we
gonna suffocate in here?

The vault is temperature
controlled, sort of.

Sort of? Are we going to
freeze to death in here?

I don't know, Jack.

I've never spent the
night in here before.

It's a bank vault,
not an Airbnb.

Well, at least you're finally
starting to call me Jack.

That's it?

Aren't women supposed
to carry more than that
in their pocketbooks?

Did you just call
my bag a pocketbook?

We're gonna have to make
this food and water last

until the bank opens on Monday.

What is that?

Oh, shepherd's pie.

You keep shepherd's
pie in your backpack?

It looked better before
I sat on it in the car.

Mm.

-I was in a hurry to get here.
-'Kay.

Okay, men need like what,
four, 5,000 calories

a day to survive.

I will make this work.

Let's do this.

I mean, I don't think women
need nearly that much.

You can have all of this.

You're single, aren't you?

Yeah, how'd you guess?

You've gotta be
kidding with this, right?

- What?

Can't you? Can't
you do something?

Like what?

I don't know.
You're a mechanic.

You work with, like,
tools and stuff, right?

Yeah, none of which I happen
to have on me at this time.

Why can't you
climb in the ceiling?

Haven't you heard? I'm
Captain America, not Spider-Man.

We have to think.

What about Brantley?

Bradley.

And, as you say,

maybe I shouldn't wait on him.

Oh.

What are you doing?

There's got to be
something here of use.

You should really
just try and relax.

Whoa, did you just
tell a woman to relax?

Can't imagine why you're single.

I just can't sit
here and do nothing.

But that's exactly what
you should be doing, nothing.

Well, something tells
me that you might be

better at that than I am.

All you're doing is
burning energy unnecessarily.

Easy for you to say.

You have nothing to
do and nowhere to be.

I have plenty to
do. I run a business.

Mm-hm, into the ground.

Nice.

You know, maybe if you
had something to lose,

like anything to lose, we
wouldn't be in this situation.

What is that supposed to mean?

Mm.

Just say it.

Say what?

You think it's my
fault that we're in here.

Now that you
mention it, it is.

I knew it! I knew
you'd blame me!

Who else?

I'm not the only
one in here, you know!

What? My fault?

Your bank, your
vault, just saying.

Oh-ho-ho-ho.

No, no, you're the
one that barged in

10 minutes before closing.

If you would have
just given me my loan

back when I requested
it in November.

How could you even think
that is a remote possibility?

Because that's what banks
do. They loan people money.

Not to people like you.

People like me?

You are not a safe bet.

You are what's referred
to as a toxic loan.

Mm-hm.

I won't even repeat what
we call people like you.

Ooh, okay.

Okay, I will.

We call people
like you, bankers.

That is literally
what we call ourselves.

Well, out there, it
isn't a compliment!

Oh, stop pretending

you're actually
going to fall asleep.

Watch me.

Yeah, right.

No, seriously, watch me.

I mean, what else
do you have to do?

What time is it?

It's a little after 11.

What's really
going on with you?

It's fine.

No one has to remind
themselves to eat at 11 PM.

I'm hypoglycemic.

Hypo, what does that mean?

It means I have to
watch my blood sugar.

It's no big deal.

Bradley should be noticing
soon that something is wrong.

Who?

Brantley.

Good, maybe he'll send
you a text or something.

Mm-hm.

Tell me about him.

Bradley?

Why?

Because my Netflix
isn't loading.

He's great.

You know.

We got a little
more time to kill.

Is he... fun?

A dancer?

Fly planes, play music?

Very fun.

We laugh
all the time.

-Nice.
-Yeah.

About what?

Many things.

Plenty of things.

Sometimes you can't
stop laughing.

We talk a lot.

Watch movies.

Well, we like
different movies, so,

we watch different movies
next to each other.

He's very focused on
his business, like I am.

Sounds like a real carnival.

I don't feel comfortable
telling you anything else.

I don't even know you.

Here, this is better
than what you're eating.

The ground beef will
spoil by tomorrow.

We should eat it now.

I'm kinda picky
about what I eat.

