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It's the day before winter break.

Nobody expects you to learn anything.

All you gotta do is watch
a holiday special

and eat snacks till 3:00 p.m.

But somehow, some way,
on this blow-off day of all blow-off days

you get sent to the principal's office.

It wasn't my fault.

It's-It's like I told Mr. Bonner.
I don't know how it happened.

Just like you didn't know who was running

that McCallister Elementary "pay-to-play"
Little League scam.

That was a mystery.

Or who printed up fake rewards cards
for Yo-Go-Rama.

Okay, for the record,
yogurt prices are ridiculous these days.

Andy,

you are smart and charming,

and I truly believe there's nothing
you can't do if you put your mind to it.

But you keep putting your mind
to the wrong stuff.

Look, I-I swear, Principal Clark.

I'm not a bad kid.

Ah-- Oh.

Why don't you use this break
as a kind of a reset button?

We can put all of this in the past.

But I want you to think about

the kind of kid
you want to be next semester.

Do you wanna be
the conniving, scheming con man,

or do you wanna be something better?

I wanna be something better.

I-- I can change, Principal Clark.

I know I can.

Please. No boogers on the blazer.

Tears were a nice touch.

So, you get it?

Dulce, who you talking to?

I-- I can change,
Principal Clark. I know I can.

Please, no boogers on the blazer.

The confiscation closet holds every item
ever unjustly snatched

from a student's hand.

It's the biggest job we've ever pulled.

And today's our last chance to pull it.

It's the end of the semester,

which means
the school's gonna empty out the closet

and give all of our stuff to charity.

We can't let that happen.
How much time do we have?

I'm not a bad kid.

Pick-up's at 2:45.

That gives us five minutes
to pull this off. You ready?

I was born ready.

See you on the other side.

Say, "Thank you, Santa Claus."

- Thank you.
- Bye. Merry Christmas.

Well, young lady, what's your name?

I'm sorry, she doesn't speak English.
She's Dutch.

She's just come over.

Shouldn't you be in class?

Uh...

She's been living in an orphan's home
in Rotterdam ever since--

Well, we've adopted her.

It's the day before winter break.

Nobody expects you to learn anything.
All you gotta do is watch a--

This is Principal. I want you to blow off
the day before 3:00 p.m.

See you next semester.

Uh-- Hey, what are you all doing?

Whoo-hoo!

Do not make me call your parents
over this break! Get back here!

I can't believe
we actually pulled this off.

Hey!

- What are you doing with that cart?
- Nothing.

Andy, we just talked about this.

- And now I catch you with--
- No, Principal Clark. Don't--

Cookies?

I mean, I knew they were there.

I-- It was a surprise
for you and the staff.

You guys work so hard.
I just wanted to show our appreciation.

Well, that's very nice of you, Andy.
I'll make sure the staff gets them.

- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

Where did you-- How did you--

I can't believe
we actually pulled this off.

But what about the stuff?
How are we gonna get it out?

The janitor's gonna carry it out for us.

Andy, what do we have for Lewis?

Please tell me it's my dad's drone.

I wasn't supposed to take it,
but I took it.

And then Mrs. Noober saw it
and she took it.

Hurry it up, son.
Some of us got places to be.

- Albert, chill. You'll get your turn.
- Don't tell me to chill. I invented chill.

Bam.

You saved my butt big time.

If my dad found out about this,
I'd get in so much trouble.

We're talking Naughty List for sure.

Did you know the government pays
the Internet

to block the location of Santa's village--

Andy, you got a slingshot in there for me,
my man?

No money, no slingshot, my man.

Five bucks.

But I don't have this many bucks.

Sweet Lord.

Have you ever seen a face that adorable?

I-- It's breaking my heart.
Just give it to him. Give it to him.

Here you go. One slingshot.

Thanks a lot, suckers.

Deuces!

Hey, hey! You owe us!

I can't believe
you just blew your cut of the money

on a game for a console
you don't even have.

Your parents are never gonna buy it.

It's too expensive.

Which is why I sent Santa a letter
last week asking for it.

Backup plan. I like it.

I mailed the big guy back in November.

Santa's my only chance
of getting an archery set.

My parents think it's too dangerous.

