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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,927 --> 00:00:16,406 This is so not how I expected you to be. 2 00:00:16,603 --> 00:00:18,082 What on earth are you wearing? 3 00:00:18,546 --> 00:00:20,812 Audrey Hepburn, she's older than me! 4 00:00:20,837 --> 00:00:23,876 It's my screen persona, silly child. Just leave it. 5 00:00:24,060 --> 00:00:26,984 So it's OK to have a silly child like me in real life, 6 00:00:27,009 --> 00:00:29,062 but in la-la land it makes you look ridiculous! 7 00:00:29,087 --> 00:00:30,312 When did you get to be so insolent? 8 00:00:30,337 --> 00:00:32,242 When did you get to be such a jerk! 9 00:00:32,267 --> 00:00:34,875 Everything is a confrontation with you. 10 00:00:34,941 --> 00:00:35,980 I'm done. 11 00:00:36,005 --> 00:00:38,164 - She left me. - The cheek of it! 12 00:00:38,196 --> 00:00:40,635 Why don't you come over here and live with me? 13 00:00:40,660 --> 00:00:43,059 DYAN: I want a husband and children. 14 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:45,617 But life doesn't make any sense without you. 15 00:00:45,642 --> 00:00:46,681 SHE LAUGHS 16 00:00:46,777 --> 00:00:48,576 - No! - What are you saying? 17 00:00:48,608 --> 00:00:49,632 - Yes. - Yes? 18 00:00:49,657 --> 00:00:52,279 Tell him he's making the biggest mistake of his life! 19 00:00:52,304 --> 00:00:54,184 - I have something for you. - OK. 20 00:00:56,811 --> 00:00:58,531 You're gonna be a father. 21 00:01:38,789 --> 00:01:41,228 You asked her to marry you? Why? 22 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:44,267 Because I love her. I don't want to lose her. 23 00:01:44,292 --> 00:01:47,452 - A very different thing. - Yeah. 24 00:01:49,164 --> 00:01:51,444 So, let's get into that today. 25 00:01:55,476 --> 00:01:57,476 What is it that's worrying you? 26 00:01:58,821 --> 00:02:01,530 Well, that I'm not supposed to be her husband 27 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,475 and I'll be a terrible father. 28 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,026 Is that it? 29 00:02:13,245 --> 00:02:16,218 That I'm making a terrible mistake. 30 00:02:16,984 --> 00:02:19,117 WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: 'Could you take your glasses off, please, Cary?' 31 00:02:19,142 --> 00:02:21,203 I just wanna see what you look like. 32 00:02:21,966 --> 00:02:24,273 There. Anything else you'd like me to take off? 33 00:02:24,298 --> 00:02:25,778 LAUGHTER 34 00:02:28,668 --> 00:02:30,406 Why d'you marry Dyan Cannon? 35 00:02:31,006 --> 00:02:34,687 Yeah. Why did you marry Dyan Cannon? 36 00:02:38,716 --> 00:02:40,375 MAN: 'Do you love her?' 37 00:02:45,574 --> 00:02:47,294 'I'm over here, Cary!' 38 00:02:52,198 --> 00:02:53,640 Well, who wouldn't... 39 00:02:54,176 --> 00:02:56,056 want to marry Dyan Cannon? 40 00:02:58,451 --> 00:03:00,241 MAN: She was so much younger than you? 41 00:03:04,531 --> 00:03:07,330 I'd just like to state for the record that, 42 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:10,595 with all my wives, I only married for one reason. 43 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,031 Because I love her, Mother. 44 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:20,539 Oh, don't be so ridiculous! 45 00:03:20,564 --> 00:03:22,243 She's a hustler! 46 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:25,500 She just wants to use you as a leg up for her career. 47 00:03:26,544 --> 00:03:28,320 Is that all you have to say? Honestly? 48 00:03:28,345 --> 00:03:31,320 No, no congratulations, no good luck? 49 00:03:31,359 --> 00:03:32,998 'Do you wish me well at all?' 50 00:03:33,023 --> 00:03:35,662 Well, it's because of you that I'm saying this! 51 00:03:35,687 --> 00:03:37,806 Why did you ring me today? 52 00:03:37,831 --> 00:03:39,590 Because you obviously wanted my approval. 53 00:03:39,615 --> 00:03:41,214 Well, I'm sorry, I can't give you that. 54 00:03:41,239 --> 00:03:43,125 'All I can give you is the truth.' 55 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:44,421 Well, thank you so much. 56 00:03:44,446 --> 00:03:46,685 Any more pearls of wisdom to drop on me? 57 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:49,015 'You were gonna come and live with me, Archie! 58 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,033 'Why are you going off with her, Archie?' 59 00:03:51,058 --> 00:03:52,137 Mum... 60 00:03:52,214 --> 00:03:55,070 You know she'll make you unhappy, you know that. 61 00:03:55,095 --> 00:03:58,334 I can make you happy. You know I've waited all these years. 62 00:03:58,430 --> 00:04:03,076 I can smell a rat. Why are you so easily duped? 63 00:04:03,101 --> 00:04:05,260 'And don't tell me you love her! You...' 64 00:04:05,285 --> 00:04:09,244 Well, I have to go to work now, so you keep well, Mother. 65 00:04:09,269 --> 00:04:10,548 OK? 66 00:04:10,573 --> 00:04:12,653 - 'And she doesn't love you...' - Bye-bye. 67 00:04:21,076 --> 00:04:22,756 I think I might have done it... 68 00:04:24,148 --> 00:04:25,908 ..to spite my mother. 69 00:04:27,937 --> 00:04:29,576 MENDELSSOHN'S WEDDING MARCH PLAYS 70 00:04:31,147 --> 00:04:33,507 Will you love him and honour him? 71 00:04:34,344 --> 00:04:37,383 Will you cherish him and obey him? 72 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:39,015 I will. 73 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,898 This marriage ring seals the vows of marriage 74 00:04:43,923 --> 00:04:47,046 and represents eternal and everlasting love. 75 00:04:47,547 --> 00:04:50,666 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 76 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,554 You may kiss the bride. 77 00:05:02,732 --> 00:05:04,612 I loved Dyan Cannon... 78 00:05:06,708 --> 00:05:08,468 ..as best I knew how. 79 00:05:39,147 --> 00:05:40,381 We've been over this, darling. 80 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:42,605 A natural birth's best for the baby and you. 81 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:44,071 SHE MOANS 82 00:05:44,096 --> 00:05:46,415 I know... I know you're in pain. 83 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:49,199 - You're full of shit, Cary! - Absolutely. 84 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:51,742 Don't give her any drugs, whatever she asks for, OK? 85 00:05:51,767 --> 00:05:53,730 - Give me drugs! Give me LSD! - Keep pushing. 86 00:05:53,755 --> 00:05:55,834 - Keep pushing, honey. - Give me anything! 87 00:05:55,859 --> 00:05:56,938 SHE GROANS 88 00:05:56,963 --> 00:05:58,750 Come on! DYAN EXHALES 89 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,046 Just push one last time! DYAN GROANS 90 00:06:01,071 --> 00:06:03,070 There it is! SHE SCREAMS 91 00:06:03,095 --> 00:06:06,974 MIDWIFE: I can see the head! That's it. Keep pushing. 92 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:08,367 DYAN SCREAMS Beautiful. 93 00:06:08,392 --> 00:06:09,828 BABY CRIES 94 00:06:24,364 --> 00:06:26,603 OK, OK Shh! Boys, very quickly. 