You're gonna love it.

Mm, mm-mm.

Wow.

I didn't know shepherd's
pie could be this good.

Anything can be that good.

Are you a chef that
became a mechanic?

Just a hobby.

Ooh, man.

You're in the wrong business.

So I've been told.

That's not what I meant.

Seriously, it's very good, Jack.

Thank you.

I'm just really tired.

Yeah, get some rest.

Oh.

When I said I felt trapped
in my job,

I had no idea.

Can we just leave
the other one on?

Yeah, sure.

And here's the thing.

I love my husband, okay,
don't get me wrong.

I had a guy accuse me
of having a bad attitude
about my ring.

Actually, in the club the
other night, he yelled out

from the back of the room,
"Hey, he worked hard!"

He coulda worked harder,
okay, first of all.

I do have a good
attitude about it,

and it's not about
money shaming.

He's got money to
spend, and I just,

I thought it was gonna be on me.

And I was wrong.

Because he spends it, all right.

He spends it on mountain
bikes. That's what he's into.

And these are just
regular bicycles

that cost as much as a used car.

And apparently, you need
a whole bunch of them.

I don't understand why.

All I know is that every
time I go out in the shed

behind our house,

I just see
six better engagement rings

with tires on them.

Good morning.

You look well rested.

Your hair.

Well, your hair
looks great too.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I brushed my teeth
with breath mints too.

At least they're sugar free.

-Actually, they're not.
-Says so right on the box.

Mm-mm, they're
practically all sugar,

but since they weigh
less than half a gram,

the government lets them get
away with saying sugar free.

5:30 in the morning.

Christmas, Eve, Day!

We used to say that
too, when I was a kid.

I'm sorry I said
those things to you.

Which ones?

That you have nowhere to be.

I was just scared, but
that's no reason to--

My dad's in the hospital.

I should be there.

Why didn't you say anything?

What difference
would it have made?

It's not like the door's gonna

magically open
because my dad's sick.

He went in Thursday night.

Stroke.

Jack, I am so sorry.

Anything?

No signal.

Sorry, habit.

And you were right.

There's nothing we can do to
get outta here any sooner.

So,

we should make the best of it,

and save our strength,

conserve our food and water.

Yeah.

Mm-hm.

What?

How do I do that?

Exactly?

Tell me something
about yourself.

It's not like we
don't have time.

Well...

I already told
you about Bradley.

Not that.

I'm talking about
everything up to, "Bradley."

Tell me about that.

I grew up in the suburbs
of Chicago, Orland Park.

No, no, no.

What? You're so picky.

Skip over all that, and
tell me something real,

something that really mattered.

I don't know.

Your dog.

Okay.

I had a beagle.

Actually, it was my
sister Bernie's dog.

Your sister's name is Bernie?

Bernadette.

And she named the dog Mindy.

That's what happens
when a five-year-old
names a family dog.

I see.

Continue.

One day, Bernie's
walking home from school,

and Mindy is just
following behind her.

Let me guess, Mindy
was just a puppy.

Hardly.

She was, like, 15 years old

and knocking on death's door.

Three cats,
a bird and a lizard.

Isn't that
against the law?

The chicken was
against the law.

Mom liked the eggs, so
we hid it in the garage.

You had a garage chicken?

So I climb up onto the
roof, and I'm thinking,

this isn't so bad.

Still seemed like a good idea?

In my defense, all I had
to do was hit the trampoline

in the middle, and I
would land in the pool.

Kids are fearless.

Yeah.

My dad couldn't deal
with my mom getting sick,

so he stayed at the
shop all the time.

And when she died,
he just gave up.

And that's when you took over?

Pretty much.

So, you never went to college?

My life was planned
out the day I was born.

Soon as I could walk,

my dad passed me a wrench.

The family legacy.

And you didn't
have a say in it?

Not really. Not
like normal people.

I mean, you got a degree.

You're making a
life for yourself.

Yeah.

You're doing your own thing.

Thinking for yourself
is overrated.

It's great having someone
around to tell you what to do.

Why am I holding this?

