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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:17,067 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Cary Grant. 2 00:00:17,092 --> 00:00:18,117 Hello. 3 00:00:18,142 --> 00:00:20,028 I have lost my child! 4 00:00:20,053 --> 00:00:22,172 Since John, you've not been right. 5 00:00:22,258 --> 00:00:24,172 SHE SCREAMS 6 00:00:24,197 --> 00:00:25,867 I've decided I'd like to go home. 7 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:29,091 You can't go home. Your husband is having you committed. 8 00:00:29,171 --> 00:00:30,588 SHE SCREAMS 9 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:32,971 When am I gonna see Mother again? 10 00:00:32,996 --> 00:00:34,355 She died, Archie, lad. 11 00:00:34,387 --> 00:00:36,586 Try and think of it like your ma's in a better place. 12 00:00:36,879 --> 00:00:40,387 I'll confess something to you, Cary Grant, I made him up. 13 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:44,207 I made up the perfect man in order to survive. 14 00:00:44,232 --> 00:00:47,439 Miss Cannonn, I'm Cary Grant. You're a very difficult one to pin down. 15 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,231 Thought I'd grab a meeting while I could. 16 00:00:49,256 --> 00:00:50,770 To what end? 17 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,067 Mr Pender, how would I go about having a trial? 18 00:00:54,092 --> 00:00:55,986 Don't look down, Archie. 19 00:00:56,011 --> 00:00:57,653 The secret is to lift your head up. 20 00:00:57,715 --> 00:01:01,504 And if you do OK, well, there's even talk of going to New York. 21 00:01:01,712 --> 00:01:04,271 I want a husband and children. 22 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,512 I want what my parents have. 23 00:01:06,537 --> 00:01:07,616 I can't have children. 24 00:01:07,641 --> 00:01:09,965 I don't mean physically, I mean I don't want them. 25 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,363 Whatever I have devoted myself to, 26 00:01:13,388 --> 00:01:17,309 I have devoted myself completely. Ain't nothing worth going home for. 27 00:01:17,334 --> 00:01:20,481 I'm gonna stay here and I'm gonna be a star. 28 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:22,150 Good luck, laddie. 29 00:01:57,985 --> 00:01:59,547 Oh, my dear boy! 30 00:01:59,572 --> 00:02:01,450 I'm delighted that you turned up. 31 00:02:01,475 --> 00:02:03,735 - And this must be Dyan? - Hi. 32 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,508 Ha! I am your humble servant. 33 00:02:07,041 --> 00:02:09,200 Please, do come in. 34 00:02:09,225 --> 00:02:11,664 The country gent thing is all fake. 35 00:02:11,689 --> 00:02:14,578 I'm really a Cockney from the East End. 36 00:02:14,603 --> 00:02:18,388 But you'll find that we're all fakes in this town, my dear, 37 00:02:18,413 --> 00:02:21,612 in one way or another. Aren't we, Cary? 38 00:02:21,637 --> 00:02:23,461 Oh, absolutely. 39 00:02:23,486 --> 00:02:25,046 Alma! Where's my... 40 00:02:42,455 --> 00:02:45,414 You really are a pretty little thing now, aren't you? 41 00:02:45,439 --> 00:02:48,838 - I'm Alma, Hitch's wife. - Hi! 42 00:02:48,955 --> 00:02:52,114 I didn't realise how young you were going to be. 43 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:55,338 Quite the youngest one of his I've seen. 44 00:02:55,363 --> 00:02:58,414 Cary is, of course, eternally youthful himself 45 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:00,261 But I was worried you might get bored. 46 00:03:01,229 --> 00:03:05,453 That's very kind, but no need to be concerned on my part. 47 00:03:05,478 --> 00:03:07,637 I'm old beyond my years. 48 00:03:08,415 --> 00:03:11,274 How long have you and Cary been an item? 49 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,492 Oh, no, we're not an item. 50 00:03:14,517 --> 00:03:16,610 Well, that makes sense 51 00:03:16,635 --> 00:03:19,075 because he's still married to my friend Betsy. 52 00:03:20,127 --> 00:03:22,606 I don't know what Cary's told you, 53 00:03:22,631 --> 00:03:24,945 but we're taking it easy right now. - Alma... 54 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:27,328 Please tell me there's something to drink in this house 55 00:03:27,353 --> 00:03:29,472 other than these godawful blue cocktails. 56 00:03:29,497 --> 00:03:31,875 Sorry, darling. Afraid not. 57 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:37,281 Dyan was just telling me how you're not an item. 58 00:03:38,199 --> 00:03:40,563 Oh, I do hope I haven't put my foot in it? 59 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:48,889 Did you have to say that? 60 00:03:49,149 --> 00:03:51,388 Well, it's the truth. 61 00:03:51,413 --> 00:03:54,452 And as she's just reminded me, you're still married. 62 00:03:54,477 --> 00:03:55,676 Well, it's also the truth 63 00:03:55,701 --> 00:03:57,941 that I haven't seen Betsy for over three years. 64 00:03:58,985 --> 00:04:00,766 They're all going inside. 65 00:04:10,295 --> 00:04:12,814 Cary, would you like to say grace? 66 00:04:12,839 --> 00:04:14,820 Yes, I would. 67 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:19,745 Dear Lord, please punish our friend Alfred 68 00:04:19,770 --> 00:04:22,565 to the full extent of your almighty powers 69 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:26,172 but spare his darling wife, Alma, who attempted, 70 00:04:26,197 --> 00:04:28,204 as much as she could, to edit what we see before us, 71 00:04:28,228 --> 00:04:31,461 But he insisted as ever on the final cut. 72 00:04:32,316 --> 00:04:34,093 In the name of the Father, the Son 73 00:04:34,118 --> 00:04:36,896 and the Holy weekend box office, Amen. 74 00:04:36,921 --> 00:04:38,480 Amen. 75 00:04:38,505 --> 00:04:41,104 Very good. Very funny. 76 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,534 Hmm. 77 00:04:51,956 --> 00:04:54,075 Can't you even bear to look at me? 78 00:04:54,434 --> 00:04:56,514 Are you going to talk to me or not? 79 00:04:57,602 --> 00:04:59,750 You won't like what I have to say. 80 00:05:00,201 --> 00:05:01,500 Try me. 81 00:05:03,528 --> 00:05:04,767 I can't commit to someone 82 00:05:04,792 --> 00:05:07,151 who doesn't share the same goals in life as me. 83 00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:10,015 You know what I want, a proper relationship. 84 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:13,445 And somewhere down the line, I guess, a family. 85 00:05:14,534 --> 00:05:16,134 Children. 86 00:05:17,059 --> 00:05:19,227 Well, I'm not asking you to commit. 87 00:05:20,922 --> 00:05:25,056 We could be together now... and be happy. 