95 00:06:26,955 --> 00:06:30,148 My daughter, Jennifer... Her name. 96 00:06:30,401 --> 00:06:32,687 ..is the most beautiful baby in the world. 97 00:06:32,712 --> 00:06:37,164 And, uh, she is by far my best production. 98 00:06:38,281 --> 00:06:39,835 All right, thank you for your interest 99 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:41,699 and please go back to your own families. 100 00:06:42,222 --> 00:06:45,234 - Mr Grant! Mr Grant! - That's all, boys! 101 00:06:51,022 --> 00:06:52,821 Shh, shh, shh! 102 00:06:52,931 --> 00:06:56,090 It's just you and me now, hey? 103 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:57,595 Just you and me. 104 00:07:14,023 --> 00:07:17,835 This is the moment I've been waiting for my whole life. 105 00:07:18,579 --> 00:07:19,819 Thank you. 106 00:07:21,686 --> 00:07:23,382 - There we go! - Thank you. 107 00:07:23,407 --> 00:07:25,526 - Jennifer, meet Mae. - Look at her! 108 00:07:25,551 --> 00:07:27,150 She's perfect! 109 00:07:27,532 --> 00:07:29,051 She's all right. 110 00:07:29,076 --> 00:07:30,351 Oh, wow! 111 00:07:30,861 --> 00:07:31,941 Hi! 112 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:34,804 It's pretty astounding, isn't it, love? 113 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:38,988 We've had cards and flowers, and telegrams from all over the world. 114 00:07:39,013 --> 00:07:42,085 "Many congratulations from Robert and Ethel Kennedy." 115 00:07:42,110 --> 00:07:44,309 How about that? People have been so kind. 116 00:07:44,555 --> 00:07:47,906 "Clever old you, from Hitch and Alma." 117 00:07:47,931 --> 00:07:50,170 I had a little something to do with it. 118 00:07:50,195 --> 00:07:52,039 You had a lot to do with it. Didn't she? 119 00:07:52,064 --> 00:07:53,623 Mummy was amazing! 120 00:07:53,670 --> 00:07:55,309 This is our lovely house. 121 00:07:55,334 --> 00:07:58,053 I need energy. I need chocolate. 122 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,414 I need cookies! 123 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:02,317 Oh, no, no, no! None of that nonsense any more! 124 00:08:02,723 --> 00:08:04,802 Mummy needs vegetables, doesn't she? 125 00:08:04,827 --> 00:08:06,703 Mummy needs proteins and vitamins. 126 00:08:06,728 --> 00:08:08,967 Mae, can you knock her up a chicken salad, please? 127 00:08:08,992 --> 00:08:10,711 - Right away! - Oh, hey! 128 00:08:10,819 --> 00:08:12,778 I haven't seen Bangs yet. 129 00:08:12,803 --> 00:08:14,122 Hey, Bangs! 130 00:08:14,147 --> 00:08:16,125 - Sunshine out the window. - Meet your new playmate! 131 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:18,030 There's a swimming pool out there, yes. 132 00:08:21,317 --> 00:08:22,997 Mae, where's Bangs? 133 00:08:27,405 --> 00:08:28,757 Cary, where's my dog? 134 00:08:30,728 --> 00:08:32,367 I found her a new home. 135 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,099 It turns out in addition to the hygiene issues, 136 00:08:35,124 --> 00:08:38,171 animals can experience extreme jealousy around newborns. 137 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,695 Cary, where's my dog? Wherever she is, go and get her back. 138 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,399 - I won't be doing that. - Cary, go... 139 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:46,765 Cary, go and get her back. She's never hurt anyone! 140 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:49,575 They can have profound personality changes. 141 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,882 You never know. 142 00:08:51,587 --> 00:08:53,015 Oh, my God, what have you done? 143 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,359 Let's not do this, not today of all days, eh? 144 00:08:55,384 --> 00:08:57,092 Let's start how we mean to go on. 145 00:08:57,117 --> 00:08:58,992 Parents shouldn't argue in front of their children. 146 00:08:59,017 --> 00:09:00,156 BABY CRIES Look, you've upset her! 147 00:09:00,181 --> 00:09:02,339 Cary, you've got rid of my dog without asking me. 148 00:09:02,674 --> 00:09:04,413 I'm doing what's best for Jennifer, darling. 149 00:09:04,438 --> 00:09:07,402 Don't "darling" me, because anybody who ever cared about me 150 00:09:07,427 --> 00:09:09,546 could never do that to me! 151 00:09:09,571 --> 00:09:11,690 Cary, you... SHE INHALES SHARPLY 152 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:14,078 You had no right! 153 00:09:15,603 --> 00:09:18,923 I hate you! 154 00:09:33,835 --> 00:09:36,312 Oh... Oh, babe. 155 00:09:43,328 --> 00:09:46,568 Ah-ha! Hello, Mother! Ha-ha! 156 00:09:49,269 --> 00:09:51,348 Or should I say, Grandmother! 157 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,867 Say hello to your granddaughter. 158 00:09:53,892 --> 00:09:55,612 - Hey. - Hi, Elsie. 159 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:58,961 Would you like to hold her? 160 00:10:01,847 --> 00:10:03,437 Come on, don't be shy! 161 00:10:04,399 --> 00:10:05,838 Here we go. 162 00:10:05,987 --> 00:10:07,267 BABY BABBLES 163 00:10:11,147 --> 00:10:13,106 There we are. 164 00:10:13,475 --> 00:10:15,314 Her name's Jennifer. 165 00:10:15,339 --> 00:10:17,531 Has she got a middle name? 166 00:10:17,579 --> 00:10:18,858 No, we haven't given her one. 167 00:10:18,883 --> 00:10:20,109 She'll choose one when she's older. 168 00:10:20,134 --> 00:10:22,156 Maybe she'll choose her mum's name. 169 00:10:22,865 --> 00:10:26,148 Betsy, that'll be lovely for you. 170 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:33,918 I hope you're as good a dad as your father was to you, Archie. 171 00:10:37,354 --> 00:10:39,833 Elias was a wonderful man. 172 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:44,550 He was devoted to the boys and me. We had a very happy family. 173 00:10:45,672 --> 00:10:48,308 I'm glad you have so many happy memories. 174 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:49,733 I do. 175 00:10:56,597 --> 00:11:00,145 Don't you let her out of your sight, not for one minute. 176 00:11:06,011 --> 00:11:07,746 You take her back. 177 00:11:07,771 --> 00:11:08,934 Is everything OK? 178 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,379 I just don't want to get too attached. 179 00:11:18,735 --> 00:11:21,174 Very good. You're a good girl. 180 00:11:21,199 --> 00:11:23,118 HE HUMS HAPPILY 181 00:11:23,314 --> 00:11:25,387 - Sorry, sorry, sorry! - That's OK. 182 00:11:25,412 --> 00:11:27,611 We've been having a rich old time, haven't we? 183 00:11:27,819 --> 00:11:29,858 Who was the cable from? 184 00:11:29,909 --> 00:11:31,730 - United Artists. - Mm-hm. 185 00:11:31,755 --> 00:11:33,426 I managed to get through to David Swift. 186 00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:36,445 He's offering me the lead role in How To Succeed In Business. 187 00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:38,029 Cary, he said I wasn't just his, 188 00:11:38,054 --> 00:11:39,816 but everybody's first choice for the part. 189 00:11:39,841 --> 00:11:41,895 And he said I own this role! 190 00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:46,942 What are you thinking? 