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-[tapping]
-[intro music]
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Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all
about knowing fuck all about owt,
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needs to watch their back. [cries out]
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So, you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky high,
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literally, literally taking the grass
from its own roots.
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And now you've got your con-dem-nation.
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had
a national fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching, needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water?
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found,
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this green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs anymore.
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-This is our England now.
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[intro music]
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[intro music fades]
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[Carl] Get a few quid, shag a few birds,
decent clobber, smart motor...
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what then?
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Twenty five percent of lads aged 18 to 26
are waiting to be discovered.
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And ffty percent of sixteen year olds
want to be famous.
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For what? Don't you need
to be able to do something first?
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When the painful truth hits them
hard in the bollocks
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there's gonna be plenty of disillusioned
young men and women out there.
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[Frank] There son, go on.
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Go on son. Ta!
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[Carl] It's handy for alcohol companies
and drug dealers,
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as everyone gets twatted
to try and deal with it.
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Are you one of them bitter losers,
wondering what went wrong?
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Or, is there still time
to do something about it?
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[door opens]
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[man] Kelly Maguire...
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[laughing]
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I'll be there in five.
G'on, tell me what you're wearing.
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Sick. Where are you rubbing it?
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Go on, girl.
Turn it to the highest, let me hear you.
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Getting me at it now.
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-[alarm ringing]
-[woman] He's got my bag! He's got my bag!
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Push it all the way up.
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I bet it's nice.
Now pinch your nipples and shout my name.
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Hope it's not your mum or sister next.
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Yeah, they wouldn't be out on their own.
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No nothing, I'm coming.
Not in my pants, just wait there.
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-[flesh squishing]
-[mugger] Ah, help!
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Will somebody give me a hand?
I'm a policeman!
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Look, somebody give me hand!
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[mugger] Help!
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Can someone help?!
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[mugger screaming in pain]
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Yeah, ambulance.
His leg's impaled on a fence.
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Look, will someone give us a hand?
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-[phone ringing]
-[mugger screaming]
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Gallagher...?
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-[mugger screaming]
-[breathing heavily]
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Yeah, I'm almost there...
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...with love and respect
for the woman I worship
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and whose family I'm privileged to enter.
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I pledge to guide
her beautiful children...
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Maybe doing our own vows is a bad idea?
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Mimi's keen you stamp
your own style on this wedding.
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-She'll do a good job with hers.
-The lads'll think I'm taking the piss.
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So focus more on your love for Mimi,
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but, bottom line...
you are going to be their step-father.
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-[Micky] Mam?
-She's in the Jockey.
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I've just give Scouse Macka a slap.
Spreading lies.
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Said Dalglish and Souness spit-roast her
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the night them tramps
won the European Cup.
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-She hates Jocks.
-Maybe that's why?
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-What yous up to?
-[Jackson] Private tuition.
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-Thought you got maths?
-Everyone can improve.
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It's so I can help out with invoices,
spread sheets...
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-Duh! We don't keep paper trails.
-The Jockey has to.
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-Tax returns...
-Karen does all that.
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"I promise to love, cherish and mentor
these beautiful children
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James, Shane, Michael and Cilla..."
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[grunts]
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"I was the sad song you made better...
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said don't be afraid of the dark..."
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Fucking knew it!
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-Mam and that granny-shagger...
-Et tu Rooney...
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-He's got a name.
-Yeah?
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-What's the opposite of paedophile?
-Paedophobe?
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-I'm sorry, I'm sorry Mimi.
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[Jamie] Somebody gonna tell
us what's going on?
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I wanted a more fitting occasion
for the announcement...
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But I suppose more time to get your heads
around it is no bad thing...
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Billy Tutton is doing me the honour
of making me his wife.
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Who's Billy Tutton?
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No congratulations?
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A match made
in Jeremy Kyle ratings heaven.
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May you have a gilf-edged future.
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No "three cheers for the happy couple"?
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[Mimi] Bet a round of drinks on the house
will break the ice?
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On me.
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[all cheering]
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[paper rustles]
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I didn't get rid of it.
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So lay off the vodka!
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I swore I'd never be a single mum!
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You don't know what he'll say.
Shane loves--
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-It's got nothing to do with him.
-How can it not?
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Always trying to be nice.
Makes my skin crawl.
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-Bit harsh.
-All that natural, earthy shit...
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used to turn me on...
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Thrilled he was so different.
Now he just stinks.
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Your emotions are bound
to be all over the place.
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You know when you know. I've moved on.
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[paper rustles]
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-I hate this park.
-Even with me to protect you?
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[bikes approaching]
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Where were those shitbags
when they were needed?