It's garland.

I mean, it's still
Christmas Eve, right?

Yes.

Yes, it is.

We're making the best of it.

What are you doing?

Making the best of it.

Grab a pen and a piece of paper.

You're suggesting we
raid people's most prized

and cherished
possessions and use them

as Christmas decorations?

Yes.

I'm in.

We'll put everything back.

Ooh, vintage watch.

Box 160.

Wait, you said the
bad guys put us in here

because you told them you
couldn't open the boxes.

Well, I wasn't about
to let those creeps

steal people's
precious memories.

So this is your
fault after all?

Ask me what I'm doing.

Okay, what are you doing?

Ignoring you.

Vintage necklace, box 205.

♪ Hark the herald angels sing ♪

♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪

♪ Peace on Earth
and mercy mild ♪

♪ God and sinners reconciled ♪

♪ Joyful all ye nations rise ♪

♪ Join the triumph
of the skies ♪

♪ With angelic hosts proclaim ♪

♪ Christ is born in Bethlehem ♪

♪ Hark the herald angels sing ♪

♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪

♪ Christ by highest
heaven adored ♪

♪ Christ the everlasting Lord ♪

♪ Late in time
behold Him come ♪

♪ Offspring of
a virgin's womb ♪

♪ Veiled in flesh
the Godhead see ♪

♪ Hail the incarnate Deity ♪

♪ Pleased as man
with man to dwell ♪

♪ Jesus, our Emmanuel ♪

♪ Hark the herald angels sing ♪

♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪

I don't think there
was snow in the nativity.

So? I don't think there
were armadillos either.

These
aren't armadillos.

This is a sheep.

That's totally
an armadillo.

Just saying.

Well whatever it
is, it's adorable.

Wait, you're
saying every time?

Every time, every
important moment

in my life has been ruined.

Another one, the day I
got my driver's license,

I was rear-ended.

No, it's not funny. It's
like I'm cursed or something.

Hey, no snooping.

You are supposed to be
looking for something

to help get us outta here.

Oh, look. A blowtorch.

I wish.

I thought you
said no snooping.

Look at this.

It's all stuff
from World War II.

They're love letters.

From a soldier writing
to his sweetheart.

"Dearest Dorothy, we
just landed in Belgium,

and despite their
reputation

for the world's
finest chocolate,

you remain the sweetest thing
I've ever known.

Merry Christmas, from
your one true love,

Hank."

Do you think he ever
made it home to her?

He took their love
across an ocean

and into the war.

And because of that,

they were never
really apart, Jack.

Merry Christmas,
Hank and Dorothy.

That was a text, right?

Yeah, maybe we're
getting outta here

sooner than we thought.

Oh, I got it!

Yes, it's a text!

Do you have a signal?

Well?

No, I don't.

But you have to.

This text is from last night.
It just came through now.

What?

Since you were a no-show,

you lost your spot at the
Punchline Comedy Club.

You're a stand-up comedian?

Yes.

Well, no. I mean,
I could be, have been.

No.

But you must have
a signal or else

the text wouldn't
have come through.

No, there's no signal,
nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Put it back on the
table where it was.

It has to work. We just
have to figure this out.

All right.

So this Brian guy,
I mean, he must notice

you're missing by now, right?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
It'll be all right.

--Listen, there's gotta
be a reason why--

No, he doesn't text much.

I'm the one that
plans everything.

Birthdays, anniversaries.

How long does a person
put up with that?

Well...

Three years.

So stand-up comedian.

I can see that.

You're kinda funny and
like to complain a lot.

Been trying to get onstage
for a few years now, but...

You haven't
actually done it yet?

You're like a
soon-to-be comedian?

I mean, I want to.

But... ugh.

Something always comes up.

I get it.

By the time you get everything
done that you have to do,

there's no time left for
the things you wanna do.

What does Brian think?

It's Bradley! And
you know it's Bradley!

So just call him Bradley!

You haven't told him yet.

Because he'll
just make fun of me.

Your Bradley sounds
like a real prince.

Okay, so tell me a joke.