88 00:05:25,081 --> 00:05:27,760 Just right now. For now. 89 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:31,282 Is there anything so terribly wrong with that? Honestly? 90 00:05:36,033 --> 00:05:38,579 Sorry. Would you excuse me, please? 91 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,829 Dyan. 92 00:05:48,854 --> 00:05:50,293 Dyan! 93 00:05:50,318 --> 00:05:52,837 Dyan, please. Please, please! I'm sorry. 94 00:05:52,862 --> 00:05:55,571 I'm sorry. I just... I love having you in my life 95 00:05:55,596 --> 00:05:57,962 and I... I want more. 96 00:05:57,987 --> 00:05:59,866 Don't you feel the same? Don't you feel... 97 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,243 This is so not... 98 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,469 how I expected you to be. 99 00:06:06,494 --> 00:06:11,048 I know. Cary Grant would never throw himself at a woman. 100 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,368 That's why everybody wants to be Cary Grant. 101 00:06:13,393 --> 00:06:16,876 Even I want to be Cary Grant. But I'm... I'm not, I'm... 102 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,749 I'm this schlump here. 103 00:06:20,774 --> 00:06:23,133 I'm this guy! Who's nuts about ya! 104 00:06:23,158 --> 00:06:24,758 SHE CHUCKLES 105 00:06:27,644 --> 00:06:31,118 What if I said I was in love with you? 106 00:06:35,811 --> 00:06:37,451 I-I... I can't do this. 107 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,805 I can't. 108 00:07:03,105 --> 00:07:07,224 Rejection, a constant theme in my life. 109 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:11,055 You know, if it wasn't for somebody saying I don't want you, 110 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,688 there'd been times when it felt 111 00:07:12,713 --> 00:07:15,305 as if nobody would be talking to me at all. 112 00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:21,844 Okay, kid, you're all done. You know the way out. 113 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:25,183 The door to the left. 114 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,110 That's the one. 115 00:08:37,959 --> 00:08:41,198 He walks funny, like he's bandy? 116 00:08:41,362 --> 00:08:43,282 And he's got a thick neck. 117 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:04,359 ♪ Give my regards to Broadway 118 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:08,479 ♪ Remember me to Herald Square 119 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:12,439 ♪ Tell all the gang at 42nd Street 120 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:16,039 ♪ That I will soon be there 121 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:19,679 ♪ Whisper of how I'm yearning 122 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:23,799 ♪ To mingle with the old-time crowd 123 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,993 ♪ Give my regards to old Broadway 124 00:09:27,018 --> 00:09:31,391 ♪ And say that I'll be there 'Ere long. ♪ 125 00:09:39,384 --> 00:09:41,663 I... I can juggle too. 126 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,880 And tumble? 127 00:09:47,658 --> 00:09:49,537 Have you ever spoken any lines? 128 00:09:49,562 --> 00:09:50,743 Um... 129 00:09:51,453 --> 00:09:53,692 Uh... not yet. 130 00:09:53,717 --> 00:09:56,996 I've mostly done Vaudeville, you know, 131 00:09:57,021 --> 00:09:58,469 tumbling and stuff. 132 00:09:58,494 --> 00:10:00,422 But I'm willing to give it a try. 133 00:10:00,447 --> 00:10:02,445 What accent you got, kid? 134 00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:04,665 Uh, English. I'm from Bristol. 135 00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:06,890 Okay, thank you. Next. 136 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,496 Tough crowd, kid. 137 00:10:14,686 --> 00:10:17,406 - Okay, what's your name? - George Burns. 138 00:10:39,956 --> 00:10:42,235 What's the rush, Archie? 139 00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:43,979 Hello, Mrs Selden. 140 00:10:44,004 --> 00:10:46,643 You're three weeks behind with the rent. 141 00:10:46,668 --> 00:10:50,360 That gets to four and your ass is out! 142 00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:15,459 A-ha-ha! Here she is! 143 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:17,363 - Ah... - Grace! 144 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,107 Your Royal Highness, if you don't mind. 145 00:12:19,132 --> 00:12:21,011 Oh! I'm terribly sorry. 146 00:12:21,036 --> 00:12:22,355 Your Majesty. 147 00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:24,930 - Oh, love! - Mmm! 148 00:12:24,955 --> 00:12:27,493 - I'm so glad you came. - Oh! 149 00:12:27,518 --> 00:12:30,133 I wasn't sure you could, I know how tight your schedule is. 150 00:12:30,158 --> 00:12:33,866 Well, I was intrigued. Why could you be so desperate to see me? 151 00:12:34,602 --> 00:12:37,837 Come on. Cup of tea. I've always wanted to know, 152 00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:40,126 do you wear your crowns at night, young lady? 153 00:12:40,151 --> 00:12:42,031 Only on Sundays. 154 00:12:43,468 --> 00:12:44,907 Standard contracts 155 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,491 stipulated that actors on their day off 156 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,087 couldn't go more than 100 miles 157 00:12:49,112 --> 00:12:52,431 from Sound Stage One at Universal Studios. 158 00:12:52,456 --> 00:12:54,976 We're ninety-nine and a half miles away. 159 00:12:56,116 --> 00:12:58,435 Only you would know something like that. 160 00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:01,569 I doubt if the rest of us even bother to read our contracts. 161 00:13:01,594 --> 00:13:03,633 Well, plenty of naughty boys did. 162 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,794 That's why Palm Springs became Hollywood's Sodom and Gomorrah. 163 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,985 Well, of course, I wouldn't know. 164 00:13:09,010 --> 00:13:10,489 I never got an invite. 165 00:13:10,876 --> 00:13:13,595 I've made a lot of terrible mistakes in my life. 166 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:16,699 Well, that's why we're still friends, isn't it? 167 00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:19,484 Once you get someone into bed, it's all over. 168 00:13:21,876 --> 00:13:23,641 Shall we walk? 169 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:32,258 So... why the summons? 170 00:13:34,707 --> 00:13:36,866 - I've met someone. - Ah! 171 00:13:37,296 --> 00:13:41,204 I... I need advice from a fellow traveller. 