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Eeew. Check PC Plod shaking his daft head.
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-Bet you feel safe with him at night.
-Carl's ten times the man you'll ever be.
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Carl...
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I think he knows it takes more than
Armani jeans and a pair of air max
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to be a man... eh Gallagher?
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[Vicky] Stand up for yourself!
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Do you two wash the filth off each other
in the shower?
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Leave it.
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Did you know him?
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I think so.
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Simon... Wexford?
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In our kid's year in school.
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-Ian?
-Lip.
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Good at football?
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Brilliant. City's academy.
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Not that good then.
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[Micky] I vote we choke him
on his bollocks,
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slice him like a pizza
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and feed him to the eels
in the Manchester ship canal.
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Ah the curious face
of Billy Tutton Button.
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I'll get him on his own, have a word.
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Imagine it's you or him...
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Dead or alive
but there can only be one winner...
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Alright. Calm down.
-[Micky] Right,
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he's ripped you off
for fifty grand. [laughing]
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[Micky] Nobheads.
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-We can't kill him for marrying mum.
-Pussies.
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[Jamie] We make the little shit realise
this can't happen.
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Send him far away if necessary.
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-[Shane] If she follows him?
-At least we've done our best.
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-Have you heard yourselves?
-Earwigging.
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Surprises are nice,
but I don't want you spending too much.
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Our love for each other
is everything we need.
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D'you reckon Mimi?
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[Kelly] Few brothers and sisters
might be nice for Cilla.
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We'll have to get a move on.
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That's what it's all about Mimi.
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Maybe some day
you'll get a grip of your bird?
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Billy... I need a word.
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Can't mate I'm sorry...
got to go see a man about a car.
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[rock music]
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[music stops]
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Me and Paddy turned the tables
on the greedy fucks.
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Started drinking
in this hotel weeks before,
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spent plenty, got the manager sweet...
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Night of the wedding,
promised we'd pay the tab at the end.
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Free bar, everyone proper drunk,
we just did one. Never went back.
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-Why don't we do that?
-Cameras, too many grasses.
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-It's tricky now.
-I hope I make you as happy as Paddy did.
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[Mimi] Oh of course you do.
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-[kiss]
-[door closes]
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[Mimi] And then some... Handsome.
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Did you bait many badgers, Daisy Crockett?
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Lovely. Keep us cosy this winter.
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Make a nice hat and mittens them.
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You're alright in there?
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-It's easier to concentrate.
-Did you ask Chesney about the food?
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What?
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You know Jamie won't let this happen.
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And we all have to follow our leader.
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I can't do dead things anymore.
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-I thought we were doing alright.
-I'm sorry Shane.
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-I can't be with you.
-After everything that we've been through?
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Years of ups, downs,
spinning round and fucking round?
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What's so big
that we can't deal with it now?
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It's not about the big stuff anymore.
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-Is it that bald fucker?
-[sighs]
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[mimics] Slag... wanker, wanker!
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[laughing]
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Come on! I can do that.
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Bad taste Shane.
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-[tense music]
-[Shane grunts]
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Are you going to him?
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I'm going to no one.
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There is no one.
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Then what?
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The fact that there almost was.
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Means you can't be the one anymore.
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[Shane sighs]
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I promise.
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-I promise that I will make this better.
-Don't...
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[chuckles] No more hunting
if that helps...
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Kel I swear to God watch me.
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-Now that I know how you feel--
-You don't know how I feel.
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Yes, I do.
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[breathing heavily]
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I swear... I swear I'll fix us.
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Just give me one more chance
to show you.
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That's all I need.
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-[sighs]
-I'll show you.
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Three Rolexes, two Tags,
a Panerai and a bird's Cartier.
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-[laughing]
-[Carl] Suit Karen.
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[Jamie] These are worth a third
without their papers.
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Not these. Phil Fingerarse said
he'll take the lot at forty percent.
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Bit of a coincidence
Baghead Billy's just back from Bangkok.
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-[all laughing]
-These are real, dickhead.
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-The ramraids were on the news.
-You couldn't raid a biscuit tin.
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Not me!
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[whistle]
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-What are you doing here?
-Any chance of a chat?
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[Mimi] Don't I know you from somewhere?
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Am I in trouble?
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Still playing football?
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Bit of five a side. You?
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-Get a game with the National police team.
-Everyone thought you'd make it.
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[chuckles] Yeah. Went for different kinds
of trials instead.
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I know I should have done something.
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-[Carl] In the park.
-Don't worry about it.
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[Simon] Official policy is
discourage have-a-go-heroes.
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Gives us more paperwork
if a robbery becomes a murder.