What? Forget it.

Why not?

Come on, make me laugh
and do your skit.

Jack, that's not how it works.

And please, don't ever
call it a skit ever again.

What do you mean?

We got nothing but time.

I'm not gonna
perform to an audience

of one, let alone you.

What, you've never
practiced at home alone?

Yeah.

Well, I'm just
one more than alone.

What if we never
get out of here?

Don't even say that.

It's a hypothetical.

What if we never see the
other side of that door?

What will you regret
not ever doing?

Your skit, for anyone?

Ever?

I'll be a good
audience. Trust me.

I'm not sure about that.

How would I even...

Right here, this
is your stage.

Come on.

Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a special treat

for you tonight.

By day, she works in a bank
loaning money to people

to make their dreams come true.

And tonight she's here
to live her own dream.

Please welcome Rosalind Dale!

Okay, are you finished?

So, um,

I just found out that a tomato
is technically a fruit.

So I guess that makes
ketchup a smoothie.

Oh, okay.

-I'm done.
-No, wait.

I'm done, Jack.

I get it now. That
was very funny.

A smoothie because, you know.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Are you okay?

I'm dizzy. I need
to eat something.

Here, here, here. Eat this.

-There's not enough for you.
-I'll be fine. Just eat it.

You're shaking.

It'll pass.

I'd kill for a glass of
orange juice right now.

Sugar.

I make a Lucky Charms
cheesecake

that would send you into a coma.

Actually,
it probably would.

I'd feel good for
about a minute,

and then I'd crash pretty hard.

It's about consistency.

We're outta here
in 30 hours or so.

Are you gonna be okay?

Mm-hm.

I'll be fine.

I just need a rest.

Feel better?

For now.

How much time do you
really have before...?

I'm not sure.

I've never really tested
myself like this before.

I'll get really
cranky and moody.

Probably cry a lot.

Can you handle that?

I've dated women before.

What is the one thing

that you'll regret not doing?

You know what I mean.

I'm saying, like--

What I fear most
has already happened.

My father trusted me
with something

he spent his whole
life building.

I just let it slip way.

And yeah, I'm single because
I'm married to the shop.

I guess.

Most women aren't as
understanding as my mom was.

Owning your own business.

Working for yourself.

That's harder than it looks.

Yet that's exactly
what you're doing.

I wanted to be there
for my dad.

But are you happy?

Is that really
one of the choices?

I mean, look at your life.
Who are you to judge?

I just really
wanna get outta here.

I'm starving.

Starting to feel claustrophobic.
Really want a bath.

And the air in here, it's--

It is getting
really stuffy in here.

I wonder if that
thing's working.

Oh.

Hey, it's gonna be okay.

It's already not okay.

Hey, listen to me.

We're gonna get outta here.

Okay, we're gonna laugh about
this one day. I promise.

We will?

Who says I ever
wanna see you again?

See, you're a natural.

Good morning.

And Merry Christmas.

Mm-hm.

Look what Santa brought you.

It's beautiful, Jack.

Thank you, but I didn't
get you anything.

Write me a Christmas
joke someday.

You put away everyone's stuff.

Don't need it anymore.
We're getting outta here soon.

I can feel it.

What are you doing?

I found this in a box of
old Halloween decorations.

An empty bag of M Ms.

Well, it wasn't empty
when I found it.

I thought you weren't
supposed to eat chocolate.

It's not the best, but it's
better than diabetic shock.

I have about an hour
until my pancreas

has a heart attack and I crash.

Okay.

So, if we're gonna get outta
here, we gotta do it now.

Are you sure there
wasn't anything of use

in the safety deposit boxes?

No, mostly paperwork,
wills, that kinda thing.

Okay, I've been
trying to figure out

what the thing is
with my cellphone.

It had to have
reception at some point,

even if it was
just for a second.

That's what I'm thinking.

Okay, so let's just walk
every square foot of this place.

Okay. But we have to hurry.

The sugar rush?

That, and, my
battery's about to die.

Oh, we gotta catch a break.

If I'm gonna save
your life and all,

you have to make me a promise.