172 00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:42,988 I knew it. 173 00:13:43,013 --> 00:13:45,652 When he asked where I was going today, I said to Rainier, 174 00:13:45,677 --> 00:13:47,727 I'm going to go and give dating tips 175 00:13:47,752 --> 00:13:50,031 to one of the most desirable men in the world. 176 00:13:50,056 --> 00:13:52,975 Don't tease me, Grace. I'm in over my head. 177 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,454 - Over your big head? - Ha-ha! 178 00:13:56,112 --> 00:13:59,085 I'm crazy about this girl. But she's broken it off. 179 00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:01,469 She says there's no future for us. 180 00:14:02,377 --> 00:14:06,274 She wants commitment. I mean, she wants a family. 181 00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:09,112 - Oh, I see. - Yeah. 182 00:14:09,144 --> 00:14:12,454 So, what do you think? Could I? 183 00:14:12,479 --> 00:14:15,469 Well, could I, could I be that... thing? 184 00:14:16,621 --> 00:14:18,800 I mean, I've been there before three times. 185 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,344 If I marry her, I'll just... 186 00:14:20,369 --> 00:14:22,024 End up making her hate you? 187 00:14:22,049 --> 00:14:24,790 I was going to say drive her away, but I take your point. 188 00:14:26,459 --> 00:14:29,178 A boy from Bristol and a fake princess. 189 00:14:29,938 --> 00:14:31,897 What a journey we've been on. 190 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,639 Where's it all going, I wonder? 191 00:14:39,183 --> 00:14:43,062 I can't do it! Grace, I... I can't be something... 192 00:14:43,087 --> 00:14:45,102 I can't be a father. 193 00:14:45,296 --> 00:14:47,335 I'm too set in my ways. 194 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,149 I'm too selfish. 195 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:54,727 Mmm. And that is exactly why you should do it, 196 00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:56,994 dearest Archie. 197 00:14:59,094 --> 00:15:02,246 He called my agency again yesterday asking for me. 198 00:15:02,271 --> 00:15:04,712 This is the dreamiest guy in the world we're talking about 199 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,748 and you won't even answer his calls. 200 00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,132 It's over. 201 00:15:09,157 --> 00:15:11,673 Well, you could always give him my number. 202 00:15:11,698 --> 00:15:15,270 He's a serial dater. Sophia Loren, Eva Marie Saint, 203 00:15:15,295 --> 00:15:16,894 Marilyn Monroe. 204 00:15:16,919 --> 00:15:18,313 I don't know if I buy it. 205 00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:20,600 What can I possibly have to offer Cary Grant? 206 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,923 I'm sure my agent just wants me to date him again 207 00:15:22,948 --> 00:15:24,676 because it'll be good for my career. 208 00:15:24,701 --> 00:15:26,649 He's a junkie too. 209 00:15:26,674 --> 00:15:28,712 He does LSD. 210 00:15:28,737 --> 00:15:30,707 Always listen to yourself, Dyan. 211 00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:33,017 If you don't feel comfortable getting back together with him, 212 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,952 there must be a reason. 213 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,537 He's into guys. 214 00:15:37,573 --> 00:15:41,332 Really? He doesn't come across as gay. 215 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,532 Why don't I take your mind off him? 216 00:15:44,005 --> 00:15:45,404 - Take you out tonight. - No. 217 00:15:45,429 --> 00:15:47,029 TELEPHONE RINGS 218 00:15:51,431 --> 00:15:52,511 Hello? 219 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,594 Dyan. 220 00:15:56,695 --> 00:15:58,175 It's for you. 221 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:07,669 Hello? 222 00:16:07,694 --> 00:16:09,333 Ah, finally! 223 00:16:09,358 --> 00:16:12,117 I thought I was never going to hear your voice again. 224 00:16:12,142 --> 00:16:13,461 How did you get this number? 225 00:16:13,486 --> 00:16:15,365 How did you even know that I would be here? 226 00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:17,610 Well, it's actually quite a small town. 227 00:16:17,635 --> 00:16:20,275 Most people, unlike you, tell me exactly what I want to hear. 228 00:16:21,626 --> 00:16:24,361 Look, let me cut to the chase. 229 00:16:24,386 --> 00:16:26,666 Have lunch with me tomorrow at the studio. 230 00:16:27,922 --> 00:16:29,593 Tomorrow? Um... 231 00:16:29,618 --> 00:16:31,602 Sorry, I have to, um... 232 00:16:31,627 --> 00:16:33,735 run over to the Fox lot to do some looping. 233 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,079 On what movie? I can call and get it rescheduled. 234 00:16:37,104 --> 00:16:39,196 - No, I... It's... - Please. 235 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:42,421 Just one time. One lunch. 236 00:16:42,446 --> 00:16:44,766 I'll never bother you again, I promise. 237 00:16:46,284 --> 00:16:49,483 Uh, you know what? I... I was wrong. Um... 238 00:16:49,859 --> 00:16:53,227 It's not until the day after tomorrow so... so sure. 239 00:16:53,252 --> 00:16:55,411 Wonderful! Well, that's settled then. 240 00:16:55,436 --> 00:16:57,049 I'll see you tomorrow at one at the studio. 241 00:16:57,073 --> 00:16:58,594 I'll put your name at the gate. 242 00:16:59,256 --> 00:17:00,711 You'll meet Doris. 243 00:17:00,736 --> 00:17:02,016 Doris? 244 00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:04,040 Yeah, you'll love her. She's wonderful. 245 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,745 See you tomorrow. 246 00:17:07,289 --> 00:17:10,208 Shut up, okay? Just... shut up. 247 00:17:10,256 --> 00:17:13,296 - Thank you! - Sorry, sorry! Sorry, sorry! 248 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:25,094 Ladies, your lunch companions. 249 00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:28,852 'I suppose I wasn't bad-looking back then. 250 00:17:29,063 --> 00:17:32,070 'For long periods, it was just about all I had. 251 00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:33,712 'Looking presentable. 252 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,089 'You see, there were ladies of a certain age 253 00:17:36,114 --> 00:17:38,913 'who liked young lunch companions. 254 00:17:38,938 --> 00:17:41,204 'And I was happy to oblige. 255 00:17:41,229 --> 00:17:43,229 'At least I got to eat.' 256 00:17:48,285 --> 00:17:49,985 BELL RINGS 257 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:54,439 Tough crowd! 258 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,637 George, isn't it? George Burns. 259 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,380 The one and only. 260 00:18:01,405 --> 00:18:03,469 And I didn't get the job either that day. 261 00:18:04,722 --> 00:18:07,665 - Remind me what your name is? - Archie Leach. 