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Like you said. Could've been my mam.
You should have left him stuck there.
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Yeah, well...
He'll never be a father, but he's alive.
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I never forget a bizzie's kipper.
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Crown court two years ago.
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You put Vinny the Red away for five years.
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And I'm sure you and Paddy
looked after his family.
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Only right seeing
as he kept his mouth shut.
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Buzzing you asked mate.
Just... you know...
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Soon as I get the cartilage fixed,
I'll definitely give you a call.
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Be good to play for a proper team again.
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-He's pressing charges.
-For what?
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Said I pulled his legs down on the spike.
Deliberately.
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-[Simon] My fault he can't have kids.
-Bollocks.
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Agreed. But if this goes the wrong way
I could go to jail.
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On some smackhead's say-so?
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00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,160
I've had something similar before...
243
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,840
I know it's hardly second nature,
244
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,800
but I could do with a witness.
245
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,600
[Simon] Or are you going
to turn away again?
246
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,960
I don't think you understand.
247
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,320
You know what?
248
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,280
I really do.
249
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:57,360
Having a laugh?
Gonna play football with a dibble...?
250
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,520
[Jamie] Need a lift?
251
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,040
-I'm not going far.
-[Jamie] It's alright Billy, get in.
252
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,440
I've got to go and see the florist.
253
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:19,000
I've got a few knock-off dresses,
need you to choose one for Mimi.
254
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,000
It'll just take a minute...
255
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:23,880
Maybe later mate.
256
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,520
[upbeat music]
257
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,280
[Jamie] Grab him!
258
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,400
[Jamie] Fuck's sake! What's up with you?
259
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,440
-Sorry.
-[Jamie] You OK?
260
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,360
[Jamie] Get in.
261
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,680
[muffled] Hang on Tony!
262
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,720
Fucking hell...
263
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:05,360
Right. Get in here and bend over
you worthless piece of shi...
264
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,560
Tony doesn't mind?
265
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,560
Won't be long.
266
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,320
Bit kinky. Much demand?
267
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,640
You've no idea.
268
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,760
I just almost ran our Shane over.
269
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,560
He's in bits.
270
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,880
Guilty about fucking
your mum's relationship
271
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,640
so you want to fix your brother's?
272
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,840
I don't need some headcase going under
when we're out grafting.
273
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,520
Again. All about you.
274
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,800
The law according to Jamie Maguire.
275
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:43,320
Not just about me if some ex brass
is taking the piss out of my family.
276
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:49,320
[sighs] Please leave.
277
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,440
Tell me I'm wrong...
278
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,800
Does he know?
279
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:07,160
-Did it get a bit messy with some punter?
-[laughs]
280
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,320
Are you keeping it?
281
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,800
[Jamie puffing]
282
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,640
No wonder you want out.
283
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,160
-It was over long before this.
-He thinks you're giving it another go.
284
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,720
Yeah? If we do it's because we want to.
285
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,240
[knocking on door]
286
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,400
When will you learn?
287
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,440
[Kelly] You can't make the world fit
into the box you want.
288
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,080
And every time you force it,
289
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,880
it keeps straining to spring back
into the shape it was meant to be.
290
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,280
Try not to hurt him too much.
291
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,800
[sighs]
292
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,880
Eight fifty, nine,
nine fifty, two grand...
293
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,599
[Mimi] Now add that
to what he's already give you.
294
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,359
Making me give in
and let Billy think I'm a pushover.
295
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,079
He thinks he did good though?
296
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,920
-Three?
-Five.
297
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:21,280
-Three and a half?
-You can't kid a kidder. Four and a half.
298
00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:26,280
My last offer... four grand?
299
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:31,960
[Billy laughing]
300
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,840
-I'm grateful Ches.
-Got my reputation to think of.
301
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,640
He's trying to prove himself.
302
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,720
Jackson said he was
a real trier at school.
303
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,360
That's what we called the divvies
in woodwork.
304
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,480
-Don't be so sensitive Mimi.
-[Aidan] He didn't even get that.
305
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,800
Don't think I haven't noticed
all the sniggering behind our backs.
306
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,480
-You're being paranoid.
-[Mimi] Yeah?
307
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,400
Hardly been inundated with offers to help,
have we?
308
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,880
-I helped with your vows.
-[Mimi] Wit woo.
309
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:58,040
-Nobody's actually said
they're pleased for us...
310
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,800
To be honest...
311
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,440
A few of us aren't sure
you're doing the right thing.
312
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,640
Mimi always knows her own mind.
313
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,840
Too right Ches.
314
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:18,040
We'll see how dubious everyone is
when they're necking free champagne.