Oh, yeah? What's that?

Follow your own dream, not
your father's dream for you.

Is it really that simple?

I didn't think so until
we got locked in here.

I don't know if
this changes anything.

Well, you're not the one
about to go into a coma.

Rosalind, you're
kidding, right?

I haven't been
completely honest with you.

I haven't been onstage because

I chickened out every time
I had the opportunity.

I probably wouldn't
have even gone

to that open mic
on Friday anyway.

I get it.

You stop trying, and then you're

that much more
afraid to try again.

Oh.

Whoa, hey.

I'll finish. You take it easy.

Oh.

My migraines are starting.

What do I do?
What does that mean?

It means, we're
gonna get outta here,

and I'm not gonna
be afraid anymore.

And neither should you.

Oh.

Oh.

There's no signal.

It doesn't make any sense.

No, we might need it later.

You're gonna swallow
those things raw?

Raw. Gonna use
that in my skit.

At least that thing's working.

Hey! I don't think I
should let you fall asleep.

I don't think
you have a choice.

Rosalind, stay with me.

I don't know what to do.

I gotta get outta here, Jack.

Okay.

So yeah, good idea.

When we get outta
here,

we're gonna start
living our dream, right?

Yes.

And don't let this guy Bronson

waste even 10 more
minutes of your life.

If he's not willing
to marry you,

there's tons of guys out there
who'd jump at the chance.

Who's gonna marry me?

Tons of guys.

It's bolted down, Jack.

Jack.

The metal shielding, it's
not as thick in the vent.

-Jack.
-If I can just--

Jack.

Up.

Lift me up.

You sure you can do this, Ros?

I'm sure.

I don't wanna be stuck
in here with you anymore.

Likewise.

All right, let's go.

Okay.

You got this. You got this.

You're good. You're good.

Mm-hm.

Okay, get up on this chair,

and then I'll lift you up
on my shoulder, all right?

-Okay.
-Okay.

You got this, Ros.

Okay, okay.

-Ready?
-Mm-hm.

-Okay.
-All right.

Here, use this to
remove the screws.

Yeah.

That's great. You got this.

Why do I like Brian?

It's Bradley.

But I wanna get married.

Yeah, but you deserve
to be with someone

who wants to marry you back.

Here, now just push
it into the vent.

I'm scared.

No, you got this,
Ros. You got this, Ros.

You're gonna be a huge comedy
star and travel the country.

Millions of adoring fans.

No, no, Ros!

You gotta wake up!

Hey, I don't know what to do.

Come on.

No, no.

Hey, hey, hey.

Come on, come on, no.

Look at me. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Yeah.

Hey, it's gonna be all right.

Hey, you're gonna be okay.

You're gonna be a big star,

travel all over the world, okay?

Hey, I'm gonna quit the shop,

and I'll be your
biggest fan, okay?

You'll see.

It's gonna be all
right, Ros.

I've learned that
it's okay to have faith

in a relationship with
Kevin from accounting.

You know, because before
I dated the bad boys,

and it was fun while it lasted,

but eventually
he'll cheat on you

and that relationship ends.

But what stays is
that matching tattoo.

And then for the
rest of your life,

you have to explain
that Salt Daddy tattoo

to all your future
chiropractors.

But Kevin from
accounting, he's great,

and he's never
gonna get a tattoo.

Not because he thinks
that they're too trashy.

You know, he just thinks
that they're too ouchy.

Thought I'd leave the tree up

a couple extra days
til New Year's.

That'd be fine.

What kinda sandwiches are these?

Toasted ciabatta with
caramelized onions,

arugula and brie.

You got something against
ham and Swiss on rye?

Trying something new.

They almost got
us, huh, Jackie?

They almost got us both.

When I was under, I had a dream

about you and your mother
when you were still a kid.

Dad.

Let an old fool talk.

I dreamed we were all out
fishing on Douglass Lake.

The bass were jumping and...

your mother...

she was just laughing
and squealing

every time we reeled one in.

We just left all the
headaches from the shop behind

and went out there and...

had a blast.