262 00:18:09,335 --> 00:18:10,735 What are you doing here? 263 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,430 What am I doing? 264 00:18:12,455 --> 00:18:15,054 Having lunch with my lawyer, if you must know. 265 00:18:15,079 --> 00:18:17,918 He's picking up the cheque, so it's not all bad. 266 00:18:17,943 --> 00:18:20,182 I guess you're not paying for lunch either? 267 00:18:20,207 --> 00:18:22,191 Oh... They're... 268 00:18:22,216 --> 00:18:23,784 Oh, I'm sure it makes their day 269 00:18:23,809 --> 00:18:26,375 to have a good-looking kid sitting right next to them. 270 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,840 So, uh, you're an actor, right? 271 00:18:29,445 --> 00:18:31,227 Sure, if someone gave me a chance. 272 00:18:31,252 --> 00:18:33,337 You've got to do something about that accent. 273 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,482 You sound like a cross between Dutch Schulz and Long John Silver. 274 00:18:41,199 --> 00:18:44,638 So, I got this friend, Fay Wray. 275 00:18:44,663 --> 00:18:46,582 - I've heard of her. - Yeah. 276 00:18:46,613 --> 00:18:50,946 Well, her and her old man have written this play and, uh, 277 00:18:50,971 --> 00:18:53,610 nothing in it for a Jewish comedian from New York, 278 00:18:53,635 --> 00:18:56,305 but I happen to know that they're looking for a good-looking fella 279 00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,571 to play opposite Fay. 280 00:18:58,899 --> 00:19:01,899 Well, I remember seeing you from the theatre that day and, uh, 281 00:19:02,355 --> 00:19:04,315 I don't like to see someone struggling. 282 00:19:05,593 --> 00:19:08,188 Do you believe in serendipity, Archie? 283 00:19:08,489 --> 00:19:09,808 I'm not sure what it is. 284 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,720 Mmm. Look it up, kid. 285 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,915 I should be happy if I had none to fear but my enemies, 286 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:26,059 and no other hindrance to my salvation but their calum... 287 00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:29,203 Call-um-na. Call-um-nee. Calumny. 288 00:19:29,228 --> 00:19:31,368 If you cannot neither hind... 289 00:19:31,393 --> 00:19:33,477 neither hindrance to my salvation... 290 00:19:33,502 --> 00:19:36,305 I should be happy if I had none to fear but my enemies. 291 00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:40,009 And no other hindrance to my salvation but their... 292 00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:42,513 Calumny! But their calum... But their calumny. 293 00:19:42,538 --> 00:19:45,458 To my salvation but their calumny! 294 00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:53,375 But, Heloise, you make me tremble, 295 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:58,024 your letters declare to me that you are enslaved to human love, 296 00:19:58,049 --> 00:20:02,266 And yet, if you cannot conquer it, you cannot be saved. 297 00:20:02,843 --> 00:20:05,003 If you cannot conquer it! 298 00:20:07,282 --> 00:20:09,042 You cannot be saved. 299 00:20:17,773 --> 00:20:22,610 Letters declare to me that you are enslaved to human love. 300 00:20:24,581 --> 00:20:29,665 And if you cannot conquer it, you cannot be saved. 301 00:20:29,945 --> 00:20:33,352 Heloise, if you cannot conquer it, 302 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,678 you cannot be saved. 303 00:20:39,451 --> 00:20:41,491 I'm Cary Lockwood. 304 00:20:43,441 --> 00:20:47,161 I'm Cary. 305 00:21:00,443 --> 00:21:01,882 Go get 'em! 306 00:21:02,023 --> 00:21:06,407 Okay, so Cary stands in front of one of the gravestones 307 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,432 and Nikki comes to his side. 308 00:21:16,328 --> 00:21:19,767 I should be happy if I had none to fear but my enemies, 309 00:21:19,955 --> 00:21:24,155 and no other hindrance to my salvation but their calumny. 310 00:21:25,738 --> 00:21:27,040 But... 311 00:21:27,652 --> 00:21:29,587 Heloise... 312 00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:31,960 you make me tremble. 313 00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:37,625 Your letters declare to me that you are enslaved to human love, 314 00:21:37,954 --> 00:21:39,665 and yet... 315 00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:42,157 if you cannot conquer it, 316 00:21:43,163 --> 00:21:44,763 you cannot be saved. 317 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,755 Okay, let's cut it there. 318 00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,990 Thank you, Archie. We'll be in touch. 319 00:21:52,015 --> 00:21:55,185 Thank you. Thank you very much for seeing me, Mr Saunders. 320 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:56,403 Miss Wray. 321 00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:04,403 Well, George Burns wasn't wrong about how good-looking he is. 322 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,591 I liked him. 323 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,216 I think we could have our Cary Lockwood? 324 00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:09,960 What the hell was that accent? 325 00:22:09,985 --> 00:22:11,145 Australian? 326 00:22:24,712 --> 00:22:26,792 Dyan, come and say hi to Doris! 327 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,731 Hi, Dyan. 328 00:22:29,756 --> 00:22:31,595 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 329 00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:33,539 Gosh, you're very pretty! 330 00:22:33,564 --> 00:22:36,239 Oh, uh, thank you. 331 00:22:36,264 --> 00:22:38,372 Doris, thank you. 332 00:22:39,569 --> 00:22:41,128 I'm such a fan of all of your work. 333 00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:43,032 That's so kind of you to say. 334 00:22:43,064 --> 00:22:44,623 And of Cary's, I assume? 335 00:22:44,648 --> 00:22:46,412 No, she's not seen anything I've ever been in. 336 00:22:46,436 --> 00:22:48,196 THEY LAUGH 337 00:23:11,630 --> 00:23:14,285 Oh... You're not going to have any more? 338 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:17,069 - No. - Right, well... 339 00:23:17,094 --> 00:23:18,974 waste not want not. 340 00:23:24,759 --> 00:23:27,078 So, who else's food have you stolen? 