315
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,880
All night?
316
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,760
That dibble deserves all he gets.
317
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,720
Think they can go round slapping
who they like.
318
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,440
[indistinct chatter]
319
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,920
Is that our Daz?
320
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,760
[indistinct chatter]
321
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,040
Daz!
322
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,320
[laughing]
323
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,920
How much? I'll buy it off you! Daz!
324
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,920
Daz!
325
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,320
-He'll get all in Cash for Stash him.
-[Carl] You alright?
326
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,480
How about that for gratitude?
327
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,280
[Billy] Is there a price
on the '45 Phantom convertible
328
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,560
-without a chauffeur?
-Let's go.
329
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,680
What's the postcode got to do with it?
330
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,760
[Billy] You stick your shit car
up your arse.
331
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,720
That's the spirit.
332
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,240
-Now... about that chat?
-[screaming]
333
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,200
Piss-taking over sunshine.
334
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,840
You pack whatever possessions
you've accumulated in your tender years...
335
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,000
and you fuck off as far
from our mum as possible.
336
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,520
-What about Mimi?
-What about her?
337
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,280
She's recovered from bigger set backs
than some scrote
338
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,200
-doing a midnight flit.
-That's right.
339
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,800
You get in touch and tell
you had second thoughts.
340
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:38,560
You've changed your mind,
it wasn't meant to be, make up whatever...
341
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,880
but if I ever see you around here again...
342
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,920
I'll let this pit bull get medieval
on your arse.
343
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,400
[sniffing]
344
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,160
At least it's working.
345
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,440
It's mint.
Might get one on my next upgrade.
346
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,920
-Thought you just got a new phone?
-Thirty quid.
347
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,680
They're one fifty in the shop,
contract only.
348
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,400
-Who off?
-Daz Mitchell.
349
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,880
You shouldn't even know him.
350
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,040
It's alright for you to shag his sister.
351
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,240
-[Frank] And a lovely girl she is too.
-Hypocrite.
352
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,120
[Frank blowing]
353
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:18,000
-Where's he even getting thirty quid?
-You should be praising his initiative.
354
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,520
Should be on a curfew.
355
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,240
That's right. 24/7. Thought Police.
356
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,440
Tight rein does them
no favours round here.
357
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,720
Just enough slack
to stretch to Strangeways?
358
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:31,520
Social worker in the area...
is you new mate getting under your skin?
359
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,640
-Behave.
-[Frank] No, no. Careful Carl.
360
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,440
Y'know, enemy within. Cameron's Stasi...
361
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:39,440
-You should lay off the weed.
-It's got nothing to...
362
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:43,320
-[Frank] It's...
-[electronic music on earphones]
363
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,640
Go on.
364
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,760
-It will pass you know?
-What will?
365
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,480
-[Frank] Thinking you're better.
-I'm going for a run.
366
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:54,440
Not think there was plenty of times
when I'd had enough of the gaff?
367
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,080
I was a young man once,
sick of this place.
368
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:03,400
But we... Gallaghers...
thrive in this environment. Darwinian.
369
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,560
We're naturals when it comes
to playing the game. Their game...
370
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,680
So how come everyone else got off?
Fiona, Lip...?
371
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:14,760
Monica's snide little genes blagged it
to the front with them...
372
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:19,640
Truth be told,
they're not made for it the same way.
373
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,920
You and me...
374
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,080
You know... peas in a pod.
375
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,760
[Frank] Like your new bird said,
376
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,920
there's more of me in you than the others.
377
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,360
You're even better than I ever was.
378
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:35,240
Running errands for Jamie,
plenty of readies.
379
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,960
[Frank] You're a proper success story.
380
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,240
You can run but you can't hide...
381
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,080
[slams door]
382
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,520
[sighs]
383
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:50,160
[electronic music on earphones]
384
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,040
-[Simon] Someone help!
385
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,960
Gallagher. Someone give me a hand!
386
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,080
Someone. Gallagher.
387
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,640
Been a while
since we last ate as a family.
388
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,400
Sardine and tomato paste butties
389
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,760
and Greggs custard slices
for Cilla's birthday.
390
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:22,120
A proper meal. Conversation.
We still need to clear the air.
391
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,680
And you need some decent scran inside you.
Nerves, excitement, whatever it is...
392
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,880
Aids? [gasps]
393
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,720
[rushing steps]
394
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,880
Where's Kelly?
395
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,200
Probably getting rifled off
a six foot stud with an eight inch length.
396
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,960
Stop winding him up!
397
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,280
I don't want him wasting away
before we get hitched.
398
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,040
No one be late.