191 00:11:49,765 --> 00:11:52,164 I think you're not thinking straight. 192 00:11:52,313 --> 00:11:54,910 How can a mother even contemplate being away 193 00:11:54,935 --> 00:11:56,614 for weeks or months on a movie set 194 00:11:56,639 --> 00:11:58,679 when there's a baby girl depending on her? 195 00:11:59,663 --> 00:12:02,668 Cary, we have a lot of friends that balance children 196 00:12:02,693 --> 00:12:04,492 and their careers very successfully. 197 00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:07,105 Yeah, what other people do doesn't concern me. 198 00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:10,220 You want me to tell them I can't take the role? 199 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:14,488 You wanted to be married, have a family. 200 00:12:14,513 --> 00:12:16,457 Well, now you have those things. 201 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:19,232 I... 202 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,959 I can do both. You do it. 203 00:12:22,984 --> 00:12:24,624 Don't be ridiculous! 204 00:12:28,496 --> 00:12:31,387 We have something special here, dear child. 205 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,343 Let's not mess it up. 206 00:12:36,428 --> 00:12:38,065 Anybody know the movie? 207 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,473 AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Father Goose! - Thank you. 208 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,857 You must be the two who bought a ticket. 209 00:12:42,882 --> 00:12:44,681 Yes. 210 00:12:44,706 --> 00:12:47,848 Father Goose, the first film I did after Jennifer was born. 211 00:12:47,873 --> 00:12:50,512 I grew whiskers, I played a drunken bum. 212 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,730 I had a great time. Good stuff. 213 00:12:53,185 --> 00:12:56,917 But I was away for three months with a newborn baby. 214 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,191 Shouldn't have gone. 215 00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:03,300 Bad timing. 216 00:13:30,496 --> 00:13:32,375 Hi. I missed you. 217 00:13:32,643 --> 00:13:34,122 BABY CRIES 218 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,786 Oh, dear. 219 00:13:35,842 --> 00:13:37,241 I'll go. 220 00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:39,946 CRYING CONTINUES 221 00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:49,009 Daddy's here, Daddy's... 222 00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:51,892 Oh, my God, look at the size of you, you're enormous! 223 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:53,676 I love you so much. 224 00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:56,020 There you go. I've got you. That's better. 225 00:13:56,045 --> 00:13:58,204 There you go. Daddy loves you. 226 00:13:58,229 --> 00:13:59,826 Shall we do this later? You have Stanley coming over. 227 00:13:59,851 --> 00:14:02,637 Yeah, but I've got a few minutes. 228 00:14:02,721 --> 00:14:04,145 It's been a long time since we've done it. 229 00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:06,293 It's good to get back into old habits, don't you think? 230 00:14:06,373 --> 00:14:09,133 Wait, my cuttings. And I just need to get a glass of water. 231 00:14:09,158 --> 00:14:12,837 Oh, Dyan? Make sure you tighten the faucet properly, darling, 232 00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:14,141 so it doesn't drip. 233 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,325 So, what's caught your eye in this week's news? 234 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:17,870 Just a minute! 235 00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:23,519 There was one I thought that we could talk about. 236 00:14:23,544 --> 00:14:24,864 Where is it? 237 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,355 - Here it is. - I'm listening. 238 00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:31,328 About Vietnam. 239 00:14:31,516 --> 00:14:34,949 "Eisenhower supports Nixon's criticisms of President Johnson." 240 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:38,253 Yes, sounds very interesting. Go on. 241 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:41,543 They criticise him for his hesitation, 242 00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:44,582 indecision and... and his timidity. 243 00:14:44,982 --> 00:14:46,662 And what do you think? 244 00:14:47,942 --> 00:14:49,662 Well, they're wrong. 245 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,599 Why? 246 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,816 Well, we already have too many soldiers over there 247 00:14:55,841 --> 00:14:57,520 and Nixon wants to increase the draft. 248 00:14:57,545 --> 00:14:59,215 The public won't stand for it. 249 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:02,256 Well, I completely disagree. Now is the time to be decisive. 250 00:15:02,281 --> 00:15:04,434 If we can overwhelm the North Vietnamese forces, 251 00:15:04,459 --> 00:15:06,219 we can have all the boys home for Christmas. 252 00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:10,805 I always seem to get it wrong, don't I? 253 00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:13,549 No, darling, there is no right or wrong. 254 00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:15,218 It's a discussion. 255 00:15:15,298 --> 00:15:16,497 DOORBELL RINGS 256 00:15:16,522 --> 00:15:17,682 Oh, there's Stanley. 257 00:15:19,108 --> 00:15:21,427 You're doing great. It's fun, isn't it? 258 00:15:21,452 --> 00:15:23,292 We'll carry on later. 259 00:15:44,732 --> 00:15:46,973 TV BLARES 260 00:15:58,105 --> 00:15:59,999 Oh, there you are. I was looking... 261 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,040 Are you eating one of my Picnic bars? 262 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,676 For fuck's sake, Dyan! 263 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,082 TELEPHONE RECEIVER CLANGS 264 00:16:09,107 --> 00:16:10,460 I had them specially sent from England. 265 00:16:10,485 --> 00:16:12,365 They are incredibly hard to get hold of. 266 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:16,327 Sorry. 267 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,188 DOOR SLAMS 268 00:16:29,893 --> 00:16:31,738 SHE KNOCKS Come in. 269 00:16:34,584 --> 00:16:35,784 Thank you. 270 00:16:41,865 --> 00:16:43,664 - Thank you, Mae. - No problem. 271 00:16:43,845 --> 00:16:45,444 TV BLARES 272 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:46,824 SHE SIGHS 273 00:16:48,477 --> 00:16:50,488 Oh, I'm... I haven't finished yet. 274 00:16:50,513 --> 00:16:52,152 - Okay. - Thanks. 