341 00:23:27,337 --> 00:23:29,016 Well, what does that mean? 342 00:23:29,177 --> 00:23:31,403 Tell me about the other women in your life. 343 00:23:32,831 --> 00:23:34,528 You're nobody's pushover, are you? 344 00:23:34,553 --> 00:23:36,401 - I hope not. - Okay. 345 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:38,591 Like who? 346 00:23:39,010 --> 00:23:41,589 - Marilyn Monroe. - What about her? 347 00:23:41,614 --> 00:23:43,613 - Well, you knew her, didn't you? - Mm-hm. 348 00:23:43,638 --> 00:23:44,878 God rest her soul. 349 00:23:46,245 --> 00:23:48,060 What was she like? 350 00:23:48,085 --> 00:23:50,444 Uh, what was Marilyn like? 351 00:23:50,469 --> 00:23:51,856 She was very... 352 00:23:52,575 --> 00:23:54,214 very sweet. 353 00:23:54,348 --> 00:23:57,147 And open, dangerously so. 354 00:23:57,172 --> 00:24:01,020 Constantly putting herself in the hands of the wrong people. 355 00:24:01,045 --> 00:24:04,833 People who fed her cheap compliments and alcohol and drugs. 356 00:24:07,475 --> 00:24:11,122 She had so much love to give and then none for herself. 357 00:24:12,829 --> 00:24:14,468 Cary, do you do drugs? 358 00:24:14,493 --> 00:24:15,770 What?! 359 00:24:15,795 --> 00:24:17,954 I hear all this stuff about you and LSD. 360 00:24:17,979 --> 00:24:19,802 I... I thought that was for junkies? 361 00:24:19,827 --> 00:24:21,755 It's all perfectly legal. 362 00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:24,219 I do it under the supervision of my psychiatrist, 363 00:24:24,244 --> 00:24:25,804 Dr Morty Hartman. 364 00:24:28,914 --> 00:24:30,020 It's part of my therapy. 365 00:24:30,290 --> 00:24:31,739 And why do you need therapy? 366 00:24:31,764 --> 00:24:35,075 Oh, there's a lot about me you don't know, Dyan. 367 00:24:41,473 --> 00:24:42,715 Are you gay? 368 00:24:43,193 --> 00:24:45,215 Goodness, where did that come from? 369 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,606 I mean, I don't think that you are, 370 00:24:48,631 --> 00:24:51,110 but there are all these rumours. 371 00:24:51,135 --> 00:24:53,145 And... I mean, I don't care. 372 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,286 You seem to be a flirt. Maybe you flirt with both sexes? 373 00:25:02,073 --> 00:25:04,232 I have loved a lot of people. 374 00:25:04,477 --> 00:25:06,077 I married some of them. 375 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,098 And every one's broken my heart. 376 00:25:12,313 --> 00:25:14,193 You're not going to break my heart, are you? 377 00:25:15,067 --> 00:25:16,114 Probably. 378 00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,218 SHE LAUGHS 379 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,856 Ah! I walked into that one. 380 00:25:56,558 --> 00:25:58,238 Break a leg, Archie. 381 00:26:01,361 --> 00:26:03,001 Come on, Archie. 382 00:26:23,151 --> 00:26:25,430 Fay Wray's new play, Nikki, 383 00:26:25,455 --> 00:26:29,122 opened at the Longacre Theatre in New York City last night. 384 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:32,483 Written by her husband, John Monk Saunders, 385 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:36,907 a musical tale of daring do and aviation, 386 00:26:36,932 --> 00:26:39,451 the crowds received with rapturous applause. 387 00:26:39,476 --> 00:26:40,915 Rapturous applause. 388 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:45,859 Debuting as Cary Lockwood was a fine young actor called Archie Leach. 389 00:26:45,913 --> 00:26:48,872 And it's this reviewer's opinion that this man 390 00:26:48,897 --> 00:26:51,137 has a bright future. 391 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:55,092 Mr Fox, I'll level with you. 392 00:26:55,117 --> 00:26:57,731 I want to make sure I'm never hard up again. 393 00:26:58,962 --> 00:27:01,888 George Burns recommended me? The comedian. 394 00:27:02,066 --> 00:27:04,270 Yeah, he said you could guide me. 395 00:27:04,295 --> 00:27:07,692 He really is a comedian. I work in real estate. 396 00:27:07,717 --> 00:27:10,734 He calls me his agent but all I did is help him buy an apartment. 397 00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:12,918 Well, actually, that's fine with me. 398 00:27:12,943 --> 00:27:16,143 I don't think some show business-type would suit me anyway. 399 00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:21,989 So, you're making a 175 a week from this play? 400 00:27:22,014 --> 00:27:24,333 - That's right. - How many weeks it been running? 401 00:27:24,358 --> 00:27:26,718 - Three weeks. - Are you any good? 402 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,639 I think so, yes. 403 00:27:29,917 --> 00:27:31,715 Well then, we want a hike. 404 00:27:31,740 --> 00:27:34,259 We tell them for the rest of the run we want 300. 405 00:27:34,502 --> 00:27:35,661 And if they tour it... 406 00:27:35,686 --> 00:27:37,466 I don't know if they have plans to. 407 00:27:37,491 --> 00:27:40,250 Okay, well, we'll need a deal in principle if they do. 408 00:27:40,275 --> 00:27:41,914 - Are you married? - No. 409 00:27:41,939 --> 00:27:43,978 - Do you own an apartment? - I live in digs. 410 00:27:44,003 --> 00:27:46,042 Okay. Outgoings? 411 00:27:46,067 --> 00:27:48,169 Maybe $20 a week. 412 00:27:48,194 --> 00:27:50,553 I was thinking of hiring a car. 413 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:53,974 I met this actress and she's got to go to California 414 00:27:53,999 --> 00:27:55,878 to do a test for a speaking part. 415 00:27:55,903 --> 00:27:58,542 - You want to impress her? - Well... 416 00:27:59,129 --> 00:28:00,966 I thought I'd drive her out there when the play finishes, 417 00:28:00,990 --> 00:28:02,589 spend a couple of weeks with her. 418 00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:05,933 She's already made some films with Chaplin and others, 419 00:28:05,958 --> 00:28:08,011 but she wants to move into talkies. 420 00:28:09,131 --> 00:28:11,370 To be honest, I don't know what she sees in me. 421 00:28:11,395 --> 00:28:13,386 Do you want my opinion? 422 00:28:13,789 --> 00:28:17,308 You don't hire a car, you take her on the train, okay? 423 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:20,012 I mean, you've seen how much they're charging for gas these days? 424 00:28:20,037 --> 00:28:22,231 Twenty-two cents a gallon I paid the last time I filled up. 425 00:28:22,255 --> 00:28:23,434 I felt dizzy. 426 00:28:40,830 --> 00:28:43,549 It was hard to tell what they thought. 427 00:28:43,574 --> 00:28:48,545 I stumbled on a few damn words, but I thought I did okay. 428 00:28:48,570 --> 00:28:51,689 You'll be fine. You've already done pictures, 429 00:28:51,721 --> 00:28:53,920 everybody wants to see you do some more. 430 00:28:53,945 --> 00:28:56,505 - But will they want to hear me? - Hey, Ginny! 431 00:28:57,664 --> 00:28:59,663 Hello, Randy, what a surprise! 432 00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:02,122 This is Archie. 433 00:29:02,147 --> 00:29:04,066 - Archie Leach. - Randy Scott. 434 00:29:04,091 --> 00:29:07,570 Are you an actor too? Cos I could do without the competition. 