399
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,680
[door closes]
400
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,480
-Has he packed?
-Mam's had us too busy.
401
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:55,240
Be around for her once he's gone.
She's gonna need looking after.
402
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,520
Still say we cut him up!
403
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,160
I used to melt in Monica's eyes,
404
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,920
but these...
405
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,120
[laughing]
406
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,320
It better not turn all to mush...
407
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,800
[Frank mumbles] They'll sort that out.
408
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,000
[chuckles] No wonder I'm mad for Carl.
409
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,520
He learnt his lyrics
from a master craftsman.
410
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,560
[laughing]
411
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:18,240
Oh, eh up, here he is.
Careful what you say...
412
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,040
Eh, I've got someone
to look after me anyway.
413
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,440
-It was for football!
-Have you seen this?
414
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,080
[Jamie] Another busy fucker
sticking their nose in.
415
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,600
Some pensioner's just naused a brothel
on Whalley Lane.
416
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,840
It stopped people traffickers.
There were thirteen year old girls here!
417
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:37,520
See! Priorities... messed up.
Converting to the dark side already.
418
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,640
Don't be stupid!
419
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,960
-Got to earn a living somehow.
-Jamie. We're late.
420
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,480
So are we.
421
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,360
Don't know what the rush is.
KFC's twenty four seven.
422
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,800
-Cheers, everyone.
-[all] Cheers!
423
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,640
[oven alarm ringing]
424
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,960
Micky, hand...
425
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,200
Why haven't you packed yet?
426
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,080
[corkscrew clatters]
427
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,440
[Mimi] Can't beat a pan of scouse.
428
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,840
Sprouts, Kell?
429
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,360
Billy's not been eating properly.
430
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,640
Laying on the wedding
of the year's taking its toll.
431
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,800
I love you.
432
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,360
[indistinct chatter]
433
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,960
-[flushing toilet]
-[door opening]
434
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,080
I don't need it.
435
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,640
[Jamie] Looks like someone's had
a few beers.
436
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,720
If you want to get rid of me,
you'll have to do it your way.
437
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,280
[sobbing]
438
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,680
[Mimi] I've got something I need to say...
439
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,760
I know you don't want this to happen...
440
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:11,600
Nice to see no one's denying it.
Appreciate the honesty.
441
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,360
[Mimi] So...
442
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,600
in case anyone gets a bit brave
443
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,640
when it's 'speak now
or forever hold your peace...'
444
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,680
I'm gonna prove I know what I'm doing.
445
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,440
What was always my dream?
446
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,880
When you were kids,
where was my dream place to live?
447
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,560
Aigburth?
448
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,000
By the sea.
449
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,160
The final piece in my jigsaw of life.
450
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,440
Keep me happy til the day I die.
451
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,640
[siren]
452
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,640
[sighs]
453
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,040
[Mimi] Three months ago
your father rang me.
454
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:00,960
Where is he?
455
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,840
[Mimi] Working with some main players
out of Bangkok.
456
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,880
Exporting all over the world.
457
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,400
Hey. We could visit.
458
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,600
[Shane] A holiday.
459
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,800
You said
you've always fancied Thailand...?
460
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,840
Lovely.
461
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,280
[Mimi] This is his six bedroom house.
On the beach.
462
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,240
Four staff. Chauffeur driven Merc.
He asked me to join him.
463
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,680
[Mimi] He asked me to join him.
Told me he'd do anything.
464
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,040
Totally new man, begged me.
465
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,080
Said none of it mattered without me.
466
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,400
Like a lottery win... Except.
467
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,080
[Mimi] I told him it's not what I wanted.
468
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:39,880
I don't believe you.
469
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,400
First class. Manchester to Bangkok.
470
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,840
[chuckles] This was
before Billy turned up.
471
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,920
That's the point.
472
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:59,040
If I know that I don't want that luxury
and comfort for the rest of my days
473
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:03,680
credit me with enough intelligence
to know what I do want now?
474
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,600
We are doing this anyway.
475
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,600
[Mimi] But you're my family.
476
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:13,680
You're the people I want to spend
the rest of my life among.
477
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,360
[Mimi] Your approval counts
more than I think you know.
478
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,360
It won't be complete
without you behind us.
479
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:25,840
[Mimi] If you really love me,
please give us your blessing...
480
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,920
Fine.
481
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,880
You'll always be my little star.
482
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,840
Even Cilla couldn't knock you off
that pedestal...
483
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,480
Never feel threatened.
484
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,760
But I'd be the proudest mum in the world
if you'd agree to give me away.
485
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,720
[sobbing]
486
00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,720
Eh.