275 00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:56,838 OK. "Thank you so much 276 00:16:56,863 --> 00:16:59,239 "for the lovely cardigan for Jennifer," comma, 277 00:16:59,493 --> 00:17:02,293 "made all the more special because you knitted it yourself," full stop. 278 00:17:04,306 --> 00:17:05,865 "Its my favourite colour 279 00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:09,009 "and it looks gorgeous on her," full stop, new line. 280 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,906 "Sending best wishes," comma, 281 00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:13,610 "Dyan," comma, "Cary and Jennifer," full stop. 282 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,375 Much better. 283 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:19,625 It's my favourite colour. Missing an apostrophe. 284 00:17:20,928 --> 00:17:22,767 And "gorgeous" is... 285 00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:27,050 a strange adjective for an object, it's slightly bland. 286 00:17:31,658 --> 00:17:33,657 Ah, hello, ladies! 287 00:17:33,682 --> 00:17:35,281 I'm home... 288 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,507 from the coalface. Dyan? 289 00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:40,709 Dyan? 290 00:17:42,454 --> 00:17:43,720 Mae? 291 00:17:46,087 --> 00:17:47,549 Mae? 292 00:17:48,823 --> 00:17:50,494 Where's Dyan and Jennifer? 293 00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:53,476 I'm sorry, Mr Grant. 294 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,240 Sorry about what? 295 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,762 I haven't slept more than an hour. 296 00:18:45,787 --> 00:18:48,067 Haven't eaten in two days. 297 00:18:48,908 --> 00:18:50,747 I'll go and see her. 298 00:18:50,787 --> 00:18:52,947 I'll get her to agree to meet you. 299 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,384 It's gone, Stanley. 300 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,517 My whole life has gone. 301 00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:03,642 My whole... 302 00:19:04,554 --> 00:19:06,274 fucking life just... 303 00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:10,759 ..just gone. Destroyed it all. 304 00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:13,210 Like I always do. 305 00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:21,665 Hi, Mr Grant. 306 00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:22,939 - Nice to see you. - I'll show you in. 307 00:19:22,964 --> 00:19:24,003 Thank you. 308 00:19:24,688 --> 00:19:26,607 CARY CLEARS HIS THROAT 309 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,197 Thank you very much. 310 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,275 Hi. 311 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,220 Hi. 312 00:19:34,546 --> 00:19:37,345 - How are you? How's Jennifer? - She's fine. 313 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,463 I have to see her, Dyan. I... I need to see her. 314 00:19:42,488 --> 00:19:44,158 You can come over tomorrow. 315 00:19:45,365 --> 00:19:46,713 I'll go for a walk. 316 00:19:48,035 --> 00:19:49,995 What, you can't be there too? 317 00:19:53,865 --> 00:19:56,319 God, you look beautiful. 318 00:19:57,603 --> 00:19:58,850 Really. 319 00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,000 Motherhood suits you. 320 00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:03,837 Thank you. 321 00:20:08,406 --> 00:20:11,030 Cary, you're always saying that I need to change and... 322 00:20:11,055 --> 00:20:14,454 Well, we all do. I mean, be open to change. 323 00:20:15,188 --> 00:20:18,627 You say that a lot and I have tried to change a lot. 324 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,891 But what about you? Do you think you need to change? 325 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,400 Well, I... 326 00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:25,178 Yes, I do. I think I... 327 00:20:25,203 --> 00:20:28,043 - I think I am. I think I have. - How? 328 00:20:29,594 --> 00:20:32,713 For years I... I wore a mask of my own making, 329 00:20:32,738 --> 00:20:35,777 and now, with you and Jennifer, I feel like I... 330 00:20:36,121 --> 00:20:39,257 I can... Well, we... we can breathe together and we can! 331 00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:42,124 I never had any trouble breathing before I met you, Cary. 332 00:20:46,158 --> 00:20:48,179 I guess I asked for that. Not now. 333 00:20:50,532 --> 00:20:54,069 Look, I was thinking that maybe it's... 334 00:20:54,849 --> 00:20:58,554 ..you know, high time we made a movie together, don't you think? 335 00:20:59,618 --> 00:21:02,856 I have a perfect script for us. It's called The Old Man And Me. 336 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,124 A young American woman comes to London to conquer the arts scene. 337 00:21:06,149 --> 00:21:08,749 I don't need a role in one of your movies, Cary. 338 00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:12,298 I don't have another divorce in me, Dyan. 339 00:21:12,323 --> 00:21:14,015 Please. 340 00:21:14,537 --> 00:21:18,233 We could just start over, you know? 341 00:21:18,258 --> 00:21:20,818 I just want my family back together again. 342 00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:24,827 Do you love me? 343 00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:27,007 - Don't be silly. - Stop, just... 344 00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:31,327 Cary, right here, right now... 345 00:21:31,797 --> 00:21:33,876 do you love me? 346 00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:37,381 Me, just as I am right now? 347 00:21:52,198 --> 00:21:54,238 Thank you for being honest with me. 348 00:22:29,210 --> 00:22:32,319 We're delighted to have you here, Cary, truly we are. 349 00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:35,522 Well, it's very nice of you, but I'm sure the last thing you need 350 00:22:35,547 --> 00:22:38,426 is a miserable big cuckoo descended on your happy home. 351 00:22:38,451 --> 00:22:40,290 Stanley told me he didn't like the idea 352 00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:41,954 of you being on your own right now 353 00:22:41,979 --> 00:22:43,978 and I completely agree with him. 354 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,093 You're welcome to stay as long as you want. 355 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,890 Thank you both very much. I'll... 356 00:22:49,915 --> 00:22:52,315 I'll try and stay out of your way as much as I can. 357 00:22:56,326 --> 00:22:58,525 I haven't seen Jennifer for two weeks now. 358 00:22:58,550 --> 00:23:02,077 - It's driving me crazy. - What's Dyan saying? 359 00:23:03,055 --> 00:23:06,054 Nothing. I call her every day, multiple times. 360 00:23:06,258 --> 00:23:08,297 She won't even pick up the telephone. 361 00:23:08,329 --> 00:23:11,408 Not seeing my daughter's like having a leg removed. 362 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:14,460 I don't see why she'd be used as a weapon against me. 363 00:23:14,485 --> 00:23:17,485 And don't fold the collar in half, it's shaped. 364 00:23:25,262 --> 00:23:26,341 RINGING TONE 365 00:23:26,366 --> 00:23:27,965 Hello, is Dyan there, please? 