435 00:29:07,594 --> 00:29:08,645 SHE LAUGHS 436 00:29:08,669 --> 00:29:10,917 Uh, strictly a stage actor. 437 00:29:10,997 --> 00:29:13,516 Shame, you have a great look. 438 00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:16,423 I could have a word with the casting department if you like? 439 00:29:16,448 --> 00:29:18,448 - Oh, no, I... - Get you a screen test? 440 00:29:23,867 --> 00:29:26,355 Whatever I have tried to do in life, 441 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,558 I have tried with all my heart to do it well. 442 00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:32,487 Whatever I have devoted myself to... 443 00:29:34,050 --> 00:29:36,417 ..I have devoted myself completely. 444 00:29:37,455 --> 00:29:40,776 In great aims and in small. 445 00:29:41,653 --> 00:29:46,855 I have always thoroughly been in earnest. 446 00:29:50,334 --> 00:29:52,693 I don't know why, but this time when they said "action", 447 00:29:53,203 --> 00:29:57,082 I just felt at home, like I knew what to do, 448 00:29:57,107 --> 00:30:00,292 how to move, what expression was right, when to smile. 449 00:30:00,317 --> 00:30:03,635 I'm pleased for you, really I am. 450 00:30:03,660 --> 00:30:04,819 I'm sorry, darling. 451 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:08,105 The ups and downs of this business can be quite the ride. 452 00:30:09,294 --> 00:30:11,173 Did they say when they'd get back to you? 453 00:30:11,198 --> 00:30:13,511 Just "in due course". 454 00:30:13,868 --> 00:30:17,627 Goddammit, I've already made movies with Chaplin! 455 00:30:17,652 --> 00:30:20,892 It's like I'm having to start over again. 456 00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:25,789 - How long is your contract for? - Five years they've offered me, 457 00:30:25,814 --> 00:30:29,453 at 450 a week and that's before Stanley talks to them! 458 00:30:29,478 --> 00:30:30,876 Five years! 459 00:30:31,141 --> 00:30:34,541 Don't you see, we've got it made. I'm gonna be a star! 460 00:30:44,070 --> 00:30:48,349 Okay, so, we need a little of your family history. 461 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,159 So we can put out a press release about you? 462 00:30:51,184 --> 00:30:52,370 Um... 463 00:30:52,848 --> 00:30:54,589 Archibald Alexander Leach, 464 00:30:54,614 --> 00:30:57,053 date of birth January 18th, 1904. 465 00:30:57,425 --> 00:31:00,183 Okay. Mother, father, sisters, brothers? 466 00:31:00,208 --> 00:31:02,486 - No. - No what? 467 00:31:02,511 --> 00:31:04,670 My mother's dead and I don't see my father. 468 00:31:04,695 --> 00:31:05,854 I'm sorry. 469 00:31:05,879 --> 00:31:07,972 I don't want you to put anything about my family. 470 00:31:07,997 --> 00:31:10,042 Well, where were you born? 471 00:31:10,067 --> 00:31:11,784 I'd rather you just left that out. 472 00:31:12,106 --> 00:31:14,465 But I have to put something. 473 00:31:14,490 --> 00:31:15,890 Can you make it up? 474 00:31:16,531 --> 00:31:18,251 Well, where shall I say you were born? 475 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,279 Wisconsin. 476 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,620 Wisconsin? Why Wisconsin? 477 00:31:23,645 --> 00:31:25,519 I... I knew somebody from there once. 478 00:31:25,544 --> 00:31:27,526 So, do you just want me to make it all up? 479 00:31:27,551 --> 00:31:29,494 I don't care what you put. Whatever it is, 480 00:31:29,519 --> 00:31:31,105 it'll be better than the truth. 481 00:31:31,521 --> 00:31:35,651 Okay. Well, there's one more thing. 482 00:31:35,676 --> 00:31:37,650 They want you to change your name. 483 00:31:37,675 --> 00:31:40,834 - Archie Leach doesn't cut it. - But that's my name. 484 00:31:40,859 --> 00:31:43,338 The conditions specify a new professional name. 485 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,959 They say it sounds kinda clumsy. 486 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,320 Okay. 487 00:31:48,891 --> 00:31:50,269 Anything come to mind? 488 00:31:51,223 --> 00:31:54,822 Well, I... I played a part recently, and I like that name. 489 00:31:55,034 --> 00:31:57,473 It was Cary. Cary Lockwood. 490 00:31:57,498 --> 00:31:59,276 Cary Lockwood, okay. 491 00:32:00,815 --> 00:32:03,094 Uh... no. 492 00:32:03,119 --> 00:32:05,158 There's another actor called Lockwood. 493 00:32:05,183 --> 00:32:07,582 Um, I like Cary though! 494 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,105 Here... 495 00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:12,289 It's a list of names from the Los Angeles phone book. 496 00:32:12,314 --> 00:32:14,050 Try one of those. 497 00:32:14,196 --> 00:32:15,933 It's impossible. How can I choose? 498 00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:17,358 Just put your finger on one. 499 00:32:20,953 --> 00:32:22,313 Stumpfnagel. 500 00:32:23,957 --> 00:32:25,077 Try again. 501 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,236 Grant. 502 00:32:33,525 --> 00:32:34,894 Cary Grant? 503 00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:37,069 Cary Grant. 504 00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:39,925 Okay. That'll do. 505 00:32:57,201 --> 00:32:59,640 Boy, what a great day to have good eyesight. 506 00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:04,259 What a great... What a great day to have good eyesight. 507 00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:07,403 'Now what was it that George Burns called it? 508 00:33:07,428 --> 00:33:10,050 'Ah, yes, serendipity.' 509 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,839 Who was that? 510 00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:13,623 - Contract guy. - Who? 511 00:33:13,648 --> 00:33:15,167 I can't remember his name. 512 00:33:15,192 --> 00:33:17,136 Making Madame Butterfly, I think. 513 00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:18,960 I don't care if he's making Little Nell. 514 00:33:18,985 --> 00:33:21,424 If he can talk, I'll take him. 515 00:33:21,915 --> 00:33:24,275 You'll take him? For what? 516 00:33:25,106 --> 00:33:26,612 For the lead, of course. 517 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,026 Are you insane? 518 00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:35,425 You finally have a studio ready to make a Mae West picture, 519 00:33:35,450 --> 00:33:37,644 and you want for your co-lead 520 00:33:37,669 --> 00:33:40,909 somebody practically off the street. Why him? 521 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,599 I'll give you three good reasons, 522 00:33:44,624 --> 00:33:47,983 "S", "E" and "X". 