- It is too dangerous.
- That's why I want it.

I gotta admit that cookie move
was a stroke of genius.

If Clark had busted us
for taking that stuff,

we would've been in so much trouble.

We didn't take that stuff.

We took it back.

We returned those lost treasures
to their owners.

We did a good thing today, Dulce.

Heck yeah, we did.

Merry Christmas, Dulce!

Merry Christmas, Andy.

Hey! Door's locked. Let me in.

So, Andy, how was school today?

Anything exciting happen?

Uh, school was fine, Laurel.

Really? 'Cause Stacy Wilcox told me
that Jessica Chen told her

that Mateo Garcia's little sister said

that you got sent to
the principal's office.

- You got sent to the principal?
- Again? Is that true?

Well, yes. It's-- It's true.

Principal Clark was having trouble
with her Wi-Fi

and all the other kids wanted to
watch a movie.

So, I volunteered to help her.

Andy,

you are so thoughtful.

Aw.

What? You don't actually believe this,
do you?

Well, he is the one who always fixes
the Wi-Fi around here.

Who wants brussels sprouts?

You know I do.
Can't get enough of those veggies.

Hey, Andy.

Did you know if someone looks up
and towards the right while talking,

there's an 80% chance they're lying?

Well,
that's a fascinating factoid, Laurel.

- Hmm.
- You know, I heard that if someone wastes

their first night of winter break
reading a book about how to spot liars,

there's a 100% chance they're a loser.

Listen, I know what you tried to do
at dinner tonight,

and I respect it.

But you will never, ever beat me.

I'm too smooth,

too smart.

I'll always be one step ahead.

You may have Mom and Dad fooled,
but not me.

Just 'cause you don't get caught

- doesn't mean you don't do bad things.
- Agree to disagree.

One of these days
you're gonna push it too far.

Your lies and schemes,
they'll blow up in your face.

And I'll be there.

And I will laugh so hard.

Well, you're gonna have to wait
a long time. Maybe forever.

Do you know what I would do if I were you?

Is just go on living my life

like it's not gonna happen--

A flying reindeer?

That's what he said.

The last thing we need
is for it to get out

that a World Express pilot
thinks a flying reindeer clipped his wing.

It sounds like Bruno's been flying
that northern route too long.

Crazy thing is,

the dent in the plane
did look like hoof prints.

Christmas!

Everybody up! It's Christmas, people!

Tiny Blox.

Tiny Blox.

Tiny Blox. Was there a sale
on Tiny Blox or something?

Where's the good stuff?

No way.

This is the leotard
for the state gymnastics team.

I thought we were waiting
for her to actually make the team

before we got her one.

I didn't get it for her.

Maybe your mother got it.

W-What does the tag say, sweetheart?

Um--

"To Laurel from Santa."

Thanks, "Santa."

There's nothing here.

Why-Why didn't Santa bring me anything?

Maybe because he doesn't bring gifts
to naughty kids.

Your brother is not naughty.

Really?
Then why didn't "Santa" get him anything?

- Who wants pancakes?
- I'll help.

Why would your mother buy something
for Laurel but not for Andy?

We don't know this was my mother.

Remember when I said this was gonna
catch up with you and I was gonna laugh?

Well, this is me laughing.

Santa.

Look what I got.

It's exactly what I wanted.

That's so cool. Go show Dad.

- Dad, look.
- Let me see.

- Let's see what else Santa brought.
- Yeah, go sit down.

Santa got my wish.

This looks so cool!

- You're not gonna believe this.
- Santa stiffed you?

Santa stiffed me.

Wait, you too?

No bow, no arrows. Nothing.

I always get a gift from him.

Why not this year?

Unless...

The Naughty List.

You came to the right place, my friends.

Everybody thinks Christmas time is about
peace on Earth and good will toward men.

But it's actually about mind control.

Mind control?

Just as every culture
has their version of Santa Claus,

they also have a myth
created to scare kids into behaving.

In Germany it's Krampus,
and in Italy it's Le Befana .

In Japan it's Santa Kuroshu.

But they're all different forms
of the same thing.

- The Naughty List.
- So the Naughty List is just a myth?

That's what I thought
until I looked deeper.