366 00:23:28,059 --> 00:23:29,522 WOMAN: 'Not right now.' 367 00:23:29,547 --> 00:23:30,547 SHE HANGS UP 368 00:23:30,719 --> 00:23:32,437 Hello? LINE BEEPS 369 00:23:32,563 --> 00:23:34,322 Yes, can I speak to Dyan, please? 370 00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:35,466 PERSON HANGS UP 371 00:23:35,491 --> 00:23:36,971 NO CONNECTION TONE 372 00:23:42,604 --> 00:23:43,999 Have you finished? 373 00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:46,179 If you're not going to eat it, I will. 374 00:23:52,239 --> 00:23:55,119 Waste not want not, remember? 375 00:24:00,865 --> 00:24:02,444 No, well, she... 376 00:24:02,847 --> 00:24:04,447 I understand. 377 00:24:05,339 --> 00:24:06,538 Yeah. Dyan. PERSON HANGS UP 378 00:24:06,563 --> 00:24:08,203 Because she's my wife! 379 00:24:10,789 --> 00:24:13,108 Stickiness in the air, don't you think? 380 00:24:13,133 --> 00:24:14,372 CARY: Damn! 381 00:24:14,397 --> 00:24:15,694 Is that...? 382 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,839 What's it like having a movie star for a house guest? 383 00:24:20,122 --> 00:24:21,647 Well, it's... 384 00:24:21,672 --> 00:24:23,631 - Mary, I... - Oh, oh, Cary! 385 00:24:23,656 --> 00:24:26,339 This is my friend, Lucy Cartwright. 386 00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:28,924 Pleased to make your acquaintance, Lucy Cartwright. 387 00:24:32,069 --> 00:24:33,468 How do you do? 388 00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:36,481 I was in your pantry and you've got seven jars of mustard 389 00:24:36,506 --> 00:24:38,185 in various stages of usage. 390 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:41,209 Oh, thank you, Cary. I'll get on to that this afternoon. 391 00:24:41,234 --> 00:24:43,257 I've consolidated them into one and washed the others. 392 00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:44,897 Don't throw them away, they're useful. 393 00:24:44,922 --> 00:24:46,681 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 394 00:24:47,179 --> 00:24:48,978 I'll get to start on the ketchups. 395 00:24:49,003 --> 00:24:50,283 Thank you. 396 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:58,513 That's what it's like. 397 00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:01,108 'Can you see 'em, Jed? I've lost my glasses.' 398 00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,813 THEY CHUCKLE 399 00:25:03,904 --> 00:25:05,664 TELEPHONE RINGS 400 00:25:08,378 --> 00:25:09,616 Fox residence. 401 00:25:10,922 --> 00:25:13,522 Cary, it's for you. WHISPERS: It's Dyan. 402 00:25:16,576 --> 00:25:18,015 Yes? 403 00:25:18,594 --> 00:25:21,313 Yes. No, no, no, I was... We were just... 404 00:25:21,338 --> 00:25:22,686 OK. 405 00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:24,860 OK, yeah. No, that's fine. 406 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:26,944 Well... 407 00:25:27,183 --> 00:25:29,102 Well, certainly I can. 408 00:25:29,242 --> 00:25:31,569 Well... Yes. 409 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,240 Well, no. Thank you. 410 00:25:39,867 --> 00:25:42,202 Well, looks like I'm going home for the weekend. 411 00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,281 I can have Jennifer by myself. 412 00:25:45,306 --> 00:25:46,788 Oh, thank God! 413 00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:48,932 I mean, thank God you can have Jennifer. 414 00:25:48,957 --> 00:25:51,069 I'm so pleased for you. 415 00:25:56,626 --> 00:25:58,105 - Hi. - Hi. 416 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,639 She's asleep. 417 00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:02,310 I'll take her. 418 00:26:02,888 --> 00:26:05,127 Great. - Here. 419 00:26:05,152 --> 00:26:06,671 Want to come in for a bit? 420 00:26:06,696 --> 00:26:09,695 No. I assume Mae's here to help? 421 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,839 No, no. It's just... it's just us two for the weekend. 422 00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:15,909 Uh, well, I'm only a phone call away if you need me. 423 00:26:15,934 --> 00:26:18,334 And I'll be here to get her on Sunday night. 424 00:26:20,636 --> 00:26:21,796 OK. 425 00:26:23,943 --> 00:26:25,263 Thanks. 426 00:26:30,107 --> 00:26:32,906 If you don't eat, you won't grown up to be a big girl! 427 00:26:32,931 --> 00:26:34,650 Don't cry. BABY CRIES 428 00:26:34,675 --> 00:26:36,960 It's just food, darling. It's just... 429 00:26:36,985 --> 00:26:39,184 BABY CRIES 430 00:26:39,303 --> 00:26:40,703 Oh, I know! 431 00:26:41,942 --> 00:26:43,261 Who's that? 432 00:26:43,286 --> 00:26:44,845 CRYING CONTINUES 433 00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:47,741 Quack-quack there. 434 00:26:47,766 --> 00:26:49,405 BABY CRIES 435 00:26:49,430 --> 00:26:51,989 Oh, that's very loud, darling. Don't like that. 436 00:26:52,014 --> 00:26:54,311 CRYING CONTINUES 437 00:26:54,336 --> 00:26:56,775 Oh, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. 438 00:26:56,966 --> 00:26:58,565 HE SNIFFS 439 00:26:58,613 --> 00:27:00,733 Oh, my God! 440 00:27:00,758 --> 00:27:05,126 Oh, what's that? The answer to all our problems. 441 00:27:05,151 --> 00:27:07,150 I know, my darling. 442 00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:09,549 BABY CRIES 443 00:27:09,574 --> 00:27:11,327 Here we go. 444 00:27:11,352 --> 00:27:14,632 All right, all hands on deck, I'm going in! 445 00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:18,395 HE SINGS LULLABY QUIETLY 446 00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:31,879 I used a different brand of diaper on her. 447 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,124 Much better for her skin. I can send you some if you like? 448 00:27:34,149 --> 00:27:35,869 I have diapers. 449 00:27:37,463 --> 00:27:38,983 I'll see you in two weeks. 450 00:27:40,182 --> 00:27:42,062 I missed you. 451 00:27:44,321 --> 00:27:45,905 Cary, erm... 452 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:50,320 So you heard it from me, I'll be filing divorce papers this week. 453 00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:22,136 - Mr Grant? Mr Fox is here. - Thank you, Mae. 454 00:28:23,580 --> 00:28:25,379 - Cary. - Stanley. 455 00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:27,366 Shouldn't you be getting showered and dressed? 456 00:28:27,391 --> 00:28:30,390 I... I'm, I'm not sure I'm gonna come. 457 00:28:31,612 --> 00:28:32,647 What? 458 00:28:32,672 --> 00:28:35,163 I'm not attending the proceedings. 459 00:28:41,141 --> 00:28:45,020 Cary, you need to be there, you need to defend yourself. 460 00:28:45,045 --> 00:28:47,284 This isn't like the other ones. 461 00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:49,960 - She's going in hard. - How hard? 462 00:28:50,757 --> 00:28:52,556 That you were very controlling. 