523 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,933 I don't even know his name. 524 00:33:49,958 --> 00:33:53,238 Well, go find what it is and get him for me. 525 00:34:02,126 --> 00:34:03,910 Enjoying it, big boy? 526 00:34:04,009 --> 00:34:07,528 You're gonna make a lot of dough from now on, thanks to old Mae. 527 00:34:07,553 --> 00:34:09,232 I'm very grateful. 528 00:34:09,257 --> 00:34:11,456 You're friends with Randy Scott? 529 00:34:11,481 --> 00:34:14,320 Yes, we're... we're thinking of renting a house together. 530 00:34:14,345 --> 00:34:17,224 Let me know if you need somebody to come over and do your laundry. 531 00:34:17,249 --> 00:34:19,222 Okay, quiet on set! 532 00:34:19,247 --> 00:34:23,585 Here we go, Mae. Roll sound. And action! 533 00:34:23,610 --> 00:34:26,849 You know, I always did like a man in a uniform, 534 00:34:26,874 --> 00:34:29,550 and that one fits you grand. 535 00:34:29,575 --> 00:34:31,542 Why don't you come up some time and see me? 536 00:34:31,567 --> 00:34:33,222 I'm home every evening. 537 00:34:33,247 --> 00:34:35,839 - Yeah, but I'm busy every evening. - Busy? 538 00:34:35,864 --> 00:34:38,983 'Yes, it really was me she said that line to. 539 00:34:39,008 --> 00:34:41,261 'And, no, I didn't take her up on it. 540 00:34:43,561 --> 00:34:47,241 'I already had more than enough going on in that department. 541 00:34:57,308 --> 00:35:00,526 'Well, I'd achieved the wildest of my wildest dreams!' 542 00:35:00,794 --> 00:35:03,272 Everything I'd ever hoped for had come true. 543 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,995 And that's not something most people get to say. 544 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,870 I got offered lead parts. 545 00:35:08,895 --> 00:35:12,215 My name was up in lights. They started calling me a star. 546 00:35:12,248 --> 00:35:14,128 And paying me like one. 547 00:35:16,808 --> 00:35:19,534 I moved into a beach house with Randy Scott. 548 00:35:19,559 --> 00:35:22,519 We sent the rumour mill into overdrive. 549 00:35:29,288 --> 00:35:30,448 All kinds of things were said 550 00:35:30,473 --> 00:35:32,480 about two bachelors sharing together. 551 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:36,855 And we loved it. Studios, though, they tried to force me to move out. 552 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,714 No, I resisted. 553 00:35:40,497 --> 00:35:42,737 It's cheaper, I said. We split the rent. 554 00:35:42,762 --> 00:35:45,241 LAUGHTER 555 00:35:45,489 --> 00:35:47,269 I wasn't under contract. 556 00:35:47,294 --> 00:35:49,995 I chose the directors, I chose the producers, 557 00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:53,899 I chose the writers, my co-stars. I had total control. 558 00:35:54,001 --> 00:35:56,261 It was terrifying. Why? 559 00:35:56,286 --> 00:35:59,285 Well, because, deep down, I knew... 560 00:35:59,328 --> 00:36:01,446 That it wasn't going to make me happy. 561 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,730 Not real happiness. 562 00:36:03,755 --> 00:36:06,237 In the end, being one of the biggest stars in the world 563 00:36:06,262 --> 00:36:09,792 and having hundreds and millions of people think they know me, 564 00:36:09,817 --> 00:36:11,736 that didn't do it. 565 00:36:11,761 --> 00:36:13,360 How could it? 566 00:36:13,385 --> 00:36:15,385 I didn't know me. 567 00:36:17,738 --> 00:36:19,217 That's the truth of it. 568 00:36:19,242 --> 00:36:21,041 TELEPHONE RINGS 569 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,370 Somebody get that, please! 570 00:36:27,073 --> 00:36:29,191 RINGING CONTINUES 571 00:36:36,990 --> 00:36:38,222 Hello? 572 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,128 Who? 573 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,308 KNOCK AT DOOR 574 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,680 Come in. 575 00:36:47,930 --> 00:36:51,169 What's up? The premiere, it couldn't have gone any better. 576 00:36:51,202 --> 00:36:54,481 - Everybody loves you. - Not everybody, Stanley. 577 00:36:54,506 --> 00:36:57,705 Barbara and I had another huge fight. I slept here again. 578 00:36:57,730 --> 00:36:59,613 - You want a drink? - Sure. 579 00:37:00,012 --> 00:37:02,331 - Something strong. - Scotch. 580 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:07,770 It's going to be divorce number two, I'm afraid. 581 00:37:10,205 --> 00:37:11,777 Where do I start? 582 00:37:11,802 --> 00:37:14,776 You marry this beautiful woman, 583 00:37:14,801 --> 00:37:19,160 who happens to be the most wealthy woman in the world. 584 00:37:19,185 --> 00:37:22,456 Now, why wouldn't you want to stay married to a person like that? 585 00:37:22,481 --> 00:37:25,280 I do, Stanley. She doesn't. 586 00:37:25,754 --> 00:37:29,873 It's... It's an irretrievable situation. 587 00:37:29,898 --> 00:37:31,161 Now why would you say a thing like that? 588 00:37:31,185 --> 00:37:32,625 Because it's true. 589 00:37:35,034 --> 00:37:36,683 I just had a call. 590 00:37:37,432 --> 00:37:40,112 - What, from Barbara? - No, no. 591 00:37:41,878 --> 00:37:44,957 The voice at the end of the phone asked to speak to Archie Leach. 592 00:37:45,114 --> 00:37:47,793 It took me a moment before I realised it was referring to me. 593 00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:49,740 Who was it? 594 00:37:52,598 --> 00:37:54,158 My father. 595 00:37:57,330 --> 00:38:00,410 I haven't heard from him for nearly 30 years. 596 00:38:00,435 --> 00:38:03,167 - What did he want? - He didn't say. 597 00:38:04,388 --> 00:38:06,027 Just that he had something to tell me 598 00:38:06,052 --> 00:38:07,785 and could I please go for a visit. 599 00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:10,455 We've just done a two-picture deal with RKO. 600 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,331 You don't have time to go to England. 601 00:38:12,356 --> 00:38:14,511 Oh, there's always time. You can sort it out. 602 00:38:26,203 --> 00:38:29,410 'So, I came back to where it all started. 603 00:38:30,028 --> 00:38:34,227 'Cary Grant found himself in the land of Archie Leach.' 604 00:39:17,511 --> 00:39:19,319 I see you, 605 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,240 but I don't believe it's you. 606 00:39:22,232 --> 00:39:24,323 Little Archie all grown up. 607 00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:27,487 Hello, Dad. 608 00:39:28,659 --> 00:39:31,639 Oh, this is, uh... This is your, uh... 609 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:32,659 This is Eric. 610 00:39:32,684 --> 00:39:35,283 My brother. Half-brother. 611 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,560 - How do you do? - Alright. 612 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,626 Eric, get Archie a drink, will you? 613 00:39:40,651 --> 00:39:42,570 What'll you have? A pint of bitter? 