487
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,360
[Micky sobs]
488
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,000
-To Mimi and Billy...
-[all] Mimi and Billy.
489
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,040
[woman] Keep away! Ah!
-[glass smashes]
490
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:19,040
-[woman] get off you dickhead.
-[man]Get here you slag.
491
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,480
I'll smash your head in...
492
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,320
-[woman] Ah!
-[siren]
493
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:28,040
[indistinct chatter]
494
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,160
[chatter]
495
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,440
[blowing]
496
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,840
[Frank] We... Gallaghers...
thrive in this environment.
497
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,480
-[Frank] Darwinian.
-[blowing]
498
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,720
[Frank] You and me... peas in a pod.
499
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,440
-Simon!
-Nice timing.
500
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,080
-You come to console me?
-I'll say what I saw.
501
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,440
Once it made the news
they get a bit keen for a scapegoat.
502
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:09,400
I don't get you.
503
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,880
With my previous,
suspension's the easy option.
504
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,560
Nothing I can do?
505
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,640
Did it take you this long
to grow a pair?
506
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,400
We are fucked.
507
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,000
He says he's a thirty four waist
508
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,080
but I don't reckon he's seen
his bollocks since they dropped.
509
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,800
There you go... "Dad."
510
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,000
Finished?
511
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,240
Got a couple of spares
for the derby on Saturday
512
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,600
Should batter them.
513
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,840
-He still seems wary.
-Micky freaking him out won't help.
514
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,400
[Jamie] Fiance's still off his food.
515
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,440
[sighs] He must have lost a stone
with all this pressure.
516
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,640
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
517
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:04,560
Carl...
518
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,600
-[Chesney] No wires?
-Behave!
519
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,160
[Chesney] Laters.
520
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,000
-Hope you don't mind me asking...
-Go on.
521
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,560
My mates'd crumble anyway... bit young...
522
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,880
I'm not saying you're old, it's just...
523
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,120
you've got more about you
than most people here.
524
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,800
What are you on about?
525
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,240
Will you be my best man?
526
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,720
Least you've got your appetite back.
527
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,560
-I'm hungry for you.
-[laughing]
528
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,200
We've got a bit of business to attend to.
529
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,160
Could use another set of hands.
530
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,440
You're family now.
531
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,560
Bit of bonding... do you good.
532
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,680
[Billy grunting]
533
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,040
What's the business?
534
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,240
-You are.
-[Jamie] No point in hanging round.
535
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,360
-[thud]
-Agh! What the fuck's that?
536
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,520
Steds. Time to exercise those demons.
537
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,280
Mild ones. Stop your whining.
538
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:31,600
We've only got a week.
539
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,800
Mam doesn't want you looking
like a crackhead at the wedding.
540
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,120
[laughing] Come on champ
541
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:48,800
Hello... Needed to swerve predators
for a few million aeons ago?
542
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,400
Hardly.
543
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,360
Quick enough to catch a dodo?
544
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,680
Think KFC, Nando's all about...?
545
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,520
Civilisation mate.
546
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,320
-How's he doing?
-Who runs around here anyway?
547
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,960
Having it a bit lively from the odd lot.
Maybe...
548
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,400
I'm looking after myself, proper.
549
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:12,480
Oh well... ehh! Here she is! [laughing]
550
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,920
About time you two settled down.
551
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,120
Ignoring your texts?
552
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,880
We need to talk properly. Tonight.
553
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,160
Oh he's here now.
554
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:24,920
[Karen] Yeah.
555
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,440
-[Karen] Got it.
-[phone beeps]
556
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,000
-[paper rustles]
-Lucky day Carl.
557
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,720
[Karen] Collect that for Jamie?
Be the easiest monkey you've ever earnt.
558
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,880
Tell him I'm passing.
559
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,320
I don't think you've got a choice.
560
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,600
No offence, that's exactly what I've got.
561
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,840
-Oh aye...?
-[Frank] I'll go.
562
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,880
Feel free to stay with him if you want,
but I'm calling it a day.
563
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,120
-Who you talking to?
-Oh!
564
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,680
[laughing] As the man said...
565
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,920
Old... Young...
All the rage round here. Eh Mimi?
566
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,360
Do one you tramp.
567
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,640
[cheering on TV]
568
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,440
[presenter on TV]
569
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,840
[Shane] No way, that can't be his.
570
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,360
No, I'm not having that, how could you?
Where would you fucking put it?
571
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,000
[Shane] Hanging...
572
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,200
[Kelly] I'm pregnant.
573
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,240
I'm with child.
574
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,760
Fat fuck shouldn't have kids.