It was good times.

Good times.

Pop?

We never went fishing.

We should have.

Life moves fast.

We feel like we need to keep up,

but moving fast isn't the
same as going somewhere.

Go somewhere, Jack.

Even if it's just fishing.

It's time to try something new.

I'm going to bed.

Good night, Pop.

Good night, son.

♪ Three weeks since you left
your sweater at my place ♪

♪ I'm not complaining
because I'm hoping
it'll stay that way ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Got a million miles
in between us now ♪

♪ I can't get my mind off ♪

♪ O f anything else because ♪

♪ Even when I can't sleep ♪

♪ I've been having ♪

♪ I've been having bad dreams ♪

♪ Worried about
the same things ♪

♪ And even when
I can't sleep, oh ♪

♪ I've been having ♪

♪ I've been having bad dreams ♪

♪ We thought we wanted space ♪

♪ I think I want it still ♪

♪ But now I'm caught up in
something I don't wanna feel ♪

♪ I know I shoulda told you
I'm seeing strange things ♪

♪ But what good would it do? ♪

♪ I've been having bad dreams ♪

♪ Worried about
the same things ♪

♪ And even when
I can't sleep, oh ♪

♪ I've been having ♪

♪ I've been having bad dreams ♪

Are you sure
you want to do this?

I'm sure.

What does
your father say?

You're not gonna believe this,

but it was practically his idea.

I don't know, Jack.

Look at this. What do you see?

It's a...

it's a bad torque
converter turbo

and needs a detent
cable adjustment.

Exactly.

I see a car.

It's in your blood, Manny.

You should own this
garage, not me.

Hello, my darling.

Look, we brought you
something special

since it's your last day

with us.

- I'll miss you.
- Oh, thank you so much.

I picked them out.

And we all chipped
in, expensive.

Hey, come see me
before you leave.

I wanna make sure
your files

are all clear.

Certainly.

You take it, eat them.

Take it, take it.

- Oh, thank you.
- Congratulations!

Thank you!

Thank you so much.

Think about it. It's all here.

If anyone can turn this
place around, it's you.

And what are you going
to do with yourself

if you're not here
running the shop?

I've got an idea, but

I just don't know if
I can swing it yet.

But selling the business
to you is the first step.

You're different.
You've changed.

Yeah.

Maybe.

What happened in there, Jack,

when you were locked
up with that lady?

I think

she helped me find my shoes.

She must be one special lady.

Yeah.

She is.

Jack, you need
to call that girl.

No, it's not like that.

She was supposed to get
engaged on Christmas Eve

so, you know.

Jack, until she's married,
she ain't married.

She's probably planning
her honeymoon by now.

It's an old saying.

Boyfriends are not stop signs.

They are roadblocks
to go around.

I'm not sure
I know what you mean.

I mean, you need
to call that girl.

I'm gonna miss you, girl.

Oh.

I'll miss you too.

Well, feels like
you're breaking free

from more than just that vault.

I think I am, Maura.

Not sure where I go
from here, though.

I got you something,
just from me.

Maura, no, you shouldn't have.

The bank told everybody
with a safety deposit box

to make sure nothing
went missing.

I guess it's an insurance thing.

You have a box in the vault?

Everything was right
where I left it, of course.

But as I was going through
it all, I came across this.

And it made me think of you.

Aw.

It was my grandfather
Hank's during the war.

He always carried it with
him so that he could find

his way back to my
grandmother, his one true love.

Dorothy.

So, tonight is the big night

when Bradley pops the question.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's the plan.

Mm-hm.

That guy you were locked in
the vault with, the mechanic.

-Jack.
-Yeah.

I saw the way he was looking
at you Christmas morning

when those EMTs carried
you out of here.

Oh, really?

How was that?

Like he could have been locked

in that vault with you
until next Christmas.

We barely know each other.

He was just looking out for me.

Oh, well, I hope one
day I can find a man

who looks out for me like that.

What's cooking?

Just some stuff for us
to munch on

when the ball drops tonight.

Jackie, I don't know

if I could make it that late.