Got this bad boy from Santa.

Two terabyte hard drive,
one terabyte of RAM.

Sixty-four core CR-990 CPU--

- Uh-- Okay, Lewis.
- Right.

Check this out.

Ooh.

Yeah,
I don't know what I'm looking at here.

It's an algorithm I wrote.

It crawls the web, searching
message boards, social media, videos--

any place a kid can complain
about not getting anything from Santa.

This is the Naughty List.

Huh. Look at 'em all.

I-- There must be thousands.

Over a million.

At least that's how many I've found
so far.

S-- This is wrong.

Uh. No, it's correct.
At least within a margin of error--

No, I'm not talking about your algorithm.

I'm-I'm talking about the Naughty List.

I'm talking about stiffing kids
at Christmas.

Since when does Santa Claus get to decide
who deserves presents and who doesn't?

Since always. Hello?

"He knows you're sleeping.
He knows you're awake."

Lewis.

I-If Santa didn't deliver our gifts,
where are they?

If they never left his workshop,
then they must still be there.

Wait, are you thinking
what I think you're thinking?

They're all just sitting there.

Everything we wanted.

You were thinking
what I thought you were thinking.

Andy, this isn't like
sneaking into the confiscation closet.

But it is.

The idea is exactly the same
except the payoff is way bigger.

Dulce, Santa took Christmas from us.

Let's take it back.

Even if there was a warehouse
full of undelivered Christmas presents,

i-it's not like we know where it is.

I know where it is.

Before I tell you,
you have to promise to take me with.

I-I don't know.

Lewis,
you're not even on the Naughty List.

- You wanna be a part of a job like this?
- Absolutely.

I spent three years
searching for proof of Santa's village.

I have to see it for myself.

If you show us where the presents are,
I promise I'll take you.

I've been monitoring this spot 24-7.

And the only time it ever changes
is December 24th at 11:59 and 59 seconds.

That's when this happens.

- What was that?
- That is Santa's village.

No way!

Wait. Lewis, can you filter
the Naughty List by location?

Uh, of course. Why?

Because if we're gonna sneak
into the North Pole,

it's gonna take the best team
I've ever assembled.

In addition to us, we need a gymnast,
an adorable innocent,

an animal whisperer, a master of disguise,
and a pilot.

That's eight. Who's the ninth?

The getaway driver.

Who are you thinking?

Her.

On your marks. Get set.

Go!

It's too steep!

Stop.

She's gonna get chewed up!

Keep watching.

- Oh, no.
- Stop! Stop! No!

Oh!

My bad!

How long do we have to sit here?

It's freezing out.

You think this is cold?

You know we're going to the North Pole?

- Whoa.
- Here we go.

Whoa.

Uh-huh.

Lunchtime.

Hey there, horsey.

You don't like pulling this dumb thing,
do you?

Did that horse just answer her?

When I say "run," you run.

Got it?

- Run!
- Hey! My sandwich!

Hey, that's my lunch!

My horse!

Peaches! Get back here!

Mmm. Egg salad.

All right, Laurel.

Just like we practiced.

You got this.

Hmm.

Any time.

Nice. Okay.

Keep it nice and tucked.

Oh, man.

You'll get it next time, Laurel.

Nice dismount.

- I'll get it next time.
- Make sure you get a video.

I won't be there to see it
'cause I'll be at the state meet.

All right, Bethany, you're up.

What are you doing here?

Relax. We're not here for you.

I'm here for her.

- Wow!
- Oh, my gosh.

That's our gymnast, all right.

Wow, this is amazing work.

You designed this all by yourself?

What's the sign say?

"Jon Anthony Originals."

- What's my name?
- Jon Anthony.

- What's that make this?
- Original?

- You better believe it.
- Wow.

- Now you want it or not?
- Yeah.

He made these things?

Yeah.

- Kid's got skills.
- Huh.

I don't know.

I told that hottie over there
I'd sell it to him for 200.

But if you throw cash down right now,
I'll do 150.

Deal.

- Nice doing business with ya.
- You too, kid.

I can't believe we're wasting a day
of winter break on this.

Basements are a great place to find rats.

I hate everything you just said.

I still don't get why Albert is here.

Hey, I was