614 00:39:42,611 --> 00:39:43,971 Why not? 615 00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,340 So... 616 00:39:47,724 --> 00:39:52,203 how have you been these last few decades? 617 00:39:52,228 --> 00:39:54,096 Yeah, can't complain. 618 00:39:54,784 --> 00:39:58,503 Enough money to keep us in baccy and bevvies, 619 00:39:59,151 --> 00:40:00,722 And you can't ask for more than that, can you? 620 00:40:00,746 --> 00:40:01,946 Right. 621 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,250 What's your accent, boy? 622 00:40:07,085 --> 00:40:08,804 I've been in America quite a long time. 623 00:40:08,829 --> 00:40:10,828 You may not have noticed. 624 00:40:11,055 --> 00:40:12,894 It tends to rub off. 625 00:40:13,137 --> 00:40:15,096 Well, you've done mighty well. 626 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:17,121 Don't think I'm not proud of you. 627 00:40:18,011 --> 00:40:21,729 I'm just sorry you didn't carry on with the family name. 628 00:40:22,466 --> 00:40:24,865 Well, they asked me to change it and... 629 00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:27,050 I wasn't really in a position to refuse. 630 00:40:29,042 --> 00:40:31,378 As long as you're not ashamed of us. 631 00:40:36,353 --> 00:40:37,513 Well... 632 00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:42,549 ..I'm here. 633 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,604 What is it you wanted to say that you couldn't say on the telephone? 634 00:40:48,109 --> 00:40:49,229 Ah... 635 00:40:50,980 --> 00:40:53,838 Thank you... Eric. 636 00:40:53,863 --> 00:40:55,299 No! No, no, no. 637 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,999 It's not every day you get to buy a famous film star a pint of wallop. 638 00:41:00,361 --> 00:41:02,745 Well, here's mud in your eye. 639 00:41:02,770 --> 00:41:04,050 Cheers. 640 00:41:08,780 --> 00:41:09,780 Wow. 641 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,878 - It's pretty good. - Eric. 642 00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:15,022 Could you leave us for a few moments, boy? 643 00:41:15,047 --> 00:41:17,706 Only there's things I need to discuss with Archie. 644 00:41:17,731 --> 00:41:19,331 Course, yes. 645 00:41:23,779 --> 00:41:25,938 Don't think I know why he came down here. 646 00:41:25,963 --> 00:41:27,882 I think he wanted to meet you. 647 00:41:27,907 --> 00:41:29,866 - Ah. - I can't get over it. 648 00:41:29,891 --> 00:41:32,929 You leaving here as a boy and coming back as a man. 649 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,331 A good-looking man at that and all. 650 00:41:36,923 --> 00:41:38,198 Well? 651 00:41:39,193 --> 00:41:40,593 Well... 652 00:41:41,468 --> 00:41:45,495 ..my health's not been too good, but my conscience is clear. 653 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,919 I know none of us know when, you know, how long we got, 654 00:41:48,944 --> 00:41:53,344 but when it comes, I shall go with my head held high. 655 00:41:54,628 --> 00:41:56,548 Your conscience is clear about what? 656 00:41:58,109 --> 00:41:59,659 I did it for you. 657 00:42:00,319 --> 00:42:02,721 I didn't want her interfering, Archie. 658 00:42:04,554 --> 00:42:06,514 I thought she'd hold you back. 659 00:42:07,039 --> 00:42:08,917 What are you talking about? 660 00:42:09,858 --> 00:42:11,178 Well... 661 00:42:13,334 --> 00:42:16,174 ..not to put too fine a point on it, 662 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:18,549 it's your mother I'm talking about. 663 00:42:18,954 --> 00:42:20,274 What about her? 664 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,640 No nice way to say it but... 665 00:42:26,791 --> 00:42:28,674 ..she's still alive. 666 00:42:30,279 --> 00:42:32,199 What... What do you mean? 667 00:42:34,414 --> 00:42:36,744 I did it for you, boy. 668 00:42:37,177 --> 00:42:40,260 You... You know how she was when we lost John. 669 00:42:40,285 --> 00:42:43,655 My mother is alive? And while-while we're... 670 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:47,215 while we're talking in this pub, Mum is alive somewhere? 671 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,520 Yes, that's so. 672 00:42:49,439 --> 00:42:51,799 Where? Where is she? 673 00:42:53,592 --> 00:42:55,017 She's in... 674 00:42:55,561 --> 00:42:57,041 Fishponds Asylum. 675 00:42:57,882 --> 00:42:59,588 I had to put her there. 676 00:43:07,112 --> 00:43:08,951 You told me she was dead. 677 00:43:08,976 --> 00:43:15,135 You told a little boy that his mother was dead. 678 00:43:16,443 --> 00:43:18,799 I judged it was the best thing to tell you at the time 679 00:43:18,824 --> 00:43:20,479 in the state she was in. 680 00:43:21,212 --> 00:43:24,731 She became a very difficult person to live with. 681 00:43:24,756 --> 00:43:26,760 She gave me all sorts of problems! 682 00:43:26,846 --> 00:43:29,285 You were meant to look after her. 683 00:43:29,310 --> 00:43:31,948 You were meant to protect her. She's your wife. 684 00:43:32,030 --> 00:43:34,909 - She's your fucking wife! - Aah! Aah! 685 00:43:34,934 --> 00:43:37,213 - I did it for you, boy! - You're fucking evil! 686 00:43:37,246 --> 00:43:39,846 - I did it for you! - You told me she was dead! 687 00:43:39,871 --> 00:43:41,191 I did it for you, boy! 688 00:43:45,898 --> 00:43:48,697 Don't be too hard on me, boy. I've only just got you back. 689 00:43:48,722 --> 00:43:51,572 No, you don't get me back. You don't have a son. 690 00:44:21,938 --> 00:44:23,697 Welcome to our hospital, Mr Grant. 691 00:44:23,722 --> 00:44:25,281 - Thank you. - Please... 692 00:44:25,306 --> 00:44:27,780 - Hello. - Hello. 693 00:44:27,805 --> 00:44:29,764 She's never really caused us any problems. 694 00:44:29,789 --> 00:44:32,547 I asked around for years whether she had any other family 695 00:44:32,572 --> 00:44:35,851 other than her husband, given his inflexibility, 696 00:44:35,876 --> 00:44:37,835 but I never got to the bottom of it. 697 00:44:38,127 --> 00:44:40,899 If only we'd known who her son was. 698 00:44:40,924 --> 00:44:43,124 I've seen lots of your films and... 699 00:45:04,030 --> 00:45:05,470 Hello, Mother. 700 00:45:14,697 --> 00:45:17,804 I mean, I know I've grown a little. 701 00:45:18,778 --> 00:45:20,658 Don't you recognise me at all? 702 00:45:23,650 --> 00:45:25,617 It's your son, Mrs Leach. 703 00:45:25,642 --> 00:45:28,402 Remember he was coming to see you today? 704 00:45:30,968 --> 00:45:33,507 My... My son? 705 00:45:37,688 --> 00:45:40,443 No, this isn't my son. 706 00:45:42,841 --> 00:45:45,536 No, where's Archie? Where's my little Archie? 707 00:46:15,889 --> 00:46:17,929 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 52134

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