But you should go
out, have some fun.

Where am I gonna go, Pop?

Your age, you don't
need a place. You just go.

Why would they
serve Brussels sprouts?

Literally, no one
likes Brussels sprouts.

Actually, it's
Brussel sprouts.

The S is silent.

I don't think that's true.

Who says, ew, I hate
Brussel sprouts?

Yeah,
they were invented

by some guy named Brussels.

They're his sprouts.

Um, Bradley.

We have to talk.

Okay.

Kinda thought you'd be
dressed different, you know.

Special announcement and all.

I can't.

-I just--
-Sure you can, LB.

You're just having PTSD
from the bank vault.

No, that's not--

Excuse me. Everyone, everyone.

I have a special
announcement to make.

One that I should have
made on Christmas Eve,

but Rosalind here got herself
locked in a bank vault.

But we won't hold
that against her.

So, Rosalind Dale,

I'd like to formally ask you,

in front of our friends
and business associates,

to join me

in a ground floor
opportunity with Scree Tech.

The Dallas company.

They've offered us
both positions on the
board of their IPO.

Unless you wanna stay at the
bank for the rest of your life.

LB?

No, no, it's perfect.

What you said

is actually the most perfect
thing you could have said.

I have to go.

Yes, I...

have to leave.

Right now.

And I can.

I can, uh...

just go.

I can just go.

One short hour away
till the new year,

and you can feel the
excitement in the air,

as a record crowd has gathered
here in Market Square.

I remember it was a cold
New Year's Eve night,

a girlfriend of mine
who later became my wife

was sporting a nice
leather jacket.

And she was from Texas,
and I thought, wow,

maybe she rides a motorcycle.

Turned out, she did ride
a motorcycle...

So, Miss Dale, what are your
plans for the coming new year?

Well, as you know, my
managers recently negotiated

my way out of a very
restrictive contract.

It just wasn't a great fit.

So I'm definitely
looking forward

to having a little me time.

Hm.

Financial decision to improve

and get outta debt
this upcoming year.

You never know.

Gathered on New Year's
Eve on Market Square,

brought to you by our good
friends at Boyd's Electric.

Just over a minute away now.
You can feel the excitement.

Are you excited? We're almost--

Go away, Bradley.

There's nothing left to say.

I told you that I
don't wanna talk.

Jack.

Just hear me out.

What are you, uh,
what are you doing here?

You can't marry that
guy Brian, Brandon.

Bradley.

Him either. He's not
right for you, Ros.

Jack, can you just
give me a minute here?

That guy dated
you for three years

and he never realized
how lucky he was.

Please, please,
just stop talking.

I know you for
three days and...

Okay, okay,
that'll have to do.

I don't need a minute
more to realize that,

that I'm in love with you.

Now, what were you saying?

Happy new year!

I'm saying that I love
you and I don't wanna

spend another day
apart from you.

That works.

You're always catching me, Jack.

Always.

So, it's about
to be Christmas.

Are you ready?

Why do we ask that?

Are you ready?

Like we have a choice.

Um, excuse me,

who do I talk to
about postponing Christmas?

I haven't gotten all my
shopping done and I'm out

of transparent tape, but
I should be good to go

mid to late February.

Soonest.

Exactly this time last year,

I was locked in a bank vault

with a man I had just met.

Mm-hm, true story.

Oh, don't get me wrong,
we're married now, yeah.

That's the obvious next step.

Nothing says love like a
life-or-death situation.

I mean, we had to get married.

How do you top locked in
a vault on a first date?

How do you do that?

Putt-putt golf?

Split a couple of tacos,

ask each other how
many siblings you have?

No.

Valentine's Day is supposed
to be the time for love.

But, I think it's Christmas.

At the end of the day,

love is what Christmas
is all about.

So, yeah,

it comes whether we're
ready for it or not.

It's almost time.

I don't
know if we're ready.

You can do this.

Me?

I was talking about
you, lightweight.

-Oh yeah?
-Mm-hm.

We'll see.

Mac and cheese
burritos are up.

What can I get you?

A big ole