575
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,320
Somebody else's.
576
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,080
What you say?
577
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,480
I'm going to have a baby. I'm sorry.
578
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,840
[Shane] Who?
579
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,480
One of your regulars?
580
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,800
Could be a one-off.
581
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,640
Did you forget to take your tablets?
582
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,960
Nothing's a hundred percent.
583
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,720
But the pill and a condom,
it makes the chances minute.
584
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,400
I'll buy a lottery ticket.
See if the luck continues.
585
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,000
It wasn't on purpose!
586
00:34:11,159 --> 00:34:12,880
[sighs, grunts]
587
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,719
[Kelly] I hate hurting you.
588
00:34:17,199 --> 00:34:18,400
Maybe it's what we need.
589
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,320
-Somebody else's baby?
-A family.
590
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,159
No one needs to know it's not mine.
591
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,800
Everyone knows you're a jaffa.
They'll slaughter you.
592
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:30,440
-Some new medical discovery.
-Jesus Shane!
593
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:34,239
Call me a slag, slap me,
make some fucking sense!
594
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,639
We'll know.
595
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,960
Kel, I don't care what anyone says.
596
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,520
-I'm losing all respect for you.
-Well you'll find it again.
597
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:45,000
-This can't go on.
-I can't go on. Without you.
598
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,440
[Kelly] Yes you can.
599
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,159
Kelly.
600
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:54,600
I couldn't live without you
601
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,520
I don't know what I'd do...
602
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,240
Please Shane. Don't go there.
603
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,560
You'll learn to love me again.
604
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,520
I know you will.
605
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,040
["Town Called Malice" playing]
606
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,520
[bell rings]
607
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,080
♪ Better stop dreaming of the quiet life ♪
608
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,240
♪ 'Cause it's the one we'll never know...♪
609
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,960
[Micky] Come on, Billy! Go on!
610
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,440
♪ 'Cause those rosy days are few... ♪
611
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,040
[shouting]
612
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,960
♪ The things you've never done ♪
613
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:48,640
♪ 'Cause time is short and life is cruel
But it's up to us to change ♪
614
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:50,440
♪ This town called malice ♪
615
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:02,400
♪ Rows and rows of disused milk
stand dying in the dairy yard ♪
616
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,680
[Micky] Go on Billy!
617
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,280
[breathing heavily] Fuck!
618
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,640
[music fades out]
619
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:16,080
You said if I beat you, we can go home.
620
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,760
-What's up with you?
-No more...
621
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,080
-I just want to go.
-Come on Champ.
622
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,680
I just wanna go home.
623
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,800
[Jamie] Oh!
624
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,880
-What do you reckon?
-[Micky] Not bad.
625
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:34,960
Think he's ready?
626
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,320
Welcome to the family.
627
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,840
Eh. He wouldn't have put me down
that easy...
628
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:55,680
It's a pathetic excuse
for ordinary nobheads going bananas away
629
00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:00,080
from the missus and the uprights,
sniffing charlie and shagging brass...
630
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,360
Pitiful existence.
631
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,960
You not get asked on the stag-do?
632
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,480
[electronic music]
633
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,160
[Micky laughing]
634
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,520
[Micky] Hen-pecked already.
635
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,240
I tell you what,
he's a braver man than me taking her on.
636
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:22,240
Yeah, it's OK, but it doesn't feel right
if you're not having one.
637
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,040
I had one the first time round.
638
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:27,240
Last thing I need's a hangover
on my special day.
639
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,280
Chesney's on his way.
640
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,040
Enjoy yourself. I'm alright. Don't worry.
641
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,440
OK then. Right, bye.
642
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,160
[Cilla cooing]
643
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,760
Sure you're OK?
644
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,320
Course I am.
645
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,440
[chuckles]
646
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,040
Do you want one of mammy's stories?
647
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,760
[door closes]
648
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:56,840
About a princess who waited half her life
649
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,680
to find a real prince charming?
650
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,840
[knocking]
651
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,280
Keep your fucking hat on.
652
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,400
[knocking continues]
653
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,960
-Mimi Maguire?
-What's it to you?
654
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,920
I'm arresting you for wilful neglect
of your duties as the hen...
655
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,320
on the orders
of your friends and neighbours...
656
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,840
You didn't think you'd get away
with it that easy?
657
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,880
[all cheering]
658
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,000
[sensual music]
659
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,880
[all continue cheering]
660
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,720
[all screaming]
661
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,000
[laughing]
662
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,360
[electronic music]
663
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,760
What are you playing at?
664
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,760
No harm in giving him one final test.