463 00:28:52,581 --> 00:28:55,020 Her career, her clothes, her make-up. 464 00:28:55,045 --> 00:28:57,733 What she ate, baby milk. 465 00:28:58,410 --> 00:28:59,694 The dog. 466 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:01,789 You got rid of her dog. 467 00:29:01,814 --> 00:29:02,934 Dog! 468 00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:05,896 Anything else? 469 00:29:09,194 --> 00:29:11,913 She's going to bring up the LSD. 470 00:29:12,189 --> 00:29:15,308 That I took it during therapy or...? 471 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,680 No. 472 00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:20,033 That you made her take it. 473 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,519 I honestly believed it would help, 474 00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:25,224 help us to stay together. 475 00:29:28,663 --> 00:29:31,046 - Fucking mess! - Well, that's divorce. 476 00:29:31,071 --> 00:29:32,831 It's always messy. 477 00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:35,929 When we married, 478 00:29:35,954 --> 00:29:38,793 Mary told me there will be no divorce in this house. 479 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,186 There may be a hunting accident in the kitchen, but no divorce. 480 00:29:42,211 --> 00:29:45,570 No. No. I'm not coming. 481 00:29:45,834 --> 00:29:47,733 I think you should reconsider. 482 00:29:47,758 --> 00:29:50,093 No. Thank you, Stanley, but no. 483 00:29:50,118 --> 00:29:53,100 I... I... I think it's best if this thing 484 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,044 blows over as quickly as possible. 485 00:29:55,069 --> 00:29:56,868 I don't want Jennifer reading some 486 00:29:56,893 --> 00:29:59,515 "she said, he said" version in a few years. 487 00:30:01,751 --> 00:30:02,990 I can't. 488 00:30:03,271 --> 00:30:04,591 You go. 489 00:30:05,233 --> 00:30:06,913 I'm staying here. 490 00:30:15,317 --> 00:30:18,557 I read about the settlement in the newspapers. 491 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,200 That's another one on the payroll. 492 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,647 How many ex-wives are you bankrolling? 493 00:30:26,672 --> 00:30:30,179 Too many. I can afford it. Thank you, Mother. 494 00:30:31,338 --> 00:30:33,726 You're weak, just like your father. 495 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:40,079 I thought he was a wonderful husband, perfect family man. 496 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,599 I know exactly what he was. 497 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,520 And what he did. 498 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,913 I'm not stupid. I know... 499 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:54,218 I know Eric isn't your cousin, I know he's your half-brother. 500 00:30:54,890 --> 00:30:58,049 No doubt his slut of a mother is still out there somewhere. 501 00:30:58,074 --> 00:31:00,858 I just thank God I've no idea who she is. 502 00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:06,507 I assume Elias finally told you where I was? 503 00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:07,971 I didn't know! 504 00:31:08,178 --> 00:31:11,186 I mean, I had no idea. You have to believe me. 505 00:31:11,211 --> 00:31:12,382 I thought you... 506 00:31:13,899 --> 00:31:15,298 He told me you were dead. 507 00:31:15,588 --> 00:31:17,468 I might as well have been. 508 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,554 I don't want you to come any more, Archie. 509 00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:26,592 - It's too upsetting. - No! No, no, Mum, please. 510 00:31:26,617 --> 00:31:28,336 I'm sorry. 511 00:31:28,361 --> 00:31:30,056 I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault. 512 00:31:30,081 --> 00:31:32,280 I'm sorry for all of it, for everything. 513 00:31:32,305 --> 00:31:35,007 I waited all those years for you, 514 00:31:35,032 --> 00:31:37,191 and then when you did come, 515 00:31:37,216 --> 00:31:39,016 you didn't want me. 516 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,249 I missed you so much. 517 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:44,960 Every day I... 518 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,440 I thought about you every day. 519 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,288 And, eventually, I... 520 00:31:52,656 --> 00:31:55,735 I built something for myself. 521 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,046 You know, a... a new life. 522 00:31:59,632 --> 00:32:00,632 Yeah. 523 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,000 And there was no place for me in it. 524 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,120 I'm sorry. 525 00:32:22,593 --> 00:32:23,676 MAE: What a good girl! 526 00:32:23,701 --> 00:32:25,788 She's such a good girl. She's missed you. 527 00:32:25,813 --> 00:32:27,693 Hi! Hey! 528 00:32:29,453 --> 00:32:31,941 - Hello, my darling. - Who's that? Who's that? 529 00:32:31,966 --> 00:32:33,006 Hi, hi. 530 00:32:34,226 --> 00:32:36,537 We heard you on the radio the other day. 531 00:32:36,562 --> 00:32:38,762 She got so excited hearing your voice. 532 00:32:41,111 --> 00:32:44,819 Listen, Cary, I've been offered the lead in a play on Broadway. 533 00:32:45,123 --> 00:32:46,522 On Broadway? 534 00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:48,350 So, I'll have to be in New York 535 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:51,134 for a couple of months and I was... 536 00:32:51,159 --> 00:32:54,478 gonna hire a nanny, but then I thought that Jennifer 537 00:32:54,503 --> 00:32:55,850 would much rather be with you. 538 00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:57,954 Obviously, I'm gonna miss her so much, but... 539 00:32:57,979 --> 00:33:00,395 if you want to have her, then... 540 00:33:00,420 --> 00:33:02,694 Maybe it's a stupid idea, you're probably busy, but I... 541 00:33:02,719 --> 00:33:04,619 Yes. Yes! 542 00:33:05,506 --> 00:33:07,665 You don't have a movie coming up or something? 543 00:33:07,690 --> 00:33:10,045 There's something, but, no, it doesn't matter. 544 00:33:10,070 --> 00:33:12,530 I don't want the studio getting mad at me because you pulled out. 545 00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:15,272 The studio can go take a hike. You, you go to New York. 546 00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:17,016 You can pursue your career. 547 00:33:17,041 --> 00:33:19,440 I'm very happy to be a stay-at-home dad. 548 00:33:19,465 --> 00:33:21,522 Well, I know how much Jennifer would like it. 549 00:33:21,547 --> 00:33:23,826 And I want her for two weeks in the middle of the run 550 00:33:23,851 --> 00:33:25,650 and I'll be back and forth the whole time. 551 00:33:25,675 --> 00:33:28,201 Fine. Of course. 552 00:33:28,992 --> 00:33:31,600 Thank you, Dyan. Thank you. 553 00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:35,450 OK? You want to go see Daddy? 554 00:33:37,951 --> 00:33:40,190 Thank you. I know, my angel. SHE CRIES 555 00:33:40,215 --> 00:33:43,774 Shall we say goodbye to Mummy? Yeah, let's say, "Bye, Mum!" 556 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,320 Bye, Mum. 557 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,405 OK. 558 00:33:47,706 --> 00:33:50,545 You enjoy New York. We're gonna have a great time. 559 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,409 You're at the peak of your career. 