665
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,040
He's been on the steds over a week,
666
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,720
we'll be lucky
if he doesn't smash this gaff up
667
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,680
and try and rape half the birds here!
668
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,960
Want to see how committed he really is.
669
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,120
-No complaints.
-Mum's the word eh...
670
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,960
[music fades out]
671
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,840
Fuck!
672
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,480
[Aidan] Carl...?
673
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,680
[Aiden] How are you supposed to fasten...?
674
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,640
[Carl singing]
675
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,280
[wedding bells]
676
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,840
[indistinct chatter]
677
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,200
[chatter]
678
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,440
[cheerful wedding music]
679
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,240
[horse neighs]
680
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,760
[Minister] Dearly beloved.
681
00:40:55,840 --> 00:41:01,000
We are gathered here today to celebrate
the wedding of William and Katherine.
682
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:06,960
Do you,
Katherine Mimi Harmonica Joy Maguire,
683
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,120
take William Tutton to be your husband.
684
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,360
I do.
685
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,880
[Minister] If anyone knows
of any lawful impediment...
686
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,120
please speak now
or forever hold your peace.
687
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,760
[coughing]
688
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:30,480
You've taught me, nurtured me,
helped me to grow and mature.
689
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,080
I will respect and treasure you
with every atom of my being.
690
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,280
Your precious family is now my own
691
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,240
and I embrace them into my world.
692
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,240
Jamie, Shane...
693
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,160
...walk on together.
694
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:48,960
I pledge to never try to control you.
695
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,760
[Mimi] To never smother you.
696
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,640
Trust and love will ensure
we walk on our natural paths
697
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,440
wherever they lead us.
698
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,040
You may now kiss the bride.
699
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,760
[all cheering]
700
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:20,800
Go on son!
701
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,760
[camera clicks]
702
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,280
[cheering]
703
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,800
[door closes]
704
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,400
I am sorry.
705
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:37,320
I know.
706
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,560
I won't stop you anymore.
707
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,040
Thank you.
708
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,120
[chatter]
709
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,400
[camera clicks]
710
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,240
[wedding bells]
711
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,360
-[all cheering]
-[camera clicks]
712
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,560
[all cheering]
713
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,160
[camera clicks]
714
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,120
Billy and Mimi knew they'd face criticism,
715
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,680
they knew people'd disapprove,
716
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,240
even those closest to them...
717
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,760
[all booing]
718
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:30,400
Regardless of this,
they've let their love lead them.
719
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,440
They were strong to stand up
for what they believed in.
720
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,280
You see they've set an example.
721
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,880
They've proved you find your direction
when you're true to yourself.
722
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,360
[Carl] Today's a very special day.
723
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,600
And I'm proud in more ways
than you could know.
724
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,520
Thanks for making me your best man.
725
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,440
[cheering and applause]
726
00:43:58,240 --> 00:43:59,320
[Carl] Right, a toast!
727
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,280
To Billy and Mimi Tutton.
The bride and groom!
728
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,720
[all cheering]
729
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,080
["Papa's Got A Brand New Bag" playing]
730
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,800
[Carl] Moving on. It's difficult
when it means leaving people behind.
731
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,040
It's a free bar!
732
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,040
[Carl] Moving on's even more difficult
733
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,960
when the life you choose
is something so unusual.
734
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,880
So different to what you know.
735
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,840
You might as well have dropped in
from another planet.
736
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:44,240
♪ He's not too fancy
But his line is pretty clean ♪
737
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:52,080
♪ He ain't no drag
Papa's got a brand new bag ♪
738
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,160
♪ He's doing the Jerk
He's doing the Fly ♪
739
00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:00,960
♪ Don't play him cheap
'Cause you know he ain't shy ♪
740
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,120
♪ He's doing the Monkey
The Mashed Potatoes ♪
741
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:08,280
♪ Jump back Jack
See you later alligator ♪
742
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:14,320
♪ Come here sister
Papa's in the swing ♪
743
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:21,880
♪ He ain't too hip now
But I can dig that new breed babe ♪
744
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:29,400
♪ He ain't no drag
He's got a brand new bag ♪
745
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:38,760
♪ Oh papa! He's doing the Jerk
Papa, he's doing the Jerk ♪
746
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,520
♪ He's doing the twist, just like this ♪
747
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:46,000
♪ He's doing the Fly
Every day and every night ♪
748
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,280
[all cheering]
749
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,720
[Carl] I'm not waiting around
to be discovered.
750
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,440
But what else am I gonna do?
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00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,320
[laughing] Start a riot?
752
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[laughing]
753
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:06,480
[sobbing]
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00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,680
[outro music]
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[sighs]
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00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,720
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