560 00:33:52,434 --> 00:33:53,953 You have so much to give! 561 00:33:53,978 --> 00:33:55,561 CARY SHUSHES JENNIFER 562 00:33:55,586 --> 00:33:59,025 There are so many awards to be won. 563 00:33:59,594 --> 00:34:03,514 So much more creative satisfaction to be had. 564 00:34:04,104 --> 00:34:06,583 So much more money to be made. 565 00:34:06,608 --> 00:34:08,561 Stanley, there's no amount of money in the world 566 00:34:08,586 --> 00:34:10,425 that could compensate for this. 567 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,186 Hitch has been on the phone. Billy Wilder. 568 00:34:14,211 --> 00:34:16,930 God! They all want to make movies with you. 569 00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,147 Do you mind? 570 00:34:21,036 --> 00:34:22,236 Ah! 571 00:34:23,350 --> 00:34:25,082 No. Thank you. 572 00:34:25,107 --> 00:34:26,506 I've made my decision, 573 00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:28,340 I'm not going back. 574 00:34:28,365 --> 00:34:32,178 I got lots of offers to come out of retirement, I still do. 575 00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:34,748 But me getting out of the business coincided 576 00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:38,060 with my ex-wife becoming something of a hot property. 577 00:34:38,085 --> 00:34:40,983 Which meant I got to spend more time with Jennifer. 578 00:34:41,008 --> 00:34:43,727 Are you ready? Tilt your head back. Tilt your head back slightly. 579 00:34:43,752 --> 00:34:45,231 And go! 580 00:34:45,256 --> 00:34:46,815 Where'd it go? 581 00:34:46,923 --> 00:34:48,322 Have you swallowed it? 582 00:34:48,371 --> 00:34:50,010 Who is that? 583 00:34:50,035 --> 00:34:51,155 Sara. 584 00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:52,578 Oh, Sara! Oh, well... 585 00:34:52,603 --> 00:34:55,201 PUTS ON COMEDY VOICE: Hello, Sara, my name is Hermione and, uh... 586 00:34:55,226 --> 00:34:57,105 and my favourite thing in the world to do 587 00:34:57,130 --> 00:34:59,921 is to drink Darjeeling tea out of bone China cups. 588 00:34:59,946 --> 00:35:01,342 Would you care to join me? 589 00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:03,167 HIGH-PITCHED: Yes, I would care to! 590 00:35:05,631 --> 00:35:07,230 SHE BURPS 591 00:35:07,426 --> 00:35:11,386 Oh, excuse me, your ladyship! I'm terribly sorry. 592 00:35:16,226 --> 00:35:17,405 HE BURPS 593 00:35:17,430 --> 00:35:19,349 Do you mind? 594 00:35:19,374 --> 00:35:22,093 Honestly! The place is falling apart. 595 00:35:22,118 --> 00:35:23,877 SHE CHUCKLES 596 00:35:23,902 --> 00:35:27,581 I've been called many things in my life. Skinflint. 597 00:35:27,606 --> 00:35:29,925 WOMAN: I don't think you're a skinflint, Cary! 598 00:35:30,557 --> 00:35:33,155 No, no, no, I quite like being called a skinflint. 599 00:35:33,180 --> 00:35:34,939 I'm careful with my money. 600 00:35:34,964 --> 00:35:37,123 I've also been accused of being gay. 601 00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:38,995 I have to tell you, 602 00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:42,865 I don't consider either of those an insult of any kind. 603 00:35:45,049 --> 00:35:46,903 What was difficult to get used to 604 00:35:46,928 --> 00:35:49,699 was not being called an actor any more. 605 00:35:49,724 --> 00:35:53,397 After 50 years, it was kind of strange. 606 00:35:55,235 --> 00:35:57,154 Well, I didn't stop working. 607 00:35:57,179 --> 00:35:59,419 I had a new mouth to feed, after all. 608 00:36:00,676 --> 00:36:02,060 I did some business. 609 00:36:02,085 --> 00:36:04,564 A friend of mind offered me a directorship of a company 610 00:36:04,589 --> 00:36:07,712 that dealt with perfumes and cosmetics. 611 00:36:07,737 --> 00:36:12,376 And that is why, a few years ago, I found myself in London. 612 00:36:12,401 --> 00:36:14,080 LIFT DINGS 613 00:36:14,436 --> 00:36:17,239 This just isn't good enough, Miss Harris. 614 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,919 There's no car booked for Bristol tonight. 615 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,319 It's not on the itinerary 616 00:36:22,344 --> 00:36:23,670 and I have to go and see my mother. 617 00:36:23,695 --> 00:36:25,934 She's elderly and it's very important to me. 618 00:36:25,959 --> 00:36:29,257 OK. Well, how about this? 619 00:36:29,282 --> 00:36:32,454 Tomorrow, I have to drive down to see my family in Bath 620 00:36:32,479 --> 00:36:34,912 and I would be happy, as I am doing the PR, 621 00:36:34,937 --> 00:36:37,734 to personally drop you off in Bristol on the way 622 00:36:37,759 --> 00:36:40,438 and bring you back here two days later. 623 00:36:40,463 --> 00:36:43,350 How about that, door-to-door service? 624 00:36:44,053 --> 00:36:47,319 I went to market today and I bought a Ferrari, 625 00:36:47,344 --> 00:36:49,983 a cucumber, a Zeppelin, a powdered wig, 626 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:52,607 a pair of smelly socks, a piece of... 627 00:36:52,931 --> 00:36:54,920 - Um... - Uh, no, no, no! 628 00:36:54,945 --> 00:36:56,787 No, no, no, no, I know what it is! 629 00:36:56,812 --> 00:36:58,651 It's, uh, it's world peace! 630 00:36:58,676 --> 00:36:59,913 It's world peace, a flagon of rum, 631 00:36:59,938 --> 00:37:03,056 a flame thrower, a ventriloquist, gold watch... 632 00:37:03,081 --> 00:37:04,640 - No, no! - It is a gold watch! 633 00:37:04,665 --> 00:37:06,630 A ventriloquist's dummy! 634 00:37:06,655 --> 00:37:09,174 - Oh... balls! - I win again. 635 00:37:09,199 --> 00:37:11,209 There's some kind of cheating going on somewhere here. 636 00:37:11,234 --> 00:37:13,233 Just accept I have the better memory! 637 00:37:13,258 --> 00:37:16,834 - Absolutely not! Nil-nil. - Fine, one more time. 638 00:37:17,007 --> 00:37:18,447 Are you hungry? 639 00:37:19,843 --> 00:37:21,686 Yes, I am, actually. 640 00:37:23,065 --> 00:37:24,745 Fancy some fish and chips? 641 00:37:26,569 --> 00:37:27,728 KNOCK ON DOOR 642 00:37:27,987 --> 00:37:30,912 CARY: Mother? Hello? 643 00:37:34,448 --> 00:37:35,920 Oh, there you are. 644 00:37:39,050 --> 00:37:40,409 Hello. 645 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,839 Elias? Is that you? 646 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,280 No, dear. 647 00:37:45,741 --> 00:37:48,901 Elias, come and sit with me! 648 00:37:53,031 --> 00:37:55,709 I've missed you so much. 649 00:37:55,809 --> 00:38:00,541 Oh, you've no need to go to her any more, I can change. 650 00:38:00,566 --> 00:38:03,709 I can give you everything you need here at home 651 00:38:03,734 --> 00:38:06,108 with our beautiful boys. 652 00:38:07,731 --> 00:38:09,250 Oh... 653 00:38:09,275 --> 00:38:11,701 Can you hold me, Elias? 654 00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:14,845 Oh, put your arms around me. 655 00:38:15,284 --> 00:38:17,841 You are my only one. 656 00:38:19,152 --> 00:38:22,631 I should never have let you out of my sight. 657 00:38:23,553 --> 00:38:26,795 I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere. 658 00:38:38,781 --> 00:38:40,858 'Shortly before she died, 659 00:38:40,883 --> 00:38:44,082 'my mother instructed me to dye my hair black.' 660 00:38:44,188 --> 00:38:46,267 When I asked her why, she said, 661 00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:48,691 "Because you're making me look old." 662 00:38:48,716 --> 00:38:50,600 She was 95. 663 00:38:51,617 --> 00:38:55,483 'She was a small, fierce woman whose approval, whose love, 664 00:38:55,508 --> 00:38:58,307 'I tried my entire life to win.' 665 00:38:58,514 --> 00:39:00,420 And failed. 666 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,640 'Did she love me?' 667 00:39:08,894 --> 00:39:11,787 She loved Archie, I know that. 668 00:39:14,472 --> 00:39:17,951 'Whether it was approval or mostly disapproval, 669 00:39:18,185 --> 00:39:21,178 'she had something to say about everything I did.' 670 00:39:23,603 --> 00:39:28,192 Sorry, this has turned into rather an amateur therapy session. 671 00:39:28,217 --> 00:39:31,528 Not my intention, and I'm sorry, but... 672 00:39:31,779 --> 00:39:34,436 let me tell you anyway, the advice from Dr Cary, 673 00:39:34,461 --> 00:39:39,101 accumulated after 82 rocky years, is really simple. 674 00:39:40,648 --> 00:39:43,693 Leave the past in the past where it belongs. 675 00:39:44,443 --> 00:39:46,562 If you're not careful... 676 00:39:46,859 --> 00:39:48,490 it becomes a trap, 677 00:39:48,515 --> 00:39:51,944 one that is almost impossible to escape from. 678 00:39:53,667 --> 00:39:54,787 Almost. 679 00:39:55,587 --> 00:39:57,067 Thank God. 680 00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:05,240 BARBARA: So, the key to War And Peace is that Tolstoy was mixing 681 00:40:05,265 --> 00:40:08,744 a fictional narrative with actual history and philosophy. 682 00:40:08,769 --> 00:40:11,488 If you get stuck, come and get me. 683 00:40:11,787 --> 00:40:14,506 I'll put that in the essay. Thanks, Barbara. 684 00:40:14,531 --> 00:40:16,053 I can't wait to read it! 685 00:40:16,078 --> 00:40:17,483 No playing records, please! 686 00:40:17,508 --> 00:40:19,627 Homework first, young lady! 687 00:40:19,652 --> 00:40:21,764 Yes? You hear me? 688 00:40:26,298 --> 00:40:27,617 Thank you. 689 00:40:27,828 --> 00:40:28,867 For what? 690 00:40:28,892 --> 00:40:30,131 Oh, for... 691 00:40:30,156 --> 00:40:32,915 just making life so... so easy. 692 00:40:34,295 --> 00:40:38,454 You are doing a wonderful job raising her. And Dyan too. 693 00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:40,798 Yeah, we do our best, I'll own that. 694 00:40:40,823 --> 00:40:43,023 If it's not too swanky to say. 695 00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:48,307 BARBARA: Mmm! 696 00:40:48,332 --> 00:40:49,652 HE CHUCKLES 697 00:40:56,508 --> 00:40:58,342 It's just bliss. 698 00:40:58,437 --> 00:40:59,796 All of it. 699 00:41:01,340 --> 00:41:05,099 I was just thinking, I have so much more energy than I've had in years. 700 00:41:05,475 --> 00:41:07,114 I'm getting so much more sleep. 701 00:41:07,139 --> 00:41:09,458 Neither of us are party animals, are we? 702 00:41:09,483 --> 00:41:11,362 - Hmm. - Hmm. 703 00:41:11,387 --> 00:41:12,507 Not any more. 704 00:41:17,439 --> 00:41:22,951 You know I love you, but I... but I could never marry you. 705 00:41:22,976 --> 00:41:24,775 Who said I wanted you to? 706 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,719 It's just that, that's when everything starts going wrong. 707 00:41:28,744 --> 00:41:31,023 AUDIENCE: Marry her! 708 00:41:31,631 --> 00:41:33,390 What? I can't! 709 00:41:33,766 --> 00:41:35,766 I'm sorry! 710 00:41:40,219 --> 00:41:45,179 Cary, yes, it would be nice to be your wife... 711 00:41:46,262 --> 00:41:50,422 ..but I'm perfectly happy as we are. OK? 712 00:41:51,431 --> 00:41:53,351 I am sorry. 713 00:42:09,007 --> 00:42:13,717 'Over the years, I assiduously gathered precious things. 714 00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:18,131 'So frightened of losing them, I kept them in a fireproof vault! 715 00:42:20,115 --> 00:42:23,875 'And I was standing there, amongst my treasure... 716 00:42:24,734 --> 00:42:27,174 '..when I realised the truth. 717 00:42:34,822 --> 00:42:38,981 'I wanted to tell you that I've... fallen in love with Barbara. 718 00:42:39,388 --> 00:42:40,828 'She makes me very happy. 719 00:42:41,889 --> 00:42:44,129 'And I want to make her happy.' 720 00:42:48,657 --> 00:42:51,888 You are the most important person in the world to me. 721 00:42:52,632 --> 00:42:54,998 And nothing's ever gonna change that. 722 00:42:56,578 --> 00:42:58,778 But I want to know what you felt first. 723 00:43:01,411 --> 00:43:02,531 So I'm... 724 00:43:04,168 --> 00:43:06,528 ..I'm thinking of asking her to marry me. 725 00:43:11,988 --> 00:43:13,907 Is it that bad an idea? 726 00:43:13,932 --> 00:43:15,498 No. 727 00:43:15,523 --> 00:43:19,002 I'm crying because I'm happy, Daddy. 728 00:43:19,062 --> 00:43:23,569 I love Barbara and I think you'll be wonderful for each other. 729 00:43:26,374 --> 00:43:27,854 Thank you, sweetheart. 730 00:43:29,570 --> 00:43:31,329 That means the world to me. 731 00:43:36,271 --> 00:43:39,070 So I asked Barbara to marry me and... 732 00:43:39,095 --> 00:43:42,214 to my delight and relief, she said yes. 733 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,334 She's here tonight actually. 734 00:43:44,542 --> 00:43:47,261 There with my beautiful daughter. There. 735 00:43:47,286 --> 00:43:49,647 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 736 00:43:51,418 --> 00:43:55,217 To this day, I spent most of my life wondering 737 00:43:55,570 --> 00:43:57,849 who I was supposed to be. 738 00:43:57,874 --> 00:43:59,913 Was I Archie? Was I Cary? 739 00:44:01,016 --> 00:44:03,342 What was real? What wasn't? 740 00:44:04,706 --> 00:44:06,945 Well, I introduced them to each other quite recently 741 00:44:06,970 --> 00:44:09,381 and they got on like a house on fire. 742 00:44:10,497 --> 00:44:12,616 But the point is, it doesn't matter. 743 00:44:12,774 --> 00:44:15,813 You can call me whatever you like now. 744 00:44:15,885 --> 00:44:18,764 I know exactly who I am. 745 00:44:20,410 --> 00:44:22,410 I'm Barbara Harris's husband. 746 00:44:23,853 --> 00:44:25,972 And most of all, 747 00:44:26,129 --> 00:44:31,358 I'm Jennifer Dyan Grant's dad. 748 00:44:32,307 --> 00:44:36,780 I belong somewhere and I always will. 749 00:44:39,741 --> 00:44:43,819 Everything is copacetic. 750 00:44:45,962 --> 00:44:47,801 Look it up in the dictionary. 751 00:44:47,826 --> 00:44:48,866 HE CHUCKLES 752 00:44:50,734 --> 00:44:54,920 And I wish you all the same peace of mind. 753 00:44:58,912 --> 00:45:01,560 I think I hear my exit music. 754 00:45:06,422 --> 00:45:07,461 Thank you. 755 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:11,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 756 00:48:08,852 --> 00:48:10,892 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 54317

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